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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:19,959 Rock-a-bye my baby in the tree top tall 2 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,591 Rock-a-bye my baby when the shadows fall 3 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,314 Rock-a-bye my baby and we'll have a ball 4 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,637 Did you know the moon is made of cheese? 5 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,877 Did you know that money grows on trees? 6 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,958 Did you know I picked a hundred Gs? 7 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,277 Close your eyes, close your eyes and away we'll fly 8 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,872 Rock-a-bye my baby in the early bright 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,992 Rock-a-bye my baby like a satellite 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,953 Rock-a-bye my baby till you're out of sight 11 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,038 Did you know the ocean's marmalade? 12 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,436 Did you know that TV stars get paid? 13 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,438 Did you know the Dodgers made that trade? 14 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:02,314 Now's the time to give your dreams a try 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:06,399 Rock-a-bye my baby Rock, rock, my baby 16 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,034 Let's start to count those sheep 17 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,710 Rock-a-bye my baby Rock, rock my baby 18 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,229 Won't you go to sleep? 19 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,238 Rock-a-bye my baby to the land of Nod 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,955 Rock-a-bye my baby where the cherubs trod 21 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,549 Rock-a-bye my baby Aren't cherubs odd? 22 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,638 Did you know my song is nearly through? 23 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,752 Did you know the sandman's overdue? 24 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,997 Did you know I'll soon be sleepy too? 25 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:40,150 Rock-a-bye, rock-a-bye, rock-a-bye Rock-a-bye, my baby, bye! 26 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,152 Carla? 27 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,714 Mr Hermann, that client of yours is an ill-tempered beast in the morning. 28 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,068 Only after she's had her coffee. 29 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,636 Coffee! She's guzzling brandy, and it's only 8:30. 30 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,958 Who starts drinking before 10:00 a. M? I'm taking that offer from live television. 31 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,478 Tallyho. 32 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,595 Aren't you ashamed, exiling poor Harry to live television? 33 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,029 - He made a remark I didn't like. - Like? 34 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,835 - Like I'm putting on weight. - Well, so you are. And this doesn't help. 35 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,032 - Now don't you start in. - All right. You start in, what's wrong? 36 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,349 Nothing. 37 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,072 I can't figure why you're on the jug. 38 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,997 You've got everything to make you happy. 39 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,953 You're box-office. You're beautiful. You're single. 40 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,514 Every married man in town is trying to date you. 41 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,312 Your next picture is an epic. 42 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,749 Do you realise that every actress in Hollywood 43 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,589 would give her Sunday uplifts to play The White Virgin of the Nile, 44 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,870 a controversial bestseller? 45 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,831 What troubles can you possibly have that warrant 90-proof drowning? 46 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,278 Now don't cry, honey. 47 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,109 You haven't even seen the screenplay of The White Virgin of the Nile. 48 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,071 I talked to four of the screenwriters, 49 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,077 one of them who'd actually read the book, 50 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,273 and he told me they've only changed the last 200 pages of the original story. 51 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,798 Now, honey, please. You're still untouched in the script. 52 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,195 You've never seen a man. You don't even know what a man is. 53 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,834 I'm gonna have a baby. 54 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:59,598 Goodbye, Whitey the Virgin. Goodbye, 10%. 55 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,439 Goodbye, Bel-Air mansion. 56 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,835 Goodbye, Diners Club membership. 57 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,236 Stop mumbling. You're my agent, what do we do? 58 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,591 Don't say we. Does anybody else know about this? 59 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,393 - Only you. - Only me? 60 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,758 Only me? 61 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,711 And since when have the birds and the bees 62 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,990 changed their modus operandi? 63 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,993 - My husband was killed. - You're married? 64 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,758 That's not very funny. 65 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,108 Well, when did you get married? 66 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,596 Of course, if it's all legal, you can still play the White Virgin. 67 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,712 It'll just be a tougher acting job, that's all. 68 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:40,557 That's right, because I don't have a marriage licence. 69 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,399 - What? - I don't remember where I was married. 70 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,511 It was somewhere in Mexico, that's all I know. 71 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,757 Mexico? You mean that publicity junket to Acapulco? 72 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,634 That's it. Then I met Carlos. 73 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,959 He was a handsome bullfighter. 74 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,868 It was one of those romantic, full-moon nights 75 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,877 like we have back home in Midvale. 76 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,197 Back home in Midvale, Indiana, they don't have bullfighters. 77 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,630 And no tequila. And that's what did it. 78 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,911 So, when Carlos suggested we get married, 79 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,871 it sounded like a good idea. 80 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,470 We drove to a little place. I don't remember getting there. 81 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,798 All I remember is waking up the next morning, back at Acapulco, 82 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,399 with a terrible hangover. 83 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,511 Think, honey, think. Try and remember where you went. 84 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,154 I'll fly down and make a Photostatic copy of the licence. 85 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,759 I can't remember, it's a blank! 86 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,997 All right, all right, so you woke up hung-over. 87 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,918 And we realised we'd made a mistake. 88 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,797 We decided to have the marriage annulled 89 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,434 after the bullfight that afternoon. 90 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,632 But Carlos never came back from the bullfight. 91 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,514 So I tore up our marriage licence and came home. 92 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,471 That'll be for me. 93 00:05:55,600 --> 00:06:00,879 Tell them I'll be right there, for my last scene in pictures. 94 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,437 She'll be right there. 95 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,319 Good morning, sir. It's the chief. 96 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,472 Yes, Mr Rumpson? 97 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:14,799 A press conference announcing Carla as the White Virgin of the Nile? 98 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,911 Both Louella and Hedda will be there. 99 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,190 I'll come wearing my maternity dress. 100 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,992 I'm afraid Carla won't be able to make it. 101 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,237 You see, she's so thrilled about playing this great part 102 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,596 that as soon as she finishes retakes today, 103 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,836 she's going into seclusion. 104 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,351 How long ago was Acapulco? 105 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,152 Four months ago. 106 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,590 She'll be away five months, sir. Yes. 107 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,792 So as to get into the proper White Virgin mood. 108 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,115 Well, thank you, sir. Goodbye. 109 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,270 Now, you go away, let your hair go natural, 110 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,118 take the caps off your teeth, take the padding out 111 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,071 and no one will know you. 112 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,590 What happens five months from now, fast-thinking agent? 113 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,995 You have your baby in some out-of-the-way maternity home. 114 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,759 And what happens after my baby is born? 115 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,799 Well, you leave it somewhere and then, when the picture's finished, you adopt it. 116 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,514 Leave my baby somewhere? 117 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:15,270 I may not have been much of a wife, but I'm going to be a terrific mother. 118 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,868 I'm not leaving my baby with any strangers. 119 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,956 Oh, not strangers. 120 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,310 You leave it in Midvale with your father. 121 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,158 Papa's worse than a stranger. 122 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,919 He's had nothing to do with me since I left home. 123 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,315 There's your sister, Sandra. What about her? 124 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,555 She's coming out here for a visit. 125 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,274 I can't trust Sandy. She's too young. 126 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,596 And besides, she's always been jealous 127 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,076 because the boyfriend she liked was crazy about me. 128 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,148 Clayton. 129 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,320 - Clayton Poole. - Clayton Poole? 130 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,470 - Clayton Poole. - Clayton Poole? 131 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,556 Clayton is the one person I can trust. 132 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,432 Oh, thanks. That's nice. 133 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,869 After I've been practically an obstetrician to you. 134 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,514 I trust you, Harold. Fasten me up. 135 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,596 But Clayton really cares about me. 136 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,836 Why, if it hadn't been for Clayton, I wouldn't have had the courage 137 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,633 to enter the Midvale Milk Festival where the studio discovered me. 138 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,435 Oh, yes, I remember. Miss Butterfat of 1955. 139 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:11,350 And he's always wanted to be a father. He'll take wonderful care of my baby. 140 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,675 Well, we'd better call this rustic up. What's his number? 141 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,472 We'd better call him up and tell him he's expecting. 142 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,795 Give him a chance to lay in a stock of cigars. 143 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,229 I can't call back there. 144 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,352 You don't understand what a small town is like, 145 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,034 and, believe me, Midvale is a small town. 146 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,959 There isn't much to Midvale 147 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,516 except a few stores and buildings around the old town square. 148 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,110 Clayton and I used to meet under the statue of the hero of Midvale. 149 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,760 I remember how Clayton always looked up and told me 150 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,236 how some day he was going to also become a hero. 151 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,998 What's his number? I'll call him right away. 152 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,873 If Clayton ever received a long-distance call, 153 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,913 Miss Menefee, the telephone operator, would blab it all over town. 154 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,268 So we'll send him a letter. 155 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,757 Clayton never receives any mail. 156 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,791 No, a letter to Clayton would cause talk. 157 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,117 Are you sure this noble character still lives in Midvale? 158 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,272 Clayton lives on Euclid Street in a remodelled carriage house, 159 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,914 and the last I heard from my kid sister, Sandy, 160 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,749 Clayton was working for Mr Wright, who owns the Midvale television store. 161 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,595 How's it now, Mrs Van Cleeve? 162 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:31,878 Just a moment, Clayton. We have a new TV, darlings. 163 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,358 Now, don't you be impatient, sweetie. 164 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,318 - Clayton! - Yeah, Mrs Van Cleeve? 165 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,591 It's still snowing all over Art Linkletter. 166 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:54,272 Keep watching. I designed this aerial for fringe areas, it should work. 167 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,116 Hi, Tiger! Hey, Tiger! 168 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,393 - Is that you, Sandy? - It sure is. 169 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,272 When'd you get back from Hollywood? 170 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,994 This morning. Are you glad to see me? 171 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:16,636 Sure, I am, but I can't see you now. I get dizzy if I look straight down. 172 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,599 But I won't be too long. 173 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,075 How's it now, Mrs Van Cleeve? 174 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,875 A little better, Clayton, but Arthur is still fuzzy. 175 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,831 Keep watching. 176 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,759 Hurry, Clayton. I have something for you. 177 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,111 Something Carla sent you. 178 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,390 Carla sent something for me? 179 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,636 Oh, Clayton, stop clowning. 180 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,556 Clayton, what are you doing up there? 181 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,476 Hey, Clayton, stop it. 182 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,236 Clayton, cut it out. 183 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,719 Clayton, Mr Newland's been hurt. 184 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,154 Clayton, a brick hit him. 185 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,035 Mr Newland. I'm sorry, Mr Newland. 186 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,951 I'm sorry, Mr... I'm sorry, Mr Newland. I'm sorry! 187 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,874 Mr Newland! Mr Newland! Mr Newland! 188 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,069 Oh, is he hurt? I'm awfully sorry, Mr Newland. 189 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,918 Is he bleeding? I hate blood. I can't stand that. 190 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,031 Help me up with him, Sandy. You'll be all right, Mr Newland. 191 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,072 You can have my Blue Cross and you can take my green stamps also. 192 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,000 Sandy, shut that off, Sandy. 193 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,556 Oh, Mr Newland, I'm awful sorry. Wait, Mr Newland. Just take it easy. 194 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,635 I can't do it, Clayton. 195 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,196 Here, hold Mr Newland. I'll get it. Hold Mr... 196 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,673 Got it? 197 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,392 I can't get it, either. 198 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,999 Wait, Clayton. 199 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,510 I'm sorry, Mrs Waters. 200 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,437 Clayton, you come back here and fix that aerial. 201 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,199 I'll be right there, Mrs Van Cleeve. 202 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,872 I'm sorry, Mrs Van Cleeve. 203 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:12,398 Clayton, you get up there right away and finish that aerial. 204 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,911 Sandy, turn off the hose. 205 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,599 Well, don't worry, Mrs Van Cleeve. You don't have to call the police. 206 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,393 No, I'll take care of everything. Yes. 207 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,988 I carry insurance on Clayton 208 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,270 and remember our motto, 209 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,640 "If there's anything wrong, we make it Wright." 210 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,038 "If there's anything wrong, we make it Wright." 211 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,958 Well, everything is all wrong now, Mr Wright. 212 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,275 Everything is, and everybody. 213 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,038 It's a mess! 214 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:21,233 My beautiful fish. My beautiful dog. 215 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,269 I never want to see that Clayton again. 216 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,188 I know you didn't wash me down the chimney on purpose, 217 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,629 but I just want to be alone. I wanna get clean. 218 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,435 Go home. Leave me alone to get clean. Alone. Home you go. 219 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,548 Go home! 220 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,794 Clayton? 221 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,469 Don't suicide. Clayton, I love you, darling. 222 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,673 Don't worry, I'll save you. I can't swim, we'll suicide together. 223 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,233 Sandy, Sandy, I'm sorry I got sore. 224 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,109 Sandy, can you hear me? Sandy! 225 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,988 Don't worry, Tiger! I'll save you. 226 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,033 Don't help me! Don't help! 227 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,151 I don't need help. 228 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:02,393 - Sandy, I don't need no help. - Now, don't fight me, Tiger. 229 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,070 - Here, Sandy. - Thanks, Clayton. 230 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,634 Put it on before you catch a cold. 231 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,073 - Clayton? - Yeah? 232 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,595 Say, you're not mad at me because I saved you, are you? 233 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,429 Nah. 234 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,232 Besides, I couldn't be mad around this place, anyhow. 235 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,631 It sure is a romantic spot, ain't it? 236 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,991 Yeah, Carla and I used to come here all the time. 237 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,910 - Carla and you. - Yeah. 238 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,588 We were just kids when I carved our initials in this tree. 239 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,238 Gee, we used to have an awful lot of fun here. 240 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,879 When we were kids, we didn't call this the Old Lake Road like it is now. 241 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,313 To us at that time, this was... Well, like a fairyland. 242 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,673 There's a summery breeze playing songs in the trees 243 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,156 Dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dah 244 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,795 Nature has its own band And the music is grand 245 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,071 In the Land of La La La 246 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,790 Dipping peppermint creams into chocolate streams 247 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,469 There is no one who'll snitch to Ma 248 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,155 You can dip with each hand Eat until you expand 249 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,272 In the Land of La La La 250 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:52,473 All the clouds are cotton candy and handy to try 251 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:59,997 If you feel like having luncheon start munchin' the sky 252 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,636 It's a fabulous place Put a smile on your face 253 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,275 Close your peepers And there you are 254 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,790 If you're ready to start Hop a rainbow cart 255 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,879 Your heart will shout, hurrah! 256 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,072 Just give me your hand We're off to the Land 257 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:24,912 The Land of La La La 258 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,319 La, La, La, La, La 259 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,069 La, La, La, La, La 260 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:47,957 In the Land of La La La 261 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,510 Well, I guess it's just a crazy kid's song, 262 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,709 but when Carla and I were kids, 263 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,115 we used to come here and talk all the time 264 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,391 about one day getting married and having children. 265 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,388 But I guess I'll never have any. 266 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,114 Well, not the way you're going, you won't. 267 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,596 Come on, Sandy. You're a little girl yourself. 268 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,995 Yeah, but haven't you heard that one little girl in the bush 269 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,429 is worth two in Hollywood? 270 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,269 Hollywood! That reminds me. 271 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,470 You said Carla sent me something. What was it? 272 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,318 Carla, that's all you can think of! 273 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,874 Come on, Sandy, what is it? 274 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,673 Sandy? 275 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,673 It's a photograph. It's in the truck. 276 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,519 An autographed photograph? Did she sign it? Did she sign it herself? 277 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,835 Did you see her do it personally, or did her secretary do it? 278 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,518 I didn't see Carla, I was... 279 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,518 She was gone by the time I got to Hollywood. 280 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,553 You didn't see her? You were there all summer. 281 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,591 Well, I stayed in the house with that cook 282 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,320 in that terrible Beverly Hills smog, 283 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,436 because I wanted you to miss me 284 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,870 and even had my teeth capped by Carla's dentist. 285 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,276 And I come back and kiss you, 286 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,834 and you didn't even notice the difference. 287 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,758 But I did. I did notice the difference, Sandy. Honest. 288 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,632 I was wondering where that funny little whistle was 289 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:14,436 every time you talked. And really, I did miss you, Sandy. 290 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,078 - Did you really miss me, Tiger? - Well, sure. 291 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,956 You play softball better than anybody I know. 292 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,679 Some Tiger. I should have drowned him. 293 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,117 "To Clayton. I have been thinking a lot about you lately. 294 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,755 "Signed, Carla." 295 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,274 She's been thinking about me. Oh, boy. 296 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,199 I wonder why she's been thinking about me. 297 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,753 Is it a boy or a girl? 298 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,189 Well, right now they all look like Yul Brynner. 299 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,959 All? Well, what do you mean? 300 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,437 Could be a boy and a girl and one to spare. 301 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,120 Harold, not three. Triplets? 302 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,198 Beginner's luck, honey. First time out, a DeMille production. 303 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,959 Oh, how wonderful. 304 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,230 Oh, but poor Clayton. 305 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,955 Now, come on, Carla, come on. Don't kiss me in front of everybody. 306 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,554 All the photographers are watching. 307 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,554 Come on, Carla. Life goes to a party, but this is ridiculous. 308 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,353 Hello, darling. 309 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,189 Oh, it's you. 310 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,272 Well, you don't have to sound that disappointed. 311 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,119 After all, I'm a woman with the same blood in my veins as my sister. 312 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,515 What do you want? 313 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,351 Well, my television doesn't work, and I want you to come over and fix it. 314 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,153 At 1:30 in the morning? 315 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,994 Carla's first movie is coming on the Late-Late-Early-Late Show. 316 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,237 The Creature from the Lower Tar Pits? You're kidding? 317 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,073 Oh, boy. I saw that 16 times, remember? 318 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,316 Doc Simkins had to give me special massages. 319 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,590 I'll be right over. Wait a minute, what about your father? 320 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,712 Oh, don't worry about Papa. It's his night for Kalabriasz at the firehouse. 321 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,989 He won't be home for hours. 322 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,991 Okay. I'll be right over. Bye. 323 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,999 Kalabriasz. I'll be able to see her in a movie. Movies, movies. Oh, Carla. 324 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,273 Okay, Judge, that's two beans more you lose. 325 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,838 - Gigi Naples, he's lucky at cards. - Not so loud, Gigi. 326 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,599 You wanna wake up the hook-and-ladder boys? 327 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,314 You won't be so lucky when you get Clayton Poole for a son-in-law. 328 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,079 That's not funny. Take that back. 329 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,794 Now easy, Gigi. Can't you take a joke? 330 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,755 I take a joke, but that jerk is no joke. 331 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:46,159 He make my Carla full of big ideas to be a big movie star, 332 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,952 so she leaves her papa. 333 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,878 All right, now you leave the judge alone, Gigi. 334 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,638 It's common knowledge all over town 335 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,228 that your younger kid is crazy about Clayton. 336 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:59,512 - Sure. Everybody knows that. - Lf I ever see him with my kid, 337 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,713 I gave to him a nice butch from the neck up. 338 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,394 Put your cutlery away. This isn't the barber shop. 339 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,397 Deal the cards. 340 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,112 Your deal. 341 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,314 Is my cologne getting to you, Tiger? 342 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,318 No, but your father is. You should've heard him, Sandy. 343 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,429 I'm getting out of here. 344 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,915 I can't fix this thing anyway. Some of the tubes are missing. 345 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,919 Oh, no, Tiger. Kiss me quick, before my cologne evaporates. 346 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,110 Cut it out, Sandy. You're gonna swallow your caps. 347 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,149 - Papa! - The razor. 348 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,952 He's been on the juice. I'll get him to bed. 349 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,991 Yeah. He'll kill me. Do... I mean, don't let him come over. 350 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,075 He'll do something. 351 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,233 Hide, hide. 352 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,240 My bambina darling. 353 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,956 My little papa, stinking. 354 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:17,189 Yes, your papa stink because he hear you always see the meathead. 355 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,200 Don't be silly, Papa. Come on, I'll take you to bed. 356 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,710 Papa, come on. 357 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,037 I no go to bed. I go watch the television. 358 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,752 Get out... Hide. 359 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,155 The television is broken, Papa. 360 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,431 Come on, I'll take you to bed now. Time to hit the sack. 361 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,959 What's that? 362 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,397 That's a movie on TV, Papa. 363 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:49,032 How come the movie on TV? You say the TV is broke. 364 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,670 - I watch the television. - No, Papa. Come on to bed. 365 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,789 The television is broken, Papa. 366 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,271 Get up, meathead! 367 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,559 Get up? I no fall down. 368 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,918 I watch the television. No call me meathead. 369 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,828 The television is broken, Papa. 370 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,475 Television is no broke. Look. 371 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,877 Howdy out there, neighbours. 372 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,514 I know you can look in on television every day 373 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,520 and buy everything for your home. 374 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:28,872 And buy everything for your home. 375 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,594 That's awful. Keep going. 376 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,995 Hi, out there in television land 377 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,588 and welcome to Movie Matinee. 378 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,395 Our picture today is sponsored by Superbo cigarettes. 379 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,555 There they are. 380 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,035 The cigarette without tobacco or harmful nicotine and tars. 381 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,913 Just plain straight filter. 382 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,998 And yes, siree. You take these cigarettes and smoke them. 383 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,235 Superbo! 384 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,276 That's it, Superbo. 385 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,038 - You gotta try these. - Who's that? 386 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,959 Have another slug, Papa. I'll change the station. 387 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,479 All right. 388 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,834 Do something else. Do something else. 389 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:22,309 This is Uncle Raoul coming to you once again with Story Book Time, 390 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,789 and it's so good to see all my little nieces and nephews out there. 391 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,789 - Change the pitch. - I change the pitch. 392 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,273 All right. 393 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,152 Change the pitch. 394 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,396 Hi, out there. This is a paid political announcement, 395 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,391 and none of my views have any bearing on the station, 396 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,796 network, affiliates, sponsors or their friends or family. 397 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,071 But I'm talking for a man here today, Steve Wait. 398 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,274 Steve Wait's a good man. He's been my friend for years. 399 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,868 Now you look at me. I'll level with you. 400 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,956 You got to forgive and forget. 401 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,752 That little incident at the bank three years ago 402 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,075 with the $200,000 shortage? 403 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,191 Steve didn't mean no harm. 404 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,194 He likes to live a little, that's all. 405 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,834 And the girl downtown with the split neck? 406 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,837 He was helping her out with the zipper on the back of her dress 407 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,393 and it just caught. 408 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,875 He didn't know she was a bleeder. 409 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,434 Now you can put this boy in office, and take my word for it, 410 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,471 he'll do a job for this community 411 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,318 and for every home and every family, 412 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,874 and in every pot there's gonna be plenty. 413 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,039 Because Steve's a good boy. I grew up with him, buddy and pal. 414 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,234 I'm choking up a little bit now, 415 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,149 so do me that favour, will you, and vote for Steve? 416 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,794 Vote yes on Proposition No. 417 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:40,233 Make politics clean in a city that needs fine government. Jeez. 418 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,635 I'll get a clearer picture, Papa. 419 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,550 Figaro, Figaro 420 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,517 You're off-key. How's this one, Papa? 421 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,119 How you do? 422 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,630 Welcome once again to This is the Weather. 423 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,753 This is Ted Chikariko bringing you the weather report 424 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,475 on behalf of Ralph Yakanako Rickshaw. 425 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,472 We have not got too much time. 426 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,878 We'd like to tell you what's going on, hot and cold, all over country. 427 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,278 Like to start off with very, very quick map of United States of America 428 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,676 so we can tell you what's happening all over town. 429 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:36,271 Pretty good in here, about 63. It's not too hot, not too cold, it's pretty good. 430 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,356 Don't have to wear coat, but better wear suit. 431 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,471 Pretty chilly in the mid-section of country, 432 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,318 then very hot in the East. 433 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,954 Hot son of a gun, boy. You better watch out. 434 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,674 It's gonna be awful hot tonight. Hot in February 435 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,950 so don't wear too much stuff. 436 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,672 Over here's the water. 437 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,633 It's pretty chilly with the water, winter time. 438 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,910 It's cold. Downstairs in Florida, it's always hot. 439 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,792 Don't go near, it's too hot. 440 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,194 Upstairs is kind of different country, 441 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,517 you don't have to go there anyhow, 'cause it's different kind of weather. 442 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,274 Out here, you see, already we get to Atlantic. 443 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,437 Atlantic Ocean's where the water, all this water here, see. 444 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,189 This water's gonna be... This water here contain all hot and cold stuff 445 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,959 coming down through the region, see, region with... 446 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,913 'Cause we need water to get hot and cold, chilly. 447 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,429 Hot and cold, chilly weather. 448 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,110 We're a little late, folks. Good night. 449 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,596 - I think I go to bed. - That's a real good idea, Papa. 450 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,558 Nice little Papa, beddy-bye. Sleep well, Papa. Good night, Papa. 451 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,433 Good night. 452 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,594 I fooled him pretty good with the Japanese one and the politician... 453 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,073 Quiet. 454 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,472 I found those tubes. You put that TV set out of whack. 455 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,637 Forgive me, Tiger, but I just had to see you. 456 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,512 - What was a derby doing in your closet? - Oh, that's Papa's. 457 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,596 Oh, that's Papa's. 458 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,910 Papa! Leave Clayton alone! 459 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,156 You shut up, you jezebel! 460 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,315 Oh, Papa... 461 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,353 And you get out of the town, or I tell you what I'm gonna do. 462 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,637 Don't tell me about it. Just do it. I can't stand the sight of my own blood. 463 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,229 Oh, please, Papa Naples! 464 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,351 Papa, leave Clayton alone. 465 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,279 Run, Clayton! Run! 466 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,039 Goodbye, Sandy. I'll write to you from someplace. 467 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,274 Sandra, stop. You bite me. 468 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,392 I'm not biting you, Papa. You're sitting on my caps. 469 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,471 And now a word from one of our multiple alternating sponsors, 470 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,397 Old Chickory-Flavoured Brand Coffee. 471 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,751 Remember, it's the coffee flavour. 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Friends, remember Burperex. 486 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,632 One little Burperex tablet will keep your tum-tum 487 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,352 from going on the dum-dum. 488 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,549 Take Burperex 489 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,069 Don't let your tum-tum go on the dum-dum 490 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,275 I'm leaving now, Miss Bessie. 491 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,719 Burperex 492 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,117 Now back to our first-run silent movie of the evening, 493 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,959 starring John Bunny and Flora Finch, 494 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,389 brought to you by Old Chickory-Flavoured Coffee, 495 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,149 Superbo Filter Cork Ends and Burperex for the tum-tum. 496 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,912 Miss Bessie, I'm awfully sorry 497 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,395 that I interrupted you during the commercials. 498 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,239 You know I believe in loyalty to the sponsor. 499 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,079 That's what's wrong with the world today, not enough loyalty. 500 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,557 That's why you're leaving town, because you're loyal to your first love. 501 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,598 Well, I cleaned up the apartment, Miss Bessie, 502 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,789 and it's ready for the next tenant. 503 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,478 And I'll come by and pick up my things later. 504 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,431 You decided where you're going yet? 505 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,677 I don't know. I thought maybe I'd hitch a ride up the Old Lake Road 506 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,791 and maybe go to Chicago or somewhere. 507 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,195 If you're interested in what an old lady thinks... 508 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,038 Oh, watch it, Miss Bessie. 509 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,515 Well, you know I'm always interested in what you think. 510 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,996 Well, if you want to know what this old lady thinks, 511 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,236 she thinks it's about time you got out of Midvale. 512 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,796 Forget this Carla, find someone else. 513 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,356 Oh, Claytie, you've been like a son to me, 514 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,472 running to the market every time one of those TV fellas says, 515 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,556 "Go to the market and get some." 516 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,114 I'll never forget you, Claytie. 517 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,636 Goodbye, Miss Bessie. 518 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,477 Aren't they the most wonderful little things in the world, Harold? 519 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,592 They prove tequila doesn't hurt the birth rate. 520 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,793 I can't wait to get back to them. 521 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,593 Well, let's hope we catch that joker so you can leave them. 522 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,990 Are we anywhere near the Old River Road yet? 523 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,315 Miss Bessie must have told you the Old Lake Road. 524 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,955 Maybe. It was hard to understand that old doll with her TV blasting 525 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,516 and with her eating raviolis and chewing bubblegum at the same time. 526 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,076 - Does she always smoke cigars? - Only when they're sponsored. 527 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,636 Oh, don't drive so fast, Harold. I know where we'll find Clayton. 528 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:12,719 When you love in vain Love is a lonely thing 529 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:22,630 Like an endless chain You keep remembering 530 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:32,313 All the countless times You thought you caught her eye 531 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:37,279 How she passed you by 532 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:43,914 Almost unaware that you were there 533 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:49,071 But when she takes your hand 534 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,595 Then it's a lovely thing 535 00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:03,351 Flowers dot the land And all at once it's spring 536 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,912 You hold her in your arms 537 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,511 And then she whispers low 538 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,238 I love you, love you 539 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,950 When you're dreaming 540 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:30,154 Love's a lonely thing 541 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,633 Hello, Clay. 542 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,279 Carla? 543 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,996 Yes, Clayton. It's me. 544 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,116 I can't believe it. 545 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:10,315 'Cause whenever I come here I see you all over the place, 546 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,431 but it's never really you. 547 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,636 It has been a long time. Let's sit. 548 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,714 There's something in my eye. 549 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,912 Quiet, you little schedule-breakers. 550 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,476 Your mother's busy lining up a six-months' baby-sitter. 551 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,628 You haven't forgotten me, Clay? 552 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:46,195 Forgotten you? No, I haven't forgotten you, Carla. 553 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,478 As far back as I can remember, you're all I ever think about. 554 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,553 I even remember the colour of the dress you wore that Easter Sunday 555 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,557 that you made me steal the money from the collection plate 556 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,353 to buy the ice cream cone with. 557 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,871 And when I got a little older and I gave the money back, 558 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,788 then I joined the Camp Fire Girls just so I could be near you. 559 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,479 Remember when my voice started to change 560 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,511 and they threw me out? 561 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,797 I remember. I was a terrible child. 562 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,754 No, you weren't, Carla. Really, you weren't. 563 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,714 It wasn't your fault that you didn't go for a guy like me, 564 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,115 that looked like me. 565 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,355 I even took a muscle-building course 566 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,916 so that you wouldn't laugh at me when we went swimming. 567 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,112 That didn't do very much good, 568 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,471 because I couldn't find my muscles to build them up. 569 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,639 That wasn't the main trouble, anyhow. The trouble was my face. 570 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,352 And I couldn't wait until hair would grow on it 571 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,675 so no one would have to see it. 572 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,635 I had that beard long before that Schweppes man, remember? 573 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,240 I remember it all. 574 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,590 And, well, I can't sleep just dreaming about you, Carla. 575 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,711 Matter of fact, I dream about you every night. 576 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,512 Same silly dream. 577 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,155 I'm Sir Galahad in shining armour, 578 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,397 and you're always in trouble and you need me. 579 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,631 How right you are. 580 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,591 And in the very same dream, 581 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,188 I always come up charging on the white horse 582 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,153 to save you from the terrible trouble. 583 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:24,198 So, how could you say I forgot you? 584 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,834 I was gonna leave town so that I could forget you. 585 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,871 Except, look, 586 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,080 I'm taking you with me so I can't forget you. 587 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:33,353 I'm taking you with me so I can't forget you. 588 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:38,834 I'm not just crazy about you, Carla. I'm just plain crazy. 589 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,599 What's the matter, Carla? Did I say something wrong? 590 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,517 If I did, I'm awfully sorry. 591 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,519 No. Everything you said was beautiful, sweet. 592 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,316 Well, you see, Carla, 593 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,273 I haven't got anyone I can talk to about you. 594 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,595 You know, your father doesn't want your name mentioned, 595 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,837 and Sandy is jealous, and Miss Bessie... 596 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,636 Well, the whole town thinks I'm a fool because I keep thinking about you, 597 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,832 and I guess that's why I gushed the way I did just now. 598 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,871 I'm awfully sorry. 599 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,879 I wasn't even polite enough to ask you what you were doing here. 600 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,912 I came to ask a favour, but I've changed my mind. 601 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,917 You came to ask a favour? I mean, you came to ask me a favour? 602 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,519 I can't do it, Clay. 603 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,235 Why not, Carla? You can do anything you want to me. 604 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,555 Don't you remember when you were 15, 605 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,875 at your birthday, when you pushed me into the birthday cake 606 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,595 with all your lit candles and it burned the fuzz on my face? 607 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,950 And then I set fire to the barber shop? 608 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,672 And did I get mad, Carla, 609 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,793 when your father chased me around the square with the razor? 610 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,276 Carla, you're in trouble. I could always tell when you were in trouble. 611 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,038 Now, what's the matter? 612 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,709 Clay, please. Forget I was here. 613 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,717 But, Carla, you can trust me. 614 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,469 I mean, if you need me, you know I'll do anything you want. 615 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,237 I hoped all my life I could do something for you. 616 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,799 - Just give me a chance to prove it. - I can't, Clay. 617 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,036 But I'll do anything you say. 618 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,277 How can I ask you to be the father of my children? 619 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,914 It's simple. You just say, would you... 620 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,879 Did you really say, would you be the father of my... 621 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,390 Oh, Clayton! Oh, Clayton! 622 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,273 Harold! Harold! 623 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,230 He's drowning, Harold. Hurry. 624 00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:00,199 Miss Bessie! Miss Bessie! Miss... Oh, I'm... 625 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,912 Miss Bessie! Miss Bessie! 626 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,476 The squirt spray and the curlers at the low introductory price... 627 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,272 Miss Bessie, did you rent the apartment yet? 628 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,072 I didn't think you'd get very far, Clayton. 629 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,078 - When you're loyal, you're loyal. - Thanks a lot, Miss Bessie. 630 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,430 And everything will be... 631 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,633 Yes, the old grey hair ain't what it used to be 632 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,639 - Don't delay, get Gookum Spray today - Gookum 633 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,472 I better get out of these clothes. 634 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,832 If I catch a cold, I'll give it to my son. I can't have that happen. 635 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:36,395 Let's see now. I keep the baby until they return from Egypt. 636 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,836 That's right. Poor Carla. 637 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,995 She has to leave her son with me. 638 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,799 Poor Carla's husband. He never even saw the baby. 639 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,196 He died the next morning, right after the honeymoon. 640 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,878 What a way to go. 641 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,672 What'll I wear? What'll I wear? 642 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,268 What a nervous wreck I am. I can't wait for my child. 643 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,555 You should have told him he was going to have a full house. 644 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,716 He thought it was only one. I didn't want to scare him out. 645 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,035 - Did you give him the money? - He wouldn't take it. 646 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,232 He said unless he did it all himself, it wouldn't be important. 647 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,830 Well, the boy has character. I remember I had it once. 648 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,118 The baby's here. He's here. Oh, boy. 649 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:55,789 The baby... Calm, calm. I must be calm. 650 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,674 I gotta make believe like I'm completely surprised, 651 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,870 in case anybody's watching. 652 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,275 Oh, my heavens. A baby's cry. 653 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,515 Why, that's impossible. 654 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,269 What would a baby be doing out at this hour? I shall look. 655 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,193 Oh, goodness, goodness. A child. 656 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,554 Alas and alack. What would a baby be doing here? 657 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,915 Well, certainly can't stay out in the night air. 658 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,879 Don't cry, baby. You'll get used to me. 659 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,872 How does a baby cry while he's asleep? 660 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,359 Twins. 661 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,552 Your mommy didn't tell me there were two of you. 662 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,470 Gee, I sure hope I can take care of the two of you. 663 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,353 No. Oh, no. Do you think it... 664 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,433 No, it can't be. 665 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:50,552 You guys aren't old enough to be going around knocking on doors. Nah. 666 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,589 Just someone. 667 00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,199 Hello? Who? Knocking? 668 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,549 Hello? 669 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,433 Hello? 670 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,709 Three. 671 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,995 One, two, three. One. 672 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,959 God bless you. 673 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,268 Triplets. 674 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:50,439 That's three of you and only one of me. But I'll try. 675 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,238 I'll really try. 676 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,794 Don't cry, honey. He'll take good care of them. 677 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,388 I told you, he's got character. 678 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,351 Oh, I know he will. 679 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,270 It's just that when you see someone who loves you so much, you... 680 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,353 I know. Sometimes one gets too busy to notice. 681 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,157 No, it isn't cats. 682 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,748 No, I can't tell you on the phone. Will you just come right over? 683 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,359 Oh, yeah, and Sandy, one other thing. 684 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,959 I'd appreciate it if you'd stop by the drugstore 685 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,229 and pick up some of those bottles 686 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,237 with those rubber faucets on the end, you know? 687 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,157 Okay. Goodbye. 688 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,749 Now, Sandy is on her way over with your breakfast, 689 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,518 but just to tide you over a little bit 690 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,518 till she gets here, I'll warm a little snack for you, okay? 691 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,952 Hold it, hold it. 692 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,640 Nice and clean, with sterilizing. 693 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,479 Oh, hot. What a heat. What a hot heat. 694 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,398 Gotta be clean. Gotta be a clean heat hot. 695 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:21,153 Relax. Relax, kids, relax. Here it is. Nice milk for the boys. 696 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,148 Hold it. We'll have it in a second. 697 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,991 This should work. 698 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,391 Well, you can't always do it without spilling a little. 699 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:36,958 Here's nice, nice milk for the boys. 700 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,868 Plenty of drinking so they get nice and strong and big. 701 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,275 Plenty of milk for the boys. 702 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,075 Now we have it nice. Hold it tight, and we have... 703 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:50,118 Here it comes. It's starting out. Get set, boys. 704 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,516 Sorry, fellas. Here it comes. All right. 705 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,799 Wait a minute. Here, we don't need this. 706 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,388 Here, watch it. On the head. Pretty good. 707 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,199 Here we go. Go ahead. Here, you want some? Take a little bit. 708 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,950 That's good. Okay. Go ahead. That's good. 709 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,155 Hello? 710 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,918 Naturally, it's none of my business, Mr Naples, 711 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,395 and heaven knows I'm not one to talk, 712 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,308 but your daughter Sandy received a phone call from Clayton Poole. 713 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,749 He hasn't left town at all. He's back on Euclid Street. 714 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,514 How old would you say they are, Sandy? 715 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,069 - About two months. - They're cute, aren't they? 716 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,749 Yeah. 717 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,799 What's the matter? 718 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,638 Well, now you'll never have to get married, will you? 719 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,478 - What? - Well, you always wanted children, 720 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,955 and now you got 'em, the easy way. 721 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,469 Yeah, well, it ain't gonna be so easy taking care of them. 722 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,990 Would you remind me to call Doc Simkins for their distemper shots? 723 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,871 - What's so funny? - That's for puppies. 724 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,515 Clayton, don't you know anything about little girls? 725 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,119 Little girls? 726 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,910 - Are they all little girls? - Yes. 727 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,952 They told me while we were discussing the latest in fashion. 728 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,116 Oh, be careful. Don't drop him. Her. 729 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,468 I won't. 730 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,637 See, this is the first thing you learn in Home Economics, Clayton. 731 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,194 After they eat, they've got an awful lot of air bubbles in them. 732 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,756 Sorta have to pat their back and get them out. 733 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,918 See how it works? 734 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,796 - Could I try one? - Sure. 735 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,394 - Here, Sandy, hold this. - Okay. 736 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,758 Now, that's it. Now pat her back real easy, very easy. 737 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,836 Yeah. I'm doing it easy. 738 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,717 Something's wrong with this one. It ain't working. 739 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,116 - They all work, Clayton. - Yeah, but I got scared. I didn't know. 740 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,429 Say, you're going to have to get married after all, Tiger. 741 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,271 Is getting married all you got on your mind? 742 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,233 Sure, because they aren't going to let you keep them. 743 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,429 And if you want a family, 744 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,869 you're still gonna have to invest in a $2 licence. 745 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,831 I'm still a contender. 746 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,439 And who says I can't keep 'em? I found 'em. 747 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,074 The court's going to find a home for them. 748 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,668 They have a home right here with me. 749 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,990 They'll put them with married couples, like the Van Cleeves. 750 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,315 They've been wanting a baby for a long time. 751 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,749 Three married couples could adopt one each. 752 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,634 They're not breaking up the set. They're staying here with me. 753 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,719 - You're not married, Clayton. - I know that. 754 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,150 They're not going to let a bachelor raise three little girls. 755 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,396 Your father was a bachelor. He raised two of them. 756 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,829 Really, Clayton. Papa wasn't a bachelor. 757 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:59,988 - Sometime I wish I am. - Aw, shut it... Hi, Papa Naples. 758 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,357 - Come in. Come in. - I am in. 759 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,917 I told you to keep away from him. Now, go home. 760 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,234 Oh, Papa. 761 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,920 Why don't you listen to your father, Sandy? 762 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,238 That's the first smart thing I ever hear you say. Bravo. 763 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,557 Well, being a father now, I understand the problems fathers have. 764 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,318 What do you mean? You a father? 765 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,557 Well, not exactly. It's just that... Well, you see... 766 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,669 Where they come from? 767 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,119 Someone left them on Clayton's doorstep last night. 768 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,549 - Aren't they cute? - You be quiet. 769 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,715 Where they come from? 770 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,752 Oh, well, Papa, like Sandy said, someone left them on my doorstep, 771 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,869 and that's... 772 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,230 Such sweet bambinos. 773 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:42,437 Nice babies. Can I hold one? 774 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,118 Yeah. Take your pick. 775 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:48,756 Come here, come here. Come, nice babies. 776 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,829 Hey, Papa, look. That baby looks just like you. 777 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,075 - Yeah? - No, it doesn't! 778 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,111 - Look like me, huh? - No. 779 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,559 That's right, bambino does look just like me. 780 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,716 No, the bambino don't look like you at all, Papa. 781 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,034 Sure she does. 782 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:15,474 Bambino just look like Papa. Just look like... 783 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,837 Oh, Papa, wash your mind out with soap. 784 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,758 I was in Hollywood having my teeth capped. 785 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,751 No, no, no. Oh, no, Papa, no. 786 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,512 Not a very original quote, but I still think he has character. 787 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:07,316 Oh, Clayton's cute. Look how proud he looks holding them. 788 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,757 Cute? You're not starting to go for this local, are you? 789 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,551 Can you think of anyone who'd make a better father? 790 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,478 Look at that honest face. 791 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,717 - Ready for the next shot, Carla. - Be right there. 792 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,510 Don't bother me today. 793 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,753 Blondine tint contains a non-habit forming detergent bleach 794 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,235 with activated radiation that... 795 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:22,877 Dormi, dormi, dormi 796 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:30,353 Good night and sleep well, my love 797 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:36,072 Dormi, dormi, dormi 798 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:42,239 Angels are watching above 799 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:49,313 Till the dawn on tiptoe 800 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:55,115 Steals over your window sill 801 00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:02,153 May every bright star attend thee 802 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:09,152 And befriend thee with its light 803 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:15,788 This little song may I send thee 804 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:23,438 Dormi, dormi, my love, good night 805 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,198 Every little bambino yearn 806 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,118 For the little song that he learns 807 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,995 Long before he learns that the world's a balloon 808 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:41,677 To each little note that I sing I have tied a dream with a string 809 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:48,717 There are dream running all through the tune 810 01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:27,152 Dormi, dormi, my love 811 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:33,389 Good night 812 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,596 How come you know that song? 813 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,869 Oh, don't you remember, Papa? 814 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,275 I used to hear you sing it all the time to Sandy when she was a baby. 815 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,959 Oh, I remember. 816 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,990 - Babies are nice, eh, Clayton? - Yeah. 817 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,470 Well, they're more than that to me, Papa Naples. 818 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:56,590 I've never been needed before and now I have three people that need me. 819 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:02,716 - They're small, but they need me. - To be needed is a good thing, 820 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,037 but no so good when they don't need you. 821 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,431 Oh, Papa, you mean Carla. But Carla needs you, Papa. 822 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,357 It hurts. 823 01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,398 I always blame you because Carla go away, 824 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,114 but it's not your fault. 825 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,310 She leave home because... 826 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,037 Because I am bad papa. 827 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,555 Oh, no, don't say that. You weren't a bad father, Papa Naples. 828 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,797 Yes, yes, yes. I was too strict. 829 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,469 I want to keep my Carla with me so I not be lonely. 830 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,637 But now, I am no lonely no more. 831 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,116 Why, of course not, Papa Naples. You still have Sandy. 832 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,958 Nah, nah, nah. 833 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,514 I am no lonely no more 834 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:51,430 because maybe I feel I am gonna be a grandpapa. 835 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,994 Maybe I am grandpapa already, eh? 836 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,277 Well, what do you... No, well... 837 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,918 Oh, no, now wait a minute, Papa Naples. 838 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,110 No, now, Sandy and I are friends, like pals and... 839 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,800 It's like two fellas. There's no things there. 840 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,629 I mean, Sandy is my friend, platonic pal. You saw the caps. 841 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,355 I no mean Sandy. Take a look. 842 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,789 - You take this picture, Papa? - Yes, I take. 843 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,434 Well, why did you take only one? There's three here. 844 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:27,671 When I take that picture, there was not three, there is only one. 845 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,279 Name is Carla. 846 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,034 This a picture of Carla as a baby, huh? 847 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,278 The same. Exact duplicate like your babies, eh? 848 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,755 Well, it's like a coincidence, Papa. 849 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,316 - All babies look alike when they're... - You are good boy. 850 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,836 Carla, she get in trouble, so you take care of her. 851 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,673 I don't know what you mean, Papa. 852 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,475 She can trust you, because you good boy. 853 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:20,674 Good night, my sweet grandchildren. God keep you forever. 854 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,869 - Clayton. - Yes, Papa Naples. 855 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:35,356 - I sorry I call you meathead. - Oh, that's okay. 856 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:42,074 Anytime you need an old babysitter, you call me. 857 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,358 I work for nothing. 858 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:08,033 Goodbye, Mr Vulmenaylo. 859 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,914 Sweet little girl. Wasn't it? Oh, we're so nice and clean. 860 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,356 Oh, how cute. On a little platter. 861 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:46,156 Just like a little pheasant. Nice and tender and warm. 862 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,196 Sweetheart? 863 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,149 Baby? How do you lose a child in it? 864 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:15,513 Honey. Where's the child? Baby? Where is it? 865 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:22,158 I lost a baby. I lost a whole child. What happened to the child? Baby? 866 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:07,109 Come on, little sweets. Look here. Look at the nice picture here. Nice. 867 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:10,437 Oh, what pretty babies. Here. Ready? Smiling? 868 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,791 Here, look here. Here it is. Here it is. 869 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:13,113 There you are, darling. Yeah, was that tickling? 870 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,910 Yes, was it ticklish? Hello, sweetheart. 871 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,196 Well, Clayton, I've got to hand it to you. 872 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:26,153 You've just taken wonderful care of those babies. 873 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,875 It's... Clayton. 874 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,272 Now you're just gonna have to take it easy, Clayton. 875 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,153 Doc says you're suffering from exhaustion. 876 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:41,949 Personally, I think the responsibility of this job 877 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,991 is just more than you can handle. 878 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:48,070 Women are built to take such punishment, but not men. 879 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,395 Why don't you get smart, boy, just give 'em up? 880 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,431 The doctor said quiet. 881 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,393 Clayton says that he thinks the mother is going to come back for them. 882 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,431 That's why he wants to keep them. 883 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:04,075 I don't think that excuse is going to hold up, Clayton. 884 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,397 Nobody's ever heard of this mystery Stella Dallas. 885 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:11,119 Now the Van Cleeves put in for babies long ago. 886 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,879 I think the judge is just going to make them wards of the court 887 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,434 until the adoption proceedings. 888 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,755 All right. Relax, Clayton, relax. 889 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:21,710 I'll talk to the judge. 890 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,953 After all, as chairman of the city council, 891 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:29,039 my main function is to obstruct the due process of law. 892 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:34,000 Clayton says he'll appreciate anything you can do, Mr Wright. 893 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,395 Yeah, well, I'll try. 894 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,037 Just take care of yourself, mother. 895 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:52,075 You heard him. 896 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,556 He said, why don't you get smart and give them up? 897 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,829 I say, why don't you get smart and marry some delightful girl? 898 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,872 So when you're married to this delightful girl, 899 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,390 we can adopt the babies. Simple, huh, Tiger? 900 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,674 You mean you don't dig my type? 901 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:17,316 I think you do. Yes, you do. You're lying to me, Tiger. 902 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:31,553 I'm getting to you, Tiger. Your thermometer's rising. 903 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:35,919 Let me see that. Almost 103. 904 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:42,954 Say, listen, when I get you up to 120, I'm gonna let you marry me. 905 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:57,072 If he can care for little butterflies 906 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:02,872 Why can't he care for me? 907 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:09,753 If he can stare for hours at April skies 908 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:15,796 Why can't he stare at me? 909 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:22,439 If he can talk to daisies in the dell 910 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:29,238 And spell "I love you" to a tree 911 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:30,360 If he can care for all these little things 912 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:36,117 If he can care for all these little things 913 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:42,833 Why can't he care for me? 914 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:57,238 Why can't he care for me? 915 01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:09,957 Why can't he care for me? 916 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:17,272 If he can talk to daisies in the dell 917 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:24,592 And spell I love you to a tree 918 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:31,633 If he can care for all these little things 919 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:37,596 Why can't he care for me? 920 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:44,475 Butterflies, April skies 921 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:51,559 If he can care for all these little things 922 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:58,392 Why can't he care for me? 923 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,513 Why can't he care 924 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,993 for me? 925 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,400 Sandy? Sandra? 926 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,799 Sandy? Sandra? 927 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,353 Yes, Papa? 928 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,559 - You mail a letter for me? - Sure, Papa. 929 01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:35,598 - Papa, you okay? - I am okay. Here, mail. 930 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,516 - Papa, you've written to Carla. - Go mail. 931 01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:50,114 What's a matter? Can Papa no write to his own flesh and blood? 932 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,436 You think I can no spell a words? I am an educated man. 933 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:03,236 Papa, I'm very glad you wrote to Carla. I'm very glad. 934 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,838 It's been just awful with our family all broken up like it is. 935 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,835 Pop. 936 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:21,955 - Papa, I love you very much. - Bambina mia, I love you, too. 937 01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:33,234 Are there enough stamps on that letter? 938 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,430 If there aren't, I'll put some more on for you, Papa. 939 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,597 - Your caps slip. Push back. - Okay. 940 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,240 Papa, how did you know that Carla was in Egypt? 941 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,909 I read in Louella Parsnip's column. 942 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,676 From her headdress to her sandals 943 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,030 She's the one who sets the style 944 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:10,310 No one else can hold a candle 945 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,955 to the White Virgin of the Nile 946 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,911 To the White Virgin of the Nile 947 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,190 Just start tinkling on your cymbal 948 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,197 You'll see something worth your while 949 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:28,838 No, sir, no one's quite as nimble As the White Virgin of the Nile 950 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:33,799 As the White Virgin of the Nile 951 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:38,318 She's got boyfriends by the passel And they're lined up single file 952 01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:43,753 Waiting for the chance to hassle With the White Virgin of the Nile 953 01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:48,949 They say the desert sands were cold 954 01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:53,631 They say the desert moon was ice 955 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:57,116 Then she came breathing fire and flame 956 01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,756 And changed the Arctic into paradise 957 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,873 Neither Cleo or Bathsheba 958 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,913 Had her tactics to beguile 959 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:14,433 You can bet your fez There would be no Suez 960 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,439 Without the White Virgin of the Nile 961 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 962 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,911 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 963 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:37,110 If you ever cross the desert 964 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:41,270 And see rocks piled pile on pile 965 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,269 Well, every pyramid was put there for the kid 966 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:53,192 For the great White Virgin of the Nile 967 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,833 Did you get the mail? 968 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,474 Yes. It's a little chewed up. I think that crocodile brought it. 969 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,034 Anything in The Bugle about Clay and my family? 970 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:10,914 Haven't looked at it yet, but here's a letter from Midvale. 971 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,199 - Why, it's from Papa. - You want me to go? 972 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,595 No, don't. It's been years. 973 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:26,951 "My darling Carla. I have not write to you for long time. 974 01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,475 "Maybe you don't know, but Clayton, he found three bambinos 975 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,192 "on his front stoops." 976 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,793 He's wise. 977 01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,992 He can't be. Clay would never tell. 978 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:42,709 "Clayton, he take very good care of the beautiful bambinos 979 01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,035 "that look like you exactly. 980 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:48,675 "Even have a beauty spot same place where you have." 981 01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,828 You're right. He knows. 982 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:57,629 "Clayton is much better papa to bambinos than real papa. 983 01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,228 "Much better papa than your papa. 984 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:03,990 "Clayton still work for Mr Wright, 985 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:08,432 "but even when he work, he never let bambinos out of his sight." 986 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:16,000 "Clayton works and is a great babysitter at the same time. 987 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,713 "To take care of bambinos cost lots of money. 988 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:32,310 "Clayton would not take money from me or from no one. 989 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:37,634 "He works lots of extra jobs to make extra milk money." 990 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,277 "And Clayton works every other night for Ah Fong, 991 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,597 "that's the foreigner who started a laundry in the town." 992 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,359 Nice and quiet now. Be nice, please. 993 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:04,638 That's it. Nice and quiet. 994 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,115 Oh, now you're crying? Want me to tell your father on you? 995 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:14,157 You want I should sing a song for you again? 996 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,748 You won't cry if I sing? All right. 997 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,671 "Clayton also works on Sundays." 998 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:47,038 "Clayton even went on the TV amateur hour 999 01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:50,436 "to try and make more money to buy milk for the babies." 1000 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,750 One, two. 1001 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,995 I'll rock my baby, I'll rock I know you're there 1002 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:38,158 I'll rock my baby I'll rock you up all night 1003 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,716 Oh, rock, baby, oh, rock 1004 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:50,672 Oh, rock, rock, baby, rock Rock, rock, baby, rock. Rock, rock, rock 1005 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,839 Rock 1006 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:55,757 You're gonna rock your baby Rock, rock 1007 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:57,677 Rock your baby Rock, rock 1008 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,678 Rock your baby, rock, rock 1009 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:06,032 "But all the work Clayton does to prove he's a good papa is not enough. 1010 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,958 "The judge made him come to the courthouse. 1011 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:13,790 "So Clayton went there and the judge admits Clayton is a good papa, 1012 01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,275 "but he is not a real mama. 1013 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:19,710 "Judge say, 'Clayton, the court realise 1014 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:22,400 "'that you have been an excellent foster father, 1015 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:25,318 "'but these children need more than that. 1016 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,556 "'They need a mother as well, 1017 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:30,993 "'a woman like Mrs Van Cleeve. 1018 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,998 "'The Children's Society has approved her and her husband 1019 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:37,715 "'because they can give these children the normal home that they deserve.' 1020 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:42,072 "But Clayton stands up and he says, 'Your Honour, sir. 1021 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:47,069 "'Lf you want me to be a mother, I'll be a mother. A real mother.' 1022 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,872 "But the judge, he say, 1023 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:53,471 "'Clayton, I admire your unselfish devotion to these infants. 1024 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,238 "'By no stretch of the imagination 1025 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,794 "'can this court look upon you as a mother.' 1026 01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,195 "But Clayton, he says, 'Well, Your Honour, 1027 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:04,757 "'I'll become a mother, a real mother, if you only give me the chance.' 1028 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,196 "So Clayton go away to prove he can be a mother. 1029 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:14,517 "I take care of bambinos and Sandra help until he get back. 1030 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:18,958 "In letter here you find late picture of babies and your papa. 1031 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:23,595 "Much love from your loving papa who love you. 1032 01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:28,353 "Signed, your loving papa." 1033 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,113 I wish I knew where Clayton went. 1034 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:46,558 As we all know, a healthy, happy baby does not just happen. 1035 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:50,639 A healthy, happy baby happens when there's a healthy, happy mother 1036 01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,432 to take care of that baby. 1037 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,950 And that's what we at the University Child Care Clinic 1038 01:24:56,080 --> 01:25:01,757 are dedicated to. Healthy, happy and efficient mothers. 1039 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,197 I'm so proud to see our classes filled with women 1040 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:09,836 who are interested in the future welfare of their children. 1041 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:14,192 All of you women, mothers and expectant mothers, 1042 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:16,112 are to be commended. 1043 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,360 I am also happy to see in our midst 1044 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,755 a member of the opposite sex 1045 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:24,872 who had the courage and fortitude 1046 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,754 to want to be both a father and a mother. 1047 01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:37,549 If there were more fathers like you, Mr Poole, 1048 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:41,116 a woman's work would get done. 1049 01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:43,357 Thank you, Mrs Rogers. 1050 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:46,199 And now, in just about a moment, 1051 01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:50,438 we will be on our merry way to proper child care. 1052 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,388 I hear she has the greatest theory on feeding the baby. 1053 01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:56,590 Oh, yes. And that's so important. 1054 01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:58,716 Do you believe in bottle feeding or do you believe that women... 1055 01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,876 Oh, the bottle, naturally. 1056 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,833 I think that they're so much easier to rinse out. 1057 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,996 "The Regents of University Child Care Clinic, 1058 01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,599 "on recommendation of the President and Faculty 1059 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:12,951 "of the College of Child Care, award to Clayton Poole 1060 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:16,436 "this diploma for the successful completion of the course in Child Care. 1061 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:20,559 "Given in Chicago, this 14th day of June, 1958." 1062 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:22,750 - Continue, Clayton. - Well, that's about all, Your Honour. 1063 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:24,518 As you see, I passed all the requirements 1064 01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:26,756 of the Child Care course. 1065 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:31,792 And, well, this diploma is only awarded to the very best of mothers. 1066 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,830 I was first in my class for overall child care, 1067 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:42,436 and I placed second for formula-mixing. 1068 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:48,153 But I set a new record for diaper-folding, 1069 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:52,517 and I did everything any other woman can do. 1070 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,992 - Really, Your Honour. - Please, Mrs Van Cleeve. 1071 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:57,713 Yes, Your Honour. 1072 01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:02,037 The court will recess until after lunch to review the case. 1073 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:19,799 - You hear back from Carla yet? - Not yet, Papa. 1074 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:21,672 I don't know why, we sent the wire yesterday. 1075 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:22,869 How's Clayton doing? 1076 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,399 The judge have his lunch. 1077 01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:25,953 After he come back, we know. 1078 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:28,389 If Clayton no win the case, we do what we plan. 1079 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:31,876 - Oh, Papa, we can't do that to Clayton. - You love the bambinos, don't you? 1080 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,468 - Yes. Very much. - And you love Clayton, too. 1081 01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,636 Papa, I'm in loopsville over him, but he doesn't dig me. 1082 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:40,275 Ah, dig, dig, dig. If he no dig, so we dig. 1083 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:41,628 - We'll be digging Clayton's grave. - Yeah, yeah. 1084 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:44,274 - I hope we hear from Carla. - Yes. Go. 1085 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,159 - Harold. - Yes? 1086 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,876 Send this cable right away. 1087 01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:02,033 Jim Bacon and Bob Thomas, Associated Press? 1088 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:04,720 Honey, you've had too much sun. You can't send this. 1089 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:08,389 That cable will stop anyone from legally adopting my children. 1090 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,080 Yes, and it'll also stop your career. 1091 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:15,995 Being a mother is all the career I want or ever really wanted. 1092 01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:18,839 I was a fool to leave my children and put Clayton in this spot 1093 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:22,589 just because I didn't have the courage to face my responsibilities. 1094 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:24,199 Send the cable. 1095 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:26,351 I can't say I don't admire you. 1096 01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,755 You've come a long way since Miss Butterfat of '55. 1097 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:36,873 Quiet in the court. Court is in session. 1098 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,278 After careful review of the circumstances 1099 01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,356 involved in this case, 1100 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,948 the Court finds that the infants left on the threshold 1101 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:09,395 of the home of Clayton Poole 1102 01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:12,637 shall be awarded to the proper person for adoption. 1103 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,637 And the person who has all the qualifications 1104 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,796 for adopting these children 1105 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:19,480 is Mrs Van Cleeve. 1106 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,394 - Sandra, you are ready? - Almost ready, Papa. 1107 01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:34,795 Hurry. Clayton, he lose the case. 1108 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,878 - Your Honour... - Clayton, the case is closed. 1109 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:38,955 But, Your Honour, please. 1110 01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:40,433 If I could just have a couple more days, 1111 01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:42,869 I'm certain that the real mother will come back to get 'em. 1112 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,508 The children have been awarded to the proper parent, Clayton. 1113 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:47,676 I am not so sure, Judge. 1114 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:13,712 Oh, Clayton, darling. 1115 01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:17,196 Darling, thank you, thank you for trying to protect my good name, 1116 01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:19,880 but Papa found out about everything. 1117 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,833 Everything? There wasn't anything to find out about. 1118 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:27,829 Clayton, you and I, that night, remember? 1119 01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,520 - The moon was yellow. - I'm yellow. I wouldn't do... 1120 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,471 And then I went to Hollywood, 1121 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,591 and Carla's doctor took care of me. 1122 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,756 Doctor? It was no... There was no... 1123 01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:38,836 It was a dentist. There was no doctor. 1124 01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:42,873 Listen, Mr Naples, Your Honour, here. Here's the caps to prove it. 1125 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:44,956 You tell me. 1126 01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,833 Are those bambinos my grandchildren? 1127 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,715 Hold on there, Gigi. What's going on here? 1128 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:51,989 I'm the judge in this court. 1129 01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:54,873 That's right. You are the judge. 1130 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:59,437 So if you be a good boy, you can perform the marriage. 1131 01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,278 Marriage? Me, marriage? Wait a minute. 1132 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,550 - This is all... Wait, a marriage... - Oh, Clayton, we'll be so happy. 1133 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:05,033 Quiet! 1134 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:12,791 - Clayton Poole? - Yes, Your Honour? 1135 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:15,639 Clayton Poole, tell this court the truth. 1136 01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:20,309 Are those children the grandchildren of Gigi Naples? 1137 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:25,589 - Well, Your Honour, you see... - No, I don't see! 1138 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,676 And I will hold you in contempt 1139 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:31,110 unless you answer that question honestly, Mr Poole! 1140 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:35,119 Well, Your Honour, I was a Camp Fire Girl and I never lie. 1141 01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:40,711 Yes, those babies are the grandchildren of Papa Naples. 1142 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:49,198 Why did you do this, Sandy? 1143 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:50,912 Papa made me do it to keep anyone else 1144 01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:52,678 from getting Carla's babies. 1145 01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:55,633 Carla's... How did you know? 1146 01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:56,640 Stop them! Stop them! 1147 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:57,595 Stop them! Stop them! 1148 01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:01,834 - They can't get married. - They are married already. 1149 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:02,995 Right, Judge? 1150 01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:05,031 - That they are. - But they can't be. 1151 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:06,673 I just heard it on the newscast. 1152 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:09,519 The newscaster said Clayton married your daughter Carla, 1153 01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:11,676 and the babies are Carla's. 1154 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:13,279 Me married to Carla? 1155 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,675 If this is true, Clayton, you'll be jailed for bigamy. 1156 01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:18,229 Bigamy? I don't even feel married for the first time. 1157 01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:20,237 The Associated Press claimed that a cable 1158 01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:23,477 received from famed screen star Carla Naples, in Egypt, 1159 01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:26,319 reveals her secret marriage to her childhood sweetheart, 1160 01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:28,670 Clayton Poole of Midvale, Indiana. 1161 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:31,519 The star also stated she is the mother of three daughters 1162 01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,119 now in their father's care. 1163 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:37,233 Miss Naples recently finished starring in... The White Virgin of the Nile? 1164 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:39,237 Where is that bigamist? 1165 01:32:40,080 --> 01:32:42,992 There he goes. After him, boys. 1166 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:45,195 Come back here. 1167 01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:46,799 You're going to jail. 1168 01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:52,675 Sorry, ladies. 1169 01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:27,509 Well, it's all out in the open now. 1170 01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:29,710 The way I see it, you're the bullfighter's widow, 1171 01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:31,717 but you're also married to Clayton Poole, 1172 01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:34,957 except that Poole is married to your sister, as well as to you. 1173 01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:37,150 So that should make me Clayton's first uncle 1174 01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:39,714 on his second wife's side by 10%. 1175 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:43,150 I don't care what they say about me. I deserve it. 1176 01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:45,630 But where can that poor boy be hiding? 1177 01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,352 Why, he's probably keeping those kids in deep freeze 1178 01:33:47,480 --> 01:33:48,913 until he can return them to you personally. 1179 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,075 What character. 1180 01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:07,515 All right, easy, boys. Easy. Easy, boys. 1181 01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:10,234 Miss Naples will give you a statement. 1182 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,038 Where's Clayton Poole? Is that who she's calling? 1183 01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:17,118 No. She's calling her father in Midvale. 1184 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:28,875 - Hello. - Papa? 1185 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:31,798 Carla? It's you, my Carla? 1186 01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:33,757 I'm at the airport. 1187 01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:36,917 Oh, Papa, I've made such a mess of things. 1188 01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:39,953 No. You no make a mess. 1189 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:43,755 You make the big family for me to be a grandpapa. 1190 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:48,715 You see the babies? So beautiful. Look just like me. 1191 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,433 I haven't seen the babies, Papa. Where are they? 1192 01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:55,677 Clayton is there at the airport with babies. 1193 01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:57,479 Well, I haven't seen him, Papa. 1194 01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:59,751 You no recognise Clayton, 1195 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:02,838 because Clayton no look like Clayton. 1196 01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:06,316 Because Clayton, he have to hide from police. 1197 01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:08,990 He's disguised? 1198 01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:25,799 Yes, Papa. I see her... Him. 1199 01:35:29,840 --> 01:35:31,512 Here she comes, here she comes, boys. 1200 01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,195 Are you retiring from the screen, Carla? 1201 01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:35,799 - I want a statement, Miss Naples. - Wait just a minute. 1202 01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:40,436 All right, boys. I'll give you a statement. Meet my future husband. 1203 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:42,039 - What? - Talk to him. 1204 01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:43,275 - When did this happen? - Where's Clay Poole? 1205 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,389 What happened to him? 1206 01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:45,555 - When did you horn in? - You and Miss Naples? 1207 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:48,148 Well, you know, we agents, we are fascinating men. 1208 01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:51,033 We don't have to work for a living. We have time for the social graces. 1209 01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:02,794 You sure have forgotten Carla, haven't you, Tiger? 1210 01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:08,635 But I won't forget you, and I won't forget the babies. 1211 01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:12,593 - I'll miss them, too. - You like kids? 1212 01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:16,076 Oh, I sure do. What's the matter? 1213 01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:20,751 - I just remembered something. - What? 1214 01:36:21,480 --> 01:36:24,836 - You and me, we're married. - Yeah, that's right. 1215 01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:27,110 Well, that makes you my wife. 1216 01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:31,840 - Yeah, and you're my husband. - That's right. 1217 01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:34,599 Well, what are we waiting for? 1218 01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:49,188 Calling Dr Glucksman. Emergency. 1219 01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:58,032 - Clayton Poole? - Yeah, that's me. Yeah. 1220 01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:02,073 I'm him. Yeah. Can I see my wife? How is she? 1221 01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:04,998 - You can see her for just a moment. - Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. 1222 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:06,155 I'm gonna see her now. 1223 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,396 Calling Dr Middleton. Come quick. 1224 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:21,074 Sandy? 1225 01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:25,039 I love you. 1226 01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:31,998 Let's don't disturb her any further. Come see your family. 1227 01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:35,313 Five! Five! I have five! Five! 1228 01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:40,676 I have five! Five! Five, I have! Five! 1229 01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:46,271 Five! Five! We have five! 1230 01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:49,073 Carla went to Mexico, she only had three. 1231 01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:50,394 We have five! 1232 01:38:50,520 --> 01:38:54,638 I'm better than the bullfighter. Ol�! Ol�! 102215

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