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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:54,662 The West js big and gaudy 2 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:56,363 The laws are very few 3 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,533 A man can do the living here 4 00:00:58,645 --> 00:01:00,135 That he hankers to 5 00:01:00,248 --> 00:01:01,977 Now everybody has a gun 6 00:01:02,086 --> 00:01:03,645 That's their calling card 7 00:01:03,755 --> 00:01:07,055 And even when they're having fun they never drop their guard 8 00:01:07,162 --> 00:01:10,757 For our entertainment the barroom js the place 9 00:01:10,869 --> 00:01:14,237 Every man's a king of hearts every girl an ace 10 00:01:14,343 --> 00:01:17,973 That's why we wear the minimum red garters, hooray 11 00:01:18,084 --> 00:01:21,247 And to see the maximum they come from miles away 12 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,895 With a whoop and a holler and a dime and a dollar 13 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,066 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 14 00:02:55,178 --> 00:02:59,672 Wherever I go I guess you know I tip my hat to none 15 00:03:02,961 --> 00:03:07,899 I'm just a rolling stone I wander on my own 16 00:03:08,037 --> 00:03:12,201 And always take my own advice 17 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:17,580 I've traveled every trail and never been in jail 18 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:21,825 'Course I deserved it once or twice 19 00:03:22,032 --> 00:03:24,763 With a whoop and a holler and a dime and a dollar 20 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,930 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 21 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:31,946 Wherever I go I guess you know I tip my hat to none 22 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:34,577 Kind of crowded, ain't it? 23 00:03:37,295 --> 00:03:39,662 And when I leave a town 24 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:42,236 And get to bedding down 25 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:45,866 I kind of wink up at the stars 26 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,449 Nobody knows my name 27 00:03:49,553 --> 00:03:52,045 They only know I came 28 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:55,618 And drank my weight in all the bars 29 00:03:55,732 --> 00:03:58,861 With a whoop and a holler and a dime and a dollar 30 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,100 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 31 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:06,148 Wherever I go I guess you know I tip my hat to none 32 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:12,558 I tip my hat 33 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:18,005 to none 34 00:04:21,785 --> 00:04:25,085 - I got you, stranger. - You sure have, bub. 35 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:28,393 - Hey, where is everybody? - They're up at the big doing. 36 00:04:28,498 --> 00:04:29,542 Big doing? 37 00:04:29,566 --> 00:04:29,998 Big doing? 38 00:04:30,101 --> 00:04:33,298 Yeah, Robin Randall Rest In Peace Barbecue. 39 00:04:35,178 --> 00:04:37,579 - That's nice. - I got to stay home. 40 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:41,277 I'm being punished. And just for shooting up the schoolhouse. 41 00:04:42,359 --> 00:04:43,884 That's too bad. 42 00:04:44,496 --> 00:04:46,624 Hey, mister, who you gunning for? 43 00:04:48,437 --> 00:04:50,371 Why, bub, whatever gave you such a notion? 44 00:04:50,475 --> 00:04:53,467 You're talking to the kid that shot up the schoolhouse, remember? 45 00:04:53,581 --> 00:04:57,074 Think I don't know what it means when a guy wears his six-gun slung low... 46 00:04:57,189 --> 00:04:59,248 and tied down, like you're doing? 47 00:05:00,796 --> 00:05:02,059 Come on. 48 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,966 Come on, boy. 49 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:20,300 Whoa! 50 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:23,029 Horsie, whoa! 51 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:30,679 Whoa, boy! 52 00:05:31,657 --> 00:05:34,888 Steady now. Attaboy. 53 00:05:35,031 --> 00:05:37,557 Attaboy. He'll be okay now. 54 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,236 If you went to all that trouble just to make my acquaintance... 55 00:05:42,345 --> 00:05:45,474 I assure you, you wasted your time. Nothing will come of it. 56 00:05:45,585 --> 00:05:48,555 Why, ma'am, I didn't make your horse act up that way. 57 00:05:48,659 --> 00:05:51,720 - That was Comanche's idea. - Who's Comanche? 58 00:05:51,831 --> 00:05:54,232 Comanche is my horse, only he don't know it. 59 00:05:54,336 --> 00:05:57,067 He thinks he's people, and he hates horses. 60 00:05:57,475 --> 00:06:00,706 - Your horse hates horses? - Yes, ma'am. 61 00:06:00,916 --> 00:06:04,614 In fact, he's the kind of a horse that if he was a man... 62 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:06,249 he'd be a horse thief. 63 00:06:06,928 --> 00:06:08,794 So, if you don't mind, ma'am... 64 00:06:08,899 --> 00:06:11,231 I'll just ride along with you and catch Comanche... 65 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:13,567 before he gets into some bad trouble. 66 00:06:14,343 --> 00:06:16,243 I guess you had better. 67 00:06:16,347 --> 00:06:19,044 I don't think we've ever had a horse in our jail. 68 00:06:19,152 --> 00:06:20,745 Okay. Come on, boy. 69 00:06:44,269 --> 00:06:48,365 - It sure is nice to see you again, ma'am. - Thank you, stranger. 70 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:52,074 To see me again? When did we ever meet before? 71 00:06:52,185 --> 00:06:56,179 We've never exactly met before, but I've sure enough seen you an awful lot. 72 00:06:56,293 --> 00:06:58,660 - When? Where? - All the time. 73 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:01,427 Every place I go. Inside here. 74 00:07:01,204 --> 00:07:03,400 Where do you come from, stranger? 75 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:06,478 Where you going? Why are you here? 76 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:10,209 I come from all over, on my way to everywhere. 77 00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:14,857 - But first I've got a little job to do. - What sort of a job? 78 00:07:15,299 --> 00:07:17,393 You know, in the spring, in the Osage country... 79 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:21,701 millions of flowers grow in the fields and they're all the color of your eyes. 80 00:07:22,915 --> 00:07:25,111 You talk real nice, stranger. 81 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,754 Ki-yi, big doings had a killing 82 00:07:33,135 --> 00:07:34,830 Lost a villain 83 00:07:34,939 --> 00:07:38,898 Robin Randall is Mr. Randall js dead 84 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:42,005 Hallelujah 85 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:45,316 Where he went is so remote 86 00:07:45,426 --> 00:07:48,623 Hallelujah 87 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:52,433 He won't need his overcoat 88 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:55,806 Ki-yi, big doings 89 00:07:55,914 --> 00:07:58,975 Folks are buzzing by the dozen 90 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:03,957 And the scandal is Robin Randall is dead 91 00:08:11,879 --> 00:08:15,372 - Yes, sir, it's a lovely day, isn't it, folks? - Yeah! 92 00:08:15,854 --> 00:08:19,950 Yeah. There you are, Robin Randall, right where we want you. 93 00:08:20,496 --> 00:08:22,590 Belly-up and with your boots on. 94 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,405 Yes, sir, it sure is a lovely day. 95 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:29,071 And smell that barbecue. 96 00:08:32,453 --> 00:08:35,445 Come on back here! Where're your manners? 97 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:40,028 You might at least wait till we finish paying our final respects to the guest of honor. 98 00:08:40,135 --> 00:08:42,467 - Hurry it up, Jason. - I'm hurrying. Give me time. 99 00:08:42,574 --> 00:08:45,669 If I got to make this speech, I don't want to make it just for myself. 100 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:48,181 Now, if we had a preacher... 101 00:08:48,285 --> 00:08:52,188 I suppose he might try to intercede for Robin and get him off with a light sentence. 102 00:08:52,293 --> 00:08:54,557 I, being merely an attorney-at-law, however... 103 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:57,157 can only plead him guilty of every sin in the book... 104 00:08:57,269 --> 00:09:00,136 and throw him on the mercy of that higher court... 105 00:09:00,242 --> 00:09:02,438 from the judgment of which, there is no appeal. 106 00:09:02,547 --> 00:09:04,743 - Jason, that is very nice. - Thank you, Rafael. 107 00:09:04,852 --> 00:09:08,982 In a way, Robin has really fulfilled a lifelong ambition. 108 00:09:09,661 --> 00:09:13,495 Because besides being a bully, a cheat, a coward and a horse thief... 109 00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:16,197 he was also a claim-jumper and a land-grabber. 110 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:21,775 Robin, now you got your land, six feet of it... 111 00:09:22,119 --> 00:09:23,484 all to yourself! 112 00:09:26,094 --> 00:09:29,530 Now, we're gonna leave you, Robin Randall. We're gonna... 113 00:09:41,357 --> 00:09:42,586 Jason... 114 00:09:43,328 --> 00:09:46,457 aren't you satisfied with one funeral at a time? 115 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,537 Anybody who rides with Susana... 116 00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:51,006 without getting my permission is begging for trouble. 117 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,943 He's a stranger, Jason. He doesn't know any better. 118 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,352 What's upsetting you, ma'am? 119 00:09:57,457 --> 00:10:01,553 I think you'd better go look for Comanche before he bites somebody. Goodbye. 120 00:10:01,665 --> 00:10:04,032 - Giddyap, boy. - Thanks. 121 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:08,206 - Wonder who the stranger is. - Why don't you ask him? 122 00:10:23,843 --> 00:10:25,174 It's obvious to me, stranger... 123 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,839 that you are unaware of the true nature of these proceedings. 124 00:10:27,951 --> 00:10:29,441 We're not dedicating a monument. 125 00:10:29,554 --> 00:10:32,546 We're merely planting a scoundrel by the name of Robin Randall. 126 00:10:32,661 --> 00:10:36,063 There's no reason for you to unnecessarily expose your naked skull... 127 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,657 to the wrath of the elements. 128 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,035 Down here in Limbo County, California... 129 00:10:40,142 --> 00:10:44,807 we remove our hats for very few things and he don't happen to be one of them. 130 00:10:45,386 --> 00:10:48,481 Look, mister, no man tells me what to do with my hat... 131 00:10:48,592 --> 00:10:50,686 unless he's man enough to wear it. 132 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:52,498 - Yeah? - Yeah. 133 00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:02,181 I don't think there's room for more than one body in that grave... 134 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,981 and he's being neglected. 135 00:11:10,135 --> 00:11:13,264 So now we leave you, Robin Randall, resting in the bosom of the Earth... 136 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:16,209 the surface of which you've so long desecrated by your presence. 137 00:11:16,314 --> 00:11:18,339 The line for the barbecue forms at the right... 138 00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:22,582 after which there'll be athletic contests and games of skill for one and all. 139 00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:29,930 - You care to join us, stranger? - Be happy to, ma'am. 140 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,705 Howdy, stranger. My name is Billy Buckett. 141 00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:37,617 I know it ain't none of my business, but ain't you the fellow-- 142 00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:40,591 You're right, Billy, it ain't none of your business. 143 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,600 My name is Carberry. Jason Carberry. 144 00:11:49,246 --> 00:11:52,272 I want a word with you about that young lady you drove here with. 145 00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,617 I plumb forgot to ask her name. 146 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:57,591 Her name is Miss Susana Martinez De La Cruz. 147 00:11:57,697 --> 00:11:58,960 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 148 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:02,161 I was about to warn you. We got two kind of women here. 149 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:04,999 She's the kind we tip our hat to. 150 00:12:06,348 --> 00:12:08,316 I got sense enough to know that. 151 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:12,248 Say, didn't you forget to mention some little thing... 152 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,328 about the man you just buried there? 153 00:12:14,431 --> 00:12:17,366 Like maybe he was kind to small animals, or something? 154 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,996 The only animals Robin Randall was ever interested in... 155 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:23,237 were the ones he could steal, such as horses and cattle. 156 00:12:23,516 --> 00:12:28,147 Was that ever proved against him, or am I supposed to take your word for it? 157 00:12:29,761 --> 00:12:33,595 Stranger, I'm not in the habit of having my word doubted. 158 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:40,007 Jason, go get me a plate of barbecue, will you? I'm starving. 159 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:43,747 For you, my love, anything. 160 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,103 By the way, my name's Calaveras Kate. 161 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:57,144 - I don't believe I quite caught yours. - I don't believe I quite threw it. 162 00:13:02,296 --> 00:13:04,924 That Carberry sure enough plays the field, doesn't he? 163 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,866 You notice he didn't tip his hat, though. 164 00:13:06,971 --> 00:13:09,736 Look, you. Out here we've got a triple standard. 165 00:13:09,844 --> 00:13:13,280 Like Jason said, there are two kinds of women but only one kind of man. 166 00:13:13,385 --> 00:13:15,114 Very convenient for men. 167 00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:18,852 - Yes, ma'am, it sure is. - Well, it's been nice. 168 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:21,521 You'll be moving on soon, won't you? I hope. 169 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,033 What's the matter, ma'am? 170 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,868 You afraid Carberry might do something to make me shoot him? 171 00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:29,173 As a matter of fact, yes. But I wouldn't like it even if he shot you. 172 00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:31,149 There's been too much shooting hereabouts. 173 00:13:31,254 --> 00:13:34,451 - Appears to me like you're interested in him. - Interested! 174 00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:37,062 He's as phony as a Chinese faro deck. 175 00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:39,361 Why, the hand he tips his hat with never knows... 176 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,564 what the other one's doing and... 177 00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:47,037 I'd die before I'd let him know it, but I'm in love with him. 178 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:52,785 The big flirting, strutting fathead! 179 00:13:56,704 --> 00:14:00,072 You know, you could be doing both of us a mighty big favor... 180 00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:03,171 if you'd get out of town before it's too late, mister. 181 00:14:03,685 --> 00:14:06,677 Sure like to accommodate you, ma'am, but I just can't. 182 00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,891 I should've known better than to try to talk sense to a man. 183 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:12,760 Men 184 00:14:13,872 --> 00:14:16,068 A man is stubborn as a mule 185 00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:18,373 He don't learn half enough in schoo/ 186 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:22,850 The only thing that drives him is his ego 187 00:14:22,957 --> 00:14:25,085 A woman likes to criticize 188 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:27,425 She wants to dominate the guys 189 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,629 If she were smart she'd be a man's amigo 190 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,672 Man and woman 191 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,407 Day and night 192 00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:41,250 They always try to make the other see the light 193 00:14:41,427 --> 00:14:43,657 A man don't know what's good for him 194 00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:46,029 A gal jumps in where she can't swim 195 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:50,165 Same old thing wherever he and she go 196 00:14:51,079 --> 00:14:53,309 Man and woman 197 00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,045 Friend and foe 198 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:58,455 They're just as far apart as yes and no 199 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,793 Women 200 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,569 They like to spend all we can spare 201 00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:07,041 The woman only wants her share 202 00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:11,447 But to her that's just an appetizer 203 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:13,852 The woman knows how things should be 204 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,017 Then why ask us if we agree? 205 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:20,328 To build you up we make you think you're wiser 206 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,438 Man and woman 207 00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:25,138 Jack and Jilf 208 00:15:25,248 --> 00:15:29,708 They blame each other when they tumble down the hill 209 00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:32,288 Why, a man don't know the mess he makes 210 00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:34,694 A woman never makes mistakes? 211 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:39,237 Her worst mistake is letting him advise her 212 00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:41,972 Man and woman 213 00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:43,811 Duck and drake 214 00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:47,183 They each think they're the jcing on the cake 215 00:15:47,559 --> 00:15:48,754 Men 216 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:49,988 Women 217 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,126 You bite off more than you can chew 218 00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,536 Why, there ain't a thing a man can't do 219 00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:59,806 I'd like to see you try to be a mother 220 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,782 Okay, be a mother sure you can 221 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,018 But just try to be one without a man 222 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,629 The husband is the better half 223 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,069 When I hear that I have to laugh 224 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,440 But the husband is the family head 225 00:16:14,547 --> 00:16:16,845 The wife can kick him out of bed 226 00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:19,045 A woman likes to flaunt her shape 227 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,250 A man is nothing but an ape 228 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,022 I get my way by acting tough 229 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:29,866 I drop my neckiine just enough. 230 00:16:30,712 --> 00:16:33,374 Man and woman 231 00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,146 Sharp and flat 232 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,815 They never seem to get along 233 00:16:37,926 --> 00:16:40,520 Even when they're right, they're wrong 234 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,794 Man and woman 235 00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:44,530 Dog and cat 236 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,235 They never think alike and that is that 237 00:16:48,348 --> 00:16:49,440 That's that 238 00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:06,880 Calaveras, I was just fixing to go get the food. 239 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,317 I noticed you picked up a couple of dishes. 240 00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:11,687 Now, I was waiting for you. 241 00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:14,889 Listen, you're fussing at me, where's that stranger? 242 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,265 He's probably off somewhere minding his own business. 243 00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:19,340 - Why don't you do the same? - What do you mean? 244 00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:22,674 I'm getting sick and tired of you starting fights over Susana. 245 00:17:22,783 --> 00:17:25,753 It's time you realized that anything a man tries to do to her... 246 00:17:25,855 --> 00:17:29,018 -that she can't talk him out of or run away-- - Calaveras. 247 00:17:29,863 --> 00:17:31,797 That's a mighty delicate subject. 248 00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:35,531 It might be delicate to you, but to most women it's just shoptalk. 249 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:40,237 Incidentally, what were you doing with the Dorgan Sisters, talking shop? 250 00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:43,354 No, just talking. 251 00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:48,293 - Jason, will you do me one great big favor? - Anything you want, darling. 252 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:53,066 Please don't get yourself shot today. I can't stand loud noises. 253 00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:56,077 You got no cause to talk to me that way. 254 00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,511 I'll go get the food. 255 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:33,253 You know, ma'am, looking at you is like listening to a violin. 256 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:39,258 - Why, the music has stopped. - No, ma'am, you're wrong. It'll never stop. 257 00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:41,733 I'll hear it the rest of my life. 258 00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:46,108 Maybe you are right. It seems [ can still hear it, too. 259 00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:49,945 - I got to go now. - Where you going? 260 00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,686 I wouldn't try to follow her if I were you, stranger. 261 00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,423 Why, that's just plain silly. 262 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,992 If you were me, mister, you'd do just what I'm gonna do. Follow her. 263 00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,041 I'm warning you. Keep away from Susana. 264 00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:03,706 Unless you've got a better argument than you've produced so far, Carberry... 265 00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:07,379 -you'd better stand aside. - All right, stranger, you asked for it. 266 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:18,477 You seem to be having trouble finding your six-gun, mister. 267 00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:20,643 Like to use mine? 268 00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:25,187 Congratulations. That's the fastest draw [ ever saw. 269 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:29,429 But I'm still warning you. Keep away from my ward. 270 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,630 - Your ward? - That's right, my ward. 271 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,000 She was orphaned as a child... 272 00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:37,309 and since then I've been her legal guardian and protector. 273 00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:40,789 I sure am glad you didn't make me kill you, Carberry. 274 00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:42,518 She never would have forgiven me. 275 00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:45,758 Then you admit I got a right to find out what your interest in Susana is. 276 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:49,602 Interest! Why, man, it's a darn sight more than just plain interest. 277 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,975 I've been in love with that gal for the best two hours of my life. 278 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:55,678 - And I darn near killed you. - Yeah. 279 00:19:56,557 --> 00:19:57,649 Boy. 280 00:19:59,496 --> 00:20:03,228 You see, Susana's led a very sheltered existence. 281 00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:05,667 She was brought up to be a lady. 282 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:08,607 A species of female which [ doubt seriously... 283 00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:11,445 you've ever encountered in any great numbers before. 284 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,748 That's right. 285 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:16,094 So, as her guardian, stranger... 286 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:20,931 what would you do if some brawling, uncurried, gun-slinging saddle-tramp... 287 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,265 came to town and tried to promote an affair... 288 00:20:23,377 --> 00:20:25,505 which might wreck her life and break her heart? 289 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,606 Why, I'd kill the son of a gun. 290 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,954 Looks like we've reached an agreement. 291 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,961 Looks like. 292 00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:47,335 - Congratulations, my friend. - For what? 293 00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:49,516 - Congratulations, my friend. - For what? 294 00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:54,422 You are one of the only two men now living who ever outdrew Jason Carberry. 295 00:20:54,702 --> 00:20:59,299 I have the honor to be the other one. I am Rafael Moreno, at your service. 296 00:21:00,047 --> 00:21:01,481 Glad to know you. 297 00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:06,019 What was Carberry's reason for trying to shoot you? 298 00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:10,256 Sefior, 1 had wished only to congratulate you on your success with Carberry... 299 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:13,393 not to discuss personal matters, amigo. 300 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:17,840 If I remember, Rafael, I didn't ask you to discuss anything with me. 301 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:20,945 Might be you wouldn't talk so tall, stranger... 302 00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:23,184 if you knew who this Rafael Moreno really is. 303 00:21:23,293 --> 00:21:25,660 He can shoot the eye out of a ground squirrel at 50 vyards... 304 00:21:25,765 --> 00:21:27,961 and have his gun back in the holster before it stumbles. 305 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,665 On top of that, he is the greatest barroom fighter in these here parts... 306 00:21:31,777 --> 00:21:35,680 and I got money which says you don't belong in the same saloon with him. 307 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,113 Hey, let's get up to the saloon. 308 00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:41,284 Ain't no time for that, you might change your minds. 309 00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:43,626 Come on, let's do it here, right now! 310 00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:50,002 Get ourselves a toe line made here. Yes, sir. 311 00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:53,951 Are the contestants ready? All right, come up to toe. 312 00:21:54,555 --> 00:21:56,614 You're first. Ready! 313 00:21:57,194 --> 00:21:58,355 Go. 314 00:22:00,434 --> 00:22:03,460 One, two, three, four... 315 00:22:07,949 --> 00:22:11,908 One, two. Get up, boy. Three, four... 316 00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,993 One, two, three, four... 317 00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:32,558 One, two... 318 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,161 three. Get up, boy. 319 00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:39,743 Come on. Steady, boy, steady. 320 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,819 Disgusting. 321 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:06,318 Sefiorita, I agree with you, but it is the best I could do. 322 00:23:09,773 --> 00:23:11,935 My amigo. 323 00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:21,325 You sure enough surprised me, Rafael. 324 00:23:21,429 --> 00:23:24,194 You're almost as good as Billy Buckett said you were. 325 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,101 And you are almost as good as you think you are. 326 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,439 Greetings, strangers. Welcome to our community. 327 00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:32,913 I'm Jason Carberry, at your service. 328 00:23:33,186 --> 00:23:36,952 This is Miss Calaveras Kate, the shining light of our local theatrical world. 329 00:23:37,061 --> 00:23:39,291 Currently appearing at the Red Dog Saloon... 330 00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:41,730 featured in all the latest songs and dances. 331 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,498 A little souvenir for you. 332 00:23:45,912 --> 00:23:47,277 Thank you. 333 00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:51,315 I am Judge Wallace Winthrop of Boston, sir. 334 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,052 And this is my niece, Miss Sheila Winthrop. 335 00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:58,163 How do you do? 336 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,797 - And I am Rafael Moreno. - And I'm just a stranger. 337 00:24:03,013 --> 00:24:05,277 Do you usually welcome guests to your community... 338 00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:08,354 by such a disgraceful exhibition as we just witnessed? 339 00:24:08,456 --> 00:24:11,118 What did you expect on the spur of the moment? A massacre? 340 00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:13,061 Most of the time, I win. 341 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:15,533 Why was there nobody in town to greet us... 342 00:24:15,638 --> 00:24:19,597 except a small boy who is being punished for shooting up the schoolhouse? 343 00:24:19,813 --> 00:24:22,111 And a most offensive little brat at that. 344 00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,481 He offered me "a chaw of tobaccer." 345 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:28,025 The lad is generous to a fault. 346 00:24:28,798 --> 00:24:30,892 What brings you to our fair city, Judge? 347 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:34,734 1, sir, have the honor to be the head of the Presidential Commission. 348 00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:39,737 Appointed to study and report on the alarming increase in lawlessness... 349 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,912 in certain of our western states. 350 00:24:43,159 --> 00:24:45,958 Why, shucks, Judge, you're wasting your time here. 351 00:24:46,199 --> 00:24:49,066 I don't know. Do you, Calaveras? 352 00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:53,038 Anybody know what he's talking about? 353 00:25:00,962 --> 00:25:05,092 - How dare you? - As [ was saying, Judge, I... 354 00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:06,766 Judge. 355 00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:10,002 I don't know of any condition of lawlessness hereabouts... 356 00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:11,672 that warrants your interference, sir. 357 00:25:11,784 --> 00:25:14,651 What about that crime wave that just passed through? 358 00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:18,156 That? That's just the Patterson boys shooting it up with the McGregors. 359 00:25:18,263 --> 00:25:21,062 Why, sure. That happens every day. 360 00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:23,137 Ladies and gents! 361 00:25:23,239 --> 00:25:27,176 Choose and grab your partners for the Sacramento Stomp! 362 00:25:30,387 --> 00:25:33,220 Judge, this is something you and your niece sure have to see. 363 00:25:33,326 --> 00:25:35,317 One of you boys take care of the Judge's team. 364 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:38,024 Miss, if you'll allow me to help you out here? 365 00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:39,632 There we are. 366 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,276 May I have the honor? That is, if Jason does not object. 367 00:25:48,389 --> 00:25:50,983 Of course he doesn't. Here, hold these, Jason. 368 00:26:07,361 --> 00:26:09,329 He's got a gal in Alabama 369 00:26:09,432 --> 00:26:11,093 Got one in old Cheyenne 370 00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,601 Loves a young one or a grandma 371 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,434 Cause he's a ladies' man 372 00:26:14,543 --> 00:26:17,672 Ladykiller Joves them all 373 00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:20,877 Ladykiller, see how they fall 374 00:26:20,988 --> 00:26:24,322 He don't give a hoot in Hades if she's a snooty gal 375 00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:27,694 Treats her like the other ladies when she's in his corral 376 00:26:27,802 --> 00:26:30,965 Ladykiller Joves them all 377 00:26:31,075 --> 00:26:34,306 Ladykiller, see how they fall 378 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:46,929 If I know that Rafael, he's doing all that just for you. 379 00:26:47,408 --> 00:26:49,467 I'm not the least bit interested. 380 00:27:07,649 --> 00:27:11,051 Climb aboard my sliver saddle kiss every girl I see 381 00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:14,523 Before you know jt I skedaddle no gal is roping me. 382 00:27:14,629 --> 00:27:17,655 Ladykiller, that's my way 383 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:20,636 Ladykiller, that's what they say 384 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:47,653 Must be the mating season. 385 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:42,279 - Mighty fine stepping, Calaveras. Here. - Yes, it was very nice. 386 00:28:41,823 --> 00:28:44,349 - Mighty fine stepping, Calaveras. Here. - Yes, it was very nice. 387 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,953 - Judge, I think this calls for refreshments. - Thank you. 388 00:28:47,066 --> 00:28:49,535 - I'm exhausted. Come on. - Excellent notion. 389 00:28:50,373 --> 00:28:53,365 Get out of my way, you bandit, you! 390 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,848 That Miss Winthrop is fascinated by me. 391 00:28:58,957 --> 00:29:01,688 And I must admit I'm fascinated by her, too. 392 00:29:01,796 --> 00:29:04,925 She's mighty pretty, but she looks kind of frost-bit to me. 393 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,469 No, my friend. 394 00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:11,271 Beneath that icy exterior smolders a fire that need only be fanned into a flame. 395 00:29:11,682 --> 00:29:14,049 She still looks kind of frost-bit to me. 396 00:29:22,938 --> 00:29:25,407 You called me a bandit, and you are right. 397 00:29:25,677 --> 00:29:29,477 So, I have come to steal from you one little smile. 398 00:29:31,087 --> 00:29:33,715 If it'll make you happy, I'll laugh out loud at you. 399 00:29:33,826 --> 00:29:36,796 I think you are capable of other, more tender emotions. 400 00:29:36,899 --> 00:29:38,264 Ready, my dear. 401 00:29:38,803 --> 00:29:41,295 I was just inquiring of your so lovely niece... 402 00:29:41,409 --> 00:29:44,379 if there was some slight service I might do for her. 403 00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:47,208 Yes, go away and leave me alone. 404 00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:54,223 Why did you treat that man so rudely? 405 00:29:55,035 --> 00:29:57,800 - Perhaps it's because I'm afraid. - Of what? 406 00:29:58,108 --> 00:30:01,408 Him. Me. T don't know. 407 00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:06,811 All contestants will now line up for the chicken-picking race! 408 00:30:17,614 --> 00:30:19,946 All right, now, you all know the rules. 409 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,350 You grab your chicken and you start picking. 410 00:30:22,457 --> 00:30:26,690 And the lady whose chicken is picked the most naked at the finish, she wins. 411 00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:29,166 All right, now, line up. No fudging now. 412 00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:31,730 On your mark. Get set... 413 00:30:47,274 --> 00:30:50,801 By unanimous decision of the Judge, Ginger Pete... 414 00:30:50,914 --> 00:30:53,611 the winner is Mrs. Bear-Who-Fears-No-Man! 415 00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:57,083 I was robbed. I was crooked. 416 00:30:57,194 --> 00:30:59,595 I never stood a chance. My chicken's breathing! 417 00:30:59,698 --> 00:31:01,962 - Go away, Minnie. - Minnie is right. 418 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:04,467 Whoever slipped that live chicken into the deal... 419 00:31:04,575 --> 00:31:06,669 sure enough cold-decked her. A whole heap. 420 00:31:06,779 --> 00:31:08,941 Did you hear what he said? Hear what the man said? 421 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:11,144 Are you calling me a crook? 422 00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:15,025 You can either be a crook or admit you're blind. 423 00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,155 - Take your choice. - Hold on there. 424 00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:19,501 - We don't want no bloodshed. - What? 425 00:31:19,605 --> 00:31:20,936 Let me finish. 426 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,907 We don't want no bloodshed so close to the barbecue. 427 00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:26,412 If he don't get his ugly mug away from mine... 428 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:27,997 -there's sure gonna be some. - Reach! 429 00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:28,647 - There's sure gonna be some. - Reach! 430 00:31:31,962 --> 00:31:34,226 Like to borrow my six-gun, mister? 431 00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:37,163 I could have told you about that. 432 00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:40,972 You know, stranger, I think maybe Minnie might've been cold-decked at that. 433 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,311 - Just a little bit. - You're my lover-duck. 434 00:31:44,421 --> 00:31:47,118 Say, ain't you from down Pike County way? 435 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,661 Why, yeah, Minnie, at one time I lived down that way. 436 00:31:49,765 --> 00:31:51,494 Now, I know who you are. 437 00:31:51,602 --> 00:31:54,435 I'd never mistake that Randall draw anywhere. 438 00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:56,305 Randall! 439 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,486 - Your name's Randall? - Why, yeah, come, to think of it. 440 00:32:02,591 --> 00:32:03,752 Reb Randall. 441 00:32:03,859 --> 00:32:06,590 I guess I just plumb forgot to mention it before, Billy. 442 00:32:06,699 --> 00:32:08,463 Guess [ know why, too. 443 00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:12,806 What you gonna do about the man which killed your brother? 444 00:32:12,911 --> 00:32:17,678 First of all, I guess I'll just have to find out who did kill my brother, Billy. 445 00:32:21,662 --> 00:32:24,029 Why does the burden of tracking down the murderer... 446 00:32:24,134 --> 00:32:27,695 fall upon that poor, bereaved young man? Where's your sheriff? 447 00:32:27,841 --> 00:32:30,606 Down here in Limbo County, Judge, we don't need no sheriff... 448 00:32:30,713 --> 00:32:33,182 to take care of anyone which kills one of our brothers. 449 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:36,620 Do you mean Reb Randall proposes to take the law into his own hands? 450 00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:39,194 You don't understand about Western chivalry, Judge. 451 00:32:39,298 --> 00:32:41,494 Why, Reb there was willing to kill Ginger Pete... 452 00:32:41,602 --> 00:32:44,196 over a common ordinary chicken-picking race. 453 00:32:44,308 --> 00:32:46,777 So unless somebody discourages him... 454 00:32:47,012 --> 00:32:49,913 what do you think he'll do to the man who shot his brother? 455 00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:51,349 You mean... 456 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,395 I make jt clear enough 457 00:32:59,504 --> 00:33:01,632 I don't take any guff 458 00:33:01,742 --> 00:33:04,734 And that's the way I've always been 459 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:10,453 And if some ornery pup should get my dander up 460 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,053 Please notify his next of kin 461 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:16,465 With a whoop and a holler and a dime and a dollar 462 00:33:16,572 --> 00:33:18,631 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 463 00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:22,771 Wherever I go I guess you know I tip my hat to none 464 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,315 With a whoop and a holler and a dime and a dollar 465 00:33:25,423 --> 00:33:27,323 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 466 00:33:30,106 --> 00:33:32,507 - Hiya, duck. - Hiya, Minnie. This a hotel? 467 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:36,103 Sure thing, duck, and every room guaranteed coyote-proof. 468 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,487 Say, Minnie, you got any notion who killed my brother? 469 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:45,096 Only notion what come to Minnie's mind is old Indian proverb. 470 00:33:45,202 --> 00:33:46,431 Proverb? 471 00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:49,634 Only a fool risks his neck for the sake of honor. 472 00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:52,611 The wise man never fight over anything he can't eat... 473 00:33:52,717 --> 00:33:55,345 put in his pocket or make love to. 474 00:33:55,823 --> 00:33:58,258 - I don't quite follow you, Min. - You don't have to. 475 00:33:58,362 --> 00:34:00,626 I'll take this hay-burner to the barn. 476 00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:15,788 - Hello, stranger. - Why, hello, Miss De La Cruz. 477 00:34:16,398 --> 00:34:18,594 - You live here? - Yes, I do. 478 00:34:19,037 --> 00:34:22,496 - Your name's Reb Randall, isn't it? - You know, huh? 479 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:25,578 Why, I saw what happened between you and Jason, Reb. 480 00:34:25,716 --> 00:34:27,047 Was it about me? 481 00:34:28,322 --> 00:34:29,756 You know, Susana... 482 00:34:29,858 --> 00:34:33,192 that Carberry's sure enough got your best interests at heart. 483 00:34:33,465 --> 00:34:36,059 I'm a whole heap glad he didn't make me kill him. 484 00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:38,139 Reb, would you have killed him? 485 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,112 What in the world is that? 486 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:43,706 I guess Comanche just done bit Minnie Redwing. 487 00:34:43,819 --> 00:34:45,810 I guess he just done did. 488 00:34:48,262 --> 00:34:53,098 Susana, when Rafael outdrew Carberry, was it over you? 489 00:34:54,007 --> 00:34:56,977 - Rafael smiles at all women. - I noticed that. 490 00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:00,907 Besides, Jason means well, but he interferes too much. 491 00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:04,753 How can a girl ever know her own heart if somebody goes around threatening... 492 00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:07,296 to shoot every man who even looks at her? 493 00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:09,558 Don't you worry none, Susana... 494 00:35:09,871 --> 00:35:12,670 I won't let anything happen to him while I'm here. 495 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,246 - Who? - Why, Rafael, of course. 496 00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:16,678 Rafael! 497 00:35:17,553 --> 00:35:20,579 You mean that if I decided it was Rafael I like... 498 00:35:21,361 --> 00:35:25,229 -that you'd protect him just for me? - I sure would. 499 00:35:25,536 --> 00:35:28,904 Of course I might have to kill Jason Carberry a little bit, but-- 500 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:31,638 Reb, how could you be so dense? 501 00:35:31,748 --> 00:35:34,911 - You mad at me, Susana? - How do I know? 502 00:35:35,155 --> 00:35:38,887 Go ask Jason Carberry. He does all my thinking for me. 503 00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:12,986 Stop this! Stop this rowdyism! 504 00:36:13,332 --> 00:36:14,822 Stop it, I say! 505 00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:18,596 Mr. Carberry, this is the most disgraceful den of iniquity... 506 00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,542 it has ever been my pleasure to witness. 507 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:24,549 Greetings, oh, great white Father! 508 00:36:25,055 --> 00:36:28,582 I'm not the President of the United States. I'm merely his humble servant. 509 00:36:28,695 --> 00:36:31,858 What do you mean, sir, by serving ladies at the bar? 510 00:36:31,969 --> 00:36:34,233 That's no lady, that's Minnie Redwing. 511 00:36:34,808 --> 00:36:36,640 Ain't that a whizzer, lover? 512 00:36:38,348 --> 00:36:40,942 How's your crime wave coming along, Judge? 513 00:36:41,054 --> 00:36:44,615 - So you admit there is a crime wave? - What crime are you referring to? 514 00:36:44,727 --> 00:36:47,162 The way you're running this town is a crime in itself. 515 00:36:47,266 --> 00:36:51,328 Why, for instance, have you done nothing to find out who killed Robin Randall? 516 00:36:51,441 --> 00:36:53,910 His brother will take care of that and when he does... 517 00:36:54,013 --> 00:36:57,916 we'll have ourselves a barbecue, with athletic contests for one and all. 518 00:36:58,021 --> 00:37:01,116 - I'd like to tell you exactly what I think-- - Save your breath. 519 00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:03,889 No matter what you say, I'm a cinch to disagree with you. 520 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,231 Furthermore, he'll oppose with his life your right to say it. 521 00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:08,534 What's the trouble, Judge? 522 00:37:08,642 --> 00:37:11,942 The trouble is that everyone in this town seems to consider it inevitable... 523 00:37:12,049 --> 00:37:16,145 that Reb Randall not only will, but should kill the man who shot his brother. 524 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,281 Why? 525 00:37:17,393 --> 00:37:21,421 In a moment, Judge, you're gonna be hearing all about the Code of the West. 526 00:37:24,574 --> 00:37:27,874 So, if you'll pardon me now, I'll be leaving. I've heard it. 527 00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:33,352 Yes, sir, Judge, the Code of the West... 528 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,825 which says that a man's got to go and kill the man... 529 00:37:35,930 --> 00:37:39,867 which killed his brother, even if he was a no-good polecat like Robin Randall. 530 00:37:39,972 --> 00:37:43,340 Obviously Reb doesn't think his brother was a no-good polecat! 531 00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:44,877 You're right there, lover. 532 00:37:44,982 --> 00:37:47,781 Why, even Reb said no self-respecting polecat... 533 00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:50,186 would have been caught dead with that Robin Randall. 534 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:53,785 You mean Reb is expected to risk his life over a brother he didn't like? 535 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,699 Surely even your barbaric code must take... 536 00:37:57,673 --> 00:38:00,472 Must take extenuating circumstances into account. 537 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:03,605 What difference does it make whether or not Reb liked his brother? 538 00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,551 A code's a code. 539 00:38:05,656 --> 00:38:07,988 You're darn tooting, and you go messing around with it... 540 00:38:08,094 --> 00:38:09,789 the whole thing falls flat on its face. 541 00:38:09,898 --> 00:38:10,956 As if you was to say: 542 00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:13,092 "You shouldn't run away with your neighbor's wife... 543 00:38:13,205 --> 00:38:16,732 "except under extenuating circumstances, such as her husband being out of town." 544 00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:19,042 The Code of the West don't make no provisions... 545 00:38:19,150 --> 00:38:20,879 for no extenuating circumstances. 546 00:38:20,987 --> 00:38:25,515 If you believe in it, you got to live by it, with no ifs, ands, or buts! 547 00:38:25,629 --> 00:38:29,964 That's why Reb Randall's got to go out and kill the man which killed his brother. 548 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:33,401 That reminds me, Billy... 549 00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:36,105 this man who killed your brother is still alive. 550 00:38:36,217 --> 00:38:39,778 As a matter of fact, you did not even bother to find out who he is. 551 00:38:39,892 --> 00:38:41,917 How you account for that? 552 00:38:42,764 --> 00:38:45,961 - Because Billy's a coward. - That's right, I'm a coward. 553 00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:49,506 That's why I've lived to pat so many brave men in the face with a shovel. 554 00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:53,274 - You could be next, Rafael. - What do you mean by that, amigo? 555 00:38:53,618 --> 00:38:56,315 It's just a darn good thing for you that I am a coward... 556 00:38:56,424 --> 00:38:58,188 else I might start talking. 557 00:39:00,232 --> 00:39:02,064 - Buckett. - Yeah? 558 00:39:04,373 --> 00:39:06,034 What did you say? 559 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:09,403 I'm the quietest man you ever heard. Put that thing away. 560 00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:12,851 It's liable to go off and hurt somebody. Here come the girls. 561 00:39:20,572 --> 00:39:24,099 Hiva Pete, hiva Jim howdy Joe, howdy Shim 562 00:39:24,213 --> 00:39:27,376 We know what you've been missing while you've been on the trail 563 00:39:27,486 --> 00:39:30,820 We're mighty glad you're back in town and keeping out of jail 564 00:39:30,927 --> 00:39:33,897 Put the redeye down and drop your gun 565 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,559 We're gonna have a little fun and jt's coming to you 566 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:42,781 Hey, all you roaring cowboys 567 00:39:42,884 --> 00:39:44,579 You got a treat tonight 568 00:39:44,688 --> 00:39:48,522 Red garters on a dancing gir! what a pretty sight 569 00:39:49,497 --> 00:39:53,161 Come on, you busy drinkers and blow away the foam 570 00:39:53,271 --> 00:39:57,504 Red garters on a dancing gir! you'll never see at home 571 00:39:58,348 --> 00:40:01,613 I'm feeling friendly and full of spice 572 00:40:01,722 --> 00:40:05,522 But don't grab the package or touch the merchandise 573 00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:09,191 Hey all you men from Leadville and you from Laramie 574 00:40:09,303 --> 00:40:13,137 Red garters on a dancing gir! got them from Paree 575 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:17,181 Red garters on a dancing gir! are what you came to see 576 00:40:17,286 --> 00:40:20,688 Started off in Yonkers dressed from head to toe 577 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:24,593 Then I dropped my bustle off South of Buffalo 578 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:32,409 Took off a dozen petticoats in Altoona, Penn. 579 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:36,384 It got so hot in Iflinois dropped another ten 580 00:40:36,491 --> 00:40:40,189 In Kansas let my hair down same in foway 581 00:40:40,298 --> 00:40:44,030 Finally got in fighting shape in California 582 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:47,974 And here I wear the minimum Red garters, hooray 583 00:40:48,081 --> 00:40:51,949 And to see the maximum they come from miles away 584 00:40:55,462 --> 00:40:59,330 Hey, you tobacco drummers who said this town is tame 585 00:40:59,436 --> 00:41:03,566 Red garters on a dancing gir! aren't you glad you came? 586 00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:07,845 I've never been to Broadway I just don't fit the part 587 00:41:07,954 --> 00:41:11,754 Red garters on a dancing gir! now that's what I call art 588 00:41:13,331 --> 00:41:16,665 Don't tell the sheriff I'm breaking laws 589 00:41:16,772 --> 00:41:20,936 Because you'll find the sheriff leading the applause 590 00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:26,317 I know your eyes will bug out your chest is gonna heave 591 00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:30,258 I'm gonna toss my garters out snap them on your sleeve 592 00:41:30,365 --> 00:41:32,766 Red garters on a dancing gir! 593 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:36,568 That's the main event of entertainment 594 00:41:36,678 --> 00:41:40,546 Red garters Red garters 595 00:41:40,653 --> 00:41:44,487 Red garters on me 596 00:41:53,105 --> 00:41:55,369 I'll meet you both right after dinner... 597 00:41:55,476 --> 00:41:58,411 and whatever you do, be careful of Calaveras. 598 00:42:00,052 --> 00:42:01,577 We were just talking about you. 599 00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:05,250 - I'd like to talk about you, Jason. - Delighted, sure, my dear. 600 00:42:07,934 --> 00:42:11,598 What was it about me that you wanted to talk to me about, Calaveras? 601 00:42:12,009 --> 00:42:14,706 There's bound to be another killing around here, Jason. 602 00:42:14,815 --> 00:42:16,840 Followed by another barbecue... 603 00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:19,444 with an empty place for the guest of honor. 604 00:42:20,593 --> 00:42:21,617 Well? 605 00:42:21,729 --> 00:42:24,721 I was wondering if this time you intend to do anything about it. 606 00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:26,894 - Why should I? - To please me! 607 00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:30,068 I'm getting sick and tired of barbecues. 608 00:42:30,379 --> 00:42:33,405 I can't stand the sauce they put on the meat. 609 00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:37,657 What do you want me to do about it? 610 00:42:37,761 --> 00:42:40,662 Simply send word to whoever it was that killed Robin Randall... 611 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,929 to get out of town until this thing blows over. 612 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:46,030 If I did that I'd be knuckling under to that pompous windbag... 613 00:42:46,144 --> 00:42:47,475 of a judge from Boston. 614 00:42:47,581 --> 00:42:50,607 In addition to which, you'd be mighty unpopular with your constituents... 615 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,620 if you interfered with their precious right... 616 00:42:52,724 --> 00:42:55,216 to murder one another whenever things get dull around here. 617 00:42:55,329 --> 00:42:56,728 Isn't that correct? 618 00:42:56,832 --> 00:42:58,493 According to the Code... 619 00:42:58,603 --> 00:43:00,970 when one man kills another in an affair of honor... 620 00:43:01,074 --> 00:43:02,405 it's not murder. 621 00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:06,777 That, Jason, would be small consolation to a lonely widow on a cold night. 622 00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,876 Now, Calaveras. 623 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,054 Shouldn't T leave until you've finished dressing? 624 00:43:13,164 --> 00:43:14,359 Why, for heaven's sake? 625 00:43:14,468 --> 00:43:16,402 Somebody might come in and find us like this. 626 00:43:16,505 --> 00:43:19,338 If it'll make you feel at home, just put your hat back on. 627 00:43:19,444 --> 00:43:21,105 I was only thinking of your reputation. 628 00:43:21,214 --> 00:43:24,650 What are you thinking of when you're horsing around with the Dorgan sisters... 629 00:43:24,755 --> 00:43:25,813 in full view of the public? 630 00:43:25,923 --> 00:43:29,416 Now, Calaveras, you know they don't mean anything. 631 00:43:29,531 --> 00:43:31,363 - They're just merely-- - Yes, I know. 632 00:43:31,468 --> 00:43:32,958 Bless their dear little hearts. 633 00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:34,800 Whereas you're a lady. 634 00:43:34,908 --> 00:43:37,969 You know darn good and well I earn my living by singing in a saloon. 635 00:43:38,081 --> 00:43:39,173 Yes, but-- 636 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,615 You know that every man who buys champagne for me... 637 00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:44,919 expects more for his investment than was ever trampled out of a grape. 638 00:43:45,028 --> 00:43:45,995 But, Calaveras-- 639 00:43:46,097 --> 00:43:48,657 Does the mere fact that I disappoint them make me a lady? 640 00:43:48,769 --> 00:43:50,362 - Yes. - Why? 641 00:43:50,673 --> 00:43:52,641 Because I love you, that's why. 642 00:43:53,713 --> 00:43:56,205 So your love for me makes me a lady, does it? 643 00:43:56,819 --> 00:43:59,720 - I wish I could do as much for you. - What do you mean by that? 644 00:43:59,825 --> 00:44:02,624 Look, Jason, I asked you for a favor a little while ago. 645 00:44:02,731 --> 00:44:04,358 Are you willing to make a stab at it? 646 00:44:04,468 --> 00:44:07,836 - Calaveras, that's asking too much. - Goodbye, Jason. 647 00:44:07,941 --> 00:44:10,535 You might at least give me a chance to think it over. 648 00:44:10,646 --> 00:44:12,637 When you've reached a decision, come back. 649 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,742 I told you I love you. What more do you want? 650 00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,983 - Goodbye, Jason. - I'm gonna... 651 00:44:18,429 --> 00:44:19,396 So long! 652 00:44:30,185 --> 00:44:34,053 - Hey, what'd you do to Jason, duck? - I caught him with his hat off. 653 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,528 Sometimes you treat that man shameful. Why? 654 00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:41,070 Because of six innocent kids who deserve to grow up in a decent town... 655 00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:43,040 and be proud of their father. 656 00:44:43,612 --> 00:44:47,981 - Which six kids? - Mine and Jason's, of course. 657 00:44:49,256 --> 00:44:52,226 - Well, well, well. - And don't ask me their names. 658 00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:54,765 The poor little devils haven't even been born vet. 659 00:44:54,868 --> 00:44:57,929 And the way things look, I don't think they ever will be. 660 00:44:58,041 --> 00:45:00,169 Well, well, well, well, well! 661 00:45:01,047 --> 00:45:02,014 Well! 662 00:45:28,636 --> 00:45:31,196 What kind of holiday falls on July 13? 663 00:45:31,308 --> 00:45:34,608 It's the anniversary of the one and only battle ever fought in Limbo County. 664 00:45:34,714 --> 00:45:37,706 - Who fought it? - White men and Indians, who else? 665 00:45:37,887 --> 00:45:40,288 - Who won? - Who won? 666 00:45:40,426 --> 00:45:44,590 Well, I ain't bragging, but that battle set the palefaces back 10 years. 667 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:47,966 And my grandmother's got a trunk full of scalps to prove it. 668 00:45:48,074 --> 00:45:51,874 Around here, we'd celebrate the anniversary of a smallpox epidemic... 669 00:45:51,982 --> 00:45:53,780 just for an excuse to dance. 670 00:45:53,886 --> 00:45:55,854 Who's going to dance with whom? 671 00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:59,322 It seems to me this town's been deserted for a whole week. 672 00:45:59,431 --> 00:46:01,331 It seems that way to me, too. 673 00:46:01,668 --> 00:46:05,935 I don't know. I haven't noticed any startling decrease in the population... 674 00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:09,741 excepting for the absence of Reb Randall and Rafael Moreno. 675 00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:18,356 A girl should never plan On hitching with a man 676 00:46:18,636 --> 00:46:21,128 Who's used to roaming near and far 677 00:46:22,977 --> 00:46:27,244 I'm just not worthy of The gal I'd like to Jove 678 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:30,652 Of course there ain't no men who are 679 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,320 With a whoop and a holler And a dime and a dollar 680 00:46:33,432 --> 00:46:35,298 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 681 00:46:35,536 --> 00:46:37,664 Wherever I go I guess you know 682 00:46:37,774 --> 00:46:39,435 I tip my hat to none 683 00:46:39,544 --> 00:46:42,138 With a whoop and a holler And a dime and a dollar 684 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,218 I'm a Jucky son of a gun 685 00:46:44,621 --> 00:46:48,455 I tip my hat 686 00:46:48,962 --> 00:46:53,195 to one 687 00:46:55,943 --> 00:47:00,574 Greetings, my lovely ones. As you observe, we have returned. 688 00:47:00,686 --> 00:47:03,246 We were not by any chance missed, were we? 689 00:47:03,459 --> 00:47:06,224 You weren't missed, and for my part, it wasn't by any chance. 690 00:47:06,331 --> 00:47:07,992 I didn't miss you on purpose. 691 00:47:08,101 --> 00:47:11,594 How can anyone miss anybody when nobody said goodbye to anybody? 692 00:47:11,942 --> 00:47:14,343 Well, we kind of left on the spur of the moment. 693 00:47:14,447 --> 00:47:16,541 What were you looking for, a bank to rob? 694 00:47:16,651 --> 00:47:20,383 Reb was looking for this person who so carelessly killed his brother. 695 00:47:20,593 --> 00:47:23,688 I went along to see that he did not shoot the wrong man. 696 00:47:23,866 --> 00:47:25,527 Our search was a failure. 697 00:47:25,803 --> 00:47:30,104 But we are not discouraged. This person might be at the big dance. 698 00:47:30,513 --> 00:47:32,880 You ladies, I hope, plan to attend this dance? 699 00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:35,919 Don't look at me. I didn't kill Reb's brother. 700 00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:49,448 Where are you off to, Susana? 701 00:47:49,551 --> 00:47:53,454 - I was just going to get ready for the dance. - Susana, [ forbid it. 702 00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:56,688 You can't keep Susana away from certain persons all her life. 703 00:47:56,798 --> 00:47:58,892 Especially if she's been crying her heart out... 704 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:01,130 over a certain one of them every night this week. 705 00:48:01,241 --> 00:48:02,436 Is this true? 706 00:48:02,543 --> 00:48:05,444 All T can say is that every time I look at him... 707 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,745 I know that the most I ever want out of life... 708 00:48:07,854 --> 00:48:11,381 is to cook his meals and wash his clothes... 709 00:48:11,494 --> 00:48:14,429 and mend his socks and scrub his back... 710 00:48:14,534 --> 00:48:16,195 for as long as he lives. 711 00:48:16,304 --> 00:48:19,604 - Susana, you mean... - Yup! 712 00:48:22,683 --> 00:48:25,084 Oh, I wish I could have said that. 713 00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:30,754 - Susana, go ahead to the dance. - No, she don't. 714 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,927 If Jason insists on butting in, let him scrub Reb Randall's back. 715 00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,473 - Thank you. - Don't you dare. 716 00:48:35,576 --> 00:48:36,600 Go on, Susana. 717 00:48:36,711 --> 00:48:39,112 I don't like this, Calaveras. I don't like it at all. 718 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,878 Look, if we're gonna have a battle... 719 00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:43,921 let's fight over something more important than who scrubs whose back. 720 00:48:44,026 --> 00:48:46,085 - Such as what? - Such as barbecues. 721 00:48:46,197 --> 00:48:47,596 You're gonna start that again? 722 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,397 You told me you were going to think a certain matter over. 723 00:48:50,506 --> 00:48:52,838 Reb hasn't found out who killed his brother yet. 724 00:48:52,944 --> 00:48:55,311 What are you gonna do when he does find out? 725 00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:57,077 Well, you know the Code. 726 00:48:57,353 --> 00:48:59,651 You know how long a reformer would last around here. 727 00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:02,351 - That doesn't answer my question. - Now, you see here, Calaveras. 728 00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:03,555 The mere fact that I love you... 729 00:49:03,665 --> 00:49:06,327 doesn't give you the right to interfere in how I run this town. 730 00:49:06,438 --> 00:49:07,769 Mind my own business, is that it? 731 00:49:07,873 --> 00:49:09,341 Well, I... 732 00:49:10,412 --> 00:49:13,973 I don't think my pants would look very attractive on you, my love. 733 00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:17,423 On you, they don't look so good either, my love. 734 00:49:17,526 --> 00:49:18,823 We both can't wear them. 735 00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:22,126 I wouldn't be caught dead in them, which may happen to you any day. 736 00:49:22,236 --> 00:49:23,761 I'd rather be caught dead in them... 737 00:49:23,872 --> 00:49:27,001 than to have people say I've traded them for a petticoat! 738 00:49:35,496 --> 00:49:39,729 I know he's filled with good intentions 739 00:49:42,008 --> 00:49:46,468 But he only makes me sad 740 00:49:47,987 --> 00:49:50,786 He's always wrong 741 00:49:51,394 --> 00:49:54,386 with good intentions 742 00:49:55,102 --> 00:49:59,699 They might just as well be bad 743 00:50:01,047 --> 00:50:05,609 I swear that he'll never get me down 744 00:50:05,722 --> 00:50:09,989 I keep my spirits high 745 00:50:11,201 --> 00:50:13,670 Then all at once 746 00:50:14,006 --> 00:50:17,601 he'll let me down 747 00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:20,743 And 7 wonder 748 00:50:20,886 --> 00:50:23,912 "Why try?” 749 00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:30,833 I get so tired of good intentions 750 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,683 And I say I'll et him go 751 00:50:50,879 --> 00:50:54,941 But 7 752 00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:58,256 Love him so! 753 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:30,664 Vaguero, be careful here 754 00:52:30,768 --> 00:52:32,759 She's waiting here 755 00:52:32,873 --> 00:52:38,539 To kiss you and crush you, Vaguero 756 00:52:38,650 --> 00:52:40,414 Take care 757 00:52:40,889 --> 00:52:46,293 Vaguero, her flashing eyes Will hypnotize 758 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,434 And claim you Enflame you 759 00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:54,444 Vaguero, take care 760 00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:26,096 You barbarian! 761 00:54:38,323 --> 00:54:42,885 My cousin, I see you've recovered my hat which [ have so carelessly lost. 762 00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:44,531 Where did you lose it, Rafael? 763 00:54:44,636 --> 00:54:48,937 I remember distinctly. It was on the road to Whiskey Flats. 764 00:54:49,045 --> 00:54:51,173 On the night my brother was killed? 765 00:54:51,316 --> 00:54:54,308 I shall never forget the night your brother was killed. 766 00:54:54,489 --> 00:54:56,685 I was at a dance in Jimtown. 767 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:59,229 Then, if you were at a dance in Jimtown that night-- 768 00:54:59,332 --> 00:55:01,824 In Jimtown I danced with Chiquita... 769 00:55:01,937 --> 00:55:04,907 Marquita, Anita, Conchita... 770 00:55:05,644 --> 00:55:09,672 and a large woman by the name of Bertha Baumstetter. 771 00:55:10,889 --> 00:55:12,118 Some dancing. 772 00:55:12,391 --> 00:55:14,257 Oh, I drank, ves. 773 00:55:14,362 --> 00:55:19,095 I drank mescal, tequila, rum, gin, beer, redeye. 774 00:55:19,339 --> 00:55:20,738 Some drinking. 775 00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:23,643 And then I started home. 776 00:55:24,248 --> 00:55:27,479 I did not walk. No. I floated. 777 00:55:28,023 --> 00:55:30,993 - I know what you mean. - I sang songs. I danced. 778 00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:34,560 But there was only one thing missing to keep me happy... 779 00:55:35,003 --> 00:55:39,497 -and that was a good, rousing fight. - I can understand that. 780 00:55:40,547 --> 00:55:43,676 Then I met this man... 781 00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:46,257 who, unfortunately, was your brother. 782 00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:50,895 And then? 783 00:55:51,403 --> 00:55:54,464 Then I kindly offered to remove his gall bladder... 784 00:55:54,575 --> 00:55:57,567 at absolutely no expense to himself and he refused. 785 00:55:57,682 --> 00:56:01,380 I volunteered to break both his arms and his legs... 786 00:56:01,489 --> 00:56:03,583 with just my bare hands. 787 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,860 He was not interested. 788 00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:08,993 So you started the fight, Rafael? 789 00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:15,946 I turned to leave. There was a shot. 790 00:56:19,392 --> 00:56:20,917 My hat flew off. 791 00:56:22,198 --> 00:56:25,133 And after that, we both shoot many times. 792 00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:27,871 When it was all over... 793 00:56:29,378 --> 00:56:32,404 your brother Robin was no longer alive. 794 00:56:33,754 --> 00:56:37,554 Golly, Rafael, why did you go and make a fool out of me... 795 00:56:37,662 --> 00:56:40,324 by pretending to help me find the man that killed Robin? 796 00:56:40,434 --> 00:56:44,234 I did not wish you to learn something that might force me to kill you. 797 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:50,808 But, now, what must be will be. 798 00:56:51,690 --> 00:56:54,591 I'm sure enough sorry to have to do this, Rafael. 799 00:56:55,163 --> 00:56:58,929 - I kind of like you. - Don't apologize, amigo. It's your funeral. 800 00:56:59,405 --> 00:57:02,397 How do you want this fight, Western or Southern style? 801 00:57:02,679 --> 00:57:05,341 Seeing there's so many ladies present... 802 00:57:06,386 --> 00:57:09,447 I think it might be more fitting if you fought Southern. 803 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,651 Jason! 804 00:57:11,563 --> 00:57:13,088 Back to back and 10 paces. 805 00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:16,066 Let's make it five, it's getting a little late, men. 806 00:57:22,986 --> 00:57:24,647 What are they going to do? 807 00:57:24,756 --> 00:57:27,623 He's going to kill the man which killed his brother. 808 00:57:27,729 --> 00:57:29,754 - You mean... - Yup. 809 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:39,177 Now, you both know the rules as laid down by the Limbo County Dueling Commission. 810 00:57:39,285 --> 00:57:41,617 - Yeah. - Okay, back to back. 811 00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,818 And on the count of five, turn and fire. 812 00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,123 - Ready? - Ready. 813 00:57:45,565 --> 00:57:46,999 One. 814 00:57:47,836 --> 00:57:48,962 Two. 815 00:57:49,706 --> 00:57:50,832 Three. 816 00:57:50,942 --> 00:57:54,207 - Time's running out, Jason. - You keep out of this. You, too. 817 00:57:54,315 --> 00:57:55,476 Four. 818 00:57:57,121 --> 00:57:58,520 - Five! - Stop! 819 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:03,628 Jason, are you gonna let one of these idiots kill the man Susana loves? 820 00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:04,724 What? 821 00:58:36,669 --> 00:58:39,366 Hang on to your pants, Jason. They're slipping. 822 00:58:41,378 --> 00:58:44,939 If [ hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it! 823 00:58:46,121 --> 00:58:48,522 Jason, what's happened to the Code of the West? 824 00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:49,821 Don't ask me. 825 00:58:49,962 --> 00:58:52,727 I'm having enough trouble hanging on to my pants. 826 00:58:56,041 --> 00:59:00,239 This can't be! This just can't be! 827 00:59:00,851 --> 00:59:03,081 If you let Reb and Rafael get away with this... 828 00:59:03,188 --> 00:59:06,089 you'll live to see the day, when there won't be anybody left... 829 00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:09,255 manly enough to shoot even a sheriff. 830 00:59:09,769 --> 00:59:13,763 Are you gonna stand still for this insult to the honor of Limbo County? 831 00:59:13,877 --> 00:59:16,471 - No! - All right, then. Come on! 832 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,152 - Howdy, Rafael. - Buenos noches. 833 00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:28,600 I'm sure enough glad I didn't have to kill you this afternoon. 834 00:59:28,706 --> 00:59:31,732 On the contrary, amigo, it's I who am overjoyed... 835 00:59:31,846 --> 00:59:34,577 because I was able to spare your life. 836 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,292 Ain't you two afraid to be out alone at night... 837 00:59:39,394 --> 00:59:41,328 without no woman to protect you? 838 00:59:41,432 --> 00:59:44,732 Yes. How would you two lovie-dovies like to hide behind my skirts? 839 00:59:44,839 --> 00:59:45,829 Oh, there you are! 840 00:59:45,941 --> 00:59:49,309 It's a good thing I found you two before it's too late. 841 00:59:49,415 --> 00:59:50,439 Too late for what? 842 00:59:50,550 --> 00:59:53,144 To save the honor of Limbo County, that's what! 843 00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:55,019 Why, if word of this ever gets out... 844 00:59:55,126 --> 00:59:58,187 Limbo County's gonna be the laughing-stock of the whole West! 845 00:59:58,298 --> 01:00:00,460 And everybody's gonna blame you, Rafael. 846 01:00:00,570 --> 01:00:05,132 Reb here's an outsider, but you, you're a hometown boy. 847 01:00:05,246 --> 01:00:07,874 Wait a minute. It's not his fault I didn't shoot him. 848 01:00:07,985 --> 01:00:10,784 I couldn't bring myself to kill the man Susana loves. 849 01:00:10,891 --> 01:00:12,222 What is this? What makes-- 850 01:00:12,326 --> 01:00:14,454 What makes you think Susana's gonna be happy... 851 01:00:14,565 --> 01:00:17,125 when everybody finds out she's in love with a coward? 852 01:00:17,236 --> 01:00:20,103 Why, don't you realize if you two don't come to your senses... 853 01:00:20,209 --> 01:00:23,338 you'll be the first men in the history of Limbo County... 854 01:00:23,449 --> 01:00:26,384 to ever violate the Code of the West? 855 01:00:44,925 --> 01:00:46,689 I had a guy 856 01:00:47,764 --> 01:00:50,199 He took a train 857 01:00:51,004 --> 01:00:53,268 Why did he go? 858 01:00:54,177 --> 01:00:56,703 Who can explain? 859 01:00:57,183 --> 01:01:00,847 It was a great Jove story 860 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:05,318 Now, it's just bad news 861 01:01:09,441 --> 01:01:11,842 Thought he was fair 862 01:01:12,648 --> 01:01:15,583 Thought he was kind 863 01:01:15,687 --> 01:01:18,588 Funny how life 864 01:01:18,893 --> 01:01:21,658 Changes your mind 865 01:01:22,033 --> 01:01:25,970 It was a great Jove story 866 01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:30,844 Now it's just bad news 867 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:38,559 He was my one and only 868 01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:41,658 Now I'm Lady Lonely 869 01:01:41,772 --> 01:01:46,232 Wondering will he return? 870 01:01:47,818 --> 01:01:51,049 My heart is aching 871 01:01:51,157 --> 01:01:54,320 Here's the point I'm making 872 01:01:54,431 --> 01:01:59,392 Women don't Women won't learn 873 01:01:59,775 --> 01:02:02,142 Tried to do right 874 01:02:03,048 --> 01:02:05,540 Guess I did wrong 875 01:02:06,221 --> 01:02:11,455 Now every night Lingers too long 876 01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:16,469 Yes, it was some Jove story 877 01:02:17,176 --> 01:02:21,670 Now it's just bad news 878 01:02:21,952 --> 01:02:25,616 Sing that part again, sister. That's where it hurts. 879 01:02:25,727 --> 01:02:29,163 It was a great Jove story 880 01:02:31,272 --> 01:02:34,640 Now jt's just bad news! 881 01:03:00,095 --> 01:03:01,256 I got news! 882 01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:03,959 How many times have [ told you not to interrupt the show? 883 01:03:04,070 --> 01:03:05,469 - But, you don't understand-- - Boys! 884 01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:07,541 Tomorrow morning at 10:00. Thank you, fellows. 885 01:03:07,644 --> 01:03:11,012 Things are gonna happen around here. You're gonna be sorry... 886 01:04:31,478 --> 01:04:34,243 - Now, what's this all-fired news you got? - The fight's on again! 887 01:04:34,351 --> 01:04:35,978 Reb and Rafael are gonna shoot it out. 888 01:04:36,087 --> 01:04:37,077 - What? - Yep! 889 01:04:37,190 --> 01:04:38,624 Hold it, everyone! 890 01:04:38,826 --> 01:04:41,056 - The big shooting match is on again. - What? 891 01:04:41,165 --> 01:04:43,634 Yep, tomorrow morning, 10:00. Main Street. 892 01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:05,509 A brave man 893 01:05:05,613 --> 01:05:10,050 Will die in the morning 894 01:05:10,757 --> 01:05:16,093 being true to his Code 895 01:05:17,537 --> 01:05:21,303 Two men will fire 896 01:05:21,745 --> 01:05:25,807 At a given warning 897 01:05:26,155 --> 01:05:29,056 One will return 898 01:05:29,161 --> 01:05:32,620 down the road 899 01:05:33,636 --> 01:05:37,630 Goodbye, Jane 900 01:05:37,744 --> 01:05:42,181 Goodbye, Joe 901 01:05:42,754 --> 01:05:46,452 One will return down the road 902 01:05:54,444 --> 01:05:58,312 One man 903 01:05:58,419 --> 01:06:02,117 Is kind of a stranger 904 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,855 One a man we all trust 905 01:06:09,107 --> 01:06:12,805 They're both too proud 906 01:06:12,914 --> 01:06:17,351 To retreat from danger 907 01:06:17,523 --> 01:06:20,959 Soon one will lie in the dust 908 01:06:23,702 --> 01:06:27,400 Goodbye, Jane 909 01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:31,877 Goodbye, Joe 910 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,847 Soon one will lie in the dust 911 01:06:43,008 --> 01:06:46,967 They don't claim 912 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:51,042 To hate one another 913 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:56,593 But they're caught in the web 914 01:06:57,837 --> 01:07:01,535 Sometimes a man 915 01:07:01,678 --> 01:07:06,013 Has to fight his brother 916 01:07:06,254 --> 01:07:11,454 Pity Rafael and poor Reb 917 01:07:12,266 --> 01:07:15,861 Goodbye, Jane 918 01:07:15,974 --> 01:07:20,172 Goodbye, Joe 919 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,879 Pity Rafael and poor Reb 920 01:07:31,371 --> 01:07:35,365 A man must be 921 01:07:35,479 --> 01:07:39,382 True to his honor 922 01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:45,090 Or be scorned by the crowd 923 01:07:46,468 --> 01:07:50,166 And though we know 924 01:07:50,276 --> 01:07:54,679 One will be a goner 925 01:07:54,884 --> 01:07:58,514 He'll meet his maker unbowed 926 01:08:00,830 --> 01:08:04,460 Goodbye, Jane 927 01:08:04,571 --> 01:08:08,735 Goodbye, Joe 928 01:08:09,380 --> 01:08:12,975 He'll meet his maker unbowed 929 01:08:19,969 --> 01:08:23,769 It's easy 930 01:08:23,876 --> 01:08:27,904 to live as a coward 931 01:08:28,852 --> 01:08:33,619 Some may say this is best 932 01:08:34,831 --> 01:08:38,665 Your heroes die 933 01:08:38,772 --> 01:08:42,902 Just as life has flowered 934 01:08:43,115 --> 01:08:46,779 That is the Code of the West 935 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,790 Goodbye, Jane 936 01:08:52,901 --> 01:08:57,202 Goodbye, Joe 937 01:08:57,777 --> 01:09:01,372 That is the Code of the West 938 01:09:05,326 --> 01:09:08,762 That is the Code of the West 939 01:09:18,198 --> 01:09:21,190 Hey, duck, who do you suppose is gonna win that fight tomorrow? 940 01:09:21,304 --> 01:09:23,705 - You think Reb's a good bet at one to two? - Why? 941 01:09:23,809 --> 01:09:25,971 "Cause I'm trying to trap myself a fast buck... 942 01:09:26,081 --> 01:09:28,413 and I don't mean no male Indian, neither. 943 01:09:28,518 --> 01:09:29,576 Minnie. 944 01:09:29,754 --> 01:09:32,780 Don't tell me you'd try to make money that way. 945 01:09:34,430 --> 01:09:35,693 I guess not. 946 01:09:36,101 --> 01:09:40,561 If I did, I wouldn't be able to look myself in the face when I shave in the morning. 947 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,943 Well, it was a temptation. 948 01:09:43,315 --> 01:09:45,613 You're no different than a lot of the others. 949 01:09:45,719 --> 01:09:47,847 They all think murder's a spectator sport. 950 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:50,825 Their idea of good, clean fun is to stand on the sidewalk... 951 01:09:50,930 --> 01:09:54,059 and watch somebody get killed. Even the little kids. 952 01:09:54,170 --> 01:09:56,662 It keeps them out of pool halls. 953 01:09:57,009 --> 01:10:01,242 I'd like to teach them all a lesson. I'd like to take each one of them, and... 954 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:06,550 Reb! 955 01:10:07,429 --> 01:10:11,388 Is it true, Reb, what I just heard, that you're going to fight Rafael after all? 956 01:10:11,504 --> 01:10:13,700 Everybody seems to think I am. 957 01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,345 Everybody's kind of planning on it. 958 01:10:17,449 --> 01:10:21,044 - But you're not going to do it, are you? - I thought I was. 959 01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:26,495 But, now that I look at you, I guess I'll just slip out of town tonight. 960 01:10:26,601 --> 01:10:29,502 - Why? - I don't care what they say, Susana. 961 01:10:29,607 --> 01:10:32,133 I'm just not gonna stay here and shoot the man you love. 962 01:10:32,246 --> 01:10:35,181 If that Rafael doesn't treat you right, you just let me know. 963 01:10:35,285 --> 01:10:37,754 I'll come back and kill him a whole lot. Goodbye. 964 01:10:37,857 --> 01:10:42,385 Oh, Reb, how could you be so dumb, stupid, blind? 965 01:10:42,566 --> 01:10:44,796 - It's you I love. - Yeah, I know that. 966 01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:48,239 But I wasn't in any danger this afternoon. It was... 967 01:10:49,447 --> 01:10:51,040 What did you say? 968 01:10:51,517 --> 01:10:54,077 It's me you love, not Rafael? 969 01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:57,251 Of course, my vain, arrogant darling. 970 01:11:00,068 --> 01:11:02,833 I'd never have believed it in a million years. 971 01:11:03,608 --> 01:11:04,871 Susanal 972 01:11:08,518 --> 01:11:10,816 Meet a happy guy 973 01:11:11,291 --> 01:11:14,124 Simple words sweetly said 974 01:11:14,230 --> 01:11:17,131 Filled my heart and turned my head 975 01:11:17,236 --> 01:11:21,036 Now I know that you're in love with me, dear 976 01:11:22,914 --> 01:11:25,281 Meet a happy guy 977 01:11:25,787 --> 01:11:30,190 Here you are, by my side We'll be living high and wide 978 01:11:31,832 --> 01:11:35,735 Now I know how happy we can be, dear 979 01:11:36,607 --> 01:11:40,805 Oh, what you do to me It's all so new to me 980 01:11:43,254 --> 01:11:46,349 You're so ideal, so divine 981 01:11:46,895 --> 01:11:49,796 Just a walking valentine 982 01:11:49,901 --> 01:11:51,926 Meet a happy guy 983 01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:55,776 Got my way, got my Jove 984 01:11:56,047 --> 01:11:58,641 And I'l tell you what, my Jove 985 01:11:58,753 --> 01:12:03,190 Your sweet touch has made me such a happy 986 01:12:03,395 --> 01:12:06,854 Happy guy 987 01:12:07,871 --> 01:12:10,738 Lucky me, loving you 988 01:12:10,843 --> 01:12:14,643 Knowing that you fove me, too 989 01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:18,854 Your sweet touch has made me such 990 01:12:20,495 --> 01:12:23,624 a happy, happy guy! 991 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:03,007 Susana. 992 01:13:04,149 --> 01:13:08,518 Boy, I'm a whole heap glad I don't have to run out on that fight with Rafael tomorrow. 993 01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:11,891 Oh, no, Reb, you can't mean that you still intend to-- 994 01:13:11,999 --> 01:13:16,800 But, Susana, now that you don't love Rafael, I haven't got any reason not to fight him. 995 01:13:17,142 --> 01:13:19,372 You mean you won't love me any more? 996 01:13:20,282 --> 01:13:23,115 I'll always love you, no matter what you do, Reb. 997 01:13:23,221 --> 01:13:24,711 But if you go through with this... 998 01:13:24,824 --> 01:13:27,486 I'll never have anything to do with you as long as [ live. 999 01:13:27,597 --> 01:13:28,792 Susana. 1000 01:13:30,135 --> 01:13:31,261 Oh, it's you. 1001 01:13:31,370 --> 01:13:34,135 Look, Reb, you've been bad news ever since you came to town. 1002 01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:36,211 Come on, I want to talk to you. 1003 01:13:41,324 --> 01:13:44,055 I hope Reb shoots you, not fatally, but painfully. 1004 01:13:44,163 --> 01:13:45,892 Would you really want me to be shot? 1005 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,867 If you don't believe me, give me your gun and start running. 1006 01:13:48,973 --> 01:13:53,206 Sheila, such hatred can only be born of a more tender emotion. 1007 01:13:53,314 --> 01:13:56,944 Tender? There's nothing tender about my feeling for you, Rafael. 1008 01:13:57,055 --> 01:14:01,686 It's a feeling that if I said it out loud, it could get me banned from Boston for life. 1009 01:14:19,366 --> 01:14:21,630 Now, I know what's the matter with me. 1010 01:14:22,472 --> 01:14:23,803 I've found love. 1011 01:14:28,017 --> 01:14:31,317 Love js greater than I thought 1012 01:14:31,525 --> 01:14:34,392 It's amazing how I fought 1013 01:14:34,496 --> 01:14:37,989 I would Jaugh at Jove Scoff at love 1014 01:14:38,237 --> 01:14:40,535 Just too smart to be caught 1015 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:43,780 I was mad to take the chance 1016 01:14:44,016 --> 01:14:47,179 Of a life with no romance 1017 01:14:47,322 --> 01:14:50,348 Nearly missed the boat And I guote 1018 01:14:50,495 --> 01:14:53,795 This is greater than I thought 1019 01:14:53,902 --> 01:14:56,997 Love js such a will-o'-the-wisp 1020 01:14:57,109 --> 01:14:59,305 Never stays in one spot 1021 01:15:00,081 --> 01:15:03,483 So if you want the thrill-o™-the-wisp 1022 01:15:03,589 --> 01:15:06,456 Grab it while it's hot 1023 01:15:06,561 --> 01:15:09,326 It was closer than I thought 1024 01:15:09,534 --> 01:15:12,504 And my "No sir” nearly brought 1025 01:15:12,607 --> 01:15:15,838 Years of bitter ache What a break 1026 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,311 I did not make that big mistake 1027 01:15:19,419 --> 01:15:23,447 Oh, lover, this is greater than I thought 1028 01:15:31,177 --> 01:15:34,306 I was colder than snow 1029 01:15:36,822 --> 01:15:41,020 Fasy 20 below 1030 01:15:42,365 --> 01:15:46,324 Lady Eskimo 1031 01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:58,054 I was certainly blah 1032 01:15:58,765 --> 01:16:03,532 Looked at Jove as bourgeois 1033 01:16:04,343 --> 01:16:08,439 From my lofty plateau 1034 01:16:08,619 --> 01:16:11,520 Days tumbled by pell-mell 1035 01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:15,994 And nothing sang in my heart 1036 01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:19,864 Then I was saved by the bell 1037 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:25,470 You rang in my heart 1038 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:30,421 Now I know that Love js such a will-o'-the-wisp 1039 01:16:32,032 --> 01:16:34,194 Never stays in one spot 1040 01:16:34,837 --> 01:16:37,932 So if you want the thrill-o™-the wisp 1041 01:16:38,445 --> 01:16:41,380 Grab it while it's hot 1042 01:16:41,518 --> 01:16:43,987 It was closer than I thought 1043 01:16:44,089 --> 01:16:47,115 And my "No sir” nearly brought 1044 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:50,493 Years of bitter ache What a break 1045 01:16:50,602 --> 01:16:53,594 I did not make that big mistake 1046 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:57,577 Oh, lover, it was later than I thought 1047 01:16:57,717 --> 01:17:00,914 And Jove s greater than I thought 1048 01:17:01,056 --> 01:17:05,254 Yes, it's greater than I thought! 1049 01:17:25,706 --> 01:17:27,401 You inspire me. 1050 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:31,907 - Tomorrow I will shoot like an angel. - Oh, no! 1051 01:17:32,318 --> 01:17:35,811 - You're not going through with the fight. - What would you have me do? 1052 01:17:35,926 --> 01:17:38,759 Once a man starts to run, he must keep on running... 1053 01:17:38,899 --> 01:17:42,858 and always public opinion on a fast horse is breathing down his neck. 1054 01:17:42,973 --> 01:17:46,466 Something worse is going to be breathing down your neck, my fantastic darling. 1055 01:17:46,581 --> 01:17:48,709 - What is that, my love? - The militia, that's what! 1056 01:17:48,819 --> 01:17:51,584 I'm going to have my uncle telegraph for them right away. 1057 01:17:51,691 --> 01:17:55,218 She doesn't know that the militia never arrived in time to stop a fight... 1058 01:17:55,332 --> 01:17:56,424 in all its history. 1059 01:17:56,534 --> 01:17:59,265 But they always arrive in time to arrest the winner. 1060 01:17:59,373 --> 01:18:01,239 What's a few days in the calaboose? 1061 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:05,542 Just long enough for a Boston girl to decide she doesn't want to nest with a jailbird. 1062 01:18:05,652 --> 01:18:08,019 You come with me, I want to talk to you. 1063 01:18:14,727 --> 01:18:16,161 Hey, Ginger, I got a great idea. 1064 01:18:16,263 --> 01:18:19,233 Let's rope off the street here and charge these outsiders admission. 1065 01:18:19,336 --> 01:18:20,565 I should say not. 1066 01:18:20,672 --> 01:18:24,302 This here fight's just as much a natural resource as Niagara Falls. 1067 01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:26,211 It belongs to all the people. 1068 01:18:26,317 --> 01:18:29,082 Hey, Buckett, you're so interested in barbecues... 1069 01:18:29,189 --> 01:18:32,921 how come you ain't never done nothing to promote a little excitement around here... 1070 01:18:33,030 --> 01:18:35,465 such as finding out who killed your brother? 1071 01:18:35,569 --> 01:18:39,005 Well, it's like everybody says, I'm a coward, I am. 1072 01:18:40,579 --> 01:18:44,709 Make way, I say. Make way! I shall not tolerate mob rule! 1073 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:46,413 I shall have you all arrested. 1074 01:18:48,661 --> 01:18:49,992 What is it, Uncle? 1075 01:18:50,097 --> 01:18:53,931 I've just discovered that the telegram I sent for the militia last night... 1076 01:18:54,038 --> 01:18:58,373 didn't get through, but there still may be time for me personally to summon help. 1077 01:18:58,481 --> 01:19:02,111 - Don't try it, Judge. They're dangerous. - I dare them to stop me. 1078 01:19:02,656 --> 01:19:05,023 I dare you ruffians to stop me! 1079 01:19:07,332 --> 01:19:08,527 Get out! 1080 01:19:21,059 --> 01:19:22,891 What's all this? What's going on? 1081 01:19:22,996 --> 01:19:25,465 You missed all the fun, Jason. What a pity. 1082 01:19:25,568 --> 01:19:28,902 One of your friends just tried to kill Judge Winthrop. Yep. 1083 01:19:29,142 --> 01:19:30,610 He started for the militia. 1084 01:19:30,712 --> 01:19:33,477 Somebody thoughtfully cracked him in the skull with a rock. 1085 01:19:33,584 --> 01:19:36,519 You would have enjoved it. He bled all over the place. Profusely. 1086 01:19:36,624 --> 01:19:38,183 What... Howdy, ma'am. 1087 01:19:38,494 --> 01:19:40,861 Why do you insist I enjoy bloodshed, Calaveras? 1088 01:19:40,966 --> 01:19:43,367 Maybe you haven't admitted it even to yourself. 1089 01:19:43,471 --> 01:19:47,237 But you'd be happy, wouldn't you, if both Reb and Rafael were killed? 1090 01:19:47,446 --> 01:19:48,436 For what? 1091 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,550 Girls. Why should I be? 1092 01:19:53,658 --> 01:19:58,061 Because both of them had the extreme bad taste to beat you to the draw recently. 1093 01:19:58,267 --> 01:20:02,261 - Calaveras, are you calling me a coward? - Not without due deliberation, Jason. 1094 01:20:02,376 --> 01:20:05,004 Maybe you're not afraid of a guy with a gun in his hand... 1095 01:20:05,114 --> 01:20:06,912 but you are afraid of public opinion. 1096 01:20:07,018 --> 01:20:08,747 You are afraid to try to cheat... 1097 01:20:08,855 --> 01:20:11,847 those modern-day Romans of yours out of their holiday. 1098 01:20:12,562 --> 01:20:14,155 You hate me, don't you? 1099 01:20:17,672 --> 01:20:19,299 I'm sorry, Judge. 1100 01:20:26,357 --> 01:20:30,851 Of course [ hate you, you big idiot, but it's only because I love you so much. 1101 01:20:31,434 --> 01:20:33,994 Calaveras, do you really mean that? 1102 01:20:34,105 --> 01:20:37,166 I'm a poor, weak woman. I can't help myself. 1103 01:20:41,187 --> 01:20:43,121 Will you marry me? 1104 01:20:45,962 --> 01:20:49,057 One of these days, when your conscience catches up to you, Jason... 1105 01:20:49,169 --> 01:20:51,934 an understanding wife might come in pretty handy... 1106 01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:54,806 to keep you from cutting your own throat. 1107 01:20:56,750 --> 01:21:00,914 - Calaveras, I asked you will you marry me? - Yes, doggone it! 1108 01:21:01,794 --> 01:21:05,424 Even though I'll hate myself every morning for the rest of my life. 1109 01:21:10,478 --> 01:21:11,707 Thank you. 1110 01:21:14,386 --> 01:21:15,785 Where do you think you're going? 1111 01:21:15,889 --> 01:21:19,086 I'm going for the militia and don't nobody try to stop me. 1112 01:21:28,648 --> 01:21:30,446 Don't nobody try to stop me! 1113 01:21:31,187 --> 01:21:32,746 And you stand still. 1114 01:21:34,058 --> 01:21:35,753 Don't go, Jason. It's too late, anyway. 1115 01:21:35,862 --> 01:21:37,023 - I'll make it this time. - No! 1116 01:21:37,132 --> 01:21:40,261 Let him go, duck. He's doing it for those six kids. 1117 01:21:47,219 --> 01:21:48,983 Ride, Carberry! Ride! 1118 01:21:56,670 --> 01:21:59,731 Tortillas! Tacos! Balloons! 1119 01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:18,298 Time! 1120 01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:42,906 Ready? 1121 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:06,482 If you don't stop this bloody affair, I'll have the militia arrest all of you! 1122 01:24:07,031 --> 01:24:10,865 Judge, go sit down, will you? It's the Code of the West. 1123 01:24:12,608 --> 01:24:13,598 Sorry. 1124 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:28,752 - How could you do it? - But I did not intend to shoot him. 1125 01:25:29,362 --> 01:25:31,456 I love this man like a brother. 1126 01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:33,531 You know what we planned. 1127 01:25:33,971 --> 01:25:37,032 - You planned it. - No, nobody was going to shoot nobody. 1128 01:25:37,144 --> 01:25:40,307 When she told me my friend Reb had decided not to kill me... 1129 01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:42,943 Calaveras and I planned a big joke on these people... 1130 01:25:43,056 --> 01:25:45,286 who were so eager to see a man die. 1131 01:25:45,427 --> 01:25:48,192 - A joke? - Yes, it was supposed to be a joke. 1132 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,201 And the joke was going to be on all of you. 1133 01:25:51,306 --> 01:25:53,934 I wanted to see the disappointed looks on your faces... 1134 01:25:54,045 --> 01:25:57,174 when you realized there wasn't going to be any bloodshed. 1135 01:25:57,685 --> 01:25:59,175 Now the joke's on me. 1136 01:26:00,023 --> 01:26:02,390 The show's over. You can all go home now... 1137 01:26:02,495 --> 01:26:04,862 and feel real proud of yourselves. 1138 01:26:06,536 --> 01:26:07,799 Hold it! 1139 01:26:13,216 --> 01:26:14,775 I said, hold it. 1140 01:26:16,256 --> 01:26:18,520 There won't be any dueling here today. 1141 01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:22,824 You're a little late, Jason. The duel is over and poor Reb is dead. 1142 01:26:29,115 --> 01:26:31,846 - I'm mighty sorry, Calaveras. - Me, too. 1143 01:26:32,956 --> 01:26:34,924 And that's the man that did it! 1144 01:26:35,060 --> 01:26:37,654 And I demand, sir, that you arrest him immediately. 1145 01:26:37,765 --> 01:26:40,132 If you send him to jail, I go, too. 1146 01:26:40,404 --> 01:26:42,771 Niece, drop that man! 1147 01:26:43,210 --> 01:26:45,770 Hey! Wait a minute there, Judge! 1148 01:26:46,316 --> 01:26:48,478 What you all want to go and arrest Rafael for? 1149 01:26:48,587 --> 01:26:51,056 For killing you, of course. Take him away. 1150 01:26:53,163 --> 01:26:55,029 The bullet just creased his forehead. 1151 01:26:55,133 --> 01:26:58,433 Excuse me. This is something which I do not understand. 1152 01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:00,406 I am shooting at my friend this way... 1153 01:27:00,510 --> 01:27:03,502 but the bullet mark on his head, she's going that way. 1154 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,219 My gun, she does not shoot around corners. 1155 01:27:11,633 --> 01:27:14,728 Then the bullet could only have come from one direction. 1156 01:27:22,288 --> 01:27:23,915 All right, Jason, now. 1157 01:27:34,312 --> 01:27:38,078 1 give up! Stop the consarned shooting! 1158 01:27:38,186 --> 01:27:40,211 Buckett! 1159 01:27:40,324 --> 01:27:42,793 Hey! Why'd you try to kill me, Billy? 1160 01:27:42,896 --> 01:27:45,524 'Cause I don't like guys whose brother killed my brother. 1161 01:27:45,634 --> 01:27:48,126 You mean, my brother Robin killed your brother? 1162 01:27:48,239 --> 01:27:52,198 He sure did. One Waldo Buckett by name. 1163 01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:54,578 Yeah. And $2 will get you $4... 1164 01:27:54,685 --> 01:27:57,484 if Billy ain't the polecat which killed Robin! 1165 01:27:57,591 --> 01:28:02,358 Just a moment. This cannot be. I never miss, except on purpose. 1166 01:28:02,468 --> 01:28:05,267 When you're drunk you can't hit the broad side of a buffalo... 1167 01:28:05,374 --> 01:28:07,206 -with a hat full of buckshot. - But, Jason-- 1168 01:28:07,311 --> 01:28:10,645 - Speak up, lover. How did you do it? - You better talk, Billy. 1169 01:28:12,021 --> 01:28:14,718 When two guys is banging away at each other with guns... 1170 01:28:14,826 --> 01:28:18,421 it ain't very hard for a third guy to slip in a shot without being noticed. 1171 01:28:18,533 --> 01:28:20,627 Why, you dirty... 1172 01:28:20,738 --> 01:28:22,900 All right, so it ain't very honorable... 1173 01:28:23,009 --> 01:28:25,706 but us cowards got to do the best we can. 1174 01:28:26,449 --> 01:28:29,475 Do you hear that, Officer? Arrest that man immediately. 1175 01:28:29,588 --> 01:28:32,080 Don't let them do this. They'll take me out and hang me. 1176 01:28:32,194 --> 01:28:34,458 No, you don't. I'm scared to death of being hung! 1177 01:28:34,565 --> 01:28:37,500 Come on and draw, Reb! I'm the guy which killed your brother! 1178 01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:38,765 Why don't you draw? 1179 01:28:38,874 --> 01:28:42,071 No, Billy, law and order's come to Limbo County. 1180 01:28:42,181 --> 01:28:44,912 Come on, now, Reb. You owe this to me. 1181 01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:47,284 Remember, the Code of the West? 1182 01:28:48,694 --> 01:28:51,288 Sorry, Billy, but the Code's not for cowards. 1183 01:28:51,399 --> 01:28:53,493 - But, Reb! - Take him away! 1184 01:28:56,109 --> 01:28:58,168 And you know what to do with him! 1185 01:28:59,014 --> 01:29:01,915 - You mean... - Yup! 1186 01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:05,387 Ki-yi, big doings 1187 01:29:05,494 --> 01:29:08,088 No more killing Got the villain 1188 01:29:08,199 --> 01:29:11,499 Hey, all you roaring cowboys Ain't this a pretty sight? 1189 01:29:11,606 --> 01:29:14,803 Red garters on a dancing gir! We'll have a time tonight 1190 01:29:15,013 --> 01:29:18,142 Ki-yi, big doings 1191 01:29:18,253 --> 01:29:21,621 I never had a gal My horse has been my pal 1192 01:29:21,727 --> 01:29:23,525 And we been raising lots of heck 1193 01:29:23,631 --> 01:29:24,655 Ain't this a Jovely day? 1194 01:29:24,766 --> 01:29:27,758 But now I think I'm ripe And you're the gingham type 1195 01:29:27,872 --> 01:29:30,136 To drop the noose around my neck 1196 01:29:30,243 --> 01:29:34,043 With a dime and a dollar And a whoop and a holler 1197 01:29:34,151 --> 01:29:36,848 You're a Jucky son of a gun 1198 01:29:36,957 --> 01:29:39,824 It was closer than I thought 1199 01:29:39,930 --> 01:29:42,900 And my "No sir” nearly brought 1200 01:29:43,102 --> 01:29:46,436 Years of bitter ache What a break 1201 01:29:46,542 --> 01:29:49,307 I did not make That big mistake 1202 01:29:49,415 --> 01:29:53,409 Oh, Jover, this is greater than I thought 1203 01:29:53,523 --> 01:29:56,288 Ki-yi, big doings 1204 01:29:56,529 --> 01:29:59,555 Ladykiller, that's my way 1205 01:29:59,803 --> 01:30:02,534 Ladykiller, that's what they say 1206 01:30:02,642 --> 01:30:06,101 With a Ki-yi, big doings 1207 01:30:06,215 --> 01:30:08,707 We're a-heading for a wedding 1208 01:30:10,156 --> 01:30:14,184 I'm glad you had those good intentions 1209 01:30:16,068 --> 01:30:20,266 Now I'll never let you go 1210 01:30:20,543 --> 01:30:24,502 I believe in all your good intentions 1211 01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:30,788 'Cause I Jove you so 1212 01:30:35,641 --> 01:30:38,804 Ki-yi, big doings 97588

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