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PLANET: CHITÓN POLITICAL REGULATION: DICTATORATORY

LEADER: ADMIRAL SCORE POPULATION: 250,000

POPULATION: 250,001

Eureka! It works!

It works!

He is handsome!

He looks like a normal baby.

Impossible is them.

It is impossible for them to know that quickly.

- We have to hide it, Jan! - They will surely find it.

- Then? - Only one thing we can do.

They arrived.

Nice.

You will free us from them someday.

You will be safe here. That's the most sophisticated zone on the planet.

When you grow up, you will come back to save us.

- Get out of my lab, Traitor! - Go to where you came from!

First of all, good morning.

I know everything. Don't waste my time.

He is my son!

No, he is an experiment.

- Where did you save him? - In a place you can't find.

Don't force me to press the button ...

and finish this all.

I can help.

Daddy doesn't have time for your boast, Ata score.

However, my father, my cousin, Sigfred, my age

but allowed to torture.

Remember when dad asked you

to find all pets on this planet to be destroyed ...

but instead you hide partially?

I feel sorry for them. However, I have now grown up.

Somehow you can be my daughter.

You always make daddy look stupid!

That's a blue planet.

Earth. Earth.

- Are you sure? - Yes, I know where he is.

You can't do anything. That child will defeat you!

OK. Do you want daddy to be proud of you?

If you want to sit in this chair one day...

this is your chance.

Listen to daddy, say. That child is a finishing weapon.

Catch him alive.

When you caught him, dad will come to you.

OK, Daddy. Not for long. I will not disappoint Father.

AMERICAN / SPAIN

BUM / NO!

GARAGE LÓPEZ

This is it, the wink of a freak's lamp from a distance.

Don't start, Juan. Let him pass.

Do not want. The impatient person can't pass me.

And you will damage your car!

You stupid!

- Are you thinking the same thing? - yes.

What do you think?

- I have no idea. You? - That's not a car.

God!

I'll unload the object and collect the parts!

That's meteorite, Juan.

Or an asteroid. I don't know the difference.

Sorry I got nervous.

Juan, I heard something.

- Come here. - You can hear something.

- Maria, don't come near. - There are people inside. Shut up

Look, Juan! See!

This is a gift from heaven.

Seriously!

Look at the baby!

We will take care of him.

Not. He is not ours!

However, look at him. He is very funny.

Honey, it's not a baby, it's a dwarf.

- We can't leave it here. - The whiskers are weird.

- What do we know about babies? - I know they don't fall from the sky.

If it's a miracle, it could be.

I have been praying for months to be given a child.

Maria, you are crazy.

Hi, Daddy!

Hi, Daddy!

Look, daddy.

Look, sweet boy.

He knows who his father is.

Little child!

Apart from the mustache,

he looks normal to me.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

My car is not powered.

Don't worry, friend. We will make it like new.

We have the latest technology.

I prefer the conventional method. thanks.

Lopez, push harder!

Weak foundation! Come on! Stronger!

Fast, damn it!

- Come here! - Here!

- Oper on me! - Quickly kick!

- You loser, kick it! - stupid goalkeeper!

Fast, Mustache!

Oper, kid!

Loser!

Stupid!

Quickly shift!

Goal! Come on!

Tos!

Goal!

Impossible.

I scored. What is wrong?

Come on!

What is wrong?

Stupid player.

Daddy said, don't do it in front of other people.

However, I want to win!

In fact no one wants to play with you.

That includes cheating.

Cowards who don't want to play clean.

- That's how I play. That is me. - Then hide it, son.

Keep doing it, and they will think you're a weirdo.

Not being a champion, instead you will be alone.

Maybe you told them wrong the time.

- Are you sure you said? - Of course.

The address? Do you include the address?

- Is there an invitation? - They don't want to come, Father.

Is it because I did something strange?

Not strange, honey, but special.

- Then why is that bad? - Because you're in Spain.

Listen, kid, somewhere else, Germany, France, Norway, you will be appreciated.

Unfortunately here, they even tackle you.

- If you stand out, they don't like it. - Is that why my friends didn't come?

- Because I'm not like them? - They won't be like you.

However, if you don't do your "habits," you can be like them.

My child, you don't need to do anything special ...

at all to succeed.

Listen, in this country, You have to be an ordinary person to be happy.

Come on, kid, make a request.

I want to be normal.

My child, next year I'll make a mini cake.

20 YEARS LATER

... the best electrical equipment at the best price.

Take steps.

Of course with a warranty from CHIT Technology ...

Yes?

- Where are you? - here.

- Where? Are you falling asleep again? - No.

At the office, sending goods.

- I was passing, but didn't see you. - Maybe I'm on the toilet.

- When? - Just now.

Yes, just now ... I was in the toilet.

- I went there to say something. - No, I'm busy with reports.

- Was it not shipping? - Items that do not match the report.

God damn it.

- You see López? - Not.

Neither do I.

- You can warn me. - Watch out for boxes!

- When did you come? - I do not know.

I arrived early. I'm very busy.

Juan, you know I don't want you to think as boss.

You and I remain friends.

- Do you smell weird? - You're the weird one.

This is colony. Expensive.

Since when did you wear colony?

To discuss that, I have to take off the boss's hat and wear a friend's hat.

- Business and friends cannot mix. - Technically, you're not my boss.

He started working today. I hired him.

- Did you give the woman a job? - Not like that.

He deserves it.

However, something appeared during the interview. You could say splash.

You can't interview to seduce.

Everyone knows that job interview almost like a date.

Not.

In dating, what are you talking about? Job, hobby.

Talk about hobbies ...

You will not believe, but our hobbies are the same. Reading and traveling.

Everyone likes that too!

Please prepare something interesting, as a welcome.

We never welcome anyone.

I wear a friend's hat to say ...

if you and I haven't been partying for a long time.

Don't take me I want to wait.

I knew it. You just arrived!

Shit.

Luisa?

Good morning. Can you...

Not. Juan?

- Luisa? - What are you doing here?

I know that you will be successful from a long time ago, and you become a receptionist.

No, I don't work here.

I work in a company, but in big work.

- Well. You teased me. - I didn't expect to meet like this!

We have to chat. Not now. Can you call Jaime Gonzalez?

Jaime? Will you work here?

It seems like that. I still can't believe it. Do you have to interview eight times?

- Jaime. - Yes?

Luisa Lanas is here.

- Send him in. - Well.

You are really great.

You should consider to be a receptionist.

Usually if there are new people,

we have a welcoming party, a little drink.

You like?

Okay, everybody, look, we will automatic selfie.

I know this isn't an ordinary selfie,

but you understand.

Good memories on the first day, right? This is how we are here.

Nice atmosphere. Get out and enjoy life all week long.

Where is the toilet?

Go through the door, go right.

- Where did you know him? - On campus.

- She's my friend's girlfriend. - Do you like it?

He is not my close friend.

- I ask do you like him? - Jaime, no, I don't like it.

Sir, if there's nothing else, we say goodbye.

Shut up here until I order.

Our Sif ended two hours ago.

See. See the device?

He has a greater commitment to the company than you.

I always need my boss's hat with them.

We drink a lot. It is enough.

If you go at once, he will be suspicious.

I want to order pizza with lots of olives.

He likes olives.

You ask during the interview about his favorite pizza?

When he returns, go to the store to buy ice ...

and don't come back.

- Do you know what that means? Strategy. - The HR person is teasing me.

I told you he was during the interview.

I'll find an excuse and leave.

No, wait. Remember Juan at college?

That's it, the mustache.

He works here too. Just like at a party.

- Juan! - What?

- Okay, I'll stay. - stay?

Juanito, please get ice.

We've been partying for so long so it runs out of ice.

Yes, there is ice.

- No, there's no ice. - There is.

Where?

Ice.

Where is Luisa?

I don't want to say, but he seems scared.

Here is too intense for him so he decided to leave.

Too bad. I've thought about it about Aunt Clari.

Don't tell me about Aunt Clari.

Juan, they have the right to know too. Don't be racism.

Tricks to last long in bed, and I mean not sleep.

I imagine three things. Aunt Clari is dancing,

scallion cake and cream corduroy pants.

Well? Understand?

I thought about it in turn.

One ... and the other ...

and the other.

That way I can last long with women.

Not hours. It's really troublesome.

Juan!

What are you doing?

- I want to go home. - Go straight home or wander?

I do not know. Are you hungry

You?

Pizza?

Next time.

- Hey, maybe I still have time. - Can you pass?

- Certainly. What do you bet? - Impossible. See you tomorrow.

Excuse me.

Do you like olives?

- How about Rober? - Where's Rober?

- Where's Rober? - from campus?

- yes. Are you still together? - Juan, that's right.

We graduated ten years ago.

We don't even date. Impossible I'm with Rober.

I don't know, just asking.

If you know I'm here eating together with you, he must be angry.

Angry? Why?

Rober always ... I don't know ... think you are weird.

People talk too much.

He said, "Don't you think of him hiding something?"

I replied, "Juan looks normal to me."

That's what I said.

What should I hide?

You want to know if I have a girlfriend.

- We go somewhere else. - We spend this, then leave.

Can you not be noisy?

- What are you laughing at? - Luisa ...

Hey, you.

- What is so funny? - Shut up, you old lady.

Don't be angry, Luisa.

What are you saying?

Luisa, we can spend ...

- Do you want to be a hero? - me? Not. I said nothing.

Maybe we will beat you up.

- You beat me up? - I didn't say that. He.

- What if it's true? - Harming a child is illegal.

I'm 18 years old. There is a problem?

Gosh.

Hitting people is basically illegal.

See this finger?

- I'll beat you with a finger. - Two things.

It's not the index finger, it's the middle finger.

And second, next to that,

You can't beat me

with that finger or with another.

This is the middle finger.

Loser!

CENTRAL

My child, remember these words.

If you stand out, they don't like it.

They will tackle you.

My child, you don't need to do anything that's special at all.

Don't look for trouble.

No one tells the rules of this game.

FINAL DESTINATION NEXT TRAIN

107 to Central.

107 to Central.

Help!

The brakes don't work!

We are driving!

107 to Central! The brakes don't work!

We will crash!

What is that?

CHIT TECHNOLOGY IT'S TIME, TAKE YOUR STEP

IT'S TIME, TAKE YOUR STEP

Quiet.

Everything is in control.

What are you doing?

I do not know!

CHIT TECHNOLOGY STATION CAMERA

CHIT TECHNOLOGY WORLD OFFICE

You will witness the birth of the latest technological revolution.

I present family members our future.

Chitobot.

Your house won't be the same again.

True cleaning, suction, broom, cloth ...

of course with technical perfection from CHIT.

It's time to take a step.

Ata ...

We found it.

- Are you sure? - Someone held a train in Spain.

Play the video!

What video?

Spanish?

- What did he do in Spain? - He stopped the train slipping.

Did anyone pull the emergency brake?

Impossible, we always turn it off before causing an accident.

- We have pictures in the control room. - I don't need it.

Nothing to show his face?

This planet is filled with our technology. He has no way out.

Don't waste time.

Tell my clone there if I come soon.

And stay alert.

Remember, we are facing a finishing weapon.

Coffee using cream and crooked bread.

There is no coffee and bread. However, I have cream.

Warm or hot?

Sorry, Sir.

SUPER HERO?

Everyone talks about strange events under the ground yesterday.

An unknown man jumped to the railroad track,

caused chaos and excitement on the scene.

We have exclusive images from a security camera ...

He must have a comet on his back. You can't be that fast!

Let's work.

We are always distracted by many things.

- You're right, that's not unusual. - I didn't say that.

You stopped the train going ... What?

- Explain last night. - What happened last night?

- Don't pretend with me! - I didn't stop the train!

- What train? - What train?

I'm talking about Jaime.

- Strange party last night. - OK.

See what he gave today. My personal card.

There are 500.

I don't want to be prejudiced, but it seems he wants to seduce me.

Luisa, that's how Jaime is.

What do you see?

- It is nothing. - Let me see.

- It is nothing! - What is that?

Luisa, it's nothing.

That garbage.

You can see from afar if it's engineering.

People with super powers in Spain?

Shut up, it's sad.

Not so sad, right?

Juan, superhero appears and he Spanish people, that's the most stupid thing.

Superheroes must be Americans,

English, or Japanese.

Was he born in Arguijuela de Todos los Santos, Province of Caceres?

- No, Juan. - Luisa ...

Imagine, not you and me ...

However, if there are people that is so altruistic ...

willing to endanger his life to save the lives of many ...

No, Juan. There are things that don't match. Heroes and Spanish, no.

Germany, maybe. He could be a German.

However, Spain? Don't make me laugh. Who is the opponent? On time?

Maybe he is not a superhero.

Maybe he is someone special.

You suck today.

Go on, and I won't eat with you tonight.

- Dinner together? - There is a problem?

- What are you talking about? - There is no. Work.

Then, you haven't heard.

"Muller's words came to Spain.

Woman vacuum cleaner?

I called him a technology teacher.

However, yes, indeed he sells vacuum cleaner.

You're beautiful today, Luisa.

Our main news is about visits to our country ...

from the most famous female entrepreneur in the world.

Our reporter has been together with "Muller words ...

who will give a statement.

We broadcast live.

I want to meet someone like this.

We are used to catching people who committed a crime.

It's also important to look for people who firmly upholds the truth.

So, I want to send a message to him.

I know he heard this.

Whoever you are, I want you to know if I come to help you,

thank you for being a hero,

and to tell you if you and I can do big things together.

Like I said, publicity.

CHIT TECHNOLOGY BARCELONA OFFICE

Time to go home.

Time to go home.

Time to go home.

First of all, good morning.

Father, it's me, thanks.

Yes. What do you want?

His son Jan finally found me.

Father doesn't even think you're still looking for it.

I told you I will not disappoint Father.

Yes, but it's been 30 years. Don't expect dad to appreciate it.

If you know everything what should i do ...

Now Daddy can come pick me up.

Have you found or caught it?

Soon.

He can't run. Just the easy part.

Twenty more years?

When you know what I've done, Father will be proud of me.

My technology has spread throughout corners of the planet and control everything.

Other people may have destroyed the planet and back in two days.

Father said, catch him alive.

Come, and we will destroy this planet together.

If you haven't caught it when daddy comes, daddy will destroy ...

with yourself in it.

Gentlemen, the prize is waiting.

Quickly catch him.

Yes Boss.

However, we still have to stop the day after tomorrow.

There is the Saint Patron Day festival.

I am a patron here.

No one can stop until we catch his son Jan.

- understand? - yes.

Hi, Luisa. Had reached?

Yes, half an hour ago. I knew it.

I'm on the bus. Three or four minutes to arrive.

Because it's late, you treat.

OK.

Calm down, stupid. It is okay.

His son Jan, only you who can hear me.

Can you slow down the radio sound?

Radio? I don't have a radio.

If you can hear this, you're the one I'm looking for.

Who are you?

I? I'm Pedro Luis.

Don't respond. Don't you see the situation?

Don't be afraid. I'm your friend.

Can you please stop the bus? I have to go down here.

You scared my dog.

Can't you see?

Driver, bring him down! He is crazy!

I have to tell you two things.

God, stop it! My head can break!

First, don't talk to me. I can't hear you.

Forget it.

Second, you have to come see me.

I'm atagata Muller.

Let's talk privately.

With your hearing, will be easy for you

to track the source of my voice.

You must have many questions.

However, calm down. I'm here. to explain everything.

Shut up!

I don't know why for so long you appeared.

OK, I will come!

Don't be afraid.

I know your secret and come to help you.

CHIT

Welcome to CHIT Technology.

We are waiting for you.

Hello?

Sorry, but I'm in a hurry.

You don't know how long I'm waiting now.

You're the woman's vacuum cleaner.

Thirty years. All my life hoping to find you.

Please sit. We must celebrate this.

What should be celebrated? I don't know you at all.

I know from TV. I have your blend.

What are you doing underground on that night it was very spectacular.

Wait. I have nothing to do with what happened underground.

You don't need to pretend with me.

- I like you. - Of course.

My salary is one thousand a month, during the contract period, you're a millionaire. Similar!

- We are from the same planet. - From Masnou?

Further. We cannot last a lifetime pretend like them.

- Do you know what I mean? - Not.

You say I'm like an alien.

That's what I mean.

Yes, right, so funny.

When you return to Planet X ...

deliver greetings to ET, Alf, and Zoltar from me.

Other people cannot melt things with his eyes or run away so fast!

Ordinary people can't stop the train.

Look, two things.

One, I don't do that.

Two ... how do you know?

I can take you to where you can be normal.

We will go home with my father.

Yes, of course, riding a flying saucer.

I'm not the person you're looking for. After all, I was late for dinner.

Wait.

That's the reason!

You want to stay for him. Who is she?

Did you read my mind?

I tried to convince you in an easy way.

An easy way?

You stayed here until my father arrived.

Let go!

Let go!

Look at my clothes!

Sorry, but look what you did on my clothes.

I know you are indeed his son Jan.

What is this?

Finish him!

Friend, this is just a misunderstanding. I just want...

Sorry.

You dropped ...

Sorry.

Ata even, stop this!

Stop this!

Catch him!

- Where is she? - Where is she?

- That! - Who caught it?

He ran away! There!

You can run away from here, but not from who you are.

Stop bothering me with the hum.

That's really uncomfortable.

- We won't let him out. - There is no point.

Besides, I know his weaknesses.

His name is Luisa Lanas. I want the DNA.

DANGER!

CHECK

SAMPLE FOUND TYPE: DNA, SUBJECT: LUISA LANAS

ANALYSIS OF DNA

SCREEN

Stupid thing!

Not stupid. Small medium tool.

Or as I usually say, household appliances.

Hey, calm down.

Naughty stuff!

Not.

Well! Not!

Calm down, huh?

Back off!

Retreat, insect base!

Sit!

Hey, you guys! Help me! Messed up! This robot wants to kill me!

Come on!

What are you doing? Come and destroy this!

Come on!

Hit it!

Continue!

Don't tell anyone. Also about that hug.

100% FINISHED

DNA SENDED

Come on, Luisa, lift up!

Answer. Please, lift up.

Juan.

- Luisa, where are you from? - From where?

Where are you Dress like that ...

I went to the restaurant, but you weren't there.

Yes, and wait another hour for you.

Just say it if you don't want to have dinner with me.

Don't want to eat with you? Of course I really want to.

- However, crazy things happened to me. - crazier than making me wait?

- yes. - What?

I'm not so sure.

Luisa, what are you doing?

If I drink more, maybe I can trust you.

See.

- Jaime again. - Don't lift it!

- Why? - just in case.

- Just in case? - That...

Damn, the signal is bad.

This ... Luisa, listen ...

I know what I will say sounds weird,

then I'll just say it straight away.

I just caught a vacuum cleaner robot send your DNA to someone.

Please, when you hear my message, contact me.

I will come by the robot so you believe.

I know your address from the cover letter.

I don't see the email address or Facebook.

Don't be suspicious of me, like your friend Laurita86.

Shit.

Come on, apologize.

Luisa, I really want to tell you, but it took several days to understand.

If I say it straight away, you must think I am crazy. However, it's not like crazy.

Crazy "weird".

Better tell now when I'm drunk.

This wine is very expensive and I have to spend it.

- Luisa, I can't tell you. - Why?

Because I have to talk to my parents.

- Your parents? - yes.

- How old are you, 12 years old? - yes. Not!

Stop it, Juan. We know what what actually happened.

You know, I know, so does Rober.

It's been years, but we still like each other.

Always.

So, don't talk anymore and come with me.

Luisa, if a woman like you asks me to come along, I will be like a buffalo.

I want to, but nobody ever invited me before.

However, if I do something with you tonight,

it can make me be the worst person in the world.

What are you doing, leave?

Hey!

Hey!

OK, go!

Go to your parents and have them make a glass of chocolate!

What else should I do so you want to sleep with me?

You're like a child! Return to the playground, coward!

I'm really drunk.

Where will you take it?

The technical service is very fast.

What's between you and that woman?

He is not so great.

If you help me, Luisa can be yours.

Already guessed When viewing news, dad knew right away.

Come in.

What do you want me to do?

Daddy told your mother, you're not a stupid kid.

I'm a little overrated.

It's not a big thing if I stop train every 30 years.

You should act like a normal person.

However, I'm not normal, Father. Father and Mother know that.

- boy! What do you want? - Want to know the truth.

No, you want to fry eggs and bakon or shredded meat?

- You look thin, kid. - I don't want anything.

One thing.

I want you to answer one simple question.

- please. - please.

Please tell me if you are my parents.

Don't stay quiet! Speak up This atmosphere makes me tense!

Tense? This is because of travel. You're tired. Take a break.

Of course we are your parents. What's the matter?

Let's talk about my birthday. How long did you give birth to me?

- Don't remember. - What do you mean by mom? I'm an only child!

Your mother and father don't remember.

It's been a long time. What happened to you?

I met someone.

- woman? - no.

Someone who said things which is very strange.

It's a woman, but that's another issue.

He said he wanted to take me home.

But not here. To another galaxy!

Don't say it's because of marijuana.

It's been a long time and only a little.

So, please say, Am I from another galaxy or not?

If you don't stop the train ...

So, right. This is truly amazing!

I'll tell you one thing. So mean You don't tell me about this.

Son, for mom you are like another child.

Yes, but with a little difference. I'm an alien!

Nobody needs to know.

They tried to kidnap me, Daddy!

They will try again.

Now you have to eat a lot.

You're too thin to face galaxy forces.

Maria, never mind. Enough with movie-smelling problems.

It's time for you to see.

Juan, we promise we won't do it.

What do you see? You scared me.

- Come here. - Come on in, kid.

Ready?

Remember something?

Tell me this isn't what I think.

You come inside this. We don't know where.

This is definitely not from Martorell.

- What do you want us to do? - Father wants to contact the police.

- He who wants ... - Police. Nice.

You are role models. Congratulations.

- Thank you. - Shut up.

- Hello, kid. - Beware.

If you see this, things have become complicated

and we send you far from Chitón.

However, thanks to your extraordinary abilities,

father feels you activated this mechanism

at the age of three or four years.

I already have a feeling.

However, this is hard to explain, then dad will use these two dolls.

This is Skorba.

"I Skorba!

I am very evil and whole Chitón residents are under my control. "

And this is me, your father.

"I won't let it go!

With my knowledge, I will create it perfect weapon to defeat you! "

I hope you understand who you are.

Yes, I really understand.

"You can't beat me with anything!"

"This is not an ordinary weapon, this is a finishing weapon.

When my child is born, the wind will appear from his mouth,

fire from his eyes.

He will be as fast as lightning.

And by flying through the galaxy, he will destroy your empire. "

- Said, I fly? - Skorba will look for you.

"Where did your child go?

Left or right? "

Left? Right?

He answered.

Son, this is an interactive hologram.

You have to answer right or left.

Until you answer, the "phonogram" can't continue.

Right.

Good, you said right.

That means you are still small and don't know anything.

It's about tricking Skorba, not throw you away.

However, never mind, you have to grow up to reach the level of adult intelligence.

Don't worry, one day you will be ready.

If that time arrives, enter the rocket

that will take you back to save us.

You are our only hope.

This message must have been from ancient times.

They must have a way to solve their problems.

Don't tell anyone about this.

Especially Uncle Tonin. Three, and he leaked everything.

Daddy won't say, but they are waiting for you there.

Right, and this tyrant attack is my mistake.

They must also have acted. I have to hear their version.

It's very easy to judge people from another galaxy.

Mother, don't touch it.

Finally, the descendants of López have important role.

I once repaired Sito Pons motorcycle. I know it's not a big thing, but ...

This month feels bad to me. I have to send goods, mortgage ...

What they will do tax report for me ...

oppressed population of Chitán, Chitón, or whatever?

- Everyone is responsible for himself. - No, boy!

Not! They say you're their last hope.

- Yes, I don't believe that! - Watch your mouth!

How can I go into space without insurance or something?

Besides, Dad always told me not to stand out.

Right, but because now we know be true to yourself, don't act otherwise.

First, speak clearly. Father is incomprehensible.

Second, I leave here.

Son, just in case, I'll make you clothes from this.

- The fabric is good. - I won't wear anything.

Superheroes can't hang around wear ordinary clothes.

The superhero isn't real!

What do we know? Look, I'm going to sew and you can try it.

- I'm really happy ... - I don't want to wear any costumes!

Are you reluctant to say anything?

It's so bad that dad can't laugh.

That's a good hero costume.

With a wig, he can be a mockery for the Mardi Gras festival.

- I'll take it off. - No, come here. Wait.

Maybe if you put a pin here, or shoulder pads ...

- There can't be a cushion! - He looks like a compactor.

He only needs flutes, dogs, and brown bread.

Listen father. Say something.

Washed several times will shrink the fabric to fit.

- Besides, you can still grow. - Yes, of course.

Listen, mom copied it from the Superman movie.

If it's cold, use it here. Can be useful to be a scarf.

No, this means robes. This is for flying.

So, can you fly?

It seems like that.

The person on the plane said fire and fly.

The person on the plane is my father.

- He has a name. - What is his name?

I do not know.

I am also your father, and my name is Juan Antonio López.

Dad told you to learn to fly.

You might need it later. You never know.

Yes, of course, learn to fly. How to?

Someone from town will see me like this!

Come on, now is the time. Try flying!

Try flying. It's easy!

Shake your hands and be careful with trees.

- I see! Go on! - Let him concentrate.

Beat wider!

- Like this. - Don't get too tight. Again!

- I see. - It didn't work.

Why did he even clench?

There he is!

- Try it! - Continue!

This doesn't work.

I think you have to jump.

Yes, jump. And my head will be destroyed!

Maybe flying will succeed in the air.

Believe in yourself like us.

- There he is. - I know you can fly!

Retreat, give space.

Gosh, he fell down.

Son, are you okay?

Look at how you got up. It was great.

Is anyone sick?

- It's my fault to obey you. - However, later you will be able to.

Later you will jump!

No, I said nothing was difficult for this.

You're just a little wrong. You just have to do it right.

Crazy. You are crazy.

Watch out. You talk to hope another galaxy.

- strange galaxy? - You wear underwear!

This is not underwear!

Maybe I should beat you up, and see who is the winner.

Will you beat us with your hands?

Is "S" for "The Feminine"?

Or "Subnormal"?

Or "Suck sausages"?

Why? You don't laugh anymore?

- run away. - run away!

God!

Juan, look! Look, Juan!

- He doesn't fly, but drifts! - Geez!

- Santa Teresa! - Who is from Kolkata?

No, Avila. This is a miracle!

- There's no way your students can do this. - Where is he going?

- Do you know where this is? - Sa Cala de Marbres.

Where?

Mallorca.

Mallorca?

Is the party a little excessive?

Shit!

You take Jalan Txatxarramendi, through Legorreta and Kastelleta,

then at Amorebieta, you take the A-8, then just go straight.

Watch Out.

The first city you see is Yiurreta, you damn it. Must be stuck in traffic.

You turn back to Ibaneta,

take a shortcut from Goitzueta to Txoritokieta,

then head to A-8 after Guantxoritzketa.

Very far detour path.

Understood, or should I explain again?

It's very clear.

God!

Mother, this is definitely very ridiculous.

- The protrusion will not be visible. - Of course not...

You can wear it all year long. This won't stand out.

I sweat in the summer.

- Not! - Don't be stubborn.

When involved in galaxy battles,

just torn your clothes like this.

It's always impressive.

I don't want to tear clothes that I bought.

- Do not want. - Juanito ...

- Does Juan live here? - Not.

Are you sure? Jaime said, she lives here.

Luisa?

What are you doing here?

I already know everything. Impossible not to come.

Calm down, he's from this galaxy.

Want to eat? You look so thin.

- Mother, never mind. - Sorry. We are a little nervous.

This is the first time Juan has brought a woman.

That's the information we need.

I don't think of you as innate.

- I don't mean ... - Daddy, never mind!

We know what it means to be "friends" now.

Like cold drinks? Maria, make lemonade for them.

OK.

- Why didn't you tell me last night? - I do not know.

- I'm afraid it's considered strange. - However, this is good, Juan.

This is amazing.

How do you know?

Are you okay, Luisa? Your eyes...

- my eyes? - Your eyes.

This is because of joy. I know everything and I think it's good.

They say they want to help you go home.

Did you meet a woman vacuum cleaner?

Yes. He is very worried about you.

Wait. Maybe he didn't say if he tries to kidnap me.

Yes. He is just as nervous as you.

As a result of finding you and ...

he asked me to apologize because of being rude.

Wait, you don't trust me? I'm Luisa. What am I cheating for?

Luisa, you are acting weird. How about last night?

- Last night? - yes.

- Last night? - Last night.

This is just as important, even more, than this.

Certain. Overnight...

... many things happened.

I don't know what you mean.

Ask him if this is more important rather than betraying a friend. Ask!

What does it mean? What happened last night?

What happened?

I know.

No need to think about it, Juan.

It was just an ordinary kiss at the door.

Ordinary? What's this about?

Maybe you think making out at the door that means we are dating.

Now you will go to Raticulin, or whatever galaxy it is. What is your plan?

Weekends together alternately in each galaxy?

- You're a bad kisser, I'll tell you. - However, I said I don't want to go!

I let go of the chance hat be your girlfriend

and wear the inhabitants of the planet.

You think we can stay here do strange things?

This is not strange.

This is super power.

Never mind. Don't call that superpowers. Only super vision and hearing.

Also X-rays in my eyes.

Good, vision, hearing super, and X-rays.

- I can fly. - Can you fly too?

- Also super power. - Do you know?

Jaime also has super powers.

He is super smart.

He knows about us because it smelled from a long distance.

At least he feels it. He became head of HR not without reason.

- Because he knows people. - I know.

Plus, he is your friend. You know he likes me very much.

And he has group friends.

- Do you think I don't care? - Not so when we are at the door.

Now you know what happened to me.

You know that is difficult for me to get friends.

Jaime always says, she's my boss and friend.

Technically he's not my boss, but ...

he will always be my friend.

And you're right, Luisa.

I have to talk to him first.

I love Jaime very much.

And he's my only friend.

Don't let you believe his words.

OK. We will arrest him with my way.

It seems you don't understand everything what i said ...

Do you like that way?

I don't really like it, but have never done it.

However, because I haven't tried it yet, maybe if we do and that ...

Juanito!

Juanito!

- What happened? - What is wrong?

Mother's child. Are you ok?

You fighting? You start too fast!

What is wrong with him?

- That woman is not good for you. - Get out of the way.

That's not a woman.

- Look, daddy. This is not easy! - Here, my nails are sharp.

- Look at him! - He is approaching! Fast!

He is coming!

- Take off your pants. - Pull in that direction.

Stop it, or I won't be able to do it yourself!

Come on, kid! Show yourself exactly!

- Who am I? - I don't know!

Take off your pants!

Pull!

- He is coming! - He is coming.

Step aside! Stay there. Let me take care of him.

- wait. - Maria, be careful.

What did you do to my child? You bad woman!

Hurt my child? Don't touch him! Woman versus woman!

Woman versus woman!

- Let go of my wife! - Don't involve my mother!

Jaime, we need the real Luisa.

No, I've done my part. You don't need me now.

Anyway, I'm leaving.

I remember washing white clothes.

Yes. By the way, your washing machine is good.

Can be relied upon. Salute

Jaime, you see that I can't arrest him by force.

He must come alone. For that, I need bait.

- Please find the real one. - That's not the deal.

You are wrong. You don't need me.

Are you protecting him now? Do you believe the boast?

Of course not!

However, that is true.

A minute.

Juan, I forgive and love you.

How come? You're my only friend.

Luisa is in danger now. Ata said Muller wanted to kidnap him.

Messed up. Woman on that TV.

Sorry, I think they read my mind.

- Do you think you can leave now? - yes.

- That's not a question. - no.

Jaime.

Sorry. This hurts me more than for you.

No, actually I think this is more painful for you, unless you help.

Ata even! This is not a good way!

Not like this!

Is the trap ready?

- almost ready. - "Almost ready" is bad.

My father arrived soon.

- So, where is your girlfriend? - He is not my girlfriend! Stop it!

Just call as you like, but he is in danger because of you!

Thank you for the analysis, Mother.

If you are reluctant to save your planet, whatever. However, save him.

- hello? - Luisa? Where are you?

Juan? I can't hear you.

Bad signal. Where are you? I will pick you up.

On the way home. I can meet you there.

Not! Not at your place! Stay there, there are lots of people.

I'm at Arco de Triunfo.

Is it true?

You will not believe. Me too! I'm coming soon.

Luisa?

- What happened to you? - me? What happened to you?

When do we meet?

What is your favorite drink? Do you like olives in your pizza?

- Juan, you are acting weird. - You're Luisa. No more mistake.

Tell me what happened.

Luisa, I'm not normal.

- I know. You have several things ... - Some things, right.

Like I can melt ice with my eyes,

can see through the wall,

or maybe sneezing, then knock down the wall.

Besides that, yes, I'm just normal.

Well. Is it time for me to laugh?

I stopped the train.

I can fly too, but just found out today.

I've been given a reason when it was decided, but this is the worst.

- This is not an excuse! - I'll tell you something.

We don't even date, you don't need to lie.

I tell the truth, Luisa.

Never mind Juan. That means you are an alien.

What?

- As I need it. - Don't go too far.

- Let's make it like this. If it's true, show it! - No kidding.

You say you can fly? Try flying. Do it.

How can I fly here? They will find us!

- Who? - "Muller!

- He's an alien from the same planet. - Your planet?

- Chitón. - What?

If you make up the name of the planet, don't sounds like the name of the village in Albacete!

What?

- You made a costume? - My mother made it.

Your mother made you a costume to decide me?

Really, Luisa. This...

You made me do this ...

in front of everyone!

However, it's always the same as you. Always the same!

You don't help at all.

Look at that?

Arco de Triunfo?

I'll jump past it and come back again.

I have never been decided in the original way before.

Hey, stupid. Where are you going?

If you want to work in this place,

You must get permission from Jeferson Noruega like the others!

Sorry, this is a misunderstanding.

- I'm a real hero. - lie.

I know the real one, Osvaldo.

He became RoboCop on Saturday on Las Ramblas.

You don't understand. This is not a costume.

Yes, right. This is your sleepwear.

Jef, we maintain quality only to be destroyed by this person. Basic...

Two things. One, this is not pajamas.

Two, I did save people.

Luisa?

Luisa?

- Enter! - Street!

Luisa!

- Luisa! - Wait a minute.

You can't go until you say Where do you get it.

- I don't want a problem. - Oh, I see?

This is me again, son Jan.

I don't want to hurt Luisa. So, don't waste my time.

- Don't be brave! - Oh, I see?

Get out of here, clown!

- What do you want from me? - Go away from here!

The sword!

Accept, you're not like the others.

- Goddamn it! You stupid! - Sorry.

- You ruined my costume. - It was torn.

Seriously!

My father will come soon.

Join and be together, we will master these sad creatures.

- I'm waiting for you here. - Where are you?

- Where is Luisa? - You know where I am.

Excuse me. Is this the Muller data office?

- please! - Where have you been?

- Help us! Look at this! - Get us out of here!

- Use your strength! - What happened?

- Be careful, it's a trap! - Where are you from?

If you talk together, I don't understand.

Don't get out of the elevator! That's a trap.

- Juan, what happened? - I told you, Luisa.

He has strength. I see!

Humans don't have it.

Juanito, he doesn't believe. Fly away

What for? We are inside. I can hit.

If so, superpower or vision.

Super vision! Not super vision. That's different again. That's the supervisor!

You don't need to fix my words in front of him.

You're sad.

Your panties.

You wear black braids

with pads.

You wear underwear different brands.

Do you have a tattoo?

It's sexy.

The writing, "Rober"?

You say, just close friends.

Don't talk about Rober now!

I see something too.

You have a mole. There, above ...

You don't see anything! Open my bond!

Juan?

What happened to you?

Juan!

- I heard a sound. - What?

- Sounds. - suffering.

It reads!

It must be the loud speaker. Luisa, us must help him get back strong.

Juan, I forgive you. You like Luisa. I've forgotten it.

Why are you saying that now?

So, you deliberately recruited me?

Luisa, what are we doing what should we do?

Say if you like him. You even want to make a tattoo of his name on your thigh.

I'm serious! Say good things!

Juan, like this ...

You...

very sweet.

What is that? You almost killed him!

- Say something great. - Well.

Juan, when ...

when I said superhero from Spain it's sad, I don't know it's you.

Actually I still think so.

Don't care about the costume. We fix it later.

So, gather your strength and get us out of here!

This doesn't work. Usually in movies it never fails.

Poor superhero!

What did you say?

See what happened to him just because of the buzz.

- No, say the one again. - Poor superhero!

Just look at him lying down. Suck! You really are useless.

Insult him again.

Poor superhero!

Succeeded. We must insult him.

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Time to go home.

- loser! - Useless!

Super hero? Of course.

Super stupid!

- stupid! - Not competent!

- Not on time! - You're a failure! Fake superhero!

You embarrass me. There's no value!

Your English is poor, low level.

And your PowerPoint is bad!

Your kiss is awful!

Is it true? I knew it.

How can you smell correctly if you have a mustache?

Father!

- First of all, good morning. - I really look forward to Father.

Father can't wait to meet with his son Jan.

- I controlled it. - We see what is true.

You fool yourself!

Not an ordinary fool. Foolest in the entire galaxy!

These people know a lot of planets.

They will laugh at you.

Do you know where Andromeda is?

They will embarrass you further than that.

If you can fly, somehow you're late for work every day.

Knowing I'm a superhero, don't give it know office people. They gossip.

You're a superhero, we'll see.

Do you want to let me go?

- Don't! I trust you. - OK.

Where do we want to go?

To the place of people 30 year olds gather.

Not! Impossible!

He can't escape.

- Father ... - Father wants to clear up.

Not for a second, Father believed you caught him.

He was here.

Daddy saw you and wanted to push the button to destroy this garbage.

You embarrass your family.

At your age, your grandmother, Ursula, has mastered the entire galaxy!

Your cousin, Virguis, is still 18 years old.

He has done it twice massacre at Alpha Centauri!

Look at you!

How can you let the planet stay like this?

Life!

So alive that I'm sick of it!

Where is lava? Chaos?

I want the volcano everywhere!

The whole planet is under my control, even though they are unconscious.

What's the point if they aren't aware?

You're like a useless pet, as...

Whoever you are, say, but if only you weren't my daughter!

Where is your spirit to become the leader of Chitón?

Where is your character?

Where is the spirit to do important things?

Here.

Finally, father's daughter.

Now, father is proud of you.

Any objections?

Then we move. There is a planet that I must destroy.

Are you sure?

Listen, Luisa. I might have it Super power,

but can't understand you.

- me? - Yes, you are.

A few days ago, You say the superhero is sad.

Now, don't want to burn the costume.

Atagata will keep looking for you, and you have to survive.

If I'm no longer a hero, maybe he will stop.

I shouldn't have stopped the train. That's when the problem starts.

Is it true? Have you ever done anything useful before?

- Burning it doesn't make you normal. - Do you know what pisses me off?

Lately, I can't be normal.

If you can, we won't fight now,

argue about dinner places,

or when to meet again, which of course I still want.

You can't choose to be like everyone else because you are different.

I can choose. See.

- Tell them later it will be sticky. - Give them time. I know Juan.

You parents, but I'm the boss and his friend.

And you are not his biological parents, so, listen to me.

Someone is coming! Tell Juanito to hide!

- What are you doing, Juan? - This criminal will know who his father is.

When I found the bullet, I'll show them.

What happened?

Right here.

- Not burning. - No, it only takes time.

Of course it will burn.

This is not the strangest thing we've ever seen.

All now what happened here must be strange!

Don't be paranoid.

Juanito! Juanito, look!

Aliens have arrived!

He did not stop looking for problems.

Why is the costume there?

I don't want to wear it again, Mother!

Why? Looks good. Mother sewed it nicely.

Why are you so annoying?

Where do you want to go until you have to ride a flying saucer?

You must be very stupid.

I don't want any problems!

First of all, good morning.

I don't want to go to your planet! You can't persuade me!

I don't have to persuade you.

I will destroy your planet, starting from your family.

What do you want to do with it? A giant toaster?

Have you ever seen yourself?

The costume!

- The costume! - The costume!

- fast. - Use twigs!

- Watch Out! - Here, Juan!

- Come on! - Come here.

- Say you're not scared! - I'm not afraid!

Even you don't believe that.

If he says don't be afraid, I said no fear.

But, of course I'm afraid. See the magnitude!

Two days wearing the same underwear!

He keeps getting bigger!

Come on

- hot! - No problem.

Put your feet here. Come here!

If my mom helps me use this, I have no authority.

He almost came, Juan!

Go! Leave me with him!

- How can we leave? - Go away!

Fast!

What?

Whatever you say, he is my child!

For the sake of a large spoon!

Don't disturb my family!

This is between you and me!

Family...

The family is too important.

My gun!

- Hang in there, Daddy! - You can't, son!

It seems father isn't strong anymore!

Hang on, Juan! Hold on!

Forgive me.

- I think it's time for me to stand out! - Of course!

Show the world the ability the López family!

Father!

Calm down, everything is in control!

He sucked!

- Isn't that the loser? - Shut up.

This will enter YouTube. Transformer against the Feminine.

He will kill him!

Juanito!

He came.

Look out. Danger. The ball is on the right side.

The ball reaches Leo Messi. Leo ...

However, look, someone entered the field.

Who is that?

Someone entered the field. Not a player, but an intruder.

Damn intruders!

He isn't even naked!

He approached the referee and asked for a penalty. Unbelievable.

What did this person do? Take him out!

Chase him away, referee! He messed up this final match.

Amazing. Look at the players' faces.

He pulled a net. Someone has to get rid of this person!

Everyone, look.

- What are you doing here? - Do not ask.

- What did you do to my parents? - I told you they were not your parents.

Not!

Jaime.

- Jamie, help me. Turn your attention. - Sorry, the robot?

- You are crazy. - He will destroy it!

- However, we can't do anything. - Certainly can!

- Turn your attention! - wait.

I have a good plan.

You and I go to the basement and stayed there for a few days.

What? Are you trying to seduce me, Jaime?

However, subtly.

Shit!

This is the famous finishing weapon.

I want to continue playing, but there is a planet that I must destroy.

Hey, bro!

Read my mind!

I think you should follow me!

- Hold something! - It's too soft here.

- go up! - You can't, Juan.

Go up!

I almost tricked him.

- What? - Juan, useless basis! Rubbish!

Insult my son again, and you will perish!

I know this sounds weird, but this works.

Juan, you're ugly! Very ugly!

We must work together, otherwise the planet is destroyed!

Juan!

Juan!

Juan, wake up!

Juanito, adopted child is not loved like a biological child!

You were defeated by a girl!

Get up, Juan!

Please! Get up!

Juan, I'm here!

Well. We finish this.

Agree!

Like on our first date, Juan!

Destroy him at once!

My mom!

Luisa poked my ass first! Your mother is now doing it!

I can destroy you at once!

Don't act a lot, López. That is not your expertise.

My name is Superlópez.

Did he say Superlópez?

I prefer the Feminine.

Please!

Juan, are you okay?

Get me out of here!

- Are you okay? - Not.

- It is enough. - Very bad.

You're welcome, Juanito. This is the second time I have saved you.

- kid. - kid.

Father almost killed!

- Son, your father almost drowned. - It was very chaotic.

It is okay.

You make me without a hat.

You see what I do, right?

Maybe you are a bit like a superhero.

Maybe.

What are we doing now?

Land and pose.

It was accidental.

- I don't know if you will get used to it. - Are there other options?

Just imagining it makes you sick.

However, your biological parents are in Chitón are waiting for you to save them.

Don't worry, Mother.

Everything is under control.

Son, it's been a long time.

Thank you, son.

Chitón can finally become free planet.

Son, we miss you so much.

We are sure you will come back!

Here, son. Kiss mom.

PLANET: CHITON LEADER: ADMIRAL SCORE

LEADER: NORTHEGE JEFERSON

Good morning. This morning we wake up. with the appearance of a superhero.

The image has been seen.

City council raises taxes

to pay for damage in the city,

and we have to add headaches because of this.

Of course, there is a traffic jam on Line 1 because of an accident,

also protests from ball fans because of the delay in the final match.

Many voice messages on our phone.

This country, Spain, once had a real hero

like Don Pelayo,

and El Cid.

We don't need people who fly wandering around with underwear.

I think this hero is only a diversion

so we don't discuss things that really matters.

I am 86 years old, a widow for 40 years.

I have imagined flirting with all alphabetical heroes.

Can you imagine a hero from Spain doesn't make me aroused?

He is so thin and ugly

with a silly name ... What's the name?

- Don't start. - You always do this to me, Juan!

What do you want me to do?

I saw a puff of smoke and my body said, "Save people."

Now, the reason is fire.

If it's not a fire, there is a robbery, or a boat.

Luisa, it's a sinking cruise ship.

Sorry, whatever. Now smoke! There are firemen for that!

When you see someone in danger,

I saved them.

If not, I think that's a bad thing.

What should I do for you arrive on time? Burn the restaurant?

I was late twice. Fifteen minutes for the sake of the planet, this is what I got.

Listen, Juan. I'll tell you.

From now on, you have to combine your life as a hero and lover.

OK. If there is a disaster and I don't act, it's your fault!

- Well. - Well.

Ask for a bill.

Excuse me, ask for the bill.

The person there already paid for it.

You owe me ... Superlópez.

Subtitles translation by Wafi Wifqatillah