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A POP Original Series
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[Birds chirp]
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[Dog barks]
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- What is that?
- What's what?
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- S-something spilled.
- What?
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- Something spilled in the bed.
- Okay, well, clean it up!
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- No, it's wet.
There's wet in the bed.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Well, what did you spill,
David?
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- I didn't spill anything!
- Well, what...
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are you bleeding?
- What?! No!
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- Well, what is it?
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- Nothing.
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- Is it you? What happened?
- Nothing!
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- Oh my God, David,
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did you wet the bed?
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- No. I have to go.
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I have to go.
- You're not going anywhere.
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- No, I need to leave.
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- David, calm down, okay?
It's fine.
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- It's not fine!
Nothing about that is fine.
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Do we have to file for divorce
if we were never married?
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- We are not getting divorced...
Yet.
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I need to see if I can get the
stain out of my sheets first.
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- Okay, does that window open?
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Because I'm about to jump
out of it!
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- David, just get in the
shower, I will deal with this.
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Just let-let me do that for you.
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And I gotta probably get
these sheets in the wash
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sooner than later.
- I will take a shower,
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but we must never see
each other again.
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- Okay, that sounds like
a fair deal.
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David, I'm gonna need
the bedspread too, so...
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Just--
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Okay.
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[Door slams]
I love you.
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- I'm glad one of us does!
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♪♪♪
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[Door creaks]
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- Hey. Hmm!
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- So how was your seventh
shower?
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- Satisfactory,
thank you so much.
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- Listen David, I--
- Yeah, you know what?
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Can we just not?
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- Well, I think
it's important that we do.
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- Oh my God!
- Look, things happen.
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- Yes, things happen!
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Things happen
all in your sheets,
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and now you need to remake
your little bed,
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because I peed in it!
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- David, there is absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
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And look, I found this blanket
that I thought I had lost
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in the laundry room,
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so you've actually done me
a favour.
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- Mm.
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- So maybe we can um...
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maybe we can take divorce
off the table?
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- Maybe, but if the tables
were turned,
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I can't say I'd be as generous.
- Understood.
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[Crackling]
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- What is that noise?
- I don't know.
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Maybe the sheets
are a bit stiff.
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- No, it's like a,
a crinkling sound.
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- Oh, you're probably just
sitting on the mattress tag.
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- [Gasps]
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Is this a mattress protector?
- No.
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No, no, that's a...
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a second sheet that you put on
the mattress,
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um, that my mom gave me
when I moved in, so I just--
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- You put down a plastic sheet?
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- Well, I don't think
it's a pla--I mean,
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it might have like a rubberized
coating, but I don't know.
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- Oh my God!
- Purely coincidental.
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- Purely coincidental?
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- [Sighs] Okay, look.
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I just wanted you to be
comfortable in case
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it happened again, that's--
- Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm.
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- Come on, David,
it's an expensive mattress!
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- More expensive than my
dignity?
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- I mean, comparable, at least.
- Wow.
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Wow!
- Okay.
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- Well...
- No good?
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[Door creaks, slams]
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[Birds chirping]
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- [Knocks] Hey,
I just got off the phone
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with the PR people
from Interflix,
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they're making the announcement
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about the "Crows" movie
at noon,
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so they've requested that you
do a social media takeover,
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but don't worry,
I will handle it.
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- Takeover?
That sounds hostile.
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- No, they just want you like,
send out posts
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from their account,
but I will do it for you.
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- You will?
- Mhmm, trust me.
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I've dated enough mid-level
latte art influencers
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to know what the people want.
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- I'm sorry Alexis,
I only understood
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about half of what
you just said.
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What exactly is required of me?
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- Um, just like,
a couple of cute pics,
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and funny one-liners.
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- I see, and you would be
the architect behind
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those funny one-liners?
- Mhmm.
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- Colour me curious,
what might one
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of my humorous quips
sound like to you?
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- Oh my God,
I don't know yet.
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- Well, it's just that you
and I have very different
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comedic stylings, dear.
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I take a slightly
more cerebral approach.
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- Okay, you were the one
that described social media
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as an amusement park for
clinical narcissists so,
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I'm doing you a favour.
- Very well.
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Let me see what
you're typing!
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"Big news coming soon,
caw caw!"
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And a little yellow cartoon...
winking.
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You know what would be fun,
Alexis,
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let's put a beak on
that winking cartoon.
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- No, you can't do that.
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- Let me handle this, please.
- [Sighs]
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- Okay, is it on?
Can they see us?
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- No, you just press "send."
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- Alexis, this is exciting!
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We have our very own
digital soapbox here!
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It reminds me of the
Nickelodeon pilot I did
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in which Ashley Tisdale
and I played suffragettes.
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You remember, "You Go, Girl."
- Mhmm.
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- Have you pressed send yet?
- Send.
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- Okay, great. Now we just
wait three and a half hours,
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until people are on their lunch
break,
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and then we post again.
- Okay.
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Alexis, they're liking it!
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We have five likes!
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People are cawing back!
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Oh Alexis, I think you and I
might need to purchase...
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antibiotics.
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I believe we've just gone viral.
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- Ohhh! [Chuckles]
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'kay.
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[Birds chirp]
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- A 20 minute drive
to another motel.
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Mr. Rose,
what are we doing here?
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- Well, I brought you here,
Stevie, because...
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I think we should buy it.
- Uh.
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Yeah, okay.
I'm-I'm not sure about that.
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- No surprise there, Johnny,
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I told you she's not the
visionary you and I are.
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- Stevie, this is the
inevitable next step
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in building the Rosebud Empire.
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- Okay, but I think maybe
we should talk about it first,
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before we just jump
into building the empire.
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- Well, I know this must be a
little overwhelming right now,
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but I thought it was better
for you to...
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see the place yourself.
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Roland, there are a lot
of cars here today.
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I thought you set up
a private showing.
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- I'm pretty sure I said
private.
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- Okay, heads up,
this must be the agent.
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Smile.
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- Good morning, are you here
for Benny Terkstra?
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- Uh, I spoke with somebody
named Betty,
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but I was mowing the lawn
at the time,
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so your guess is as good
as mine.
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- Betty is Benny's wife.
Please, follow me.
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- Huh, Betty and Benny?
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[Chuckles]
What are they, puppets?
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It's the Benny and Betty Show!
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- Okay, Roland--
- Tu! Tu!
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I'm Betty. I'm Benny.
I'm Betty!
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[Door opens, footsteps thud]
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[Sombre organ music
plays quietly]
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- Why do I get the feeling
this isn't an open house?
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- Maybe it's because
of the coffin.
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- This is a funeral, Roland!
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What exactly did the woman
say to you?!
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- She said the showing
was at nine o'clock.
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She may have said viewing.
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- What the hell, Roland?!
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- Johnny, language, please!
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A man is dead.
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[Traffic rumbles]
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[Pen clicks]
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- David, you know, your tea
has been just sitting here
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untouched for about
half an hour,
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and you're probably gonna
have to drink something
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at some point.
- I'm just not that thirsty.
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I'm doing inventory.
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- Okay, you're making
this so much more
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of a thing than it needs to be.
- Am I?
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[Bell over door jingles]
- Buongiorno, boys!
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Oh ho! Say hello at all my new
hashtag "frands."
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It's a little word I assembled
to consecrate my fans,
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who are also my friends.
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- Okay, "frands"
doesn't sound nice.
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- To all of you asking
what is little mercantile
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establishment with the almost
gallery-like austerity?
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Well, it so happens
it's also owned by my son,
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David Rose, say hi, David.
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- Okay, I would rather not,
thanks.
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- And his hashtag fiancee,
Patrick.
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- I don't think you have
to say hashtag
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when you're just talking,
Mrs. Rose.
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- Okay, what are you doing?
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You look like the downfall
of society.
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Can you please turn that off
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while you're in our store,
please?
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- Very well.
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Frands, please keep checking
your phones
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for more "Crow" related
intel by me, Moira Rose,
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especially you,
"Wine and Cat Gal 74,"
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I do hope you stop crying soon.
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Caw! Caw! For now.
Muah!
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- Didn't realize you were
on social media.
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Only fleetingly.
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And only because the network
requested it.
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- That's nice.
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- Hm, it's noticeably
cheerless in here today.
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If I didn't know better,
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I would suspect a little
trouble in paradise.
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- David's just having a bit
of a day.
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Didn't get a lot of sleep
last night.
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- Okay, I'm doing fine, thanks!
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- David, what's wrong?
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[Gasps] Your sleep apnea
hasn't returned, has it?
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I thought that was remedied
when you got your new nose.
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- It was.
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- Is it night sweats?
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You're not eating pepperettes
in bed again!
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- No.
- Night terrors?
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- I don't wanna talk about it!
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- David, don't tell me you've
had a nighttime oopsie-daisy.
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- I'm sorry, a what?
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- I'm leaving.
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Okay? And if I don't come back
it's because of you.
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- Me?
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- Ooh dear.
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David's nocturnal enuresis
used to only happen
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when he went to bed
all juiced up
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with excited anticipation
about something.
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Christmas, birthdays,
the Ides of March.
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And now it seems
your impending nuptials
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has opened the floodgates.
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- Oh!
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Why am I oddly flattered?
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- I can't imagine.
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- Hmm.
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- Well, I hate to point
this out, Mr. Rose,
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but if you weren't in such
a rush to see this place,
248
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,973
we wouldn't be at a funeral.
249
00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,801
- No, it's what happens
250
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,368
when you leave anything
up to Roland.
251
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,065
We just have to find a window
where we can leave
252
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,067
without anybody seeing us.
253
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,895
Because the last thing we want
to do is offend the woman
254
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,810
that's selling us this place.
255
00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,857
- Well, assuming
we're actually buying it.
256
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,859
- You know what they say,
257
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,035
you can tell the quality
of a motel
258
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,211
by the food they serve
at the owner's funeral.
259
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,082
- We're not even supposed
to be here, Roland,
260
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,128
can you put the plate--
is that egg salad?
261
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,130
Betty: Johnny, is it?
262
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,654
- Yes, yes, it is.
- Mrs. Terkstra,
263
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,569
this is Johnny Rose.
264
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,702
- I-I'm sorry,
I don't believe we've met.
265
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,617
Um, how did you know my Benny?
266
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,227
- Johnny...
267
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:23,187
- Yes well, we were uh,
friends, I mean...
268
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,103
acquaintances,
I would say--
269
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,889
- From the bowling league.
- Uh, you mean curling?
270
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,065
Did you curl with my Benny?
271
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,807
- I-you know, more important,
272
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,460
I think we just wanted
to come by
273
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,245
and pay our respects.
- Mhmm.
274
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,551
- Because this must be
so difficult for you
275
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,597
dealing with your loss,
276
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,643
and uh... selling the motel.
277
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,298
- I'm sorry, I'm still trying
to place you.
278
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:50,693
I-I don't remember seeing you
at Benny's last bonspiel.
279
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,219
- Well, that's because
Johnny here um...
280
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,180
had another bonspiel to go to,
281
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,530
and unfortunately that bonspiel
282
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,837
was way more important
than Benny's bonspiel, so we...
283
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,142
- Well, Ro-Roland that--
284
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,404
- we had to go
to that bonspiel.
285
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,841
- No, no, no, that was-
I would've been...
286
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,320
- I think I know why
you're here.
287
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,366
It might be more appropriate
288
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,238
to have this conversation
outside.
289
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,982
- Since I wasn't in the curling
league, can I go home?
290
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,723
- No. No.
291
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,039
- Say Havarti, girls!
292
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,693
[Camera click]
293
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,216
Oh no! [Laughs]
294
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,826
Well, you can't win them all.
295
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,002
- Wow, someone's
in a surprisingly good mood,
296
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,004
considering they're
15 minutes late.
297
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,572
- Blame my new internet frands.
- What'd she just say?
298
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,227
- Oh, I was dragooned into
taking over the Interflix
299
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,055
social media channels today,
300
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,361
and apparently I'm quite
proficient at it.
301
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,363
- I thought you hated
social media.
302
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,017
What did you call it, a um,
303
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,367
a cauldron of self-absorption.
304
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:59,109
- You have an almost unsetting
memory, Twyla.
305
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,633
Now just a quick snap
for my friend,
306
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,593
"Wine and Cat Gal 74,"
and her frands
307
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,464
at the rehabilitation facility.
308
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,466
- Fine, but nothing gets posted
309
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,773
without my written approval.
[Camera clicks]
310
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,775
- Oh Alexis, wonderful!
I was just about to post.
311
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,995
Will you please do a selfie
of me, and my Jazzigals?
312
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,910
- Um, actually, may I speak
with you for a moment?
313
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,608
- If Interflix is asking
if I'll extend my takeover,
314
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,002
my answer is,
I'll think about it.
315
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,612
[Girls titter]
- Mm, actually,
316
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,483
I think we might wanna discuss
this matter privately.
317
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,269
- Okay, two minutes, gals?
In the meantime,
318
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,097
if you'd like to follow
the Interflix channels...
319
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,794
- Oh no, that won't be
necessary.
320
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,449
Okay, who taught you how
to livestream?!
321
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,799
- A wonderful teen named
CherryBus,
322
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,714
she lives in Singapore.
Why? Who wants to know?
323
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,672
- Okay, well, did she teach you
how to turn it off?
324
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,457
Because you just posted
your entire conversation
325
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,372
with David and Patrick!
326
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,940
- No, I distinctly remember
putting down the phone.
327
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,724
- But you didn't stop
recording.
328
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,508
So people basically got like,
a whole podcast
329
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,510
about how David's wetting
the bed again.
330
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,295
If I wasn't your publicist,
I would be enjoying
331
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,297
the situation a lot more
than I am.
332
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,386
Which is still like,
quite a lot.
333
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,562
- Oh, dear.
334
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,304
Fortunately, David doesn't
subscribe to social media,
335
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,827
so we-we just need
to take it down,
336
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,742
and David will be none
the wiser.
337
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,004
- Okay.
338
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,354
- Hey Moira,
you weren't lying!
339
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,443
You do have a knack for this.
340
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,141
- What are we looking at?
341
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,882
- Okay, um, no need
to watch that.
342
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,579
Okay, Twyla, if you haven't
seen it already,
343
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,537
then maybe just once,
but that is it!
344
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,452
[Online video plays]
345
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,282
- Now, I-I'd like to start
from the beginning.
346
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,154
- Mrs. Terkstra,
we-we were just--
347
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,808
- I was speaking.
- Yes, you were.
348
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,635
- It's becoming very clear
that you people
349
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,420
didn't know my husband at all.
350
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,291
- Well now,
when you say "know" uh--
351
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,598
- Am I still talking?!
- Yes, you were, ma'am.
352
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,469
- I can't say I wasn't
expecting you,
353
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,602
I just didn't think you'd
show up at the funeral!
354
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,474
I'm aware that my husband
was not perfect.
355
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,390
I told him that poker ring
was risky,
356
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,740
and I know there were some
shady business dealings
357
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,525
that went on behind
closed doors,
358
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,309
but I had nothing
to do with it!
359
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,833
- I'm sorry?
360
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,443
- Well, you're the federal
agents I was warned about.
361
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,445
No need to keep up the act.
362
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,708
Her face has "fed" written
all over it.
363
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,188
- Thanks...
364
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,407
- Mrs. Terkstra,
we're not feds.
365
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,583
No, there seems to have been
some crossed wires here.
366
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,195
No, we thought we were coming
out to look at the property.
367
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,371
We're from Rosebud Motel.
368
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,373
- Maureen Bud's old place?
369
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,244
- That would be the one.
370
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,899
Uh, Aunt Maureen is...
was my aunt.
371
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,901
- Oh, for heaven's sakes!
372
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,556
Benny and I used to play bingo
with Maureen.
373
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,037
- [Laughs]
What a small world!
374
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,735
Johnny and I used to play
bingo with Maureen,
375
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,563
right after curling.
- Roland.
376
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,913
- Well, it would be a relief
to sell this place
377
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,436
to someone we know.
378
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,569
- Uh, well, we're not sure yet.
379
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,614
- But we can touch base
again next week,
380
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:40,749
and again, you have our
deepest condolences.
381
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,577
- Well, now that you're here,
why don't you come on in,
382
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,753
and pay your respects to Benny?
- Oh...
383
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,060
- Considering you may be taking
over his home.
384
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,583
- Yes, yes, yes.
Well, sure.
385
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,238
We can come in,
and pay our respects.
386
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,240
- Too bad it's not
an open casket.
387
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,243
I would've loved to say goodbye
to old Benny's face.
388
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,592
- We'd be happy to open it
for you.
389
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,986
- No, no, closed-closed
is fine.
390
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,684
[Groans]
- You sure?
391
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,429
[Music plays on the radio]
392
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,953
- [Gasps] Oh look Alexis,
Patrick's here.
393
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,478
- Yep, you asked me
to meet you here.
394
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,871
- Hmm.
395
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,612
- So what-what-what's goin' on?
396
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,008
- And David is bewitching
himself elsewhere?
397
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,271
- Yeah, he is uh,
dusting the shelves,
398
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,490
even though I cleaned them
last week,
399
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,623
but hey, whatever it takes
to get him through this.
400
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,974
- Priority number one,
get David through this!
401
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,107
- Mhmm, mhmm!
402
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,587
Quick "Q," um,
403
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,633
has David taken your phone,
or anything,
404
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,244
or like, looked
at anyone else's phone?
405
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,465
- No.
406
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,467
Sorry, somebody wanna tell me
what's goin' on?
407
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,860
- Okay, okay... so, no biggie,
408
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:52,255
but my mom may have
accidentally posted
409
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,736
your little conversation
from this morning
410
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,564
over social media.
411
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,220
- The-the one about...
412
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,786
- The oopsie-daisy. Yes.
413
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,571
But don't worry,
I am involved now,
414
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,225
and I will be taking it down.
415
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,748
- It's still up?!
416
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,750
- And generating a lot
of traction.
417
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,100
But yes, it's been uh,
we're taking it...
418
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,450
it's being taken down
right now.
419
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,323
- So how... how did this happen?
420
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,413
- Right. I was strong-armed
421
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,806
into participating
in social marketing,
422
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,940
and a dear friend of mine
from Singapore,
423
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,811
Miss CherryBus,
424
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,640
suggested I try my hand at
creating a living stream.
425
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,642
- Okay, she doesn't know
what she's doing,
426
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,296
and didn't know that
it was recording.
427
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,300
- Okay look,
David can never,
428
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,607
ever find out about this.
429
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,826
I am actually afraid that
he will never sleep again.
430
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,091
- Precisely why we're involving
you in this covert stratagem.
431
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,310
- So all we need to do is keep
David off the internet
432
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,269
for like, 24 hours,
433
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,835
or until a celebrity says
something wrong,
434
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,620
which could be any minute.
435
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,274
- Okay, I think I can
handle that.
436
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,277
- Wonderful!
Crisis averted. Hmm!
437
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,583
- Yeah, so you still haven't
taken the post down.
438
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,761
- I'm doing that now.
- Cool.
439
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,285
So I'll just sit here
until that happens.
440
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,288
- It's kind of cute, though.
- Alexis.
441
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,941
- Yes.
442
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,465
- Let's take it down.
- Mhmm.
443
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,557
[Insects buzz]
444
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,346
[Door opens]
445
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,000
- Oh Stevie,
446
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,481
listen, I owe you
an apology for today.
447
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,657
You know, the way I rushed you
into that thing.
448
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,181
On the plus side, we did make
that personal connection,
449
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,314
and I think we might be able
to get a better deal
450
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,491
than I had thought.
- Okay... "we?"
451
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,623
- Unless you have
a better idea,
452
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,886
I know you wanted to talk
this out, so uh...
453
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,366
I'm all ears.
454
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,716
- Mr. Rose, what I've been
trying to talk to you about
455
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,197
is more than just
the new motel.
456
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,504
- Oh. Well...
457
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,159
what is it, Stevie?
458
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,294
- I don't think I'm ready to...
459
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,993
commit to this business like,
460
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,606
as a whole.
461
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,303
- Oh.
462
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:10,654
Well, that is a bigger
conversation, isn't it?
463
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,309
- It's just, doing
"Cabaret" made me feel
464
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,311
like I should push myself,
465
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,835
and so I just wondered...
466
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,186
you know, maybe there's
something more
467
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,883
out there for me.
468
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,626
- Well, what are you saying,
you want out?
469
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,933
- No! Uh, I don't know,
I just...
470
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,503
I feel like I'd regret it
471
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,940
if I didn't at least try
to see what's out there.
472
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,074
- Well, if that's what you feel
473
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,685
you need to push yourself,
Stevie, I uh...
474
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,645
certainly am not gonna stand
in your way.
475
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,864
Same reason I left the button
factory
476
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,171
when I was a young man.
477
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,217
That, and the fact that
working conditions
478
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:54,133
weren't exactly safe
for a ten-year-old, but...
479
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,526
that being said,
I'm not going to pretend
480
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,050
that I don't hope
you'll come back.
481
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,359
Either way, I hope you find
what you're looking for.
482
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,232
- Mr. Rose... thank you.
483
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,367
Okay, you know what?
I think...
484
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,761
I should just head home early,
485
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,590
and think about it.
- Yeah...
486
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:21,377
or you can think about it
as you finish your shift?
487
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,118
- That's fair.
488
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,382
- I'm gonna miss
that enthusiasm.
489
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,819
- [Groans]
490
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,607
[Crickets chirp]
491
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,957
[Door opens, light clicks off]
492
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,221
- I'm so glad you decided
to stay.
493
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,746
- Well, there's literally
no liquid left in my body, so.
494
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,574
- [Small laugh]
495
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,446
- Oh! [Mattress crinkles]
- Yeah...
496
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,925
- Forgot about this.
497
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,231
- Taking that off first
thing tomorrow.
498
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,233
- Huh!
499
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,974
[Happy exhale]
500
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,803
I wonder how long my mom
lasted on the internets.
501
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,936
- Not long, I don't think.
502
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,764
You know, you were smart
to get off of there.
503
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,114
- Mhmm. I was curious to see
what kinds of things
504
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,421
she was posting throughout
the day, though.
505
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,249
- Yeah, nothing of note.
- Hmm.
506
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,425
- Um yeah, she really didn't
know how to use it, so.
507
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,948
- Mhmm.
- Hey,
508
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,428
let's talk about something
else.
509
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,256
- Sure, um...
510
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,954
what's the thread count
on this plastic?
511
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,263
- Okay, would it help
if I were to share
512
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,179
something private and
embarrassing with you?
513
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,616
- I might be too tired
for that tonight.
514
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,009
- Ha ha!
515
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,795
If we're gonna be married,
I just think it's important
516
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,494
that we be as open and honest
with each other
517
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,322
as we possibly can.
518
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,151
- What is this sexy thing?
519
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,850
- Okay, I only put this in
when you're not around.
520
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,332
It's my mouthguard.
- Oh...
521
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,856
well, there's nothing really
embarrassing about that.
522
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,467
Also, you look very beautiful.
523
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,164
- Aw, thank you.
524
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,515
Um, hmm.
525
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,038
How about...
526
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,432
now?
- My God!
527
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,261
- This is my nose thing,
528
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,263
and it just helps me breathe
better.
529
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,789
- I have never been more
attracted to you.
530
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,138
- Mm, same.
531
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,141
[David laughs]
[Cell phone chimes]
532
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,273
- Ooh!
533
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,410
Ronnie's texting me
a link to something?
534
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,065
- Okay, put it away, David.
It's bedtime.
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