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One thing I forgot to tell you,
Dr. Hartley.
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Last night, at the real estate banquet,
I was named...
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top salesman oftheyear
for the 12th year in a row.
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- Oh. Congratulations.
- 'Course, this is the sixth year in a row...
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I wasn't invited to the banquet.
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Well,you still must feel proud.
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Nah, it's too easy.
All it takes is a lotta talent...
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and a sincere face.
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I got 'em both.
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Look at that face.
What do you see?
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- Sincerity.
- Damn right. Right up to the eyeballs.
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Elliot F. Carlin is
numero uno in this town.
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Mr. Buy and Sell.
When E.F. Carlin talks, people listen.
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I'm sorry.
What'd you say, Mr. Carlin?
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Everything out there is too easy for me.
It's in here that I'm in trouble.
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Out there, everything
I touch turns to money.
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Uh, speaking about money, uh...
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Carol mentioned that
you're two months behind in your bill.
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Yeah, well, I'm just
a little cash-poor right now.
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Well, aren't we all?
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- You'll get your money when my ship comes in.
- Yeah, is-
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ls your ship
heading in my direction?
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You're darn right it is. I'm putting
together a fantastic real estate deal.
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I'm buying tenements, and renovating them
into new townhouses.
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It's gonna be the biggest thing
to hit this town in 5O years.
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It's gonna make a bundle. You know what
they call that in the real estate business?
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- What?
- Making a bundle.
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Bet you just wish you could
get in on it, don't ya?
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Yeah, I've been looking
for a good tenement deal.
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That's just the kind ofan attitude
that'll keep you in the poorhouse.
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It doesn't matter to me
if you don't want part of the deal.
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L, uh-l don't want
part of the deal.
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Okay.
Let's mark that down.
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Robert Hartley:
“I don't want part of the deal.“
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I'll just put that under your picture
in the “Chumps Hall of Fame.“
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- Right there next to Gus Cudahy.
- Who's Gus Cudahy?
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Just another chump.
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- Bye, Elliot.
- Don't sweet-talk me, you turncoat.
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L beg your pardon?
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Why'd you have to tell Hartley
I was behind on my bill?
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- Well, it's his money.
- Well, he'll get his money, and so will you.
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You don't owe me any money!
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Then lend me a dollar
for the bus, will ya?
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Oh, sorry, Elliot.
All I have is a five.
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All right, I'll take a cab.
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Don't worry.
Your money's safe with me.
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Oh, boy.
I can't believe how time flies.
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- Howie's going to be 11 years old.
-[Chuckles]
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Seems like only last year,
he was 1 O.
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Doesn't make sense, does it, Howard?
What'd you get him?
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Coffee maker.
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What 11-year-old kid
wouldn't want a coffee maker?
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Yeah. It's a good one.
It's got a filter and everything.
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You know, actually, it's not a bad idea.
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I mean, it employs chemistry and
engineering. It's really an educational toy.
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Yeah. And he likes coffee.
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Howard, put your finger on the bow.
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- Oh, yeah. Thanks for the bow.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And, uh, thanks for the wrapping paper.
- [Chuckles]
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And the ribbon.
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- And, uh, the card.
- Aw, you're welcome.
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- Hi, honey. Hi, Howard.
- [Together] Hi, Bob!
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You know, Howard,
something just occurred to me.
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Why is it, whenever I come home,
you're always here in the apartment?
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Uh, well, uh, Bob, it's uh-
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[Clears Throat]
It's not what you think.
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L-I thought you came over
to borrow something.
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Oh, then it is what you think!
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Door Closes 1
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What's, uh- What's all that stuff?
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Oh,just a few magazines
that I ordered.
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- A few? It looks more like a dozen.
- Well, actually, 13.
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But I only paid for 12.
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I guess this copy of
Turkey Quarterly is a bonus.
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Y-You wanna know
what happened, huh, Bob?
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No, Emily. I know what happened.
Some kid came to the door...
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and told you that he was working his way
through brain surgery school...
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- by selling magazines.
- It was astronaut school.
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It wasn't a kid. It was
a short, fat, 55-year-old man.
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Probably part of ground control.
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- You uh, you think I got taken, Bob?
- No.
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Coins, Coins, Coins?
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- I don't thinkyou got taken.
- Well, you see...
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I had a good reason for buying them.
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I was just about to ask: Did you have
a good reason for buying them?
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Yes, I did, but I forgot it.
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- You're really a soft touch, Emily.
- Oh, Bob.
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The country can use another astronaut.
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Y-You're a mark. An easy target.
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- Y-You know, a fish in a barrel.
- Mm-mmm.
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I'm glad it wasn't Elliot Carlin.
You would have bought 13 houses.
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Iwouldn't buy anything
from Elliot Carlin.
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Well, that's what I used to think,
but, uh, he's a very rich man.
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Matter of fact, if he weren't my patient,
I'd go into a real estate deal...
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- he's puttin' together right now.
- Oh, you always like real estate.
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I rememberyour last
real estate investment:
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You bought a piece of
Laughing Springs, Wyoming.
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Laughing Springs is
no laughing matter, Emily.
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I know. You invested in the only town
in America that went broke.
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I didn't invest in New York City.
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Maybe you can still
get a piece of it.
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Well, lefsjust keep pumping
our money into magazines.
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Bob, if you want to make
a safe investment...
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why don't we buy life insurance?
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Because we have enough
life insurance, and besides, it's, uh-
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It's no fun to collect.
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Emily, real estate is the only way
today to make a bundle.
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I mean, it- It starts out small,
and then it begins to mushroom.
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You know, and uh, before you know it,
it turns into something you can't stop.
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I mean, it's happening to people
we know. It could happen to us.
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Bob, I told you, Emily and I
arejust good friends.
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I just came over
to borrow something.
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What did you come over
to borrow, Howard?
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Emily.
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I want her to retie my bow.
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- Good morning, Carol.
- Hi, Bob!
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Oh, great. American Beekeeper.
Oh, I hope it's a current issue.
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Emily bought 'em.
She's trying to send a guy to Mars.
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You want to check
with the other doctors?
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See if they want a copy
of Duck and Decoy?
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Oh, Bob, can I keep this Turkey/Quarterly
for myself, for old times' sake?
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- Sure. - Before I got married,
that's where all my dates came from.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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Okay, Bob. What's the idea, having
Carlin call me 6:30 in the morning?
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- Jerry, what are you talking about?
- Talkin' about Carlin.
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That patient of yours.
The one with the bad rug.
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Well, it looks bad because he had it
laundered instead ofdry-cleaned.
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He calls me this morning ranting about some
nitwit real estate scheme you and he are in on.
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When Sharon picks up the-
When f answered the telephone...
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- I was in no mood to chat.
- I'm sure.
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Anyway, can you imagine that loony
expecting anybody to invest with him?
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- Mr. Carlin is not a loony.
- He's not “um-loony.”
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He happens to be one of the best
real estate people in the business.
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He makes millions of dollars
for his investors.
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If I weren't his doctor,
I'd be in on this one.
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- Y-You know what they call him?
- Loony?
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No, they call him “the bundle maker.“
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He's the best in the business.
Take my word for it.
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- [ Elevator Bell Dings]
- Hi, Carol. Robinson.
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Let's go, Dr. Hartley.
Right now!
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Be right with ya, “E.F.“
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- [DwrS/ams] - Hey, uh, Carol. That
guy Carlin know what he's doin'?
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Well, let me put it this way,jerry.
We went shopping together once.
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I bought a blouse,
and he bought a condominium.
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Take a good look at me, Dr. Hartley.
You notice anything wrong?
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Well, as I toldjerry, you should
have had it dry-cleaned.
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I'm taikin' about my face.
Do you think it's lost its sincerity?
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Still works for me.
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How come I'm having so much trouble
closing this deal of mine?
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- The tenement deal?
- Yeah, I'm still 1 O G's short.
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Tomorrow's the deadline.
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I called everybody.
Everybody's tapped out.
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Why did you telljerry
that I was in on the deal?
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I thought it'd impress him.
Didn't.
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Excuse me for bargin' in, Bob,
but I gotta talk to Carlin.
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- Jerry, we're having a session here.
- Excuse me.
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Okay, Carlin, I want in. How much?
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"Le-“Y! .
- lfa man wants In, leave hlm alone.
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- Wh-What about the session?
- lfl get the 1 O G's, I won't need the session.
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10,000?
I can't raise $10,000!
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- How much can you raise?
- A thousand?
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Take a walk, buster.
We're having a session in here.
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Uh, fine.
What about $5,000?
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- Chicken feed!
- Come on, Carlin. I want in here.
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- Get another guy with five G's and you're in.
- Uh, what about Bob?
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No! No way.
No, count me out.
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- Come on, Bob!
- All right, all right. Count me in.
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- No! Count me out.
- He bends like a willow in the wind.
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- What's it gonna be, Bob?
- Uh, no.
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- Why?
- Because Mr. Carlin's a patient of mine.
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If you don't have any faith
in him,whowill?
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Good point, Robinson.
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Jerry, I can't just plunk down $5,000
without talking to Emily.
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- Why not?
- Well, because it's her money too.
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Hey, it doesn't matter.
I'll get somebody else!
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Uh- I'm in.
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Hey, great! Okay, Carlin, we'll be down
to your office for the contracts.
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I'll save you the trip.
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Robinson, Hartley.
Your names are right on the contracts.
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You can sign 'em with these pens.
Your names are on them, too.
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You thought of everything,
didn't you, Mr. Carlin?
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No, he didn't.
These have to be notarized.
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You owe me three dollars.
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Well, this is it.
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Very rustic.
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Rustic, yet filthy.
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Believe me, it's pure gold.
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- Guess it just looks like filth.
- Look, it's even got lights.
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- This joint's got everything.
- Yes, if you look behind the debris, you know.
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-It's got endless possibilities.
- Maybe it's the way the furniture's arranged.
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Maybe that chair would look
better against that wall.
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All you gotta do is slap up
a little plaster and a little paint...
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slap up some wallpaper, and you got
a place to hang your hat.
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Slap up a hook.
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Bob, is it too late to invest
our money in magazines?
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We're not in this
just for the money!
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This is the kind of place normal people are gonna
be moving into. Normal people, like you and me.
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Well, like you.
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It's happening in America
today. You know...
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we're all moving back into the inner city-
the inner city is the new frontier.
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Yeah, we're doing this
for our country.
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Maybe it doesn't look like much now,
but this is the place of the future.
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- [Can Rattles] - There's a lot of schools
nearby, and right across the street...
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- there's gonna be a brand-new shopping center.
- How do you know that?
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I'm gonna build it.
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- Hey, Carlin. Can I get in on that?
- You can't afford it now.
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- We'll talk later.
- Uh, is there any more to this “new frontier“?
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- Where's the bathroom?
- What bathroom?
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That-That's why they call it a “frontier?
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Come on. I'll show you the kitchen.
Right this way.
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Watch your step.
There may be rats.
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If you don't bother them,
they won't bother you.
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[Clicks]
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[Clicks]
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- [Clicks]
- Yeah, that's better.
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- Oh, uh, hi.
- Who are you?
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- I'm Bob Hartley.
- Did you say “Bob“?
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- That'; r/ght.
- Get out, Bob.
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I came here to see the place.
Wejust bought it.
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We're gonna remodel it into a townhouse
and then-then resell it.
221
00:14:35,995 --> 00:14:38,669
Gonna make a bundle, huh?
222
00:14:38,731 --> 00:14:41,837
- You, uh, you work here?
- Yeah. I'm the butler.
223
00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:47,745
I just dropped by
to polish the silver.
224
00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:49,844
I didn't, uh-
didn't catch your name.
225
00:14:49,909 --> 00:14:53,686
Kvbagask. k-R-B-O- gash.
226
00:14:55,147 --> 00:14:57,218
This is my place, Bob.
227
00:14:57,283 --> 00:15:01,390
That's uh, nice.
228
00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:03,400
Yeah. It should be nice.
229
00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:06,733
I've spent 47 years decorating it.
230
00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:14,667
You seen a cat around here?
231
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:18,409
- A what?
- A cat! Like a dog, only fluffier.
232
00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:24,680
- Well, no. I haven't.
- Cat's name's Arbogast.
233
00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:28,590
- Oh, the same as yours.
- Yeah. Only he's not as friendly.
234
00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:33,427
Well, it's dinnertime.
235
00:15:33,486 --> 00:15:38,765
- Uh, for the cat?
- Who'd you think it was for?
236
00:15:38,824 --> 00:15:41,430
The cat.
237
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:43,701
Why don't you describe him?
Maybe I'll help you look for him.
238
00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:46,972
Oh, he's just an old, yellow cat.
300 or 400 pounds.
239
00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:51,713
Never around when you want him
to run somebody off.
240
00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:54,976
Oh, he's a- He's a watch cat.
[Chuckles]
241
00:15:57,777 --> 00:16:00,621
Be gone when I get back, Bob.
242
00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:04,754
- [DwrS/ams]
- Don't think of it as a hole in the ceiling.
243
00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:08,526
- Think of it as a skylight.
- [Bob] How'; the rest of the place?
244
00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:12,262
Stunning. I'll see it again
when it's been shoveled out.
245
00:16:12,324 --> 00:16:17,000
Uh, Mr. Carlin, do you- Do you know
about the old man that lives here?
246
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,977
Arbogast? Yeah, don't worry about him.
I'll have him out by the first.
247
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,172
Yeah, but he's lived here for 47 years.
248
00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:25,237
Okay. I'll give him till the third.
249
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,890
Forget itjerry. I'm not throwin'
an old man out in the street.
250
00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:39,190
Carlin's puttin' the escrow through.
You can't back out now.
251
00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:41,197
- Watch me.
- Emily, talk to him.
252
00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:43,255
-I agree with him.
- Emily, don't talk to him.
253
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:46,860
If I have a choice between a fat wallet
and sleeping at night, I'm gonna sleep.
254
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:48,906
Why not sleep on a fat wallet?
255
00:16:48,961 --> 00:16:51,271
Jerry, you have got
to think of Mr. Arbogast.
256
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,332
- Don't worry about him!
- [ Sighs]
257
00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:56,380
Jerry, the old man was so poor
he was eating cat food.
258
00:16:56,435 --> 00:16:59,143
- That was for his cat!
- What cat? Did you see a cat?
259
00:16:59,205 --> 00:17:02,846
- That doesn't mean there wasn't a cat.
- There was no cat.
260
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:06,856
How could you miss a 300-pound cat?
261
00:17:06,912 --> 00:17:09,290
- The old man was eating cat food.
- What if he was?
262
00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:13,455
Some of that cat food is good these days.
Especially the mixed grill and the seafood dinner.
263
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,965
Jerry, I'm out.
264
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:18,001
Bob, I'm in this thing
up to my eyes.
265
00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:20,537
- Jerry, I don't want to hear it.
- I hocked all my equipment.
266
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:25,508
- I said, I don't want to hear it.
- I'm workin' on a rental dental chair, Bob.
267
00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:28,272
- I'm not gonna listen any more.
- Yes, you are, Bob. You're gonna hear me out.
268
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:31,713
- No, I'm not.;;[ Humming]
- Yes,you ar-
269
00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:35,480
Someone stands to make a fortune
out of this. It might as well be me!
270
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:38,818
Well, that's really mature!
Sure, that'll make everything go away!
271
00:17:38,878 --> 00:17:41,017
Boy, you thinkyou're
dealing with adults here!
272
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But sooner or later,
you know you're not!
273
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♪♪ [ Continues]
274
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He's gone, Bob.
275
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Catchy little tune.
276
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,496
Emily, you think
I did the right thing?
277
00:17:55,561 --> 00:17:58,770
Well, I would have chosen
more of a polka.
278
00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:02,969
Wow!jerry's really steamed!
279
00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:06,505
He didn't say hello to me.
Of course, he never says hello to me.
280
00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:10,310
I don't thinkjerry likes me.
281
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:13,914
Of course, he gave me these ice cubes.
That must mean something.
282
00:18:13,979 --> 00:18:16,482
Jerry was steamed because
Bob pulled out of a business deal...
283
00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:18,551
rather than throw
an old man into the street.
284
00:18:18,617 --> 00:18:22,531
Aw, well, uh- Good for you, Bob.
That's the Canadian way.
285
00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:27,296
What are you talking about, Howard?
286
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,896
Well, you remind me of
a guy I knew in Canada.
287
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:33,808
- How's that?
- Well, he got in this oil deal...
288
00:18:33,866 --> 00:18:36,142
and, uh, the land belonged
to an old farmer, see?
289
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,046
If they drilled oil on the land,
it would have ruined the crops.
290
00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:42,108
Oh, so your friend
told 'em not to drill.
291
00:18:42,174 --> 00:18:45,053
No, they drilled, and they hit,
and they're all millionaires.
292
00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:48,150
Ruined the crops, though.
293
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,752
Howard, I don't get the connection.
How does he remind you of me?
294
00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:55,321
Oh, I'm sorry. He was your size.
Well, I'll seeya.
295
00:18:57,623 --> 00:18:59,933
See ya, Howard.
296
00:18:59,992 --> 00:19:05,271
Actually, uh, he wasn't your size,
he was my size, but his name was Bob.
297
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:08,869
- Now I see. - No, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Waita minute.
298
00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:12,074
His name wasn't Bob,
his name was... Pete!
299
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:16,882
That's right, that's right. It was Pete,
and he wasn't my size, he was about 6'4”.
300
00:19:16,942 --> 00:19:21,152
And it- Did I say, “oil“?
301
00:19:21,213 --> 00:19:24,092
It wasn't oil, it was soybeans.
302
00:19:24,149 --> 00:19:27,028
And it wasn't drilling,
it was tilling! Yes, it was tilling!
303
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-;;[ Humming]
- What am I saying? It wasn't Canada!
304
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- It was Ecuador! Ecuador!
- ♪♪ [ Continues]
305
00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:38,806
And it wasn't drilling!
It wasn't tilling! It was milling!
306
00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:43,540
- Milling! Milling! Why did I-
-JJ[ Humming]
307
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:47,414
- He didn't look like Bob.
-;;[Whistling]
308
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,851
But he did remind me of Bob.
309
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:52,185
He didn't look like Bob,
but he reminded me of Bob.
310
00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:03,829
[Knocking]
311
00:20:03,889 --> 00:20:06,495
Leave it with the doorman.
312
00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:11,835
Uh, Mr. Arbogast,
you remember us, don't you?
313
00:20:11,897 --> 00:20:15,640
Nope, but then I'm old and senile.
314
00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:18,580
- Did you ever find your cat?
- No.
315
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:21,345
- Is that what you got in the bag?
- No.
316
00:20:21,407 --> 00:20:24,684
No, we bought this for you.
It's groceries and whatnot.
317
00:20:24,743 --> 00:20:27,189
Good. I was getting
low on “whatnot?
318
00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:30,193
- It's not a lot.
- I can see that.
319
00:20:33,452 --> 00:20:38,424
Uh, Mr. Arbogast,
you see, Bob and I-
320
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:41,596
Well, we felt-
We felt badly about yesterday...
321
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,197
so, uh, we, uh-
322
00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:46,265
Uh, why don't you tell him, Bob?
323
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:49,313
Yeah,you tell me, Bob.
324
00:20:49,368 --> 00:20:52,076
We, uh- We backed out
of the building deal.
325
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:55,949
- You did?
- Yeah, we just didn't think it was right.
326
00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:59,956
- You didn't, huh?
- No. No, we didn't.
327
00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:03,892
You know what, Bob?
You're a chump.
328
00:21:03,949 --> 00:21:08,796
- A what?
- You're a chump! You passed up a bundle.
329
00:21:10,889 --> 00:21:15,099
- What do you mean?
- Well, that guy Carlin knows what he's doin'.
330
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,834
Here, fold that.
331
00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:23,278
I sold seven of my buildings this year,
and Carlin got the best deal of anybody.
332
00:21:23,335 --> 00:21:27,442
- You sold seven buildings?
- Yeah. This one makes eight.
333
00:21:27,506 --> 00:21:30,146
That only leaves me six more.
334
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:33,019
Hand me that hat, will you?
335
00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:35,080
Here.
336
00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:43,733
Then-Then you aren't really
out on the street, are you?
337
00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:46,793
Just Easy Street.
[Chuckles]
338
00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:51,399
4823 Easy Street, Tucson, Arizona.
339
00:21:51,463 --> 00:21:54,933
But that's not an invitation.
340
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,243
- What do I owe you for the groceries?
- Oh, no, no. That's okay.
341
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,819
Uh, 22.50.
342
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,860
- Theta' s 11 'sucks.
“(an awe me SD cams.
343
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,863
- I don't carry change.
- I do.
344
00:22:19,124 --> 00:22:21,468
You're not such a chump after all.
345
00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:25,202
[Grunting]
346
00:22:25,264 --> 00:22:29,508
Hey, look, you kids.
If you ever get down to Tucson-
347
00:22:29,568 --> 00:22:31,707
Nah, don't bother.
348
00:22:35,407 --> 00:22:38,251
Well, Bob, I mean, uh-
349
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:41,689
I mean, you did what you believed in,
and that was the right thing to do.
350
00:22:41,747 --> 00:22:45,194
I mean, so what if we lost out
on a coupla thousand dollars...
351
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:48,060
and a chance to retire young?
352
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,225
I mean, Bob, you know-
353
00:22:50,289 --> 00:22:54,135
Your heart's in the right place,
and that's what's important.
354
00:22:54,193 --> 00:22:56,434
'Emily?
_Mmm?
355
00:22:56,495 --> 00:22:58,497
You're a chump.
356
00:23:04,536 --> 00:23:08,382
Arbogast]
Arbogast? Get your tail down here.
357
00:23:23,388 --> 00:23:25,891
Hi. Emily!
358
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:30,100
Hey, congratulations, Howard.
I see you made captain.
359
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:34,236
Oh, no, that's my party hat.
That's for Howie's birthday party.
360
00:23:34,299 --> 00:23:36,540
- Oh? How's it goin'?
- Terrific.
361
00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:39,742
We're gonna play “Pin the Tail
on the Donkey.“ Hope I win.
362
00:23:39,805 --> 00:23:42,752
So do I, Howard.
We're all pulling for you.
363
00:23:42,808 --> 00:23:46,881
- Do you have any birthday candles?
- Birthday candles? Let me see.
364
00:23:46,945 --> 00:23:49,425
I think we do.
365
00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:53,588
- Yeah. Need anything else?
- Not unless you have a donkey.
366
00:23:53,652 --> 00:23:56,098
[Both Laughing]
367
00:23:56,155 --> 00:23:58,601
[Emily Chuckling]
368
00:24:01,927 --> 00:24:04,305
There they are.
Together again.
369
00:24:06,398 --> 00:24:09,868
I know what you're thinking, Bob, but
I just came over to borrow something.
370
00:24:09,935 --> 00:24:13,610
Navigator's hat or a party dress?
371
00:24:13,672 --> 00:24:15,652
Came to borrow these candles.
372
00:24:15,707 --> 00:24:18,551
And- Oh, yeah! Apples. We're gonna
bob for apples. You have any apples?
373
00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,146
No, we don't have any apples.
374
00:24:20,212 --> 00:24:22,351
We'll just bob for the hell of it.
375
00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:29,190
- Well, you ready for dinner?
- Yeah. How 'bout, uh, Chinese?
376
00:24:29,254 --> 00:24:31,860
How 'bout China? I just got
my $5,000 back from Mr. Carlin.
377
00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:35,565
- Oh!jerry wouldn't let you back in the deal?
- No, they found a new partner.
378
00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,732
- Oh, really? Who?
- Arbogast.
379
00:24:37,796 --> 00:24:39,798
[Chuckles]
380
00:24:43,702 --> 00:24:46,148
Right, Howie.
381
00:24:46,205 --> 00:24:49,084
Oh, you tricked me this time.
382
00:25:26,745 --> 00:25:28,247
[ Mews]
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