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( Horn honking )
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I'm Alex mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life.
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And since then...
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Nothing's been the same.
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( Zapping )
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My best friend Ray
thinks it's cool.
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My sister Annie
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment.
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But you know something?
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I guess
I'm not so average anymore.
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We've got
to do something, Ray.
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I can't let Annie find me.
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What's the deal?
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It's my dad's father-daughter
golf tournament.
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Annie wants me to be
the daughter.
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I hate golf.
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Golf is cool.
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I happen to be
a 38 handicap.
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[Annie]
Alex?
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I hate mini-golf
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and they have
windmills.
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Well, Annie's
a daughter, too.
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Let her be the daughter.
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[Annie]
Alex!
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Cover me.
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[Annie]
Alex?
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Alex, you in here?
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Alex!
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Hey.
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( Sighing )
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Ladies and gentlemen,
to the first tee, George Mack!
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Honey,
what do you think?
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You're going out
looking like that?
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It's all I have
in the house
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and who knows if I'll
ever play again?
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Besides, it's traditional
golfing attire.
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George...
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No golf in the house.
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( Clears throat )
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So, where are the girls?
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I believe they're outside.
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How long has it been since
you've played golf?
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25 years,
give or take
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but the tournament has nothing
to do with how good you are.
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It gives the
employees a chance
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to get together,
have a few laughs
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bond with
middle management.
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It doesn't hurt
to score points
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with Fred Pratt, the new head of R & D
-- politics.
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He's upset I got
the GC-161 assignment.
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I want to try
to smooth things over.
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Does it matter to you
that your daughters
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have no interest
in playing golf?
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They've never played.
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Maybe they'll like it.
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Besides, today we're just
going to hit a bucket of balls.
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No big deal,
tomorrow's the tourney.
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Anyway, you're the one
who's always telling me
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I need to spend more
time with the girls.
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Well, this is
quality time.
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Right-- George, you need
to rotate your hips
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and swing
through the ball.
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So, who's my partner,
Annie or Alex?
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I believe they're
discussing that right now.
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Alex, I'm not stupid.
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[Ray]
That's not Alex.
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I'm telling you--
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That's just some puddle.
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Raymond, please, she owes me.
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I let her borrow my jacket.
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I baby-sat
the milligans' two terrors
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when she wanted
to see Ruinator 3.
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I was the one
that did the sack race
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with Dad at
the Company Luau.
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You didn't tell me
about the Luau.
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Come on, Alex.
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Hi, girls.
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Time to get out
to the driving range.
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Who's my partner?
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Ooh, I'd love to, Dad
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but I have some
things to do.
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Alex is your partner.
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Okay, Alex, let's roll.
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Good! Now, remember
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this means a lot to Dad.
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It's a business thing.
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Be your smiling self
and you'll be fine.
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I just have to hit
the ball, right?
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Yeah, and I think you
have to wear a sweater.
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Oh, well.
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It won't be so bad.
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What do you mean?
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I have one word
for you:
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Golf carts.
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Well, okay,
that was a nice swing, honey.
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I kept my head down.
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Yes, but you have to
transfer your weight.
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Here, let me show you.
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Nice easy stance.
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Head down,
slow backswing.
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Left arm straight.
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Well, the important thing
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is that we're
out here together.
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You and me,
father and daughter.
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We'll have a great time
in the tourney tomorrow.
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Mm-hmm. So when can we
ride the golf carts?
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Not yet.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Ray said the golf carts are fun.
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Well, Ray's not here, is he?
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Slow down your backswing
this time.
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Don't you like
the golf carts?
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We'll talk golf carts
in a bit.
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Right now I want to see
a nice, easy backswing.
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[Man]
Hey, George Mack!
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Fred Pratt-- hey, sport,
how's it going?
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Oh, Fred, this is
my daughter, Alex.
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Good to meet you, Alex.
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My daughter, Monica,
will be along soon.
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She's got quite a game.
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Perhaps the two of you
could get together
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and develop a little
friendly rivalry.
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I think I'll just
get a soda.
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I didn't know you played.
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( Both chuckle )
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Hey, that's, uh, quite
an outfit you've got there.
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Uh, yeah, it's, um,
traditional golfing attire.
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Right. You mind
if I hit one?
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Oh, be my guest.
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Hmm...
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( Sighs )
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Excuse me?
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I'm looking for Watson's
quantum mechanics applied.
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I can't find it.
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The Dewey decimal system
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has let down another customer.
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Let's see,
quantum mechanics
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is that Fords or Chevys?
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Quantum mechanics
isn't about automobiles.
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Here it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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Annie, come on.
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( Zapping )
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( No audio )
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( Honks horn )
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( Honking )
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( Honking )
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[Both]
Whoa!
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( Tires screeching )
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( Yelping )
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( Screaming )
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[Annie] Could you guys
go get the books, please?
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Kevin Mickelman came back
from his physics camp
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and he is
looking good.
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Not only can he solve
some unbelievable equations
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but, for the most part
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his skin has
really cleared up.
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( Sighs, sniffs )
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What did you get
for 11?
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Annie, must you be
such a barbarian?
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I'm telling you
of Kevin's return
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for a very
specific reason.
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You are?
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As you may not know,
he's hosting
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a big D & D on-line
gala this weekend
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and he specifically
told me to invite you.
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Kevin... I'm not sure
I remember him.
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He has a very
sneaky wizard.
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Oh, is he that kid
that they used to call
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"Icky-sticky" Mickelman?
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I never used
to call him that.
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Yes?
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Shh!
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I know you have
a very active social life
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but this is a library.
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I know exactly
where we are, believe me.
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You want me
to call the cops?
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No, I'm sorry, we'll try
to keep it down.
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People like that...
Ugh!
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Georgie,
you going to enter
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the father-daughter
tournament tomorrow
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or stand around
showing off your duds?
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I'm really not sure.
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Not too shabby, huh?
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She's played since
she was six.
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She's also an excellent
tennis player.
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That's great, Fred,
you must be proud.
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I hear promotions
are doing fantastic...
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Monica, hit one
with your five iron.
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Her middle irons are
the strongest part of her game.
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Alex, where
have you been?
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It's a long story.
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( Fred clears throat )
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Have you met my daughter?
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Oh, uh, Alex
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this is Fred's daughter,
Monica Pratt.
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Monica was showing your dad
a thing or two about golf.
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You like golf?
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Oh, yeah,
love it.
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Well, I hope you don't
take after your old man.
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Monica, why don't you
show the Macks
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a thing or two
about the five iron?
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I like the wooden clubs.
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Oh, you do,
do you?
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Yeah, Dad's been teaching me
to slow down my backswing
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and keep my head down.
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[Mr. Mack]
Alex, uh, um...
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Is that right, Dad?
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That's fine, honey.
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Let's go.
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See you on the course
tomorrow.
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( Snorts )
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( Crickets chirping )
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Okay.
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Start at
the beginning.
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There's this guy,
Frank Platt.
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Fred Pratt.
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He was bragging
about his daughter
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what a great golf
player she was
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and Dad felt
really bad.
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I remembered
what you said
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about this meaning
so much to him.
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So I kind of whacked one.
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I have no sympathy for you.
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Now you're stuck.
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I couldn't
help it.
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It's awful, Annie.
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I mean
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do you know how
impossible it is
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to hit
a golf ball?
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You have to keep
your head down
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rotate your hips
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keep your
arm straight.
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Now everyone thinks
I'm a great golf player.
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That doesn't
look right.
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Maybe you're
supposed to
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keep your
hips straight
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and rotate
your neck.
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I would rather do homework
than play golf.
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You have to
go through with
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the tournament
tomorrow.
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I know, but you
should have seen
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the look on Dad's face.
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He looked so... proud.
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No powers, though, right?
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The place is
going to be packed.
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I know.
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( Ball clatters )
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Three... four.
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( Panting )
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I tell you, it was
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the most amazing thing
I have ever seen.
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I've read things
like this.
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Maybe Alex is just
a natural-born golfer.
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You know, Beethoven
never had a lesson.
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I guess.
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And what about you,
how did you play?
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Honestly,
I was miserable.
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I remember now
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why I haven't
played in 25 years.
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It's a terrible game.
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Wait a minute.
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I thought this wasn't
about how good you are.
269
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,040
This father-daughter
tournament
270
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,240
was supposed to bring
people from work
271
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,800
closer together.
272
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,680
Did you see
Fred Pratt?
273
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,560
Fred Pratt has
the personality
274
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,600
of a barnyard animal.
275
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,240
Oh, George.
276
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,760
( Grunts ) This
doesn't sound like fun.
277
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,120
I know. If it
was up to me
278
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,520
I'd cancel it.
279
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,600
But it means
so much to Alex.
280
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,480
You're a good
father, George.
281
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,320
[Annie]
Golfers leave yet?
282
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,680
Bright and early.
283
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,760
I am so excited
about Alex.
284
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,440
She may have
found something
285
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,560
she really loves.
286
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,440
Really loves?
287
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,440
Something she can
288
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,600
dedicate herself to.
289
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,360
You know
290
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,880
you have your studies
291
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,480
and your
study friends
292
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,120
and your study group.
293
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,640
You're saying I
study too much?
294
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,000
No, no, that's not
what I meant. Um...
295
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,320
Maybe I should
broaden my horizons.
296
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,320
There's many different
types of people
297
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,960
not everybody
has to be a genius.
298
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,920
That's what makes
the world go round.
299
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,760
You have a nice
circle of friends.
300
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,080
( Rapping at door )
301
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,520
Hi.
302
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,760
Hi, Annie.
303
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,560
Hi, Mrs. Mack.
304
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,040
Hi... kids.
305
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,000
Okay,
let's go.
306
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,080
Bye, Mom.
307
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,040
Hey, big guy.
308
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,280
Hey, Scooter!
309
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,080
Alex, this is
Gordon Kramer.
310
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,800
We call him Scooter.
Hi.
311
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,800
Hey, Alex.
312
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,440
George, that
fungus analysis
313
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,680
you did last week
314
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,200
brought a tear
to my eye.
315
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,040
Thanks, Scooter,
it's nice to know
316
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,320
it didn't go
unnoticed.
317
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,600
Oh, beautiful.
318
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,680
It's almost tee time.
319
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:13,720
Got to go.
320
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,800
See you there
in a minute.
321
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,080
Hey, look
who's here.
322
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,040
Oh, hello,
Fred.
323
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,600
How are you
this morning?
324
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,640
George is trying
325
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,560
to make friends
with the enemy.
326
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,760
Little does he know
we will crush them.
327
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,520
[Announcer]
To the first tee
328
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,520
will be Monica and Frank Platt.
329
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,680
They will be followed
330
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,600
by George and Alex Mack.
331
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,360
It's Pratt!
Fred Pratt!
332
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,560
And you two
are going down.
333
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,800
So, are you
having fun?
334
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,480
Oh, yeah, I love it
335
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,680
hanging out with
all the guys.
336
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,960
Are you?
337
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,600
Sure. This is
going to be great.
338
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,480
You want to drive
the golf cart?
339
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,000
Uh, no.
340
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,120
[Annie]
Pythagoras said that the square
341
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,600
of the hypotenuse
of a right triangle
342
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,920
is equal to the sum
343
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,960
of the square
of its two sides.
344
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,160
No, the only way to
figure out the hypotenuse
345
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,920
is to square the legs
of the angle.
346
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,880
Euclid.
347
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,720
You're mixing the
ideas of euclid
348
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,360
with those
of Pythagoras.
349
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,480
Neither mentions
the hypotenuse.
350
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,440
Excuse me?
351
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,360
I couldn't help
overhearing
352
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,400
but it was euclid
who proved
353
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,360
that the sum of the
three interior angles
354
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,880
equals the sum of
two right angles.
355
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,960
Hey, he's right.
356
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,960
I remember
357
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,680
Professor Stevens
mentioned that.
358
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,760
What about your
hypotenuse
359
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,840
Mr. Bossy Boots?
360
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,000
My hypotenuse?
361
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,200
I had my hypotenuse
surgically removed.
362
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,440
Huh.
363
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,880
To tee off, Monica Platts
364
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,000
then her father, Frank Platts.
365
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,440
( Applause )
[Mr. Mack] Nice shot.
366
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,640
See how she keeps
her head still?
367
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,880
Yeah, nice.
368
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,080
What a show-off.
369
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,120
( Birds chirping )
370
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,360
( Air hums )
371
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,800
( Whooshing )
372
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,400
( Grass rustling )
373
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,880
I think you need
to rotate your hips
374
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,400
a bit more,
Mr. Platt.
375
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,160
Come on, Alex.
376
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,640
That's not very
sportsmanlike.
377
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,680
[Announcer]
Next up, Alex Mack.
378
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,080
( Clapping )
Good luck, honey.
379
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,600
( Ball boinging )
380
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,560
( Applause )
381
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,720
( Whooshing )
382
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,680
( Whizzing )
383
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,840
Hey!
384
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,400
Hey! Hey!
385
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,920
( Whizzing )
386
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,480
( Quacking )
387
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,160
( Whirring )
388
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,240
Yeah!
389
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,320
( Ball whooshing )
390
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,080
( Clattering )
391
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,640
Yeah!
392
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:38,440
( Cheering and applause )
393
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,600
Well, this isn't a day
I'll soon forget.
394
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,720
Me neither.
395
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,280
18 holes sure seems
like a lot, though.
396
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,080
Why don't they
just make it
397
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,160
ten or something?
398
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,120
I don't know.
399
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,920
Golf's a weird game.
400
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,920
We haven't done
anything like this
401
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,320
just you and me
402
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,440
in a long time.
403
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,920
Are you sure you
don't want to drive?
404
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,880
Positive.
405
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,480
Yesterday I
could have sworn
406
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,680
you wanted to drive.
407
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,600
Skipper, what are
you doing here?
408
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,720
The whole tournament
is on the line.
409
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720
Oh, hey, Scooter.
410
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,000
We just
weren't that...
411
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,040
Interested.
412
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,680
Oh, well, interested or not
413
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,880
Pratt's on the 18th.
414
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,480
And if he misses this putt
415
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,280
you guys win.
416
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
We do?
417
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,680
Thanks,
Scooter.
418
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,000
Hey, hello.
419
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Hey.
420
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,400
Um, you got a minute?
421
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,320
I think the library
will survive.
422
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,800
For a minute.
423
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,680
I just wanted to apologize
424
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,800
for my friends.
425
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800
For?
426
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,440
Being snobs.
427
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,360
See, we're all in the gifted
program at West High
428
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,320
and Rona
429
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,680
actually, all of us
430
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,120
well, we kind of assumed
that you were just...
431
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,920
You saw me
empty garbage
432
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,720
and dust
and file books.
433
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,480
You thought I was
less than a genius.
434
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,200
Bryce.
435
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,840
I'm Annie Mack.
436
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,920
Well, Annie Mack
437
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,440
you know the first
thing they teach you
438
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,560
when you get a job
at the library?
439
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,720
What?
440
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,360
Don't judge a book
by its cover.
441
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,240
I'm off in
a few minutes.
442
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:33,960
Wait up.
443
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,400
I'll walk with you.
444
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,280
Okay.
445
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,240
( Applause )
446
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,880
[Mr. Mack]
Apparently, the winner
447
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,200
is automatically entered
448
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,960
in next week's
father-daughter tournament
449
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,320
in Pittsfield
gardens.
450
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320
That means
451
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,760
if Pratt misses
the putt
452
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,680
it's us?
453
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,000
Would you mind
if we lost?
454
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,960
Would you?
455
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,920
I asked
you first.
456
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,200
Well...
457
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,680
Not really.
458
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,200
Me neither.
459
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,160
Really?
460
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,760
I don't like
golf, Dad.
461
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,360
I just thought
you did.
462
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,440
I didn't really
463
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,920
but I thought
you did.
464
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,920
I didn't want
to disappoint you.
465
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,640
Oh.
466
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,080
( Air vibrating )
467
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,520
( Air hissing )
468
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,280
( Air pulsates )
469
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,120
( Cheering )
470
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,480
That was a close one.
471
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,800
( Whooping )
472
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,520
( Laughing )
473
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,520
Thank you.
474
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,760
Thank you
very much.
475
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,240
I couldn't
have done it
476
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,600
without the help
of my daughter.
477
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,640
Excuse me.
478
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,000
Mack!
479
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,480
Mack! Hey!
480
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,560
Good game.
481
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,080
It was the
most bizarre
482
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,760
round of golf
I ever played
483
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,720
but you showed me
something.
484
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,680
You're a heck
of a competitor.
485
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,080
So's your
daughter.
486
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,240
Thanks,
Fred.
487
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,800
I'll see you
Monday, huh?
488
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,760
Monday it is.
489
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,880
Okay!
490
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,360
( Applause )
491
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,560
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