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( Horn honking )
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I'm Alex Mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life.
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And since then...
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Nothing's been the same.
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( Zapping )
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My best friend Ray
thinks it's cool.
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My sister Annie
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment.
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But you know something?
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I guess
I'm not so average anymore.
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Hey, Alex, what are you
still doing here?
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I thought you were going
to the movies.
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I am, but Annie's late.
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Annie, we have to leave,
like, right now
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or else wait
until the next showing.
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I can't go to the movies.
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I have so much work
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then I'm going to Bryce's
for dinner.
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Bryce's? That's not fair,
you said you'd go with me.
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Why don't you cancel on him?
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I can't. He really
wants me to meet
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his sister who's in
from college
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and if I don't go,
I'll never meet her.
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Sorry.
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That's great, Alex.
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Don't be a brat, let me go.
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( Sighs )
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( Door closes )
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Hey!
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Can you believe that?
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First she's late,
then she cancels on me.
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I'm sorry, honey, but I only
have a little work left
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and then I can go with you.
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That's okay, Mom, forget it.
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Look, your sister's
very busy right now
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her life is changing.
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You'll just have to
get used to it, I'm afraid.
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Yeah, but we used to
do stuff together.
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Now she acts like I'm just
in the way.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Yes, it is.
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( Bubbling )
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So, what you're telling me
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is if this substance
you've developed
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comes in contact with GC-161
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or anything containing
its properties
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it will react strongly?
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Let me show you.
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( Sizzling )
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Excellent!
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Excellent work!
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Thank you.
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Uh, though I still
don't quite understand
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why you wanted me
to develop
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something like this,
Miss Atron.
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You know, George
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I plan to eventually
fill you in
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on all of our long-range
plans for GC-161
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but not yet, so,
drop it.
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Oh, and I'd like for you
to prepare for me
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a large amount
of the sample, say
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a liter, and have it
delivered to my office
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first thing tomorrow.
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( Keys jingling )
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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I'll be back by 11:00.
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Yes, you will.
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( Laughing )
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Have a great time.
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Oh! I forgot
to tell you girls
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the Plant Carnival
is the day after tomorrow.
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Oh, cool.
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We can go after school.
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I think
I've outgrown the cotton candy
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and the Ferris wheels.
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Come on, Annie,
we go together every year.
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Not this year, Alex.
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I'm sure you and your friends
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will have a better time
without me. See you.
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Mack's amazing.
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Without even realizing it
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he has given us
the greatest tool yet
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for finding the kid.
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Considering up till now
our best tool was Dave
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that's not surprising.
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Thanks, Vince.
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( Sighs )
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The most obvious place
to use this substance
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is at the Plant Carnival.
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I love a carnival.
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What did you have in mind?
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Maybe taking him
out back, getting
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some honey
and red ants...
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I mean the carnival.
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What does every kid
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coming to
the carnival need?
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A passion for fun?
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A ticket.
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We coat each ticket
with this substance
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seal the exits
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and sit back and wait
for the results.
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I love it.
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( Sizzling )
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( Laughs )
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So tonight is definitely
out of the question?
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Bryce, I can't just completely
abandon my school work.
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Well, one night off
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isn't exactly
abandonment, Annie.
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I mean,
I thought you decided
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you were going to live
in the real world
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a little more.
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Very funny.
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What about tomorrow?
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Tomorrow I'm doing
this magic show
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at the Plant Carnival.
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I do it every year.
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Oh, hey, why don't
you help me out?
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I can use an assistant.
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You don't exactly strike me
as the magic show type.
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Well, no, I mean,
it's pretty cool.
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I don't wear a top hat
or sparkly jacket.
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I don't know anything
about magic, Bryce.
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Somehow, I knew that.
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Well, don't worry
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I promise you, you'll
have a great time
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and if you really hate it,
then I promise
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that I'll join you
at one of those
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laugh-a-minute
physics seminars
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that you go to.
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So will you do it?
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I guess it won't kill me.
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Probably not.
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( Door opening )
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Hey, Alex.
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You don't say hello?
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Hey.
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Did you know
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your sister is about
to enter
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a new career?
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She's working with me
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at the carnival--
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come see her
in action.
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You're going to the carnival
with Bryce?
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Uh, yeah.
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I-- just... to help
him out, to work.
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Well, it's not
really work, I mean...
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Do me a favor, Annie
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just don't talk to me anymore,
okay?
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What's she so mad about?
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I'm not mad.
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You wanted me immediately,
Miss Atron?
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Vince.
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I was just telling
Mr. Lawless here
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how delighted we are
to have a visitor
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from the federal
government.
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What are you doing here?
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When I fired you,
I meant it, Gino.
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That's inspector
Gino Wallace
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U.S. government
special investigator
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Vince.
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What?
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Vince, you obviously
know this man?
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Yeah, he knows me,
and you should, too.
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I worked for Vince
in his security force.
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Worst job I ever had.
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Every day,
he found a new way
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to humiliate us.
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Aw, you just couldn't
take the heat, Gino.
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You're a sick person, Vince.
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I feel sorry for you,
I really do.
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But I knew one day
I'd get my revenge.
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And here I am
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with Uncle Sam
backing me up.
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Well, I don't care
who you work for--
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you can't just bust in here
and make false accusations.
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I remember what goes on here.
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The secret
midnight deliveries
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the hush-hush
chemical research.
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You think you're playing
with children here?
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You have some
imagination, Gino.
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This is the safest
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most law-abiding chemical
plant in the country.
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We'll see about that, Vince.
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I'm going through this place
inch by inch.
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And if I find so much
as a dirty cup
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I'll burn you so bad
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your teeth will melt.
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Mmm...
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You'll need an official
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inspection notice,
Lawless.
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Oh, I have one, Vince.
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Here's your 24-hour notice.
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See you in the morning.
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( Door closes )
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Vince, I need you to hide
not only all GC-161
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but all research
pertaining to it.
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If he finds anything,
we're sunk.
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I'm on it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Mm-hmm.
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( Beeps off )
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( Kids shrieking happily )
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( Carnival music playing )
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So all of a sudden
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Annie's, like,
married to him.
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Kind of sounds like
you're jealous, Alex.
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Yeah, I thought
you said
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you kind of liked
this Bryce guy.
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I did--
I mean, I do.
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Ray: Face it,
you're just mad
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because Annie didn't go
to the carnival
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with you this year.
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That's not it...
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Completely.
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Wouldn't you much
rather go with us?
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I mean, we're
so much more...
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Annoying?
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That wasn't the word
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I was looking for.
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Look, Alex
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imagine if you had
a little sister.
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You wouldn't want her
tagging along with us
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would you?
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Wow! Bryce,
this is incredible.
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Who designed it?
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Well, who do you think?
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You did?
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It's amazing.
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I never knew
you were so creative.
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You never asked.
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So do you
want me to do?
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Wear a top hat
and a sparkly jacket
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and hand me props
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when I need them.
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Excuse me?
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I'm just kidding.
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I just have to teach you
the tricks I'll be doing
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and you'll help me
in setting up the illusion.
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So you're in?
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For you? Maybe.
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Great.
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Now, there's really
only five tricks
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that magicians use
over and over again
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in different ways.
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Watch.
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See this hat?
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It's empty, right?
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( Laughs softly )
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Ray: I don't know
about you guys
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but I planned this
just right.
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I haven't had a bite
to eat all day.
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My body is prepared
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for a massive influx
of junk food.
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Maybe you should
think twice, Ray.
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I mean, what is junk
food filled with?
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Chemicals.
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We're going
to a carnival
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hosted by
a Chemical Plant.
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Imagine what's
in their hot dogs.
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Nicole, you make
chemicals sound
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like a bad thing.
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Yeah.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Here you go, kiddies.
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This ticket is your pass
to all the fun
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that the P.V.C.P. Carnival
has to offer.
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You need to
keep the tickets
273
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,960
on you at all
times. Why?
274
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,440
'Cause Miss Atron will announce
the raffle winner.
275
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,520
And your
ticket number
276
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,920
is your raffle number.
277
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,680
Like we really have a chance
to win.
278
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,640
The number will be picked at
random-- everybody has a chance.
279
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,960
Oh, yeah, right.
280
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,720
You want to bet the winner
is the kid of some
281
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,800
big financial
contributor to the Plant?
282
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,040
Hey, are you okay?
283
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,320
You look really pale.
284
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,440
To be honest, no.
285
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,680
I'm starting to feel
a little nauseous.
286
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,120
That veggie-burger
I had is talking to me
287
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,360
and it's not happy.
288
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,240
Maybe we should just
cancel the show.
289
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,680
Well, we can't cancel now.
290
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,600
I don't get donations
until the end.
291
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,520
I'm, I'm pretty sure
I can make it.
292
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,800
Pretty sure?
293
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,200
Well, yeah,
and if I can't
294
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,320
then, uh, you could do
the show, Annie.
295
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,680
Oh! No, I can't, Bryce.
296
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,760
( Laughs nervously )
297
00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,640
Sure you can,
you learned everything.
298
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,080
You know it
as well as I do.
299
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,160
Bryce, I beg you,
don't do that to me.
300
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,160
( Stomach churning )
301
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,880
( Camera clicking )
302
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,080
We thoroughly appreciate
the government's concern
303
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,480
regarding safety,
Mr. Lawless.
304
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,160
Lay off the sell job,
Miss Atron.
305
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,600
The only thing
you appreciate
306
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,800
is your profit margin.
307
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,320
My, you certainly
seem to have
308
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,560
a chip on your shoulder
309
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,480
when it comes to
your experience here.
310
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,480
I understand that Vince
was probably a tough man...
311
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,440
Vince, Miss Atron
312
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,120
is not only
sadistic and cruel
313
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,160
but I have no doubt
314
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,840
he is engaged
in highly illegal
315
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,160
and unethical practices
316
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,520
in the guise of being
your security chief.
317
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,560
Tell me, why would
318
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,280
the C.E.O.
of a Chemical Plant
319
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,960
need such a highly-trained
ex-C.I.A. Operative
320
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,280
to protect her?
321
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,960
Perhaps we should
finish the tour.
322
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,400
( Cheering )
323
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,520
I'm sorry, Annie.
324
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,640
I got to stop.
325
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,760
Bryce, don't
do this to me!
326
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,440
( Gurgling )
327
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,640
( Bell ringing )
328
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,200
Dave:
Hey, Vince.
329
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,200
Vince?
330
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,080
Is it legal to
block off the exits
331
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,560
and not let
anybody leave?
332
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,960
Dave, you worry too much.
333
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,400
I mean,
about what's legal
334
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,360
what's not legal.
335
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,840
Besides, we're
not preventing
336
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,920
anyone from leaving
337
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,040
we're just delaying
their departures.
338
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,840
( Bell rings )
339
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,040
Mmm!
340
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,320
You want some
cotton candy?
341
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,960
I can get us
some cotton candy.
342
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,120
Just... keep your
eyes out, Dave.
343
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,120
If that substance
is working
344
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,440
like I hope it is
345
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,840
there might be
some kid out here
346
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,640
who wishes he--
or she--
347
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,640
hadn't come out
to the carnival today.
348
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,680
You know what?
349
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,160
You guys should
really lay off
350
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,120
the food a little.
351
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,520
Come on,
don't be so boring.
352
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,800
You know
you want a bite.
353
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,640
Louis, get that
thing away from me.
354
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,600
One bite of that
355
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,080
and my whole
digestive system
356
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,200
will be ruined.
357
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,080
So, which ride should
we go on first?
358
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,600
( Kids screaming )
359
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,560
Well, how about
360
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,000
we give Louis
three hot dogs
361
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,880
then send him up
on the Ferris wheel
362
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,080
and watch
what happens?
363
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,000
( Chuckles )
364
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,040
Cool!
365
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,480
What's the matter?
366
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,360
Alex, I think you
better go find a mirror.
367
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,280
What for?
368
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,400
Cover your face
369
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,320
and go look in
the mirror.
370
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,640
Okay.
371
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,160
( Shrieks )
372
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:53,960
( Organ playing "The Loveliest
Night of the Year" )
373
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,800
( Cheering )
374
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,200
For my next trick...
375
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,960
See this empty hat?
376
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,720
( All laughing )
377
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,600
Dave:
How are you?
378
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,480
Did you have fun?
Good.
379
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,680
How about you?
380
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,040
Did you eat
too much candy?
381
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,160
How about you?
382
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,560
Go on a lot
of rides?
383
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,120
( Humming )
384
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,920
( Laughs )
385
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,880
And what areas
has your research
386
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,320
been focused on, Mack?
387
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,720
My work has concentrated
specifically
388
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,360
on the analysis of
various new compounds
389
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,720
and their corresponding
mechanisms.
390
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,000
I also do some work
391
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,200
on recombinant
DNA formations
392
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,120
also known as gene-splicing.
393
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,920
Isn't some DNA testing
prohibited by law?
394
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,240
Nothing we deal with
is illegal, sir.
395
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,040
And everything pertaining
to Mr. Mack's work
396
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,880
is included
in those reports
397
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,320
I had drawn up
specifically for you.
398
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,840
Those reports are
garbage, Miss Atron.
399
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,520
You know it
and I know it.
400
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,840
You'll just have to prove
that then, won't you?
401
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,280
Don't leave town, Mack.
402
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,640
I may need to speak
with you later.
403
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:31,000
( Organ playing "The Loveliest
Night of the Year" )
404
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,680
Louis, stop it.
405
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,600
( Mumbling )
406
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,680
( Whispers ):
Ray!
407
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,760
Alex!
408
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,600
Hey, you guys
409
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,000
I'm going to go get
some more food.
410
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,600
I'll see you later.
411
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,080
Alex.
412
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,240
( Laughing )
413
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,480
It's not funny, Ray!
414
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,240
First my nose
starts to morph
415
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,720
and now my body's
acting like a magnet.
416
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,720
( Grunts )
417
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,240
I hope that's
over with.
418
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,120
Something is
wrong with you.
419
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,480
You need to go home.
420
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,520
I tried, but Vince
is at the exit
421
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,920
testing people with
his GC-161 detector
422
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,240
as they try to leave.
423
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,560
You got to get Annie.
424
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,080
I'm not speaking
to her.
425
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,800
Alex, don't act
like that.
426
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,840
Who else is going
to help?
427
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,200
All right, she's
at the magic tent.
428
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,920
Let's go.
429
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,760
Come on!
430
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,640
( Children booing )
431
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,960
( Chuckling )
432
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,840
That was just a warm-up.
433
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,400
Stop it, Ray!
434
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,880
I normally enjoy seeing
Annie embarrassed
435
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,200
but this is too much.
436
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,560
( Booing continues )
437
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,280
Keep a lookout for
Vince and Dave.
438
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,720
( Booing continues )
439
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,480
Well, this is an
unusual magic show.
440
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,320
I'm sure you're loving
my humiliation.
441
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,760
A little, yeah.
442
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,200
Where is Bryce?
443
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,440
He got sick.
444
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,440
Can you help me,
please?
445
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,520
One trick.
446
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,960
Then I need your help.
447
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,680
Something very weird
is going on with me.
448
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,160
( Booing )
449
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,880
And for our next trick,
we'd like to perform...
450
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,280
( Booing )
451
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,080
The amazing floating Annie!
452
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,920
( Tinkling )
453
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,760
( Gasps )
454
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,880
( Children clapping )
455
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,720
( Detector humming )
456
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,960
Alex, enough already,
I feel sick.
457
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,880
I don't feel
so good myself, either.
458
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,840
( Children cheering )
459
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,080
What are
you doing?
460
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,800
I told you, I can't help it.
461
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,920
And now
I can't re-form.
462
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,000
( Children cheering )
463
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Thank you very much for coming
464
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,240
and we'll see you again
next year.
465
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,000
Donations
are welcome
466
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,720
and expected.
467
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,080
Annie, Vince is here.
468
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,120
Alex, you got
to get out of here.
469
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,800
Go home and
meet me there.
470
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,920
Ray, just help her
get there, okay?
471
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,600
Let's boog,
puddle girl.
472
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,040
Sounds like that was
473
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,680
quite a spectacular
show, young lady.
474
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,760
I'm sorry you
missed it, Vince.
475
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,440
You're a
little bit older
476
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,120
than my target audience
of six-year-olds
477
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,640
but I'm sure
you would have loved it.
478
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,080
( Humming )
479
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,160
Can I get out of here?
480
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,440
No, it's locked.
481
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,560
But someone
will be back soon.
482
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,800
Locked?! But I got
483
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,280
a personal emergency
to take care of.
484
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,600
What kind of emergency?
485
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,400
Do you think
I'd tell a clown
486
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,760
my personal problems?
487
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,200
Huh!
488
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,240
( Camera shutter clicking )
489
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,640
Just a moment, mister!
490
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,280
( Yelps )
491
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,280
Mm-mmm, mm-mmm.
492
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,920
This is the kind of thing
I have been looking for.
493
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,200
Excuse me?
494
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,680
Slippery sidewalks,
uneven concrete--
495
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,600
we got safety violations
up the wazoo here.
496
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,840
Oh, what a shame.
497
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,920
I wish your boy
Vince could be here.
498
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,160
This will cost you
some serious bucks.
499
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,600
Not the big-ticket item
I was looking for
500
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,240
but there's plenty
of time for that.
501
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,400
Mm-mm-mm.
502
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,760
What happened
to you?
503
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,000
I don't know.
504
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,720
When did you start
feeling weird?
505
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,360
After entering the carnival.
506
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,640
Did you eat
something?
507
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,560
No.
508
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,600
Did they give
you anything
509
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,440
a prize,
something free?
510
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,120
Think.
511
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,160
Those cheapskates didn't
give us anything
512
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,920
but a raffle ticket.
513
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,480
What was that?
514
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,080
The Chemical Plant
probably coated these
515
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,040
with some substance
that reacts with GC-161.
516
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,400
No wonder they told us
to hold on to them.
517
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,040
Thanks, Annie.
518
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,200
Thank you for saving me
at the show.
519
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,920
Ray: And now
that that's over
520
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,960
I'm going back to the carnival.
521
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,040
What for?
522
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,480
To see if I won the raffle.
523
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,720
Well, you may
be brilliant
524
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,520
but you're the worst
magician I've ever seen.
525
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,960
You wouldn't know it
526
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,040
from all
the donations I got.
527
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,680
So, what about
that movie you owe me?
528
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,040
I can't do it, Alex.
529
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,400
I really have
to go check on Bryce.
530
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,160
He was really
sick before.
531
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,080
Bryce, again?
532
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,040
Alex, I was there
for you, wasn't I?
533
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,040
When your head was a puddle,
I fixed it, didn't I?
534
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,240
Yeah.
535
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,200
Well, next time
my head's a puddle
536
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,240
I won't ask for your help, okay?
537
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,440
Next time your head
is a puddle?
538
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,520
Never mind, Mom...
539
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,080
Private joke.
540
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:41,120
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