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[ School bell rings ]
Welcome to Hilltop.
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[ Chanting ]
No! No! Pete can't stay!
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Through
Teachers-in-Service Day!
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You know,
I don't know who Pete is,
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but I do know
that you're embarrassing him.
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Douglas, our beloved
Hilltop parrot
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has to stay alone at school
over the three-day weekend.
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It's cruel. Inhumane.
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Will you sign
a petition --
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No.
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[ Sophie chanting ]
Did you just dismiss my
8-year-old daughter's activism?
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Activism? Come on.
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Don't be Lollypop Boy.
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What does that eve--
I'm sorry.
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Am I supposed to
understand that reference?
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No. Honestly,
it just got away from me.
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Ah.
Don't you ignore me,
Rocco!
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Don't be a part
of the problem!
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Pete shouldn't have to
spend the weekend alone,
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so Sophie's petitioning
Vice Principal Yarble
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to let us
take him home with us.
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Man, I am so proud
of that kid's conscience.
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Oh, please. You do it
because it makes you look good.
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What?
The accolades.
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10 bucks says that
you're wearing a T-shirt
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with Sophie's face on it.
Pfft.
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Unzip the sweater.
Let me help you.
I'm not going to.
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Don't touch me!
It's my body!
Okay.
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Alright, fine,
but you know damn well
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my resolution was
to do more silk-screening.
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[ Laughs ]
There you go.
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This is about helping Sophie
develop a strong moral compass.
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And, yes,
I've picked out my suit
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for the Student of the Year
ceremony.
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Heads-up,
this guy's going with maroon.
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It's not a suit
if it isn't black.
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It's a costume.
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She's the next Greta...
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something.
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Gosh! I wish I could remember
her last name.
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She's so important.
I bet.
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Will Cooper.
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Vice Principal Yarble!
How are you?
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Terrible.
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I was taking a cat nap when your
daughter's screams awakened me.
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[ Chanting continues ]
Make her stop.
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Let me coast into
the sweet embrace
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of a three-day weekend.
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I already
laid out my pajamas.
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Oh, she'll stop
as soon as you agree
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to let us take Pete home
for the weekend.
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Oh, no.
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Then another kid will want
to take him home next weekend,
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and another,
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and soon I'll be running
some kind of check-out process.
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Don't make my life harder,
Will Cooper.
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Please,
I can't take it.
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Well, then, I'm sorry to say,
Sophie's campaign will continue.
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[ Scoffs ]
No! No!
Pete can't stay!
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That's my girl.
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Greta Thunberg!
Ah, that's the name.
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I remembered.
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Now, that is a face
to silk-screen. [ Chuckles ]
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Sophie!
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Release Rocco
from the headlock.
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That's not how we want
to get our signatures.
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Rocco, sign the petition.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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[ Pete squawks, whistles ]
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And then Pronstroller
was all, like,
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"Should we just
do the damn thing?"
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And I was all, like,
"Uh, yeah."
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And then, bam.
Exclusive relationship, wassup?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Happy for you.
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And thank you
for walking me through
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all the physical acts
preceding that conversation.
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You're welcome.
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But, yo,
I think I'm in love.
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I gave her
one of my hats.
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Wow.
Now, hat's a big deal.
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Mnh-mnh.
Don't do that.
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I was being open and vulnerable
with you right now.
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Oh, there she is.
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She's coming to pick me up.
Total girlfriend move!
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Mm.
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[ Both moan ]
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[ Sighs ]
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We enjoy long hugs.
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That's hot as hell.
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Just got an earful
of Miggy love.
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Can we talk about
anything else?
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Let's see,
not much going on with me.
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I finally tried a Baked Lay.
Don't know who those are for.
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Mnh.
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Poppy! [ Giggles ]
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Oh. Here we go.
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Ooh, isn't that
Ron's new piece?
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His wife, Angie.
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Her name's Sharon.
You were at her wedding.
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You took a million pics
together.
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Geez.
My memory is garbagio.
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Hey, Poppy!
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What's poppin', Poppy?
What's poppin'?
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Okay, we can just
start talking, Sharon.
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I'm assuming you're here because
Ron did something stupid.
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Is the accent back?
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Oh, no wine for me, uh,
because, big news...
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we're pregnant!
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[ Giggles ]
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Get in here.
Touch it.
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Mm.
Kiss it.
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Say your name to it
so it knows who you are.
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Wow-eee! Poppy,
did you hear that news?
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Yes, Angela, I heard.
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And we're happy?
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I'm just trying
to follow your lead here.
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Congratulations, Sharon.
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Gonna go neutral.
Got it.
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Oh, Poppy, you should come
with me to my ultrasound today.
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I'm gonna find out the sex.
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Ooh! Wow! Oh, God,
this is a tough one.
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I already, uh,
promised Angie
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that I would hang out
with her today.
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She's having, uh,
gastrointestinal problems.
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Yeah, it's just
flowing through her.
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She's wearing a diaper
right now.
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Come on, man.
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Yeah, it's true.
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My doc says that my butt tubes
are all out of whack.
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Sucks.
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Oh. Gross.
[ Chuckles ]
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Well, next time, then?
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Maybe. You know what?
So sorry. We have to go.
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Yeah, I can tell by Angie's face
she's in great distress.
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-Oh.
-Okay.
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Yeah.
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Okay, that was big news,
and I am here for you,
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but we have to discuss
why every on-the-fly excuse
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involves me
dropping heat in my pants.
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Copy that.
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[ Squeegee squeaks ]
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Ugh.
How am I getting worse?
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Pete: [ Squawks ]
Welcome to Hilltop.
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[ Chuckles ] Thanks, Pete.
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Wait, what?
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[ Gasps ]
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Sophie Cooper,
did you steal that bird?
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I saved him.
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You told me my moral compass
would never steer me wrong.
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Oh, boy.
That does sound like me.
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We'll give Pete
a great weekend
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and then bring him back
before school starts.
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I know stealing is wrong,
but in this case,
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I really believe
it's the right thing to do.
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Okay, wow. I raised
a remarkable young woman.
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Great dad!
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Did you just say "great dad"
to yourself?
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Sorry, what?
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Welcome to Hilltop.
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Okay. Pete can stay.
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It is such a bummer
they keep him cooped up.
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Poor guy's probably
never even flown before.
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**
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Pete,
it's just you and me now.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Welcome to Hilltop.
[ Squawks ]
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[ Scoffs ] That was wild
back there, huh?
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You know what?
I'm gonna be here for you.
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Today, I'm Poppy.
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Okay, so, your ex-husband
is having a baby.
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Talk to me.
How do you feel?
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Honestly? Weird.
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I mean, she invited me
to her ultrasound, Ang.
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I didn't knock her up.
Why is it my damn problem?
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It's not!
You know what I think?
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It's a generational thing.
Sharon's 23.
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The youth today have no concept
of boundaries.
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Millennials.
God! I hate them!
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No respect.
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It's like,
this is a society.
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We have rules
for a reason.
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Ma'am,
you have to pay for that.
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Ang, you know
we're Millennials, too, right?
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[ Muffled ]
Yeah, but you get it.
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Mm. Yeah, anyway,
back to Sharon.
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What's next? She wants me
present for the actual birth?
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Gosh. I'm gonna wrap my legs
around her,
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"Handmaid's Tale"-style?
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Uch, hate that show.
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I've never seen it.
[ Gasps ]
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Hold up. Is that...?
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Miggy's girlfriend
with a man that's not Miggy.
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A smokin'-hot man.
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This is s-so messed!
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Just today, he was telling me
they're exclusive.
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[ Gasps ]
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See?
Uh-huh.
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See?
Uh-huh.
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See?
Uh-huh.
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See?!
Uh-huh!
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This is exactly
what I was talking about.
Exactly!
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We're not gonna let her
burn Miggy like this.
Mnh-mnh.
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In fact,
we're gonna follow them.
Yeah.
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Catch them in the act.
Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
So, just to be clear,
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you want to deal
with Sharon's pregnancy by...
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tailing
Miggy's girlfriend?
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You bet your ass I do.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Because I am done letting
this over-sharing, milk-hating,
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rotary-phone-not-remembering
generation get away with it!
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You in?
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Let's ride.
Alright.
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Hey, for the cookies.
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And whatever else my friend
stole while she was here.
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* Washin' spoons
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* Washin' the dishes
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* Scrubbin' forks
Hey, Dad.
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* I'm washin' a knife
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* Washin' spoons
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* First I'm gonna wash,
then I'll let 'em dry *
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* 'Cause
I'm washin' it all *
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* Yeah,
I'm washin' the dishes *
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* Scrubbin' forks,
scrubbin' the knives *
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* Washin' bowls
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This is it, Pete,
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the moment you've been denied
your whole life.
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It's time to fly!
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Welcome to Hilltop.
Wait --
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[ Singing indistinctly ]
[ Thud ]
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Sophie, what was that?!
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I just wanted him to fly,
as nature intended.
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And because I loved him,
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I assumed
he would fly back to me.
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Aw, honey, you couldn't have
known his wings were clipped.
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I'm a murderer.
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You are not a murderer.
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The upturned rake that Pete fell
directly onto is the murderer.
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You just made a mistake.
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A mistake that resulted in
the death of an innocent bird.
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And the only thing I can do now
is to be honest
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and turn myself in
to Yarble.
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Which means it's over.
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I can kiss that future
we planned for me goodbye.
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I know
you just saw a bird die,
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but I think you're being
a little dramatic.
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Am I?
I'll probably get a suspension,
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which means that'll take me
out of the running
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00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,026
for Student of the Year.
251
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,828
That stings.
252
00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,530
Especially
since we set aside
253
00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,632
such a good spot
on the Sophie shelf.
254
00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,967
I said goodbye
to all of that
255
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,802
the day that I threw that bird
off the roof.
256
00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,370
That was today.
257
00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,638
Wait.
258
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,339
Sophie,
what are you doing?
259
00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,042
I'm removing these reminders
of my former self.
260
00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,811
I'm going nowhere.
261
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:35,583
Well...
just to play devil's...
262
00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,651
if you turn yourself in
and lose your good standing,
263
00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,887
you won't be able to fight
for things in the future.
264
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,222
And that wouldn't
be right.
265
00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,258
Sophie,
do you think that maybe
266
00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,227
your guilt
is punishment enough?
267
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,862
I mean,
Pete wouldn't want you
268
00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,831
to lose everything
over this, right?
269
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,166
No. He would want
to welcome me to Hilltop.
270
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,835
That's right, he would.
271
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,604
But what are we gonna do?
272
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,939
Vice Principal Yarble's
gonna see that Pete's missing,
273
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,574
and she'll know it was me.
274
00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:01,942
[ Sighs ]
275
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,211
Not if we cover it up.
276
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,514
You and I
aren't built for lying.
277
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,616
[ Sighs ]
You're right.
278
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,083
We'll never be able
to pull this off.
279
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,685
We need a bad person.
280
00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:14,121
Someone
100% morally bankrupt.
281
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,058
I understand
our services are needed.
282
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,460
We hear there's evidence
that needs to be destroyed.
283
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,062
Don't worry.
We're discreet.
284
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,200
**
285
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,637
Ugh, they just opened
another bottle of wine.
286
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,204
[ Both scoff ]
287
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,373
When are Pronstroller
and Round Head McNormal Face
288
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,708
gonna smush already?
289
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,043
I'm hungry.
290
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,878
Don't people usually have snacks
at these stakeouts?
291
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,148
[ Blowing ]
292
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,250
You're offering me
loose beef jerky
293
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,885
from your glove compartment?
294
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,453
Sorry, princess.
295
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,223
Oh, hell yeah,
that's hard to eat.
296
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,226
Also, you own
a tiny spy telescope?
297
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,628
Wanna tell me the story
of buying that?
298
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,596
Just very curious
about your headspace
299
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,731
during that time
of purchase.
300
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,166
Thank you
for your question.
301
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,669
First of all,
it's a spyglass.
Oh.
302
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,638
And it was reasonably priced
at 400 tickets at Dave & B's,
303
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,274
which I easily won
rippin' it at Skee-Ball.
304
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,176
You know what? You and I
are best friends, but we have
305
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,411
very different approaches
to our recreational time.
306
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,147
Yes. See?
That is great stakeout banter.
307
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,282
Check us out,
308
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,651
just two odd-couple,
buddy-cop knucklebutts
309
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,787
camped out in a van,
razzing each other
310
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,621
while we eagle-eye
some dirtbags.
311
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,956
Enh! That's right.
312
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,157
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
313
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,094
[ Sighs ]
314
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,195
Are you okay?
315
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,496
Your phone need juice?
316
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,264
I have...
317
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,000
seven different chargers,
318
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,835
none of them
for contemporary phones,
319
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:35,869
but we could
cobble something together.
320
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,805
It's Sharon.
321
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,508
She sent me her sonogram.
322
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,944
It's a girl.
323
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:48,148
Beautiful, healthy,
well-positioned girl.
324
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,984
[ Voice breaking ]
Rory's little sister.
325
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,455
I think I'm ready to talk about
how I'm really feeling.
326
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,824
Oh, yeah,
that sounds about right.
327
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,625
Okay.
Come here.
328
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,659
[ Crying ]
329
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,261
Poppy's got ya.
330
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,565
[ Power tools whirring ]
331
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,400
I don't know how you can eat
while the twins are...
332
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,969
[ Whispering ]
disposing of the body.
333
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,471
Well, I guess seeing you
fall off your high horse
334
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,406
left me a bit peckish.
335
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,543
"All I care about is
my daughter's moral compass."
336
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,677
Ha! Bunk.
337
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,146
You're bunk,
Lollypop Boy.
338
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,680
Yeah, that's right.
I took it,
339
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,315
and it sounds better
coming out of my mouth.
340
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,483
I'm not judging.
341
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,686
I'm just merely
labeling your hypocrisy
342
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,588
and thinking less of you
for it.
343
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,090
Fine. Do I enjoy
344
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,992
being the father
of a high-achieving daughter?
345
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,660
Of course.
346
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,830
Do I have an 18-year plan
where she goes to Harvard
347
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,733
but then eschews that for a
prestigious New York university
348
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,902
to chase after the love
of her life, just like Felicity?
349
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,336
I do.
350
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,872
And do I sometimes
picture myself
351
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,373
with the Felicity haircut?
352
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,075
You know, not the good one,
but the one everyone says is bad
353
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,243
but I think
I could pull off?
354
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,245
It's really busy up there,
isn't it?
355
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,747
Look,
can you help us or not?
356
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,248
Yes, I can help you.
357
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,483
Sophie!
358
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:02,689
Listen, it's time to construct
the perfect alibi,
359
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,760
but the key is that you have to
really believe your own story.
360
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,095
Okay? You got it?
361
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,797
I-I think so.
362
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,098
Okay.
363
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,432
Where were you
at 3:00 P.M.?
364
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,268
Th-The mall?
365
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,870
Baloney!
366
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,240
Now, close your eyes
and see the store you're in.
367
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,475
Feel it. Smell it.
368
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,977
Okay.
369
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,478
I was in Claire's.
370
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,114
No! TCBY.
371
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,082
And what did you buy?
372
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,483
Homework?
373
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,254
At a yogurt store?
374
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,923
Okay, see,
your head's not in the game.
375
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,124
Take a lap!
376
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,261
Alright, give it to me straight.
She's gonna blow this, right?
377
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,263
She's the worst liar
I've ever seen.
378
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,098
And kids are
usually good at it.
379
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,267
They're dumb enough to believe
what they're saying.
380
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,336
Damn it, I raised too good
of a daughter.
381
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,771
But at least we have all weekend
to figure it out.
382
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,440
[ Doorbell rings ]
383
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,575
Will Cooper.
384
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,277
The Hilltop parrot
is missing.
385
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,645
I assume
it was Sophie.
386
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,114
Thus, I am here
on Friday afternoon
387
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,616
of my three-day weekend
to investigate.
388
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,684
Why do you hate me?
389
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,425
It just feels impossible
to wrap my head around the idea
390
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,295
of Rory having a sibling
that isn't my kid.
391
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,298
And Sharon can tell me to
kiss her belly all she wants to,
392
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,600
but the truth is,
I'm not a part of this, Ang.
393
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,269
And Rory will be.
394
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,604
Yeah, that's gotta be
really hard to process.
395
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,040
Especially with Sharon
sending you pictures
396
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,109
of her gross
new body roommate.
397
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,543
Ugh.
398
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,113
Sorry, all babies are miracles.
Proof of God.
399
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,682
And it's not like I can confront
Sharon and tell her how I feel.
400
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,550
No, I have to be
the perfect ex-wife.
401
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,953
Gracious, evolved,
always has gum.
402
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,389
I'm not allowed to get upset,
and sometimes I wanna get upset.
403
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,824
Well, then, do it.
Get upset.
404
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,193
Come on. Let it out.
405
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,627
Let it out
on these losers.
406
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,563
Ugh,
kissing in the window,
407
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:54,067
like they're the leg lamp
from that Christmas movie.
408
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,003
Hell yeah.
Let's go bust some skulls!
409
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,871
Yeah, let's go show them
what a real kiss looks like!
410
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,306
Yeah! Wait.
411
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,540
What do you think
we're about to do, Angie?
412
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,845
Okay, so, we need a plan
so they open the door.
413
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,047
Do you have an air horn?
414
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,715
What? No, I'm not
a morning radio deejay.
415
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,849
I do not have
an air horn.
[ Door opens ]
416
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,252
Angie? Poppy? Uh...
417
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,720
Who are you?
Your worst nightmare.
418
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,056
Yeah, your worst nightmare,
you hot biatch!
419
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,590
Who do you guys
think you are?
420
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,726
You, cheating on Miggy?
Really?
421
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,361
I should bust you over the head
with Angie's spyglass.
422
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,629
No, Poppy!
I earned this.
423
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,933
You kids do whatever you want
without any regard
424
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,035
for the boundaries
we've agreed on as a society.
425
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,903
Poppy --
You just invite people
to your ultrasound
426
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,438
and force-confront them
with your baby's sex,
427
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,540
never considering how that
might be making them feel!
428
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,175
What's that, now?
Uh, Pop,
you're veering.
429
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,276
I hear it.
I'm bringing it home.
430
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,911
You --
Poppy!
431
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,380
I thought I heard
your scary, scoldy mom voice.
432
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,581
What are you guys
doing here?
433
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,183
What are you
doing here?
434
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,285
Oh, you know my girlfriend,
Homily.
435
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,088
And this is Brian,
our boyfriend.
436
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,159
Ohhhhhh.Ohhhhhh.
437
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,230
We were just barging in
'cause...
438
00:14:58,665 --> 00:14:59,899
...Angie's got to use
your toilet.
439
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:00,968
It's a diarrhea thing.
440
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,669
Dude, seriously. Why?
441
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,809
Okay, so the three of you
are dating each other?
442
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,711
Yeah, we're a throuple.
443
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,646
I've never been happier.
444
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,382
I-I-I call my mom now.
445
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,984
I don't know
how that relates.
446
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,051
[ Chuckles ]
447
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,988
Dang.
Y'all are cheesin' hard.
448
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,922
Miggy, did I even know
you dated guys?
449
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,257
No, you've met
his boyfriends before.
450
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,592
Remember
Chubby Mario Lopez?
451
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,893
Yeah,
if you're confused,
452
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,462
he looked exactly like
Mario Lopez but chubby.
453
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,498
Oh, yeah, he was dope.
454
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,100
Okay,
I guess I did know.
455
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,503
Sorry, this old brain basket of
mine's got a lot of holes in it.
456
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,670
It's all good, bro.
457
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,306
I don't really dig labels.
458
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,274
It's just more of
the vibe for me.
459
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,676
And right now,
I'm vibin' double.
460
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,844
[ Clicks tongue ]
461
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:45,445
[ Clicks tongue ]
462
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,417
Angie, no.
What, I can't wink?
463
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,684
You are not
part of the group.
464
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,685
[ Sighs ]
465
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,920
I have a question.
466
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,455
Sorry to sound like
the old Millennial,
467
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190
but how does this work?
468
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,026
Anybody ever feel left out
or...?
469
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,493
We have
a three-pronged approach
470
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,029
for working through
the sticky stuff --
471
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,664
radical honesty,
active listening,
472
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,799
and open communication.
473
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,335
And it just works.
474
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,803
Well, now I want to be
in a throuple!
475
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,539
How did you guys meet?
476
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,475
Oh, there's a poly dating app.
It's called Big Bed.
477
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,876
And, Brian,
you're on it?
478
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,346
**
479
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,713
Okay.
480
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,983
Sophie Cooper,
at 3:00 P.M. this afternoon,
481
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,187
I was crawling into
my indoor hammock,
482
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,190
firing up an audiobook
on self-compassion.
483
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,325
I had just put down my cat
for a nap.
484
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,960
Okay.
485
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,927
Where were you
at that time?
486
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,198
I was shopping
487
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,901
at the center
for...shopping?
488
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,505
**
489
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,640
[ Exhales slowly ]
490
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,410
The Eagle Rock mall.
First floor. Claire's.
491
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,744
By yourself?
492
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,247
No, Douglas took me
with Emma and Amy after school,
493
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,749
and then he brought me home,
which is why he's here now.
494
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,684
Next question.
495
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,920
[ Whispering ]
My God, she's doing it.
496
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,722
She's good at lying.
497
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,358
[ Whispering ]
We did it. We destroyed
her inner conscience.
498
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,560
Now there's
no stopping her.
499
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,263
May be time to break out
that Harvard bumper sticker.
500
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,698
Though,
I can tell you one thing,
501
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,767
can't hold a damn candle
to SUNY Buffalo.
502
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,569
Did you purchase
anything?
503
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,004
Yes, two scrunchies
504
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,273
and a towel with a drawing
of a muscled body on it.
505
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,275
My dad loves joke towels.
506
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,179
Alright.
507
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,281
Seems like you have
your story straight.
508
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,417
[ Sighs ]
Don't know what to do now.
509
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,219
Got no leads.
510
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,854
Sounds like another
A-plus weekend for old Yarbs.
511
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,890
Well, 62 bad years
under my belt.
512
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,926
What's one more?
513
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,094
Yeah, it's my birthday.
514
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,697
Thanks, Dad.
515
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,467
Man, now that I've lost
that pesky moral-compass thing,
516
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,138
let's fill up that Sophie shelf
until it explodes!
517
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,141
I'm riding these hollow insides
to the top.
518
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,277
Wait!
Vice Principal Yarble!
519
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,878
You're screaming.
I'm right here.
520
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,647
Sophie's lying,
but I-I told her to lie.
521
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,548
It's my fault.
522
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,815
Dad, no!
523
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,784
No, I led her astray.
524
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,453
We should never have tried
to cover this up.
525
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,388
The truth is, yes,
she stole the bird, okay?
526
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,323
But only because she was
following her conscience.
527
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,224
Dad!
528
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,126
We were
getting away with it.
529
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,162
Yeah,
but at what cost, bud?
530
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,598
You have such a great heart,
and you should always follow it.
531
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,500
Consequences be damned.
532
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,169
Who cares if I only have
Felicity's curly hair
533
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,203
in my dreams?
534
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,739
Look, the only crime
was her lie,
535
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,341
and I told her to do that.
536
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,110
So if you're gonna
blame anybody, blame me.
537
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,412
Okay.
I will blame you.
538
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,946
Oh, thank God.
And her.
539
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,282
What? But --
But she didn't do anything.
540
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,849
She didn't even mean
to kill the bird.
541
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,251
The bird's dead?!
542
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,786
Okay, well,
now you're screaming.
543
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:45,325
Look, both of us will accept
any punishment coming our way.
544
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,294
And what was your part
in all this?
545
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,628
[ Door opens ]
Oh, nothing.
546
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,762
Just hanging
with my buds.
547
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,997
[ Door closes ]
548
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,634
Deed's done.
Time to settle up.
549
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,237
We can charge by hour
or by weight of the remains.
550
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,473
My girls don't leave prints,
Yarble.
551
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,642
You'll never be able
to prove anything.
552
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,478
Happy birthday.
553
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,116
That throuple
seemed so happy
554
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,352
and supportive
of each other.
555
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,854
Are youths...smart?
556
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,557
Did Miggy just teach me
something about relationships?
557
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,892
Did Brian have the bluest eyes
you've ever seen?
558
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,561
Huh?
I'm sorry.
559
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,163
I thought we were just
asking questions about the day.
560
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,832
I can't believe
that I'm gonna say this,
561
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,067
but maybe you should...
562
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,237
try the three-pronged approach
with Sharon.
563
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,038
You know,
the more honest you are,
564
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,506
the easier
this will all be.
565
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,575
Wow.
566
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,076
That's good advice.
567
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,316
I can't believe Rory's about to
have a little sister.
568
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,418
It's actually pretty cool.
569
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,353
Yeah.
570
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,689
Hey, thanks for
getting me through tonight.
571
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,023
[ Sighs ] Yeah.
572
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,992
Oh, my God.
I did it.
573
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,927
Am I...Poppy?
574
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,330
Well, real Poppy wouldn't have
ran out of gas on the way home.
575
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,832
But...yeah,
you did it.
576
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,033
[ Sighs ]
577
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,502
Great.
578
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,571
[ Chuckles ]
579
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,439
So in another news, I'm already
killing it on Big Bed.
580
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,474
Okay.
581
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,178
[ School bell rings ]
582
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,880
Pete looks different.
583
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,082
Nah,
he just missed us.
584
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,384
How was your weekend,
Pete?
585
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,253
[ Squawks ]
Welcome to Toyota of Lancaster.
586
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,054
It's the same bird.
Move along.
587
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,758
Why is there so much trash
on the ground?
588
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:26,993
Why is everything
so wet?
589
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,930
Dad, I'm sorry
we won't be celebrating me
590
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,432
as Student of the Year.
591
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,468
Well, it turns out
I'm not really a maroon guy,
592
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,203
and it was
a Zara off-the-rack suit,
593
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,571
so super baggy
in the butt.
594
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,540
Probably best
if I don't wear it at all.
595
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,141
And I'm really proud
of you.
596
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,543
And I'm proud of you,
too.
597
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,279
Mostly for becoming
a sociopath-level liar
598
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,814
in one afternoon.
599
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,116
And also for standing up
for what you believe in.
600
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,319
Ooh. I want
to show you this.
601
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,453
Huh? [ Chuckles ]
602
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,987
[ Chuckling ]
Is that you?
603
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,424
Yeah. I fought
for a cause or two.
604
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,092
After all,
I was a child of the '70s.
605
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,227
1870s.
606
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,295
Hey-oh!
607
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,663
Boys!
[ Boys laugh ]
608
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,300
Okay, look, the point is,
kids are dumb dreamers,
609
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,470
but, you know, maybe that phase
is good for something, huh?
610
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,938
Wow.
That was almost touching.
611
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,340
Thanks, Douglas.
612
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,674
Since when did the kids
get so comfortable
613
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,343
calling me
by my first name?
614
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,910
Back to work.
615
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,012
Special reward
if anyone finds my retainer.
616
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,082
Yes, Ms. Yarble.
617
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,884
Don't do that.
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