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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,797 Greetings. Please have a seat. 2 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:15,009 In our country, we have people from many different caste and creed... 3 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:20,945 Hindu, Muslim, Catholic, Jain, Parsi and... Sikh 4 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:25,150 Courageous, generous, fearless, big-headed... 5 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:28,487 cheerful and true patriots. 6 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:32,356 This is the story of two Sikh friends. 7 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,725 Who used to live in Patiala, Punjab. 8 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:39,404 If there was one thing they owed their fame to: 9 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,762 It was their attitude. 10 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:45,708 Well, yes! He used to become innocent, childlike, jolly. 11 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:49,203 To such an extent, that no opponent ever got suspicious of them 12 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,646 and they would vvin the war right under his nose! 13 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,046 So, now, let's enter the wonderful World of Santa and Banta. 14 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,658 "Ladies and gentlemen!" 15 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:08,961 "This is the story of Santeshwar Singh Sollad." 16 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:12,162 "And Banteshwar Singh Bollad." 17 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:17,072 "Better known as Santa and Banta." 18 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,839 "No melody, no beat, no walk or style." 19 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,279 "No looks or dough, they are both broke." 20 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,648 "They want to live like this. No sweat, no work." 21 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:31,120 "They want to live like this. No sweat, no work." 22 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:34,682 "They march to their ovvn beat. The World can take care of itself." 23 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,852 "The World can take care of itself." 24 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,595 "Go for it." - It's pariridges or quails?" 25 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,558 "Santa and Banta." 26 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,901 "Santa and Banta. Here come Santa and Banta." 27 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:51,339 "Santa and Banta." 28 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:54,537 "Santa and Banta. Here come Santa and Banta." 29 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:58,115 "They have come along." 30 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,515 "They have come along." 31 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,747 "They have come along." 32 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,390 "The corpses rise from their grave, when they see them arrive." 33 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,553 "They come second in the race even if they run alone." 34 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,029 "They are a burden. - Santa! - They eat way too much. - Banta!" 35 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:18,500 "They are a burden. - Santa! - They eat way too much. - Banta!" 36 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:22,096 "They march to their ovvn beat. The World can take care of itself." 37 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,004 "The World can take care of itself." 38 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,508 "So it's..." 39 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,806 "Santa and Banta." 40 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:32,281 "Santa and Banta. Here they come." 41 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:35,717 "They are the desi boys." 42 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:39,153 "They are the crazy boys." 43 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,317 "Santa and Banta." 44 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,862 "Santa and Banta. Here they come." 45 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,068 "Get ready!" 46 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,968 "Control yourself, buddy! Oh, the cash!" 47 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,654 Hi, how was your day? 48 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,889 OkBY- 49 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,604 Position A, please respond. 50 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,677 Why are you still awake? 51 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,852 You're on, Akbar. - Yes, sir. 52 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,065 It's difficult to say anything right now, sir. 53 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,534 There was no threat, no ransom call. 54 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,229 Neither did he have any personal feud with anyone. 55 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,033 I went to Mr. Shankaﬁs house personally, sir. 56 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:06,008 I met his wife, Ms. Kareena and his best pal, Mr. Sonu Sultan. 57 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,172 Sir, Mr. Shankaﬁs kidnapping can be linked to people... 58 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,218 ...invo|ved in the investigation being conducted on him. 59 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,980 What kind of investigation? - Oh, no, it's... 60 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,113 Akbar? What kind of investigation? - Yes, sir? 61 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,226 There is an offshore shipping company called Royal Marine... 62 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,555 ...and Mr. Shankar had some evidence against it. 63 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:27,295 I'm sure some influential people are using this company... 64 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,162 ...as a front for illegal business. 65 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,132 Their identities will be revealed, very soon. 66 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,733 He believed, the company used the shipping business as a front... 67 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,603 ...whi|e concluding illegal businesses at the back, sir. 68 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,868 Yes, sir. And I wish to say... Hello? Hello! 69 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,411 Oh, no! 70 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,310 Hanumant. - Sir. 71 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,848 Keep this case top secret. - Sir. 72 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,451 Send for the list from the IB. 73 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,611 And send our top agents there, at once. 74 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,052 Absolutely. 75 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,852 Why did this have to happen just in time for the elections? 76 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,178 "Neither the will to live, nor the fear of death." 77 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,513 "The mobile you are trying is currently off." 78 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,320 I told you to come to my cabin, at once, right? 79 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,154 People could have gotten here from overseas, in that time. 80 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,353 Sir, I got a call. -A call? 81 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,698 Which call could be more impodant than my call? 82 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,995 Nature's call, sir. I went to the washroom. 83 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,002 You can't give a senior immature answers. 84 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,603 Do you know what a senior means? - I do, sir. 85 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,003 A senior is a senior and a junior is a junior. 86 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,270 A senior keeps talking, while a junior keeps listening. 87 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,243 A senior issues orders, which the junior follows. 88 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:53,010 The senior sits, while the junior stands. - Enough! 89 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,483 I didn't ask you to give a lecture about seniors. 90 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:00,113 The agents list was to arrive from the IB. What about it? 91 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,850 Sir, the agents‘ list is here. 92 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,484 Yes. Good. Thank you. 93 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:06,897 Jai, Veeru. 94 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,356 Who is Jai and Veeru? 95 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,398 They have many aliases. 96 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,368 They change names depending on the missions. 97 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:19,808 Jai-Veeru, aka, Jantar-Manta, aka Tikka Mikka, aka Sheila Munni. 98 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,038 Aka, Santa Banta. 99 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,641 Also known as? - That was the last alias. 100 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,379 They are going by these names at the moment. 101 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,087 Locate them both, at once. Go on. 102 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,952 No, make me stay. Have another go at it. 103 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,753 What is it? Why don't you leave? 104 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,293 You talk too much! 105 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:45,696 Jai Veeru, aka, Santa Banta. 106 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,937 "Be it London or America." 107 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,644 "Italy or Africa." 108 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,943 "We are famous all over." 109 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,888 "They know what we can do." 110 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,661 "Be it London or America. Italy or Africa." 111 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:15,358 "We are famous all over. They know what we can do." 112 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,298 "Here, there, everywhere." 113 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,940 "The beats of our drum, echo everywhere." 114 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,838 "The flute plays..." 115 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,047 "The flute plays, Santa plays the flute." 116 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,983 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 117 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,284 "Santa Banta! The Jats play their flute." 118 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,858 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute." 119 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,657 "Banta plays the flute." 120 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,368 "The best of pals, the best men amongst the Sikhs." 121 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,131 "Every kid knows them, how can you not know them?" 122 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:01,474 "No matter where they go, they rock the place." 123 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,810 "The flute plays..." 124 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:09,518 "When it's 7 pm, the tables are set out.'." 125 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,886 "We don't sip a few drinks, we empty the bottle." 126 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:16,392 "When the liquor hits, when we are totally drunk... 127 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,929 ...we go to the disco and shoo everyone away." 128 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:24,365 "We dance like Michael Jackson and we rock the world!" 129 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,640 "The flute plays. Santa plays the flute." 130 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,438 "Everywhere. The flute plays, Banta plays the flute." 131 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,673 "Santa and Banta. Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 132 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:40,513 "Everywhere. The flute plays. Banta plays the flute." 133 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,880 "Santa and Banta." 134 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,519 "They are cute, handsome and we think, they're gorgeous." 135 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,619 "They get our vote for |ove." 136 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:57,167 "They are smad and gorgeous. They are so cool!" 137 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,203 "Everywhere. Santa and Banta." 138 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,603 "The girls like us and fight over us." 139 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,040 "They invite us to all their pariies." 140 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:09,636 "Every girl's parents are ready to marry them to us." 141 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:13,980 "Whenever Santa passes by, Billoo opens her window." 142 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:19,347 "The flute plays. Santa plays the flute." 143 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:23,052 "Everywhere. The flute plays. Banta plays the flute." 144 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,392 "Santa and Banta." - "Santa plays the flute." 145 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,693 "Everywhere. The flute plays. Santa plays the flute." 146 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,630 "Santa plays the flute." 147 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,937 "Santa and Banta." - "Santa plays the flute." 148 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,709 Hey, that's a thousand rupee note! - Hey! 149 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,108 Banta! I saw it first. 150 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,442 No, that's wrong! I saw it first. 151 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,244 I saw it first. 152 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,046 Okay, fine. Let's split it, fifty fifty. 153 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,011 Done. So, that's a hundred... 154 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,817 mwhat about the remaining? 155 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,655 Right, buddy. 156 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,521 Oh, Mr. Balbir! 157 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,828 Bante! It's Mr. Ballu, the police officer. 158 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,435 So, the wedding is in your family? 159 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,561 Oh, no! So, you rascals are here, too? 160 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,970 Come on, get going. Get out of here. 161 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,405 Don't push us around. 162 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,305 We are your friends. - Yes. 163 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,878 What? My guests? 164 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,141 You can't pile on at my party, just like that! 165 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,716 Who are you? What do you think, you are worih? 166 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:23,116 All you can do is gatecrash weddings and eat for free. 167 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,213 You bathe at the lake and sleep in your truck. 168 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,088 I tell you, Billoo did the right thing. 169 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,253 She left you and went away, Santa! 170 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:42,002 If she hadn't left you, you would have made her live like you. 171 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:46,469 She was spared, poor girl! 172 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,974 Banta, I am going to tell her, today. 173 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,082 Hello. 174 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,618 I loves you. 175 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,721 Insolent man! What did you say? 176 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,984 Come on! Why did you hit me, when you didn't hear me? 177 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,433 Someone reminded me of you. - Oh. 178 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:16,699 He shook my mind up. Another one. 179 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,442 Go ahead, buddy. I'm listening. 180 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,805 Another drink, not another verse. 181 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,105 I thought, you meant the verse. 182 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,946 Banta. - Tell me. 183 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,951 What Mr. Ballu said... 184 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:33,546 He shouldn't have said it. - He shou|d've said it, earlier! 185 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,156 I'm glad Billoo left me and went away. 186 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,760 I deserve it. 187 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:43,757 I am a burden on the earih. Another one! 188 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,460 Finish this drink first, buddy. 189 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,968 Another verse, not another drink! 190 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,540 Let's hear it, buddy. I'm listening. 191 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,073 Listen to this. - Yes. 192 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,507 Forget the preamble, just listen to it, directly. 193 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,313 Another one. - How about the first verse, first? 194 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,246 Another drink, not a verse! 195 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,515 Billoo, you're so cunning, my darling. 196 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,884 Hey, you! Zip it. 197 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,387 Can I say something, buddy? 198 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,256 That human road roller, Balbir... 199 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,332 ...has brutally grazed the tractor that is your heart. 200 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,696 He wanted to put the brakes on your honor and he did it! 201 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,863 Honor? - That's it. 202 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:25,408 What honor are you talking about, Banta? 203 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,240 People ridicule us! They laugh about us! 204 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,076 Buddy... 205 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:36,916 ...their dull lives become a little brighter by laughing at us, right? 206 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,285 That's why, God made us. 207 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,820 Yes? 208 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,027 That line is worih a million rupees, Banta! 209 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,064 It's worih a million rupees! - Really? 210 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,596 Today... 211 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,491 ...|et's swear... 212 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,867 No, buddy. No Weird pledges. You can't give up the liquor. 213 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,133 Who said anything about quitting drinking? 214 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,040 Let's swear. 215 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,112 Watch it, get up carefully. Don't fall down. 216 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,373 Buddy, why do we have to leave the bed? 217 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,248 From today, we stad working hard. 218 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,215 We do? - Yes. 219 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,752 We will earn an honest living. 220 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,083 Don't get into honesty. Let's just make a living. 221 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:16,091 No! We will earn an honest living. - Okay, fine. We will! 222 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,561 No more loans! - No more! 223 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,357 No wasting time. - No more! 224 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,694 Staﬂ working! - Let's start 225 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,291 That's it. - Awesome! 226 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,937 You've cleaned up your act, right in time, Santa and Banta. 227 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,766 You need work and I need people who will work for me. 228 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,938 Amazing, buddy! 229 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,801 Before God could hear us, Mr. Jeetu heard us. 230 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,471 Mr. Jeetu, tell us. What's to be done? 231 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,106 Can you do it? Or are you drunk? 232 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:48,525 We use this amount of liquor to rinse out our mouths, daily. 233 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,360 Alright, then. My driver and navigator didn't come today. 234 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,160 I have to get some goods to the truck stand by the riverbank. 235 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,803 The goods are in the truck and it's right there. 236 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:08,878 "Let's fall in |ove!" 237 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,277 B uddy. - Yes? 238 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,908 Your grandpa was a truck driver, too. Right? 239 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,021 That's it! He was a hunter. 240 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,249 And he Wasn't an ordinary hunter. 241 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,087 He didn't hunt birds or anything. 242 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,718 He was a big game hunter! 243 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,559 What are you talking about? - You bet! 244 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,734 Once, he wanted to hunt at midnight. - Okay. 245 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,326 He took up his gun and set off. - What happened? 246 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,605 There was a dangerous turn up ahead. - Then what? 247 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,739 He turned, what else? - What? 248 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,311 Then came a tiger. A really huge one. 249 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,847 Then, what? - The tiger glared at grandpa. 250 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,282 Grandpa glared at the tiger. - Then what? 251 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,478 Red eyed... - The tiger. 252 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,521 No, grandpa was red eyed! - What? 253 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,320 He lifted the gun. - The tiger? - No, grandpa did! 254 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,927 Then, what? - He took aim. 255 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,722 Grandpa did? - No, the tiger did that! 256 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,457 Then, what? - He lifted his tail! 257 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,089 Who did? - The tiger did! 258 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,666 Then what? - He jumped! 259 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,258 Grandpa jumped! - No, the tiger jumped! 260 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,635 Then what? - Then what? It was a real tiger, he ate grandpa up! 261 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,963 We still have a veneration on his death anniversary. 262 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,577 Buddy, the police! 263 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,011 We told the police, too. But, the tiger never got caught. 264 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,447 Look at the police, there. Stop the truck. - Oh, no! 265 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,108 Is that Balbir? 266 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,649 Sir, you were right. 267 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,353 Jai and Veeru did come here about a case, two months ago. 268 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,962 But, now we don't have any news of them. 269 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,961 We have asked at the nearby police outposts. 270 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,293 So far, there is no information about them. 271 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,496 OkBY- 272 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,232 They are really strange people. 273 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,138 I have made a lot of calls, but there is no response. 274 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:50,705 Even James Bond can be found on a beach in briefs, after a mission. 275 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,077 And look at these two? 276 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,751 Sir, you have to listen. 277 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,446 This is Mr. Jeetu's truck. 278 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,616 We got caught, trying to earn an honest living. 279 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,125 You don't seem to recognize your childhood buddies! 280 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,990 Why are you dragging us to the police station? 281 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,861 One moment. - Sir! 282 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,026 What did you say the name was? 283 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:13,137 My name is Santeshwar Singh Sollad, in shod Santa. 284 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,829 Banta, tell him your name. - Banta. 285 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,231 I mean, Banteshwar Singh Bullad. 286 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,277 Santa Banta. What did they do? 287 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,437 We didn't do anything... - Keep quiet, you! 288 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,243 Sir, they were caught transporiing adulterated liquor. 289 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,012 Besides, you can see that they are drunk out of their minds. 290 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,849 They don't have driving licenses or documents for the truck. 291 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,890 Anyway, just forget about them, I'll handle them. 292 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,822 This is normal in Punjab... - Okay. 293 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,033 Is it you? - Absolutely. 294 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,193 Where were you, since so long? 295 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,964 Right here, where else? - Here. 296 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,606 ID cards. - What? 297 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,875 ID cards? - My ID card? 298 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,673 Show him your papers. 299 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,684 They'll do, if I can't find the real guys. 300 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,488 Novv, you'll see how I'm going to get you into trouble. 301 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,189 I need to talk to you. 302 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,332 OkBY- 303 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,437 Oh... 304 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,465 Yes. 305 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,843 What? - Yes. 306 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,047 Are you asking us or telling us? 307 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,482 I'm telling you. 308 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,380 Both of you have to go abroad. 309 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,887 And you have to try to find a man. 310 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,460 His name is Shankar. He's the Indian High Commissioner. 311 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,863 What's that, again? - The ambassador. 312 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,891 Oh, it's a car? 313 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,023 It's a designation! Like a minister! 314 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,466 Someone kidnapped him. 315 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,164 So, we have to get him back home, safe. 316 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,533 Do you guys have any kind of experience? 317 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,678 I'm not married. 318 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,237 But, the teacher next door had two daughters... 319 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,906 ...so, I did pick up some experience there. 320 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,077 You fool, I am asking you about something else! 321 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,845 You said, you're telling us something. 322 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,512 I was telling you, now, I am asking. 323 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,952 So, go ahead. - I did ask you. 324 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,116 You told us, what did you ask us? 325 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,924 Okay. Novv, I'm asking, that... 326 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,060 ...have you ever searched for something? 327 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,627 Oh, come on! 328 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,530 Mr. JassPs hen was lost. 329 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,163 Who found her? - We did! 330 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,401 Mr. Ba||u's dog got lost in the sugarcane field. 331 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,737 Who found him? - We did! 332 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,110 Once, we were playing hide and seek in January. 333 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,376 We were found at the harvest in April, when the crops were cut. 334 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,816 Great. - Thanks. 335 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,147 Mention not. 336 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,118 Very nice. 337 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,245 Do you have any family? 338 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,120 Don't remind us of our parents. 339 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,591 We lost them at the fair. 340 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,320 Not us. Our parents got lost. 341 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:57,998 You will meet a man from my depariment there, called Akbar. 342 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,467 He's going to say, "Go on, and hide in the mouse ho|e." 343 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,335 And you have to respond... 344 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,736 ...|ook, here come your guards. 345 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,435 Are you sending us to find someone or play at singing charades? 346 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,809 Will you go there, or go to prison? 347 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,382 Don't scare the little boy. 348 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,452 Do you know, what's the sentence for the stunt you pulled today? 349 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,011 Th ree years. 350 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,645 In separate cells! 351 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,417 You won't be able to see each other's face! 352 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,685 Say something, buddy. I'm going to die... - Okay. 353 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,092 What are you saying? What will I do, if you die? 354 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,562 Listen, do whatever you have to fast, I'm on a ticking clock, here. 355 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,564 What disease are you suffering from, sir? 356 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,033 I don't have time to listen to nonsense. 357 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,604 Listen, I am going to give you some impodant details, okay? 358 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,270 Possibly, my boss will call you. 359 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,639 You have to repeat all of that to him. 360 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,371 Is that okay? Do you understand? 361 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,415 I don't get it. - Be quiet. 362 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,575 What are you muttering about? Say yes, or no! 363 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,143 Why are you saying that? Of course, it's yes. 364 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:08,334 One job! I tell you to do one job and you can't do it right. 365 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:11,169 Sir, I am working on your orders and looking for Santa Banta. 366 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,641 And you didn't find them. - No, sir. I found them. 367 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,610 What? You've found Santa and Banta? - Yes, sir. 368 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,113 And you're still sitting there? 369 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,717 You should be here with them. 370 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,717 Sir, I should be with you, but We're so far away... 371 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,753 ...if I bring them to you, it will take me two days. 372 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,481 So, I figured, I'd send them off from here. 373 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,024 Let me speak to them at once. - Okay. 374 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,524 He's calling us. Let's go. 375 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,291 Sir, but, they are really jovial. 376 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,989 I mean... here you are. Talk to them. 377 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,967 It's my boss. Talk to him. 378 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,629 Hello? Good day to you! 379 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,797 Good day. 380 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:47,536 Listen, Santa and Banta. I wanted to meet you personally. 381 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:51,303 But, since there is no time, I can't do that. 382 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,882 And this being a high profile case... 383 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,419 I would like to ask both of you some questions. 384 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,556 What was your last operation about? 385 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,182 It Wasn't needed. It was just a heat boil, which I burst. 386 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:06,320 The wound has healed... - What are you doing? 387 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,487 Operation Gold in London. 388 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:12,763 Yes, Operation Gold In London. 389 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,197 It vanished like a heat boil. 390 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,174 Good, good. And Pattaya? 391 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,768 I did that, once, but Billoo left me and went away. 392 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,838 Operation Pattaya! 393 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,279 Yes, Operation Pattaya. They were holed up in a hideout. 394 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,612 We got rid of the traitors of the country. 395 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,845 What can you tell me about Mission Turkey? 396 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:35,119 Well, mostly the womanizing staris after you are foriy. 397 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,157 How old are you? 398 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,558 Operation Turkey! It's not about womanizing! 399 00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:45,294 We found foriy trucks on Mission Turkey. 400 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,396 Good, good. 401 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,262 Get going, at once. 402 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:53,207 The depariment and I wish you both the very best. 403 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,572 Cheers. 404 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,647 Cheers, for nothing? 405 00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,783 Finish the mission and We'll drink to that, too! 406 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,450 Good luck, agents. Give the phone to Arvind. 407 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,381 Who's Arvind? 408 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,254 Give it to me! I'm Arvind. 409 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,721 Let's go. - You didn't tell us where we have to go. 410 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,385 I told you. Abroad. 411 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,959 Where is abroad, buddy? 412 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,556 Canada! - Oh, Canada! 413 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:20,102 Canada isn't abroad! You're going to Fiji. 414 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,528 I have heard of Bauji (dad) and Beeji (mom). Where's Fiji? 415 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,266 How are we going to speak to people there? 416 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,398 We'll use our mouths, what do you think? 417 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,239 Thank you! 418 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,311 Oh, my God! - You're welcome. 419 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,349 Amazing! - Awesome! 420 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:44,919 Look at this! People look like ants from a plane. See? 421 00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:49,556 Those are ants. The plane hasn't taken off. Sit. 422 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,432 Sir, sit down. The plane is about to take off. 423 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:55,095 It's okay. We can turn it on, in case it goes off. 424 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,606 We have turned on trucks, scooters. 425 00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,872 Sonny, take off means it's going to fly. 426 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,411 Oh! - Sit. 427 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:03,842 Sorry. 428 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,641 Sir, please fasten your belts. 429 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:08,979 Belts? Why? We have drawstrings, not belts. 430 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,587 It's okay. Fetch the belt. We'll tie it over the drawstring. 431 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,487 Sir, not that. These are the seatbelts. 432 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,052 Me too. - Yes. 433 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,527 Thank you. - Have a safe flight. 434 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,102 This is fun! - What a nice girl! 435 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:29,138 Hey, you focus on Billoo. 436 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:38,208 Today, we are politicians too. - How come? 437 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,339 We are travelling by plane for free, too! 438 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,698 Okay, thank you. 439 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:08,205 Buddy! - Banta, we are in Fiji! 440 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,177 It's really lovely. 441 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,248 But, there is no one here. 442 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,214 There he is. 443 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:17,753 Go ahead and hide in your hideout. 444 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:21,053 Are you mad? - Yes. Mad in India. 445 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,856 What did he say? 446 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:27,592 Banta, Dev Anand from Fiji. 447 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:47,179 Go ahead and hide in your hideout. 448 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:52,217 See, your guards are here. 449 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:55,655 Hello. Silence. - Okay. 450 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,183 Myself Akbar Allahabadi. 451 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,887 Hello. - From India. 452 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,487 Waiting for Mr. Baba Samdev. - Let's go. 453 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,963 Who arrives... - It's the TV crews! 454 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:06,366 When will we appear on TV? - Right now! 455 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,669 Hello! 456 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:15,340 I am Santa Singh, from India by plane on a secret mission. 457 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,947 And this is Banta Singh. Banta, tell them your name. 458 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:20,183 What's your mission? Roll cameras. 459 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,310 My name is Banta. 460 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:25,446 The name of the Lord is blessed... - What are you doing? 461 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,183 What are you doing? Go away. They're with me. 462 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,886 Come on, if you want to be on TV, too! - I mean... 463 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,522 What are you doing? Let's go. 464 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,327 They landed up even when my aunt died. 465 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:40,232 What is wrong with you? You're on a secret mission. 466 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,533 The media is here to cover Baba Samdev. 467 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,540 He's hereto buy the island. - Sorry. 468 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,869 We made a mistake. 469 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,409 It's okay, it's human to err. Let's go. 470 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,001 Sorry! - Let's go! 471 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:51,776 Oh, Lord! 472 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,210 It's an impeded tractor! 473 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,341 No! It's a bike, not a tractor. 474 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:58,216 It for both of you. - A bike? 475 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,344 Ready? - Sir. 476 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,584 Guests from India, darling. - Bhoola (forgot in Hindi). 477 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,557 What did you forget? It's okay, you can remember. 478 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,254 It happens. - No, it doesn't. 479 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,693 When you meet someone in Fiji, you say that. 480 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:12,564 Bhoola! 481 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,960 Bhoola! - Bhoola. 482 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,006 Bhoola! - Bhoola! 483 00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,870 Bhoola! - Bhoola! 484 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:20,704 I'm going to sit in this. - Yes. 485 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:21,937 Hey, get back there. 486 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,008 Bhoola. 487 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:25,977 Sir. - Yes? 488 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,914 Go on, someone is waiting for you at the hotel. I'll see you there. 489 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,281 Bhoola! - All the best! 490 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,683 Bhoola! 491 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,486 No one knows who they are. 492 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:38,823 Two secret agents, Santa and Banta have arrived from India. 493 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:42,731 What fell? - You're a fallen man. 494 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,971 I'm not a fallen man. I was tripped. 495 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:53,299 Santa Banta did that to me. 496 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,842 What is he doing here? 497 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:57,169 I sat down, since the chair was empty. 498 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:59,304 If you find a vacant pyre, would you lie down on it? 499 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,150 This is wrong. We demand respect. 500 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:03,548 Don't I command any respect? 501 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,382 That's why, he got UP! 502 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,545 This is respect? - Yes. 503 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,022 Is he showing respect or being downright rude? 504 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,925 Okay, Bater. - Tell me. 505 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,822 Tell me? Is that how you show some respect to your boss? 506 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,127 Are you talking to me, or commanding me? 507 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,758 Sorry, boss! Tell me. 508 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,427 I want to ask you... 509 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:27,138 ...who is the biggest don in Fiji, till now? 510 00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:28,902 Who is it? - Who is it? 511 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,605 That's what I am asking you. 512 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:36,409 Who is the greatest don in Fiji, at the moment? 513 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,613 Tell us, who it is, brother-in-Iaw! 514 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,190 I'm going to spank you! 515 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:47,526 Right now, I am the greatest don in Fiji. 516 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:53,030 And Santa Banta have come to nab me! 517 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,264 I know that. 518 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,267 Why would they want to nab you? 519 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,936 That's what I am talking about! 520 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:08,280 The cops of 40 countries aren't chasing me, why are they? 521 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,044 Be quiet. No mischief. 522 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:15,888 Before they land up here, get to them. 523 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,517 Okay. Give me the address. 524 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,727 Do I look like a postman? 525 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:22,759 Am I a postman? Don't you know a dacoit is not a postman? 526 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,595 What am I doing with these people? 527 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:27,533 Go away, don't bug me! Go! 528 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,806 Hello? - Hello. 529 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:35,276 Who is this? - Bahadur, open the gate. 530 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:43,419 Listen, not every Nepali is a security guard. 531 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:49,489 Hang up! You banana skin! I don't want you underfoot! Hang up! 532 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,394 I'm going to slice them up! 533 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,326 Where are we going? Where are we? 534 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,025 Here we are. 535 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,694 Nice. This is amazing. 536 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,500 I hope, we don't have to pay. - No, buddy. 537 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:04,938 He doesn't have a running meter. 538 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:07,006 Thanks you. Sorry. - Thank you. 539 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,237 Bhoola! - Goodbye. - Welcome to Tanma hotel. 540 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,677 Bhoola! - Bhoola! - Bhoola! 541 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:12,840 Buddy, he's being polite. 542 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:15,077 Forget it, he must be drunk. - Correct. 543 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,050 The man who was to meet us, isn't here. 544 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,513 Let's have a bit. - Sure. 545 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:21,351 Hey, Tinkerbell, come here. - Good afternoon, sir. 546 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,255 Do you have any chicken? 547 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:25,294 What kind would you like? Indian, Chinese, Continental? 548 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,524 We want to eat it, not converse with it. - Yes. 549 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:30,395 You'll get everything. This way. - What a pain! 550 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:31,762 What? 551 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,960 There's chicken outside? 552 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,697 Everybody stand by. I think, they are here with the stuff. 553 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:39,833 Sir, we've... - Let's sit here. It's a bistro. 554 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,406 Send them inside. - Okay, sir. 555 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,642 OkBY- 556 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,743 They must be sewing free food in there. - Let's go in! 557 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,112 Alright, here we go. 558 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,284 Bhoola. - Give me a rasgulla! 559 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,094 What is he doing? 560 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,090 It seems, he's knitting woolens for his kids. 561 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,169 Guards! 562 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,243 Let me smell the stuff. 563 00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,447 Give me a hug. - What did you say? 564 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:20,705 Give me a hug. 565 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,513 What a disgusting man! He wants us to poop at a charity meal! 566 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,919 We'll do as you wish next time. We aren't even packing a pitcher. 567 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,456 A pitcher? 568 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,290 No! I don't mean that! 569 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,162 Embrace me! - Oh! 570 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,094 Hug me, means embrace, right? 571 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,192 Does peeing mean, kiss? 572 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:42,771 You're a naughty boy! 573 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:48,611 BY the Way, nice getup! 574 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,507 What happened? - We got up, since you said so. 575 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,279 No, come on. Sit down. Keep sitting. 576 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:02,218 You know, actually no one will guess. 577 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,020 Excellent getup. 578 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,695 You tell us to get up and then to sit down. 579 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,734 Why are you making us do all the hard work? 580 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,564 Done, sit down. Keep sitting. 581 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,365 Are you sure, this time? You won't cheat... 582 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,667 Keep sitting. 583 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,400 That's good. Eat up. Have the food. 584 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:25,078 Take it easy, no problem. There's no hurry. 585 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:28,214 No, no! Chopsticks. Noodles. 586 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,047 Eat with this. - Noodles. 587 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,280 Yes. That's how you enjoy it. Come on! 588 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:40,891 Where's my parcel? 589 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,523 It's your charity meal. Get some food packed, if you want. 590 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,898 Who stopped you? - Hey, sit down. 591 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,000 You know, this is a public place. 592 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:49,795 We are here, for business. 593 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:52,033 We have to finish the deal. 594 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:55,201 What are you saying? 595 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:59,042 Listen, don't you understand simple English? 596 00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:01,648 Buddy, you explain to him. 597 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,050 He knows English, ABCD all the way to a hundred. 598 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,588 Go on, explain to him. - Novv, listen. 599 00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:09,284 To the principal of Mogha high school. 600 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,156 District Bhatinda, Punjab State. 601 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:12,455 Dear Mr. Principal. 602 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,088 I, the Santeshwar Singh Sollad, in shod, Santa... 603 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:17,724 mcannot attend school because, there was summer in the weather. 604 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:20,428 I had ice in the water, and there is winter in my nose. 605 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,163 And it is flowing like rainy season. 606 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:25,241 So, I can't come for the few days. Thanks you, sorry. 607 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:28,173 And faithfully, once again Santeshwar Sollad... 608 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,870 ...in shod Santa, class four, division C! 609 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,277 Let's rock this joint! - Be quiet! 610 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,611 Thank God, I didn't recite any nursery rhymes. 611 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,448 That would have done it. - Okay, there, there. 612 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:39,816 Desi... 613 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:44,055 ...you are telling me... 614 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,996 ...do you know, who you are talking to? Give me the stuff? 615 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,427 What's he going through our innen/vear for? 616 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,434 Hey, keep it down. - Sorry! 617 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,040 No stuff. 618 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,106 Who are you, by the way? 619 00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:07,206 We can't tell anyone. Are you sure, you won't tell anyone? 620 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,977 Obviously not! 621 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,084 We are secret agents. - What? 622 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,622 We're on a mission. It's top secret. You also... 623 00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:18,260 Before that, I'll blow your heads off, man! 624 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,986 You're making a mistake. 625 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:22,895 You can't blow anything with that. You can, with this. 626 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,035 We better get out of here. - What are you... 627 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,695 Sir, your charity meal. Are you hungry? 628 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:30,866 Here. 629 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,374 No, wait. Listen. 630 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,000 Listen to me. - I... 631 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,840 I will explain it. Calm down. 632 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:40,177 Listen. Here you are. This is yours. This is mine. 633 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,784 Let's go, Banta! 634 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,352 Guards! 635 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:46,451 Quick! - Control yourself. 636 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,251 Run! - Go on! 637 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,572 Banta, run for it. 638 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,611 They are chasing... - I'm not Milkha, the athlete. 639 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,420 Stop it. - Our shoes are torn. 640 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,460 Don't you have any men in your families? 641 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:31,562 All fall down! 642 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:35,762 Here they go! 643 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,204 They are gone. - They can't see us. 644 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:39,804 They have come back. 645 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,138 They still can't see us. - Danger. 646 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,371 Caw caw! 647 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:44,946 There are birds in the tree. 648 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:47,148 Move. 649 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,452 Move. 650 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:51,952 Caw caw! 651 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,206 Shall we go? Come on. 652 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,174 Hi, I'm QT. 653 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:14,174 I'm a moped, he's a scooty. 654 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,412 They were right. Both of you are very funny. 655 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,411 Akbar must have told you about me. 656 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,748 QT. Queenie Taneja. 657 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,822 Your local on field agent. 658 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,752 You've met Akbar, right? 659 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:29,084 Who? - Akbar? 660 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,784 We don't have an acquaintance... 661 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:34,295 ...but, I believe, he made a mess because of Jodhabai. 662 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:37,298 Not that one! The Akbar from the airport 663 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:40,096 Oh, that one! You were to meet us? 664 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,296 Nice. Hello. - Your hotel is a deadly place. 665 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,534 Without you, we would have been... 666 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,735 Stop it. She's like a sister-in-Iaw to you. 667 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,176 She's my girl. She's your sister-in-Iaw. 668 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:51,371 Stick to Billoo. 669 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:53,107 Listen, it's not safe here. - Okay. 670 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:56,014 Come along. Let me escod you to your room. Stay with me. 671 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,019 What did she say? 672 00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:00,419 She said, she'd escod you to your room... 673 00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:02,024 ...and I'm staying in her room. 674 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:04,218 Stay with me. Did you hear that? 675 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:08,195 Hey! 676 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,261 Come in, come in. 677 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:17,169 Oh, my God! This is awesome! 678 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:21,004 It is awesome. But, you can't handle her. Onlyl can. 679 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,306 I am talking about the room. - It is an amazing room. 680 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:25,346 How do you like it? 681 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,849 Even a hut would seem like a palace with you. 682 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,612 Oh, well, you both are going to stay here. 683 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:31,948 Take it easy, little boy. 684 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,023 Ms. QT, could you please... 685 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:38,284 Okay, let me organize something to eat and drink. 686 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,295 Your room key. - No way! 687 00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,921 We drink first and then eat. Drink and eat. 688 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,758 Okay, I'll be right back. Your room key. 689 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,439 Oh, wow! - Here we go. 690 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,974 What? 691 00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:00,644 For you. 692 00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:02,783 Is that a glass or a bottle cap? 693 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:05,847 Cheers. 694 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:27,402 "| want to get drunk, tonight." 695 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:32,174 "Let something naughty happen, tonight." 696 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:40,417 "| want to get drunk, tonight." 697 00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:47,653 "o, baby! n 698 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,561 "Make me dance. - Yes!" 699 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,267 "O baby! n 700 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:52,858 "Make me move!" - Let's go!" 701 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:56,427 "O baby, I drink from your gaze... 702 00:39:56,561 --> 00:40:00,236 ...and I can't get drunk on liquor, though your eyes hit me." 703 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:03,574 "It hits me." 704 00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:07,377 "No one else comes to mind, the girl with the gaze hits me." 705 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,075 "She hits me." 706 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,847 "The girl with the eyes." 707 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:14,515 "| can't get drunk on liquor, though your eyes hit me." 708 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:18,425 "No one else comes to mind, the girl with the gaze hits me." 709 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:22,396 "O baby!" - The girl with the gaze." 710 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:27,029 "We tried the local and impeded liquor." 711 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,401 "We have had all the liquor in the world." 712 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,965 "There is no beer, that is as fine as your eyes, dear." 713 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,740 "There is no beer, that is as fine as your eyes, dear." 714 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:41,646 "It's a little bit too much, though." 715 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,479 "It hits me." 716 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:46,784 "It hits me." 717 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:50,484 "| can't get drunk on liquor, though your eyes hit me." 718 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:54,359 "No one else comes to mind, the girl with the gaze hits me." 719 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:59,163 "| want to get drunk, tonight." 720 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:04,203 "| want to get drunk, tonight." 721 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:08,208 "| want to get drunk, tonight." 722 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,210 "| want to get drunk, tonight." 723 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,113 "No matter what her complexion is |ike." 724 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,277 "We don't want to be away for a moment." 725 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,845 "When our throats get wet, we get set." 726 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:24,620 "When our throats get wet, we get set." 727 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:28,287 "That's what bothers everybody." 728 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:31,731 "| have got drunk, tonight." - Me too!" 729 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,396 "| have got drunk, tonight." - Me too!" 730 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,063 "You have got drunk." 731 00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:43,612 "My eyes are intoxicating tonight." 732 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,079 I believe you both created a lot of nuisance, at night. 733 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,550 You got totally sozzled. 734 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,514 We don't drink anything else, like tea or coffee. 735 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,426 Last night, we were coerced into drinking liquor. 736 00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,994 What was the coercion? 737 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,893 We lost the bottle cap. 738 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,135 Come this way. I have something to show you. 739 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,601 He's showing a movie! - Do you have the CD of Gadar? 740 00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:09,898 Oh, a movie! - That's an amazing movie! 741 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,168 No, sir! I'm not going to screen Gadar for you. 742 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:16,504 I have some information related to this case to show you. Come on. 743 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,113 QT. Show it to them. 744 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,776 This is Mr. Shankar, the High Commissioner. He's been kidnapped. 745 00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:26,646 Look at that! He's kidnapped and still, he's smiling. 746 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:29,521 It's a photo. Everyone smiles in a photo. 747 00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:33,118 Next. This is his only wife, whose name is Kareena. 748 00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:42,263 She doesn't look like Kareena (actress) from any angle. 749 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,101 It's not as if the commissioner looks like Saif Ali Khan (actor). 750 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,602 Next. This is their house where they live. 751 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,338 Are they living with the entire neighborhood in there? 752 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:52,709 No, only Mr. Shankar and his wife live here. 753 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:54,817 Ms. QT, let's see their kids. 754 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,146 Mr. Shankar doesn't have any kids. 755 00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:59,050 How can he have any? He's already kidnapped. 756 00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:01,589 But, sir, we must find him. 757 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,920 If he has no kids, who should we find? 758 00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:06,426 We have to find the commissioner, sir. 759 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,823 You will need some more things, besides these. 760 00:43:10,455 --> 00:43:12,059 This pen. 761 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,796 What will we do with this? We are illiterate. Tell him! 762 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:17,236 Keep it. It will seem as if we are educated. 763 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:20,072 By the way, this is a laser pen, not an ordinary pen. 764 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,539 It can melt iron. - Leser? 765 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,273 Take this Watch. Look at this, carefully. 766 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,180 Oh, what an amazing Watch! 767 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,153 It's not the Watch! The pen is amazing. 768 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,614 This is for you. 769 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,823 And this pen is for you, Mr. Santa. 770 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:42,857 This watch which seems ordinary isn't really ordinary. 771 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:46,029 It contains magnetic and de-magnetic powers. 772 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:48,660 It can even send back a bullet shot from a gun. 773 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,703 One moment. Watch this, carefully. 774 00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:52,273 It's here. 775 00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:54,238 This is going to... 776 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,247 Show me? 777 00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:03,180 Here you are. 778 00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:15,830 Come on, these are the latest guns. 779 00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:17,261 Take any that you like. 780 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:20,130 By the way, I use this. It shoots right through a man. - Oh, God. 781 00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:22,830 No, keep it with you. We don't need it at all. 782 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,167 I mean, we use our words, we don't use guns. 783 00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:31,235 Mr. Santa, Mr. Banta, that is truly amazing. This way, please. 784 00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:32,938 So, what's the programme? - Sorry, what? 785 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,277 What's next on your programme? - Here. 786 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:36,180 The next plan... - Wait up, sir. 787 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,152 Let's have a bite to eat. 788 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:41,382 Indian, home style cooking, right? - No problems. 789 00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:43,082 G regory. - Yes, sir. 790 00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:44,351 Take them to Hilton House. 791 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,291 Sir. Home cooking. - Sir. 792 00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:48,186 Food? - Yeah. 793 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:51,357 Strange! Fine, okay. Be in touch. 794 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:54,028 Yes. What does she mean? 795 00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:58,565 She told me to touch her. Be in touch. 796 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:02,510 OkBY- 797 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,907 Let's go. 798 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,214 Mind blowing. - Bye. 799 00:45:15,813 --> 00:45:18,453 I thought, they would make a major move, but they are... 800 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,688 QT, eating food is just an excuse. 801 00:45:20,818 --> 00:45:23,492 Actually, they want to enter an elite Indian family. 802 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:28,765 You see, they start thinking, when our thought process ends. 803 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:33,101 Actually, they want to go to the Indian High Commissioner's house. 804 00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,403 Let them go! 805 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:37,138 All I see are waiters here. No customers. 806 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,771 Banta, we are hereto eat food, not the customers! 807 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,077 That's alright, too. 808 00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:45,848 Banta! 809 00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:55,529 You control yourself. Focus on Billoo! 810 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,259 Hi. Kareena. 811 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,665 She's the living image of Billoo! 812 00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:05,065 Why do you see Billoo in every buffalo, tractor, and girl? 813 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:08,238 Can I ask you something? - Yes. 814 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:10,744 Did your mom ever visit Fiji? 815 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:13,873 Excuse me? - Or, did your dad go to India, ever? 816 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:16,848 Such miracles can't happen just like that. 817 00:46:16,974 --> 00:46:19,511 She isn't Karishma (miracle), she is Kareena. 818 00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:21,619 That's right. I'm Kareena. - Yes. 819 00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:22,952 The wife of Commissioner Shankar. 820 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:27,020 If Akbar hadn't told me, I'd have never recognized both of you. 821 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,893 Who are we? - Secret agents. 822 00:46:28,986 --> 00:46:31,660 We are? - Is he a secret agent, too? 823 00:46:32,857 --> 00:46:34,996 No, that is my husband. - Both of them? 824 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:38,896 No, that's my husband's friend, Sonu Sultan. 825 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:40,907 You said, he is your husband. 826 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:42,272 That is my husband. 827 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,038 He is the High Commissioner. 828 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:46,079 Yes, he's the High Commissioner and my husband... 829 00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,343 ...and this is his friend, a very famous businessman. 830 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:49,918 Okay, forget about that. 831 00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:53,050 Tell us, what does your husband's friend do? 832 00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:54,588 He deals in antiques. 833 00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:56,283 Antiques? What is that? 834 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:59,224 Anti... What is that? 835 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,523 Antiques are... 836 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:04,030 ...the sale, purchase, maintenance of old, valuable items. 837 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,601 I see. A scrap vendor, you mean. 838 00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:08,136 He's a scrap vendor. 839 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:10,000 Her husband's pal is a scrap vendor. 840 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:11,606 Come here. - What? 841 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,204 Just zip it. 842 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,246 I have investigated... 843 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,774 Come and sit. - Yes. 844 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,650 OkBY- 845 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,918 So, tell me. Tipu Sultan is a great pal of your husband, right? 846 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,956 Sonu Sultan. - Who is Sonu Sultan? 847 00:47:30,114 --> 00:47:32,219 My husband's friend. He mentioned the wrong name. 848 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:33,761 Who is Tipu Sultan, then? 849 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:35,125 I don't know who he is. 850 00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:36,857 Forget about that. Sonu, fine. 851 00:47:36,954 --> 00:47:39,730 Tell me, is Sonu Nigam... 852 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:41,360 That's the wrong name, again! 853 00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,130 Not Nigam! It's Sultan! 854 00:47:43,227 --> 00:47:44,399 The Sultan of which place? 855 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:45,768 He's my husband's friend! 856 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:48,367 But, you just said, you don't know Tipu Sultan! 857 00:47:48,499 --> 00:47:50,069 I don't know anyone called Tipu Sultan. 858 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,407 I know Sonu Sultan. 859 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,482 My husband's friend, Sonu Sultan. 860 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:56,243 So, who is Sonu Nigam, then? 861 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,479 He's a very famous Indian singer! 862 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,782 Which means, you know him. 863 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,824 Oh, come on! Everyone knows him. 864 00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:04,791 And he's not your husband's friend. 865 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,384 He's not! - Then, who is his friend? 866 00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:08,559 Sonu Sultan! 867 00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:10,597 Then, who is Tipu Sultan? 868 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,064 Where did Akbar find... 869 00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:14,261 How can Akbar be Sonu Sultan? 870 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,565 Forget about all that. Ask me what you want to know. 871 00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:21,234 I want to know, where is Mr. Sonu Sood, right now? 872 00:48:21,365 --> 00:48:26,246 Sonu Sultan! 873 00:48:34,178 --> 00:48:35,384 Good afternoon. 874 00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:57,343 What's going on in your city, Francis? 875 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:01,579 My friend was kidnapped two days ago! 876 00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,186 And your police force still doesn't know... 877 00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:06,949 ...who is responsible for the kidnapping? 878 00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:08,682 You people are doing nothing! 879 00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,724 We will find out, Mr. Sultan. 880 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,725 The Diwali Ball takes place tomorrow. Remember? - Yes. 881 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,762 Everywhere, Indians celebrate it. 882 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,490 I'm thinking of canceling the event. 883 00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:19,363 It will send wrong signals, Mr. Sultan. 884 00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:21,163 What should I say to those people, then? 885 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,700 What should I say to the media? 886 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:26,900 Oh, I am sorry! Our Indian Ambassador has been kidnapped. 887 00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:29,603 If the kidnappers are in a good mood, he will be released, soon. 888 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,645 Very sorry for the inconvenience. 889 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:33,077 Should I say that? 890 00:49:34,071 --> 00:49:36,210 Shame on us! - I understand. 891 00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:38,987 But, believe me, we are doing our best. 892 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:40,921 I request you, Mr. Sultan... 893 00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:44,083 ...te|| Ms. Kareena to act perfectly‘ normal at the pariy. 894 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:46,355 Don't worry about her, I will handle her. 895 00:49:47,017 --> 00:49:49,463 But, please do something, Francis. 896 00:49:52,556 --> 00:49:54,263 And clean up this city. 897 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,095 I am sick of this did. 898 00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:03,878 "Nepali, lift up the headdress." 899 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,647 What's going on? 900 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,647 Wait. It's my turn. 901 00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:08,944 Listen to me... 902 00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:11,986 Boss, don't barge in. Step back a bit. 903 00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:13,177 Listen to me! 904 00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:15,348 We will listen to you. You must be patient. 905 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,822 Listen to me... 906 00:50:17,949 --> 00:50:19,485 Later! We don't have any time now. 907 00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:22,194 Am I selling fish out here in Fiji? 908 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:23,865 Sorry, boss. 909 00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:26,059 Do you know what happened the secret agents? 910 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,397 How would we know? We would know if we found them. 911 00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:31,473 Didn't you find them? - What did I just say? 912 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:33,439 I told you, clearly, they weren't found. 913 00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:35,101 Why are you still asking me what it means? 914 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:57,431 Who fell? - Boss, that's you! 915 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:02,297 I want Santa and Banta, now. 916 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:05,340 You will get them. Just give us... - One more chance? 917 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:08,501 No! Give us a decent cycle. We will figure it out. 918 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:12,011 Within 24 hours, we will find Santa and Banta, or... 919 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:14,344 Or, what? - What? We'll say, we couldn't find them. 920 00:51:18,142 --> 00:51:20,144 I am going to find Santa and Banta. 921 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:21,950 There is a celebration for Diwali, tomorrow. 922 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,615 There will be singing and dancing, there. 923 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:25,727 They will surely be there. 924 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:27,352 Hello? - Hello. 925 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:29,328 Bahadur, open the gate. 926 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:30,956 Why do you keep barking constantly? 927 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:34,736 Which doggie with a phone are you? 928 00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:36,227 Get off the phone, at once! 929 00:51:36,961 --> 00:51:39,100 I know, you are under pressure. 930 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:41,642 But, what can I do? This is how the agency works. 931 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,107 If he asks, tell him, we will tell him, when we find him. 932 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:48,976 That pitcher of yours is driving me insane! 933 00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:51,182 It's an heirloom and it's expensive. 934 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,312 It's not expensive! It's not worih two rupees. 935 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,752 It must be worih thousands! - Worih thousands? 936 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:55,721 What? - Want to bet on that? 937 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:58,384 Want to bet, it's not a thousand? - What are you doing? 938 00:52:00,684 --> 00:52:02,721 He was ridiculing my pitcher. 939 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,396 It's an heirloom and it's 2000 years old. 940 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:05,465 It's not worih Rs. 2! Be quiet. 941 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:08,799 Mr. Akbar, find me a place where we can get this valued. 942 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,463 Or, I'm going back to the Punjab! 943 00:52:10,594 --> 00:52:13,837 No, no! Please, go in and get dressed before you come out. 944 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:16,467 I'll tell Gregory to escod you where you want. Please, go on. 945 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,012 It's the lobby! - Really? Let's see. 946 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,105 Come on, Banta. Let's go. - Okay. 947 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,509 Let's get dressed. - Hello, Ms. QT. 948 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,619 A pitcher, right in the middle of the mission? 949 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:31,426 What? The mission is on. 950 00:52:31,515 --> 00:52:32,960 They are genius and think like geniuses. 951 00:52:33,084 --> 00:52:34,961 That's how they work. It's their style. 952 00:52:35,519 --> 00:52:37,624 I don't get it! Why is it always so complicated? 953 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,166 It's not complicated! 954 00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:40,827 Where can we get that pitcher valued? 955 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:43,196 At an antique dealer's place. - Okay. 956 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,296 And who is the sole antique dealer in Fiji? 957 00:52:45,429 --> 00:52:46,669 Sonu Sultan. 958 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:57,875 As far as I can see, it's really old. It is an antique. 959 00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:59,386 It's over two hundred years old. 960 00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:00,454 Really? - Yes. 961 00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:02,217 So, it must be really expensive. 962 00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:05,487 What did you say? 963 00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,927 Please say that again, a little louder? 964 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,760 Well, it's tough to say how much it's worth. 965 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:13,267 But, it's worih millions. 966 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,566 Right! Millions! 967 00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:22,270 Millions! 968 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:25,109 Millions... Oh, no! 969 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,277 Do you have cataracts in your eyes? - Oh! 970 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:32,046 Let's hear that in Ftajasthani! Our pitcher is... 971 00:53:32,576 --> 00:53:36,183 ...wor1h millions! Millions! 972 00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,824 Sir, give me that pen! 973 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,759 Hey, scrap vendor! 974 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,593 This is not an ordinary pen! It can cause trouble, okay? 975 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:47,225 Don't you have any sense? What are you saying? 976 00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:50,630 What on earih... 977 00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,101 Guards! 978 00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:01,044 Does this happen, every day? 979 00:54:02,873 --> 00:54:05,649 Get back! - Move it! - Get back. 980 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,016 They both have caused a lot of damage. 981 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:08,920 Why are you grabbing me like that? 982 00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:10,758 Sir, what is going on? 983 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:13,487 They suffered damages. There was an earihquake. 984 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,222 We didn't feel anything. - Nothing at all! 985 00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:17,265 We kept standing through it. - We didn't feel a thing. 986 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:18,958 Sir, this is all because of them. 987 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:21,127 He did it! - Stop it, you evil man! 988 00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:22,431 Don't lie! 989 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:26,364 One moment. Quiet, everyone. Yes, tell me. 990 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:28,636 Hey, he's the guy in the picture. His stomach... - What? 991 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,205 I know him! 992 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:35,272 OkBY- 993 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:40,947 Let them go. You may leave. 994 00:54:44,181 --> 00:54:45,353 I am sorry. 995 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:48,789 Kareena called and she just told me. That is when I found out. 996 00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:50,626 We just found out about it, too. - What? 997 00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:52,859 That the pitcher is expensive. - Excuse me, the pitcher... 998 00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:55,630 Sir, believe me. This is all their fault. 999 00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:58,171 It's okay! It's all insured, right? 1000 00:54:58,429 --> 00:54:59,669 Go on. 1001 00:55:00,764 --> 00:55:02,243 What would you like to have? 1002 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:03,869 Well, it's not exactly the time for liquor. 1003 00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:05,212 Let's have some buttermilk. - Buttermilk, please. 1004 00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:07,247 How about buttermilk? - Buttermilk. 1005 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,576 Oh, my God. - What is it? 1006 00:55:09,673 --> 00:55:12,119 Sir, here is the food and wine list for tomorrow. 1007 00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:14,415 Ah, okay. - Mary. 1008 00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:18,015 She's already said, she's mine not yours. Control yourself. 1009 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:22,794 Actually, why don't you come for tomorrow's event? I'd like it. 1010 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,400 An event? - There's a huge pariy, tomorrow. 1011 00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:28,135 All the politician's and businessmen will be there. 1012 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:30,397 If you meet them, formally... 1013 00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:33,906 ...| am sure, your investigation will benefit from it. 1014 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:36,805 You've made me feel emotional. 1015 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,878 We always get tossed out of pariies. You invited us! We will be there. 1016 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,641 Okay. - We will be your guests. 1017 00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:42,716 Thank you. 1018 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,649 We are very glad to meet you. 1019 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,618 Mr. Tipu Nigam. - What? 1020 00:55:55,919 --> 00:55:58,331 "The fish lives in the sea." 1021 00:55:58,455 --> 00:56:00,799 "Water gives it life." 1022 00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:02,996 "Touch it and it shies away." 1023 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:07,075 "Bring it out, it will die. It will die." 1024 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,205 "The fish." 1025 00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:12,079 Whoo! 1026 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,478 "The fish." 1027 00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:20,988 "Cast the net, plan a scheme." 1028 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:25,885 "We cast the net, and plan to snare one, every day." 1029 00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:30,294 "Not old, only the fresh piece..." 1030 00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:35,002 "Not old, only the fresh piece is the one we want." 1031 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:39,699 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1032 00:56:39,796 --> 00:56:44,336 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1033 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:48,815 "The fish. Liquor." 1034 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:52,854 "The one who gets caught by our bait." 1035 00:56:53,610 --> 00:56:57,820 "That's the fish who goes with us." 1036 00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:02,563 "| can't tell you how amazing she is, pals." 1037 00:57:02,886 --> 00:57:06,663 "She is amazing, once she gets dry." 1038 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:11,564 "Anyone who gets a chance will take it." 1039 00:57:11,695 --> 00:57:14,232 "Anyone who gets a chance will take it." 1040 00:57:14,365 --> 00:57:16,572 "She is going to die, anyway." 1041 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:21,138 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1042 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:25,778 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1043 00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:30,415 "The fish. The |iquor." 1044 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:35,020 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1045 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:39,589 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1046 00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:44,172 "The fish. The liquor.‘ 1047 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,570 "The fish.‘ 1048 00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:48,836 "Water... 1049 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,138 “water in soda, soda in water." 1050 00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:53,476 "Water in soda, soda in water." 1051 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:55,777 "Water in soda, soda in water." 1052 00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:58,079 "Water in soda, soda in water." 1053 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,415 "Water in soda, soda in water." 1054 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:02,353 "Water in soda, soda in water." 1055 00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:07,088 "We are used to being lush! This is our routine." 1056 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:11,563 "We don't eat chicken, we are fans of the fish." 1057 00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:16,194 "The eyes of the fish, drive us crazy." 1058 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:20,900 "The fish gives us, everything that we need for the night." 1059 00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:25,639 "What we say is something..." 1060 00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:30,309 "What we say is something, the clever World understands." 1061 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:34,856 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1062 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:39,518 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1063 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:44,121 "The fish. The |iquor.'." 1064 00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:50,971 "The fish." 1065 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:55,233 "The fish lives in the sea... - The fish." 1066 00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:59,343 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1067 00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:03,248 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1068 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:07,344 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1069 00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:11,324 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1070 00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:15,294 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1071 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:19,129 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1072 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:22,966 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1073 00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:26,631 "The fish lives in the sea and we eat it at night with a drink." 1074 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,710 "We eat it at night with a drink." 1075 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:30,608 "We eat it at night with a drink." 1076 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:36,810 "We eat it at night with a drink." 1077 00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:44,517 Santa! - Banta! 1078 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:47,926 Banta! I... 1079 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,290 Where is Banta? 1080 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:08,983 Buddy, what are you doing unden/vater? 1081 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,716 Close your eyes. 1082 01:00:13,911 --> 01:00:16,517 Take a breath. Breathe, my man! 1083 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,209 So, Mr. Arvind Dharivval. Who will you send next? 1084 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:42,681 Both your agents are dead. 1085 01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,444 They aren't dead. They are alive. 1086 01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:48,621 What? - They were picked up, before they could die. 1087 01:00:50,547 --> 01:00:52,185 Banta! - Santa! 1088 01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:55,161 Didn't you know, your men were at the pariy? 1089 01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:57,130 What on earih is going on? 1090 01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:59,734 It would have been better to send real agents. 1091 01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,426 At least, I would have been spared the losses! 1092 01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:05,096 Just control your temper. Let me handle this. 1093 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:08,243 Do whatever it takes, but fast. I'm warning you. 1094 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,278 Or, I'll kill them myself. 1095 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,244 I can't take this kind of nonsense, anymore. 1096 01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:14,246 I will deal with anything else that happens, later. 1097 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:18,912 I'll find a solution to this problem. Soon. 1098 01:01:23,613 --> 01:01:26,822 Banta, I'm missing Punjab. 1099 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:28,959 When the cycle tire had a flat in the village... 1100 01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:32,624 ...and they pumped air into it, Ms. QT is pumping us the same way. 1101 01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:36,327 We would have been punctured. 1102 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,337 If you'd drowned and died. 1103 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:41,637 Luckily, I sent QT to follow you. 1104 01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:44,938 Othenlvise, you would have been the deparied. Get my drift? 1105 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:48,107 I'm shocked, that agents like you managed to drown! 1106 01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:49,649 I bet, they had too much to drink. 1107 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:52,686 Too much to drink? No! I remember it well! 1108 01:01:52,809 --> 01:01:56,018 There were a lot of drinks, but not one of them was yellow. 1109 01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,490 One was red, one was green. 1110 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:00,994 One was white, like sweet buttermilk. - Banta. 1111 01:02:01,118 --> 01:02:03,962 There is a time for humor. I joke at the right time. 1112 01:02:04,087 --> 01:02:06,966 You're right. So, at what time do you joke? 1113 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,298 Mr. Santa, please, explain to him? 1114 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,428 How can I explain to him, Ms. QT? 1115 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,542 But, the fact is, that none of the drinks was yellow. 1116 01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,234 Yes! - Not one drink! 1117 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:18,904 One moment, let me explain what I meant. 1118 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:22,979 Consider this as liquor. I pour it into this. 1119 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:25,919 Novv, I am going to... 1120 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,456 No! - What is it? 1121 01:02:28,612 --> 01:02:32,082 Sir, are you going to drink it neat? Won't you add soda? 1122 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:38,832 Soda? Come on, let's assume this is soda. 1123 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:42,403 Assumed. - I add this to it. Okay? 1124 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,471 Novv, tell me, what I have done. 1125 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,971 What did I do? 1126 01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:51,337 You drank the medicine! What else? 1127 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:55,110 You're getting confused. Listen to me. 1128 01:02:55,238 --> 01:02:57,445 Last night, we drank too much. 1129 01:02:57,574 --> 01:03:00,418 And because of that, we fell into the water. - Yes. 1130 01:03:04,881 --> 01:03:09,660 See? Yellow! I know what yellow is like. 1131 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:12,062 These people don't want to understand. 1132 01:03:14,758 --> 01:03:16,260 Bhoola! - Hello? 1133 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:18,304 Is this Mr. Santa? - Yes. 1134 01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:21,034 It's me. - Who is me? It's me, here. 1135 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,408 Kareena. - It's Billoo! Bhoola! 1136 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:27,345 I want to meet both of you in private. 1137 01:03:29,906 --> 01:03:31,715 Does Banta have to be there? 1138 01:03:31,842 --> 01:03:33,719 Yes, it is. 1139 01:03:33,843 --> 01:03:36,414 Can we meet on the deck of your hotel in half an hour? 1140 01:03:36,513 --> 01:03:38,049 Alright. We'll be there. 1141 01:03:44,954 --> 01:03:47,696 Santa, look at her high heels! 1142 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:50,930 Hello. - Hello. 1143 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,597 Hello. 1144 01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:56,877 I have called you hereto discuss something imporiant. 1145 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,974 I may not have been able to say this to anyone else. 1146 01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:05,614 But, I feel I can tell you anything now that I have met you. 1147 01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:07,483 Thanks. 1148 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:12,316 I don't think my husband has been kidnapped. 1149 01:04:13,149 --> 01:04:15,527 What? - This is a scheme. A conspiracy. 1150 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:17,826 Who planned it? 1151 01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:19,365 My husband did it. 1152 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:25,696 You know, before he was kidnapped he was acting really strange. 1153 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:28,001 He used to talk on the phone for hours. 1154 01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:30,336 He used to hide everything from me. 1155 01:04:31,334 --> 01:04:33,507 Earlier, I took this very lightly. 1156 01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:37,151 But, when he vanished, I felt he Wasn't kidnapped. 1157 01:04:37,273 --> 01:04:39,514 In fact, he went underground of his ovvn will. 1158 01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:42,714 What's underground? Do they wear stuff under the innen/vear? 1159 01:04:42,813 --> 01:04:44,486 Chill, little boy. 1160 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:47,562 Ma'am, I don't believe in all this. 1161 01:04:47,617 --> 01:04:49,028 You don't? 1162 01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:52,528 I believe it. I do. 1163 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:57,568 You know, I honestly hope I am wrong. 1164 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,233 I hope Shankar isn't capable of this. 1165 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:07,012 But, the truth will be known when it is revealed. 1166 01:05:08,104 --> 01:05:10,914 Who can reveal it, though? - Who can do that? 1167 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,576 We will do that. - What? 1168 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,687 From today, all you have is ours. 1169 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:19,623 I mean, your sorrows and tensions are ours. 1170 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:24,588 Novv, we will start investigating with your hint. 1171 01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:29,630 We will bring your husband to you, as soon as possible. 1172 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:33,268 Thank you, Mr. Santa. 1173 01:05:37,801 --> 01:05:39,838 What should I do? 1174 01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:42,073 You're so nice! 1175 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:54,855 "| am here for you." 1176 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:58,728 "The mood is sensuous for you." 1177 01:05:58,822 --> 01:06:02,065 "| brought romance for you." 1178 01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:05,236 "The magic is cast for you." 1179 01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:08,900 "Let's fall in love, then." 1180 01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:12,403 "Let's look deep into each other's eyes." 1181 01:06:12,735 --> 01:06:18,083 "It's for a night. Love is not a crime." 1182 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:23,683 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1183 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:27,284 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1184 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:30,729 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1185 01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:34,495 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1186 01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:37,999 "Anytime." 1187 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:41,598 "Let's be in |ove." 1188 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,677 "Let's be in |ove." 1189 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,714 "Your gorgeous style... 1190 01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:52,581 ...and my naughtiness is driving you crazy." 1191 01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:59,484 "Your gorgeous style... 1192 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:03,189 ...and my naughtiness is driving you crazy." 1193 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,927 "You have touched me... 1194 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:10,470 ...and I felt something." 1195 01:07:10,827 --> 01:07:14,036 "My breath is filled with fire." 1196 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:17,304 "Let me teach you how to fall in |ove." 1197 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:22,982 "It's just for a night. Love is not a crime." 1198 01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:28,411 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1199 01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:32,015 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1200 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:35,586 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1201 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:39,667 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1202 01:07:54,971 --> 01:07:59,010 "Your eyes are like red wine." 1203 01:07:59,108 --> 01:08:02,521 "Let me sip without waiting." 1204 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:09,864 "Your eyes are like red wine." 1205 01:08:09,953 --> 01:08:13,457 "Let me sip without waiting." 1206 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:17,059 "Everyone is drunk on love, right now." 1207 01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:20,640 "Just do what you want to do." 1208 01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:23,870 "Your spell is all around me." 1209 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,674 "You rule my head." 1210 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:33,118 "It's for a night. Love is not a crime." 1211 01:08:35,078 --> 01:08:38,616 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1212 01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:42,162 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1213 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:45,789 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1214 01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:49,893 "Let's be in love, anytime." 1215 01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:03,878 Banta. - Yes? - Where are you? 1216 01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:05,213 I'm back, Santa. 1217 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:06,912 You too? - Yes. 1218 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:13,989 Banta, we have to think about what your sister-in-Iaw said. 1219 01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,193 But, where should we start the investigations from? 1220 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:17,855 Well, he's there. - Who? 1221 01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:19,362 Our friend. 1222 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,737 Get this guy out of my sight. 1223 01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:46,055 Hey, there! - Hello! 1224 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:47,753 Hello! - Oh! 1225 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,921 Are you playing hockey all alone? 1226 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:54,401 Nice to see you guys. 1227 01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:56,230 Tony, towel please. - Yes, sir. 1228 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:59,032 Actually, I am really sorry. 1229 01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:02,439 Since we survived? - No! I'm happy about that. 1230 01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:06,212 I thought, you'd left the pariy and gone to the hotel. 1231 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:08,509 I learnt about the accident, much later. 1232 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,150 I am glad you guys are okay. 1233 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:14,378 Tell me, any news of my friend? 1234 01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:17,616 Which friend? - The Commissioner! Did you forget? 1235 01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:21,655 Oh! - Don't embarrass us, Mr. Razia Sultan! 1236 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,663 It's Sonu Sultan. - Sorry? 1237 01:10:25,355 --> 01:10:28,859 My name is Sonu Sultan, not Razia Sultan. 1238 01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:31,404 So, you are Sonu Sultan. - Yes, I am. 1239 01:10:31,494 --> 01:10:33,440 So, who is Razia Sultan? - Sorry? 1240 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:37,705 As they say, Ftazia went to the fair and got abused there. 1241 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:40,280 Is she related to you? - How is she related to you? 1242 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:43,350 I don't know about all that. All I know is that... 1243 01:10:43,473 --> 01:10:46,454 ...my name is Sonu Sultan! Is that okay? 1244 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:50,115 Why are you getting upset? Just clearing up doubts! 1245 01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:51,487 Yes. 1246 01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:54,725 Anyway, it's okay. It happens. 1247 01:10:55,151 --> 01:10:58,758 So, tell me. How did you drown? 1248 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:02,559 I mean, you are very skilled secret agents. 1249 01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:05,970 The sun is enormous and yet it sets, every day! 1250 01:11:06,096 --> 01:11:08,076 Is that alright with you? - Move aside, please. 1251 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:10,203 Ball arriving from the Kotla... 1252 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:12,745 ...and a shod arm, long leg and... 1253 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:14,746 That's a great shot! - Oh! 1254 01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:17,250 Sir, give this to me. Okay. 1255 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:18,917 Good shot. 1256 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:21,620 Do you know, what you did? 1257 01:11:26,215 --> 01:11:27,250 What do you know? 1258 01:11:27,383 --> 01:11:30,057 Don't act too innocent. We know about it. 1259 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:33,198 What do you know? 1260 01:11:33,356 --> 01:11:38,499 After we drowned, you tried to look for us, right? 1261 01:11:40,196 --> 01:11:43,905 Yes, I had to. 1262 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,905 Tony, water. - Tony water for me, too! 1263 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,506 Yes, sir. 1264 01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:56,547 Anyway- 1265 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:59,726 Tell me, any progress on the case? 1266 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,591 There's loads of progress. 1267 01:12:01,718 --> 01:12:02,924 But, we can't tell you. 1268 01:12:03,019 --> 01:12:04,521 If you don't talk about it, we can tell you. Right, Santa? 1269 01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:06,726 Of course! I won't tell anyone. 1270 01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:10,564 Listen, we don't think, the commissioner was kidnapped. 1271 01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:13,833 Really. - Yes. He just vanished on his own. 1272 01:12:14,097 --> 01:12:17,601 Soon, we will bring him to you. 1273 01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:21,040 I see. - Really nice to meet you... 1274 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,740 ...Mr. Salim Suleiman. 1275 01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,916 This is yours. - Banta, let's go! 1276 01:12:43,426 --> 01:12:45,997 This is JV Rousseau. Code name, Santa Banta. 1277 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,439 Squadron 34, batch 99. 1278 01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:51,142 Sorry, for the delay in making contact, sir. 1279 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:54,646 No, what's the hurry when it comes to making contact? 1280 01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,106 You could have been a bit more willful. 1281 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:01,149 You conducted a banned stuff bust, ruined Sultan's warehouse. 1282 01:13:01,477 --> 01:13:04,117 You even jumped into the sea, after getting drunk! 1283 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:08,792 If that isn't enough, stad a fire and set off a bomb! 1284 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:11,697 What are you saying? Sir, I don't get it. 1285 01:13:11,821 --> 01:13:14,961 My throat is parched, from answering the Ministry's queries. 1286 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:18,765 My 38 year old career is now in danger! 1287 01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:21,401 People are questioning my position, on a daily basis! 1288 01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:23,903 Tell me, what are you guys doing out there? 1289 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,207 Are you on a mission or playing games? 1290 01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:29,642 Hello? 1291 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:32,518 What is it? - I don't know what he's talking about. 1292 01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:36,987 Hello. - Arvind, what's going on? 1293 01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:39,286 Who are these fools, you've sent on the mission? 1294 01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:40,588 What are they doing out there? 1295 01:13:40,717 --> 01:13:42,424 They are digging your grave. 1296 01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:44,554 Hello? Hello! 1297 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,156 Yes, sir. I'm here. 1298 01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:49,669 Am I singing for you? A song, or a ballad? 1299 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:52,763 You can't do anything right. Just forget about it. 1300 01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,675 Hold on. 1301 01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:58,140 Hello. - Yes, sir. 1302 01:13:58,267 --> 01:13:59,405 Akbar, what's going on? 1303 01:13:59,502 --> 01:14:01,914 What are Santa and Banta doing in Fiji? 1304 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:03,142 Just look at their gumption! 1305 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:06,446 They called me and then, they hung up on me! 1306 01:14:08,244 --> 01:14:11,191 Banta, I can't get this right. - You have to suck, not blow! 1307 01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:14,456 The phone. 1308 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:17,125 Hello, who is this? - Arvind. 1309 01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,525 He's not here, he's in India. Call him up there. 1310 01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:21,862 You fool, this is Arvind! Don't you recognize my voice? 1311 01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:24,371 What is this nonsense? Is this any way to talk to me? 1312 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:27,031 No, sir. It's not you. I was just... 1313 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:29,109 What are you on? - No, sir! 1314 01:14:29,232 --> 01:14:30,836 I just had a Chinese meal! - Chinese? 1315 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:33,075 What did you eat at the Chinese meal? 1316 01:14:33,436 --> 01:14:35,177 What is this loser talking about? 1317 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,375 He ate up a Chinese man? 1318 01:14:37,507 --> 01:14:39,885 Which Chinese man? - Who is the Chinese man? 1319 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:43,753 No! Sir, not a Chinese man, I meant Chinese food. 1320 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,121 Well, eat Chinese at your leisure, out there. 1321 01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:48,024 I have to come to Fiji, personally. 1322 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:50,392 The boss wants to come to Fiji. 1323 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,057 Sure he can! He doesn't need my permission to do that. 1324 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,396 The boss is coming over, fool! Hanumant is my boss! 1325 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:59,064 Really! Are you going to tell me that I am your boss? 1326 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:01,300 No, sir, you are the boss. 1327 01:15:01,431 --> 01:15:03,138 You are my boss and the entire deparimenfs boss. 1328 01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:05,212 You are the boss and that's all that it is. 1329 01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:07,941 It's time to do, not to speak. 1330 01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:09,911 The pressure of the Home Ministry... 1331 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:13,510 ...and Santa and Banta's antics will drive me crazy. 1332 01:15:13,609 --> 01:15:15,020 On top of that, there's Arvind. 1333 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:16,682 Hello, Arvind? 1334 01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:20,557 Hello? Hey! Hello? 1335 01:15:20,817 --> 01:15:22,319 Are you insane? 1336 01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:24,988 What nonsense was that? The boss was on the other line. 1337 01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:26,700 Was he your boss? - Yes. 1338 01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:29,394 Did he eat the Chinese? - Hello! - Akbar ate it. 1339 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,066 Then, what did the boss eat? 1340 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,901 How do I know? I'm not monitoring his stomach from inside. 1341 01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:36,740 Novv, listen to why I called you. 1342 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,876 It's possible that the boss may come to Fiji. 1343 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:40,708 If that happens, it's going to be a big mess. 1344 01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:41,907 What kind of mess? 1345 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,247 He will find out you both aren't Santa and Banta. 1346 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:47,549 What is he saying? 1347 01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,516 We are Santa and Banta! 1348 01:15:50,613 --> 01:15:53,560 Disconnect the phone! Do it! 1349 01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,855 Hello? Why did he hang up, Santa? 1350 01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:57,760 He was in big trouble. 1351 01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:06,969 Thank God! They're gone. - We're safe. 1352 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,340 They survived, but brother-in-Iaw won't spare us! Let's go. 1353 01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:16,650 So, now you dared to hang up on me? 1354 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,981 I didn't hang up. It got disconnected. 1355 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,416 At least, cook up some decent excuses! 1356 01:16:22,478 --> 01:16:24,890 This is your last chance. Last chance. 1357 01:16:25,948 --> 01:16:27,825 Get to Fiji, immediately. 1358 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:31,091 Wrap up the mission high commissioner within 3 days. 1359 01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:32,530 And get back here. 1360 01:16:37,894 --> 01:16:38,895 Hello? - Shirley? 1361 01:16:38,995 --> 01:16:40,167 Yes, sir? 1362 01:16:40,363 --> 01:16:42,365 Book a ticket, please. - Sure, sir. 1363 01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:43,808 For Fiji. - Alright. 1364 01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,775 Economy. Arvind is travelling. 1365 01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:53,320 Oh, no! - What fell? 1366 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:56,355 It didn't fall. We were made to fall. Why? 1367 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:57,947 Boss, why are you hitting us? 1368 01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,559 Where are Santa and Banta? 1369 01:16:59,682 --> 01:17:02,663 We told you. They survived, they went to hospital and the hotel. 1370 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:04,856 I am going to go and kill them right there. 1371 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,956 Rascals! Let's go. 1372 01:17:07,690 --> 01:17:10,967 Burn the mouth. - What is he saying? 1373 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:14,337 Burn the mouth! - Do it. 1374 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:17,475 What is that? Get that away from me. 1375 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,807 You told me to burn your mouth, so I did it. 1376 01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:22,907 You fool, I want the socks, I wear with my shoes. 1377 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:23,983 Get my socks! 1378 01:17:24,106 --> 01:17:26,677 Why don't you say it right? I will do whatever I think you said! 1379 01:17:26,776 --> 01:17:29,484 He's a fool! If I tell you to get spinach, will you get fire? 1380 01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:32,684 If you confuse Hindi and Nepali languages, it will create a mess. 1381 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:35,352 Don't talk too much! You're getting too spoilt! 1382 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,896 Zip that lip! Don't let me hear you crib! 1383 01:17:39,955 --> 01:17:43,232 Rascal! Don't mock me! This is the don! 1384 01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,429 Hello? Who's this? 1385 01:17:46,529 --> 01:17:49,203 Hello! Bahadur, open the gate. 1386 01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:52,812 Which cemetery did you escape from, you ghoul? 1387 01:17:52,935 --> 01:17:56,473 Who gave birih to you? Get off the phone! 1388 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,915 I'm going to kill this guy who makes the wrong calls! 1389 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:03,684 We are almost here. - Okay, let's get down. 1390 01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:06,059 Hurry, don't let Santa and Banta get away. - Yes. 1391 01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:08,058 Search this place, thoroughly! 1392 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:10,328 Where is the lift... softly! 1393 01:18:10,419 --> 01:18:11,921 Speak softly! - Why are you shouting? 1394 01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:14,399 He's telling us to speak softly! He's lost it. - Let's go. 1395 01:18:18,761 --> 01:18:20,468 You go this way. - Okay. 1396 01:18:22,798 --> 01:18:26,405 Banta, let's go to the hotel rooftop and have a drink. 1397 01:18:27,003 --> 01:18:30,678 You guys seem familiar to me. Why? 1398 01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:34,117 Why does it seem, I have seen you? 1399 01:18:34,277 --> 01:18:38,555 Are there two Sikhs, who look like you, in the hotel? 1400 01:18:38,681 --> 01:18:40,957 There is no one besides us. 1401 01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:42,693 Could it be, us? 1402 01:18:43,352 --> 01:18:45,958 No way! You're right here with me. 1403 01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:48,830 I am looking for them and I can't seem to find them. 1404 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:50,198 Tell me, if you find them. 1405 01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:54,331 I am going to stick them with my knife. 1406 01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:57,468 Sir, why do you hate them so much? 1407 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:58,840 Who are you? 1408 01:18:58,968 --> 01:19:02,074 I am the don. 1409 01:19:02,838 --> 01:19:04,647 The real don. 1410 01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:06,378 What's a real don, sir? 1411 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,353 The kind of man who gives orders. 1412 01:19:10,713 --> 01:19:12,715 Send two biryanis to our room. Okay? Thanks. 1413 01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:16,020 Not that kind! The kind... 1414 01:19:16,152 --> 01:19:18,359 ...he has loads of spoons (Sidekicks). 1415 01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:21,231 Sure, send two spoons, too. We'll eat some yoghuri. 1416 01:19:21,824 --> 01:19:24,361 You're so funny! Okay, bye. 1417 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:27,106 I am going to find the real Santa and Banta. 1418 01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:30,039 Yes, there they are! I am going to kill them. 1419 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,736 I can see them! 1420 01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:33,939 Come on! - There they are. 1421 01:19:34,870 --> 01:19:37,908 Santa and Banta are in the lift, alone with us. We are lucky. 1422 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,485 Let's kill them right here. 1423 01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:41,719 Hi! ~ Oh! 1424 01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:43,448 Do we have bad breath? Why did they aved their faces? 1425 01:19:43,546 --> 01:19:45,548 I'm taking the stairs. - Bahadur! 1426 01:19:45,748 --> 01:19:47,318 Why are you here? Go to the gate. 1427 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:55,163 We meet again! 1428 01:19:56,392 --> 01:19:58,599 Where were you? Did you find Santa and Banta? 1429 01:19:58,761 --> 01:20:01,139 Who do you think is standing next to the girl? 1430 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:02,538 They are my friends. 1431 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:05,339 These are real people. 1432 01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:07,277 Those are the fakes. 1433 01:20:07,436 --> 01:20:08,710 They are the ones! - Yes! 1434 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:10,579 It's them! - Yes, it's them! 1435 01:20:10,706 --> 01:20:12,947 They are in the hotel! Crazy man! 1436 01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:16,016 They are maligning innocent Sikhs! Wait! 1437 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:19,823 This is my territory. 1438 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,757 Here is my card. 1439 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,730 If you find the real Santa and Banta, call and tell me. 1440 01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:31,260 What is it? - Shame on you! Rather than call you my boss... 1441 01:20:31,393 --> 01:20:34,465 ...| would rather knead dough in a bakery or sell ice cream on caris! 1442 01:20:34,730 --> 01:20:37,802 You were hounding Santa and Banta. 1443 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:41,073 But, you let go when you got them and gave your visiting card! 1444 01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:44,116 You both are... Get off! - Boss! 1445 01:20:45,908 --> 01:20:48,514 Hello? - Hello, Bahadur. Open the gate. 1446 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,022 You shut the gate! 1447 01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:51,750 Or Santa and Banta will go out! 1448 01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:08,737 Santa and Banta are going to be linked to another case. 1449 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:11,534 Mission high commissioner Fiji, successful. 1450 01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:13,272 Wow! That's awesome. 1451 01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:15,707 And this is all because of you, Arvind! 1452 01:21:16,071 --> 01:21:18,677 If you had to send over fake agents... 1453 01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:22,084 ...Why didn't you send just any fools? Why send them? 1454 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:27,918 Actually, I think, they did all this, by coincidence. 1455 01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:30,724 By coincidence? Really? 1456 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,524 Right, of course. So true. 1457 01:21:32,755 --> 01:21:34,701 The banned stuff deal was busted by coincidence. 1458 01:21:38,093 --> 01:21:40,903 My warehouse turned into a graveyard by coincidence. 1459 01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:46,577 They were tossed into the sea and still survived. 1460 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:50,176 All of them coincidences. 1461 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:53,379 I am sorry, Arvind. This is a bit too much to digest. 1462 01:21:55,044 --> 01:21:56,682 Give me some time. I will fix it. 1463 01:21:56,812 --> 01:21:58,450 No, you will not fix it. 1464 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,618 Novv, I will do whatever needs to be done. 1465 01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:04,092 Novv, you will just hand them both over to them. Clear? 1466 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:07,432 Okay, thank you. 1467 01:22:07,823 --> 01:22:09,200 Captain, back to the resort 1468 01:22:14,830 --> 01:22:17,504 What are you looking for? - The drawstring. 1469 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,302 Do something. Can't you pack quickly? 1470 01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:22,507 Don't shout at me, or I won't go back. 1471 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,650 Should I call the police? 1472 01:22:27,743 --> 01:22:29,689 The police? What did we do, now? 1473 01:22:29,812 --> 01:22:30,882 What did you do? 1474 01:22:31,013 --> 01:22:33,994 Do you know what the sentence is for the losses to Sultan's properiy? 1475 01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:37,459 20 years. You'll be doing hard labor in jail for 20 years. 1476 01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:39,362 What did I do, it seems! 1477 01:22:39,889 --> 01:22:41,926 Banta, 20 years of hard labor! 1478 01:22:42,024 --> 01:22:44,129 What will we do with all the fruits of that labor? 1479 01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:45,870 Who could eat so many flatbreads? 1480 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,134 Forget it. There is too much danger here, now. 1481 01:22:48,197 --> 01:22:50,438 The don threatened to kill us on the lift. 1482 01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:51,943 Who? 1483 01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:54,212 Who did you meet? - There was a man on the elevator. 1484 01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:56,407 He had 2 Nepali bodyguards. He's a gangster. 1485 01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:58,348 You didn't mention him. 1486 01:22:58,841 --> 01:23:00,821 When did this happen? - Two days ago. 1487 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:04,319 Then? - Then, what? 1488 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,661 We are great at hide and seek and we just got out of there. 1489 01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:10,730 Finish packing, quickly. - What about the mission? 1490 01:23:11,353 --> 01:23:14,391 Find your drawstring, first. - Sorry. 1491 01:23:21,931 --> 01:23:25,435 What are you doing? - We really worked very hard. 1492 01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:27,514 Let me go. There's not much to go. 1493 01:23:27,636 --> 01:23:29,309 Look, the country needs us. - I know. 1494 01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:32,878 No, you need some time out. - Sir, we worked hard... 1495 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:33,986 Time out? - Yes. 1496 01:23:34,076 --> 01:23:35,680 Where are you sending us on a time out? - Rest a bit. 1497 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:37,620 In a truck? - Go on! 1498 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:39,587 A truck? - Try to understand! 1499 01:23:39,682 --> 01:23:41,127 I'll meet you, later. 1500 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:43,287 Are you coming on vacation too? Oh. 1501 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:50,094 Brother-in-Iaw! 1502 01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:52,933 You said, hi, shook hands and gave your card to Santa and Banta. 1503 01:23:53,062 --> 01:23:54,268 You aleried them! 1504 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,671 What should we do, now? - Hey... 1505 01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:59,771 ...where can they go? I will follow and kill them. 1506 01:23:59,902 --> 01:24:02,041 They lied to me! - Are you going to bite them? 1507 01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:03,975 That kukri is not for chopping salad! 1508 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:06,952 Don't hassle me! You don't know how dangerous I can be. 1509 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,680 Even I don't know that. Come with me! 1510 01:24:08,811 --> 01:24:11,052 Where is my Ferrari? Where is it? 1511 01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:12,489 Sit! Come on! 1512 01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,326 Which Nepali gang? 1513 01:24:14,450 --> 01:24:15,656 I don't understand any of this. 1514 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:17,924 I haven't given a hit man a contract for Santa and Banta. 1515 01:24:18,020 --> 01:24:19,522 They said, there are three men. 1516 01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:21,295 They met them in the lift, but didn't recognize them. 1517 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:22,630 Well done. 1518 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:26,329 Which means, someone else besides me is looking for your fools. 1519 01:24:26,428 --> 01:24:29,341 Don't worry, no one can get to them, before me. 1520 01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:32,105 Along with the high commissioner... 1521 01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:34,807 “Santa and Banta will be killed today. I promise you, that. 1522 01:24:34,937 --> 01:24:36,575 Get to the headquaders, at once. 1523 01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:44,487 There is one thing, Santa. 1524 01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:46,918 We came to catch someone and got nabbed, ourselves! 1525 01:24:47,049 --> 01:24:51,259 I think, Mr. Akbar, Arvind, the Ambassador, are all in cahoots. 1526 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:53,358 They are playing a huge game. 1527 01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:56,026 They are playing hockey. The greatest game. - Get lost! 1528 01:24:57,059 --> 01:25:00,131 They are in the car before us. I'm going to teach them a lesson! 1529 01:25:01,864 --> 01:25:03,775 So, how are you, my friend? 1530 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,472 I hope, I have been a good host. 1531 01:25:07,970 --> 01:25:11,918 You're going to get a taste of hospitality, in prison. 1532 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:15,154 Leave him! 1533 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:17,848 It's just business. 1534 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:19,926 It's what I do! 1535 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,596 Besides, you got into the middle of it. 1536 01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:26,422 That's why I had to kidnap you and bring you here. 1537 01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:28,364 I'm still telling you. 1538 01:25:29,558 --> 01:25:31,003 Let's do this, together. 1539 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,299 The Customs won't even check you. 1540 01:25:33,395 --> 01:25:34,999 After all, you are a VIP. 1541 01:25:35,864 --> 01:25:37,537 You could be a millionaire. 1542 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,849 You won't agree, even now. 1543 01:25:47,075 --> 01:25:50,613 You'll agree, when someone dies. 1544 01:25:52,681 --> 01:25:55,218 Look there. Take a look! 1545 01:25:55,617 --> 01:25:56,925 Right there. 1546 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,369 I'm going to count to three. 1547 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,908 Please! 1548 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:14,574 One. 1549 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,081 Please, save me. 1550 01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:19,380 TWO! 1551 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,349 Darling, please save me. 1552 01:26:24,279 --> 01:26:25,656 Three! 1553 01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:38,096 What are you staring at? 1554 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:41,098 I already knew about both of you. 1555 01:26:42,097 --> 01:26:43,770 What are you doing? 1556 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:48,446 Kareena, this is imporiant. Please. 1557 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,815 Darling. Everyone has their ovvn definition of imponant work. 1558 01:26:53,008 --> 01:26:56,182 This is impodant for you and something else is impodant for me. 1559 01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:59,424 If you hadn't given him the information on the sly... 1560 01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:03,462 ...by now, he'd be sewing his sentence in some prison. 1561 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:07,431 Well, you have to give him credit. 1562 01:27:08,323 --> 01:27:11,566 Your husband is not as foolish as we thought he was. 1563 01:27:14,129 --> 01:27:15,665 I am so sorry, darling. 1564 01:27:16,265 --> 01:27:18,245 But, you know everything, now. 1565 01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:20,841 So, listen to us. 1566 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,045 Anyway, you don't have to do much. 1567 01:27:23,438 --> 01:27:25,076 Just don't say anything! 1568 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:28,210 Use your position for some advantage. 1569 01:27:28,877 --> 01:27:30,652 And let your friends take advantage, too. 1570 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:33,352 Give us the cover and a life. 1571 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:36,389 I think, it's a great deal. Okay? 1572 01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:43,561 My conscience isn't selling out like your body. 1573 01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:45,869 Shoot him! 1574 01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:49,338 I will shoot him. 1575 01:27:50,532 --> 01:27:52,534 But, let's get his ransom, first. 1576 01:27:55,070 --> 01:27:57,414 Hello. - I would like to an officer... 1577 01:27:57,539 --> 01:27:59,519 ...who can take a decision on the spot. 1578 01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:02,149 Sir! Staff! Record the call. 1579 01:28:02,544 --> 01:28:03,989 Sir, please. 1580 01:28:07,649 --> 01:28:08,593 Who is this? 1581 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:11,688 That won't add to the high commissioner's life... 1582 01:28:12,087 --> 01:28:14,465 ...or reduce the amount I want as a ransom. 1583 01:28:14,656 --> 01:28:18,103 Novv, what I need is 50 million dollars in cash. 1584 01:28:18,193 --> 01:28:21,197 What? 50 million dollars? 1585 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,740 That's a huge amount to be produced at such shod notice! 1586 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:28,645 What proof do you have that he is safe? 1587 01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:32,877 I am speaking of the high commissioner, not some baby bird. 1588 01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:37,155 Send over the money and take him home. 1589 01:28:37,746 --> 01:28:41,626 Or the pieces of his dead body will get home. 1590 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:43,627 If you do that... 1591 01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:48,266 Okay. 50 million. 1592 01:28:48,390 --> 01:28:51,462 Very good! Note down the location. 1593 01:28:51,627 --> 01:28:54,836 Where are you going? We may over shoot it! 1594 01:29:01,637 --> 01:29:03,241 Where are we? 1595 01:29:03,438 --> 01:29:04,883 This isn't the airport 1596 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:06,383 Is this a pod? 1597 01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:08,852 You need a boat at a pod. Come on. 1598 01:29:10,245 --> 01:29:11,781 Hold on to that. 1599 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:16,860 Let me go! What do you eat? 1600 01:29:17,719 --> 01:29:21,132 Santa! It's Ms. Kareena! 1601 01:29:22,724 --> 01:29:25,364 Hello! Ms. Kareena! 1602 01:29:25,594 --> 01:29:27,267 Billoo! - What? 1603 01:29:27,563 --> 01:29:29,736 Why don't you take a good look? It's Kareena! 1604 01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:31,538 She's with him, Sonu Walia. 1605 01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:33,509 Who is Sonu Walia? - It's you. 1606 01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:35,649 Listen to me for the last time. 1607 01:29:35,737 --> 01:29:38,343 My name isn't Sonu Walia, it's Sonu Sultan, is that clear? 1608 01:29:38,473 --> 01:29:40,111 Are you Sonu sultan? - Yes. 1609 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:42,518 You're not Sonu Walia? - No! 1610 01:29:42,611 --> 01:29:44,522 She said, you're Sonu Walia. 1611 01:29:44,613 --> 01:29:46,615 What? - I didn't say anything. 1612 01:29:46,748 --> 01:29:50,127 She also said, you're the famous Indian singer... 1613 01:29:50,219 --> 01:29:52,563 “what's his name? - Yes, that one. 1614 01:29:52,654 --> 01:29:54,463 Be quiet! - Sorry_ 1615 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:56,264 What is going on here? 1616 01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:57,893 I was talking about Sonu Nigam. 1617 01:29:58,026 --> 01:29:59,733 Didn't you mention Tipu Sultan? 1618 01:29:59,861 --> 01:30:02,933 I said, I didn't know about Tipu Sultan. 1619 01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:04,543 Okay Billoo, enough! 1620 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:07,044 Billoo? - Yes, sorry! Thanks you! 1621 01:30:07,502 --> 01:30:09,175 First, tell me, why are you both here? 1622 01:30:09,304 --> 01:30:10,647 Who is that? 1623 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:15,051 He's the one... 1624 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,324 He's the commissioner. 1625 01:30:23,452 --> 01:30:26,695 Oh! The commissioner? Thank you. 1626 01:30:28,357 --> 01:30:31,566 What's up? You were taking us in a truck! 1627 01:30:31,693 --> 01:30:33,104 Don't touch me. 1628 01:30:33,161 --> 01:30:34,663 You wanted to kill us! 1629 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:37,437 Listen to me, first. - You listen to me. 1630 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,040 Sorry. 1631 01:30:39,501 --> 01:30:41,003 Enough! - Yes. 1632 01:30:41,136 --> 01:30:43,309 Ms. Kareena, call the police. 1633 01:30:43,405 --> 01:30:45,043 Mr. Sonu, thanks for coming. 1634 01:30:45,173 --> 01:30:46,982 Or, his men were going to take us somewhere. 1635 01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:49,215 Be quiet, you fools! 1636 01:30:50,345 --> 01:30:52,791 I am going to end this game right here, today. 1637 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:54,725 Just let me get the money and We're done. 1638 01:30:56,118 --> 01:31:00,692 I don't get whether Rehana Sultan is our friend or foe. 1639 01:31:00,822 --> 01:31:02,824 Who is Rehana Sultan? 1640 01:31:02,924 --> 01:31:04,870 Who is... Who is he? 1641 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:07,603 Here, 50 million, cash. - Thank you. 1642 01:31:08,263 --> 01:31:11,073 If I don't call within an hour, attack. 1643 01:31:11,666 --> 01:31:14,875 Santa, it's our first death. I'm slightly scared. 1644 01:31:15,003 --> 01:31:17,040 Forget it! Who gets scared of something like that? 1645 01:31:17,272 --> 01:31:20,742 Once in the village, I needed to go to the loo at 2 am. 1646 01:31:20,942 --> 01:31:24,947 I went to the loo and there was a huge tiger sitting there. 1647 01:31:25,580 --> 01:31:27,491 Then, what? - Then, I said... 1648 01:31:27,549 --> 01:31:31,656 ...Mr. Tiger, take your time. I'm done! Sorry. 1649 01:31:31,953 --> 01:31:34,559 Are you ready to die? 1650 01:31:34,689 --> 01:31:37,533 Why do we need to get ready? It's death, not a wedding. 1651 01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:41,368 Sir, I don't get it. Why do you want to kill us? 1652 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,306 What did we do to you? - What did you do? 1653 01:31:44,733 --> 01:31:46,212 What did you do? 1654 01:31:46,301 --> 01:31:48,781 You ruined my business. 1655 01:31:48,904 --> 01:31:51,748 And you're asking me what you did? You've had it. 1656 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:53,180 Isthat a real gun? - Just let go! 1657 01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:56,051 We'll know, when the gun is shot, whether it's real. 1658 01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:00,082 Beware! 1659 01:32:00,615 --> 01:32:02,652 Santa and Banta are wanted by me! 1660 01:32:02,784 --> 01:32:04,889 I am going to shoot them. 1661 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:08,229 Santa, take care of... Tell QT... - I will do that. 1662 01:32:08,357 --> 01:32:11,361 The gun didn't shoot. - It needs bullets to shoot. 1663 01:32:11,593 --> 01:32:13,834 I kept the bullets on the fridge. Why didn't you load it? 1664 01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:15,942 I ate it, since I had a headache. 1665 01:32:16,031 --> 01:32:18,671 And you're still not dead! - Be quiet! Who are you? 1666 01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:21,379 With one sign from me, all of you will be shot a hundred times. 1667 01:32:21,469 --> 01:32:23,176 Wait. - Get in line, sir. 1668 01:32:23,271 --> 01:32:25,046 Wait. - This man is bigger than us. 1669 01:32:25,140 --> 01:32:27,643 Be quiet. The tall man will die first. 1670 01:32:28,910 --> 01:32:32,084 Sir! My darling... - Easy. 1671 01:32:32,414 --> 01:32:34,792 I have one last wish. - One last wish. 1672 01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:36,829 Even the government offers one last wish. 1673 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,456 Tea, coffee, dance bar? A honor performance? 1674 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:42,433 What is your last wish? - One moment, sir. 1675 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:46,068 Should I say it? - You will? 1676 01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:48,941 We will play hide and seek. 1677 01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,566 Hide and seek? What is that? 1678 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:52,906 We used to play it as kids. 1679 01:32:53,001 --> 01:32:55,948 Listen, we can play today. She said, don't waste time. 1680 01:32:56,037 --> 01:32:57,846 Don't listen to them! 1681 01:32:57,973 --> 01:32:59,975 We are going to play tug of war, too! 1682 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:02,146 It's hide and seek! Not tug of war. 1683 01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:04,223 At least, keep our respect in public! 1684 01:33:04,312 --> 01:33:07,156 Play on! I want to see this game. 1685 01:33:07,249 --> 01:33:09,695 Count to ten. Close your eyes. 1686 01:33:09,784 --> 01:33:11,730 And we will hide, while you look for us. Okay? 1687 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:14,562 One, two. - Hide! 1688 01:33:14,689 --> 01:33:16,430 Three! - Come on! 1689 01:33:16,524 --> 01:33:17,935 Close your eyes! 1690 01:33:18,026 --> 01:33:20,267 Fouﬂ - Come on, hide. 1691 01:33:20,395 --> 01:33:22,272 Five. - We will hide too. 1692 01:33:22,397 --> 01:33:23,671 Close your eyes! - What are you doing? 1693 01:33:23,798 --> 01:33:25,004 What are you doing? 1694 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:28,040 Six! Seven! 1695 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:30,413 Ten, ready! 1696 01:33:37,012 --> 01:33:39,322 Very good! Well done. 1697 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:42,925 Banta! Are you around? 1698 01:33:43,051 --> 01:33:46,555 Santa, I'm in the drum! No one caught me. 1699 01:33:47,889 --> 01:33:49,926 Very good, Banta! 1700 01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:53,500 Come on, where's Tipu? I got caught. 1701 01:33:53,862 --> 01:33:57,071 Novv, let's see you catch Banta. 1702 01:33:58,366 --> 01:33:59,709 Look there. 1703 01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:03,305 Oh, no, my friend! Why did you get caught? 1704 01:34:03,371 --> 01:34:06,818 I Wasn't caught. - Yes, you Were! 1705 01:34:07,909 --> 01:34:10,685 Oh, no! Come on. - No, Santa! 1706 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:12,523 Come on, Banta. - Santa! 1707 01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:13,955 What is it? - This is cheating. 1708 01:34:14,082 --> 01:34:16,460 No, no, you're caught. 1709 01:34:16,551 --> 01:34:18,189 He's caught. No problem. 1710 01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,321 One moment, Banta. 1711 01:34:19,421 --> 01:34:22,595 Novv, if you're done, can I continue? 1712 01:34:22,724 --> 01:34:24,670 No! This is cheating. - Cheating? 1713 01:34:24,793 --> 01:34:27,535 We hid and you looked for us. 1714 01:34:27,629 --> 01:34:29,370 Novv, your men will hide and we will search. 1715 01:34:29,464 --> 01:34:31,375 Do something about this, or I will do it. 1716 01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:32,569 Relax! - Do something. 1717 01:34:32,634 --> 01:34:34,238 It's just a game. I'm loving it, too much. 1718 01:34:34,369 --> 01:34:36,440 You will hide, I will count to ten. - Whatever you say! 1719 01:34:36,538 --> 01:34:37,539 Whatever you say. - Go and hide. 1720 01:34:37,639 --> 01:34:39,585 One, two, four, five, eight, nine, ten! 1721 01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:03,466 Hello? - Yes, Arvind. 1722 01:35:03,598 --> 01:35:05,134 Did you get the money? - Yes. 1723 01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,513 Hey, why aren't you here, yet? 1724 01:35:08,236 --> 01:35:10,307 I won't get there, ever. 1725 01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:13,443 What's Wrong? - Arvind, you... 1726 01:35:13,542 --> 01:35:15,954 ---you.__ _ Bye bye. 1727 01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:18,991 Arvind, you are crossing me. - We'll see. 1728 01:35:22,117 --> 01:35:25,929 Arvind! You curse have hassled me! 1729 01:35:26,021 --> 01:35:27,898 I won't let you get away with this. 1730 01:35:33,461 --> 01:35:37,170 You've had it! 1731 01:35:40,368 --> 01:35:43,110 Whenever anyone talks badly about India... 1732 01:35:43,205 --> 01:35:46,209 ...the Sikhs lose their cool, most of all. 1733 01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:49,782 So, tell me more. - Yes. 1734 01:35:50,211 --> 01:35:52,418 Come on! - Still not found them. 1735 01:35:52,514 --> 01:35:55,085 Banta! Let's channelize Sunny Deol! 1736 01:35:55,517 --> 01:35:58,896 Not like that! Come on, pull that out! 1737 01:36:02,924 --> 01:36:04,267 What does Sunny Deol eat? 1738 01:36:04,326 --> 01:36:05,805 Banta. - Santa! 1739 01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:08,066 Banta! 1740 01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:10,743 You can't do this. Let's just do this. - Okay. 1741 01:36:11,533 --> 01:36:13,103 Just shoot them! 1742 01:36:13,168 --> 01:36:16,342 How? He has the gun. 1743 01:36:24,846 --> 01:36:27,417 Banta! 1744 01:36:28,283 --> 01:36:30,889 Bye bye, Banta! 1745 01:36:32,554 --> 01:36:35,660 This watch can even send back a bullet from a gun. 1746 01:36:43,865 --> 01:36:46,072 Where did the snow come from? 1747 01:36:47,235 --> 01:36:50,273 Oh, God! It's a tsunami! This don is a rascal! 1748 01:36:50,371 --> 01:36:52,112 What are you doing? - Run. 1749 01:36:52,206 --> 01:36:54,117 Run! - Don't move! 1750 01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:56,689 Run! " Stop! 1751 01:36:56,778 --> 01:36:58,985 Banta! 1752 01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:05,293 No! ‘ No! 1753 01:37:05,420 --> 01:37:07,366 Santa! 1754 01:37:07,522 --> 01:37:09,661 Help! - Banta! 1755 01:37:09,724 --> 01:37:11,067 He'll me! 1756 01:37:11,159 --> 01:37:13,935 Banta, what are you doing? It's your sister-in-Iaw! 1757 01:37:14,095 --> 01:37:17,235 Banta! What are you doing? It's a crime. 1758 01:37:17,532 --> 01:37:20,604 What are you doing? 1759 01:37:20,902 --> 01:37:22,347 Banta! 1760 01:37:22,637 --> 01:37:25,846 Sir. It's over an hour and no news of Arvind. 1761 01:37:27,642 --> 01:37:28,780 Everybody on board? 1762 01:37:28,877 --> 01:37:30,857 PT, police, coast guard, everyone. 1763 01:37:32,614 --> 01:37:33,854 Attack. 1764 01:37:34,949 --> 01:37:36,394 I will find them. 1765 01:37:37,785 --> 01:37:40,857 Ghost! - No, it's your boss! 1766 01:37:40,989 --> 01:37:42,400 Our boss is dark. 1767 01:37:42,490 --> 01:37:44,697 This fight is going to get you a blackened face. 1768 01:37:44,826 --> 01:37:47,306 This is flour. Come on! - Where are you going? 1769 01:37:48,596 --> 01:37:50,667 I am going to make flatbreads with the flour! Be quiet. 1770 01:37:54,736 --> 01:37:55,976 What is going on? 1771 01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:02,813 Get back! 1772 01:38:10,151 --> 01:38:11,630 This is chili powder! How did it get here? 1773 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:13,960 Banta! - Santa! 1774 01:38:14,589 --> 01:38:16,591 Banta! 1775 01:38:16,725 --> 01:38:18,727 Oh! 1776 01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:28,610 Sonu Sultan! 1777 01:38:34,542 --> 01:38:38,183 The ball spins in the hands of the ball boy. 1778 01:38:42,183 --> 01:38:44,686 He's hit that like a rocket. 1779 01:38:49,591 --> 01:38:52,401 Banta, your pitcher! 1780 01:38:52,493 --> 01:38:54,439 I will never bad mouth it. - I told you. 1781 01:38:54,529 --> 01:38:55,530 I will never bad mouth it. 1782 01:38:55,663 --> 01:38:58,075 Sonu! - Santa, we vvon! 1783 01:38:58,133 --> 01:39:01,706 He's hit that, like a rocket! 1784 01:39:08,242 --> 01:39:10,654 Sorry, Santa! Your Billoo... 1785 01:39:10,779 --> 01:39:15,228 She is a traitor of the country. She can't be my Billoo. 1786 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:17,562 She can't be her. 1787 01:39:28,396 --> 01:39:30,273 Don't move. 1788 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:33,275 Come on, out. Get out. Game over. We vvon. 1789 01:39:35,269 --> 01:39:37,408 Hands up! Come out! 1790 01:39:37,538 --> 01:39:39,848 Hey! Oh, God! - Get out of there. 1791 01:39:40,241 --> 01:39:43,450 We have to go right. Come on, let's go. 1792 01:39:44,412 --> 01:39:45,755 Let's go. Are you alright, sir? 1793 01:39:45,847 --> 01:39:47,656 Santa and Banta! Please. 1794 01:39:50,818 --> 01:39:53,924 You've done well. You've made the country proud. 1795 01:39:54,055 --> 01:39:55,625 Mention not. - Okay! 1796 01:39:55,724 --> 01:39:57,829 Please, leave. - Banta, let's go. 1797 01:39:58,926 --> 01:40:00,735 Okay. - One moment. 1798 01:40:00,862 --> 01:40:02,034 There he goes! 1799 01:40:02,097 --> 01:40:03,633 One moment. - He wants to speak. 1800 01:40:04,032 --> 01:40:06,410 Are you real or fake? 1801 01:40:08,002 --> 01:40:11,347 Whatever we are, we are real! 1802 01:40:12,173 --> 01:40:15,848 See? I was absolutely right. 1803 01:40:16,578 --> 01:40:18,615 And my phone didn't ring! 1804 01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:21,694 That's because, my cell phone fell during the game. 1805 01:40:34,195 --> 01:40:36,038 Hello, good evening, sir. This is Akbar. 1806 01:40:36,197 --> 01:40:38,370 Congratulations. The mission was successful. 1807 01:40:38,499 --> 01:40:39,876 Yes, sir. 1808 01:40:40,135 --> 01:40:42,137 Yes, sir. We have kept the high commissioner safe. 1809 01:40:42,237 --> 01:40:44,740 He is resting at home. Yes. 1810 01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:48,217 Sonu Sultan and his gang are in police custody. 1811 01:40:48,309 --> 01:40:51,586 This is all because of your agents, Santa and Banta. 1812 01:40:51,680 --> 01:40:53,091 Mind blowing job, sir. 1813 01:40:53,214 --> 01:40:54,454 Let me speak to Arvind. 1814 01:40:54,882 --> 01:40:57,089 We lost Arvind, sir. Sorry. 1815 01:40:57,252 --> 01:40:59,789 No, he won't die so easily. 1816 01:41:00,455 --> 01:41:02,162 I will find him. 1817 01:41:02,290 --> 01:41:04,930 Meanwhile, send Santa and Banta to India at once. 1818 01:41:05,059 --> 01:41:07,630 I don't want them to stay in Fiji for another moment. 1819 01:41:07,762 --> 01:41:10,436 But, sir... - I don't want to listen, Akbar. 1820 01:41:10,565 --> 01:41:12,101 That's an order. - Hello? 1821 01:41:16,103 --> 01:41:19,209 It was great fun working with you on this mission. 1822 01:41:19,307 --> 01:41:21,685 You are really good friends. 1823 01:41:22,476 --> 01:41:25,685 You're right. You should have friends in life. 1824 01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:27,817 Santa, friends will be your life. 1825 01:41:27,949 --> 01:41:29,758 I am saying the same thing! - No? 1826 01:41:29,884 --> 01:41:32,023 Because, this time, you have a point. 1827 01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:33,861 You're getting late. Please. 1828 01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:37,259 I am proud of you, Mr. Santa and Mr. Banta. 1829 01:41:37,358 --> 01:41:39,269 You have made the country proud. 1830 01:41:39,928 --> 01:41:44,035 Ms. QT, I have a gift for you. 1831 01:41:45,099 --> 01:41:47,602 This is the most prized possession of my life. 1832 01:41:51,473 --> 01:41:52,952 Thank you, Mr. Banta. 1833 01:41:53,575 --> 01:41:55,248 M r. Akbar? - Yes? 1834 01:41:55,843 --> 01:41:57,117 This is for you. 1835 01:41:58,846 --> 01:42:01,486 You solved this? QT! 1836 01:42:01,649 --> 01:42:04,027 I can't do this, and they did it. - QT! 1837 01:42:05,219 --> 01:42:06,596 Sir! 1838 01:42:09,157 --> 01:42:10,397 Genius! 1839 01:42:12,193 --> 01:42:13,467 What genius? 1840 01:42:13,595 --> 01:42:16,098 It was like that, at the shop. 1841 01:42:16,965 --> 01:42:18,239 Santa. 1842 01:42:20,268 --> 01:42:21,542 Go on, little boy. 1843 01:42:23,638 --> 01:42:24,878 Ms. QT. 1844 01:42:29,577 --> 01:42:31,523 I likes you. 1845 01:42:34,616 --> 01:42:38,359 You beating my head. 1846 01:42:39,453 --> 01:42:43,663 Maybe, meeting? 1847 01:42:47,695 --> 01:42:49,800 Sitting. 1848 01:42:53,434 --> 01:42:57,246 Listen, you're a darling. 1849 01:43:19,193 --> 01:43:21,173 Banta! We're safe. 1850 01:43:23,030 --> 01:43:25,067 Sir, the Minister's phone. 1851 01:43:25,466 --> 01:43:27,275 Doesn't he need the phone? - He's called you. 1852 01:43:28,869 --> 01:43:31,247 Hello, sir. - Hello! 1853 01:43:31,438 --> 01:43:33,918 I just heard from the Home Ministry... 1854 01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:37,181 mthat my agent Arvind double crossed us. 1855 01:43:37,278 --> 01:43:39,451 Still, you have returned a success. 1856 01:43:39,580 --> 01:43:42,322 Congratulations! - Thanks you. 1857 01:43:42,483 --> 01:43:46,021 Congratulations to you, too! 1858 01:43:46,387 --> 01:43:49,095 The country is proud of you. 1859 01:43:49,190 --> 01:43:54,538 Although you aren't real agents you did very well. 1860 01:43:54,695 --> 01:43:59,110 So, I want you to be our agents, officially. 1861 01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:00,474 What do you think? 1862 01:44:00,601 --> 01:44:03,343 What can I say, besides thank you? 1863 01:44:03,438 --> 01:44:05,543 Thanks for believing in us. 1864 01:44:05,639 --> 01:44:08,279 But, I have a question. - Go ahead. 1865 01:44:08,376 --> 01:44:10,185 How much do we get paid? 1866 01:44:10,912 --> 01:44:12,516 Well, that is... 1867 01:44:14,382 --> 01:44:16,328 Alright, check and let me know. Okay? 1868 01:44:16,417 --> 01:44:17,589 Thanks, sorry. 1869 01:44:17,718 --> 01:44:19,391 Hail India. - Hail India. 1870 01:44:21,222 --> 01:44:24,999 Santa, you spoke to the Minister for so long! - You bet. 1871 01:44:25,326 --> 01:44:27,670 It's impossible! - Why? 1872 01:44:27,795 --> 01:44:31,106 It's impossible! - Who else could it be? 1873 01:44:31,199 --> 01:44:33,440 A wrong number! - I said, it's the Minister. 1874 01:44:33,568 --> 01:44:34,876 I say, it's a wrong number. 1875 01:44:35,003 --> 01:44:37,005 How do you know it Wasn't the Minister? 1876 01:44:37,138 --> 01:44:41,644 Santa, he has never talked so much to anyone, so far. 1877 01:44:47,948 --> 01:44:51,953 Hey, driver! Change gears and let's go home. 1878 01:44:55,723 --> 01:44:57,760 "Be it London or America." 1879 01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:01,501 "Italy or Africa." 1880 01:45:02,764 --> 01:45:04,835 "We are famous all over." 1881 01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:08,812 "Everyone knows about us." 1882 01:45:09,937 --> 01:45:13,384 "Be it London or America." "Italy or Africa." 1883 01:45:13,508 --> 01:45:17,081 "We are famous all over." "Everyone knows about us." 1884 01:45:17,178 --> 01:45:20,022 "Here, there, everywhere." 1885 01:45:20,748 --> 01:45:24,696 "The beat of our drum echoes everywhere." 1886 01:45:26,321 --> 01:45:28,597 "The flute plays." 1887 01:45:29,857 --> 01:45:32,736 "The flute plays. Santa plays the flute." 1888 01:45:32,793 --> 01:45:36,639 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 1889 01:45:36,764 --> 01:45:39,973 "The Jats play the flute." 1890 01:45:40,067 --> 01:45:43,446 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute." 1891 01:45:43,571 --> 01:45:46,279 "Banta plays the flute." 1892 01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:55,058 "The best of pals. The best of Sikhs." 1893 01:45:55,283 --> 01:45:58,821 "Every kid knows them. How can you not know them?" 1894 01:45:58,919 --> 01:46:03,163 "No matter where they go, they rock the world." 1895 01:46:03,291 --> 01:46:06,500 "The flute plays." 1896 01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:11,138 "At 7 pm in the evening the glasses are set on the table." 1897 01:46:11,232 --> 01:46:14,475 "We don't sip, we drink the entire bottle." 1898 01:46:14,601 --> 01:46:18,014 "We get drunk, we can't take it anymore." 1899 01:46:18,139 --> 01:46:21,518 "Then, we go to the disco and move everyone out." 1900 01:46:21,642 --> 01:46:25,988 "We dance to the Michael Jackson step and rock the world." 1901 01:46:28,282 --> 01:46:31,195 "The flute plays. Santa plays the flute." 1902 01:46:31,285 --> 01:46:34,994 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 1903 01:46:35,056 --> 01:46:38,196 "Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 1904 01:46:38,292 --> 01:46:42,035 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 1905 01:46:42,129 --> 01:46:43,437 "Santa and Banta!" 1906 01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:50,075 "They are cute, handsome and we think, they are gorgeous." 1907 01:46:50,171 --> 01:46:53,175 "We give them the vote of |ove." 1908 01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:58,713 "They are smad and gorgeous. They are rocking." 1909 01:46:58,813 --> 01:47:00,759 "Everywhere. Santa and Banta." 1910 01:47:00,848 --> 01:47:04,227 "Girls like us and fight over us." 1911 01:47:04,352 --> 01:47:07,595 "They invite us to all their pariies." 1912 01:47:07,688 --> 01:47:11,261 "A|| the parents are ready to give us their girls." 1913 01:47:11,359 --> 01:47:15,603 "Whenever Santa passes by, Billoo opens the window." 1914 01:47:16,297 --> 01:47:20,939 "The flute plays. "Santa plays the flute." 1915 01:47:21,035 --> 01:47:24,676 "Everywhere. Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 1916 01:47:24,805 --> 01:47:28,014 "Santa plays the flute, Banta plays the flute." 1917 01:47:29,243 --> 01:47:33,555 "The flute plays." 144754