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- [ Rings]
- Hello?
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Oh, you're, uh,
you're closed?
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- Well, Bob, it is 5:00.
- It's three minutes to 5:00, Carol.
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I'm open.
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How would you feel
about sticking around...
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and typing up this 48-page report
on group therapy?
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Oh! I'd feel hostile.
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Well, I wouldn't askyou if I didn't have
to have it first thing Monday morning.
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Bob, I'd be glad to come in
early Monday and take care of it.
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Oh, I'd say about
3:30 a.m. ought to do it.
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- How about Saturday?
- Oh, I can't.
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I'll be visiting my parents
in the morning.
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It'll take me all afternoon
to get over it.
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And Sunday I'm going
out withjerry on his boat.
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That isn't a very good excuse
becausejerry doesn't have a boat.
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Yes, he does, Bob.
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- No, he doesn't.
- Yes, he does. I've seen pictures.
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Jerry Robinson,
the orthodontist, has a boat?
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- Yes, he does.
- No, he doesn't.
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Now it is 5:00.
The next “Yes, he does“ is on overtime.
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- Good night.
Jerry?
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- Yeah, Bob?
- Do you have a boat?
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Yes, he does.
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No charge.
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I was gonna tell you,
but I was a little embarrassed.
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Why would you be embarrassed
about buying a little boat?
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Oh, it's not so little, Bob.
Here, I got a picture of it. Here.
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And here's the other half.
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That isn't a boat,
it's a yacht.
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Yeah, I guess
it is a yacht.
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I own a yacht.
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How can you afford
to own a yacht?
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I went in on it
with two other dentists.
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We write the whole thing
off as a business expense.
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How can you write offa yacht
that's two pictures long as a business expense?
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That's because it sleeps four,
so it's a business boat.
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Ifit slept two,
ifdjust be a pleasure boat.
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You mean, on Sunday
when you go out with Carol...
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that's considered
a business trip?
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As long as somebody
mentions the word “teeth“...
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I can write off
the whole afternoon.
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Jerry, I'm sure
you have a boat...
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but how can you
afford it?
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- Aha, you mean because you can't, right?
- Yeah.
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I owe it all
to my new business manager.
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I thought you were happy
with your old business manager.
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I was, but he went bankrupt.
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This new guy, Bob, he's the best
in the business- An absolute genius.
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Maybe you'd like
to talk to him.
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Jerry, I don't need
a business manager.
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I can take care
of my own money.
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Where's my wallet?
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Here it is, Bob.
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If you had a business manager,
you wouldn't need a wallet.
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You just sign for everything.
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The only reason I'm telling you about the
advantages of having a business manager...
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is, frankly, I'd like
to see you do a little better than this.
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I've given you tips before.
Havel ever given you a bum steer?
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No,jerry. I'm just crazy
about my Studebaker stock.
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That stock is not dead yet.
Do not sell that stock.
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Who would I sell it to,jerry?
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There's no harm
in meeting him, is there?
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All right. I'll get together
with him sometime.
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This guy's very busy.
He's booked weeks and weeks in advance.
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Then I'll see him weeks and weeks
from now. There's no rush.
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Bob, I thinkl better set something up
for you right away.
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Jerry, I really don't
need a business manager.
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Don't worry. By the time he's ready
to see you, you'll have time...
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to cancel if you don't want
to see him.
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He's probably not even
in his office.
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Jeff? Oh, good.
It's meJerry Robinson.
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I've got a friend who may be interested in
becoming a client of yours sometime in the future.
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I'm wondering
if you could fit him in.
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Sure, tax season, right.
Well, 1- Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Hold on a second. I'll ask him.
I think he can see you, Bob.
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- When can he see meJerry?
- Tonight.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, dear.
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Honey, how soon is dinner?
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As soon as you fix it.
Remember our deal?
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Oh, that's right.
Tonight's Friday night, isn't it?
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- That means I cook.
- Yeah. What's it gonna be?
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Lobster thermidor, chicken Kiev,
or beef Bourguignonne?
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Uh, pizza.
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I'll order some pizza. I have
this tremendous craving for pizza.
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Too late.
I already ordered Chinese.
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I just got a tremendous
craving for Chinese.
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- Honey, you know what I'd like to do after dinner?
- What?
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Let's go down
to Marshall Field's...
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and pick out that new sofa
we've been talking about.
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Wouldn't you rather meet
]erry's business manager?
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Isn't that funny?
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That was my second choice.
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Well, I'm afraid
we have to.
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Bob, why do we have to meet
]erry's business manager?
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- It's a long story.
- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
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Which just became a short story,
because that's him.
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Hey. How you doin'?
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It's not him.
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You ordered some food
from the Merry Mandarin?
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- Yeah.
- Okay. You got your sweet and sour squid...
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your pickled sea bass,
your moo goo gai pan...
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and your pigeon-stuffed
rice cakes, $8.95.
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Bob, I didn't order any of that.
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Your name Wong?
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No, Hartley.
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Oh, yeah. it's right-
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Chicken chow mein,
beef chop suey...
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and two fortune cookies, $8.95.
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Eight ninety-five?
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Everything delivered
is $8.95.
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For $8.95 we could
have had the squid.
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It's just as well, Emily.
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H ey, t h a n ks. Sayonara.
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Bob, you still
haven't told me...
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why we have to meet
withjerrys business manager.
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Emily, I'm starved.
Let's discuss it over dinner.
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[Knocking]
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Hi. You on your way
to the trash, Bob?
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No. This was just delivered.
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- The Chinese food was just delivered.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Well, Bob, here he is: Jeff Boggs,
my business manager. - Hello.
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- Bob Hartley and his wife, Mrs. Hartley, uh, Emily.
- Hello, Emily.
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- We didn't interrupt your dinner, did we?
- Uh, not yet.
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If you folks haven't eaten yet,
why don't you just go ahead?
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We really didn't
mean to interrupt.
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In fact,
I can come back, uh...
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March 12.
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Oh, no, no.
I'll put it in the oven. It'll keep.
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That way, an hour from now, instead of
being hungry, we'll have something to eat.
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Well, Bob,
isn't he fantastic?
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- Jerry, please.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
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Bob,just ask him
anything you want.
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- You want to sit down?
- Bob, come on.
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Ask him something about business.
You know what I mean.
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Well, I'm very glad you came,
and I know how busy you are, but-
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See, this is sort of embarrassing
because, uh...
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I don't think we want
a business manager.
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If we had a business manager,
I don't know what we'd do with him.
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Right. Well, you see,
basically, what I do for my clients...
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is to save them more money
than they've ever saved before...
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and I do that by putting them
into investments...
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that could double their income
in four or five years...
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and giving them tax shelters that could protect
them from the high cost of living.
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There are people who simply aren't
interested in having a business manager...
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and obviously, Bob,
you're one of them.
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- Right.
- Right.
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What was that one
about doubling your income?
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- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- That's not all he does. He also pays all your bills.
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I never have any trouble
paying my bills.
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That's because
I pay them, Bob.
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- Oh, hi, Howard.
- Hi, Emily.
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Excuse me.
Bob, did you get a Rolls-Royce?
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- No.
- There's one in your parking space.
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- Oh, that's mine.
- You left your television on.
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I'll get it, okay?
Excuse me.
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This guy is really good, Bob.
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My Social Security number
is 352-22-7439.
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Seven, four, three, nine.
That takes care of everything.
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You understand that all your bills
and checks will be sent to me...
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and I'll have a special checkbook
made up for you which I will keep.
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Congratulations, Bob. From now on,
you won't even see any of your money.
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- That's the way it is with me.
- Who handles your money?
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My ex-wife and her lawyer.
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From time to time,
I would like to see my money.
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You know, like I want to buy a pack
ofgum or something.
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How do we handle that?
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What we do is, I put you
on a weekly allowance.
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Emily, how much do you thinkyou need for
spending money and household expenses?
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Oh, I-l think about, uh...
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- eighty dollars.
- Eighty.
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Eighty dollars?
That's kind of high, isn't it?
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No, not necessarily. It depends on your
income. What do you make a year, Bob?
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Uh-
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It varies, you know.
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Why don't you let me
make a guess, okay?
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Here it is, Bob, the pocket calculator.
This is fantastic.
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We're talking a one-bedroom
and den condominium...
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Lakeshore Drive,
uh, view.
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It's four rooms, antiques,
oil paintings and furniture, right?
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- He can practically make that thing talk, Bob.
- I can hear it,jerry.
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That's a psychologi-
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Hi. Getting some candy.
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Psychologist,
office in the same building asjerrys...
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fees per session.
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Income as schoolteacher,
wife, no dependents, and, uh-
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Got my candy.
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- That's about it. We'll hit the total button-
_ Uh_
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- Could I- Could I see that before you say it?
- Sure.
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- Is that pretty close to the figure, Bob?
- Uh, no.
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That- That is the figure.
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- Really fantastigjeff.
- Thanks.
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You know, Emily,
$80 really isn't out of line...
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but why don't we start you out
at 6O and see how you do?
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Oh, 60.
No, I really don't-
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Emily, I mean,
this is our business manager.
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He's trying to save us money.
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Oh, well, okay. Sixty.
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Okay. And, Bob,
what do you need for the week?
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- Spending money for the week?
- Uh-huh.
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I'd say, uh, 40.
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Forty. Well, I'll give you fifty.
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Gee, thank you.
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Congratulations, Bob.
Youjust got a $1 O raise.
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- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- Why don't you give it to me? I sure could use it.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi. Hey, I've been all over this building.
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Could you please tell me
where the Wongs live?
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I'm sorry. There are no Wongs
in this building.
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Wong? That's me.
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- You're Wong?
- Yeah. I always use the name Wong.
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Get more for your money
that way.
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- Hey, Harry! How are you?
- Hiya, Mr. Yee.
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I thinkwe got
the right manJerry.
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Oh, who cares?
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Carol, have you been able to get
ahold of my business manager yet?
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Just his voice, Bob.
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I called three times.
All I get is a dumb recording.
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“Hello. Fmjeff Boggs.
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“I'm not in right now...
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but when you hear the beep, you'll have
15 seconds to leave a message.“
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Ugh! I just hate
those machines, Bob.
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I hung up on it.
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Carol, you can't take
machines personally.
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It's just doing
its job, you know.
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Well, I know,
and I'll try, Bob...
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but it really bugs me
to talk to a machine...
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that has a better
personality than I do.
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Hi, Carol. You going to lunch today,
or can I sell you a sandwich?
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No, no, Dee Dee, absolutely not.
I've stuffed myself lately.
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- How about some yogurt?
- Okay.
230
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I'll have some yogurt
and that submarine sandwich.
231
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- Dee Dee, I'm gonna have a sandwich today.
- Oh, good.
232
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We have some terrific
roast beef today, Dr. Hartley.
233
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- How much is that?
- A dollar ninety-five.
234
00:13:17,717 --> 00:13:20,664
Do you have anything else?
235
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,600
Well, the avocado and cream cheese
is terrific too.
236
00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:27,501
- How much is that?
- A dollar forty.
237
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,702
Do you have anything
thafsjust fair?
238
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,040
Peanut butter and jelly,
95 cents.
239
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,410
I'll take it.
240
00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:41,449
And could I get
a receipt for that?
241
00:13:43,175 --> 00:13:45,121
A receipt?
242
00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:48,021
A receipt for the sandwich.
You know, a receipt.
243
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,026
Listen, Bob,
I forgot to ask you.
244
00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,892
I'm collecting
for Tupperman's birthday present.
245
00:13:52,952 --> 00:13:55,330
- How much?
- Five dollars apiece.
246
00:13:55,388 --> 00:13:57,868
Five dollars?
Last year it was two dollars.
247
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,531
Are we getting him
another one of those silly gag gifts?
248
00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:04,473
Wait'llyou see it.
It's an exploding chair.
249
00:14:09,802 --> 00:14:11,748
Seems sort of expensive.
250
00:14:11,804 --> 00:14:15,650
Well, Bob, exploding chairs
don't come cheap.
251
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:18,917
Thirty-six dollars.
Hey, what's the matter?
252
00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:20,924
It just seems
sort of frivolous.
253
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:24,223
It isn't gonna last that long.
254
00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,388
[Paper Tearing]
255
00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:31,162
Here you are, Dr. Hartley. Oh, in case
you get audited on your income tax...
256
00:14:31,223 --> 00:14:36,104
I put down the license number
of the place where I live.
257
00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:39,006
Hi, Bob. Carol, I'm going to the Palmer
House for lunch, be back at 2:00.
258
00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:41,511
Right, but before you go,
Tupperman's gift.
259
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,513
- Huh? How much?
- Five dollars.
260
00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:47,517
- All I got is a 20. Pay me later.
- Gotyou.
261
00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:51,350
- Jerry, could I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure. What's up?
262
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,584
How much cash does
jeffgive you every week?
263
00:14:54,647 --> 00:14:58,891
You know, Bob, my needs are different
than yours are. I mean, I'm single, you know.
264
00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:02,626
- Yeah, I know. How much?
- Well, I don't eat home much.
265
00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:05,430
- I'm always going out, so there's
an additional expense. - How much?
266
00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:09,735
- I go to movies an awful lot.
- I get $50 a week.
267
00:15:09,795 --> 00:15:11,706
I know.
268
00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:15,075
Can you tell me
how much you get?
269
00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:18,946
Well, my needs are different than yours, Bob.
He gives me what I need.
270
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,747
Are your needs more
or less than $50?
271
00:15:21,807 --> 00:15:24,151
- It's more.
- I thought so.
272
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,156
It's a lot more.
273
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,757
I thinkl need
a lot more.
274
00:15:29,815 --> 00:15:31,920
Take what you need, Bob.
Don't strap yourself.
275
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:33,930
Jeff will find a way
to deduct it.
276
00:15:33,986 --> 00:15:36,330
Spend, Bob. Enjoy!
277
00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:39,893
How are you all today?
Take her down.
278
00:15:44,397 --> 00:15:46,502
[Jeff] Come on, Hal,
you know as well as I do...
279
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:49,011
that there is just not
that much difference...
280
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:51,014
between a million-two
and a million-four.
281
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,016
- [ Buzzing]
- Yeah, rightjust a second, Hal.
282
00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:55,518
Yes? Okay, send him in.
283
00:15:55,574 --> 00:15:57,850
Hal, that vacancy factor
is not more than three...
284
00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:01,448
or four percent during
the school year, is that right?
285
00:16:01,514 --> 00:16:03,687
Fine. I still want that property
near the university.
286
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:07,993
Right. What do you figure
the annual spendable is on that? Uh-huh.
287
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,295
Right. Memo to myself:
annual spendable not more than...
288
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,859
three quarters of a percent
during the school year.
289
00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:16,134
Now, listen, Hal,
about that vacancy factor. Right.
290
00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:19,199
If it's not more than three or four
percent during the school year...
291
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,267
we can sublease
during summer months.
292
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,711
Fine. Say, Bob,
would you like some coffee?
293
00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:26,340
- No, thank you.
- Do you mind getting me a cup?
294
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,311
Now I don't want you
to worry about that 200,000.
295
00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:32,788
Right. I absolutely
guarantee it.
296
00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:36,987
Right. So I'll see you for lunch tomorrow,
about 12:30. Okay, fine.
297
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:39,655
Very good just black.
298
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:41,892
Right, and we'll-
we'll, uh-
299
00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:44,628
Okay. Say hello to your wife.
Bye-bye.
300
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:48,069
Ah. Thank you, Bob.
301
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:51,301
- So, how you doing?
-just fine.
302
00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:54,833
I was in the neighborhood.
I just thought I'd stop by the office.
303
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:58,848
- Well, I'm glad you did.
- So, how you doing?
304
00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:02,943
Just fine. As a matter of fact, I was putting
together a deal for some of my clients.
305
00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:06,615
It's just the kind of thing that
I'd like to see you get involved in-
306
00:17:06,679 --> 00:17:08,989
sometime in the future,
when you can afford it.
307
00:17:09,048 --> 00:17:12,655
It's an apartment complex,
and by the time I get through with this thing...
308
00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:15,494
it's gonna be worth three
or four million dollars.
309
00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,864
So, Bob,
what can I do for you?
310
00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:22,528
Uh, can you
let me have $20?
311
00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:25,701
What for, Bob?
312
00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:28,405
Uh, I need it to live on.
313
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,413
Bob, what happened?
314
00:17:30,469 --> 00:17:34,281
I gave you $50.
You said that would be more than enough.
315
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:38,811
I know, but there was
Tupperman's gag gift...
316
00:17:38,878 --> 00:17:41,586
my train ticket,
and odds and ends.
317
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:44,355
Tupperman's gag gift?
318
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:47,488
Yeah, but the big expense
I didn't count on was the lunch...
319
00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:51,626
I took you andjerry to, to celebrate
our new business relationship.
320
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:56,503
If you remember, I was lucky enough
to win the battle of the check...
321
00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:59,771
and it came to over $18.
322
00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:03,473
- You didn't use a credit card?
- Uh, no. No, I didn't,jeff.
323
00:18:03,536 --> 00:18:07,450
Bob, you're gonna have to learn.
You must use a credit card.
324
00:18:07,506 --> 00:18:10,077
Why don't you give me the receipt,
and I'll reimburse you.
325
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:15,925
L, uh-
I didn't get a receiptjeff.
326
00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:20,828
- You didn't get a receipt?
- [ Clucking Tongue]
327
00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:23,958
Bob, you must learn
that you must always get a receipt.
328
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:28,529
- I know that now. I got a receipt today.
- Ah.
329
00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:31,973
Ninety-five cents for a-
330
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,772
- peanut butter-
- Peanut butter and jelly.
331
00:18:37,837 --> 00:18:41,785
Bob, the easiest thing in the world
would be for me to give you that $20.
332
00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:44,583
You know that, don't you?
After all, it is your money.
333
00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:47,852
I'm glad you said thatjeff, because-
[Clears Throat]
334
00:18:47,913 --> 00:18:50,792
It's sort of hanging
in the back of my mind.
335
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,420
But look at it this way.
336
00:18:52,484 --> 00:18:56,933
If I give you the $20 now,
you might come back next week and ask...
337
00:18:56,989 --> 00:19:00,801
for $20 more- and then the week
after that, another $20, Bob...
338
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:04,637
and 2O here, and 2O there, and pretty soon
we'll be back where we started from.
339
00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:07,177
- I'm sorryJeff. You know-
- No, no, no.
340
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,179
It's all right, Bob.
It's all right.
341
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,772
I'm going to give you
the $20 this time.
342
00:19:11,837 --> 00:19:14,443
But I just want you to learn
to be more careful.
343
00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:17,350
Otherwise, we'll
be defeating our purpose. Okay?
344
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:24,292
Now, here's the 20, Bob, and-
345
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,126
Oh, gee. The smallest
I've got is a 50.
346
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:31,328
I can get that changed
at the bank downstairs.
347
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:33,529
Say, Bob- Why don't
you go to window three?
348
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:36,835
That's where they have the new ones.
I love new ones.
349
00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:49,644
Oh. Hi, dear.
350
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,654
Did you remember
the Parmesan cheese?
351
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,656
Yeah. It's all here.
352
00:19:53,712 --> 00:19:55,988
It's not very much
for $9.24.
353
00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:59,825
For $9.24, you'd expect
a little bulk.
354
00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:02,832
You know, eggs
are 89 cents a dozen?
355
00:20:02,888 --> 00:20:06,233
Honey, groceries are expensive.
50's clothing.
356
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,329
50's gold.
357
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:12,342
I remember when you paid $9.24
for groceries...
358
00:20:12,398 --> 00:20:16,505
you couldn't go
through the express line.
359
00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:21,547
- Here's, uh, here's the receipt.
- I don't need it.
360
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:25,521
I just wanted to show you the receipt
so you'd know how much it was.
361
00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:28,524
Bob, do you want
potatoes tonight or noodles?
362
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:33,529
I just wanted you to know how much it was
because it came out of my pocket.
363
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:36,361
Let's have noodles
tonight, okay?
364
00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:39,699
Whatever, Emily.
365
00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:41,704
You want to reimburse me
for this?
366
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,969
'Cause this is supposed
to come out of your weekly allowance.
367
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,476
Oh! Sure. How much?
368
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:52,278
- Uh. $9.24.
- Okay, let's see what we got.
369
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:56,047
Here's a five.
370
00:20:56,108 --> 00:20:58,588
Oh. Four, nine.
371
00:20:58,644 --> 00:21:03,252
And, uh, 24 cents.
372
00:21:10,222 --> 00:21:12,168
Here's a quarter.
373
00:21:12,224 --> 00:21:14,295
Keep the change.
374
00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:19,008
See, you get a lot more money
than I do.
375
00:21:19,064 --> 00:21:21,010
I mean, I only get $50.
376
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:24,843
That's all you can get.
That's the limit, you know, $50.
377
00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:26,849
Well, next week,
be a little more careful.
378
00:21:26,905 --> 00:21:30,785
Once you learn to live
within your budget, it'll be a lot easier.
379
00:21:30,843 --> 00:21:34,416
Uh, Emily.
you want to sit down?
380
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,960
You're gonna tell me
a story, aren't you, Bob?
381
00:21:37,016 --> 00:21:39,656
That's right, I am.
382
00:21:42,087 --> 00:21:45,500
Emily, I remember
when I was a little boy...
383
00:21:45,557 --> 00:21:48,504
my brother and I
used to go to the zoo.
384
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,200
But rather than look
at the elephants and the lions...
385
00:21:51,263 --> 00:21:56,042
we used to like to go
in the farm animal section.
386
00:21:56,101 --> 00:22:00,015
And the thing I remember
most was the ducks.
387
00:22:00,072 --> 00:22:02,313
You know why?
388
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:05,651
Well, because of the way
they fed the ducks.
389
00:22:05,711 --> 00:22:08,157
They had this
big mechanical feeder...
390
00:22:08,213 --> 00:22:10,159
and if the ducks
wanted to eat...
391
00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:13,321
they had to waddle up to it,
and get down on their knees...
392
00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:17,162
and bang their beaks
on this mechanical feeder...
393
00:22:17,222 --> 00:22:19,327
for a couple of pellets
to come down.
394
00:22:20,392 --> 00:22:22,702
Bob, that is-
395
00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:24,707
That is fascinating.
396
00:22:24,763 --> 00:22:27,175
Uh. Emily?
397
00:22:27,232 --> 00:22:30,338
- I'm not through.
- I know that, Bob.
398
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:34,847
The reason
I brought that up is...
399
00:22:34,907 --> 00:22:36,853
I was atjeff Boggs's
office today...
400
00:22:36,909 --> 00:22:38,855
and, uh...
401
00:22:38,911 --> 00:22:43,018
I felt like a duck.
402
00:22:43,082 --> 00:22:46,529
I mean, I can't take it.
I want out.
403
00:22:46,585 --> 00:22:49,361
Oh, honey, maybe you just
had a bad day.
404
00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:53,369
I had a great day.
I found 35 cents in my couch.
405
00:22:57,596 --> 00:22:59,735
Emily, I-
I-l can't live this way.
406
00:22:59,798 --> 00:23:02,404
If that's what you want, okay.
407
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,745
- I want it more than anything.
- Well,you got it.
408
00:23:05,804 --> 00:23:10,150
Great. Great. I'll calljeff Boggs
first thing in the morning.
409
00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:12,655
Tonight, let's go
to the Pump Room...
410
00:23:12,711 --> 00:23:15,157
and we'll have champagne
and filet mignon...
411
00:23:15,214 --> 00:23:19,594
and we'll run up a big bill,
and I won't even ask for a receipt.
412
00:23:19,651 --> 00:23:22,825
Oh, Bob, that sounds wonderful.
413
00:23:22,888 --> 00:23:26,335
And, honey, um,
after we have dinner, you know...
414
00:23:26,391 --> 00:23:30,168
and we come back here, and we get undressed,
and we get into bed-
415
00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:33,267
would you do me a favor?
416
00:23:33,332 --> 00:23:38,304
- Yeah. - Would you tell me
again how they feed the ducks?
417
00:23:46,411 --> 00:23:49,017
- Good morning, Carol.
- Hi, Bob.
418
00:23:49,081 --> 00:23:51,425
Carol, would you get me
Jeff Boggs on the phone?
419
00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:54,020
Sure.
420
00:23:54,086 --> 00:23:57,761
Do you want me to transfer this
into your office?
421
00:23:57,823 --> 00:24:00,167
No, I'll take it here.
422
00:24:02,294 --> 00:24:04,296
- Hello?
- Hi.This isjeff Boggs.
423
00:24:04,363 --> 00:24:07,970
- Jeff, this is Bob Hart- - I'm not here
right now, but when you hear the beep...
424
00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:10,980
you'll have 15 seconds
to leave a message.
425
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:14,813
- Jeff, I can't live on the-
- [ Beeps]
426
00:24:14,873 --> 00:24:19,151
I forgot to give my-
jeff, hi. This is Bob Hartley.
427
00:24:19,211 --> 00:24:23,523
Hi. This isjeff Boggs. I'm not here right
now, but when you hear the beep-
428
00:24:24,983 --> 00:24:26,553
- Carol?
- Bob?
429
00:24:26,618 --> 00:24:28,120
Take a letter.
430
00:24:30,489 --> 00:24:33,800
[No Audible Dialogue]
431
00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:09,172
[ Mews]
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