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The curator agreed to remove
the paintings from the exhibition
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and sent a letter to the artist
inviting him to submit alternatives.
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Unfortunately,
the offer was refused point-blank.
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- He's threatened to go to the press.
- Mr Norman Lindsay, I take it?
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- You've heard of him.
- Well, I like to keep abreast.
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The last thing we want is a scandal.
Anyway, here they are.
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Yes.
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A case could be made for the
first three. They're merely vulgar.
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But this one
is certainly blasphemous.
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- And you want me to talk him round?
- It's on the way to your new parish.
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I think an outsider has more of
a chance of getting through to him
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than any of us locals.
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I gather you were something
of a progressive at Oxford.
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Don't believe everything you hear
but yes, element of truth in that.
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He's happy to put you
and your wife up for the night.
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I think he rather relishes
the idea of a good argument.
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Well, if his reputation
is anything to go by,
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he'd love to shock the socks off
any churchman that goes near him.
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May I introduce you to my wife?
I don't think you've met.
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Estella, the Bishop of Sydney.
My wife, Estella.
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- Welcome to Australia.
- Thank you.
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- Morning.
- Tickets, please.
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- Do you know if a taxi's waiting?
- Yeah. There's not.
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I, um, understand one was booked
to go to Mr Lindsay's place.
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Doing a bit of modelling, are yous?
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No, I certainly am not.
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Taxi's been a bit late lately.
You'd be better off down at the pub.
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May we leave our baggage here?
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I'm about to knock off.
It'll be pilfered.
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Would you mind giving us
a hand with it, then?
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- Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
- I'll forgive you.
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- Millions wouldn't.
- Oh, dear.
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Try the pub.
It's just down the hill.
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- Morning.
- Get fucked. Get fucked.
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Ah, fuck.
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Aw, fuck.
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Watch the language, everyone.
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Gents only in the bar.
Ladies' lounge is through the door.
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Yes, we don't want a drink.
We just want a taxi, if there is one.
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- Reg is at a funeral.
- I see.
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- You could be in for a long wait.
- Oh, yes?
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It's his funeral.
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Well... Thanks.
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Hey! I got my eye on you!
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- Where yous goin'?
- Out to Mr Lindsay's place.
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We're goin' out that way.
We can give you a lift.
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- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- After we finish our beers.
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Anthony?
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They can't wait forever.
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Fine. Come on, then.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for the lift.
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I don't mean to be rude but...
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you got a bit of food
on the side of your mouth.
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Thanks.
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See ya later.
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Sorry about that, Piglet.
You all right?
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They swear an awful lot.
They tend to, types like that.
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- They didn't really say anything.
- Good.
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- Now, where is everyone?
- Maybe Mr Lindsay changed his mind.
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Pooh, look, there's something here.
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Dear visitors, sorry we missed you.
Gone out for a picnic.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Well, I suppose
we'd better not go in.
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Let's sit over by the pond.
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- Mrs Campion?
- Hello.
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What? Ah! Sorry.
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I was fast asleep there.
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You must be Mr Lindsay.
Lindsay Campion, my wife Norman.
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- Estella.
- Just out from England?
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That's it. We arrived
just a couple of weeks ago.
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So they weren't game to send a local?
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Well, you...
you're exactly on our way.
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Oh, well. I'm glad
you got here in one piece.
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Excuse me, I gotta get back to work.
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Giddy and Sheela'll show you a room.
You'd probably like to freshen up.
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- We'd love to, thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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- You take that for me...
- This way, ladies and gents.
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Maggie!
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Thank you. Lovely.
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You'll have trouble sleeping.
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She sleeps next door
and she snores terribly.
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- I do not.
- She sounds like two possums mating.
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That's so horrible and it's not true.
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Whereabouts is the, uh...
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Take him out to the thunder box.
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Just a tick.
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I've never snored in my life.
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I think snoring
can be quite charming, actually.
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This way.
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Why do they call it a thunder box?
Cos it's out in the wind and rain?
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I suppose. But you always need
to keep your shoes on.
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- Are there stinging nettles?
- Yes, and scorpions and centipedes.
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Hell.
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- Can you swim?
- Not very well.
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I'll wake you up. There's
a swimming hole we go to every day.
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- I'm Sheela.
- Estella.
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Does he always take the Bible
with him to the dunny?
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It wasn't the Bible. He just doesn't
like wasting time, that's all.
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Well, from the size of it,
he could be there all night.
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I should've warned him
about the redbacks.
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- What are they?
- Small spiders with big teeth.
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- They live under toilet seats.
- How do you know if they're there?
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By the screams.
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Ah, there you are.
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Mr Lindsay's wonderful, isn't he?
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He said we're gonna do
The Sirens next.
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- Do you know about them?
- Certainly.
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They lived on the island of Atlantis
and sang songs from the cliffs
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and sailors from passing ships were
driven mad by these gorgeous voices.
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And the ships would be dashed
against the rocks
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and the sailors dragged down
to a blissful death
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with the voices of the sirens
ringing in their ears.
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I think myths
are a bit stupid, really.
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I'll be wearing this.
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You know, you could pose, too,
if you like.
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He always needs more models.
Go on, try it. Please.
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There's some male ones too.
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I don't think that's quite for us.
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Well, you could always wear a dagger,
strategically placed.
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Or a sword. Whichever you need.
And dinner's ready.
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Oh, that's right.
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I was sent to fetch you.
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I don't... like people thinking
I'm like the other models.
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I'm working here as a maid.
Mr Lindsay asked me to pose
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and I said I would
if I could keep my clothes on.
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Because I really think it's important
to keep one's mystique,
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don't you, Mr Campion?
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Is it Mr Campion
or Father Anthony?
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It's, uh, it's Tony.
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Do you think it's a sin... Tony?
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I don't think there's anything sinful
about the body.
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There's a tradition of religious
painting featuring the nude.
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It's a question of... how the artist
uses the body that's important.
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So, do you think
Mr Lindsay's paintings are rude?
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Some I think are profane.
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Oh, that's good. I'm starving.
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I only eat once a day
cos my mother's very fat
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and it runs in my family.
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You should see my grandpa.
He looks like the Michelin Man.
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You know, the one
with all those tyres around him?
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He eats like a horse!
He puts tomato sauce on everything.
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It was a very enlightened society.
The artists made all the decisions.
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That's why there's no record
of warfare
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between the Atlanteans
and anyone else.
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The main question is, where was it?
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The Mediterranean
is the most likely spot.
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They're always digging up pottery
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that doesn't belong to
any known civilization.
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How could a complete people
just disappear?
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Well, a cataclysm. They were all
wiped out in a cataclysm.
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Whole island sank in an earthquake.
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So you're a genuine believer
in Atlantis?
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Well, I lived there
in a former incarnation.
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I ask because the cataclysm can be
seen as an image of moral collapse
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and some think we're going through
a similar period of decay.
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Do you explore that in your painting?
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I think people have always
been decaying, whenever they can.
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He's just a very depraved man,
I'm afraid, Mr Campion.
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No one's safe.
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I'm bloody bored!
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Have you seen those fairies lately?
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A couple of them were out
last Friday.
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- They were not!
- They were too.
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They always come out
on Fridays round midnight.
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They do not. Do they, Mummy?
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Yes, you don't see them
cos you're asleep.
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Tonight's Friday,
as a matter of fact.
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But then you'd be
too bloody bored to see them.
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No, I'm not, Mummy.
I promise I won't be bored.
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- Even bloody bored?
- Promise!
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Well, if you're gonna be up
at midnight, get to bed now.
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- Say good night to everybody.
- Good night, everybody.
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- Do they really come, Mummy?
- Fairies only live in books.
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The Industrial Revolution
killed the fairies.
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They were left with nowhere to live.
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- Except our imaginations.
- Imaginations are a luxury.
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- Beg your pardon?
- Most people can't afford them.
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I don't think imagination
is dependent on economics, is it?
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In a factory you're doing exactly
the same thing day after day.
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An active imagination is what allows
people to do that kind of work.
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Oh, well, you'd know, of course!
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I just think
that's what you'd have to do.
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You'd have to be imagining
other things.
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Please don't tell us
what the working class think,
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thanks very much.
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I think what the Bishop's
really hoping for
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is that we can come to a compromise,
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find some other examples
of your work.
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The great thing is no... Your chair.
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- No one wants to see you excluded.
- Now, that is a comfort.
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I hadn't realised the Church's
interest in contemporary painting.
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It's just The Crucified Venus
we're uncomfortable with.
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- Pooh?
- It's me.
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Come in.
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Poor old Piglet.
Pru gave you a bit of a working over.
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I'll survive.
Did you get anywhere with Mr Lindsay?
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He insists it's up to the public
to decide for themselves
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if they want to see his pictures.
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Of course, they have to see them
first to decide,
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by which time
the damage has been done,
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but that is a bit of logic
which is lost upon him. Never mind.
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I'll have another shot
in the morning before we go.
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Do you think the pictures
actually damage people?
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I think that the sexual ones
are just rather childish
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but I do think
negative images build up
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and don't any good in the long run
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and I think The Crucified Venus
is offensive and downright arrogant.
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- I'm coming, I'm coming!
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- Hurry up, stupid!
- I'm running as fast as I can,
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you disgusting thing!
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My guess is they're tooth fairies.
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- Shall we?
- Come on, then.
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- Swimming?
- What's the time?
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The train doesn't leave until 12.
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All right.
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Anthony.
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What'd you do to him?
He's exhausted.
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- Anthony!
- Don't wake him up.
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Well, he might be dreaming.
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It's dangerous to wake somebody up
if they're dreaming
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because you leave part
of your brain behind.
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If it happens a lot,
you go feeble in the head.
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Yeah. You're living proof.
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All right, I'll join you in a minute.
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- Are you rich?
- Not very.
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- What does your father do for crust?
- Why do you ask?
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Well, Pru thinks you're bourgeois,
that's all.
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Mine was taken by a shark.
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God, how awful!
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There wasn't much left of him.
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So I was brought up mainly by my mum.
She runs a sweet shop.
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But I'm quite ambitious all the same.
I was determined to keep my figure,
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which was hard with chocolate wombats
and toffee apples everywhere.
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- But as you can see, I succeeded.
- Because you wanted to be a model?
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Oh, no.
Modelling is just to get known.
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I'm going to be a famous actress.
238
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,412
People will know me through
Mr Lindsay's paintings,
239
00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:05,692
then I'll move on to
stage and screen.
240
00:24:16,851 --> 00:24:18,851
They're just doing it to show off.
241
00:24:18,932 --> 00:24:22,051
They're very common.
They can't help it.
242
00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:25,332
Sheela's got
ten brothers and sisters.
243
00:24:25,452 --> 00:24:29,770
She wants to be an artist like Norman
but poor girl, she's hopeless.
244
00:24:30,452 --> 00:24:34,692
- And Pru wants to be an aviator.
- Aviatrix.
245
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,930
I'm gonna splash you.
246
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:50,570
- Be careful of the water snakes.
- There aren't any water snakes.
247
00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,529
Quick, someone's coming!
248
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:12,009
- Hide!
- It's all right, he can hardly see.
249
00:25:13,089 --> 00:25:15,608
- Devlin!
- Come and have a swim.
250
00:25:15,689 --> 00:25:20,529
Don't get him to come in.
He might... brush against you.
251
00:25:34,088 --> 00:25:35,287
Come in.
252
00:25:45,089 --> 00:25:48,405
You shouldn't have anything to do
with him. He's a criminal.
253
00:25:48,487 --> 00:25:51,686
- You dream about him, don't you?
- I do not!
254
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:55,167
You lie on the ground
while he licks your belly button.
255
00:25:55,286 --> 00:25:59,287
You're so disgusting, flaunting
yourselves. You're so cheap!
256
00:25:59,366 --> 00:26:02,207
He wouldn't know
if we were dressed or not.
257
00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:04,927
Do you have to carry on
in front of Estella?
258
00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:08,965
- What's wrong with her?
- She'll think we're... barbarians.
259
00:26:09,046 --> 00:26:10,885
We are!
260
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:13,846
Don't. Don't. Don't.
261
00:26:27,445 --> 00:26:29,165
- Morning.
- Morning.
262
00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:33,645
The papers got hold of it.
263
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:38,205
"When the exhibition arrives in
London, the English will be convinced
264
00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:42,844
"Australia is peopled by degenerates
afflicted with sex mania."
265
00:26:42,923 --> 00:26:44,963
Must be why they deported us.
266
00:26:45,044 --> 00:26:49,684
The other news is that it seems
we'll be here for another day or so.
267
00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:53,484
The train was derailed and a
section of track has to be repaired.
268
00:26:53,564 --> 00:26:57,084
Rose is very kindly giving us a ride
into town this afternoon
269
00:26:57,163 --> 00:26:59,364
to see how long it's going to be.
270
00:27:01,003 --> 00:27:04,123
These flies are
remarkably persistent.
271
00:27:04,202 --> 00:27:07,242
I just... ate one, I think.
Came in on me honey.
272
00:27:07,323 --> 00:27:09,122
Made me feel funny...
273
00:27:09,203 --> 00:27:11,403
in me tummy.
274
00:27:21,762 --> 00:27:25,401
- May I speak?
- Briefly.
275
00:27:25,482 --> 00:27:29,203
I just wondered if you'd be
interested in today's editorial?
276
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,841
I try to ignore the press
as much as I can.
277
00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:34,561
Isn't it hard
to sustain your vision
278
00:27:34,641 --> 00:27:37,841
when it flies so completely
in the face of public opinion?
279
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,560
So the arrows of your detractors
bounce off, do they?
280
00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:45,001
Vanity is a formidable armour.
281
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,681
Oh, here we go.
282
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:55,481
"The excesses of Lindsay have
long been a source of consternation
283
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,559
"to clean-living citizens
of this country.
284
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,481
"He paints people who seem to be
slaves of cocaine or similar,
285
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:06,200
"which has reduced them to
frenzied and shameless morbidity.
286
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:11,440
"Today, however, not content with
scorning standards of public decency,
287
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,999
"he profanes the most sacred image
of Christianity, the Crucifixion."
288
00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:20,560
As if I give a damn about
these Wesleyans, these wowsers.
289
00:28:20,639 --> 00:28:24,479
Well, it's quite a lot of people
who hold the Crucifixion sacred.
290
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:27,838
- Anyway, you're busy.
- Mr Campion, I am an artist
291
00:28:27,918 --> 00:28:31,958
and I refuse to be compromised by
the scruples of the public!
292
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:35,438
- Scruples or beliefs?
- And this Crucifixion business.
293
00:28:35,478 --> 00:28:37,438
When I was a boy,
294
00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:41,078
my mother used to try to instruct us
on the sad story of Jesus,
295
00:28:41,157 --> 00:28:43,278
how He died on the cross for us.
296
00:28:43,358 --> 00:28:46,478
My whole being rose in revolt
against the idea!
297
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,998
It's a vile notion
that a god should sacrifice himself
298
00:28:50,077 --> 00:28:53,438
for the sins of mankind,
it's a pestilent notion.
299
00:28:53,518 --> 00:28:56,557
- Well, I couldn't agree with that.
- Hang on.
300
00:28:56,637 --> 00:29:00,196
As for the suffering my poor pictures
will cause a few people,
301
00:29:00,277 --> 00:29:04,357
it's nothing compared to
the suffering the Church has caused.
302
00:29:04,437 --> 00:29:07,557
The burning of witches,
the Spanish Inquisition,
303
00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:10,316
the slaughter of pagan tribes
and so on.
304
00:29:10,397 --> 00:29:12,436
Anyway, there we are.
305
00:29:12,556 --> 00:29:14,037
Must get back to work.
306
00:29:17,036 --> 00:29:19,116
I don't think the Church
can be blamed
307
00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:23,356
for everything done in-in-in-in its
name but we'll take this up later.
308
00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:31,355
Well, now, here's a thing.
309
00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:35,315
You see the article in here about
Atlantis? There's a new theory.
310
00:29:36,195 --> 00:29:38,035
Off Norway, they reckon.
311
00:29:39,354 --> 00:29:41,835
When it sank,
it must've caused a tidal wave,
312
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,595
so they're looking at
old Nordic texts
313
00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:47,595
to see if there's any evidence
of flooding.
314
00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:52,554
You're disgusting, Sheela.
You should be in a sty.
315
00:29:57,274 --> 00:30:03,475
- Watch this. Watch Giddy's skin.
- Don't you dare. Don't, Sheela.
316
00:30:04,314 --> 00:30:06,114
One day, we're gonna tickle you...
317
00:30:07,395 --> 00:30:10,154
and we're gonna keep tickling you
all over.
318
00:30:10,193 --> 00:30:12,073
Stop it.
319
00:30:12,154 --> 00:30:15,033
Look at her arms and legs.
Look at the goose pimples.
320
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:16,633
Sheela. Will you be quiet?
321
00:30:16,713 --> 00:30:20,233
- Do you know who else will do it?
- Shut up.
322
00:30:20,313 --> 00:30:23,833
- He'll be tickling you too.
- He will not.
323
00:30:23,912 --> 00:30:26,833
He'll tickle you... there.
324
00:30:28,712 --> 00:30:31,753
She'd burst.
Her insides would go everywhere.
325
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,472
Sea slugs do that.
326
00:30:33,592 --> 00:30:36,432
When they get attacked,
they spit their insides out.
327
00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:38,752
You can eat them and go all night.
328
00:30:38,832 --> 00:30:41,232
There are islands
where the women gang up
329
00:30:41,312 --> 00:30:43,352
and ambush their favourite men
330
00:30:43,393 --> 00:30:46,231
and feed them
the longest sea slugs they can find.
331
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,711
And the men get so incredibly hard,
332
00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:53,031
you can hang heavy clothes and jewels
from their erections.
333
00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:56,431
- But doesn't it hurt?
- Excruciatingly.
334
00:30:56,511 --> 00:30:58,632
Giddy's guts would be good for that.
335
00:30:58,711 --> 00:31:00,191
They would not!
336
00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:04,792
My giblets are pure and innocent,
like my mind.
337
00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:21,830
Let's hope it's good news and
then we can get out of your hair.
338
00:31:21,911 --> 00:31:25,950
- A couple heads more doesn't matter.
- That's very kind of you.
339
00:31:30,869 --> 00:31:34,150
I suppose there's no point
in trying to prevail on you
340
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:38,149
to help persuade Norman just to
withdraw that particular picture?
341
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,069
- Mr Campion...
- Tony.
342
00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,989
Have you actually seen it?
343
00:31:42,070 --> 00:31:44,189
Yes, very briefly in the gallery.
344
00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:48,427
I was the model for it, you see...
345
00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:03,746
One, two, three, charge!
346
00:32:08,587 --> 00:32:10,667
Stop it.
347
00:32:12,028 --> 00:32:14,068
Stop it at once!
348
00:32:23,427 --> 00:32:26,867
What do you think you're doing?
Go on, get off! Get off.
349
00:32:29,427 --> 00:32:32,067
Go on, shoo, all of you.
All of you, go away.
350
00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:35,506
What on earth was all that about?
351
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,346
They're just acting out
what their parents say -
352
00:32:38,427 --> 00:32:41,466
Norman's the devil incarnate
and we're all witches.
353
00:32:42,986 --> 00:32:44,705
Go on, now, shoo.
354
00:32:44,786 --> 00:32:48,025
- You eat sheep poo!
- You disgusting things!
355
00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:29,464
- How do I look?
- Very nice.
356
00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:33,903
Can I wear it tonight? Pru and I
are going out with some blokes.
357
00:33:37,103 --> 00:33:39,023
I suppose so.
358
00:33:41,303 --> 00:33:45,343
Do you often try on other people's
clothes without asking?
359
00:33:45,422 --> 00:33:48,582
All the clothes I've ever worn
are other people's.
360
00:33:52,102 --> 00:33:55,621
- Is this the ship you came out on?
- Yes.
361
00:33:56,741 --> 00:33:58,422
My dad was a sailor.
362
00:33:59,982 --> 00:34:01,941
What does he do now?
363
00:34:05,581 --> 00:34:07,062
He's dead.
364
00:34:09,822 --> 00:34:11,941
I'm sorry.
365
00:34:12,021 --> 00:34:13,740
A shark took him.
366
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,701
They found an arm with his watch.
367
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:19,261
That's what they buried - the arm.
368
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:22,780
Still used a normal-sized coffin
though, just for appearances.
369
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:26,780
I hadn't realised sharks were so...
370
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,701
Successful?
371
00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:38,099
Do you like your husband?
372
00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:42,180
Do people usually marry people
they don't like?
373
00:34:42,259 --> 00:34:44,740
Quite often, I'd say.
374
00:34:44,819 --> 00:34:49,179
Now, Devlin,
I want you to pose as Ulysses.
375
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:51,819
Is he the chap
you're going out with?
376
00:34:51,899 --> 00:34:55,098
God, no. He just does
odd jobs around the place.
377
00:34:56,539 --> 00:34:59,898
- But he can't see.
- He can't see much.
378
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:01,780
Norman says it's all a blur.
379
00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:04,538
There was a big prizefight
out in the bush.
380
00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:07,618
It went on for hours.
Blood everywhere.
381
00:35:07,699 --> 00:35:11,618
In the end, they had to stop
cos Devlin was blind.
382
00:35:11,697 --> 00:35:14,378
After a few days, he could see a bit,
383
00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:17,698
but he can't hardly recognise
anyone until they speak...
384
00:35:20,098 --> 00:35:23,297
.. but Giddy thinks
he's the best thing since Valentino.
385
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,377
Merely routine for you,
old boy, I would've thought.
386
00:35:27,456 --> 00:35:30,336
See ya tomorrow night, all right?
387
00:35:36,496 --> 00:35:40,376
For too long,
you've kept sensuality in the gloom.
388
00:35:40,456 --> 00:35:43,097
You've made it furtive and guilty!
389
00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:47,695
The Church has never denied that
sex has a supremely important role.
390
00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:52,256
"Vaginal pessaries require
a manipulation of her genital organs
391
00:35:52,337 --> 00:35:55,176
"which must be repugnant
to every woman."
392
00:35:55,255 --> 00:35:58,575
See, that's the problem.
God makes us feel so guilty...
393
00:35:58,655 --> 00:36:01,654
When Dolly Rogers allowed me
to play with her parts,
394
00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:03,776
I thought I'd be struck by lightning.
395
00:36:03,855 --> 00:36:06,215
- One point.
- What's your point?
396
00:36:06,296 --> 00:36:08,375
Mr Campion is trying to say
397
00:36:08,455 --> 00:36:11,335
if we give way to our whims,
we're no better than pigs.
398
00:36:11,415 --> 00:36:14,015
- Pigs?
- That's not my point!
399
00:36:16,055 --> 00:36:20,734
If God didn't want us to play with
these parts, why make them fun?
400
00:36:20,815 --> 00:36:24,934
So many people can't feed their kids
and the Church says, "Have more."
401
00:36:25,014 --> 00:36:26,814
Here come your lovers.
402
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:30,615
Look, Jesus never said anything
about chastity, anyway.
403
00:36:30,694 --> 00:36:33,494
That started with
some old men on an island
404
00:36:33,574 --> 00:36:36,493
that suddenly decided
the body was bad for the soul.
405
00:36:36,575 --> 00:36:39,734
- Atlantis, was it?
- It's a pity for women it wasn't.
406
00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:42,973
The fact is,
the gloomy God of the Old Testament
407
00:36:43,052 --> 00:36:45,773
still has us by the scruff
of the neck today.
408
00:36:45,853 --> 00:36:49,574
When He was invented,
there were a lot of pagan religions
409
00:36:49,653 --> 00:36:53,173
that celebrated sexuality
and fertility and so on.
410
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,933
So how is this new religion
to compete with something so popular?
411
00:36:57,012 --> 00:37:01,571
By saying that sex was evil and that
women, the embodiment of sexuality,
412
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:05,733
were responsible for the downfall
of mankind in the Garden of Eden!
413
00:37:05,812 --> 00:37:10,612
- So we're second-class citizens.
- Mrs Pankhurst would be proud.
414
00:37:10,691 --> 00:37:14,092
- Why can't we be vicars or priests?
- Or popes?
415
00:37:14,172 --> 00:37:18,572
Because we're too deafened by the din
of our bodies to hear God's Word.
416
00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:22,091
- Here, here.
- May I answer that question?
417
00:37:22,172 --> 00:37:24,330
- May I speak?
- Come in, boys.
418
00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:27,212
- Evenin', all. G'day.
- Evening.
419
00:37:34,491 --> 00:37:36,491
You're late.
420
00:37:37,331 --> 00:37:40,850
We had to fix up...
a couple of flyblown sheep.
421
00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,290
Did you wash your hands?
422
00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:45,410
Twice.
423
00:37:47,211 --> 00:37:50,449
- Eww, it's horrible.
- It's only oil, honey.
424
00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:53,890
It's sheep poo. You got sheep poo
in your fingernails.
425
00:37:55,891 --> 00:37:58,569
It's OK. We'll be wearing gloves.
426
00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:03,249
Well... better get going, I suppose.
427
00:38:03,329 --> 00:38:04,609
See yous later.
428
00:38:05,849 --> 00:38:08,490
- Good night.
- See ya.
429
00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:17,128
Try one of these.
430
00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:18,728
They're Turkish.
431
00:38:27,168 --> 00:38:29,887
Don't worry, Giddy.
Your time will come.
432
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:45,206
- Any luck?
- No.
433
00:38:47,046 --> 00:38:50,127
"Is there a Piglet
in the house?" said Pooh.
434
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,446
They're trying to shock us,
aren't they?
435
00:38:58,526 --> 00:39:02,007
Well, church-baiting's
always been a popular pastime.
436
00:39:02,085 --> 00:39:04,366
I got an awful lot
of it at university.
437
00:39:04,446 --> 00:39:08,446
The atheists always think it's funny
to roast the dusty old Christian.
438
00:39:08,526 --> 00:39:11,767
The great thing, of course,
is not to be too dusty.
439
00:39:11,846 --> 00:39:16,244
You should have seen Lindsay's face
when I started quoting Joyce at him.
440
00:39:18,805 --> 00:39:21,805
Something wrong, Piglet?
441
00:39:21,885 --> 00:39:23,324
No.
442
00:39:23,405 --> 00:39:27,645
Those girls are perfect models
for Lindsay's orgies, aren't they?
443
00:39:28,965 --> 00:39:32,804
A shame about Giddy.
I think there's hope for her.
444
00:39:32,883 --> 00:39:37,085
She was, um... sticking up for me
at dinner. Did you notice?
445
00:39:41,484 --> 00:39:46,884
Oh, dear. I probably shouldn't have
brought you here, should I?
446
00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:50,483
- Pooh...
- Piglet.
447
00:39:52,243 --> 00:39:54,682
I think...
448
00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:59,003
sometimes you have too high
of an opinion of me.
449
00:39:59,043 --> 00:40:00,803
What on earth makes you say that?
450
00:40:02,203 --> 00:40:05,403
- Oh, I don't know.
- You are a funny little thing.
451
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:14,923
It's freezing. Come on, then.
452
00:40:27,002 --> 00:40:28,841
Do you want to?
453
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,761
I'm not sure.
454
00:40:30,841 --> 00:40:34,001
Well... you don't have to decide now.
455
00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:36,522
- You wake me up if you do.
- All right.
456
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,081
According to Mr Lindsay,
457
00:40:38,161 --> 00:40:41,362
we should both be in a state
of perpetual tumescence.
458
00:42:53,475 --> 00:42:56,675
- What are you doing?
- Watching you sleep.
459
00:42:56,755 --> 00:43:00,794
Looks like you both
had another punishing night.
460
00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:05,714
I wish you wouldn't creep
into our room every morning!
461
00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:07,393
We've just been for a swim.
462
00:43:07,473 --> 00:43:10,834
I just wanted to tell you
how nice the water was.
463
00:45:37,866 --> 00:45:40,986
Hello! Stop!
464
00:45:54,944 --> 00:45:58,385
- What happened to you?
- You're a terrible mess.
465
00:45:58,466 --> 00:46:00,545
I went for a walk.
466
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:04,345
- Stupidly... got lost.
- Come on.
467
00:46:04,425 --> 00:46:06,384
Plenty of room.
468
00:46:14,783 --> 00:46:19,424
- Here. Put this on.
- I don't want to dress up.
469
00:46:19,504 --> 00:46:23,264
You look as if you've been
in an orgy. Who were you with?
470
00:46:23,344 --> 00:46:24,583
No one.
471
00:46:24,664 --> 00:46:27,822
Don't be a spoilsport. Please?
472
00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:34,303
Oh... all right, then.
473
00:46:41,663 --> 00:46:43,782
Fuckin' pub.
474
00:46:43,862 --> 00:46:47,542
You get fucked. And you too.
You get fucked.
475
00:46:47,622 --> 00:46:51,221
And you. You get fucked too.
476
00:46:51,302 --> 00:46:54,021
Go on and get fucked. Get fucked.
477
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:56,382
Three jugs of beer
and a crŠ¹me de menthe.
478
00:46:58,182 --> 00:47:02,180
Hello? Hello?
479
00:47:02,261 --> 00:47:04,181
Sorry, lounge is closed.
480
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:07,982
- What about them?
- Just closed a few minutes ago.
481
00:47:08,061 --> 00:47:11,901
- Well, the main bar's open.
- The main bar's for men.
482
00:47:12,661 --> 00:47:17,061
- Don't worry. Let's go.
- We came here for a drink.
483
00:47:18,861 --> 00:47:22,141
Hey, Tom! Lewis.
484
00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:25,141
Get us some drinks, will ya?
485
00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:34,100
Forget 'em. They're pretending
they don't know us.
486
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:37,221
That boil in the
middle of your bum...
487
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,659
you should have it
looked at by a doctor.
488
00:47:39,739 --> 00:47:43,458
It might go septic.
Your whole bum might fall off.
489
00:47:48,659 --> 00:47:52,139
- What if we drink outside?
- That's against the law.
490
00:47:52,219 --> 00:47:55,420
It's against the law
to be open on a Sunday.
491
00:47:57,059 --> 00:47:59,018
Get fucked.
492
00:48:09,338 --> 00:48:11,818
One, two, three!
493
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:16,338
- Your mother's a trade unionist?
- Yep.
494
00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:20,218
The sort that'd put people like you
up against a wall and shoot 'em.
495
00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:23,658
- My family aren't wealthy.
- What does your father do?
496
00:48:23,738 --> 00:48:27,417
- He's an antiques dealer.
- Mine was a sailor.
497
00:48:27,498 --> 00:48:29,337
He's dead.
498
00:48:31,137 --> 00:48:33,297
Taken by a shark?
499
00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,936
Blown to bits in a battle.
500
00:48:36,015 --> 00:48:38,496
They only ever found his foot.
501
00:48:40,056 --> 00:48:42,936
- What's funny?
- I'm sorry.
502
00:49:08,895 --> 00:49:13,734
One, two, three!
503
00:49:13,814 --> 00:49:16,213
- Let go of my foot.
- One, two, three!
504
00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:20,533
- Let go of my foot!
- One, two, three!
505
00:49:24,653 --> 00:49:26,095
You haven't caught us yet.
506
00:49:27,654 --> 00:49:31,334
All right, girls. Jiggle your biceps.
This'll be piss easy.
507
00:49:41,213 --> 00:49:43,493
Charge!
508
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:52,732
- Hopeless!
- Pitiful!
509
00:49:53,292 --> 00:49:56,412
- Kelly O'Hara!
- Sean Connolly!
510
00:49:56,493 --> 00:50:00,412
- Seamus O'Hurd!
- Patrick O'Shaugnessy!
511
00:50:20,292 --> 00:50:24,291
I'm gonna be honest with you. I find
your lustful women preposterous.
512
00:50:24,371 --> 00:50:27,810
- That doesn't surprise me.
- I am married, Lindsay,
513
00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:30,690
so I do have some experience
of the opposite sex.
514
00:50:30,811 --> 00:50:35,170
I can assure you my wife is about
as far from your debauched harridans
515
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:37,731
as animal is from vegetable.
516
00:50:37,810 --> 00:50:40,050
And which is she, Mr Campion?
517
00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:45,131
- Sorry.
- Animal or vegetable?
518
00:50:54,769 --> 00:50:56,449
What are you doing, Giddy?
519
00:50:56,530 --> 00:50:59,810
Dancing away all my impure thoughts.
I'm filled with them.
520
00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:01,889
You should be doing it.
521
00:51:01,969 --> 00:51:05,608
You need to more than me.
Oh, not you, Estella.
522
00:51:05,689 --> 00:51:08,969
She needs to more than anyone.
523
00:51:13,328 --> 00:51:16,208
Ah, the world's going round.
524
00:51:23,049 --> 00:51:26,007
What are you picturing
in your mind, Giddy?
525
00:51:26,088 --> 00:51:27,728
Nothing.
526
00:51:27,807 --> 00:51:32,328
- You're getting slippery.
- What do you mean?
527
00:51:33,728 --> 00:51:38,527
I know somewhere...
where she'd be really ticklish.
528
00:51:38,607 --> 00:51:40,567
Don't.
529
00:52:16,286 --> 00:52:20,205
He leaps from rock to rock
with the grace of a mountain goat.
530
00:53:11,762 --> 00:53:16,682
- You all right?
- Rose. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
531
00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:19,561
- Just a bit out of breath.
- Were you running?
532
00:53:20,641 --> 00:53:22,042
Walking.
533
00:53:22,123 --> 00:53:23,481
Briskly.
534
00:53:36,161 --> 00:53:38,880
I think it's time
you paid a visit to Mr Devlin.
535
00:53:38,961 --> 00:53:41,322
I don't chase men.
It's undignified.
536
00:53:45,001 --> 00:53:47,041
What's that in his hand?
537
00:53:48,481 --> 00:53:52,441
- It looks like Estella's hat.
- Yes.
538
00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:56,480
I... I lost it when I went out for
a walk. He must've picked it up.
539
00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:58,799
So that's why you were blushing
in the car.
540
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,160
I was feeling ill, I told you.
541
00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:11,400
Let me go.
542
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,279
You ticklish?
543
00:54:30,599 --> 00:54:32,437
Excuse me.
544
00:54:33,518 --> 00:54:36,157
Would you... please untie me?
545
00:54:38,638 --> 00:54:40,318
Please, will you untie me?
546
00:54:44,638 --> 00:54:46,799
My hands are going to sleep.
547
00:55:20,197 --> 00:55:22,076
Thank you.
548
00:55:39,434 --> 00:55:44,275
- That tunic suits you.
- I thought we might go to evensong.
549
00:55:46,274 --> 00:55:48,874
All right, I'll go and change.
550
00:55:53,435 --> 00:55:55,554
So must I.
551
00:56:04,473 --> 00:56:08,593
- Where were you?
- We went into the town.
552
00:56:08,633 --> 00:56:12,273
You went to the pub.
I can smell it on your breath.
553
00:56:14,473 --> 00:56:17,072
Why are you wearing
that ridiculous outfit?
554
00:56:17,153 --> 00:56:20,673
It's... part of what they've been
using in the latest paintings.
555
00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:22,313
Yes, I'm well aware of that.
556
00:56:22,433 --> 00:56:25,112
Does this mean
you'll be doing some modelling?
557
00:56:25,192 --> 00:56:27,473
There's no need to be offensive.
558
00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:33,633
- Estella, what's wrong?
- Nothing is wrong!
559
00:56:46,511 --> 00:56:51,470
In its long history, one of
the enduring strengths of the Church
560
00:56:51,552 --> 00:56:54,511
has been its capacity
to withstand persecution,
561
00:56:54,592 --> 00:56:56,991
insult and ridicule.
562
00:56:57,070 --> 00:56:58,791
Since its inception,
563
00:56:58,871 --> 00:57:03,110
those who have sought to
mock Christians have been legion.
564
00:57:03,190 --> 00:57:07,630
Even Jesus Christ Himself
felt their lash -
565
00:57:07,711 --> 00:57:12,350
on the street, in the marketplace,
even at the end on the cross.
566
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:16,549
"Where are you now,
you King of the Jews?"
567
00:57:16,631 --> 00:57:19,469
they called out to Him in his agony.
568
00:57:19,549 --> 00:57:23,388
In every age,
still more come forward
569
00:57:23,469 --> 00:57:28,710
to scorn His name
and to defame His most sacred images.
570
00:57:28,789 --> 00:57:32,949
But true Christians,
secure in their faith,
571
00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:36,709
can identify such detractors
for what they are -
572
00:57:36,789 --> 00:57:39,547
the disciples of the devil,
573
00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:44,908
the destroyers of all
that is precious in family life,
574
00:57:44,988 --> 00:57:49,708
the harbingers of darkness and chaos.
575
00:58:24,787 --> 00:58:26,146
Please be seated.
576
00:58:30,226 --> 00:58:34,106
- What on earth is wrong with you?
- Nothing.
577
00:58:34,187 --> 00:58:39,906
What strange, deluded, conceited
creatures we human beings are.
578
00:58:41,025 --> 00:58:44,225
We think we have secrets
579
00:58:44,305 --> 00:58:46,585
but how can we have secrets
from God,
580
00:58:46,665 --> 00:58:52,064
who knows our innermost thoughts
every moment of the day?
581
00:59:02,385 --> 00:59:04,504
Giddy, what's wrong?
582
00:59:05,545 --> 00:59:09,544
He's in the studio.
He's staying there tonight.
583
00:59:10,624 --> 00:59:12,463
I'm going to seduce him.
584
00:59:13,543 --> 00:59:16,024
You're drunk.
585
00:59:16,103 --> 00:59:19,343
Did he say anything...
anything about me
586
00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:22,624
- when he untied you?
- No.
587
00:59:24,944 --> 00:59:27,103
He's too shy, you see?
588
00:59:27,704 --> 00:59:30,662
I think you should lie down
for a while.
589
00:59:30,742 --> 00:59:33,022
We're so out of touch
with our passions.
590
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:36,942
I mean, I'm such
a bourgeois little thing,
591
00:59:37,023 --> 00:59:40,303
too scared even to reveal myself
to a painter.
592
00:59:43,343 --> 00:59:46,662
I'm going to start walking around
without any clothes on
593
00:59:46,742 --> 00:59:50,302
because, well,
clothes are just ost...
594
00:59:50,381 --> 00:59:54,382
"ostentatious figments
of middle-class imagination."
595
00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:57,302
That's Pru's nonsense.
596
00:59:57,381 --> 01:00:00,062
It's just a bit cold tonight.
597
01:00:03,582 --> 01:00:06,462
Well, I'd better go and get ready.
598
01:00:06,541 --> 01:00:09,140
This is the first day
of my new life.
599
01:00:09,221 --> 01:00:11,900
No, the first night
of my new life.
600
01:00:50,459 --> 01:00:52,499
She'll have to cross the Arafura Sea.
601
01:00:52,578 --> 01:00:54,699
She'll be here in a few days.
602
01:01:00,939 --> 01:01:02,818
What are you trying to do?
603
01:01:02,899 --> 01:01:06,657
Look. This is where Amy Johnson's
got to in her plane.
604
01:01:06,738 --> 01:01:07,978
She was almost eaten by cannibals.
605
01:01:08,057 --> 01:01:11,698
What are you trying to do to Giddy?
She'll make a fool of herself.
606
01:01:11,778 --> 01:01:14,818
You've seen her.
She's about to burst out of her skin.
607
01:01:14,897 --> 01:01:19,017
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Why are you so concerned?
608
01:01:19,099 --> 01:01:21,658
- You jealous?
- Don't be ridiculous.
609
01:01:21,737 --> 01:01:26,257
- You like him too, don't you?
- We didn't speak when he untied me.
610
01:01:26,336 --> 01:01:31,257
- You didn't need to.
- You're really shocking.
611
01:02:09,495 --> 01:02:13,494
Your characters all seem so ravenous.
Can't love ever be gentle?
612
01:02:14,575 --> 01:02:17,374
Yes, of course it can,
but I'm not painting love scenes.
613
01:02:17,456 --> 01:02:19,694
Sorry, yes - "lust scenes."
614
01:02:19,813 --> 01:02:23,574
But there is a fierceness in desire,
isn't there? In lovemaking?
615
01:02:23,654 --> 01:02:25,414
One of life's great conundrums.
616
01:02:25,494 --> 01:02:28,173
The only one,
according to your paintings.
617
01:02:28,254 --> 01:02:30,414
I admit that the human universe
618
01:02:30,454 --> 01:02:33,654
is infinitely richer
than my meagre palette.
619
01:02:33,734 --> 01:02:37,695
For instance,
I do absolutely no justice at all
620
01:02:37,774 --> 01:02:41,373
to the nervous Nellies and
the shrinking violets, the saints...
621
01:02:41,452 --> 01:02:44,332
You're very contemptuous
of shrinking violets.
622
01:02:44,413 --> 01:02:48,533
Dear Estella,
I'm a shrinking violet myself.
623
01:02:48,613 --> 01:02:51,413
I choose to live
not in the real world but in here.
624
01:02:51,492 --> 01:02:54,573
I flee from the real world
into my little studio
625
01:02:54,653 --> 01:02:58,652
and there before me is the
unlimited canvas of my imagination.
626
01:02:58,732 --> 01:03:02,892
But your paintings,
they do go out into the real world.
627
01:03:02,972 --> 01:03:06,531
While you have a wonderful
imagination, most are stunted
628
01:03:06,612 --> 01:03:09,612
and you have no idea what effect
they'll have on people
629
01:03:09,692 --> 01:03:11,772
or what they might
incite them to. Rape?
630
01:03:11,852 --> 01:03:14,731
Mr Campion, in my opinion,
631
01:03:14,812 --> 01:03:18,011
the female body is the most
beautiful thing in the world
632
01:03:18,091 --> 01:03:23,091
and if it turns you into a ravenous
maniac I'd suggest it's a good idea
633
01:03:23,171 --> 01:03:27,330
if your wife takes the greatest care
to get undressed behind a screen.
634
01:03:28,570 --> 01:03:32,252
Estella's seen the pictures too.
Are we in danger from her?
635
01:03:32,331 --> 01:03:36,250
You're so patronizing, Mr Campion.
Everyone has a rich imagination.
636
01:03:36,331 --> 01:03:39,170
What stunts it
is capitalist exploitation.
637
01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:42,251
Go to Soviet Russia
where they've been liberated,
638
01:03:42,330 --> 01:03:44,170
there's an explosion of creativity.
639
01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:47,210
Have you been to Soviet Russia, Pru?
Have you?
640
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:52,010
I thought for a moment someone knew
what they were talking about.
641
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:56,609
Communism has exploded every value,
leaving a vacuum of moral anarchy.
642
01:03:56,688 --> 01:04:01,409
- Anarchy is freedom!
- Balls! Sorry. Sorry.
643
01:04:02,289 --> 01:04:04,570
Freedom for the strong
to dominate the weak.
644
01:04:04,649 --> 01:04:07,609
It's exactly as before,
just a different set of bullies.
645
01:04:07,689 --> 01:04:11,088
Speaking of bullies, where's Giddy?
646
01:04:30,168 --> 01:04:33,208
- I thought you'd lost that hat.
- Yes.
647
01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:35,927
One of the girls must've found it.
648
01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:41,888
So, um, where was Giddy tonight?
649
01:04:41,967 --> 01:04:43,968
You like her, don't you?
650
01:04:46,047 --> 01:04:48,727
"Try one of these, they're Turkish."
651
01:04:50,406 --> 01:04:52,566
No, I just...
652
01:04:52,647 --> 01:04:55,767
I just worry about her
with those other two.
653
01:04:55,846 --> 01:04:58,686
She's drunk herself into a stupor.
654
01:04:58,766 --> 01:05:00,926
Planning to throw herself at...
655
01:05:01,927 --> 01:05:03,606
that odd-job man.
656
01:05:06,086 --> 01:05:08,444
Yes, he's quite a character,
isn't he?
657
01:05:08,526 --> 01:05:12,125
Apparently, he had a dangerous
reputation before he lost his sight.
658
01:05:12,206 --> 01:05:14,966
This whole country's dangerous.
659
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:19,006
You know, I've been mulling over
what you said to me the other night
660
01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:22,804
about... about me
thinking too highly of you.
661
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:27,444
- I don't see either of us as saints.
- That's a relief.
662
01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:32,124
Yes, I've done plenty of things
I'm ashamed of, stretching way back.
663
01:05:32,204 --> 01:05:37,643
- What sort of things?
- I remember when I was at school,
664
01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:40,204
we had this
ridiculous initiation ceremony
665
01:05:40,285 --> 01:05:43,044
for the new boys,
the "scum" as we called them.
666
01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:47,843
- I was put through it myself.
- What happened?
667
01:05:47,922 --> 01:05:52,163
Well, we used to stand 'em
on a chair, take their trousers down,
668
01:05:52,243 --> 01:05:55,364
whip 'em with wet towels
while they recited Tennyson.
669
01:05:55,443 --> 01:05:57,963
- You know the sort of thing.
- Do I?
670
01:05:59,643 --> 01:06:04,482
Anyway, that's just...
something I wanted you to know.
671
01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:16,483
In view of... today's activities.
672
01:06:17,962 --> 01:06:19,562
What are you talking about?
673
01:06:21,402 --> 01:06:24,961
I think you know,
I'd rather not put it into words.
674
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,921
Sorry I'm so noisy.
675
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,879
It's all right.
They'll all be asleep.
676
01:09:55,471 --> 01:09:57,790
You are the Winnie the Pooh
sleeping in today.
677
01:09:57,870 --> 01:10:00,910
- What's the time?
- Nearly three.
678
01:10:00,991 --> 01:10:03,031
Message from your friend Sheela.
679
01:10:03,110 --> 01:10:07,511
She didn't want to wake you for
swimming as you needed your rest.
680
01:10:07,591 --> 01:10:10,629
Seemed quite smug about it, actually.
681
01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:13,389
I might have one now, then.
682
01:10:15,070 --> 01:10:17,469
To wake me up.
683
01:10:17,550 --> 01:10:20,069
Right. Good idea.
684
01:10:46,468 --> 01:10:49,547
- How are you feeling?
- Really buggered.
685
01:10:49,628 --> 01:10:52,909
I woke in the night with a blanket
stuck to me like a cloak.
686
01:10:52,988 --> 01:10:54,788
I'd spilt that horrible drink.
687
01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:56,907
I looked like a huge emerald mint.
688
01:10:58,628 --> 01:11:00,507
Not that it mattered.
689
01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:03,627
- Why? What do you mean?
- I went to the studio to see him.
690
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:07,226
He was there doing it
with somebody else.
691
01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:09,347
Who was it?
692
01:11:12,228 --> 01:11:15,067
It was dark.
I suppose it was Sheela or Pru.
693
01:11:16,187 --> 01:11:19,267
They've got absolutely no morals
at all.
694
01:11:19,347 --> 01:11:23,065
I just feel so stupid.
I thought he liked me.
695
01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:31,705
So I'm not going to have
anything to do with men any more.
696
01:11:31,785 --> 01:11:34,585
- I've made a big decision.
- What decision?
697
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,946
You'll see. So will Norman.
698
01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:06,224
- Change your mind?
- Yes.
699
01:12:06,304 --> 01:12:09,584
Disappointing news.
The organisers have backed down.
700
01:12:09,664 --> 01:12:12,904
Exhibition's going ahead
with all the original paintings.
701
01:12:14,184 --> 01:12:18,504
- Still, we did our best.
- I wish we could leave now.
702
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,743
That's the good news.
The track's been repaired.
703
01:12:20,823 --> 01:12:24,583
- We'll get the first train tomorrow.
- Thank goodness.
704
01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:29,662
I'll tell Lindsay.
705
01:12:44,262 --> 01:12:48,101
Sorry, just thought I'd let you know
we'll be off in the morning.
706
01:12:49,182 --> 01:12:51,541
Right.
707
01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,941
Right.
708
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:17,420
You're very naughty so I'm not
going to give you this chocolate.
709
01:13:17,499 --> 01:13:21,221
Honey! Honey, come quick.
710
01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:30,340
This lamb is absolutely delicious.
711
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:34,299
Very nearly as good as Welsh lamb
and that's saying something.
712
01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:38,179
Well, um...
713
01:13:38,259 --> 01:13:40,779
thank you very much
for your hospitality.
714
01:13:40,858 --> 01:13:42,339
Bottoms up.
715
01:13:42,379 --> 01:13:44,618
We've enjoyed ourselves.
716
01:13:44,698 --> 01:13:47,738
I like a little opposition.
It clears the mind.
717
01:13:55,018 --> 01:13:59,657
So, um, I gather
you're a boxer, Mr Devlin.
718
01:13:59,738 --> 01:14:02,659
Yes, I used to do a bit
of boxing myself, actually.
719
01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:05,098
Quite a keen pugilist in one's day.
720
01:14:05,178 --> 01:14:10,338
Lost a huge part of this tooth from
a great haymaker someone gave me.
721
01:14:10,419 --> 01:14:14,738
I expect you've got some
pretty bad scabs to show as well.
722
01:14:15,698 --> 01:14:20,856
Apart, obviously, from the...
eye thing, which is beastly.
723
01:14:25,936 --> 01:14:28,297
Well, unfortunately,
during his last fight,
724
01:14:28,377 --> 01:14:31,456
Mr Devlin was gasping for air
with his tongue hanging out
725
01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:35,336
and he got this enormous uppercut
under his chin and lost most of it.
726
01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:38,096
Bulldust, Norman.
727
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:41,857
He makes a brilliant Ulysses, anyhow.
728
01:14:41,976 --> 01:14:45,135
We always call him into the water
and he never comes.
729
01:14:45,216 --> 01:14:47,817
Whoever he was,
you'd try to get him in.
730
01:14:47,896 --> 01:14:51,896
- You'd get in the whole army.
- God, you're charming tonight.
731
01:14:51,975 --> 01:14:56,334
Thinking about the Atlantis series,
I'd like to do more research.
732
01:14:56,415 --> 01:14:59,735
I was thinking of mounting
an expedition to go and find it.
733
01:14:59,815 --> 01:15:02,254
You might like to come.
734
01:15:03,535 --> 01:15:07,894
- Devlin could be the pilot.
- Giddy could be the navigator.
735
01:15:08,534 --> 01:15:09,974
I'm not going if they're going.
736
01:15:10,054 --> 01:15:11,454
- What?
- Why not?
737
01:15:11,534 --> 01:15:13,774
I can't trust you
as far as I could kick you.
738
01:15:13,855 --> 01:15:18,334
- Thanks very much.
- What are you talking about?
739
01:15:18,413 --> 01:15:19,854
You know!
740
01:15:19,934 --> 01:15:23,054
You always eat cheese
when you're feeling guilty.
741
01:15:23,654 --> 01:15:25,095
Excuse me.
742
01:15:27,853 --> 01:15:30,853
Sorry, I'd better go and see
if she's all right.
743
01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:39,054
- What?
- Nothing.
744
01:15:43,174 --> 01:15:45,013
Piglet? You all right?
745
01:15:45,094 --> 01:15:47,493
Yes, I'm... I'm fine, thank you.
746
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,612
Are you feeling a bit funny?
747
01:15:52,691 --> 01:15:54,252
Probably all that Stilton.
748
01:15:55,932 --> 01:15:59,092
You were packing it down,
weren't you?
749
01:16:03,533 --> 01:16:06,452
- Well, I'd better... I'll go back.
- Pooh.
750
01:16:08,452 --> 01:16:11,331
I think... we should talk.
751
01:16:13,131 --> 01:16:18,971
- Right you are. What about?
- Ever since we got here, I...
752
01:16:21,732 --> 01:16:25,091
Well, now, I think some things
are best left unsaid.
753
01:16:26,490 --> 01:16:29,970
But that means
we'll always be strangers.
754
01:16:30,049 --> 01:16:32,250
No, not really.
755
01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:37,009
- Only small parts of us.
- The bad parts.
756
01:16:38,050 --> 01:16:40,850
No, I think it's good
to have a few secrets.
757
01:16:43,209 --> 01:16:45,129
Do you?
758
01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:50,088
That way, in 50 years' time,
759
01:16:50,169 --> 01:16:53,810
we'll still be able
to surprise each other.
760
01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:56,369
Perhaps you're right.
761
01:17:02,848 --> 01:17:04,809
I love you, Piglet.
762
01:17:36,487 --> 01:17:39,646
- What's the matter?
- You must've been dreaming.
763
01:17:39,726 --> 01:17:41,525
When you saw someone with Devlin.
764
01:17:41,647 --> 01:17:43,566
You were so drunk.
765
01:17:43,646 --> 01:17:47,166
I looked in here
and you were absolutely sozzled.
766
01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:50,966
- But it was so real.
- Dreams always are.
767
01:17:51,686 --> 01:17:54,286
The other two swear it wasn't them
768
01:17:54,326 --> 01:17:56,567
and you know how they like to boast.
769
01:17:57,845 --> 01:18:00,086
Do you still like him?
770
01:18:01,286 --> 01:18:06,045
- I suppose so.
- You should go in and see him, then.
771
01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:07,285
Now?
772
01:18:07,365 --> 01:18:11,486
That's what your dream
was telling you.
773
01:18:12,765 --> 01:18:15,964
Here, put this on.
774
01:18:16,044 --> 01:18:19,124
- But it's your wedding ring.
- It's always brought me luck.
775
01:18:19,203 --> 01:18:21,684
- Has it?
- Always.
776
01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:23,524
Wear these.
777
01:18:26,565 --> 01:18:28,524
Try some of this.
778
01:18:33,764 --> 01:18:36,483
We'll have to fix your hair.
779
01:18:51,004 --> 01:18:52,764
Good luck.
780
01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:02,633
I want to wake up now.
781
01:22:15,993 --> 01:22:19,832
- What? It was night...
- You were shouting.
782
01:22:19,912 --> 01:22:22,593
Really loudly.
I heard you from the garden.
783
01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:26,512
But I wanted to tell you about
last night. Oh, it was wonderful.
784
01:22:26,592 --> 01:22:29,872
I mean, I didn't do everything
with him because...
785
01:22:29,952 --> 01:22:32,592
I don't think
he's good enough for me but...
786
01:22:32,672 --> 01:22:36,031
oh, he did some things
which were just...
787
01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:39,712
Gosh!
788
01:22:48,072 --> 01:22:50,952
How dare you use her
without permission?
789
01:22:51,031 --> 01:22:55,591
- I don't need permission.
- It infers that she modelled!
790
01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,950
You cannot just put
someone in your painting!
791
01:22:58,990 --> 01:23:02,510
It's totally compromising.
She'll be outraged. I'm outraged!
792
01:23:02,590 --> 01:23:05,990
- Perhaps we ought to ask her.
- I don't need to. If she wanted...
793
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:08,390
Anthony? What's the matter?
794
01:23:08,470 --> 01:23:11,470
Mr Lindsay has put you
in his latest painting.
795
01:23:12,790 --> 01:23:15,428
He has to paint over you
or we'll take legal action.
796
01:23:15,509 --> 01:23:19,549
He can turn you into someone else.
You'd better have a look.
797
01:23:44,509 --> 01:23:46,549
Well?
798
01:24:09,028 --> 01:24:11,627
It's a good likeness.
799
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:53,423
Devlin, better get back
to work. Catch!
800
01:25:58,981 --> 01:26:01,622
They're asleep.
801
01:26:01,702 --> 01:26:03,662
For goodness sake!
802
01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:09,540
We'll be arrested.
803
01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,899
We'll be excommunicated.
61241
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