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Previously on "Reaper"...

Sam.

Is this a carjacking?
Are you carjacking me?

I'm the Devil.

Before you were born, your mom and I
sold your soul to the Devil.

You're just gonna bring
escaped souls back to hell.

- That's cool, right?
- How am I supposed to capture them?

This will help.
A vessel.

Place the vessel on the mat.

So they're not all
little vacuums?

The boss gives you the vessel
he thinks you can handle.

You must be a real moron.

Explain to me how you
chopped some guy's head off.

When a soul escapes from hell
I have to capture it.

What you saw us doing the other day,
that was an escaped soul.

- Sam works for the Devil.
- Tony is a demon.

He's a demon from hell.

- I believe you.
- You are the son of Satan, Sam.

Evidently I'm destined
to end the world.

Well, you're not really
very good at anything.

So you'll probably
screw that up too.

Word of caution:

I don't accept failure.

Ever.

"Dear Andi,
you may be wondering

why I'm writing you
this letter instead of calling you.

The truth is,
if I called you now

you'd convince me
to come home.

But I still need time to
reflect on my father's death,

having my soul sold out
from underneath me,

what it means to be
the bounty hunter for hell.

But every time
I hit a rough patch I think of you

and I continue on
because l..."

- What the hell are you guys reading?
- What?

Is that... is that the letter
I wrote to Andi?

Sock, you were supposed
to mail that.

What?
Oh, dude, I forgot. I'm sorry.

Wait, that was in
Tahoe, right?

Because in my own defense,
I forgot my name in Tahoe.

You guys, Andi thought we were
gonna be gone for two weeks.

It's been four weeks, Sock,
and she doesn't know where we are.

All right, look. This is not a problem.
We hop in the car right now,

drive 90 the whole way there,
we'll be there in two days tops.

Unless we go to SeaWorld.

Yeah.

Okay, no SeaWorld.
Fine.

Wait.
So where did we land

on the whole telling-Andi-
I'm -the-Devil's -son thing?

Oh, I think we decided
she was gonna be shocked,

then confused, then she'd probably
stab you in the face.

- Right.
- Don't tell her, Sam.

Not now. I mean, we have to figure out
what it all means first.

Yeah, but I don't want to keep
another secret from her.

Want to bring her
a bag of chips?

A little salt and vinegar
to say I'm sorry?

Sock, no.
Shut up.

- Yeah, all right.
- Attaboy.

- Now you're thinking.
- Yeah.

Andi.

Hey, I'm...

Got something for you.

They evicted you
from your apartment.

I went by and got
whatever I could.

Oh.

Um, thank you.

The answering machine
is probably full.

I mean, I left a ton of messages,
which you can ignore now.

Andi, I'm so sorry,
okay?

I wrote you this letter
but Sock forgot to mail it.

You gave Sock a letter

to mail?

Well, yeah.

Okay, well, let me
ask you this:

If there was an emergency,

let's say life
or death situation,

would you call Sock?

Probably not.

Say you wanted somebody to
make you a piece of toast.

- Would you call Sock?
- I would not, no.

Well gee, Sam,
thanks.

I mean, I feel
really valued

that you would give
the most responsible person

a letter to mail me so
I don't worry about you.

I... put a stamp
on it myself.

It doesn't even matter.

Oh, but there is
one bit of...

one bit of information.

Ted fired
the three of you

and is going to have
you arrested

if you trespass and show
your face around here.

I don't care about that.

No. No, you don't really care
about anything, do you?

- Andi.
- Welcome back.

God.

No money, no job,

no place to live.

My girlfriend froze me
out pretty hard.

My crimper!
I thought I lost this.

Yeah, I use a crimper
sometimes, okay?

It adds to my mystique.

I'm gonna say it.

I'm glad we got evicted.
That place ate it.

Now we can finally rent a mansion
like we always talked about, right?

We never talked
about that.

Sock, we don't have jobs.
We can't rent anything.

Okay, Uncle Sam,
suggestions?

I don't know.
Maybe we should just all live

at one of our parents'
houses for now.

We can't stay
at my grandmom's house.

She's getting pretty senile.
She just bought a gun.

Okay, so that's a no.
Sock, you, what's your deal?

What? No. My new lame stepdad
lives there... Morris.

Oh yeah, he's probably
having sex with your mom all the time.

Ben, she don't...

they don't do that.
My mom doesn't even have a...

she doesn't... no.
Ew, no, okay? No.

Sure, Sock.

You know what?
You guys are right.

We should move back
into my place.

It'll stop any and all boot
knocking activities forever.

Let's go.

Mama.

It's your little Sock Puppet
here to move back in.

Ma.

Ma, come on,
open the door.

You're making me look dumb
in front of my friends.

Ma.

What do you want?

Who are you?

- Who are you?
- I'm Sock.

- Open the door.
- No.

No? Why don't you go get
my mom for me?

- Who's your mom?
- Judy Wysocki.

So open the door.

No one mentioned any Sock.

I find that hard to believe.

My mom brags about me
all the time.

She didn't mention
her little Sock Monkey?

Hmm?
Johann Sebastian Sock?

Sockrates?
Come on!

All right, well,
looks like we're sleeping in my car.

- Never.
- We just slept in Sam's car for four weeks.

Well, never again.

You are a problem solver.

All right, gents, The Work Bench
is our oyster to be shucked.

- What aisle are the cots in?
- Aisle 10.

Good, what aisle are
the blankets and pillow in?

- Aisle 5.
- No no, not those crappy foam ones.

- The down ones.
- Oh, aisle 6.

- All right, whiskey?
- Ted's office, bottom left drawer.

Good.
Let's rock and roll.

- I'm gonna go to aisle 16.
- What's there?

- New doors.
- Safety first, I like it, Sam.

Good thinking.

Well, would you
look at that.

The prodigal son
has returned.

I'm just kidding.

I knew the real prodigal
son, you know.

The dude was an ass.

Super needy.

So welcome home, buddy.

So tell me all about
your big trip.

Uh, it was good.

That's it?
Good?

I let you take a month off
and you just come back with good?

Come on, details.
Details.

Yeah, we drove almost
all the way to Texas.

- Okay.
- And, uh...

spent a bunch of quality
time with Sock and Ben.

Of course,
of course.

Did a lot of thinking.

I got to tell you, man,
your trip sounds like a real snore-fest.

Did you at least get
a hooker in Reno?

No.

Well, I guess we all
make mistakes.

Regardless,
vacation's over.

Take a peek.

What the hell is this?

The man with the ink
is Derek McCarthy.

In life he was a gang leader,
a cop killer,

a general all-around psycho
with a thirst for violence,

as you can see.

For you.

A little
welcome-home gift.

Oh, you look like
a fairy princess.

- What is it?
- A cattle prod.

I know it may
not look impressive,

but it packs quite a zap.

And I'm supposed to catch
that behemoth with just this?

No, of course not.
Don't be silly.

You're supposed to catch
all those behemoths with that.

- All of them?
- Hey, man,

you're the one that wanted
to go on vacation.

That's impossible.
There's got to be 20 souls there.

I cannot catch 20 souls.

Hey, check this out.

This soul leaped over
the witness stand

and then proceeded
to bludgeon

both the judge
and the bailiff to death

before the courtroom officer
was able to intervene.

Check this guy out.
Look.

Nicknamed Cobra Snake.

He used to gouge his enemies' eye
out and then set them on fire.

- Ew.
- Sweet mother.

I wish my nickname
was Cobra Snake.

It just gets worse and worse.

Every soul here is
a heartless brutal killer.

There's no way we can
get all these guys.

What are we gonna do?

- Ted.
- What do you mean, Ted?

Ted.

This is just too perfect.
My moment of triumph.

Not only do I get to
fire you to your faces,

but I get to charge you
with breaking and entering,

vandalizing merchandise,
and what's that other one?

Oh yeah, trespassing.

Ted, wait.
Hold on.

This is stupid.
Please don't call the cops.

As manager of this store it is
my responsibility, Samuel.

That I take a great deal
of joy in doing so is only a perk.

Oh, go ahead, Ted.
Call the cops.

See if I give a care. I'll just have to call
Work Bench corporate on you.

I'm sure they'd love
to hear all about

a certain Doctor Doggie Door.

Yeah, we all know that you and the doctor
are one and the same, Ted.

The question is,
does corporate know?

- I don't think so.
- I don't think they do.

They don't have any idea

that you buy doggie doors
at store discount

and then resell them
for profit.

You know what?
Call corporate.

I'll get a slap
on the wrist.

Maybe so.
But is, uh...

Professor Sump Pump
willing to take the fall?

Hmm?

I don't know.

What about Mr. Heating, Ventilation
and Air-Conditioning?

My personal favorite.
Or how about...

Senior Trampoline?

See you at work tomorrow?

We're gonna be running
a little late.

- Great. Take your time.
- Okay.

Oh, and so it begins.

My back is killing me.

I feel like death.

Benji, how come you look
so fresh and so clean?

Horse bath.

This is no way to live.

Someone clock in for me.
I'll be back in a few hours.

Hi.
Good morning.

Andi, hey.
We got our jobs back.

Uh-huh.
How'd you convince Ted to do that?

- Blackmail.
- Hmm.

Um, I was wondering
if you wanted to go get lunch maybe later.

No.

How long are you gonna
be mad at me?

Have a great
first day, guys.

Here you go.

What is this?

This'll make you
feel better about Andi.

I'm sorry, I can't go
any higher than five.

Hey, you, girl
living in my house,

open the door!

Okay, all right.

Okay, you want to play it like that?
I can play it like that.

Just gonna bust in there
and take back my throne.

Oh!
Oh God!

Oh my God!

Oh, the stairs.

Who is it?

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I have a squatter
living in my home.

I'm not really a squatter.

Oh, deny it.
Yeah, I dare you to.

Trying to tell me it's not my right to move
back into the cradle of my birth.

Oh God!

You're completely right.

Yeah, I am.
I know.

I talked to your mom.
She cleared everything up.

I knew about Bert,
but I did not know Bert was Sock.

Yeah yeah yeah,
Bert is Sock.

Sock is me.
Who are you?

I'm Kristen.

- Your sister.
- My what?

So you're house-sitting
while they're honeymooning?

Yes.
This is so strange

to wake up one day
and suddenly have a brother.

Yeah, it's crazy.

I mean, I always thought
my brother would be shorter

with different hair
and maybe much more Asian.

Well, I could squint for you,
but that would be offensive, wouldn't it?

Yes, that would be
very offensive.

Hey, let me check out that knee,
see how it looks.

Okay,
if you've got to.

You know, meeting like this
is sort of cool.

'Cause when you're a kid
you fight with your siblings, right?

But we've skipped over
that whole teasing part.

And now we can
just be buds.

Yeah.
This is gonna be fun.

I have a sister.

A sister.
A sister, a sister.

I think you'll live.

Great.

- So what do you think?
- I think it's suicide.

I mean you could probably
vessel one or two souls,

maybe even three
if you're lucky.

But there's 20 dudes
in there.

They're gonna
tear us apart.

I have no idea
what to do.

And Sock has his
thinking face on.

What do you got, buddy?

Do you guys
think it's okay

for me to date
my sister?

Your sister?
The one you just met?

I can't get her
out of my head.

So sultry and exotic,
you know?

I don't know. I guess you two
aren't really related,

- so you're biologically safe.
- Yeah.

Still iffy, though. I mean, what if you make
a move on her and she says no?

Then you're spending every Christmas
with your sister who shot you down.

Oh, yeah.
No, you're right.

Thank you.
Yeah, that could be awkward.

Maybe I'll just
test the waters.

You know, dip my toe
in the pool.

- Let the ripples permeate...
- Hey!

Hi.

Yo, Sammy, up here.
Come here, yeah.

Oh, shame on you for bringing a board
to the battle, my man.

That is dirty pool.
Take that.

Take this.

Sam!
Sam, technical problem!

Sammy,
technical problem!

Little help here!
Little help here!

- Sock, get him!
- The damn prod shut down.

Get him!

Ho!

We got to fight 20
more guys like that?

A vessel that needs to recharge.
Very nice.

Yeah, it's sort of like
going into battle

with a gun that shoots
bullets sometimes.

Hi, roomies.

Hi, big bro.

Hey, sis.

- Oh my God, she's so hot.
- Smoking.

Shut your mouth.
That is my sister.

I got dibs.

This thing is useless.

The Devil's setting me up.
He wants me to die.

Why would he want
to kill his own son?

- Oh wait. He's your father.
- So?

Why don't you try to use
that to your advantage?

Just ask dear old dad
for a favor to get you out of this mess.

Right, also ask him
for a boat.

I don't think he cares
if I'm his son or not.

He's never tried to make
things easier on me before.

It doesn't hurt to ask.

Yeah, you're
probably right.

I should try to figure out
how to get in touch with him.

Wait, shh shh.

- Is she staring at me?
- Certainly is.

Oh my God.

I knew it. I knew it,
she's falling for me.

She wants the full package.

Hey, Andi.
Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- What's up?
- Um, we...

screwed up a little bit
on the road trip

that we took with Sam.

He wrote you a letter
and somebody

forgot to mail it.

Who that somebody is
is not important, but it was Ben.

W-w-w...

Uh...

we remember a lot
of what Sam wrote,

uh, in the letter
and we figured

we'd read it back to you
and maybe you'd stop being mad at him.

- No, guys...
- " Dear Andi,

you're really pretty.

I can't wait to get back
and stare into your something eyes."

- Brown. We got brown.
- Brown eyes, right.

- Brown.
- We couldn't remember that part.

"I can't wait to get back
and stare into your brown eyes.

Also your hair is soft."

- Oh. Yeah, check on that.
- Okay.

"I have some stuff
to say about feelings."

- Okay.
- "I have some stuff to say that's romantic."

- Guys.
- " I miss you so much.

Love Sam."

Okay, guys, I see
what you're doing, okay?

It's really sweet and I appreciate you
trying to help.

But this is really
between me and Sam.

All right, but for whatever
it's worth, you should know

that he is really really
torn up about this.

Yeah, so am I.

And furious

and sad

and happy
all at the same time.

Oh my God, that's exactly
how I feel when I eat Indian food.

Listen, it's just...

it's really complicated.

But I love
the letter though.

It makes me smile,
so thanks.

Um, that's a really
great pen.

I'm just gonna
take that back.

Sure.

"I summon you, Satan.

I summon you from your infernal
depths to appear before me

in this earthly realm."

Oh!

It worked.

Not so much, sport.

I just wanted to tell you that your
pentagram is actually a Star of David.

Mazel Tov.

Well, um,
as long as you're here,

I was wondering if I could
ask you a favor.

Or not a favor,
but a request.

A family request.

Holy crap.
Where did you get this book?

"The devil is attracted
to radishes."

What does that mean?
Like sexually?

Oh, that's disgusting.
Where do they get that?

Listen, I was thinking, you know,
given our special relationship,

that maybe you could
lighten my workload a bit.

Our special relationship?

You know, maybe take
a few souls off my hands.

Like 10 or 15.

Or all of them
if you wanted to.

Hmm, well, first of all
let me say

I like that you're playing
the nepotism card.

It shows a certain
moral disregard

that I find
utterly charming.

Secondly I have to say no.

Your duties and obligations
remain status quo.

But why?

Let me give you a little
history lesson, Sam.

I have been soiling
pure innocent maidens

since the beginning of time.

I have sired many
many many children

on this godforsaken planet
hoping that each

would finally be the one
who would bring about hell on earth.

But no, they all
turn out to be duds.

Every single one of them.

So I will say to you

what I say to them:

Stop whining
and do your job.

Yeah, but you've given
me a stupid recharging cattle prod.

How am I supposed to catch
20 souls with that?

To be precise, it's not
20 souls anymore.

It's 40.

You're trying to kill me.

Why are you
trying to kill me?

You're supposed
to be my father.

Well, even in the wild

parents kill their young.

Look at hyenas,

bears.

It's not that big a deal.

This is unbelievable.
I don't need this.

All I'm saying is

you're not as special
as you think you are, buddy.

Don't you forget that.

Now either you figure this
thing out and save your skin,

or you're a dud too.

Kind of counting on dud.

I'm just saying.

There's no benefit to being
the Devil's son at all?

Nope. Apparently he's got
a ton of kids and he thinks they all suck.

- Mr. Handly.
- What?

Mr. Handly, my fifth-grade
gym teacher.

He used to throw
baseballs at my head.

It's the reason
why I have migraines.

I bet he's one of
the Devil's kids.

Anybody thirsty?

We got a million souls to catch tomorrow
and you want to drink?

Oh, Sam.
Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

This, my friend,
is inspiration.

Okay, we are three highly-
intelligent males.

There's no reason
we can't figure out how

to capture these
jerks and not get killed.

- We just need a little thinking elixir.
- All right.

If we got to pull an all-nighter,
we got to pull an all-nighter.

We may not have gone
to college, boys,

but we can certainly cram
like people who did.

Bottoms up.

I like it.
I like it.

Let's cram this one out.

- All right, let's think.
- This is working. It's working already.

- Mmm.
- Oh, got it, got it.

We drive a train though the front
of the warehouse,

capture all the souls
in the rubble.

Yeah, uh, I don't think there's train tracks
going through the warehouse.

But good... good try.

Oh, cramming is hard.
I hate college.

What time is it?
We're gonna be late.

Shhh!
My hair hurts.

Oh, we crammed, boys.
We crammed hard.

Well, it didn't help us any
and I can barely move.

Ow ow ow ow.

You all right, Ben?

I just had a really
loud thought.

What's that?

What if we got the souls
really drunk?

- What?
- Hey, that's not a... that's not a bad idea.

And then when they're sluggish
and stupid we pounce.

Yes, our all-nighter
paid off.

We are college men.

There's definatly enough
beer in that truck.

Guys, this is wrong.
It's stealing.

Sometimes in order to do something good
you have to do something bad first.

I want you to keep that in mind when
I eventually make love to your mother.

All right, let's go.
He moved.

Go. Eyes on the prize.
Eyes on the prize.

Benji, get the door.

God, I'm out of shape.
Okay, get the door.

Okay, go go go go.

Can I help you?

This... this isn't
my truck at all.

I was delivering
bread next door

and I hopped back into this
one thinking it was mine.

Same color.

Yeah, let's steal
some beers, Sammy.

Go go go go go.

I'm gonna...

All right, guys,
I'm finished with the beer logo.

Come check it out.
Come look.

Okay.

Our beer mascot
is a baby?

Isn't that sort of dumb?

No, that's not a baby.
It's a leprechaun.

Where's his hat?

He took it off. It's impolite to have it
on when you're drinking.

- Why is he wearing a bib?
- Okay, it's a baby.

Jeez, it's all I know
how to draw.

- Are you happy now?
- Very.

Thank you for that.

Andi, hey.

Andi, please wait.

You're absolutely right. I shouldn't have
ever given Sock the letter to mail.

L... maybe I was just
avoiding the issue.

Avoiding what?

Avoiding me?

No, avoiding my life.

You know, I couldn't
face it anymore...

working for the Devil,
my dad dying.

That's something we could
have faced together, Sam.

But you don't think
of us that way.

I mean, instead of coming
to me with your problems,

you took a month-long bender with your
buddies. You ran away.

I wasn't running away from you.
I was running away from the Devil.

Well, you know what?
I can't tell the difference.

I'm really really sorry.

You know that I thought
you were dead?

It would have
made sense, right?

I mean, your life
is always in danger.

And when you guys
disappeared I just thought

that one of the souls
finally got you.

You have every right to be
upset, but I swear to you

I will never put you
in that position again.

I promise.

You said it yourself, Sam.

I mean, you work
for the Devil.

No matter how many times
you try to run from it,

it's never gonna change.

So when you promise
to never make me worry again...

it's a promise you
can't really keep.

Man, I hope
they take the bait.

How could they not?

Free beer, a giant beer baby
enticing them.

Who could resist?

Yeah.

Hey, how much did
all that beer cost?

Don't worry about the cost, Benji.
It's no object.

Also, Work Bench
paid for it.

Corporate card.

How the hell did you
get a corporate card?

You know what?
In the lost and found bin.

Place is a gold mine.
Check it out.

Right?

Guess all we
have to do it wait.

Hey hey, FYI,

we sort of
talked to Andi.

Sort of softened her
up a little bit.

I think everything is fixed.
Yeah?

Yeah, well FYI,
I talked to her too

and she's still
really really mad.

Oh.

Well, Ben talked
mostly to her.

I don't understand.
What's the problem?

Why can't you two just
work it out, you know?

Because she's actually
not wrong.

I mean, the way my life's been going,
the next time I disappear

I probably will be dead.

I mean, it's always
gonna be like this.

I don't know
if she can handle it.

Sounds hopeless.

Yeah.

I pretty much came to
that same conclusion myself.

Are you two
gonna split up?

I knew it. I knew they'd take the bait.
Look at that.

It's only a matter of time
before they're passed out and pacified.

Let's just hope
they're not angry drunks.

It worked.
They're out cold.

Yeah, they even drank
all the Zimas.

It's kind of a shame they
got to go back to hell.

I'd like to party
with these guys.

- Okay.
- All right.

You think this
is gonna hold?

I was a Cub Scout, Sam.
I excelled in knot tying.

Didn't they kick you
out of Scouts?

It was a very political
organization.

All right, let's do this.

There you go.
Slowly.

- Okay, we're getting close to the end here.
- Yup.

Yes!

Oh!

Hi. Hi. I got up to get some water.
You need anything?

What the hell is this?

Run, Sammy, run!
Go!

Aah!

He's getting away.

Ah!

I can't watch, Benji.
Tell me what happens.

Good job, Sammy.

- Oh!
- Oh, man!

Yeah!
Whoo!

- Wha-hoo-hoo!
- Yeah, you did it, Sam.

You did it, Sam.
We're coming down now, okay?

- Whoo, yeah!
- Yeah!

Whoo!

Um, just hold on, okay?

I wasn't really with
these guys, you know?

So I'm cool.
I mean, you and me, we're cool.

I mean, actually,
thank you,

'cause these dudes are
actually kind of crazy.

What do you mean you
weren't with these guys?

When I escaped from hell
I just kind of went with them.

I figured safety
in numbers.

But this whole sleeping-together-in-
the-same-warehouse thing?

I mean,
what's up with that?

Well, whatever.
You're supposed to go to hell

and I'm supposed to send
you there, so sorry.

It worked.
I don't believe it.

It worked. I don't believe it.
I'm free.

Do it again.
Do it again.

What the?

- What?
- Yes!

Yes yes yes yes!

I'm out.
I beat the Devil.

Wait wait, what?

I beat your boss, baby.

I sold my soul to the Devil
and I got out of the deal.

I'm free.

He owned your soul?
He owns my soul.

How the hell did you
get out of it?

He owns your soul?

That's a bummer for you,
man, but not for me.

Tell me how the hell
you got out of it!

Okay okay okay, just no more
electrocutions, okay?

Hand me that
and I'll tell you.

How?

Wow, gullible.

We should talk.

I know.
I know.

Look, Sam, every way I look
at this relationship,

I just don't think
it's gonna work out.

I was thinking
the same thing.

Last night I broke up
with you, okay?

Isn't that weird?

- What is this?
- Somehow, some way this soul

beat the Devil.

He got out of a deal
with him.

All I have to do is figure out how he did it
and then I can get out of my deal too.

No more bounty hunting,
no more going to hell,

no more running away from anything.
We just have to find this guy.

So what do you say?
You in?

Yeah, I'm in.

Oh my God.

This bento box Kristen
made is so delicious.

- What's in it?
- Hmm?

Oh, that's chicken,

tapioca and pickles.

You have no idea
what's in this, do you?

I didn't even know
that was food, Benji.

- Sock.
- Yeah?

Can you give me a hand
in the bedroom?

Yes.

Yes I can.

- Yeah!
- Way to go.

Do you know
how to do this?

- Do what?
- This bed thing.

All these buttons.
I don't understand.

Oh right, that.
That adjusts the firmness of the mattress.

I am awesome at it.

My mom used to let me
sleep in here when I had nightmares.

Oh.

That is a great
shot of me. Regal.

Your mom keeps a lot
of pictures of you around her room.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's a little strange.

No, not really.
I put most of those up myself.

Okay, here we go.

Oh, I can feel it.

Oh, that's nice.

Maybe a little
too soft now.

- Uh-oh, don't want that.
- Mmm-mm.

- A bit harder.
- You got it.

- Almost there.
- Yeah?

Right there.

That was perfect.
You're amazing.

Yes I am.

God, I can't believe
how comfortable we are together.

So natural.
You know what I mean?

I was thinking
the same thing.

You know, l...

I see the way you
watch me when you think I'm not looking.

You noticed that?

Of course I did.
Don't be embarrassed.

Don't be embarrassed.
You know why?

- 'Cause I think it's great.
- Do you?

- Yeah.
- So do I.

What?

- I can't believe how lucky we are.
- So lucky.

- I mean, what are the chances?
- I don't know.

I never realized
how much I wanted this.

- Me too.
- A big brother.

What?

I have a brother!

No, step.
Stepbrother.

It doesn't matter.
It's the same thing.

No no no, Kristen.
It's very different.

Sock, this is a bond
that will never be broken.

And I'm going to be the best
sister in the world.

Yay.

When people think
of the perfect brother and sister,

they're gonna think of us.

Just me and my big bro.

Great.

You know what would make
this night perfect?

Tickle fight!

Okay, no no no.

- Tickle tickle tickle.
- Kristen, stop!

Oh, sorry.

Super ticklish.

No problem.

Hey, come on, big guy.

Let's go for a ride, huh?

I just had her
all detailed.

Yeah?

Wow.
Just wow.

The job you did on those
souls, magnifique.

What do you say we have
a drink and go celebrate?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- For real?

For real. In fact, you know what?
Forget the drink.

Let's do something crazy. Let's hit up
some clubs. Maybe an after-party.

What is the deal, huh?

I thought I was the one
that was supposed to want to have the fun

and you were supposed to be all
pouty and complaining.

I don't know.
I'm just in a fantastic mood right now.

Hey, you want to
go to Vegas?

That would be awesome.

You know, I'm just not
feeling it anymore, pal.

- You'd better just go.
- Are you sure?

Out.
Out!

All right.

Thanks for the ride.

I think I was wrong
about you, Sam.

You're not a dud at all.

You don't even know
what you're capable of.

What evil will
come your way.

What terrible things
you will do at my bidding.

I look forward to a long and fruitful
relationship, Sammy.

So you go ahead and enjoy
your life while you can.

'Cause one of these days
you're mine.

You have a good night too.

Yeah.

Just for that
I'm gonna make it rain.

Hey, it's cool!

I love this weather!

Whoo!
Yeah!