All language subtitles for The Owl House s01e02_English

‐[wind howling]
‐[creaking]

[groans]

[breathes heavily]

[hoots]

Stop adorably hopping away,
you‐‐ Huh?

Welcome to...

‐[snaps fingers]
‐...the Owl House.

[gasps]

[groaning]

[gasps]

‐[snoring]
‐It wasn't a dream!

Good morning,
terrifying fantasy world.

Good morning.

‐Ugh.
‐[snoring]

Good morning,
you little cutie‐pie.

I am not your cutie‐pie!

Yes, you are.

[sighs] I know.

‐[owls hooting]
‐[gasps, grunts]

‐Hi, Luz!
‐[screams]

Ow!

I'm just wishing you
a good morning.

Jeez! Hoot! Ow!

Sorry, Hooty.

This is it, old girl.

Your first day
on the Boiling Isles
as a Witch Apprentice. Hyah!

Please have witchy clothes.
Please have witchy clothes.

Please have witchy clothes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[screams]

[squeals]

[yawns]

Hmm?

Good morning, Eda the Owl Lady.

I am ready for my first day
of Witch Apprenticeship.

Ugh! Who are you, again?

Huh?

[theme music playing]

Remember me?

Luz? [grunts]

We freed the oppressed
and defeated the evil warden
together?

Yesterday?

Kid, lay off the details.

I haven't even had
my cup of apple blood yet.

‐You mean apple juice?
‐No.

[slurps]

Teach me some spells.
When do I get a magic staff?

Was I supposed to bring
my own runes?

[gasps]
Do you have a dangerous
magical quest for me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down, kid.

Being a witch
doesn't happen overnight.

Also, you're wrapped
in a bathrobe

and wearing
the dirtiest traffic cone
I've ever seen.

[laughs]

But a magic staff, huh?
You really want one?

More than anything.

Magic staff, come to me!

[clattering]

[crashing]

[grunts]

It's early.

Now, witches are awarded
their staffs from school.

With me as your teacher,
you'll be taking
a different approach.

You'll have to work for it.

I run a few businesses.

On weekends,
I offer rare human treasures

that Owlbert drags over
from your side of the realm.

[sword]
I shall smite my enemies!
Ages six to eleven.

But most days
I sell only the finest
homemade elixirs and potions.

[Luz] "Snake oil."

No one wants an un‐oiled snake.
Follow me.

Today you'll deliver packages
and sell potions
to that town over there,

Bonesborough.

You'll have to be careful.

I have rivals everywhere

who'd love to take
my business down

and you along with it.

You wanted
a dangerous magical quest?

Sister, you've got one.

I won't let you down,
Miss Eda.

[crashes]

I'm sure.

Remember, never befriend
a man in sandals

and always measure twice,
cut once.

‐Uh...
‐Good luck!

I hate to interrupt
your power nap,
but you have to go with her.

What? But I just found
the perfect spot.
Why do I have to go?

You and I know
she's either going to get lost
or eaten, probably both.

No, I won't.

And because
you work for me, too,

unless you want
to start paying rent.

[grunting]

Be back by nightfall
or risk mortal peril.

[door slams]

Have a nice trip.

Huh! Let's get this
over with.

Wow!

[gasps]

[King]
Hey, it's rude to stare.

I've only seen
places like this
in my dreams.

It's incredible.
And I'm the only human here?

‐Haven't seen any others.
‐Wow!

There must be
a reason for that, right?
Why am I here?

What if I, Luz Noceda,
average teen, actually had...
[gasps]

...a predetermined path
of greatness?

[gasps] Just like Azura!

Yeah. Did Azura's path
to greatness involve
her delivering boil cream?

Today I'm delivering packages,

but tomorrow I'll be earning
the respect of everyone

on the Boiling Isles
with my magical prowess.

Ha! Good luck.

The Boiling Isles is nothing
but a cesspool of despair.

More like a cesspool
of delight. [grunts]

[chuckles]

[gasps]

What has four hooves
and wants to buy a potion?

This guy.

[sighs]
My eyes are down here.

[exclaims]

[doorbell rings]

[yells, whimpers]

[sighs] I know I've had
enough delight for one day.

I thought being the only human
in a magical world
would make me special.

But apparently, it just makes
everyone want to scream at me
or...

eat me.

[sighs] At this point,

Azura had already been sent
on an enchanted quest.

Where's my quest‐granting
wizard?

Sorry to break it to you, Luz,
but no one here
is that well‐dressed.

This has been a rough day.
[grunts]

Let's just deliver
this last package
and go home.

Maybe this world
isn't what I thought it wa‐‐
[gasps]

Pretty!

[doorbell rings]

Big houses always belong
to big whackjobs.

Let's kick the package inside
and get outta here.

Hello?

Hey, wait.

[yelps]

Wait.

I‐I'm delivering a package
from Miss Eda, the Owl Lady.

Huh?

[gasps] Today just got good.

Magical wizard!

Weird old man in jim‐jams.

I was in my oscillarium,
reading the stars.

And who might you be,
with eyes full of curiosity?

Uh, I‐I'm‐‐

Young lady, dareth I say,

I sense something
unique about you.

Please,
won't you join me for tea?

[gasps] Okay.

Let's scram!
Wizards are just old people
with glitter in their pockets.

I don't trust him.

But the stars on his robe
are sparkling.

And look, there's a baby fox
in his beard.

[giggles]

Plus, I see scones
on the table.

Where?

[panting]

We'd love to join you
for tea.

[King munching]

Do you sell potions,
Sir Wizard?

Please, call me Adegast.

Ma'am, yes,
I run a small business.

[munching]
You should run a small business
of more scones into my mouth.

[chuckles] Yes!

I'm surprised
to see you here.

It was my understanding
that Eda delivered
the packages herself.

Well, I'm kinda, sorta,
her apprentice.

Oh! And how are you finding
the experience so far?

[sighs]

Can I be honest,
Mr. Adegast?

When I decided to stay
in this magical world,

I thought I was meant
for something special.

But Eda thinks
I'm meant for chores

and I'm afraid
I came to the wrong place.

Well, I have a quest‐‐

‐A quest?
‐[cup shatters]

[chuckles]
You didn't let me finish.

‐I have a question.
‐Oh.

Would you like to go
on a quest?

Yes!

I might have just the thing.

The prophecy speaks
of a young human girl

who will claim
the Celestial Staff

and free this world
from an ancient evil.

Perhaps thou hath cometh here
for a reason.

Perhaps I hath.

Should you believe yourself
worthy to attempt this quest...

So worthy.

...you need to know
the road is dark and perilous.

Love peril.
Big fan of peril.

And only the Chosen One
can pull the staff
from its post.

Chosen one.

Big story, awesome.
Anyway, your food is gone
and we are, too.

Yes, we have to go.

And pack for this
enchanted quest! I'm in.

Wonderful.

So, King,

what kind of Chosen One
should I be?

[yawns] Huh? What?

Should I be full of
optimism and goodness,

like the Good Witch Azura?

Or should I be
like a bad girl Chosen One

with black nail polish
and a mysteriously
withdrawn attitude?

"I act like I don't care,
but I secretly do."

Oh, you guys talking
about bad girls?

Wait, what's going on?

Eda, tell Luz
how dumb wizards are.

Ugh! Wizards are the worst.

Never trust a man
in casual drapery. Why?

Your wizard client told Luz...
[laughs]

she was a‐‐ [laughing]

was a Chosen One!

‐[laughing]
‐Wait, wait, Luz? [snickers]

[laughs]

[King] He even gave her a map.

[Eda and King laughing]

Let me see this map.

You didn't think this was real,
did you?

‐What?
‐This map is bunk.

There's no lake
with a Celestial Staff
on the Boiling Isles.

I would have stolen it
ages ago.

Ah, don't worry.

Couple more months here
and you won't look like
such a mark.

Can I have some time alone?

[grunts]

[door shuts]

Maybe they were right.

Huh?

[reading]

[gasps] That's why
Eda couldn't see it.

But am... I really worthy?

[wind howls]

I'll never know unless I try.

Finally!
All that mean‐spirited laughter
made me sleepy.

Crony, wake up.

You said that wizard
was one of my clients?

Yes. Now go away.

I don't know him that well.

And I don't trust this itch
he's scratching in the human.

Less talky, more nappy.

[sighs]

Hey, Luz?

‐Aw, nuts.
‐[wind howls]

Hooty, where'd she go?

Hoot, hoot.
If you want the answer
that you seek,

solve my riddle
within a week‐‐

Ow! Okay, okay.

She went into the forest
towards Bonesborough. Sheesh!

Ugh!

[inhales]
My first mythical quest. Ha!

Okay. Got my scroll,
got my youthful optimism,
got my trusty weapon.

[sword]
By the power of Skullgar,

I am out of batteries.

You know, I wonder
if I made the right choice
by coming here.

[gasps]

Wow!

[cats meowing]

I see. So you're the Chosen One.
[scoffs]

The Celestial Staff
should've picked me,

Nevareth Bladestrife,
Teen Prince of Angstmore.

Yes. Yes, I did make
the right choice.

[sniffing]

This is where
we met the scones.
I mean, the wizard.

Whoa! It wasn't
like this before.

I don't like this.

[door creaks open]

[rustling]

I really don't like this.

Nevareth,
your vengeful backstory
is so compelling.

And I'm lovin'
your animal sidekick.

After my village was consumed,
my heart has known nothing
but vengeance.

Nevareth!

Lady Luz,

do you think love can bloom
on the battlefield?

[laughs]

This quest is questing
in all the right ways.
[chuckles]

‐[all gasp]
‐Ew.

Hum‐di‐diddle,
to pass the bridge,
you must first solve my riddle.

Hit me, little furry man.

Your quest shall stop
if you fail this game.

So tell me, my dear,
what is my name?

Hmm.

Uh... Chris?

That's it.
You may cross the bridge.

And please take this,
Chosen One.

It shall help you
on your journey.

Wow. This is amazing.
Thank you.

Do you need a cape?

‐Nah, I think I'm goo‐‐
‐You can use my shirt.

Yes. I need a cape.

[giggles]

Three cheers
for the Chosen One.

‐Hip, hip...
‐[both] Hurray!

‐Hip, hip...
‐[both] Hurray!

‐Hip, hip...
‐Oh, no.

‐Are you sure she came here?
‐[sniffing]

Can't mistake her smell.

Like lemons
and young, naive confidence.

Hmm.

Hey! Wake up, you.

What have you done with Luz?
What's your endgame?

To find your pupil
and still your wrath,
look ahead and follow the path.

[cackles]

[gasps]
The cat man melted!

[sighs] It's a trap.

They want me to follow Luz.

So, what do we do?

Hmm.

Thank you for inviting me
to your feast, Princess.

All your food
was so tiny and cute.

For you, Chosen One.

Thank you.

You've all been
so kind and thoughtful.

I hope this quest never ends.

Your quest will soon
come to an end,

for the staff you seek
is around the bend.

Thanks for ruining
the mood, Chris.

Go on, Chosen One.
The Celestial Staff is yours.
You've earned it.

‐Farewell, Lady Luz.
‐Farewell.
We love you, Chosen One.

[birds twittering]

[gasps]

[rumbling]

I knew this world
wasn't all gloom and doom
like Eda and King said.

There is wonder here. And I...

I think I came here
for a reason.

Okay, this is it.

Moment of truth.

Yes! I am the Chosen One!
I knew it!

I always suspected
there was a reason

nobody understood
my wacky antics back at home.

Now I have concrete proof.
[laughs]

No!

What?

I know this guy.

He's no wizard.
He's what you'd call
a puppeteer,

a demon who specializes
in scamming
and manipulating people.

He's trying to use Luz
to get to me.

Yeah, and we're flying
directly into his trap.
Hurray!

But if you can think
of a better plan,
I'd love to hear it.

‐Hey, faster, you.
‐[hoots]

‐[whimpers]
‐Luz, the human.

Magical wizard?

Your hubris has failed you,
Witch Apprentice.

[cackling]

Huh?

Okay, Luz. Don't panic.

This is classic
Chosen One biz.

You just have to
rescue everybody
and defeat the final boss.

I am everybody!

You fool, don't you see?
I'm no wizard.

And you're no Chosen One.
I've tricked you.

‐[evil laughter]
‐What?

[grunts]

No!

Betrayed by
my own cool accessories.
Why are you doing this?

Your mentor
has been stealing customers

from my potions business
for years.

She must be destroyed.

Does everybody have a beef
with Eda here?

[all agreeing]

[sighs]

And you lured her
right into my trap,

all because you wanted to think
you were special.

No. Joke's on you,

'cause Eda isn't stupid enough
to fall for your trap.

[Eda] Adegast!

Oh, heck!

Eda, I have you now!

That's right. You have me.
Now release Luz.

I didn't have to be
a part of this!

Oh, she can leave
if she wants to.

But I sense she wants
a real fantasy.

Stay with us, Luz.
Stay with Adegast.
We need you here.

You could be our Chosen One.

Yeah, you can eat
our tiny foods forever.

Luz, why would you want
to live in a world
where people laugh at you?

It is beautiful here.

Luz!

And you guys think I'm special.

No! [grunts]

But it's not real.

[grunts]

I am a Witch's Apprentice.

And I'm gonna earn
my magic staff the hard way.

I believed you, Magic Man.
Now feel my wrath!

[grunts]

[screams]

[strains]

[grunts]

[screams]

[strains, grunts]

I thought we had
a connection, Nevareth!

[Nevareth grunts]

Ah, my flawless pecs!

‐[grunts]
‐Back off! Or the dog gets it.

I am not a‐‐
[muffled grunt]

King, I'm sorry.

I should have listened to you
and never trusted that wizard.

You were right.
He isn't mystical or magical.

He's just a big, slimy jerk.

‐[stabbing]
‐[screaming]

‐Well, that's the last time
I take an outside referral.
‐[squeaking]

Mmm. Oh, did you want
some of that?

No. I'm just confused.

Thinking of
calling it quits, huh?

This place is nothing
like I imagined.

Hmm. Maybe not here.
But come with me.

I got something to show you.

Okay, you can look.

Whoa!

[Eda] The bones of the isles.

Up close,
the isles can be slimy‐‐

‐And very stinky.
‐And gross.

But if you look at it
from a different perspective...

It's beautiful.

Yeah.

Eda, how did you know
that wizard was lying?

Look, kid,
everyone wants to believe
they're "chosen."

But if we all waited around
for a prophecy
to make us special,

[chuckles] we'd die waiting.

And that's why you need
to choose yourself.

Does that mean you'll give me
a magic staff of my own?

Not yet. But... someday.