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- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- Com e in.
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Hi.
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Bob? Uh, where are you, Bob?
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I'm out here in the garden, Howard.
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Oh, you call your balcony a garden.
I call my balcony a lanai. Sounds better.
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Why don't you call it a den?
You've always wanted a den.
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You know, there's something different about you.
What's different about you?
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What's different about you? I know.
You're wearing a sweatshirt.
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I've never seen you
in a sweatshirt before.
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I always wear a sweatshirt
when I wanna be sloppy.
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Yeah, but it's all starched
and you got a crease.
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Well, I like to be neat when I'm sloppy.
You want a club soda?
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No, thank you.
I hear there's a storm over Cincinnati...
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and, uh, with all that carbonation
I might hurt myself.
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- Hi. Oh, hi, Howard.
- [Door Closes]
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- So, how was your morning, honey?
- Ah, fabulous.
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I went to see a house that was for sale with
Ann Montgomery, and she hated it.
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That doesn't sound too fabulous.
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Well, Bob, you know Ann has horrible taste.
The house was fabulous.
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- Fabulous.
- Are you guys moving?
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- Absolutely not.
- Well--
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Emily.
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I only said, “Well?
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Emily, somehow your wells
have a funny way of becoming yeses.
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Oh. Well, okay.just come look at it.
Then you can make up your mind.
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Honey, my mind is made up along with
Ann Montgomery's. We both hate the house.
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- Uh-huh.
- Look, I can see you guys are having a fight, so I--
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Uh, no, no, no.
No, we're not.
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Now, nobody is forcing you to buy the house.
just come with me and take a look at it.
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Emily, I-l don't like to be forced
into something I don't want to do.
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- No one is forcing you. - Well, I don't know
what you call it, but I call it a fight.
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Howard, we're not having a fight.
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I just will not spend an enormous amount of
money to wind up in a place I'm going to hate.
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Bob, you are stubborn and cheap.
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You're right, Howard.
We're having a fight.
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Yeah, a good one. Well, I guess I'll go to
Hong Kong, Paris and Madrid.
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- Have a nice flight, Howard.
- Yeah,you too.
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Oh, Bob. I'm sorryl made a scene.
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Of course you don't have to
look at the house if you don't want to.
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No. I-l was being
close-minded and unfair.
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I'll, uh, go out to the house.
I'll look at it.
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I'll-I'll hate it, and then we'll
have it out of the way.
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And so that's your dining room.
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And don't you just love
this darling breakfast nook?
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Ah, I love it.
Don't you just love it, Bob?
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Mmm.
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Here we are back in
the living room again.
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Have you ever seen so many large rooms
in such a small house?
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- No, I never have. Have you, Bob?
- [ Mumbles]
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And the closet. I've never seen such
a large guest closet in such a little house.
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And there's a light in here
and lots and lots of shelves.
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I don't know about you,
but I always need more shelves than I have.
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Now, let's see if I can find that light.
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Uh, wh-what do you think, Bob?
Do you love it?
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Emily, it's hard to love a closet.
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I mean the whole house, Bob.
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I have to admit. You-you were right.
It's, uh, a great house.
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- Oh, Bob.
- And the Queen Mary is a great boat, but...
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just because something is great, that doesn't
necessarily mean you have to buy it.
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Did you say you were going to buy it?
How nice.
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No, we haven't decided yet.
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But you do admit you like the house?
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L-I like the house.
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I don't think I mentioned
the beamed ceilings. Aren't they wonderful?
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You know, they don't
build houses like this today.
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Ah, wonderful. How old is this house?
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Three years.
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I guess-- I guess that was
the last good year for houses.
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And on your left is the living room.
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This is easily big enough
for two, full-scale couches.
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Oh, hi, Shirley. I didn't know you were here.
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- That's all right. We're just about finished.
- Mind if we play through?
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- [ Both Laugh]
- Not at all.
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Well, this is your living room.
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Have you ever seen such a large living room
in such a small house?
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Look at the beamed ceilings.
They just don't build houses like this anymore.
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Your linen closet
has lots and lots of shelves.
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I don't know about you,
but I never seem to have enough shelves.
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Now, the dining room is right through here,
Thanks, Shirley. Bye.
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Bye. He's always selling, selling, selling.
He never lets up for a second.
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- So, have you decided yet? - Well, um, I
think we need time alone to discuss it.
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Fine.just don't take too long...
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because I could tell that other couple
was very interested in buying this house.
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Oh, really?
He seemed a little bored.
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Doesn't mean a thing. She likes it.
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Once you get the wife interested,
the husbandjust goes along.
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Oh, let me see if I can find
that closet light for you.
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[Chuckles]
She didn't mean you, Bob.
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You never go along with anything.
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Thank you.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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- Morning, Carol.
- Oh, hi, Bob. Where you been?
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- I was looking at a house.
- Bob, you're buying a new house?
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Well, we werejust browsing.
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Any phone calls or messages?
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Yeah, uh, Mr, Wesley called--
that new patient referred by Mr. Carlin?
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- Oh, yeah.
- He's gonna be a little late.
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Bob, don't think he's gonna be
one of your quick cures.
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Why do you say that?
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Well, he's late because he can't figure out
what color socks to wear.
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Any-Any other calls?
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Uh, Mrs. Wolf son from
the Bull's-eye Real Estate Agency called...
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five times.
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Beats four of a kind.
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You want me to get her for you?
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Uh, no, no. I'm sure she'll
deal me another one. Anything else?
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Yeah, Bob. I'd like to
talk to you for a minute.
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- Sure. What about?
- Uh, in private.
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- Oh, one of those long, private minutes.
- [ Mouths Words]
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Okay. Come on.
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Are you waiting for me to bark?
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Oh, Bob. I'm sorry.
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- Here.
- [Chuckles]
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Bob, this is really hard for me to do.
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I've never been good at this,
and I love working here...
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and you're the only one I can talk to because
you're the only one that can understand.
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But I'm really embarrassed asking.
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But it's gotten to the point where
I've got no choice.
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I just hate to ask. I mean,
I know you've got a lot on your mind...
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but, darn it, I've got to start
thinking about myself here.
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I've never done this before.
Bob, I need a $10 raise.
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- You got it.
- I do?
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How about 15?
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No.
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Oh, no. Ten's fine. Oh, I love 10.
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Thank you, Bob. But see, I had to ask
about the 15, because if I didn't...
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I'd have spent the rest of my life wondering
if the 15 would be as easy as the 1 O.
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- Now-Now you know that it wouldn't.
- Right.
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[Phone Rings]
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Oh-Oh, here.
Oh, please, please let me get that for you.
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I know it's just a small thing,
but I'd really like to.
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Hello? Oh,just a minute. Mrs. Wolf son.
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Oh, uh, tell her I'm busy.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Hartley
is busy and can't be disturbed.
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Just a minute, I'll ask him.
What time can you call her?
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Carol, for somebody whojust got
a $10-a-week raise, you aren't, uh--
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you aren't doing a good job
of ducking phone calls.
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Right. Dr. Hartley's in surgery.
He'll call you the moment he gets out.
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[Water Running]
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Jerry, you got a minute to talk?
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Oh, sure, Bob.
just washing my hands.
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You know I wash my hands on the average
of 46 times a clay?
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Even more ifl've had ribs for lunch.
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- I remember one time I tried some new soap--
Jerry?
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- Hmm?
- No, no. Me talk, you listen.
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Oh, yeah. Sure. Have a seat.
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Okay, Bob. What should we talk about?
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Well, I would love to talk about the Bulls
and the Cubs andjack Nicklaus.
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You know, fun things?
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But I'm getting pressured into buying
a house, and, uh, I don't know what to do.
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That's simple. Tell Emily you're not going to
buy the house because you don't like it.
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Yeah, butjerry, I love the house.
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Oh. Then tell Emily you're not going to
buy the house because you love it.
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Jerry, I-l love our apartment, you know?
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I've finally gotten everything together.
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You know, my work is working for me.
The home is working for me.
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I mean, everything is working for me,
and I just don't wanna change it.
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I mean, on the other hand, I know eventually
we're gonna have to buy a house...
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and it's, uh-- it's a great house.
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I mean, look at me, and I haven't even seen
a termite report yet.
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Bob, I'm gonna offer you
some basic: advice--
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not as a dentist, but as your friend.
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You're talking about a house here.
Now, a house is big.
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That's like, uh-- like a new chair.
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See, you don't buy anything that big
without giving it a lot of thought.
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You take your time. Now, if you were
meant to have that house, you'll have it.
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If you're not, you won't.
[Chuckles]
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Houses can be on the market
for months-- for years.
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- I mean, the point is, Bob, you got to stay cool.
- [ Knocking]
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- Yeah?
- HLJer.
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- It's Emily.
- Bob, why didn't you answer Mrs. Wolf son's calls?
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Well, because I didn't wanna talk to her.
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Emily, what-what are you doing here?
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Well, the house. We have to make a decision
on the house.
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Emily, uh, a house is a big thing.
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I mean, if-if-- if you're meant to
have a house, you'll have a house.
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If you're not meant to have a house,
you-you won't have a house.
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I mean, the main thing is
that we-we've got time.
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No, we don't. The other couple
who looked at the house made an offer.
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We've got to decide right now if we want
that house or not.
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Wow, an offer so fast.
That must be a great house.
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Oh, it is,jerry. You should see it.
Beamed ceilings, huge rooms...
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- a big stone fireplace--
- Gee, that sounds fantastic.
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You know, houses like that
do not stay on the market very long.
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Bob, if you- if you like that house,
you betterjust grab that house.
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- Jerry, will you please stay cool?
- Oh, yeah.
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I mean, now how do we know
if there is an offer on the house?
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And how do we know what the owner
is going to think of that offer?
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I mean, how-how do we know
any of those things?
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Oh, because Mrs. Wolf son
is right outside and she'll tell us.
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Okay, Bob. Let me give you
some basic advice.
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Don't make your first offer too high
because you can't come down.
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- You can always come up on the counter, but
don't make it too low-- -j erry. j erry.
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One wife at a time. All right?
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Excuse me.
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Oh, uh, Dr. Hartley, I'm so sorry to
bother you in the middle of surgery...
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but if you don't come up with an offer higher
than the other offer, you may lose your house.
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All right. Now, how much
is the other offer?
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Oh, it's unethical
for me to tell you that.
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However, if you make an offer, I'll present it
to the owner, and we'll be in the running.
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Yeah. Oh, Bob, I met the owner, and he's really
a nice guy. And, um, I think he likes us.
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It's important to have the owner like you.
That'll put you way ahead of the other couple.
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Oops. Oh, so sorry.
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Excuse me, Bob. Mr. Wesley,
your new patient, is here, and, uh...
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just so you'll be prepared- he looks really
depressed, and he's not wearing any socks.
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Good, Carol. I'll tell him what I went through
here and it'll probably cheer him up.
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[Whimpers]
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[Whimpers]
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Bob, I can't sleep
with you making all that noise.
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Emily, if I could sleep, I would sleep.
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Why don't you go to sleep, and then we'll
at least have half the bed asleep.
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You're thinking about the house, aren't you?
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[Whimpers]
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Well, I hope you're not sorry
we decided to bid on the house.
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No, Emily. I'm not sorry.
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You decided to bid on it.
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Oh, no.
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You're not gonna lay that off on me.
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Now, we were both in your office
when we both decided to make that offer.
220
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You signed that deposit check.
221
00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:56,498
Emily, after an hour with a man
with no socks on, I would've signed anything.
222
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That is so typical.
223
00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:05,465
That is so--
224
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You aren'tjust going to
leave it at that, are you?
225
00:14:15,508 --> 00:14:20,253
You hate change. You fight change.
You resist change.
226
00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:24,261
I do not resist change.
I just like staying where I am.
227
00:14:26,085 --> 00:14:29,089
Oh, Bob. Now, why are we doing this?
228
00:14:29,155 --> 00:14:32,159
I mean, we're talking about
something wonderful.
229
00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:34,898
Something we're both gonna love. A house.
230
00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:40,040
[Whimpers]
231
00:14:41,534 --> 00:14:44,708
What is it that's bothering you?
232
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:48,149
Well, there are a lot of small things
I have on my mind.
233
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:52,553
They'rejust small things,
but, well, they're on my mind.
234
00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:56,617
Like-- Like trash cans.
235
00:14:56,682 --> 00:14:58,684
I mean, if we get that house...
236
00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:01,254
one Saturday, I'm gonna have to go
to a hardware store...
237
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,631
and I'm gonna have to buy a trash can.
238
00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:11,174
Now, how am I gonna get the trash can
into the trunk of our car?
239
00:15:12,665 --> 00:15:15,168
Oh, Bob, I've thought of
all the problems...
240
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:17,578
but the advantages
far outweigh the disadvantages.
241
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:20,584
Like, well, like a garden.
242
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,314
I mean, won't it be wonderful to
just wake up in the morning...
243
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:26,550
and look out and see our own garden?
244
00:15:26,612 --> 00:15:30,116
And who's gonna
take care of that garden?
245
00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:33,459
Bob. [ Kiss]
246
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,470
That's another thing I'll have to get
at the hardware store.
247
00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:45,532
A lawn mower and mulch.
248
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:53,544
I'll never be able to get the trash can in
the trunk of our car...
249
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,711
unless I make two trips.
250
00:16:01,714 --> 00:16:04,888
I could rent a trailer at the gas station.
251
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,565
Trailers are almost impossible
to get on Saturdays.
252
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,006
[Whimpers]
253
00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:23,575
So, I was very shy and self-conscious
because I was so short.
254
00:16:23,636 --> 00:16:26,981
My mom kept telling me
I'd be six-feet tall like my dad.
255
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:30,213
Well, still waiting.
256
00:16:30,276 --> 00:16:32,347
But, you are tall, Mr. Carlin.
257
00:16:32,411 --> 00:16:37,190
Lifts. Without 'em I'd be shortjust like you.
258
00:16:39,885 --> 00:16:42,729
Anyway, I fell in love with this real tall girl...
259
00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:45,234
and that's when I bought
my first pair of elevator shoes.
260
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:48,670
I can still remember the saleslady
pretending they were a normal pair of shoes.
261
00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:51,402
- It was really humiliating
- [Yawning] Mm-hmm.
262
00:16:51,464 --> 00:16:55,378
- You're bored with me.
- No, I'm just tired.
263
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,846
You're tired of me. It's the same thing.
264
00:16:57,903 --> 00:17:01,350
- I couldn't sleep last night.
- That happens to me every night.
265
00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:05,355
I think, uh-- I think now might be
a good time to stop for today, Mr. Carlin.
266
00:17:05,411 --> 00:17:07,584
Right, it is a good time to stop.
267
00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:11,560
I'd hate to have you
yawning through my only love affair.
268
00:17:13,986 --> 00:17:16,489
I'll, uh-- I'll see you next Thursday.
269
00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,228
- Oh, hi, Mr. Carlin.
- Hi.
270
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,634
Oh, Bob, your real estate lady's
been calling.
271
00:17:20,693 --> 00:17:23,867
She says she has to see you tonight about
the house, and she'll meet you anyplace.
272
00:17:23,929 --> 00:17:26,933
Your apartment, your office,
or what subway are you taking?
273
00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:30,105
That probably means they've accepted
the offer. I was afraid of that.
274
00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:34,379
- Hey, you're buying a house?
- Well, we have a bid in on one.
275
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,977
You should've said something. You know
I'm in the land development business.
276
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:39,886
This is a house, not a swamp.
277
00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:42,949
I know about all kinds of real estate.
278
00:17:43,015 --> 00:17:45,791
- What neighborhood is your house in?
- The, um, Marveiia district.
279
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:48,730
- Uh-oh.
- What?
280
00:17:48,788 --> 00:17:52,930
- Nothing.
- What's wrong with the Marveiia district?
281
00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:57,839
Well, I heard they're gonna put
a new, uh, smelting plant in there.
282
00:17:57,897 --> 00:18:00,571
- I can't believe that.
- I can't either. It's probably just a rumor.
283
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,170
- [ Elevator Bell Dings]
- I'll see you.
284
00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:06,580
We, uh-- We have
a very reputable real estate lady.
285
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:09,142
- I'm sure she would've told us.
- Oh, she probably would've.
286
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,210
- Who is she?
- Shirley Wolf son.
287
00:18:11,277 --> 00:18:12,950
Uh-oh.
288
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:20,553
Well, listen, Bob. Don't listen to him.
289
00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,656
You know what a downer he is.
That's why he comes here.
290
00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:26,567
And anyway, he said it was just a rumor,
and you know how rumors are.
291
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,299
Do you know, for years they kept saying
they were gonna build a hospital...
292
00:18:29,361 --> 00:18:31,534
across the street
from my apartment house?
293
00:18:31,597 --> 00:18:35,511
And it turned out to be totally untrue.
It was merely a clinic.
294
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:40,013
Thanks a lot, Carol.
First Mr. Carlin, then you.
295
00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:42,416
- The first thing you knowjerry will come out--
- Bob. Oh, good.
296
00:18:42,474 --> 00:18:46,513
Glad I caught you. I just talked to my business
manager. Here's what you gotta look out for.
297
00:18:46,579 --> 00:18:49,924
Copper pipes. Don't let 'em slip off
plastic pipes on you.
298
00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:53,327
Oil and mineral rights. Bob, make sure
you keep your oil and mineral rights.
299
00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:56,195
Don't let 'em take that away from you.
lfthere's a crawl space...
300
00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:58,826
underneath the basement,
take a flashlight, don some coveralls.
301
00:18:58,891 --> 00:19:02,464
You wanna crawl under there
“checking for seepage and dry rot.“
302
00:19:02,528 --> 00:19:04,474
Now, check out the water heater.
303
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,703
If you don't have a 40-gallon tank,
you're gonna have to put one in.
304
00:19:06,765 --> 00:19:10,178
Check the electrical. If you don't have
a 220 line, you're in big--
305
00:19:11,837 --> 00:19:14,147
- Emily.
- Hi, dear.
306
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,709
Honey, I don't have time
for that right now.
307
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:23,049
We have to talk before Mrs. Wolf son,
the real estate lady, gets here.
308
00:19:23,115 --> 00:19:25,686
- Well, we can't.
- Honey, we have to.
309
00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,856
Uh, we can't 'cause we're not alone.
310
00:19:30,389 --> 00:19:33,893
Well, what do you think, gals? I mean,
it's a great apartment, isn't it?
311
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:37,634
I mean, it's close to where the action is.
The shopping center. The airport.
312
00:19:37,696 --> 00:19:40,199
My apartment. Oh, hi, Bob.
313
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,110
You-You're right, Emily.
We're not alone.
314
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:45,580
Well, we'rejust finishing up.
Excuse me.
315
00:19:45,638 --> 00:19:48,642
If you divide the rent three
ways it won't be bad at all.
316
00:19:48,707 --> 00:19:50,653
I'll put in a good word
with the manager.
317
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:54,885
- I won't tell him why you were thrown out of
your last place. - We'll let you know, Howard.
318
00:19:54,947 --> 00:19:57,052
Yeah. Bye. Bye.
319
00:19:57,116 --> 00:20:01,189
Stewardesses. The blonde's first-class.
320
00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:06,730
What's happening with your house?
I mean, when do you move?
321
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,136
Well, they haven't officially
accepted our offer, Howard.
322
00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:14,644
Ah, well. They will. You know something,
uh, I'm gonna miss you guys.
323
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,442
Yeah, I could see how
broken up you were, Howard.
324
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:24,083
Well, I'd rather have you and Emily,
but if I can't have you, I'd rather have them.
325
00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:27,818
Well, um...
326
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:32,886
look, if you, uh, need any help moving,
uh, be glad to help.
327
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:37,298
I mean, if you need
any suitcases or boxes.
328
00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:40,860
Uh, I mean, uh,
don't worry about the mailman.
329
00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:45,602
I'll just tell the mailman
you don't live here anymore.
330
00:20:45,664 --> 00:20:51,171
Don't worry about the mailman or the--
don't worry about the milkman...
331
00:20:51,236 --> 00:20:53,580
or the paperboy.
332
00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:55,983
I'll just tell everybody
you don't live here anymore.
333
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,282
[Crying] I'm sorry, I--
334
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:03,521
- Oh, Howard.
- I'm sorry. I think I'd better go.
335
00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:08,354
[Crying]
336
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,862
- [ Door Closes]
- Oh, Bob.
337
00:21:12,925 --> 00:21:15,963
lam gonna miss that Howard so much.
338
00:21:16,028 --> 00:21:20,670
Emily, um, I'm gonna miss everything
about this apartment. Sit down.
339
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:25,171
L-I think we've made a terrible mistake.
340
00:21:25,237 --> 00:21:27,683
I've been feeling it all afternoon.
341
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:31,950
I started to have your doubts this morning,
so I went to take another look at the house.
342
00:21:32,011 --> 00:21:34,013
Oh, good, honey.
I'm glad you did that.
343
00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:36,525
Now reassure me,
e-everything is gonna be okay.
344
00:21:36,582 --> 00:21:39,563
It needs paint... bad.
345
00:21:39,618 --> 00:21:42,462
That was onjerry's list.
346
00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:46,765
Check peeling paint around windowsills.
347
00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:48,998
Emily, you didn't happen to
put on some coveralls...
348
00:21:49,061 --> 00:21:52,372
and crawl under the house
to see if there was dry rot?
349
00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:56,345
Oh, Bob, I think we've made
a terrible mistake.
350
00:21:56,402 --> 00:22:00,748
Emily, I-- I don't want that house...
351
00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:03,184
more than anything in the world.
352
00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:06,917
- Neither do I.
- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
353
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,917
That's Mrs. Wolf son. She'll be all smiley...
354
00:22:10,983 --> 00:22:14,396
and telling us how happy
we're gonna be in our darling new house.
355
00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:18,959
- Hello.
- Honey, it's-it's Mrs. Wolf son...
356
00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:20,970
and it looks like she has good news for us.
357
00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:23,529
- Let me take your coat, Mrs. Wolf son.
- Oh, thank you.
358
00:22:23,595 --> 00:22:27,441
You know, I've been running all day today.
My gosh, what a darling apartment.
359
00:22:27,499 --> 00:22:29,706
- Thank you.
- Yeah, we-we like it.
360
00:22:29,768 --> 00:22:33,739
You know, I thinkl have somebody
that might be interested in this.
361
00:22:33,806 --> 00:22:36,412
- Good.
- Well, let me tell you about your house.
362
00:22:36,475 --> 00:22:40,082
The owner's just delighted that you
bid on it because he really likes you.
363
00:22:40,145 --> 00:22:42,421
He knows you have taste
and integrity...
364
00:22:42,481 --> 00:22:46,395
and you'rejust exactly the kind of people
he would like to see get the house.
365
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:49,126
- Uh-huh.
- So, I presented your offer to him.
366
00:22:49,188 --> 00:22:53,034
- Unfortunately, he turned it down.
- [ Laughs]
367
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:58,104
- Areyou all right?
-[Continues Laughing]
368
00:22:58,163 --> 00:23:02,236
I'm just-- I'm just very disappointed.
[Laughs]
369
00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:08,916
Emily, they've, uh-- they've turned down
the offer on the house.
370
00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:11,614
- [ Both Laughing]
- Really?
371
00:23:11,677 --> 00:23:16,422
See, my, uh-- my wife is
just-just as disappointed as I am.
372
00:23:17,683 --> 00:23:19,560
Well, maybe you'll feel better
in the morning.
373
00:23:20,853 --> 00:23:23,356
L-I doubt it.
374
00:23:28,861 --> 00:23:30,363
[Elevator Bell Dings]
375
00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:33,274
- Good morning.
- Hey, Bob.
376
00:23:33,332 --> 00:23:36,313
Hey, Bob. Hey, you look really happy.
You must've gotten your new house.
377
00:23:36,368 --> 00:23:38,871
No, we lost it,
and we couldn't be happier.
378
00:23:38,937 --> 00:23:40,939
[Chuckles]
See, Bob?just like I told you.
379
00:23:41,006 --> 00:23:44,180
You didn't want that house. You bid low.
You lost it. Now you're happy.
380
00:23:44,243 --> 00:23:47,520
Worked out perfect.
381
00:23:47,579 --> 00:23:51,425
- [ Phone Rings]
- Doctor's office.
382
00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:54,327
Just a minute. Bob, it's Mrs. Wolf son.
383
00:23:54,386 --> 00:23:56,525
Doyou wanna talk
or shall I tell heryou're in surgery?
384
00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:58,932
No, I'll talk to her.
385
00:24:00,926 --> 00:24:04,271
H-Hello? Hello, Mrs. Wolf son.
386
00:24:05,697 --> 00:24:08,610
Yeah, you were right.
We feel much better this morning.
387
00:24:09,935 --> 00:24:12,279
You have another house.
388
00:24:12,337 --> 00:24:15,511
More darling than the other one.
389
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:18,248
No, I don't think my wife and I
will be in the market for a house...
390
00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:20,654
oh, for-for two or three years.
391
00:24:22,314 --> 00:24:25,318
No. I wouldn't want to make
an appointment that far in advance.
392
00:24:27,986 --> 00:24:31,991
I don't know what train
I'll be taking home tonight, no.
393
00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:34,731
Mrs. Wolf son--
394
00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:37,637
Well, thank you. Mrs-Mrs. Wolf--
395
00:24:37,696 --> 00:24:40,973
Uh, Mrs. Wolf son, I'm sorry,
but l-l'vejust been called into surgery.
396
00:25:12,698 --> 00:25:14,075
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