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Hey, want some flax
for your yogurt?

It's rich in omega-3
fatty acids

and it promotes
regularity.

Who are you?

Hey, I'm sorry Andi
broke up with you

because you're the son
of the Devil.

And even though
your dad's evil,

I thought you guys were
a great couple together.

No no, don't be sorry.
I'm not ready to give up yet.

If I keep pushing, working some angles,
using my charm,

I know I can
get her back.

You think that's
the right idea?

Maybe you should give her
a little space for a while.

No, space is the enemy.
I'm not done until we get back together.

Good for you.

Sometimes you gotta look
reality in the face and say no.

Yeah.

Morning, buttheads.

Hey, you guys
seen Kristen around?

I think she's
in the shower.

Really?

I brought
shower coffee.

Sock, what are you doing?

Come on, I've seen your
cash and prizes before.

Get out.
My father will catch us.

Relax. My mom and your dad
moved out. We're good.

They could visit anytime.
This is not acceptable.

What?
Come on.

What are you
so worried about?

My father cannot know
I date my stepbrother.

All right, sure,
he'll be shocked at first,

but so was the father of every girl
I've ever dated.

But eventually,
I promise you,

he will settle into
a nice grudging acceptance.

No, you don't know
my father.

He does not
change his mind ever.

Go on. Don't let
me interrupt.

Oh, come on.

Can you believe this?

She doesn't think that I can
charm her father... me.

Unbelievable.

I know.
It's nuts.

Can you put some
clothes on, please?

I'm too upset
for clothes, man.

Ooh, is that flax?

That's really
good for you.

Why do you make it
so hot?

Ugh, corporate's
making me fill out

all these stupid
responsibility matrix forms.

If I don't take a break
I'm gonna kill someone.

Do you guys want
to see a movie tonight?

The bloodier the better.

I choose Sam.

Hmm? What?

You guys broke up.
I had to choose a side.

I chose Sam.

Wait, why do you have to
choose any side?

Okay.

I know what you're trying
to do here, Andi.

This is an ugly
and awkward situation.

I made a choice.
It's Sam. Live with it.

Nobody's saying that we don't
want to be friends in the future.

We just think that
for the time being

maybe we should
take a break.

A friendship break
while Sam heals.

Hmm.

That's too bad, 'cause I had
a pretty cool assignment

I was gonna throw
to a couple of friends.

A cool assignment?

Oh, we just got in a new
shipment of hammocks,

really nice ones,

and I need people
to stretch-test them.

Stretch-test?

Yeah, sleep in them for a few hours,
see how they hold up.

- I choose you. I'm on your side.
- The break's over.

Okay, when do we start?
Are they here?

I thought so.

Try not to chew
on it, okay?

Remember what happened
to your squeaky toy?

None of my other girlfriends
ever played fetch with me.

I like to be special.

Baby.

Hey, guess what
Saturday is.

Our two-month
anniversary.

You're right.

Wow, two months ago
I kidnapped you

and forced you
to be my boyfriend.

The details don't matter.
What matters is

I want to do something special
for our occasion...

anything you want
to do, okay?

Unless it involved
sacrificing an animal.

Oh.

But anything else...
I'm in.

You know what?
There is something that I want to do.

It's something that's
really important to me.

And I think it will take our
relationship to the next level.

Reverse cowgirl.

No, silly.

I want to take you flying.

Oh, right.
Yeah, flying.

It's such an amazing
experience, Ben.

At night I go up
to the mountains

and I soar
through the clouds

and I buzz along
the treetops.

It's so moving, baby,

and I really want
to share it with you.

Sounds awesome.

Really?

Let's go right now.

No, let's not.

Why?

I think we should save
something so special

for our special day,
that's all.

You're right.
You're right.

Okay, we'll save it
for Saturday.

Oh, it's gonna be
so great.

Yeah.

Great.

I just don't understand.

This is like every relationship
I've ever been in...

there's always a fatal flaw.

What's the fatal flaw
this time?

Nina wants
to take me flying,

but I can't.
I don't want to die.

Have you tried telling her
how you really feel?

Okay, shh.

Talking about feelings, Sam.
Come on.

We're discussing Ben's fatal
flaw, all right, not yours?

Now Benjamin, look at me.
Come here, look at me.

I want you to forget
all about this fatal flaw.

Poppycock. It's nonsense.
You are going to fly.

- You think so?
- I know so, buddy.

Bring it in hard.
Go get her!

Oh, that's so sad.
She's totally dumping him.

Great. What the hell
is Morgan doing back?

Oh, he's here?
I missed that guy

a little bit.

Afternoon, fellas.

What's shaking, Morgan?

Let me tell you
where I was 12 hours ago...

the French Riviera,

surrounded by topless
supermodels and champagne.

And now I'm here
at the Work Bench

surrounded by
toilet plungers.

You didn't have to
come back.

Not true, Sammy boy.
Dad ordered me to.

He wanted me to do more
of that training stuff with you.

Just believe in yourself.
There... training complete.

Sam, you know and I know

that I'm really bad
at this job,

but you were born for it.
You're great at this.

And I'm above it,
no offense.

So I have a proposition
for you...

you catch a soul
for me

and I'll give you
$10,000.

Morgan, no.
I do not work for you.

Fair enough.

$20,000.

- Morgan, no.
- Oh!

Hold on one sec.

We gotta catch the guy
anyway, right?

Why don't we make a little
extra cheese in the meantime?

- We don't need his money.
- I need his money.

- I want his money, Sam.
- For what?

For a new hot-water heater
and jet skis.

It doesn't matter what for.
Listen, don't we deserve

a little something for all the crap
we put up with just once?

All right.

- All right.
- All right!

So you catch me the soul,
I'll take credit,

Dad's off my back
and I'm out of your hair.

And you're all the richer
for it.

Amen.

Can you smell it, Sammy?

Sweat and cigarettes?

Desperation.

Intoxicating.

Hey, my boy Morgan
show his face yet?

Uh, yeah yeah.
Everything's fine.

He's gonna help
with the next soul.

That's what
I wanted to hear.

I knew we just had to light a fire
to that kid's rear end.

Speaking of next soul...

Oh, wait.

Actually, never mind.

I don't feel proud
about this one, Sam.

One could say that I'm feeling
a little guilty about it.

What does that mean?

Well, he was killed
while coveting.

So?

So it's the commandment...

"Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's wife."

This poor schmuck was
mentally undressing some broad,

and the next instant...
bam, hit by a truck.

He was just looking at her,
didn't have sex with her?

- No.
- That is stupid.

Tell me about it.
You know, in the old days

I used to get the souls
that ate shrimp.

Can you imagine how
unsatisfying that was?

Wait, so you can go to hell for just
thinking of something?

Yeah.
Don't blame me.

I didn't make the rules.

You know, you're right.

Why should I feel
guilty about this?

This one's
on the big guy.

Now get me my soul back.

The guy's name
is Billy Boyland;

died back
in the early '90s.

This was one of his
favorite hangouts back then.

Excuse me,
can I get...

It still is.
Look over there.

...a little bit of whipped cream
and two cherries?

Hi.

Hey, Billy.

Do I know you guys?

Huh-uh.

- Is that a dodgeball?
- Good guess.

Well, yeah, I've had a lot of those
thrown at me over the years.

It's also a vessel
to send you back to hell.

Come on, I don't want
to cause any trouble,

but you guys know why
I went to hell, don't you?

Coveting... isn't that
a little unfair?

I've read every excuse
in the book, Billy boy.

It doesn't matter. Do it now.
Nobody's looking.

No no, wait wait. Please just
let me eat my dessert first.

Eternity is such a long time
for no pie.

Okay, fine fine.
Hurry up.

Thank you.
Thank you.

It's delicious.
You want some?

Sure.
I wouldn't mind.

Oh. Don't be sorry.

Sorry.
I got it.

It's not bad.

Vessel him now...
the pie is ours.

Uh, where did he go?

- What?
- Hmm?

There he is.
There he is.

Son of a bun!

Billy, wait.
Billy, wait.

He's got a weapon!

False alarm.

Sam, give me that vessel.
I'll do this myself.

Please, is there any way
you will let me stay out?

There is literally nothing you could
say or do to stop this from happening.

I'm a virgin.

Say again?

I died before
I ever had sex.

Just let me stay out
long enough

so that I could
fulfill that dream.

Sock, what are you doing?

He said
the magic word, Sam.

The magic word
is "virgin"?

- Ask anybody.
- It's true.

So you dream
to have sex?

You're looking at your
dream weavers, my man.

We're gonna
get you laid.

Eh?

We gotta get this guy
some action.

It's gonna be tough
but not impossible.

I got a plan.
Follow me.

Yo, Billy,
listen up, man.

If we're gonna make
this happen for you,

you are gonna have to pay for sex.
You cool with that, big guy?

What?

We're all gonna chip in for a really
lovely and discreet lady.

High class. I like it.
Now before we get started,

is there anything weird
that you're into?

No no, I'm not
paying for sex.

Billy, if you're not gonna cooperate,
then we gotta send you back.

But I did have an idea.

What if we try
the Encounters bar?

Why would you want
to go there?

The clientele is
a little more mature.

Mature? All right, I know
what's going on here.

Yeah, our boy Billy's
into the older ladies...

the cougs. That's smart.
They get the job done fast, right?

The dirty 30s,
the whorey 40s,

the surprisingly
tender 50s.

You, my friend,
are a genius.

We're gonna hit happy hour,
pop your cherry.

Sock, is that
what you're wearing?

Yes.

Today is
family portrait day.

You must look
presentable. Change.

Right right, pix with the fam.
It's gonna be good.

I'll finally get a little
quality time with Morris.

No, no quality time.
Do not talk to my father.

Do not even look at him.
Do you understand?

He's gonna love me.

Why don't the gentlemen step aside
so I can get some shots of the ladies?

Absolutely. Beautiful ladies...
I get it.

You guys look great.

Hey, man, I thought you hit some
pretty rad poses back there.

We should hang sometime, me and you,
you know what I mean?

So what do you like
to do for fun?

You like to golf?
I like to golf,

get out the old 9-iron,
get a good short game.

What about ping-pong?

He likes fly-fishing.

Fly-fishing?
That's aces.

I'm the biggest fly-fisher of all time.
I love it.

He's going fly-fishing tomorrow.
You should take him, Morris.

Fly-fishing is typically
a solitary pursuit, so...

Oh, come on, honey.

Very well.

Tomorrow we fly-fish.

Mm, perfect.
Okay, good.

I won't let you down.

Yeah, I'm gonna kick
some fish ass.

Welcome to
the jungle, boys.

Time for a little
big-game hunting,

cougar-style.

Looks like regular
ladies to me.

Lock and load, bitches.
You tag 'em, you bag 'em.

Please stop talking
like that.

That's her.
That's her.

That's the one I want to talk to
back there.

Okay, come on,
I need a wingman.

- Not lt.
- Not cool.

You guys know
I stink at "not lt."

Come on, Billy.

Good afternoon, ladies.

What has this fine day
brought for you?

We just got back
from a conference.

A conference... wonderful.
What do you do?

I'm a pharmaceutical rep.

Oh, and I'm
a psychotherapist.

Oh, a psychotherapist.

So you deal
with emotional issues,

people looking
to overcome their fears

and forge meaningful and
lasting relationships.

You could say that.

Fascinating. Would you like to get
a drink with me?

Sure.

Hi.
You look lovely.

Thank you.

And it just seems like
whenever things start

to go well
in a relationship,

something always
comes up.

In this case
it's the flying.

Maybe I'm unlucky
or maybe

I just haven't found
the right girl yet. I don't know.

My guess is the problem lies
with you.

You sabotage
your relationships.

I do that?

Perhaps because you don't believe
you're worthy of love.

Oh, no.

Until you know
for yourself,

you're not gonna be
able to love others

or be loved.

You're right.

You're absolutely right.

Thank you.
You're very good.

Is this still therapy?

It is for me.

We gotta go.
Billy's on the move.

Really?

Yeah, believe it.
Our little virgin's all grown up.

You don't mind?
I just...

I'm sorry.
I just...

I guess we just
wait out the night.

When the sun comes up,
we nab him before he does

the walk of shame.
Good stuff.

What's going on?

Oh my God.
We must have dozed off.

You don't think
Billy escaped, huh?

Oh, okay.

Did you look
both ways?

Billy!

Hey, guys, what's up?

Good God, we thought you might
have skipped out on us.

No way. I don't want to be
anywhere but right here.

Last night was amazing.

Well, I'm glad you got
to do this, Billy,

but you know the deal.

Oh, no no no no.

I can't go back
to hell now, I can't.

You guys, Cindy and l...
we connected

on every level.

I think
we're soulmates.

Whoa whoa whoa, a lot of guys
confuse sex for love the first time.

You just met this woman
at a random bar. Come on, Billy.

Actually, I knew
she'd be there.

I was sort of
following her.

She was the girl I was
coveting when I died.

- Oh, okay.
- Oh.

And when I got out
of hell

I found out
she's gotten divorced.

So I knew I had
to take a shot.

And this time
there is no "covet."

Now there's only
"love it."

That's good.

Hey, Tiger.
Your Pop Tarts are ready.

Hi.

Are these guys
friends of yours?

Pretty much.

Yeah.

Well, I'm gonna be
late for work,

so help yourself to
anything in the kitchen.

- Okay.
- I love you.

I love you too.

You can't
send me back, Sam.

It's just not right.

Yeah.

Hey. Are you
free for lunch?

I think it's best if we kept
a professional relationship right now.

Right, yeah, well, this is
completely professional.

It's a work problem.

It's just
from my other job.

Oh, can't Sock or Ben
do it?

Well, this problem
really needs

somebody who's smart.

Oh, I can see
your dilemma.

Okay.

Okay, yeah.
I could use a break.

Look how happy they are.
How am I supposed to vessel this guy?

- I don't know.
- String cheese?

- Yeah, thanks.
- No problem.

It's just so unfair
that the Devil

is always ruining
true love, you know.

And I'm just trying
to figure out a way

where just one time
the Devil doesn't win.

Because love is worth
fighting for, right?

Yeah.

Strawberry?

What are you doing?

Having snacks.

Oh my God.

- Okay.
- What?

This was all a setup.
You just wanted to get me in the car

so that you could
talk about love.

That is crazy.

Is it? Okay.

Then what is this for?

For later?

All right, fine.
Yes, this is somewhat of a setup.

Fine, but you gotta
give me some credit.

I'm trying
to win you back here.

Give you credit
for what, Sam?

You're trying to trick me,
manipulate me.

- Do you know who that sounds like?
- No.

Morgan.
And the Devil.

Come on, you're being influenced
by them more and more every day.

No, but I'm trying
to do something good.

Isn't that... aren't you
the least bit charmed?

That's not the point.

Andi, no, wait.
Whoa, where are you going?

I don't know.
I don't know.

I'm walking home.

Hello.
Hello, baby.

- Wait wait wait wait.
- What? What? What?

Don't look.
Don't look.

Okay.

- You ready?
- Uh-huh.

Open your eyes.

I decorated
with human furniture.

Oh, yes, it's lovely.

I just wanted you
to feel at home.

Oh, baby.

What's that?

I got good news.

Now remember how I said
I didn't want to fly

because I wanted to save it
for our special day?

- Well, I was afraid.
- Of flying?

No, of loving myself
and letting myself be loved.

Oh.
And that's good news?

That's great news because
I've figured it out...

how to love myself.

I just have to remember
how wonderful I am.

And that's where
this comes in...

my vision board.

It constantly reminds me
of my best qualities.

Friendly... that's me.

I love that about myself.
I'm very friendly.

The Brooklyn Bridge...

I'm just like that bridge.
I bring people together.

I do not collapse
under pressure.

These guys... just like me
with Sock and Sam...

boys, friendship,
bromance.

Is any of this
making sense?

I think so.

So do you want to go
flying tomorrow or not?

I do.
I absolutely do.

Tomorrow night for our
special anniversary

you and me...
we're flying to the moon.

Oh, baby.

You would suffocate and freeze
before we got there.

But okay, tomorrow.

Hey, what's that one?

Oh, nothing.
I just like bunnies.

Oh, pop a wheelie,
that's cold.

Where are your waders?

Waders?
I don't need them.

I like to feel the water. Helps me
locate the fish. You know what I mean?

Here we go.
All right.

Oh, okay.

I got it.

You are a terrible
fisherman.

Yeah. You know,
I just thought

maybe it would be
a good idea for you and I

to come out here
and bond a little,

spend some quality time together.
And look at this.

Look at what we're having...
good times, GTs.

Yes, good times.

Listen, I feel like

I could ask you
anything, Dad.

So here's one
for you...

and this is purely hypothetical,
by the way...

what if, you know,

I wanted to ask your daughter out
on a date?

That is outrageous
to consider.

Yeah yeah, I know,
but I'm serious though.

I know the whole stepbrother-stepsister
thing is a little weird.

That's of no importance.

Look, Sock,

you are certainly
a nice boy...

Thank you.

...and a funny
kind of clown.

You can just say
"charming."

Kristen would not
date you.

You aren't
good enough for her.

Excuse me?
Not good enough?

You have
silly clown hair

and a big honking
clown nose, eh?

Honk honk.

Is that funny? I'm really funny?
I'm a big laugh to you?

Well, check this out...
your daughter wasn't laughing

when she gave
herself to me, so...

You soiled
my daughter?

Soiled?
No no no.

No, not soiled, no no. I made
the sweetest love to your daughter.

I cherished
her virginity.

I cherished
every moment of it.

No no no!
Ow!

What the hell
was that for?

Ow! Ow!
All right.

Where do you
want me to go?

Look, are you
happy now?

Hey, Sam.
How are you?

I'm doing all right.
I just wanted to check on you.

Oh, it's all good
in here.

Are you still
a grape guy?

No, thanks.

Do you have
a second to talk?

Yeah, sure.

And now I'm supposed
to send this guy Billy back to hell

even though
he's not evil

and even though
he found the love of his life.

Sam, I actually
envy the guy.

I'd rather be a soul
running free for one day

than to be stuck in this
decaying body forever.

He's out there getting
friendly with the ladies.

I can't even get close
to your mom,

or any other woman
for that matter.

Yeah, you're right.

Because you're
a decaying body.

Thanks, Sam.
Rub it in.

No no, I'm saying
I think I have an idea

for how to keep Billy
out of hell.

I don't know
about this.

This is gonna work. It has to,
'cause I don't have any other ideas.

Digging up a grave
seems wrong.

Disturbing the dead
is some bad mojo.

In this case, the dead is across town
sleeping in his new girlfriend's house.

We're just disturbing
his old corpse.

So you think a dodgeball is gonna
work on his dead body?

Maybe hell will think it's a mix-up.
If not, we gotta send Billy back.

Well, either way we get to enjoy
the night air

- at a desecrated cemetery.
- Found it.

"Billy Boyland,
born 1971, died 1993."

Dug up 2009.

So how did it go with you
and Kristen's dad?

Well, he called me
a clown,

said I wasn't good enough
to date Kristen

and attacked me
with a fishing rod.

I had to escape by
swimming across the lake.

That's terrible, Sock.

Honestly, compared to some other times
when I met the parents,

it didn't go
that badly, Benji.

You know, he didn't
pull a gun on me

and try to rip off
my genitals.

Sounds like he's got
a soft spot for you.

- Finished.
- Oh, yeah?

Oh!

- Oh, is that Billy?
- I don't know what that is.

- He was hit by a truck.
- Yeah.

All right.

Whoa.

You always were good
at dodgeball.

Got my vessel?

Got my money?

Place the vessel
on the mat.

It looks like
it might be too big.

Right, yeah.

Have a nice day.

Wait, I don't have to
sign anything?

I just want to make sure
I get the credit.

Okay, great.
Thank you. Perfect.

- What's that?
- Red notice.

- What does that mean?
- It means there was something

other than a soul inside.
What'd you put in there, potatoes?

No no, I didn't even...

Sam's the one
that got the soul.

Hey, douchebag,
what did you do?

I didn't do anything.
It was probably just a glitch.

Well, you gotta
fix it.

What are you...?
I'm not fix...

No no no.

Stop.
No.

Ow! Ow!

Don't you ever try
to screw me again.

This was amazing.
Thank you.

My pleasure.

So are you ready?

Completely ready.
Let's do this.

Okay.

Wow.

This is the perfect
night for flying.

I say we fly out
to the water,

cruise along the coast
a little bit,

and then
we'll fly inland.

I can't do this.

- What?
- I know how important it is to you,

but I can't do it.
I just now realized

that it's not that I don't
love myself enough.

It's that I'm super-afraid
of flying and falling.

I'm sorry, Nina.
I'm sorry,

but no no no.

Look, baby, can I
tell you a secret?

Of course.

Okay.

A long time ago
I had hemophobia.

That ain't right.
My cousin's gay.

No no, hemophobia.

It's a fear of blood.

Well, you love blood.

I know. See,
that's what's crazy.

I just had to
confront my fear

and immerse
myself in it.

And once I did that,

it was great.
I loved it.

And now I could bathe
in it every single day.

That's nice for you.

No, but I can
help you too.

The question is,
will you let me?

Yes, Nina.
Please help me.

Perfect.

What are you doing?
No no.

Oh!

Ow!

You jammed up
the system, Sammy.

Ow!

The system is made
of cogs.

And every cog
must play its part.

Okay, please stop.
Please please stop.

This little cog here

had to muck up
the machinery, huh?

And now look what
you're making me do.

Oh!
Agh!

I'm sorry.
I'll get Billy.

Please, I'll get him.
I swear.

No, you won't.
You can't.

And the sad thing is,

I won't be able
to get him either.

The Ender will.

What is the Ender?

My failsafe.

I had it created

for the rare occasion
when a soul gets lost

or if some idiot tries to bring
a corpse back in its place.

The Ender is released,

tracks the soul down

and destroys it,
utterly destroys it.

And that means one less
soul for me in hell.

Well, just
call the Ender off.

Oh!

Call it off?

Can you call off
the Terminator?

You can't
reason with it.

You can't stop it.

Isn't there
anything we can do?

No, the die's been
cast, buddy.

Nice going.

Your pal Billy's gonna
wish he was back in hell

by the time the Ender's
through with him.

Missed me.

Hey, there's my hero.

I came to warn you.
There's this thing called the Ender.

The Devil says it's coming
to destroy your soul.

Oh, man.

Why can't anything
ever go right for me?

I'm sorry, Billy,
but you lost your virginity

and you fell in love.

But I'm still a virgin.

What?

I wanted to connect
emotionally

before we connected
physically.

Well, you'd better start
connecting physically quick

because I have a feeling
you're running out of time.

I can't rush it, dude.
It's not just about me.

It's about Cindy's
pleasure too.

It says so right
on the condom box.

Maybe I can
buy you some time,

but we need to get
you two out of here.

It was amazing. One second
I'm about to eat the sidewalk,

the next... I'm soaring
through the city

cradled in Nina's arms,
her demon breath keeping me warm.

Focus up, Benji, come on.
This has to be the perfect love chamber.

The kid's gonna need all the help
he can get. You know what I mean?

Just one second.

Nice.

Smile.
Smile.

Hello.

Welcome to
storm command central.

We have everything
for you to feel safe.

We have flashlights
on the dresser

and daiquiris and lotion
on the nightstand, okay?

Also, please feel free to peruse
my collection of adult erotica,

both in print and DVD.

Why did we have
to come here?

It's safer to wait out
a storm with friends.

Exactly, so we're gonna
leave you two alone

and check out the weather channel.
Billy, you'll let me know when...

I'll let you know
when the storm passes.

Okay, great.
Let's go.

Come on, guys.

I can't believe
he's not done yet.

I'm impressed, man.
Billy's a stallion.

Smart. Girls talk
to each other.

You're only as good as your last job.
You know what I mean?

Oh, look.

Holy crap,
this is bad.

Go go go go.

- We have to get Billy.
- Go go.

Billy, come on!
Billy!

- Billy!
- Come on, Billy!

Argh!

Argh, come on!

Is it gone?

Yeah.

What just happened?

Hey, guys.

- Hey, Billy.
- He's finally up, you dog.

Bobbity bobbity.

How does it feel to finally lose
your virginity?

How does it feel, boys?
Let me just show you.

Oh.

I won't be
needing this.

Intercourse cured
your asthma?

No, but Cindy's
a pharmaceutical rep,

so she gets them
for free.

- Ah, aces.
- Congratulations, buddy.

Do we know what happened,
why the Ender didn't come for me?

Ben has a theory,
actually.

Yeah, so during
the act of love

or at the exact moment
of consummation

two souls became one...
yours and Cindy's.

It's like the Ender
lost your scent.

They say the Devil has
no dominion over true love.

So am I out?

Yeah, I mean,

the Devil thinks you were
destroyed by the Ender

and I don't even have
a vessel to capture you.

So yeah,
that's it.

How can I ever repay
you guys for this?

I'm gonna spend
the rest of my days

making Cindy happy.

- Good luck, Billy.
- Good luck, Billy.

Bye.

Something good happened
here today, boys...

a geek escaped
from hell;

a geek banged
a cougar,

a geek walks away a little bit less
of a geek.

And we helped.

It's like we're his
fairy bone-mothers.

That has
a nice feeling.

Finally a happy ending
to this crap job.

- No kidding.
- Isn't that Morgan?

- Whoa.
- Wait wait wait wait.

What's up, dude?

- No.
- Stop!

Wait, Morgan.
Stop.

- What are you doing?
- Hey, it's the fellas.

Oh, Dad told me you tend to fall
for those sob stories,

so he sent me to do
the job you couldn't do.

- Give it to me.
- Hey, easy, man.

Your conscience is clear.

You didn't want to send him to hell.
Now you don't have to.

I'll do it.
And everyone's happy, right?

Hey, you got
a second?

That depends.

You're not gonna pull out some
champagne on me again, are you?

No no, this is
strictly work-related.

I wanted to ask you
if I could leave early tonight.

There's something
I have to do.

I'm gonna need a better
reason that that, Sam.

Morgan took him.
Morgan took Billy. He's back in hell.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's not fair. I try to do
something good,

something to make this
whole thing tolerable,

and it's always
taken away from me.

Well, if it makes
any difference,

you have the rest of the night off
to do whatever you need to do.

Thank you.
I'll make it up to you.

Okay.
You want company...

you know, as long
as it's not a date?

No, it's definitely not.

Hey, where have you
been hiding all day?

And where are you going?

Back to Japan.

School's over
and I'm going home.

Going home? Why?
You're in school?

Yes, Sock,
hotel management school.

Don't you remember me
studying all the time?

You were gonna leave
and you weren't gonna tell me, Kristen?

How could you
do that?

I was afraid
it would be too painful.

Okay, but look,
you don't have to leave.

I talked to your dad already,
and once he gets tired of beating me,

we can eventually be happy
together, you and me.

I'm so sorry, Sock.

In Japan
I was afraid

of having my life
planned out for me.

So I decided
to come to America

to discover
who I was.

And then
I found you.

And you helped me

discover so much
about myself.

I came to America
as a girl,

but because of you

I leave it
as a woman

who has discovered
both her sexuality

and her ability to manage
an extended-stay hotel.

Right.

I owe all of that
to you.

Kristen.

Yes?

You're welcome.

Sorry, Billy.
We did everything we could.

This ground looks
freshly dug up.

Yeah, we did that.

Okay.

Well, he was happy
for a little while.

It has to mean
something.

I hope so.

Yeah.

You're trespassing.

You can't be here.
I'm gonna call the cops.

Alan?

Alan!

Alan.
Alan.

Alan.

Alan, wait.

Damn it.

Alan!

I know you're
out there.

I'm gonna find you.