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White.
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See, uh, word association
is supposed to be immediate.
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When I say “white,“
you're supposed to respond.
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That's easy for you.
You got all the answers.
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- Our time is up.
- Down.
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- The session is over.
- Under.
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- I think this game is really dumb.
-Smart.
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Well, I'll see you
tomorrow, Mr. Carlin.
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I hope we don't play
any more dumb games.
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- Seven?
- Heaven.
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- Hi.
- Low. [Stammers]
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I'm sorry.
Uh, can I helpyou?
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Well,you can if you're
Dr. Robert Hartley.
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- That's who I am.
- Oh, well, good.
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Uh, a colleague of yours, Dr. Frank Walburn,
suggested that I talk to you.
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Yes, uh, Frank and I
are old friends.
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We very often share,
uh, referrals.
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Well, I guess I don't
have to tell you who I am.
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Not if you
don't want to.
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A lot of the patients who come to me
prefer to remain anonymous.
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You don't understand.
I'm Ruth Corley.
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- I have a television show.
- Oh!
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- Oh, of course. R-Ruth Corley.
- Right.
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- I just couldn't put the name
with the face, you know? - Right.
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Very- Very often you'll see
someone on television...
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and you can't remember which-
which show they're on.
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Which-
Which show are you on?
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The Ruth Corley Show.
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Right. Right.
That's the one. Well.
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I have some free time now, or would you
prefer to make an appointment?
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I'm not a patient. I've come here to askyou
to be on my show tomorrow.
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- Well, why- why me? - Dr. Walburn tells
me you're unsurpassed in your field.
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Well, that's-
that's true, but even so.
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Oh, please. I mean,you'd be
helping me out a great deal.
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Well, as long as you
put it that way.
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Oh, good.
Well, then I can pencil you in?
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You can put it down in ink.
I'll definitely be there.
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- Wonderful.
- Oh, my gosh! I know who you are!
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- It's Ruth Corley.
- I just love your show.
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Oh, well, thank you.
That's nice to hear.
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Do you remember when you had Robert Redford
and George Segal on the same show?
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They'rejust ordinary men.
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I mean, believe me,
they put their pants on one leg at a time.
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I believe you.
I'd just like a chance to see it for myself.
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Hi, Bob. Hi, Carol.
Hi, Ruth!
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You know, uh-
You know Ruth?
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Are you kiddin'? She's a household face.
Only much prettier in person.
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Television doesn't do
justice to your incisors.
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- Beg your pardon?
- Uh,jerry's an orthodontist.
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- Oh. Oh, really?
- How'd you like to have dinner with one tonight?
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SmoothJer.
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ThankyouJerry, but I'm having dinner
with Warren Beatty tonight.
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I was supposed to have lunch with him,
but I canceled...
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in order to askyou
to be on my show tomorrow.
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So, uh,
Warren's free for lunch?
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Well, uh,
then it's all set.
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I'll expect you at the studio tomorrow
at 6:00 in the morning for makeup.
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Well, there shouldn't be
any conflict at that hour.
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I'll just cancel
Mr. Carlin.
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Well, thank you so much,
Dr. Hartley.
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It's just been wonderful
meeting all of you.
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- Now, remember, that's 6:00. We go on the
air at 7:00. - The same time as Yogi Bear.
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I know.
He's killing us in the ratings.
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Boy, shrink talk at 7:00 in the morning.
What a great way to wake up.
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Really turn on the toddlers too.
I can hear'em now.
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Hey, Billy!
Put down that Pop-Tart!
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Get Sis out of the playpen!
Here's a guy talkin' Gestalt.
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[Laughs]
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You're not really gonna talk
about Gestalt, are you, Bob?
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No, I'm gonna
talk about the-
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the overall effectiveness
of group therapy.
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Oh, swell, That way, there'll be
something for everybody.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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- Oh, hello, Dr. Hartley.
- Hello, Mr. Peterson.
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- You'll never guess who I saw in the lobby.
- Ruth Corley.
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Boy, you really
do have insight.
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- She- She was just here. - Bob's gonna
be on her show tomorrow morning.
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Oh, that creates
a real problem for me.
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Now I have to choose
between you and Yogi Bear.
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That, uh-
That is a problem.
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Yeah, I never miss Yogi.
Except for last Monday.
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Uh, last Monday-
That's when, uh-
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when Yogi and Boo Boo
broke into the ranger's cabin.
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- Oh, no! - Yeah, and then when the
ranger got back to the cabin...
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he found them-
[indistinct]
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Chicago before dawn.
My kind of town.
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It may be
a sleeping giant now...
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but soon it will awaken to become
the crossroads of America.
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Can it, Bob.
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You know, Emily,
we ought to do this more often.
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Why don't we get
a paper route?
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You could be a little
more excited for me.
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It isn't every day of the week I'm interviewed
by someone as famous as Ruth “Corman.“
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[Yawning]
Corley.
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I wonder what
she's gonna ask me.
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Maybe I'll just launch
right into the, uh...
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overall effectiveness
of, uh, group therapy.
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Maybe not.
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- Emily!
- Oh. Coming up, Bob.
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Here you go.
Bacon and eggs.
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Where-
Where are the eggs?
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Give me a break,
will you, Bob?
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[Clears Throat]
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Emily, you know, there's something
I've never told you before.
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L-I don't like raw bacon.
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Emily,just-
just bring me some coffee.
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You know, here's an interesting fact
about instant coffee.
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Ifthe- the water's cold,
the crystals just float.
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Wa key, wa key,
eggs and bakey!
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- You got the wrong apartment, Howard.
- Hey, what are you guys doing up?
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- I was supposed to wake you at 0400.
- That was an hour ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Mickey's left leg is a little slow.
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Well, I'd better get going.
I have to get into makeup.
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Makeup?
What kind of show you gonna do?
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- The Ruth forleyS/vow
- You gonna be Ruth Corley?
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-just watch the program, Howard, okay?
- [ Phone Rings]
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Hello?
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Uh, yes. Yes, driver.
I'm- I'm on my way down.
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Wow, they sent a limousine
just like you were somebody!
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Howard, that's a cab.
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Wow, they sent a cab!
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I ordered it myself
last night.
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Wow, it's here already!
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- So long, Howard.
- Uh, Bob, can I-can I have a piece of toast?
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- Helpyourself.
- Thank you
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[Yawns]
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- Well, wish me luck.
- Good luck, Bob.
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Channel 12, 7:00.
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Howard 1
Is that raw bacon for me?
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Good morning, Dr. Hartley.
Thank you for coming.
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I hope it's not
too early for you.
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No, I-l had to get up
to- to be on television.
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Well, I'm glad
you're relaxed.
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I'm a little nervous myself.
I mean, I've never interviewed a psychologist.
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Well, don't worry about it.
We're ordinary men.
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You know, one leg at a time.
[Laughs]
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Well, if I start
to ramble a little...
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or if I get into an area
I'm not conversant in...
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you'll help me out,
won't you?
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Don't worry about it.
If you get in trouble...
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just turn it over to me,
and I'll wing it.
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- [Man On Speaker] Ten seconds, Ruth.
- Thanks, Augie.
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- You'll be fine.
- Here goes.
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[Augie ]
Three, two- You're on.
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Good morning.
It's 7:00, and I'm Ruth Corley.
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My first guest is psychologist
Dr. Robert Hartley.
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It's been said that
today's psychologist...
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is nothing more that a con man,
a snake oil salesman...
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flimflamming
innocent people...
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peddling cures for everything
from nail-biting to a lousy love life.
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And I agree.
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We'll ask Dr. Hartley
to defend himself after this message.
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[Clears Throat]
Was- Was that on the air?
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Oh, thafsjust
what we call a “grabber?
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You know, it keeps the audiences
from tuning out.
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- [Augie] Ten seconds, Ruth.
- Thanks, Augie.
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W-We won't be doing
any more grabbing, will we? [ Laughs]
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No, no.
From now on, we'll just talk.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- [A ugie ] Three, two- You 're on.
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Dr. Hartley,
according to a recently published survey...
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the average fee for a private session
with a psychologist is $40.
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That's, uh-
That's about right.
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“Right”?
I don't think it's right.
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What other practitioner
gets $40 an hour?
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Uh, my plumber.
[Laughs]
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Plumbers guarantee their work.
Do you?
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See, I-l don't understand
why, all of a sudden, you-
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I asked you if you
guaranteed your work.
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Well, I can't guarantee
that each and every person...
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that walks through the door
is gonna be cured.
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You mean you ask $40 an hour,
and you guarantee nothing?
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L-I validate.
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Is that your answer?
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Could, uh- [ Clears Throat]
Could I have a word with you in private?
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Chicago is waiting
for your answer.
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Well, uh, Chi- Chicago...
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uh, everyone who comes in
doesn't pay $40 an hour.
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Do you ever cure anybody?
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Well, I-l wouldn't-
I wouldn't say cure.
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So your answer is no.
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No, no.
My- My answer is not no.
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Uh, I get results.
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Many of my patients, uh, solve their problems
and- and go on to become successful.
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- Successful at what?
- Uh, professional athletes...
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uh, clergymen.
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Um, some go on to head
large corporations.
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Uh, one of my patients
is an elected official.
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- A what?
- Uh, n-nothing.
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Did you say
“an elected official“?
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L-I might have.
I forget.
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- Who is he?
- Well, I-l can't-l can't divulge his identity.
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Why? There is a deranged man out there
in a position of power.
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[Chuckles]
He- He isn't deranged...
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a-a nym ore.
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But he was when he
came to see you...
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- and you said yourself that you
do not give guarantees. _ Ah_
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After this message, we will meet
our choice for Woman of the Year...
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Sister Mary Catherine.
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[Augie]
Okay, we're into commercial.
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“mks, Fume.
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And thank you, Dr. Hartley.
You were terrific.
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I mean,
I wish we had more time.
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- We- We had plenty.
- Well, I really enjoyed it.
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Yeah, you- you would have enjoyed
Pearl Harbor.
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Good morning, Sister.
It's wonderful of you to come at this hour.
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If, uh- lfl were you,
I wouldn't get into religion.
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She'll-
She'll chew your legs off.
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- Oh, hi,TV star.
- Hi.
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Want some bacon?
It's cooked now.
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Emily, let's cut out the small talk.
How, uh- How bad was it?
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I slept through it.
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I hope the whole city
slept through it.
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The lady's a killer.
She's a- She's a barracuda.
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She even got me to reveal that one of my
former patients was an elected official.
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- That's awful. - She kept digging and
digging, trying to find out who it was.
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- Bob, that's terrible.
- I know.
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Who is it?
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- Emily, drop it.
- [Knocking]
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Okay, Bob,
who is he?
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Howard, I am not telling you.
I'm not telling anybody.
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- You can trust me, can't you?
- No.
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Oh. Well, okay then.
Uh, tell you what.
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Don't tell me his name.
just tell me, uh, let me see-
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Howard,
Bob can't tell you.
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I mean, he has his professional
ethics to consider.
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Well, that woman on television
didn't seem to think so.
227
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:41,373
She really raked him
over the rocks, you know.
228
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:45,041
I've seen people fall
under pressure before, but hejust crumbled.
229
00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:47,448
Wow! “El foldo“!
230
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Howard.
[indistinct]
231
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Oh, but, uh,
your makeup looked good.
232
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Were those your own eyelashes
you were wearing?
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Well, I've got to fly
to Washington today.
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See you when
you get back, Howard.
235
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That's, uh,
Washington, D.C., Bob.
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Home of the Senate...
237
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Congress, the cabinet.
238
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Know anybody there?
239
00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:17,809
- Good-bye, Howard.
- Right. Right.
240
00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:21,440
Waita minute.
I got an idea.
241
00:15:21,507 --> 00:15:23,487
Why don't we all
close our eyes, see?
242
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:28,753
And then the person who knows who he is can
say it out loud, and we won't know who said it.
243
00:15:29,815 --> 00:15:31,817
Good-bye, Howard.
244
00:15:33,886 --> 00:15:36,127
It's only just begun.
Everybody's gonna wanna know.
245
00:15:36,188 --> 00:15:38,566
So why don't you
tell me who it is?
246
00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:41,798
- [ Phone Ringing]
- Right.
247
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,032
Hello.
248
00:15:46,098 --> 00:15:48,578
Yes, he's here.
Who's this?
249
00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:50,636
Oh, yes.
just a minute.
250
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:54,515
Uh, Bob, it's for you.
It's the Channel 3 HappyNews team.
251
00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:58,413
- The whole team?
- No, it's just Mitch the anchorman.
252
00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:02,550
- He's in a very good mood.
- Yeah, that's his trademark.
253
00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:06,757
Hello? H-Happy news day
to you too, Mitch.
254
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:11,495
What, uh-
What can I do for you?
255
00:16:11,557 --> 00:16:14,629
No, I-l won't
tell you who he is.
256
00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:18,801
No, I-l won't tell Skip,
the sports guy, who it is either.
257
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:21,344
Mr. whatever you wanna
call him, that's fine.
258
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,006
Good-bye.
259
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:28,541
- Bob, what are you gonna do? - What else
can I do? I'm gonna have to ride it out.
260
00:16:28,607 --> 00:16:31,053
Gee, I really admire you
for that.
261
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,215
Well, better get
this makeup off.
262
00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:37,489
- Yeah, you know, Bob, just stick to your guns.
- Right.
263
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:44,098
Bob, does his name rhyme
with “Missingefl?
264
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,812
Hi, Bob.
265
00:16:55,868 --> 00:17:00,010
- Hi. Hi, Carol.
- Missed you on Ruth Coriey.
266
00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:02,074
Oh.
267
00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,653
I was, uh-
I was great.
268
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I'm, uh, gonna go in my office.
No calls. No interruptions.
269
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:11,251
However, I did see you
on the morning news.
270
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- The news?
- Yeah. They reran the whole interview.
271
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- Wonderful.
- Bob, I just loved your little plumbers joke.
272
00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:24,666
- So did Ruth Corley.
- And there was a call or two, Bob.
273
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,075
Chicago Tribune, Sun-Times...
274
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,944
Channel 7, Channel 2,
three radio stations...
275
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,005
and Sister Mary Catherine.
276
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:37,880
What did Sister Mary Catherine
want?
277
00:17:37,943 --> 00:17:41,686
She wants to know if you'll
go 50-50 on a hit man.
278
00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:51,757
- Dr. Hartley.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Peterson.
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- Can I see you in your office?
- Sure. What is it?
280
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Not here. In there.
Out of the glare of the public spotlight.
281
00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:02,978
What, uh, seems to be
the problem, Mr. Peterson?
282
00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:06,380
- I want my file.
- Why- Why would you want your file?
283
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,384
Well, it's my wife,
Dr. Hartley.
284
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,944
She saw you on television, and now she's
afraid of waking up one morning...
285
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:16,426
and finding things that we did behind
closed doors sensationalized in the tabloids.
286
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,726
That won't happen,
Mr. Peterson.
287
00:18:19,785 --> 00:18:22,766
I can't take that chance,
and I can't go home without my file.
288
00:18:22,822 --> 00:18:25,268
L- I don't thinkyour file
should leave the office.
289
00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:28,305
I don't want
to have to get rough.
290
00:18:30,229 --> 00:18:32,505
- Your files are right over here.
- Thanks.
291
00:18:32,565 --> 00:18:35,136
You just saved yourself
a merciless beating.
292
00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:41,846
I just wanna know
how long it will be...
293
00:18:41,907 --> 00:18:44,979
before metropolitan Chicago
finds out I take a bath with a ducky.
294
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,164
A ducky? You take a bath
with a rubber ducky?
295
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,895
It's not rubber.
It's real.
296
00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:04,135
- I suppose you want your file too, Mr. Carlin.
- That's right.
297
00:19:04,196 --> 00:19:07,006
It's in the far cabinet.
298
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:10,639
I'm sorry, Dr. Hartley,
but I just can't trust you anymore.
299
00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:14,310
I can't risk having the name
of Emil Peterson besmirched.
300
00:19:14,373 --> 00:19:17,877
- This is good-bye, Dr. Hartley.
- Good-bye, Emil.
301
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,682
You sure you
have everything?
302
00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:30,190
Everything up to 1970.
I'll come back for the rest.
303
00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:37,197
Rats deserting
a sinking ship, huh, Bob?
304
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,641
I really can't
blame 'emJerry.
305
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:42,144
Maybe when this thing dies down,
they'll come back.
306
00:19:42,201 --> 00:19:45,774
- Seen this article?
- No, I haven't.
307
00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:50,082
“Shrink refuses
to name loony legislator.“
308
00:19:53,145 --> 00:19:55,352
Really startin' to hit
the fan now, isn't it?
309
00:19:55,414 --> 00:19:57,985
We all feel that way.
All the doctors in the building...
310
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,088
know what you must be goin' through,
and we'rejust sick about it.
311
00:20:01,153 --> 00:20:04,032
We all had a meeting,
we talked it over, and the feeling is unanimous.
312
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:06,262
I appreciate that, j erry.
313
00:20:06,325 --> 00:20:09,829
We want you out of the building
by the end of the week.
314
00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:23,876
Emily, how many-
how many R's in “barracuda“?
315
00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:27,924
What are you doing, Bob?
316
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,518
I'm, uh, sending an anonymous letter
to Ruth Corley.
317
00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:34,620
Let me see.
318
00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:40,368
Bob, if you wanna be anonymous,
don't use personalized stationery.
319
00:20:43,362 --> 00:20:45,569
L-I wasn't gonna sign it.
320
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,435
Hi, Bob.
Hi, Emily.
321
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,037
- Hi, Howard.
- What's up?
322
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:54,607
I came over to see if you wanted
to get in this pool we got goin'.
323
00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:57,620
Oh, Bob, you can't get in.
You already know the answer.
324
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:04,253
You guess who Mr. “X“ is, and you win
all kinds of money. It'll only cost you a dollar.
325
00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:05,954
Who'd you pick, Howard?
326
00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:09,659
Well, Bob didn't say it wasn't a woman,
sol picked Eleanor Roosevelt.
327
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,634
Eleanor Roosevelt is dead.
328
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:16,695
She is?
329
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,632
Well, it's only a dollar.
330
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,341
- [Knocking]
- I'll get it.
331
00:21:24,403 --> 00:21:26,644
Come on, Bob.
Now, when are you gonna crack?
332
00:21:26,705 --> 00:21:28,651
Never, Howard.
333
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,881
- Excuse me. ls Dr. Hartley in?
- Well, yes. He's right here.
334
00:21:31,944 --> 00:21:35,153
- Hi, Bob.
- Uh, Congressman Avery.
335
00:21:35,214 --> 00:21:38,593
Um, come on in.
I haven't seen you for a long time.
336
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:41,995
-I know.
-This is my wife, Emily.
337
00:21:42,054 --> 00:21:44,227
- Oh, how do you do?
- Hello, how do you do?
338
00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:47,736
This is our neighbor, Howard Borden.
This is, uh, Congressman Everett Avery.
339
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:49,795
- Hi.
- Congressman Avery.
340
00:21:49,862 --> 00:21:51,842
- You're Mr. That-
- Howard.
341
00:21:51,897 --> 00:21:55,709
It's okay, Bob. It's okay. I want it out
in the open. That's why I'm here.
342
00:21:55,768 --> 00:21:58,772
Uh, won't you
please sit down.
343
00:21:58,837 --> 00:22:02,284
Thanks. I, uh-
I can only staya minute.
344
00:22:02,341 --> 00:22:06,551
Bob, you saw me through some rough times
a while ago. I want to return the favor.
345
00:22:06,612 --> 00:22:08,717
You, uh- You really
don't have to do this.
346
00:22:08,781 --> 00:22:13,093
No, Bob. You helped Elaine and me
through some very choppy marital waters.
347
00:22:13,152 --> 00:22:16,395
Your husband taught Elaine and me
that we had to talk things out.
348
00:22:16,455 --> 00:22:20,665
- How is Elaine?
- I don't know. I haven't spoken to her for years.
349
00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:28,601
Wow! Mr.
I would have never guessed it was you.
350
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,580
- Why not?
- 'Cause I never heard of you.
351
00:22:35,874 --> 00:22:38,411
Well, anyway, Bob...
352
00:22:38,477 --> 00:22:41,754
I think it's important for people
to understand what you did for me.
353
00:22:41,814 --> 00:22:44,317
So I'm releasing
a statement to the press.
354
00:22:44,383 --> 00:22:47,421
Well, uh, Congressman,
you have your career to think of.
355
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:51,093
Bob, my, uh- my career
isn't nearly as important...
356
00:22:51,156 --> 00:22:54,569
as being my own man,
telling the truth...
357
00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:59,075
standing out there and letting people
know that I have nothing to be ashamed of.
358
00:22:59,131 --> 00:23:03,580
It's a great feeling.
I call it honesty.
359
00:23:05,704 --> 00:23:09,083
Wow! I mean, that was beautiful.
That was really beautiful.
360
00:23:09,141 --> 00:23:11,087
Well, thanks.
I hope you remember that...
361
00:23:11,143 --> 00:23:14,022
when you close those curtains
on Tuesday, November 4.
362
00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:18,884
Well, I can't close my curtains.
My plants will die.
363
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:28,897
- Well, nice, uh- nice meeting you.
- Yeah, nice meeting you.
364
00:23:28,961 --> 00:23:31,066
- Bob. Emily.
- Pleasure.
365
00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,576
Uh, sir, did you know that
Eleanor Roosevelt passed away?
366
00:23:33,632 --> 00:23:35,134
What?
367
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,840
Oh, you're surprised too.
368
00:23:37,903 --> 00:23:39,905
She was a heck of a woman.
369
00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:48,558
Congressman Avery.
370
00:23:48,614 --> 00:23:52,460
- Well, Bob, it's- it's over.
- I hope so.
371
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,930
That was really
a decent thing for him to do.
372
00:23:54,987 --> 00:23:58,025
Yeah, especially
since he's not the guy.
373
00:23:59,191 --> 00:24:02,638
- He's not?
- Emily, that's all I'm saying.
374
00:24:04,663 --> 00:24:06,609
Oh, well.
375
00:24:07,699 --> 00:24:10,873
Well, that's okay.
376
00:24:20,746 --> 00:24:23,522
Does his name rhyme
with “Stockefellef?
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00:24:59,851 --> 00:25:01,159
[ Mews]
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