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What's all
the mystery, Sammy?

I just need to talk
to you in private.

All right, fine.
We're alone, give it up.

No, in the car
where no one can hear us.

You know what? If this is about your weird
little man crush on me,

don't worry about it.
We all know.

- Get in.
- All right, fine.

Okay.

Oh, dude, it's freezing in here.
What the hell, man?

Hear that sound? That's my nipples
crystallizing into diamonds on my chest.

- Hi, Sock.
- What? Oh God! Oh, Sam!

Get down!
Sam, get down!

It's okay.
It's okay.

Calm down.
Calm down.

Ta-da.

Mr. O?
What the hell, Sam?

Your dad's alive?

Well, sort of.

What do you mean
sort of?

Well, technically speaking,
I'm not dead.

But I'm just not
so much alive either.

What?
Why?

Well, I made that deal
with the Devil

so I wouldn't die,
and now I kind of can't.

That's why we had to
keep the air cold.

- Right.
- It's to keep Dad fresh.

Frigid.
Yeah, okay.

Mr. Oliver, I'm really glad
that you're alive and everything,

but I just about had a heart attack
and I think I might still be having one.

Sam, why the hell would
you ever do that to me?

Because I knew you'd
want to be here.

Why?
What for?

When Ben's shift ends.

Oh. Oh my God,
this is brilliant.

Okay, good. Hey, get down.
Go go.

Get down, get down. Remember to say
bla-la-la-la this time, all right?

Okay.

Hola, Benjamin.
Let's go for a ride, man.

No thanks.
Today was a really stressful day.

I was at the returns counter
and people were yelling at me.

I just want to go home,
slip into a warm bath

and just forget today
ever happened.

All right, well, we were gonna
hit Anderson's Ice Cream Shop,

get a little snow blast
with extra Oreo crumble.

- But whatever. Another time.
- No big deal.

Actually, that sounds really
really relaxing too.

All right, I'm in.

Let's do it.

Hey, Ben.

How old is this?

Shh shh.
Look. Listen.

Listen to the hotness.

You know, Kristen
is actually a pretty cool person

and fun to be around.

If you'd stop sexualizing
your sister all the time

- you might realize that.
- You know what?

It's like you're talking.
I can hear the stupid words

falling out of your mouth
but they hold no meaning.

- Take me and Nina.
- Nope.

We're friends but we have our
sexual side.

But then we keep it in a box
and take it out when we need it.

We enjoy it,
we play with it.

Then we put it back in the box
when we're all done.

There is no box that can
contain this sexuality, Ben.

All right? It's uncontainable.
It's how I was born.

In fact, the delivery room doctor said I was
the sexiest baby she'd ever seen.

- So...
- Fine, your loss then.

Whoa.

These things are great.
Bumper cars with deadly sharp blades.

- Will you stop that?
- All right, grumpy.

Here's the vessel
for your next soul.

Tracy Reed.

Thought she was a vampire
when she was alive.

Seriously,
she was a vampire?

You do know that vampires don't
really exist, don't you, Sam?

She was just a murderer who
liked to drink people's blood.

Oh, looking sharp, Buffy.
Looking sharp.

All right, anything else?

Hey, you're being extra
snotty today, aren't you?

This couldn't have something to do with
a certain reappearance

of a decaying,
frankly gross,

father figure,
could it?

You can joke all you want,
but I feel kind of bad for him.

You feel bad?

Why should you feel
anything for that guy?

Don't you recall he's the architect of
your situation here?

He sold your soul.

- And you feel bad?
- Sort of.

Then I feel I have to impart
some fatherly advice to you,

ironic as that may seem.

Don't let people walk
all over you, buddy.

Screw that guy.

He had no problem
screwing you.

This is it.
The vampire soul lives here.

You had to wear
the squeaky ones.

They look good with these
pants, what am I gonna do?

- They do.
- It's not subtle.

It's like you're announcing to the evil souls
that we're here is all I'm saying.

You know what, Sam?
I risk my neck for you on a daily basis.

If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die looking
tasty in a fashionable ensemble.

Principles... get some.

Oh, it's so emo in here.

I love it.

Hello?

You can't have it.
You're not taking it from me.

We're not here
to rob you.

Yeah, we're just here
to send you back to hell.

I'll kill you.
You can't touch it.

Ah!

There's a vampire on me!

There's a vampire!

Oh!

All right, yes.

That wasn't
too bad actually.

Totally.

A baby rattle.

Yeah, and there's
a carriage.

"Pregnancy, Birth and Baby."

That's a baby, right?

Yeah, that's a baby.

We've got a baby.

- Next.
- Hey there, Gladycakes.

- Place the vessel...
- Way ahead of you.

Um, we were wondering
what to do with this.

Uh, the soul in the vessel,
it's hers.

Oh, an IBOH.

What's an IBOH?

Intentional birth
out of hell.

It happens. Souls have been known
to escape from hell

to have their children here.
Better schools.

Oh, okay great.
So this has happened before then.

Yeah, we were wondering if there was
like a procedure in place

that can handle these
circumstances.

Yeah, there is.
Have fun raising it.

No no no.
We can't raise a baby.

Any idiot can raise a baby,
which makes you more than qualified.

No no no, what if this one's evil, Gladys?
Lts mom had fangs.

Nobody's gonna want to
breastfeed a fang baby.

Yeah.

I think you're okay.

Yeah, it's probably
just a regular baby.

Uh uh, probably?

Yeah, but if you're worried
I can stuff it

down the return chute
if you want.

I'm a little worried,
yeah.

Why don't you just ask
your little girlfriend for some help?

She dates you, she must know a lot
about babies.

She happens to have an important job
that she's busy with right now,

unlike you and your
stupid stupidness.

Yeah.

Next.

Yup.

There is an envelope
for you up at the front...

you took down all my
motivational posters.

Guess you want your employees
to only soar to regular heights.

- Envelope, Ted.
- Yes you may.

Thank you.

Aw, that's sweet.
Sam taking you out on the town?

Uh, yeah.

Um, we're a little
stressed lately.

Stressed?

Maybe it's not Sam.
Maybe it's the job.

You know what they say.

This job makes a man go insane,
especially if that man is a woman.

- Get out, Ted.
- Thank you, boss.

You know, I don't think
we're gonna learn anything

about taking care of a baby
from "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid."

No, just wait until the kid's on the rampage.
We'll learn plenty, trust me.

What are we
gonna do with it?

Why don't you know, Ben?
I mean, you know,

you're the one who lives with little rabbits
and birdies and small creatures.

I mean, this is your
wheelhouse, buddy. Step up.

Yeah, man, come on.

Uh, it's probably
hungry.

We need mother's milk.

Oh, well, sorry I'm not
lactating right now.

Where do we find someone
with fleshy milk dispensers?

A baby?

Where did you get a baby?

A friend.
We're borrowing it from a friend.

- Borrowing it.
- Looks like a little doll.

- Can I hold it?
- Sure.

Hi, little baby.

Oh my God, I'm so jealous
of that baby right now.

Wish I was cradled
to the bosoms.

Cradled like a baby.

Can I talk to you
for a second?

- Huh?
- Excuse us.

Oh.

- Did you hear yourself just now?
- What happened?

You were looking at
a little infant

nuzzling against your
stepsister's breasts

and you said you
were jealous of it.

I said that out loud?
Oh my God.

You're sick
and you need help.

Benji, I'm dying
over here, man.

What do I do? How do I make the sexual
tension disappear?

Uh, Nina and I,
we play racquetball.

It's a great way to release
the aggression.

Sounds like
a lot of work.

All right, there's also
drugs that people take

to lower testosterone
and help dull the sex drive.

Isn't that
chemical castration?

You don't need to name it. You just need
a solution to your sick problem.

I hate it when you call me
sick like that.

- Well, deal with it.
- You're right.

Okay, here are my
options, right?

- I medicate my boys into submission...
- Mmm-hm.

...or I work out
for 15 minutes a day?

As far as I can see it.

Terrycloth wristbands
are for fashion, Benjamin.

Not for exercise.

Chemical castration it is.

Good.
Let's go.

Okay, now do a monkey.
Do a monkey.

More monkey...
monkier.

- Tony?
- Sam, you are here.

- Hey, guys, look who it is.
- Look who's back in town.

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm back.
I'm back.

You can't live
in fear forever.

Plus I came to warn you.

I think they're dispatching
some demon assassins to kill you.

Oh, we know.
Ben's dating one of them.

Yeah, we're a power couple.

You... what is that?

Is that...
do you...

- Do you guys have a baby?
- Yeah.

Hey, look at you.

Oh, there we go.
It's okay.

There you go.

Yeah, aren't you just
a bundle of cuteness? Yes you are.

Is it a girl?

Uh, probably.

I don't know.

We didn't even check.

- You haven't changed her diaper?
- Huh?

For how long?

Have you burped her?
Have you fed her? Have you cleaned her?

Guys, this is a precious
and delicate little gift.

You can't just treat
it like a turtle

you got at the Chinese market
and forget about it.

Do you want it?

She's beautiful.

You know, Steve and I were
on an adoption waiting list.

Then he passed away
and well,

just another one of those dreams
that I had to let go of.

Well, now's the moment, Tone.
You've got to seize the dream.

Seize it right out
of our hands.

Maybe there's a reason
I came here today.

Maybe I was meant
to come.

Maybe it was fate.

I can't think of a better
person to take care of her.

Yeah, you're gonna
be a great dad.

Oh, yes.

I'm a daddy.

- Congrats, Papa Tony
- All right.

And Stevie.

After Steve, I'm gonna
call her Stevie.

Um, I already named
her Magnum P.I.

Oh, little Stevie.

Hi, are you open?

- Are you Miss Prendergast?
- Yes.

Your table
is right this way.

You came.
That's great.

Yeah.

Um, I came to meet Sam.

Oh, I didn't invite Sam.

No, apparently you
didn't invite anyone.

Did you just rent out
this whole place for us?

Yeah yeah.
Kind of my thing, you know?

This is your thing?
Date ambush?

You've got to be kidding me.

Don't go. Look, you don't have
to feel uncomfortable.

I brought you a nicer dress.
You could change,

maybe even
put your hair up.

Let me just make one
thing clear here, okay?

I am with Sam,
period.

Okay.
It's my misunderstanding.

I didn't realize you guys
were in for the long haul.

We are.

Not gonna lie,
it's pretty bush league on your part.

I mean, I did go though all
the effort to set this up.

But, you know, you've got to
do what you've got to do.

You're such an ass.

Okay, but if Sam wasn't
in the picture you'd stay for dinner, right?

- Not a chance.
- Why?

You're obnoxious, you're arrogant
and you're rude.

Oh, and your father
is the Devil.

I didn't think that
mattered to you.

Really?
And why would you think that?

Given your current relationship,
why wouldn't I think that?

What is that
supposed to mean?

Since Sam and I have
the same father,

I just figured you'd accepted
Satan in your life.

Yeah, you know that Sam
is the son of the Devil.

Oh.

Did I just speak
out of turn?

I assumed you knew.

Looks like both of our
nights are ruined now.

Sorry.

When's your doctor's
appointment?

Noon today.

Just taking the dog out
for one last walk.

That's gross.

It's for the best.

You hear that?

- He's back.
- I'll take care of it.

He's gonna do it.

Dad, what are you doing?

Oh, hey, Sam.

I just thought
I'd stop by

and set up
the badminton net

and bang the old shuttlecock
around with you.

Yeah, I don't really
have time now.

Oh, okay.
Well, maybe tomorrow then.

- Yeah, well, I'll try.
- Good.

'Cause you know, Sam,
I really want to make the effort

to spend some
more time together.

This being undead,

it kind of frees me up
from everyday obligations, you know?

Don't have to work,
don't have to eat.

But hey,
lots of free time.

- Right.
- One game, come on.

Dad, I really...
I have to go to work.

Okay, well,
that's too bad.

Maybe next time call ahead.

Call ahead.
Great idea.

I will do that, Sam.

Sam, anything you
want to tell me?

Any little details
that might be important

for me to understand
while I'm dating you?

I'm...

allergic to tree nuts.

Eeeh! Any other nuggets of info
you want to share?

- Like what?
- Oh, I don't know.

Like maybe Satan
is your real father.

I was gonna tell you.
I was planning on telling you.

- When?
- Andi, l...

Who told you?
Was it Ben? No, it was Sock, right?

What?
They know?

Wow, Sam. Okay, how long were you
planning on keeping this from me?

I was waiting for the right moment
to tell you so you wouldn't freak out.

- What? Get over here.
- All right, all right.

Okay, what
made you think

that you could deceive
me like this, huh?

- I should not have kept it secret from you.
- No.

Another secret.
I just...

I thought it would be better to keep you
in the dark for a while.

No, Sam. It's pretty clear
why you'd keep this a secret.

I mean, come on, you're the son
of the Devil, okay?

Me being in the dark
is better for you.

- Because I was afraid of this.
- Of what?

This.
Upsetting you.

Well, too late,
I'm upset.

I know, and I didn't want
that to happen.

I didn't understand what it all meant.
I still don't.

Oh, I know.
You're fired.

Andi, what?

Yup, you're fired.

I'm pretty sure
you legally can't do that.

Okay, you know what?
I don't care. I have to do something.

So then fine, you know what?
You're on dumpster duty forever.

You know what else?
That!

Ow!
Okay, I deserved that.

- Clean that up.
- Andi...

Yes, right away.
On it.

Andi, come on.
Just hear me out.

Hey.

You just can't come bursting
into people's offices.

I might have been
naked in here.

- What are you doing here?
- Just wanted to talk to you.

It seems we're having

a small accounting error
in purgatory.

So I owe money now?

No, a soul.
We're missing one.

Not your fault. Just kind of slipped
through the cracks.

Well, tell me who it is
so you can get the hell out of here.

Oh, you already know
who it is.

- The baby.
- The baby?

That soul escaped

specifically to have
her baby out of hell.

And you know what?

No one gets out of hell.

Not even offspring.

I'm not sending
a little baby to hell.

I can understand
your hesitation,

but you mustn't allow
yourself to be fooled

by its pudgy cuteness.

The kid is a bad seed.

It's destined for evil
like its mother.

I don't know
what to tell you.

We gave it away.

Oh.

That just won't
work, Sammy.

I know that this'll
be hard for you.

So don't rush.

Just have it back by say,
oh, this time tomorrow.

Because if you don't
retrieve this kid,

I will.

And it won't be pretty for
anybody who gets in my way.

I can't believe you got drugs
from a doctor so easily.

Excess testosterone, Benji.
People get intimidated.

It is my gift
and my curse.

Oh, also I weaseled some pills out of him
to help with your scalp itch.

Oh, thanks, man.

When are you
gonna take yours?

I'm working my way up
to it, okay, Ben?

I just want to hang on
to my manhood

for a couple more hours.
Is that all right?

All right, I just got off
the phone with Tony.

He's cooking us lunch
at his new apartment.

Um, he's not gonna let go
of that baby easily.

No no, but lunch
is perfect though.

Tony is both a super-sensitive demon
and a culinary perfectionist.

All we got to do is bag on his cooking.
He starts bawling,

runs down to the market to grab some
locally-grown organic garbage.

Once he leaves, boom, vessel the baby.
Bob's your uncle.

Boo!

Dad, what are you
doing here?

I came for your brains.

I'm just kidding.

Actually, I just thought we could maybe
hang out and watch the ballgame.

- Now is not a good time.
- Oh.

Uh, Sam, could I speak
to you for a minute?

All right, let's make
this quick.

- What is your problem, Sam?
- We have to be somewhere.

Okay, you know what? I've got to say
I'm a little disappointed in you.

- Why?
- Because I'm getting the sense, Sam,

- that you're blowing me off.
- What are you talking about?

You're blowing me off, Sam.

And frankly, you're shirking
your family responsibilities.

Dad, it is not my responsibility
to babysit you.

Okay? What about Mom?
Get her to let you move back in.

She doesn't want me to, Sam.
She's...

I'm starting to believe she
actually blames me for this.

As if it's my fault
that I turned into a zombie.

It kind of is your fault.

Oh, so you're picking
sides now?

Yes.
Yes I am.

All right?
This is all your doing.

All this happened
because of you.

You made a deal with the Devil
and then you lied about it.

Sam, I'm your father,
so I demand a little respect.

No you're not.
You're not my real father.

What did you say?

I said you're not
my real father.

I suppose the Devil
told you that.

Yes, he did.
I'm guessing it's true.

Sam...

you know I'm not allowed
to say anything about this.

The deal with the Devil

forbids me from telling
you anything.

Well, there's my answer.

Sam, l...

I just want you to

remember who raised you.

Who was there for you growing up,
Sam, every step of the way?

Who loved you?
I did.

No matter what
anyone tells you,

I love you.

And that's really all
that matters, right?

Sure.
That's all that matters.

Now I've got to go send
a baby to hell, so thanks,

Dad.

Whoo!

Well, I am so glad you guys
were able to come out.

It's important for Stevie to be around
people that I consider family.

Family's important.

And you also get to hear
about the important milestones.

Like guess what happened last
night for the first time.

- What what what?
- She gurgled.

- She gurgled. That's wonderful.
- Isn't it though?

It's just wonderful.
But don't let my gushing stop you guys.

Please, there's food,
mimosas, iced tea.

Whatever you need.
Right? Whatever you need.

Huh.

Hmm.

Is the salad okay?

Yeah.
Yeah yeah, it's good.

It's, uh...
it's adequate.

Sock, what is wrong
with the salad?

Nothing nothing, Tony.
It's just, you know, l...

All right, to tell you the truth,
I had a salad the other day

that was loaded with
shiitake mushrooms

and it just kind of blew
my mind, that's all.

No problem. I have shiitake in the kitchen.
I'll throw them in there.

You know, I don't even think it's
the mushrooms that are the problem.

- It's not?
- No, it's, um...

The tomatoes.

What's wrong
with the tomatoes?

They... they're very ripe.

Oh, that's unacceptable.
I apologize.

Um...

There's a grocer
right around the corner.

He's got fresh ones.
I'll be back in a jiff.

- Just keep eating.
- Wait, Tony.

You know, we could take care
of the baby for you.

Yeah yeah,
we could watch the baby.

Why not?

Okay, yeah.
Okay, sure.

I don't want to be one
of those smothering parents.

Okay, I'll be back
in a minute.

Okay.

You guys have my cell number
if there's a problem, right?

Absolutely.

Okay.
Okay, tomatoes.

I can't believe that worked.

Well, the tomatoes
are a little ripe.

All right, let's shove a spike through
this baby's face.

- Okay, Sam. Go on, do it.
- Okay.

Sam, come on.
Do it, do it, do it.

Do it.

- I-I-I can't do it.
- Come on.

It's a little baby.
Look at it

with its big eyes
and its little fingers.

I can't stick
a stake in it.

What if the Devil is tricking me, trying
to get me to stab this baby?

I thought he said it was
gonna grow up to be evil,

do a bunch of monstrous
things like its mom.

It doesn't look anything
like a monster.

Then what do we do?

I don't know.
It's looking at me all cute and stuff.

Cover it up.

Cover up the baby.
Here we go.

There, now you can stab
that baby guilt-free.

- Go.
- That's gonna smother the baby.

Oh, you like that?
Peekaboo.

Peekaboo.

- Peekaboo.
- Ben, you're not helping.

Okay, wait wait,
I got it.

What if we sing it
to sleep?

That way it won't be looking at me and it'll
just make it easier on the both of us.

- Yeah yeah, good.
- Right?

Uh...

As luck would have it my neighbor
had a couple of fresh ones.

So...

What's going on?

This isn't
what it looks like.

Stay away from
my daughter!

Whoa!

Hi.
What did they do to you?

Tony, nothing.
Nothing. Tony.

What is this?

No, Tony, the Devil told me
she has to go back.

That she's a bad seed.
An evil monster.

The Devil is full of lies.

Sam!

This baby is innocent.
She's not a monster.

Oh God, Benji!

Tony, the Devil
wants her back.

I'll raise her
to be good, Sam.

Babies aren't born evil.

- Humans make them evil.
- You can't stop him. He'll kill you.

What would you
have me do, Sam?

I'm not just gonna
hand her over.

He won't stop coming for you
until he gets the baby.

We have to make the Devil
not want it.

How do we do that?

Baptism.

What if we baptize
the baby?

If we get her baptized
it washes away Original Sin.

- Will that work?
- If she's christened she'll be pure...

a blank slate.
The Devil won't have any claim over her,

- at least for now.
- That just might work.

Yeah, that just might
work, baby.

Daddy's gonna get you
baptized.

Yeah, he's gonna
have you baptized.

Hey, we're all set.

My grandmother called ahead
and spoke to Father Ortega.

Now he's willing to do
the emergency baptism

- as long as we have parents standing in.
- Here comes Mama.

Hey, Andi.
Thank you for doing this.

You don't know how much
it means to me.

Yeah, sure, Tony.

Uh, well,
there's Father Ortega.

Oh.

Andi, this is
little Stevie.

Oh, she's beautiful.

Stevie, this is Andi.
She's gonna be your mama for today

along with Papa Sam.

Oh, you're not standing
in as the father?

Oh, I can't.
The whole demon thing.

I can't enter unto
consecrated ground.

I'll light up like
an oversoaked flamb�

But Sam's half human
so he's probably okay.

And I can't imagine a sweeter
couple than you and Sam

to watch over little Stevie
at her christening.

- Right?
- Fine.

Let's just get
it over with.

Something going on
with you and Sam?

Hmm, son of the Devil.

Oh yeah.
Yeah.

You know, Andi,
I was right there with you.

I thought Sam
was full of evil

just waiting
to burst forth.

Heck, I even tried
to kill him.

But then Steve
appeared to me

and he let me know that
Sam was worth saving.

I just don't think his fate
is tied to the Devil.

Do you know that?

Well...

Well, you don't know
anything for sure.

The Devil says this baby
belongs in hell,

but when I look at
that angel face,

- all I see is the good.
- Yeah.

And that's what I see
when I look at Sam.

I can't prove that, Andi.

That's something you need
to look for in Sam

and find for yourself.

Right?

Why are you staring at me?

You didn't burst
into flames.

Why would I burst
into flames?

Tony said he couldn't walk
on consecrated ground

without lighting on fire.

I just thought maybe
the same for you.

You didn't think
to warn me?

No, I was testing you.

You would've deserved it.

You're probably right.

So are we good?

I don't know yet.

You know, when I look at you I see the Sam
I've known for years,

the Sam that I know
would be here doing good,

trying to save this baby.

But it also really worries
me who your father is.

It worries me too.

Look, Andi, I think
there's good inside me.

I hope there is.

But, you know,
if you ever see anything

that doesn't
seem right,

run for the hills.

Okay, welcome, everybody.

If we could just gather around,
we're ready to get started.

Just have to take care of
a little business first.

Okay, just need
you to sign

and date the bottom,
both of you.

Sam.
Sam Sam Sam Sam!

- The stroller!
- Oh my God!

Sam! Sam Sam Sam Sam!
No no no no!

Sam!

Thank you, Sammy.
I'll take that.

She's just an innocent baby.
Come on, let her go.

Oh, poor Sammy.
I get it.

You see yourself
in her.

A poor innocent who gets screwed
by someone else's bad choices.

But I told you before,
she is no innocent.

How do you know for sure?

Because she's destined
for evil.

Nature verses nurture.

No amount of loving parenting
will change this kid.

Look, I've been
around a long time.

From everything I've seen,
nature always wins.

Doesn't it, honey, huh?

All right, fine.
Fine, if she's gonna be so terrible

just let her stay
here on earth.

What are you babbling
on about?

She's destined
for evil, right?

I mean, isn't that what you want,
people to do evil things?

Let her grow up and go
totally sick on the world.

I want souls, Sammy.
That's my deal.

But imagine how many
more souls she could deliver to you.

How many people
will she hurt?

Boyfriends, friends,
people she can mess up

who will probably turn evil
themselves, right?

I mean, you could have
one soul or dozens.

Hmm.

You don't even know what she's
gonna be when she grows up.

What if she's a teacher?
What if she's a psychiatrist,

Think how many people
she can damage like that.

Hey, maybe you'll
become a politician,

even president.

Yes yes, absolutely.
That's what I'm saying.

Well...

There you go.
Here you go.

Wow, Sammy.
What a performance, man.

What are you saying?

Did you really think
I would fall for that

she'll-be-evil bit?

You're really bumming
me out, man.

You think
I'm such a dummy.

I know how
this story ends,

how this kid
is gonna turn out.

The same way I know
how you're gonna turn out.

You can't stop
nature, Sammy.

And I'll very much enjoy
the look on your face

when I'm proven right.

What are you doing?

- Hey, sis.
- What's this?

What?
This?

Oh, this is...
this is nothing.

This is a pill the doctor
told me to take.

I have a small problem.

Well, not small.

It's, you know, more of
an average-sized problem.

And I need to take these

to tame my...

vivaciousness.

I need to take my free
and curious outgoing nature

and put it inside of a box

to make myself
a better brother

and person.

I'm too spirited.

No.

No.

It would break my heart
if you were any less spirited.

- I won't let you.
- Wai...

Ah!

I never want your wonderful
spirit to change.

- Kristen, l...
- Sock...

you have been so loving
and attentive.

And if you change that
wonderful spirit,

that will change me,

and that would be sad.

Yeah.

You're right. I don't know what I was
thinking with the...

You are very very
very sweet

and perceptive.

You are...
you are a good person.

This is good, right?
This is... yeah.

You are an amazing sister.

Now we need to make sure
you don't change.

- Yeah.
- What can I do to help you?

- Help me?
- Yeah.

Anything. I will do
anything for you.

Just tell me what it is
you need from me and I will give it.

In your face!

Thank you.
I'll see you next week.

Go away.

Ooh, testy.
Everything all right?

I know why you're here. You have some
sick need to mess with me and Sam.

Well, it's not gonna work,
so thanks for stopping by.

I'm not gonna mess with you.
I'm just surprised you're still dating him,

being the son
of the Devil and all.

- Sam is a good guy. He's not you.
- Really?

Yeah, and with everything
that hangs over Sam's head,

he still manages to be
a good and decent person.

I think he'll always
be that way.

Wow.

That's amazing.

No no no no, I'm impressed by
your intuitiveness.

You can see evil.

I'm still trying
to hone that knack.

Evil is a tough one
to spot.

You know, it lurks

down in those
deep dark corners.

It's hard to see.

Oh, and they say the worst evil comes
in a friendly form...

a nice smile,
familiar eyes.

And it's never recognized.

Well, until it's too late.

Especially
if you're in love.

They say evil is impossible
to see if it's got your heart.

But good for you that you're
so confident about Sam.

I mean, that's great.

I must have missed it.

But good eye, Andi.

Good job.

Well, this is the place.

You're gonna move
into this?

Yeah, unit 18.

It's a great
storage facility.

To live in?

Yeah, it's climate-
controlled, quiet.

The first month is free.

Are you sure Mom
won't let you move back?

Uh, no, Sam.

She made it pretty clear
we're over.

She blames me for everything
that happened

and she's got every right
not to forgive me.

But hey,
what do you think?

We put a flatty
on the wall,

some chili pepper
string lights,

get my old Seahawks
posters framed.

Could be a real
man cave, right?

Dad...

I can't stay mad at you.

You're my father.

What?

If I am a good person,

it's because of how
I was raised.

You raised me well, Dad.

Sam...

you're a good son.

Anyway...

let's get this sucker unloaded
and move in.

Wait, Dad.

I have a better idea.

Push it to the left.
Turn it to the left.

Okay, yeah.

All right.

Hey, guys.

Hey, how was
the ride over?

Oh, good good.
This is great.

Hey, I've got a bunch of refrigerator
magnets from the Bench,

so you can style and decorate
it any way you want, okay?

Oh, that's fantastic, Ben.

Okay, I want to be really clear about
something, Mr. O.

You are a garage
roomy only, okay?

I don't want you wandering
inside the house.

It's off-limits
to the mostly dead.

Oh yeah yeah,
I understand completely.

Okay then.
Welcome aboard.

- Stay cool, Mr. Oliver.
- I will.

I will. You know, this place
is so roomy.

I'll have to have a party
and invite you guys over.

Totally.

- You are a good son.
- I second that.