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( Horn honking )
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I'm Alex Mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life.
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And since then...
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Nothing's been the same.
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( Zapping )
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My best friend Ray
thinks it's cool.
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My sister Annie
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment.
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But you know something?
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I guess
I'm not so average anymore.
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Woman over P.A.: Hey, kids,
that's it for the year.
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Enjoy another beautiful winter
wonderland in Paradise Valley.
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Your holiday temperature
is currently 101 degrees.
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Happy shopping, students.
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I don't know
if I'll be able
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to stand a weekend
at my grandparents'.
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I mean, they're
just too jolly
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and I hate that!
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Robyn, there's something
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definitely wrong
with you.
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I'm almost done
shopping.
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Only my
mom's left.
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What did you
get yours?
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Nothing,
yet.
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So, let's go to
the mall together.
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We can do, uh, last
minute shopping.
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I can't.
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I don't have
any money.
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I started saving,
but it was way too late.
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December just flew by
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didn't it?
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I'm dead.
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I can't believe
this, Alex.
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You go through this every year.
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I know.
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What are you so
worried about?
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Christmas isn't just
about giving gifts.
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Nicole's right.
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I mean, it's also about
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a decadent merchandising plot
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that stabilizes
a government-controlled economy
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in the name of goodwill.
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Doesn't matter
what you say.
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If I don't have presents
by Christmas
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I'll be considered
a total failure
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as a sister
and daughter.
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Maybe I can get
a job with you.
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I don't know, Alex.
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The area of forestry
I've been involved with
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demands a certain skill base.
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Don't be so dramatic.
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You're just selling
Christmas trees.
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Ray, help out your best friend.
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All right,
all right.
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I'll inquire
as to positions available.
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Thank you.
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All right,
we've got to go.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Have fun.
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( Mr. Mack humming
"Deck the Halls" )
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¶ Da-da-da-da-da ¶
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¶ da-da-da-da-dah! ¶
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I'm really excited
about this.
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It's been over ten years
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since the whole
Mack family
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has been back
to Paradise Valley.
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Remember
the last one?
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I was a junior
research member
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you were working
as a secretary.
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We didn't have much
to show for ourselves--
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except for the girls.
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We could barely
afford a tree.
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It was pretty
humiliating.
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George...
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Uncle Bernard...
I don't have any ideas.
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What do you think
he would like?
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Bernard-- do we have
to get him something?
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Yes, George, I can't
believe you said that.
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That's no holiday spirit!
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Because that Bernard
won't ever let up.
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Every time we see him,
he's calling me
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"Supernerd" and "Mr. Wizard"
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and when he was here last
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he really rubbed it in
by bragging
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about his money
and his success--
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and by making fun
of our situation.
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I've never forgotten that.
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George, he's my brother.
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I love him.
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We all know he has
a lousy sense of humor.
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I think you're taking this
too personally.
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I'll show him
a Mack family Christmas.
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Vince: Research and development
claim they have discovered
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the first possible
side effects
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of GC-161
if taken in large doses.
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That's not good news.
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Vince, set it up.
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I want to test the Chemical
balance personally.
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Are you sure
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that is the correct
approach, Miss Atron?
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Perhaps you shouldn't
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get that close
to the project.
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Yes. Yes, I do, or I
wouldn't have said so.
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You know, for somebody who
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has pretty much failed
at their task
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I find it odd that
you'd try to advise me
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on how to run my own company.
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Have it set up
by tomorrow morning.
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Mrs. Mack: George, how long
before you get all this stuff up?
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I don't want
these lights
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all over.
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I have to make sure
they work.
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You know how
these lights are.
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One out and the
whole string fails.
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This is pathetic.
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Every three months
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you ask to borrow
more money. No!
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Come on, Annie,
it's Christmas.
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Can't you be
more generous?
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Alex, Christmas
is the one time
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I can't afford
to be generous.
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I have to buy
gifts, too.
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Mr. Mack:
Alex, give me a hand.
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I'll plug this one in,
then you put that one in.
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Okay.
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( Electrical crackling )
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George!
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Annie:
Nice going, Dad.
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Oh!
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( Knocking at door )
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Hey, who's messing
with the lights?
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So...?
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Well, I made
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a few inquiries and...
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you start your job tomorrow.
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Oh, Ray,
I knew you'd save me.
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You're the best.
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So how much does it pay?
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Up to you--
it's all commission.
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You get paid for the amount
of trees you sell.
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Don't worry,
I'll show you.
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It's only one day,
but it is Christmas Eve.
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Play it right,
you can make a bundle.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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( Crackling )
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Mr. Mack:
Sorry.
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Vince: The good news
is, as year end approaches
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we're closer
to developing
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new techniques
which could determine
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the child's
age and gender
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thus eliminating
a significant percentage
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of the community!
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Well, it's about time
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you gave some
good news, Vince.
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I've got to get
this GC-161 project
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completed quickly.
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My... superiors
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are a little less
than pleased
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at our slow progress.
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A vacuum zone
is all set up
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for you in the lab,
Miss Atron.
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Alex: Thanks for
shopping at Steve's Trees.
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Thank you.
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Merry Christmas.
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( To "Jingle Bells" ):
¶ tree sales, tree sales ¶
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¶ Tree sales all the way ¶
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¶ Oh, what fun it is
to have money every day. ¶
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radio announcer: Next up on the buzz
bin will be "Santa needs a milkshake."
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You see, Alex?
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It's all in how
you talk to them.
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It's like they want
to give me their money.
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Like I'm performing
a community service.
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It is such a beautiful thing
to watch you work, Ray.
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Aw.
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I mean it.
It's beautiful.
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Here you go, buddy.
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Now, uh, what about
your buddy here?
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I've taken her through
the preliminaries.
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I think she's ready
to fly solo.
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( Car honking )
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( Honking )
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Whoa.
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Ahh... give it
a rest, Steve-O.
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Slam dunk
for the new kid.
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All right, Ray.
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All right.
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You see, Alex?
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Now, it's your
first sale.
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Remember,
it's commission
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so you have
to sell quickly
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and then move on
to the next.
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All right?
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Now, get volume
and more volume.
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All right. Go on.
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Ray, I know I've got
a long way to go
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but this is easy money.
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My own sister?
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Stand back.
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Welcome to
Steve's Trees.
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Can I help you?
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( Laughing )
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So this is your job?
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It's very industrious.
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I'm impressed.
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Thanks, Annie.
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So, how much are you looking
to spend here?
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Well, we need
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a little information
first
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like, what's the difference
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between a Douglas fir
and a cypress?
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Um, I-I'm not exactly sure.
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Well, I think
cypresses are conical
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when young, then grow into
sturdy, low-spreading trees.
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If you can't
answer my questions
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how do you expect
to sell to somebody
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you don't even know?
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You've got to be prepared:
know your trees thoroughly.
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Come on, Annie,
cut her some slack.
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It's Christmas Eve,
she's flat broke
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and we're holding her up.
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Okay. So show us
what you've got.
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Right this way.
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So, do I get
a family discount?
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No, you don't--
you're my first customer.
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And if they all take
as long as you
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I'll never make
any money.
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Okay!
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( Air hissing )
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( Air hissing )
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Vince! Vince!
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Slow down.
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Dave, get back
to sector "C" and do
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whatever it is
we pay you for.
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Do you realize
how close you are
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to contaminating
a vacuum zone?
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No. But as you know,
I'm often
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in the right place
at the wrong time.
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Dave, I'm about
to enter into
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a very important test
with Miss Atron.
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Did you have
something urgent
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that you needed
to discuss with me?
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Ta-da!
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Merry Christmas,
Vince!
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( Grunting ): It's
against company policy
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for me to accept gifts
of any type, Dave!
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( Chimp screeching )
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( Screeching )
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Oscar!
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Come back, boy! Oscar!
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We have
a security breach.
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Blue zone, code five.
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Repeat, code five.
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We have an unrestrained animal
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loose in the laboratory.
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I want it apprehended
immediately!
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Man over loudspeaker:
Blue zone, code five.
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Blue zone, code five.
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All personnel exit
from blue zone.
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All personnel exit
from blue zone.
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( Alarm buzzing )
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( Door closes )
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( Squeaking )
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00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,280
( Alarm continues )
270
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,480
( Squeaking )
271
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,080
( Alarm continues )
272
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,000
Just let me explain.
273
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,040
Do we have any idea
what triggered the alarm?
274
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,960
No, uh, no positive
identification as of yet.
275
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,520
Might be a system malfunction.
276
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,080
Vince, I'm fed up
with system malfunctions.
277
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,720
Would you get it
under control
278
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,280
so I can get
my work done!
279
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,720
Yes... ma'am.
280
00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,240
Wasn't my fault, it was...
281
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,080
Your fault!
282
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,040
And have I got
283
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,720
a Christmas
present for you!
284
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,800
( Alarm continuing )
285
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,120
( Slurping )
286
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,440
( Squeaking )
287
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,800
Come out, come out,
wherever you are
288
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,360
my hairy little friend.
289
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,520
What?!
290
00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,880
( Chimp screeching )
291
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,560
( Squeaking )
292
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,600
( Screeches loudly )
293
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,160
( Screeching )
294
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,920
Security. I've got the chimp
in my sights.
295
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,840
( Squeaking )
296
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,080
Headed west on maple
297
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,200
toward the Christmas tree lot.
298
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,400
Over.
299
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,720
Annie:
No.
300
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,080
No, not that one.
301
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,720
These branches don't fall right.
302
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,200
Annie, you've seen
303
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,960
practically every tree
on the lot.
304
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,080
Yeah, Annie, the concept we're
dealing with here is commission.
305
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,960
You move the merchandise,
you make the money.
306
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,200
You're killing us.
307
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,720
Vince:
Let's go!
308
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,160
Hurry up!
309
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,040
Move it!
310
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,280
I'm never going to make
enough money at this rate.
311
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,200
Why is she doing this to me?
312
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,840
( Chattering )
313
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:01,800
Hey.
314
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,560
( Kissing )
315
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,520
Ray:
Alex, hurry up.
316
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,560
( Zapping )
317
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,640
( Zapping )
318
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,440
( Laughing )
319
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,720
Ray, you're not going to
believe what's in there.
320
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,320
And it just
zapped me, too.
321
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,560
( Zapping )
322
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,600
( Chimp chattering )
323
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,520
Annie:
Bryce...
324
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,120
Alex is really struggling
325
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,800
so I think
I might help her
326
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,240
with a few sales tips.
327
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,000
Okay, but please hurry up.
328
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,280
My Christmas spirit is
taking a serious beating.
329
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,600
I'm almost done.
330
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,160
I think she's starting
to get the hang of it.
331
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,680
Alex, I got to go
and you should, too.
332
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,920
That monkey's exhibiting
all of your symptoms.
333
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,760
If he's been contaminated
like I think he has
334
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,560
then Vince isn't far behind.
335
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,160
We can't leave him here.
336
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,480
They'll chop him up
337
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,480
like they want
to do with me.
338
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,280
Alex, it's not worth it.
339
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,160
Now, just sell me a tree
and forget about the monkey.
340
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,240
Ray: Yo, Steve!
They'll take a cypress.
341
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,160
Alex, you've got to get
far away from here.
342
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,600
How can we leave him here?
343
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,440
He must be really scared.
344
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,400
( Sirens wailing )
345
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,400
We got to go now.
346
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,000
Come here.
347
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,600
Secure all entrances and exits.
348
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,560
I've already
got a tree, Vince
349
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,680
but I'll help you
pick one out.
350
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,040
Obviously you're looking
for silvertips.
351
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,640
Don't get rough,
I can show you other trees.
352
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,440
Great, we have nowhere to go.
353
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,040
We're trapped like rats.
354
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,240
Rats with a monkey.
355
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,040
Perfect.
356
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,640
Hey, stop those two!
357
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,480
Hey, no running!
This is a tree lot!
358
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,640
Man:
Over there, around that tree.
359
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,680
Man:
The girl with the monkey...
360
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,760
There she goes.
361
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,400
Welcome to Steve's Trees.
362
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,600
Glad you're here.
363
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,720
We got special
group rate sales...
364
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,120
Save you a lot of money.
365
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,400
( Chimp screeching )
366
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,360
The girl with the monkey...
367
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,840
There she goes.
368
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,960
Hey, come back here.
369
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,840
( Screeching )
370
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,280
Where did he go?!
371
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,480
Get your men out on the road.
372
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,280
Find that animal! Now!
373
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,120
Dave:
Oscar?
374
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,840
Dave, one tear
375
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,240
and you are history!
376
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,680
Honey, what do you think?
377
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,640
George, does the word "overkill"
mean anything to you?
378
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,800
Please don't be
so negative, honey.
379
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,240
I just want this house
380
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,440
to feel as christmasy
as possible.
381
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,360
George, this is not funny.
382
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,360
You are obviously overloading
something, everything.
383
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,600
I'll check
the fuse box... again.
384
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,520
Dave:
Vince, it's Christmas Eve.
385
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,320
Can we knock off early?
386
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,200
Vince: Nobody knocks off
till we find that monkey.
387
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,360
Announcer:
Well, the sun is setting
388
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,840
over Santa's tropical
winter wonderland.
389
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,920
We wish you and your family
a happy Christmas Eve.
390
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,560
We leave you now with "don't cry
for me, Santa Clausito."
391
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,240
I'm doomed, Ray.
392
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,880
I've got nothing--
no money, no gifts.
393
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,120
Don't worry, Alex.
394
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,080
I can float you
a small loan.
395
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,120
You've given me
a lot already.
396
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,480
And even if you did
397
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,760
all the stores
are already closed.
398
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,200
I don't even have
anything for you.
399
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,400
You don't have to
get me anything.
400
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,560
You're there for me
all year long.
401
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,000
You're my best friend.
402
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,680
Thanks. But there's still
a small matter of my family.
403
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,920
I can't even face them
right now.
404
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,200
See you tomorrow.
405
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,400
Okay.
406
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,200
Mr. Mack:
Tell me-- am I nuts?
407
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,840
I spend all week on this
ridiculous light show
408
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,480
and I can't even turn it on
409
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,360
without blowing out
all our fuses.
410
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,640
I'll have to work on it
all day tomorrow
411
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,520
and it still might not be ready.
412
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,400
Bernard may have
the last laugh... again.
413
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,840
George, what about me?
414
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,960
Have you taken a good look
at this house lately?
415
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,760
I can't possibly
get it cleaned up by tomorrow.
416
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,680
Mom, I wanted to wear this
for the party tomorrow
417
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,520
and it has a big rip.
418
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,640
Can you fix it?
419
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,960
No, Annie,
I, I don't have the time.
420
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,080
You'll have to sew it yourself.
421
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,880
Mom, you know I can't sew.
422
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,240
You can split atoms,
but you can't sew?
423
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,600
Fine, forget it.
424
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,040
I'll just wear
something I hate instead.
425
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,800
Mr. Mack:
Alex is still out?
426
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,200
Mrs. Mack: Yes, and she's
probably having a great time too.
427
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,320
( Zapping )
428
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,720
( Whispering ):
Hey, guys.
429
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,840
Alex?
430
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,440
Honey...
431
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,920
Hey.
432
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,040
Merry Christmas.
433
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,360
Thank you so much.
434
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,080
Mr. Mack:
And my lights.
435
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,040
What a wonderful surprise.
436
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,080
How did you do
all of this?
437
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,680
Well, Ray helped a little.
438
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,320
The rest just kind of
happened by accident.
439
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,000
As long as we can keep them
running until Bernard gets here
440
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,120
I'll be happy.
441
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,480
Thanks, Alex.
442
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,320
You guys don't have to be
so nice to me.
443
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,160
I didn't even get
any of you presents.
444
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,440
Mrs. Mack:
Alex...
445
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,400
You've given us so much
446
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,520
more than you know,
and not just this.
447
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,040
Everything you do.
448
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,640
Honey, we love you.
449
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,560
You don't have to
buy us presents.
450
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,720
Hey, you guys,
dinner's being served.
451
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,200
Good, I'm ready.
452
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,920
Annie, you think
that chimp got away?
453
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,280
I hope so.
454
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,840
Once they discover
he has powers like you
455
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,360
they're going to see you
456
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,560
as an even bigger threat
than ever.
457
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,320
So it's good
we helped him escape?
458
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,000
As long as you made it, yeah.
459
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,200
But, whatever
made you do it, Alex?
460
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,840
Because he was just like me.
461
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,120
I guess.
462
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,320
Wherever he is
463
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,680
I hope he has friends
like you guys
464
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,040
to look out for him.
465
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,960
Boy, I'm glad
I found you again.
466
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,720
And don't worry, Oscar.
467
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,640
I'm not going to give you
back to Vince.
468
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,440
He's not ready
to nurture anybody yet.
469
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,360
But you and me? We're a team.
470
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,480
You hungry?
471
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,920
( Chimp chatters )
472
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,480
I'll get you something.
473
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,600
Man on TV: Ha-ha. I finally
got my revenge, Santa.
474
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,480
Finally the world will learn
475
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,280
that there's another holiday
every December
476
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,640
and merry Christmas?
477
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,440
I don't think so.
478
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,960
( Zapping and screeching )
479
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,960
( Screeching )
480
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,720
( Zapping and screeching )
481
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,760
TV announcer:
Now, welcome back to
482
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,800
Merry Christmas?
I don't think so
483
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,520
a special colorized
holiday presentation
484
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,920
brought to you
by the good people
485
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,000
at Paradise Valley Chemical
486
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,720
who believe in progress
at any cost.
487
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,640
( Car door slams )
488
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,760
Oh, no.
489
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,560
( Doorbell rings )
490
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,720
Bernard,
long time no see.
491
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,440
Hiya, George.
492
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,200
Do you, uh, mind
if we have a word outside?
493
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,680
George, uh, I was thinking
on my way over here tonight
494
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,000
how I've made jokes at your
expense over the years.
495
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,560
Jokes? I really can't
recall that, Bernie.
496
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,000
You know, how I used to tease
you about being Mr. Wizard
497
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,840
or how one day you'd discover
498
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,880
how to turn those little
paychecks into big ones?
499
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,960
Oh, now it's
coming back to me.
500
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,440
Well, before I enter
your beautiful home
501
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,040
and see your family again
502
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,760
I wanted to let you know
that I am sorry...
503
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,240
And that I am very proud
504
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,920
that my sister has married
such a good guy.
505
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,840
Merry Christmas, George.
506
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,800
Merry Christmas, Bernard.
507
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,440
Merry Christmas.
508
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,120
Look, you want to help me
hang some lights?
509
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,320
Oh, yeah, but it's not
one of those contraptions...
510
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,560
No, no...
Honey, honey, look who's here.
511
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,640
Annie:
Hey, Alex
512
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,200
what is it you want
for Christmas?
513
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,400
( Zapping )
514
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,600
Ray:
That's cool.
515
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,080
Merry Christmas, Al.
516
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,400
Come on, you guys,
let's go eat.
517
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,400
Merry Christmas, Ray.
518
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,960
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