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Ah, you wanna see
what happened last week?
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No, no, you know what?
Fuck--Get outta here.
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We're not tellin' you shit.
Go--go, go, go.
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Jesus, Mick.
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Shoulda watched
the last time.
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How'd you get this job?
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- Someone recommended me.
- Ah...
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Friends in high places,
huh?
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[Vin] We're the top
garbage crew in the city, Carl.
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Strikes me
as a little suspicious.
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Or I could stay here
with you,
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have fun like we did
when we were kids.
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Jeez--We are totally relat--
We're fuckin' cousins!
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There's literally no way
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I'm going to
the homecoming dance with you.
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[Julia] You don't have to go,
but if you don't,
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I'm definitely gonna tell my
mom that you went down on me
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three--no, four times?
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Shouldn't you be
in school?
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Got more important stuff
to do--gotta find Frank.
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He's like a cat.
He'll be back.
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If I don't find him soon,
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they're gonna kick me
outta school.
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It's haunted, Frank.
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How big is this house?
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[Faye] Nine bedrooms,
including the master.
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But that's mostly
just storage
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for my father's
single-malt scotch collection.
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This one...
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looks really old.
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Mr. Gallagher,
welcome to Placid Journeys.
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I gotta say,
this is nothing like
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the rehab facility
I was sent to back in the day.
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Me, Tami, and Fred
are movin' to Milwaukee.
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[Lip] The family gave us
an old house up there,
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and I'll still be around,
you know,
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on weekends and, uh, holidays,
stuff like that.
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I love you,
Mickey Milkovich.
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A-and if you let me,
I-I'd like to
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- spend the rest of my life--
- Jesus Christ.
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Save the fuckin' speech,
you pussy.
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I'll marry you.
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♪ rock music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Mickey!
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Mickey!
I know you're in there,
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you fuckin' homo!
Hey, Mick,
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You faggy faggot!
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[Terry] You're never gonna
marry that Gallagher queer,
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you hear me?
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Mickey!
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Hey, your dad's here.
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[Terry] Hey, you want
a Pride parade?
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- Yeah.
- How 'bout I slice off
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your pansy dicks and stick
'em on a fuckin' float?
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I got a little
conversion therapy for you.
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You suck a dick, you die.
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Would you shut
the fuck up?
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You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
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Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
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Just want you to know--
you marry a man,
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I'ma put a fuckin'
bullet in your head.
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- Simple as that.
- Why wait, bitch?
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I'm standin' right here,
Charlottesville.
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Oh, look at that--we must shop
at the same gun show.
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The fuck happened
to you?
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You know what they say--
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the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
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It does if it lands
on a dick!
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Aw, please, stop.
I get it, all right?
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You're proud a me.
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You must really love cock.
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[trigger clicks]
I definitely love one.
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♪ rock music ♪
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Don't say I didn't warn ya,
cocksmoker.
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Good talk, Pops.
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♪♪♪
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So when you movin'
to Milwaukee?
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I don't know.
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You don't sound
very excited about it.
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Yeah, well...
it is Milwaukee.
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Free house,
though, right?
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Yeah, I mean,
it's a nice house.
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Nice neighborhood.
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Yard.
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Well, damn.
Jackpot.
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Saw an actual birdhouse
with birds in it.
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Uh, not drugs.
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- Birds.
- [door opens, closes]
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[Mickey]
Morning.
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[Ian]
So, how's your dad?
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You know, don't think
he's gonna be my best man.
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Hey, what's up, punk?
Ready for school?
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Can't go to school
until Frank signs a form.
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- What form?
- That says I live here.
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Just drop out.
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I can't drop out.
I'm ten.
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[Lip] Give it to me.
I'll sign it.
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[Liam]
Gotta be a parent.
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- I can fake Frank's signature.
- So can I.
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- [Mickey] Same here.
- [Liam] School says
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that he has to sign it
in person.
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[Ian] Well, you know
where Frank is?
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[Liam] Livin' with some lady
up in Glencoe.
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- He drives a Rolls Royce.
- [Lip] Unbelievable!
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- [Ian] Oh, good for him.
- Anyone want to go with me?
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[all] No.
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Hey, hey, you got
money for the El?
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- Yeah.
- All right, drop us a pin
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when you get there
so we know you're safe.
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- Got it.
- [Lip] Thanks.
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So you gonna talk to Tami
about Milwaukee, or...
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I dunno.
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[Mickey] Milwaukee sucks ass.
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I mean, you should
probably tell her
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how you feel about it,
right?
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- [click, thud]
- [Ian] Lip?
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Yeah.
Yeah, no, I got it.
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Thanks.
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[Lip sighs]
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You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
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I'll fuckin' murder you.
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- [applause]
- Thanks, thank you.
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Thank you.
I just wanna say,
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before I go,
this last month
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has been a great journey
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and one I couldn't have
survived without all of you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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[indistinct murmuring]
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Um...
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I found myself
alone in the woods
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on a snowy night,
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and there came
a fork in the road...
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one, a path that led
to addiction.
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The other...path
also led to addiction,
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but I turned the sleigh around,
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and it has made
all the difference.
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Wha-W-Walt Whitman
has always been
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a personal favorite of mine.
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Anyway, I'm outta the woods,
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and I hope you all
will join me there.
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I love you guys.
Good-bye.
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[laughing] Gimme five!
Thank you, thank you!
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I love you, I love you,
I love you.
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I'll see you all again!
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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♪ Na, na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na-na ♪
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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What are you doin'?
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This place is for rent.
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We should call the number,
check it out.
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- Why would we do that?
- Because I need a thing.
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You have a thing.
I need a thing.
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- And it's right next door.
- [Veronica] Why?
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[Kev sighs] Oh, I'm finally
comin' to terms with the fact
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that I'm never gonna play
in the NBA.
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You were never
gonna play in the NBA.
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Well, not now, V, because
I'm retiring from basketball.
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I would think you'd be
a little more compassionate.
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We have so many other things
to be thankful for.
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Oh, like what?
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You own a bar,
you have a hot wife
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and two beautiful girls.
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Okay, that is good.
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But where do I go from here, V?
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What is the next chapter
of my life?
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Is there even a next chapter?
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Or is this just...
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it?
Dry cleaner.
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- What?
- We could open up
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- a dry cleaner.
- No.
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- Mattress store.
- Uh-uh.
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- Think tank.
- What the hell
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- is a think tank?
- It's where people sit around
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- and think.
- That's the Alibi.
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[car horn honks]
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Frank!
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Frank.
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[engine hums]
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I went to confession.
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Father reminded me
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that an eye for an eye only
makes the whole world blind.
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And Kyle told me
I need to let it go.
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He was not happy.
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He wants to kill you himself
when he gets out.
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Oh, well, I'll tell his parole
board to keep me posted.
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Are you okay?
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Reasonable.
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Good chow.
Lotta sleep.
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Too much talking, but...
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Maybe when I get back
from Puerto Rico,
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we can grab a coffee?
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What's in Puerto Rico?
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My family's estate.
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I spend the winters
down there.
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Huh.
When you going?
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This afternoon.
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I'll come find you
when I get back, okay?
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Okay.
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- [car door opens, closes]
- Safe travels.
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♪ funky music ♪
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♪♪♪
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Ha ha ha.
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- [distant chatter]
- [man] Hold on a sec.
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Okay.
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[chatter continues]
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Hey, Milton.
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Oh, what's up, Lip?
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What up, man?
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I thought you were, uh,
in the Persian Gulf
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- or some shit.
- On leave.
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Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So what's goin' on?
Y-your dad's movin' out?
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Moved on--funeral
was a few days ago.
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Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man.
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That's fine.
He was sick for a while.
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Now I gotta try
to get rid of all this stuff,
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try to sell this dump.
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Are you still livin'
that same house with Frank?
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Yeah, unfortunately,
he's still alive, so...
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Damn.
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That's a surprise.
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Hey, man,
how much you askin'?
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No idea.
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We got mold behind the walls,
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roof leaks.
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Rat shit everywhere.
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Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix
before my leave's up.
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Yeah, I wouldn't
put too much into it.
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Some yuppie's just gonna
buy it and gut it anyway.
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Mm. I don't have time
for this shit.
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- Gotta get back to base.
- San Diego?
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- Norfolk.
- Right, yeah, no, that's--
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that's right.
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All right, well,
hey, I'm sorry again.
254
00:10:09,345 --> 00:10:12,220
- Be good, yeah?
- Thanks, man.
255
00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:13,720
[Milton] Hey, asshole,
just kick it
256
00:10:13,804 --> 00:10:16,053
onto the truck next time--
you'll do less damage.
257
00:10:16,136 --> 00:10:19,303
♪ rock music ♪
258
00:10:19,387 --> 00:10:21,512
You were pretty hard
on those real estate people.
259
00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:23,095
What's up with
the open house thing?
260
00:10:23,178 --> 00:10:25,136
You ask a lotta questions,
Gallagher.
261
00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,679
You know who asks questions?
262
00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,095
Cops.
263
00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:35,970
[Vin] Look at this asshole
parked in the alley.
264
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,011
[bangs on truck]
Yo, hold up!
265
00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,095
You a cop, Carl?
266
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,845
Hell, no.
267
00:10:49,178 --> 00:10:51,220
Come on, man.
268
00:10:51,303 --> 00:10:54,011
♪ rock music ♪
269
00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:56,512
[taps truck twice]
270
00:10:56,595 --> 00:11:00,095
♪♪♪
271
00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:01,929
[knock on door]
272
00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,970
[TV playing softly]
273
00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:09,053
[Debbie]
Ugh, what do you want?
274
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,428
Sorry to interrupt
crack baby time.
275
00:11:11,512 --> 00:11:13,136
Hey, Franny, this is
this is what happens
276
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,845
when you hook up
with a conniving bitch.
277
00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:16,553
She blackmails you.
278
00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:18,095
And when you're a ghetto
whore teen mom,
279
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,387
you become a prostitute
so you can pay your bills.
280
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,095
[Debbie]
What are you doing here?
281
00:11:22,178 --> 00:11:24,637
- I bought you a gift.
- How sweet of you.
282
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,637
Now, I figured you
probably wouldn't have
283
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,428
anything nice
to wear to the dance,
284
00:11:28,512 --> 00:11:31,303
since they don't sell
formal wear at Costco.
285
00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:32,762
A tuxedo?
286
00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:34,470
You want me to wear
this to the dance?
287
00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:35,970
Yeah.
I'm wearin' the dress.
288
00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:38,220
- [scoffs]
- [laughs] My mom text you?
289
00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:40,470
She wants me to meet her
at some boutique.
290
00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:41,929
Yeah, don't do it.
291
00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,679
She wants to buy me
a birthday gift
292
00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:45,428
to give to her even though
I already got her one.
293
00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:46,929
What'd you get her?
294
00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:49,136
A T-shirt
I was gonna give to Goodwill.
295
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,136
- Thoughtful.
- She doesn't care.
296
00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,762
She'll buy herself something,
wrap it,
297
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,178
hand it to me, and then
I'll hand it back to her
298
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:56,679
and say, "Happy birthday."
299
00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:58,095
It's such bullshit.
300
00:11:58,178 --> 00:12:00,470
[Debbie] Should I get her
something too?
301
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,470
No. No, she'll pick
something out for you
302
00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:04,345
then pay for it
just so she can say,
303
00:12:04,428 --> 00:12:07,762
"Look what Debbie
got me for my birthday."
304
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:09,011
Okay.
305
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,428
See you
at the Chastain Hotel.
306
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,136
Seven p.m.
Don't be late.
307
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,178
♪ light music ♪
308
00:12:16,261 --> 00:12:21,178
♪♪♪
309
00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:24,845
What do ya think?
310
00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:28,261
♪♪♪
311
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,887
I'm sending a letter
to the "Player Gazette"
312
00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:34,845
about my pending retirement
from the game I love.
313
00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:36,679
- [laughs] What?
- Can we hear it?
314
00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,720
[clears throat]
315
00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:41,470
"Dear basketball..."
316
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,970
That's all I have
so far.
317
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,095
- [Tommy] Good start, though.
- [Kermit] Promising.
318
00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:47,387
It's not even mine.
I stole it from Kobe.
319
00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:50,053
Plus, apparently,
I need reading glasses now?
320
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,845
God, gettin' old sucks.
321
00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:54,220
The other day, I found hair
in my ear--lots a hair.
322
00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:57,178
- Oh, it gets worse.
- Half my life is over.
323
00:12:57,261 --> 00:12:58,762
More than half.
324
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,887
- What? I'm only 38.
- The life expectancy
325
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,220
for an average white man
is 76.
326
00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,845
- Exactly.
- The life expectancy
327
00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:07,929
for a poor white man
from the South Side is 70
328
00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:09,887
- if you're lucky.
- [Kermit] Shit, am I dead?
329
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,512
[Veronica] I'm just saying
you're definitely
330
00:13:11,595 --> 00:13:13,053
coming down the mountain.
331
00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:14,804
[Kev],
V, that's why we gotta expand,
332
00:13:14,887 --> 00:13:18,512
increase our revenue
so we can retire by 60.
333
00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:20,011
Live a little before we die.
334
00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:21,804
Retirement
is for rich people.
335
00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:24,720
Poor people drop dead
on the job.
336
00:13:29,095 --> 00:13:31,929
- What is happening?
- Just a little bit a research.
337
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,261
How's the guest list
coming?
338
00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:35,553
- What?
- For the wedding.
339
00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:37,303
Who you inviting?
340
00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:38,720
- Uh, I don't have a list.
- Well, you need a list.
341
00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,345
I mean, if I don't know
how many people
342
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,804
are comin' to the wedding,
how do I know
343
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,178
what size venue we need
for the reception?
344
00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:44,470
We're having a reception?
At a venue?
345
00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:46,261
We're having a wedding
wedding?
346
00:13:46,345 --> 00:13:48,303
Jesus Christ, do you think this
stuff just magically happens?
347
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:51,095
- You gotta plan shit.
- A month ago, you were ready
348
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,261
to get hitched at City Hall and
now you want a real wedding?
349
00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:55,261
A lot can happen in a month.
For example,
350
00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:57,053
your fuckhead dad threatenin'
to murder you again
351
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,470
'cause you're gay.
352
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:01,220
That's what this
is about--Terry?
353
00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,762
Yup. Anything to make that
miserable fuck more miserable.
354
00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:06,303
So gimme your guest list,
I'll work on your vows,
355
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,804
and I will follow up
with the soloist.
356
00:14:08,887 --> 00:14:11,095
- W-A fucking soloist?
- Yeah, not just any soloist.
357
00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:13,762
Motherfucker needs to be able
to rock Livin' on a Prayer,
358
00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:15,553
acoustic, hard.
Also, I'm gonna want
359
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,387
a shit-ton a candles,
so get those, uh...
360
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,512
[snaps] church boys ready.
361
00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,387
- Acolytes?
- I don't care
362
00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,261
what they're called--the little
shits that light the candles.
363
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,762
You know?
364
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,512
[paper tears]
Here ya go.
365
00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:28,595
Wrote it down for ya.
366
00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:30,220
Oh, well, this is cute.
367
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,804
Hey, why do you buy
Julia's gifts for her?
368
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:34,762
Because, if I leave it
up to her,
369
00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:36,762
she'll just give me
some unthoughtful
370
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:39,178
piece of junk--if she
gives me anything at all.
371
00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:40,679
Oh.
372
00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,345
Do you have plans
tonight?
373
00:14:42,428 --> 00:14:43,804
Tonight?
Why?
374
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,512
Well, I'm having dinner
with my friends
375
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,762
to celebrate my birthday--
nothing fancy--
376
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,804
but it'd be so much
more fun if you were there.
377
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,595
[small laugh] I thought
we were celebrating
378
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,470
- your birthday tomorrow.
- Yeah, Tasha has to
379
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:55,637
go outta town for work,
so we moved it to tonight.
380
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,345
Uh...just tonight
I-I have family stuff.
381
00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:01,220
You know, Franny.
382
00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:03,512
I would pay for a sitter.
383
00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:06,011
And everyone
is dying to meet you.
384
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,679
Plus, Julia can't come.
385
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,220
She's going
to some dance thing.
386
00:15:10,303 --> 00:15:12,261
Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry,
I-I really wish I could.
387
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,553
You know what?
It's no big deal.
388
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:17,011
We'll just celebrate it
without you.
389
00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:19,470
Well, you and I can still
celebrate tomorrow night,
390
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,595
- right?
- Ugh, no, thanks.
391
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,845
At my age, one birthday party
is painful enough.
392
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:25,303
It's fine.
393
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:28,720
I don't need my girlfriend
at my birthday party.
394
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,220
Uh...
395
00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,428
how 'bout I see
what I can do?
396
00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:35,720
Really?
Are you sure?
397
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,679
Yeah, no, it's your friends
and your birthday dinner.
398
00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,762
I can't miss that, right?
399
00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:43,428
Oh, my God, that would be
the best gift ever.
400
00:15:43,512 --> 00:15:45,053
[laughs] I mean,
besides this bag
401
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:47,136
I'm going to buy you
to give me.
402
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,220
[small laugh]
Since it's your birthday,
403
00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:50,804
there's one condition.
404
00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:52,804
I get to pick
the restaurant.
405
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:55,553
Of course.
406
00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:57,887
[exhales]
407
00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,887
♪ funky rock music ♪
408
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,762
♪ Oh ♪
409
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:06,637
♪ Oh oh ♪
410
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,720
♪ percussive rhythm ♪
411
00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:15,011
♪♪♪
412
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,095
♪ Hey, yeah-ea-ah ♪
413
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:34,762
♪ Hey,
yeah-ea-ah ♪
414
00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:39,512
♪♪♪
415
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:46,637
[doorbell tune ringing]
416
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,011
Hello!
417
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,553
- [continues knocking]
- Anybody home?
418
00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,095
[glass clattering under feet]
419
00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:23,470
Hello!
420
00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,261
Anybody home?
421
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,178
Ha ha ha!
422
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:46,845
Hoo, yeah!
423
00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:48,637
Yeah!
424
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,387
♪ light music ♪
425
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:56,595
♪♪♪
426
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,595
[eerie cry]
427
00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:04,637
Whoa!
428
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,512
Easy, ladies.
429
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,804
What's up, boss?
430
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,679
[Carl]
What's up?
431
00:18:23,762 --> 00:18:25,804
Otis wants you
to bust into that house
432
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,929
and take a shit
in the living room.
433
00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:31,637
Why do I need to take
a shit in their living room?
434
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,387
Because Otis told you to.
435
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:37,220
What if I don't need
to take a shit?
436
00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:39,053
When Otis says take a shit,
437
00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:40,970
your only question
should be, "How big?"
438
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,637
You wanna prove
you're not a cop,
439
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,762
shit in the living room.
440
00:18:46,595 --> 00:18:48,261
I don't need it.
441
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:53,470
♪ edgy pop music ♪
442
00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:58,804
♪♪♪
443
00:19:03,136 --> 00:19:07,679
♪ Ooh ♪
444
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:12,345
♪♪♪
445
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,095
♪ I'm a boss, baby
baby, I'm a boss ♪
446
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:18,595
♪ I'm a boss, baby baby,
I'm a boss ♪
447
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,720
♪ I'm a
oh oh oh oh ♪
448
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,011
♪ Ooh ♪
449
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,804
[hoarsely] Ahh.
[clears throat]
450
00:19:23,887 --> 00:19:28,345
♪♪♪
451
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:34,095
♪ Oh ♪
452
00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:39,053
♪♪♪
453
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,345
[music stops]
454
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,303
[doorbell rings]
455
00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:43,929
[pounding on door]
456
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:45,887
- [ringing]
- [pounding]
457
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,387
[pounding continues]
458
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:02,512
[Frank] Oh, damn!
459
00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:04,387
I been to every home
in Glencoe
460
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,261
looking for you--finally found
the one with the Rolls Royce.
461
00:20:07,345 --> 00:20:08,887
Were you followed--Does
anyone else know I'm here?
462
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,136
- Nobody.
- Whaddaya want?
463
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,345
I need you to sign a form
at my school
464
00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:15,011
or else I can't go anymore.
465
00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:16,970
Well, why would I do that?
466
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,553
I wanna go to school,
Frank.
467
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,387
Well, people in Hell
want cold beer.
468
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,804
What's in it for me?
469
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,011
I'll call Child Services.
470
00:20:24,095 --> 00:20:26,428
You're my father.
You've abandoned me.
471
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,011
Well played, son.
472
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:33,261
But I'm re-abandoning you
right after this is done.
473
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:35,929
Wait outside.
I used a different entrance.
474
00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:42,970
♪♪♪
475
00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:45,679
Hey, so there's this house
over on Kingscross.
476
00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:47,679
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
477
00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:50,178
You know, it's a total dump,
but, uh,
478
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:52,845
you know, it's probably
gonna go for nothin',
479
00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,720
and, uh, with a little
bit a work,
480
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,345
could be nice.
481
00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:58,512
You thinking about buyin'
a house in the South Side
482
00:20:58,595 --> 00:21:00,804
even though you're
movin' to Milwaukee?
483
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,345
No. No, no, no.
484
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,095
I was just thinkin',
you know,
485
00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:07,136
could be a good investment
for somebody, though.
486
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,220
[sniffs]
You know, fix it up,
487
00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:10,553
flip it.
488
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,095
Did you ever do
anything like that?
489
00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:14,804
[laughs]
490
00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:17,512
I never have to worry about
what I would or wouldn't do.
491
00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:20,261
Mr. Tamietti paid
the down payment on my house,
492
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,887
loaned me the money
to start Born Free.
493
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:25,387
He decides what I do.
494
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:28,053
I'm the definition
of limited options.
495
00:21:30,136 --> 00:21:31,553
- Hi.
- [Brad] Hi, Tam.
496
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:32,970
Hey.
497
00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:36,720
I gave notice
at the salon today.
498
00:21:36,804 --> 00:21:40,011
Which means I told Liza
to eat shit and die.
499
00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:41,303
- [Tami laughs]
- Oh, wow.
500
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,887
Really?
Yeah?
501
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,512
Burned that bridge!
502
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,261
Ah...ha.
503
00:21:46,345 --> 00:21:47,929
Nice one.
Congrats.
504
00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:50,178
And I found a salon
near Nana's place
505
00:21:50,261 --> 00:21:52,095
where I can
rent out a chair.
506
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,720
Wow, already?
Really--wow--Yeah.
507
00:21:53,804 --> 00:21:55,095
- Mm-hmm.
- That's sweet.
508
00:21:55,178 --> 00:21:57,011
[gasps]
Oh, also,
509
00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:59,929
my Uncle Will works at
Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee.
510
00:22:00,011 --> 00:22:01,762
Says they're always
looking for new mechanics.
511
00:22:01,845 --> 00:22:04,345
I mean, I could have my dad
give him a call.
512
00:22:06,512 --> 00:22:09,261
Uh...what's going on?
513
00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:10,679
What's goin' on?
Nothin'.
514
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,220
Yeah, I'm workin'.
Why?
515
00:22:12,303 --> 00:22:14,011
You're being weird.
516
00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:15,762
Yeah, no, sorry, I just--
I just remembered
517
00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:17,679
I gotta close the loop
on a couple things,
518
00:22:17,762 --> 00:22:19,261
so...
519
00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:21,095
What loops?
520
00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:23,220
Look, I just quit
my job.
521
00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:24,762
Oh, yeah, I know.
522
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,136
Uh, it's all good,
all right?
523
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,804
Everything's...
everything's fine.
524
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,512
What?
525
00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:34,553
Uh...ooh, nothin', uh...
526
00:22:34,637 --> 00:22:36,011
nothin'.
527
00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:38,136
Nothin'.
528
00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:44,387
It's got, uh, two beds,
one bath,
529
00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:48,970
and, you know, I mean, I--
i-it needs some work, but...
530
00:22:49,053 --> 00:22:50,970
well, it's a good house.
531
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,303
Now, what do you
think?
532
00:22:56,428 --> 00:22:59,345
This place
is a shithole.
533
00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:02,178
Well, I-I'm just lookin'
at options, all right?
534
00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:04,470
I mean, did you know
that Milwaukee
535
00:23:04,553 --> 00:23:06,512
gets even colder than
Chicago in the wintertime?
536
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,637
And-and you know that
we're gonna be the ones
537
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,804
that have to check in
on your nana every week
538
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,345
at the old folks' home
and anytime she needs anything.
539
00:23:13,428 --> 00:23:16,053
Uh-huh.
540
00:23:17,261 --> 00:23:19,261
Look, I don't know--
honestly, I feel kinda guilty,
541
00:23:19,345 --> 00:23:21,553
you know, takin' charity
from your family.
542
00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:27,470
[huffs]
You gotta be kidding me.
543
00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:30,261
It's what--100 feet
from your family's house?
544
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:42,220
What about a tire store?
545
00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,512
- [Veronica] No!
- [Tommy] Ah, wow...
546
00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,845
[Kev] Barber shop?
547
00:23:46,929 --> 00:23:49,095
Nail salon.
548
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,053
[TV plays in background]
549
00:23:51,136 --> 00:23:52,053
Dreams are stupid.
550
00:23:52,136 --> 00:23:54,136
Dreams aren't stupid.
551
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,053
- Stupid ideas are stupid.
- [loud sigh]
552
00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:58,136
Nail salon...but for men.
553
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,595
[Tommy] We could definitely
use another Subway.
554
00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:01,428
Or a check-cashing place.
555
00:24:01,512 --> 00:24:02,970
[Veronica] We don't need
another check-cashing place.
556
00:24:03,053 --> 00:24:06,345
Plus, all those things require
big start-up costs.
557
00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:07,720
V, we should contact
that realtor.
558
00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:09,261
That place is gonna
rent out soon.
559
00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:10,720
You don't even have
a business plan.
560
00:24:10,804 --> 00:24:12,553
The business plan
is to rent out the place.
561
00:24:12,637 --> 00:24:14,387
[Veronica] Not until you know
what kinda business
562
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,512
you wanna start
and how much it's gonna cost
563
00:24:16,595 --> 00:24:18,637
to get it up and running--
inventory, labor--
564
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,470
a business plan.
565
00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:25,929
- Keg's kicked.
- Oh--I have an idea.
566
00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:28,136
How 'bout a business
where you sell beer,
567
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,804
and when the keg is empty,
you replace it.
568
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,428
- I got it.
- [clang]
569
00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:38,345
I think that fulfills
my fatherly obligation.
570
00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:39,762
Congratulations, son.
571
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,720
You get to keep goin'
to school.
572
00:24:41,804 --> 00:24:43,720
See ya.
573
00:24:43,804 --> 00:24:45,303
Frank, wait.
574
00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:49,095
That new house that you're
living in is pretty sweet.
575
00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:52,720
Bet they have good schools.
I wanna live with you.
576
00:24:52,804 --> 00:24:54,470
Oh...I bet ya do.
577
00:24:54,553 --> 00:24:57,428
Unfortunately, pal,
we just don't have the space.
578
00:24:57,512 --> 00:24:59,345
I need you
on the South Side
579
00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:01,303
lookin' after the-
the business.
580
00:25:01,387 --> 00:25:02,512
What business?
581
00:25:02,595 --> 00:25:04,303
Finding easy,
innovative ways
582
00:25:04,387 --> 00:25:06,136
to make money
without working.
583
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,512
That's the Gallagher
family business.
584
00:25:08,595 --> 00:25:11,261
I built it from scratch.
I put in the hours.
585
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:14,470
Turned it into the thriving
racket you see today.
586
00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,345
And now,
as Chairman Emeritus,
587
00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:20,053
I'm naming you
my successor.
588
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:22,970
But I miss you.
589
00:25:24,595 --> 00:25:27,053
[laughing]
590
00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:28,887
Nice try, son.
591
00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,178
[laughing]
"I miss you."
592
00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:33,053
Yeah...
[laughing]
593
00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:36,136
[continues laughing]
594
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,970
[engine turns, revs]
595
00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:40,845
[muttering]
[laughing] "Miss you."
596
00:25:43,637 --> 00:25:45,470
[man] A true gentleman
should be able
597
00:25:45,553 --> 00:25:47,303
to tie a proper bow tie,
full stop.
598
00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:49,136
Only a schoolboy
should ever
599
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:50,762
- ever be allowed to wear...
- [knock on door]
600
00:25:50,845 --> 00:25:53,679
It's open!
601
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,470
- Hey.
- Hey.
602
00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:57,720
- [door closes]
- [video continues]
603
00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:00,387
- That's a lotta
wedding rings.
604
00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,345
It's for Mickey.
605
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,011
He said he wanted
to see some options.
606
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:05,220
Something borrowed,
right?
607
00:26:05,303 --> 00:26:08,220
Or stolen from Zales.
608
00:26:08,303 --> 00:26:09,845
I'm gonna return them.
609
00:26:09,929 --> 00:26:12,053
[man] ...your tie
around your neck.
610
00:26:12,136 --> 00:26:14,970
What the hell
are you watching?
611
00:26:15,053 --> 00:26:17,261
Trying to figure out
how to tie a bow tie.
612
00:26:17,345 --> 00:26:19,637
I know how to tie
a bow tie.
613
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,011
- Really?
- Yeah.
614
00:26:21,095 --> 00:26:24,178
[video continues]
615
00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:28,637
[man] Adjust the tie
so the right side
616
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,011
is an inch to an inch
and a half longer.
617
00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:31,845
There you go.
618
00:26:31,929 --> 00:26:34,053
Beautiful.
619
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:36,053
What's this for?
620
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,053
- Homecoming dance.
- Why in the hell
621
00:26:38,136 --> 00:26:39,512
are you going
to a homecoming dance?
622
00:26:39,595 --> 00:26:41,053
It's not my choice.
623
00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:43,595
This girl I know, Julia,
is wearing the dress.
624
00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:45,303
Why does she
get to wear the dress?
625
00:26:45,387 --> 00:26:47,553
Is this some kind of
power move?
626
00:26:47,637 --> 00:26:49,595
I don't know, but if
her wearing a dress
627
00:26:49,679 --> 00:26:52,053
makes her feel powerful,
then good for her.
628
00:26:52,136 --> 00:26:53,887
Maybe that's
the final wave.
629
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,095
I don't know
what that means.
630
00:26:56,178 --> 00:26:58,136
The problem is,
I also have a dinner tonight
631
00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,970
with Julia's mom.
632
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,929
And neither one knows
about the other?
633
00:27:03,095 --> 00:27:04,303
[laughs]
634
00:27:04,387 --> 00:27:05,970
[tch]
You little slut.
635
00:27:06,053 --> 00:27:06,970
[both chuckle]
636
00:27:07,053 --> 00:27:09,804
I try.
637
00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:13,053
- We really need flowers?
- Hell, yeah.
638
00:27:13,136 --> 00:27:14,720
Stargazer lilies,
motherfucker.
639
00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:16,303
How can I help you?
640
00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:18,053
Hey, so, uh,
I'm gettin' married,
641
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,011
and we'd love to see
what you have
642
00:27:20,095 --> 00:27:22,053
in the way of
Stargazer lilies.
643
00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:24,845
[clerk] Let me show you
some photos.
644
00:27:29,345 --> 00:27:31,095
This is the Sierra Sunset...
645
00:27:31,178 --> 00:27:33,553
- Mm-hmm.
- And this is what we call
646
00:27:33,637 --> 00:27:35,512
- Beyond Blue.
- That's gorgeous.
647
00:27:35,595 --> 00:27:37,595
Especially because we get them
at the perfect time--
648
00:27:37,679 --> 00:27:39,261
right before they open,
649
00:27:39,345 --> 00:27:41,804
so they're spectacular
on your blessed day.
650
00:27:41,887 --> 00:27:43,679
Yeah, I bet.
651
00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:45,428
Hey, I like the...
blue ones.
652
00:27:45,512 --> 00:27:47,053
- Yeah?
- Sure.
653
00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:49,762
- Are you the best man?
- Uh, no, I'm the...
654
00:27:49,845 --> 00:27:52,095
the groom?
The official partner.
655
00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:55,512
I don't know--we haven't
really talked about it yet.
656
00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,428
So you're...
657
00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:59,261
h-homosexuals?
658
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,637
No, well, he is--I just like
having another man's dick
659
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,637
- in my ass.
- I'm s-sorry.
660
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,136
I'm afraid we don't
do business with your...
661
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,929
With your what?
662
00:28:09,011 --> 00:28:11,345
- Uh, w-we don't believe...
- Finishing sentences,
663
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,345
- Grandma?
- [Ian] Mickey.
664
00:28:12,428 --> 00:28:14,261
That what you don't
believe in?
665
00:28:14,345 --> 00:28:15,387
- Sodomy is a sin.
666
00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:16,470
You know what else
is a sin?
667
00:28:16,553 --> 00:28:18,011
Stabbing a fucking bitch
in the heart--
668
00:28:18,095 --> 00:28:19,762
- [Ian] Okay--yeah.
- That's a sin!
669
00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:21,303
Gonna sodomize you,
you wrinkly fucking Q-tip.
670
00:28:21,387 --> 00:28:22,720
- [Ian] No.
- I'm gonna come back
671
00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:24,220
and carve my initials
in your fuckin' gums!
672
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:27,178
[TV drones in background]
673
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,178
Kevin.
My man.
674
00:28:32,762 --> 00:28:34,178
Oh, God.
675
00:28:34,261 --> 00:28:35,303
Dude, I've been
texting you.
676
00:28:35,387 --> 00:28:36,470
Did you get my texts?
677
00:28:36,553 --> 00:28:38,762
No. I blocked
your phone number.
678
00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:40,387
W--Okay, look...
[light laugh]
679
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,011
I'm sorry about
the other night.
680
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,512
I know things got
a little, uh...
681
00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:44,845
Racist?
682
00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:47,804
Yeah, we thought
when a poor couple
683
00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:50,303
- agrees to be auctioned off--
- No.
684
00:28:50,387 --> 00:28:52,011
Again, sorry.
685
00:28:52,095 --> 00:28:53,845
I'm only here to claim
the other thing
686
00:28:53,929 --> 00:28:55,261
that we won
at the auction.
687
00:28:55,345 --> 00:28:57,011
What?
688
00:28:57,095 --> 00:28:59,428
My personal training
session.
689
00:28:59,512 --> 00:29:01,637
- Huh?
- Yeah, you said at the auction
690
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,512
the winner gets
a personal training session.
691
00:29:06,470 --> 00:29:07,929
Right now?
692
00:29:08,011 --> 00:29:09,679
I'm bored with my trainer
at Equinox.
693
00:29:09,762 --> 00:29:11,845
He's always late because
he's training some guys
694
00:29:11,929 --> 00:29:13,512
from the Bulls before me.
695
00:29:13,595 --> 00:29:15,553
Look, I can always
come back if you're busy,
696
00:29:15,637 --> 00:29:17,762
but I--
[sighs] I--
697
00:29:17,845 --> 00:29:19,595
No. No, no, no.
698
00:29:19,679 --> 00:29:21,261
You know what?
699
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:23,011
Right now
is a perfect time.
700
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,095
We just got a delivery.
Follow me.
701
00:29:25,178 --> 00:29:29,220
♪♪♪
702
00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:31,845
I start every workout
with what I like to call
703
00:29:31,929 --> 00:29:33,804
keg lifts--simple.
All you gotta do
704
00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:35,887
is take these kegs
into the bar.
705
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:37,679
It's great for your core.
706
00:29:37,762 --> 00:29:40,220
- Does that really work
- [Kev] Look at me, Lorne.
707
00:29:40,303 --> 00:29:42,095
Never step foot
in a gym.
708
00:29:42,178 --> 00:29:43,804
Wow.
709
00:29:43,887 --> 00:29:45,720
Okay.
710
00:29:45,804 --> 00:29:48,970
♪ upbeat music ♪
711
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:51,220
Yeah, use your legs,
not your back.
712
00:29:51,303 --> 00:29:53,178
There ya go.
713
00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:54,762
All right.
714
00:29:54,845 --> 00:29:56,345
Flex your base.
715
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,762
[strained groan]
716
00:29:57,845 --> 00:30:02,804
♪♪♪
717
00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:21,929
[door hinges creak]
718
00:30:22,011 --> 00:30:24,428
♪ classical music ♪
719
00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:29,637
♪♪♪
720
00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:43,845
[music continues]
721
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,345
Hello?
722
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,053
Anybody home?
723
00:30:48,136 --> 00:30:51,136
♪ operatic singing ♪
724
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:56,178
♪♪♪
725
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,637
Hello?
726
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,095
♪♪♪
727
00:31:02,178 --> 00:31:03,720
[murmurs]
728
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,470
[operatic singing
continues]
729
00:31:07,553 --> 00:31:12,720
♪♪♪
730
00:31:15,512 --> 00:31:16,970
[huffs]
731
00:31:17,053 --> 00:31:21,970
♪♪♪
732
00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:27,387
[music stops]
733
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:31,178
[clock ticking]
734
00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:44,387
There ya go.
735
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,553
Only eight more kegs.
All right.
736
00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:48,053
Good.
737
00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:50,387
All right,
all right, all right.
738
00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:52,679
- Bro, do you even lift?
- [panting]
739
00:31:52,762 --> 00:31:54,261
[murmurs, panting]
Uh, Pilates...
740
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,011
and I play squash.
741
00:31:56,095 --> 00:31:57,887
What the fuck is squash?
All right, man, here we go.
742
00:31:57,970 --> 00:31:59,345
We're gonna burn
some muscles.
743
00:31:59,428 --> 00:32:01,095
[exhales through teeth]
744
00:32:01,178 --> 00:32:02,637
Like that.
Keep your back straight.
745
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,428
Use your legs.
Don't forget to breathe.
746
00:32:05,512 --> 00:32:06,845
All right, all right,
okay.
747
00:32:06,929 --> 00:32:08,679
- Uhhh...
- [Kev] Wow!
748
00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,720
- All right, good.
- [Lorne groans]
749
00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:12,512
- Uh...oh...uh...
- [Kev] See?
750
00:32:12,595 --> 00:32:14,804
Now you know it's workin'
751
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:16,845
How can you be a florist
752
00:32:16,929 --> 00:32:18,595
and not do business
with the gays?
753
00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:20,804
Doesn't matter, all right?
She'll be dead soon anyway.
754
00:32:20,887 --> 00:32:22,595
Whatever--you lined up
a caterer, right?
755
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,470
- Yes.
- You got the Chiavari chairs?
756
00:32:24,553 --> 00:32:26,303
- Yes!
- Gold ones with the white
757
00:32:26,387 --> 00:32:28,303
- cushions?
- Yes!
758
00:32:39,470 --> 00:32:40,804
It's about time.
759
00:32:40,887 --> 00:32:42,720
Kay, I took a shit
in somebody's living room.
760
00:32:42,804 --> 00:32:44,553
What the fuck's going on?
761
00:32:47,303 --> 00:32:50,136
[Vin] Let's just say
the Department of Sanitation
762
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,720
runs this town.
763
00:32:54,845 --> 00:32:56,428
[door bell jingles]
764
00:32:56,512 --> 00:32:58,762
[background chatter]
765
00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:00,512
[TV in background]
766
00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:02,845
V, Lorne went on social media
767
00:33:02,929 --> 00:33:05,845
and said it was the best
workout he's ever had.
768
00:33:05,929 --> 00:33:07,470
Now all his yuppie friends
wanna train with me.
769
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,220
I just got two texts.
This could be huge.
770
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:12,095
- Wow, two texts.
- This is it, V.
771
00:33:12,178 --> 00:33:15,428
I found my calling.
This is my next chapter.
772
00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:17,595
Like when Ditka
retired from coaching,
773
00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:18,762
opened a steakhouse.
774
00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:20,387
Yeah, what's the name
a that place?
775
00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:21,887
Ditka's.
776
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:24,220
So a full keg
is about 160 pounds.
777
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:27,053
- This is about a 50?
- [Veronica] That is not a 50.
778
00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:28,929
That is $200 worth of beer.
Put that back.
779
00:33:29,011 --> 00:33:31,261
V, I can't use empty kegs.
780
00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,011
- They're like 30 pounds.
- Too bad.
781
00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:37,220
V...the longest part
of a journey
782
00:33:37,303 --> 00:33:39,679
is always the first step.
783
00:33:39,762 --> 00:33:41,970
- Says who?
- Fortune cookie.
784
00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:44,970
This is it, V--some people
wait their entire lives
785
00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:46,970
for a moment like this,
a moment of clarity.
786
00:33:47,053 --> 00:33:50,261
[TV announcer
continues in background]
787
00:33:50,345 --> 00:33:52,053
[announcer] Sanders
doesn't like what he sees.
788
00:33:52,136 --> 00:33:54,220
- [commotion]
- [overlapping yelling]
789
00:33:54,303 --> 00:33:57,553
That's a lotta people
to hunt one fox.
790
00:33:57,637 --> 00:33:59,970
Not a fair fight.
791
00:34:00,053 --> 00:34:02,470
[Mame]... in front
of all these people.
792
00:34:02,553 --> 00:34:05,345
Fix the animal in the eye
with a masterful gaze.
793
00:34:05,428 --> 00:34:07,178
The boots don't fit.
794
00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:08,679
[laughs]
795
00:34:08,762 --> 00:34:11,804
[piano playing classical music]
796
00:34:11,887 --> 00:34:13,303
♪♪♪
797
00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:14,637
[click]
798
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,929
♪♪♪
799
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,762
[music stops]
800
00:34:37,428 --> 00:34:40,595
♪ suspenseful music ♪
801
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:45,595
♪♪♪
802
00:35:06,303 --> 00:35:08,720
[plays notes]
♪♪♪
803
00:35:08,804 --> 00:35:11,553
♪ tense, suspenseful music ♪
804
00:35:11,637 --> 00:35:16,804
♪♪♪
805
00:35:32,595 --> 00:35:34,470
Shit.
806
00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:40,970
[rap music ring tone]
807
00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:43,261
- Hello?
- [Frank] Hey, buddy.
808
00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:45,095
It's your dear old dad.
How you doin'?
809
00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:46,595
What do you want, Frank?
810
00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:49,470
Um...boy, it was great
seeing ya today.
811
00:35:49,553 --> 00:35:51,261
You're drunk, right?
812
00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:54,553
Ha ha ha ha.
You, growin' up so fast.
813
00:35:54,637 --> 00:35:56,220
Uh...it got me to thinkin'.
814
00:35:56,303 --> 00:35:58,303
I-I'd love to spend
more time together.
815
00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:00,887
- When?
- How 'bout right now?
816
00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:03,136
It took me hours
to get there this morning.
817
00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,136
So, uh, so I'll see ya
in a few hours?
818
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:08,512
No way.
Maybe tomorrow after school.
819
00:36:08,595 --> 00:36:12,178
Uh, I was...I was hopin'
you'd get here before dark.
820
00:36:12,261 --> 00:36:13,804
- That's all.
- Sorry.
821
00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:15,512
Hey, Liam.
822
00:36:15,595 --> 00:36:16,679
What?
823
00:36:16,762 --> 00:36:20,345
Uh...I miss you.
824
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,637
Right.
825
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,387
Bye, Frank.
826
00:36:24,387 --> 00:36:27,970
♪ tense music ♪
827
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:33,178
♪♪♪
828
00:36:39,804 --> 00:36:41,720
So, what do you
think?
829
00:36:43,053 --> 00:36:45,261
What are these?
830
00:36:45,345 --> 00:36:47,178
They're the chairs
you wanted.
831
00:36:47,261 --> 00:36:49,595
Was I not clear?
832
00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:51,804
Where the fuck...
833
00:36:51,887 --> 00:36:53,303
are the Chiavari chairs?
834
00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:56,470
- These are the Chiavaris.
- You shut the fuck up.
835
00:36:56,553 --> 00:36:59,345
You...I could not
have been more specific.
836
00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:01,804
I asked you to find me
a caterer
837
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,053
who had the gold Chiavaris
838
00:37:04,136 --> 00:37:05,845
with the white cushions.
839
00:37:05,929 --> 00:37:07,845
You had one job.
840
00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:09,679
Uh, that was my fault, I...
thought we had those,
841
00:37:09,762 --> 00:37:11,220
but I was mistaken.
842
00:37:11,303 --> 00:37:13,345
[Ian] But I-I think that
any of these could work--
843
00:37:13,428 --> 00:37:15,804
God damn it, why does
everything always have to suck?
844
00:37:15,887 --> 00:37:17,762
This is my fucking
wedding day!
845
00:37:17,845 --> 00:37:20,720
For one day.
For one day
846
00:37:20,804 --> 00:37:23,679
can I have the gold...
Chiavaris
847
00:37:23,762 --> 00:37:25,845
with the white cushions?!
848
00:37:25,929 --> 00:37:27,512
[chair pieces clattering]
849
00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:29,845
- I mean, I-I can call around--
- I thought I told you
850
00:37:29,929 --> 00:37:31,804
to shut the fuck up!
Are you retarded?
851
00:37:31,887 --> 00:37:33,178
- Uh...
- Huh, Brooks?
852
00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:35,053
- Answer me!
- Uh, yes.
853
00:37:35,136 --> 00:37:36,428
- Yes, you're retarded!
- I'm retarded.
854
00:37:36,512 --> 00:37:39,345
Which is why we had
the fucking mix-up!
855
00:37:42,345 --> 00:37:44,845
- I'm sorry.
- [chair piece clatters]
856
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,011
This is my fault.
857
00:37:47,095 --> 00:37:49,220
I put too much on your plate.
858
00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:03,470
Hey.
859
00:38:05,929 --> 00:38:07,845
- Did you find Frank?
- Yeah.
860
00:38:07,929 --> 00:38:10,053
Where is everybody?
861
00:38:10,136 --> 00:38:12,220
[sighs]
862
00:38:12,303 --> 00:38:15,637
Debbie went to a dance,
Carl's at work,
863
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,428
Ian's with Mickey,
Fiona moved,
864
00:38:18,512 --> 00:38:20,970
and now you're moving
to Milwaukee.
865
00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:24,970
You gonna be
all right, buddy?
866
00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,512
Yeah.
867
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:29,011
I'm just gonna miss
everyone being around.
868
00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:34,512
Cheers.
869
00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:42,220
- [women chuckling]
- Oh, look at this bag
870
00:38:42,303 --> 00:38:44,553
that Debbie got me
for my birthday.
871
00:38:44,637 --> 00:38:46,720
- [Madison] That is so cute!
- [Tasha] Oh, my God!
872
00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:48,053
I know, I love it.
873
00:38:48,136 --> 00:38:49,887
[Madison]
You have good taste.
874
00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:51,929
- [Claudia] Yes, she does.
- [Tasha] And good skin.
875
00:38:52,011 --> 00:38:54,428
God, look at your skin!
876
00:38:54,512 --> 00:38:56,261
I used to have skin
like that.
877
00:38:56,345 --> 00:38:58,011
- Bullshit.
- [Debbie laughs]
878
00:38:58,095 --> 00:39:00,053
And your hair--
I love the color.
879
00:39:00,136 --> 00:39:02,095
- Who does it?
- I do it.
880
00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:03,929
I'm so jealous.
881
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:05,595
Mm, I bet you are.
[chuckles]
882
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:08,303
So what do 19-year-olds
like to do these days?
883
00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:11,804
Watch TV shows
about suicide, do drugs.
884
00:39:11,887 --> 00:39:13,595
Protest shit
we don't know much about.
885
00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:15,637
- [scattered laughs]
- I'm just kidding.
886
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,011
I don't really know.
I work a lot.
887
00:39:18,095 --> 00:39:19,720
I'm a welder.
888
00:39:19,804 --> 00:39:21,261
You're a welder?
889
00:39:21,345 --> 00:39:23,345
Not as of lately, but...yeah.
890
00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:25,261
[Madison] Oh, my God,
that's incredible.
891
00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:26,470
- Like Jennifer Beals.
- [gasps]
892
00:39:26,553 --> 00:39:27,720
[both] In Flashdance.
893
00:39:27,804 --> 00:39:29,053
- [Debbie laughs]
- [Tasha] Oh...
894
00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:30,887
I'm gonna need
another drink.
895
00:39:32,512 --> 00:39:34,720
Uh, hey, I'm gonna run
to the ladies' room real quick.
896
00:39:34,804 --> 00:39:36,053
- Okay.
- I'll be right back.
897
00:39:36,136 --> 00:39:36,887
Do you need me
to go with you?
898
00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:38,053
Uh, no.
899
00:39:39,595 --> 00:39:41,053
[Tasha]
You're an asshole.
900
00:39:41,136 --> 00:39:42,595
You're both
assholes.
901
00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:44,136
Stop it.
902
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,136
[women giggling]
903
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,637
♪ pop/rock music ♪
904
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,804
Whoa--
905
00:39:51,303 --> 00:39:56,762
♪ Creepy little sneaky
little foreign places ♪
906
00:39:56,845 --> 00:40:00,512
♪♪♪
907
00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:03,470
♪ Terrifying territories ♪
908
00:40:03,553 --> 00:40:06,720
♪ I can't take it ♪
909
00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:10,220
♪ It's a great big atlas ♪
910
00:40:10,303 --> 00:40:12,095
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- [phone rings]
911
00:40:12,178 --> 00:40:15,011
♪ I'm feelin' dumb ♪
912
00:40:15,095 --> 00:40:16,887
Calm down.
I'll be there in a second.
913
00:40:16,970 --> 00:40:18,637
♪ When you've gotten
what you want ♪
914
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,679
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
915
00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:23,720
♪ There's nothing left
to want ♪
916
00:40:23,804 --> 00:40:26,178
♪ Up and at 'em again ♪
917
00:40:26,261 --> 00:40:28,428
♪ You don't know
what you want ♪
918
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:30,428
- [song continues on speakers]
- [Julia] Hey.
919
00:40:33,345 --> 00:40:35,220
There she is.
920
00:40:35,303 --> 00:40:36,679
- Seriously?
- ♪ When you've gotten ♪
921
00:40:36,762 --> 00:40:38,762
- ♪ What you want ♪
- Come on.
922
00:40:38,845 --> 00:40:40,720
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
923
00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,470
Remember, you're desperately
in love with me.
924
00:40:45,261 --> 00:40:46,887
[Mickey]
Thank God you're here.
925
00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:48,970
I'm bringing Sandy in to deal
with the invitations
926
00:40:49,053 --> 00:40:50,470
and a few other details
moving forward.
927
00:40:50,553 --> 00:40:52,136
- Wait--what? Why?
- 'Cause too many things
928
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,387
are slippin' through
the cracks, Gallagher.
929
00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:55,053
The chairs were
a fuckin' shit-show.
930
00:40:55,136 --> 00:40:56,637
Also, Sandy's
getting me my best man.
931
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,887
You line up
your best man yet?
932
00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:00,387
Not yet, no.
933
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:02,345
That's what
I'm talkin' about.
934
00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:04,679
You sure you still wanna
go through with this?
935
00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,428
Yes. Why?
936
00:41:06,512 --> 00:41:08,512
Terry's back at the house
making hollow-tip bullets.
937
00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:10,512
- Calls 'em Pansy Poppers.
- [Mickey] Fuck him.
938
00:41:10,595 --> 00:41:12,428
You ask Debbie if Franny
can be the flower girl?
939
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,053
[Sandy]
Yeah, I sent her a text.
940
00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:15,345
Thank you.
941
00:41:15,428 --> 00:41:16,762
This is still about Terry,
right?
942
00:41:16,845 --> 00:41:18,220
You don't give a shit
about weddings.
943
00:41:18,303 --> 00:41:21,053
Where the fuck's your ring?
944
00:41:21,136 --> 00:41:23,387
I...must have...
945
00:41:23,470 --> 00:41:25,679
left it next to the sink.
946
00:41:27,095 --> 00:41:29,220
I can't even.
947
00:41:29,303 --> 00:41:31,470
- I can see why you called.
- [exhales]
948
00:41:40,345 --> 00:41:42,845
[loud thud]
949
00:41:42,929 --> 00:41:44,261
[thud]
950
00:41:44,345 --> 00:41:48,261
♪ uneasy music ♪
951
00:41:48,345 --> 00:41:52,595
♪♪♪
952
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:05,553
♪♪♪
953
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:19,470
[uneasy music continues]
954
00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:23,679
♪♪♪
955
00:42:28,303 --> 00:42:31,887
[thudding, clattering]
956
00:42:49,762 --> 00:42:53,053
[teapot whistling]
957
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,178
- [man] Hey!
- Ah--shit!
958
00:43:02,261 --> 00:43:03,720
Who the hell are you?
959
00:43:03,804 --> 00:43:06,095
I'm...house sitting.
Who the hell are you?
960
00:43:06,178 --> 00:43:07,762
I'm Jean-Luc,
the gardener.
961
00:43:07,845 --> 00:43:09,553
Miss Faye asked me
to look after the place
962
00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:11,720
- while she's in Puerto Rico.
- That's funny,
963
00:43:11,804 --> 00:43:14,011
'cause she never mentioned
anything about it to me.
964
00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:15,595
Well, she never mentioned
you either.
965
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,303
Why's all the furniture
covered, hmm?
966
00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:19,970
I'm...just using
the second floor.
967
00:43:20,053 --> 00:43:21,220
You know what?
968
00:43:21,303 --> 00:43:23,011
I'm gonna call her.
969
00:43:23,095 --> 00:43:25,929
- We will straighten this out.
- Go ahead.
970
00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:30,011
Um...I don't have
her number.
971
00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:31,595
I do.
I'll call her.
972
00:43:31,679 --> 00:43:33,553
Fine.
Call her.
973
00:43:33,637 --> 00:43:35,178
I'm not goin' anywhere.
974
00:43:35,261 --> 00:43:37,303
Oh, I'm calling.
975
00:43:37,387 --> 00:43:39,387
Tell her Frank says hello.
976
00:43:39,470 --> 00:43:41,136
Oh, and tell her the yard guy
977
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:43,387
is gonna stay in her house
while she's gone.
978
00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:45,470
I'm not the yard guy,
asshole.
979
00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:47,679
- Who the hell are you again?
- I'm her boyfriend.
980
00:43:47,762 --> 00:43:49,095
[laughs] Funny, she never
mentioned anything
981
00:43:49,178 --> 00:43:50,720
about having
any boyfriend.
982
00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:53,053
Oh, you mean she didn't
share her romantic status
983
00:43:53,136 --> 00:43:54,512
with the yard guy?
984
00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:56,595
Stop callin' me the yard guy.
985
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:58,970
- I'm callin' the cops.
- Oh, go ahead, ha ha.
986
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,553
And tell them
there's been a break-in,
987
00:44:01,637 --> 00:44:03,970
'cause I have house keys.
How did you get in?
988
00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:06,512
I thought you were
gonna call Miss Faye.
989
00:44:06,595 --> 00:44:08,303
- I am.
- Well, then do it.
990
00:44:08,387 --> 00:44:10,762
I'm calling her
right now.
991
00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:23,303
- I'm not supposed to be here.
- Well, no shit.
992
00:44:23,387 --> 00:44:24,804
- Me neither.
- I didn't know anyone
993
00:44:24,887 --> 00:44:26,428
was upstairs--I thought
I was hearin' things.
994
00:44:26,512 --> 00:44:28,095
Where were you--I thought
the place was haunted!
995
00:44:28,178 --> 00:44:29,428
I stay in the basement.
996
00:44:29,512 --> 00:44:30,387
- Do you play a piano?
- Yes.
997
00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:32,345
Thank God.
998
00:44:32,428 --> 00:44:34,303
Hey, maybe, uh...
999
00:44:34,387 --> 00:44:36,095
we can both live here,
huh?
1000
00:44:36,178 --> 00:44:37,637
Come on,
it's a big house.
1001
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,470
There's plenty of room
for the both of us.
1002
00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:40,929
Fine.
I'll take the second floor.
1003
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,762
You can keep the basement.
1004
00:44:42,845 --> 00:44:44,887
- First floor neutral.
- Sure, first floor's neutral.
1005
00:44:58,178 --> 00:44:59,261
What do you got,
Gallagher?
1006
00:44:59,345 --> 00:45:01,470
So, sanitation department's
1007
00:45:01,553 --> 00:45:03,095
in bed with
the real estate developers.
1008
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,720
Bribe them to either
pick up the trash,
1009
00:45:04,804 --> 00:45:06,595
make the neighborhood
look like shit.
1010
00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:07,929
That way, they can influence
the rent,
1011
00:45:08,011 --> 00:45:09,637
property value,
all of it.
1012
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,553
Son of a bitch.
1013
00:45:11,637 --> 00:45:13,887
And it's all overseen
by this cat named Otis.
1014
00:45:13,970 --> 00:45:15,637
Get in.
1015
00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:20,679
Nice work, Gallagher.
1016
00:45:20,762 --> 00:45:22,303
Seriously,
this is good stuff.
1017
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:25,136
So...I'm undercover.
1018
00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:27,220
No.
1019
00:45:27,303 --> 00:45:29,178
Y-you're an informant.
1020
00:45:29,261 --> 00:45:31,679
Call it what you want,
but I'm undercover.
1021
00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,679
You're not undercover.
1022
00:45:33,762 --> 00:45:35,679
I took a shit
in somebody's house, sir.
1023
00:45:35,762 --> 00:45:37,345
So they trust me.
1024
00:45:37,428 --> 00:45:39,095
Pretty sure that makes me
undercover.
1025
00:45:39,178 --> 00:45:42,095
You're not...undercover.
1026
00:45:42,178 --> 00:45:45,303
Oh.
I gotcha.
1027
00:45:45,387 --> 00:45:46,970
No, I don't think you do.
1028
00:45:47,053 --> 00:45:48,470
So what now?
1029
00:45:48,553 --> 00:45:50,303
Bring in the FBI?
1030
00:45:50,387 --> 00:45:52,345
FBI?
Hell, no!
1031
00:45:52,428 --> 00:45:54,387
I want a slice.
1032
00:45:54,470 --> 00:45:56,512
Oh.
1033
00:45:56,595 --> 00:45:58,428
Of what?
1034
00:45:59,637 --> 00:46:00,762
The money.
1035
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:03,387
Course.
1036
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,553
So we're not
the good cops?
1037
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,220
Not at all.
1038
00:46:07,303 --> 00:46:09,929
But seriously, hey.
1039
00:46:10,011 --> 00:46:11,095
Nice work.
1040
00:46:11,178 --> 00:46:13,095
Keep it up.
1041
00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:15,428
See if we can't get ya
a good fake I.D.,
1042
00:46:15,512 --> 00:46:17,345
maybe waive that
minimum age restriction,
1043
00:46:17,428 --> 00:46:19,095
get you in the Academy.
1044
00:46:19,178 --> 00:46:22,220
You'll make one hell
of a cop some day, Gallagher.
1045
00:46:22,303 --> 00:46:23,387
Thank you, sir.
1046
00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:24,720
Proud to be of service.
1047
00:46:24,804 --> 00:46:28,470
[pop/rock playing]
1048
00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,970
Hey,
where are you going?
1049
00:46:31,053 --> 00:46:32,720
Throwing my crack baby
in the dumpster.
1050
00:46:32,804 --> 00:46:35,011
I'm goin' to the bathroom.
1051
00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:39,929
♪♪♪
1052
00:47:00,345 --> 00:47:03,637
[background chatter]
1053
00:47:12,178 --> 00:47:14,303
- [women chuckling]
- Sorry.
1054
00:47:14,387 --> 00:47:16,637
- Hey, are you okay?
- UTI.
1055
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:20,303
- [Madison] So adorable.
- [Tanya] So 19.
1056
00:47:20,387 --> 00:47:22,679
To...crow's feet?
1057
00:47:24,053 --> 00:47:25,929
[giggling]
1058
00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:28,970
[dinner music playing]
1059
00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:31,470
♪♪♪
1060
00:47:31,553 --> 00:47:34,303
- Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
- [Tommy] Cool.
1061
00:47:34,387 --> 00:47:36,261
I'm gonna train people
using kegs.
1062
00:47:36,345 --> 00:47:38,178
Observe.
1063
00:47:38,261 --> 00:47:39,720
Keg curls.
1064
00:47:39,804 --> 00:47:41,261
- [Veronica] Wow.
- [Tommy] Whistles.
1065
00:47:41,345 --> 00:47:44,303
Keg-cline push-ups.
1066
00:47:44,387 --> 00:47:46,261
- [Kermit] Sweet.
- [Veronica] Okay.
1067
00:47:46,345 --> 00:47:48,387
Keg plank.
You wanna try it, V?
1068
00:47:50,845 --> 00:47:53,261
[Kev] Keg squats.
1069
00:47:53,345 --> 00:47:56,387
Uh, Kermit, you might wanna
start off with a empty one.
1070
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:01,637
I don't wanna do this,
but I think other people will.
1071
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:04,303
All right, Kermit,
stay positive.
1072
00:48:04,387 --> 00:48:05,637
V, keep your back straight.
1073
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,637
- [groans]
- [Kev] Good.
1074
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,303
How do we decide who gets
to walk down the aisle?
1075
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,970
Depends on who's the bride
and who's the groom.
1076
00:48:11,053 --> 00:48:12,762
Either way,
we need a videographer,
1077
00:48:12,845 --> 00:48:14,345
'cause I need to tape Terry
to a chair
1078
00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:16,595
and make him watch the shit
over and over again.
1079
00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:17,845
Why can't we both
be grooms?
1080
00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:19,595
- I don't know.
- Can't we just be
1081
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,011
- Ian and Mickey?
- Look, I don't--God damn it,
1082
00:48:22,095 --> 00:48:23,512
you and Sandy.
I don't know.
1083
00:48:23,595 --> 00:48:27,679
[mellow rock playing]
1084
00:48:27,762 --> 00:48:29,970
[Mickey]
Can I help you?
1085
00:48:30,053 --> 00:48:33,345
♪ She said we gotta
hold on ♪
1086
00:48:33,428 --> 00:48:35,512
♪ To what we got ♪
1087
00:48:35,595 --> 00:48:37,553
♪ It doesn't make
a difference ♪
1088
00:48:37,637 --> 00:48:39,845
- ♪ If we make it or not ♪
- How the fuck did you
1089
00:48:39,929 --> 00:48:41,595
- know that?
- Little bird told me.
1090
00:48:41,679 --> 00:48:43,720
♪ We got each other ♪
1091
00:48:43,804 --> 00:48:46,220
♪ And that's a lot for love ♪
1092
00:48:46,303 --> 00:48:48,178
You're a sneaky bastard.
1093
00:48:48,261 --> 00:48:49,762
♪ We'll give it a shot ♪
1094
00:48:49,845 --> 00:48:53,595
♪ Whoa, we're halfway there ♪
1095
00:48:53,679 --> 00:48:55,679
- [off-key]
- ♪ Whoa ♪
1096
00:48:55,762 --> 00:48:57,512
♪ Livin' on a prayer now ♪
1097
00:48:57,595 --> 00:49:00,887
♪ upbeat music ♪
1098
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:05,679
♪♪♪
1099
00:49:05,762 --> 00:49:07,553
- Right. Proof.
- What?
1100
00:49:07,637 --> 00:49:08,970
Nothing.
Thank you.
1101
00:49:09,053 --> 00:49:10,637
I wanna dance.
1102
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,637
Seriously?
1103
00:49:15,136 --> 00:49:16,804
Would you like
more scotch?
1104
00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:19,220
Oh, you know it.
1105
00:49:23,470 --> 00:49:24,595
- Ahh. Thank you.
- Mm.
1106
00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:26,804
- Mm-hmm.
- Ahh.
1107
00:49:26,887 --> 00:49:28,970
- Mind if I smoke?
- Not at all.
1108
00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:34,887
Is that crack?
1109
00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:37,512
I don't smoke crack.
1110
00:49:39,011 --> 00:49:41,512
It's crystal meth.
Would you like some?
1111
00:49:41,595 --> 00:49:44,845
Oh, it's gonna be a good
winter, yard guy.
1112
00:49:48,762 --> 00:49:51,679
♪ slow rock ♪
1113
00:49:51,762 --> 00:49:56,929
♪♪♪
1114
00:50:26,887 --> 00:50:29,970
[dance music continues
in background]
1115
00:50:30,053 --> 00:50:31,845
[Claudia]
Nice boutonniere.
1116
00:50:31,929 --> 00:50:33,553
I bought it.
1117
00:50:33,637 --> 00:50:36,970
For Julia
to give to her date.
1118
00:50:37,053 --> 00:50:39,804
Her date ditched her,
so I agreed to go with her.
1119
00:50:39,887 --> 00:50:42,011
She didn't wanna
go alone.
1120
00:50:42,095 --> 00:50:44,470
[laughing]
Shit.
1121
00:50:44,553 --> 00:50:46,804
You know,
I really liked you.
1122
00:50:46,887 --> 00:50:48,387
I really like you too.
1123
00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:50,220
It was stupid for me
to think
1124
00:50:50,303 --> 00:50:53,345
a young, beautiful girl
like you would fall for me.
1125
00:50:53,428 --> 00:50:54,637
[Julia]
Hi.
1126
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,178
So Debbie and I
are fucking.
1127
00:50:58,512 --> 00:50:59,679
You're gay?
1128
00:50:59,762 --> 00:51:01,887
Hell, no.
I hate vaginas.
1129
00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:03,720
I just wanted
to piss you off.
1130
00:51:03,804 --> 00:51:05,720
- My God.
- [Claudia] Why?
1131
00:51:05,804 --> 00:51:07,845
I mean, what have
I ever done to you
1132
00:51:07,929 --> 00:51:09,220
besides give you
everything?
1133
00:51:09,303 --> 00:51:11,553
Oh, the carb counting?
The body shaming?
1134
00:51:11,637 --> 00:51:13,345
- I did that to protect you.
- From what?
1135
00:51:13,428 --> 00:51:15,512
- Being bullied.
- So you bullied me.
1136
00:51:15,595 --> 00:51:18,095
- I weigh 119 pounds.
- Says who?
1137
00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:19,804
- Not the scale.
- [Julia] You're a monster.
1138
00:51:19,887 --> 00:51:21,679
Well, and you're an entitled
little shit.
1139
00:51:21,762 --> 00:51:23,679
- Fuck off!
- [laughs] Excuse me?
1140
00:51:23,762 --> 00:51:25,553
No screens for a week.
1141
00:51:25,637 --> 00:51:27,637
Fine.
Then I'm quitting the cello.
1142
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,178
- Mm, no you're not.
- Watch me.
1143
00:51:29,261 --> 00:51:30,970
I'm sending you back
to Montana.
1144
00:51:31,053 --> 00:51:33,178
Back to the troubled
teen learning institute.
1145
00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:35,011
- [Julia] Can't wait.
- [Claudia] But this time...
1146
00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:37,303
I'm flying you coach.
1147
00:51:37,387 --> 00:51:40,887
No more special
services for you.
1148
00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:44,095
Hey.
1149
00:51:44,178 --> 00:51:45,970
Hey.
1150
00:51:59,637 --> 00:52:02,053
I rented that house.
1151
00:52:09,637 --> 00:52:11,637
That one I showed you.
1152
00:52:15,929 --> 00:52:17,428
- [door opens]
- Tami.
1153
00:52:17,512 --> 00:52:18,970
- Hey.
- [door slams]
1154
00:52:21,762 --> 00:52:24,512
Hey, can you wait?
Wait, please.
1155
00:52:24,595 --> 00:52:26,095
Hey.
1156
00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:30,595
Look, it would be good
1157
00:52:30,679 --> 00:52:33,345
for Fred to be around
his cousins, right?
1158
00:52:34,178 --> 00:52:36,804
You know, his aunts,
his uncles.
1159
00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:39,637
His family and your family.
1160
00:52:41,303 --> 00:52:43,720
You know, in Milwaukee,
you'll have no one.
1161
00:52:43,804 --> 00:52:47,178
Right?
I mean, we will have no one.
1162
00:52:47,261 --> 00:52:50,679
♪ somber music ♪
1163
00:52:50,762 --> 00:52:53,595
♪♪♪
1164
00:52:53,679 --> 00:52:56,095
My family...
1165
00:52:56,178 --> 00:52:58,929
this neighborhood
is my support system.
1166
00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:02,220
This is my home.
1167
00:53:03,970 --> 00:53:05,387
All right?
I thought I could do it.
1168
00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:07,387
I really did,
but I had some time with it,
1169
00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:10,095
and...I don't know.
1170
00:53:10,178 --> 00:53:13,220
[sighs]
1171
00:53:13,303 --> 00:53:16,095
You know, I-I'm worried
about my sobriety.
1172
00:53:16,178 --> 00:53:20,053
I've got a community here,
my meetings.
1173
00:53:20,136 --> 00:53:21,804
Brad, the people in our group,
my job--
1174
00:53:21,887 --> 00:53:23,887
I mean, this place, it's...
1175
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,220
It's important to me.
1176
00:53:32,887 --> 00:53:35,303
Milwaukee's baseball team
is called The Brewers.
1177
00:53:35,387 --> 00:53:38,470
There's no way
I could stay sober up there.
1178
00:53:38,553 --> 00:53:42,845
♪♪♪
1179
00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:44,095
Tami.
1180
00:53:52,303 --> 00:53:54,970
Rich people are crazy.
1181
00:53:55,053 --> 00:53:57,178
Fuckin' nuts.
1182
00:53:57,261 --> 00:54:00,053
They create drama
because they're bored.
1183
00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:02,053
When you're poor, you don't
need to create drama.
1184
00:54:02,136 --> 00:54:04,095
I know, every day's
a goddamn drama.
1185
00:54:04,178 --> 00:54:06,261
What are--
You're a garbage man now?
1186
00:54:06,345 --> 00:54:08,428
It's more complicated
than that, Milk.
1187
00:54:08,512 --> 00:54:10,720
I'm basically
an undercover cop.
1188
00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:12,095
- [Debbie] Ha.
- Ha ha ha.
1189
00:54:12,178 --> 00:54:13,428
Not a very good one.
1190
00:54:13,512 --> 00:54:15,345
Undercover cops
don't go around
1191
00:54:15,428 --> 00:54:17,512
telling people
they're undercover cops.
1192
00:54:17,595 --> 00:54:19,970
Laugh all you want,
Sandy.
1193
00:54:20,053 --> 00:54:21,553
It's a lot harder
than you think
1194
00:54:21,637 --> 00:54:23,261
never knowing
who you can trust,
1195
00:54:23,345 --> 00:54:25,512
whether or not they're gonna
figure out you're a rat.
1196
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:28,053
It's stressful.
Can I hit that?
1197
00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:29,804
Don't you get
drug tested?
1198
00:54:29,887 --> 00:54:31,553
I'm undercover--
I have to do drugs
1199
00:54:31,637 --> 00:54:32,845
so they know I'm one of 'em.
1200
00:54:32,929 --> 00:54:34,720
Who, the garbage men?
1201
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:36,178
Forget it.
1202
00:54:36,261 --> 00:54:38,136
I'm goin' to bed.
1203
00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:42,929
Weird shit
rich people do--go.
1204
00:54:43,011 --> 00:54:44,553
They go camping.
1205
00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:46,011
They vote.
1206
00:54:46,095 --> 00:54:49,553
They volunteer to work
in soup kitchens.
1207
00:54:49,637 --> 00:54:52,470
[inhales]
They kiss their dogs.
1208
00:54:53,845 --> 00:54:57,470
Wash their cars,
even in the winter.
1209
00:54:59,136 --> 00:55:00,637
You wanna fuck?
1210
00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:05,804
Fuck, yeah.
1211
00:55:05,887 --> 00:55:08,595
[both giggling]
1212
00:55:08,679 --> 00:55:11,011
♪ Well, tell me,
do you hate me ♪
1213
00:55:11,095 --> 00:55:12,970
♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪
1214
00:55:13,053 --> 00:55:14,595
♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪
1215
00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:16,804
♪ 'Cause your eyes
are lookin' crazy ♪
1216
00:55:16,887 --> 00:55:19,804
♪ So why you comin' over ♪
1217
00:55:19,887 --> 00:55:21,303
[agent] Lots of light.
1218
00:55:21,387 --> 00:55:24,470
Original molding.
All the light fixtures are new.
1219
00:55:24,553 --> 00:55:26,804
Oh, oh, and there's a nice
little patio in the back.
1220
00:55:26,887 --> 00:55:29,053
Oh.
Oh, God.
1221
00:55:29,136 --> 00:55:30,762
[woman] Did they have a dog?
1222
00:55:30,845 --> 00:55:32,345
[agent]
Yeah, I don't think so.
1223
00:55:32,428 --> 00:55:34,178
♪ Well, tell me
do you hate me ♪
1224
00:55:34,261 --> 00:55:35,970
♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪
1225
00:55:36,053 --> 00:55:37,929
♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪
1226
00:55:38,011 --> 00:55:39,804
♪ 'Cause your eyes
are lookin' crazy ♪
1227
00:55:39,887 --> 00:55:41,845
♪ So why you comin' over ♪
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