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Previously on Reaper...

Is this a carjacking?
Are you carjacking me?

I'm the Devil!

Before you were born, your mom
and I sold your soul to the devil.

Going to bring escaped souls
back to hell. That's cool, right?

- How am I supposed to capture them?
- This will help. A vessel.

Place the vessel on the mat.

So they're not all little vacuums?

The boss gives you the vessel
he thinks you can handle.

You must be a real moron.

Explain to me how you chopped

some guy's head off!

When a soul escapes from hell,
I have to capture it.

What you saw us doing the other day
that was an escaped soul.

- Works for the devil.
- Tony is a demon.

He's a demon from hell.

- I believe you.
- You are the son of Satan, Sam.

Evidently,
I'm destined to end the world.

Well, you're not really
very good at anything,

so, you'll probably screw that up, too.

Way to go, Sam.

I don't accept failure.

Ever.

"Dear Andi,

"you may be wondering why I'm writing
you this letter instead of calling you.

"The truth is, if I called you now,
"you'd convince me to come home.

"But I still need time to reflect
on my father's death,

"had my soul sold out
from underneath me,

"what it means to be the bounty
hunter for hell.

"But every time I hit a rough patch,

I think of you and I continue on,
because"...

- What the hell are you guys reading?
- What?

Is that the letter I wrote to Andi?
Sock, you were supposed to mail that.

What, dude, I forgot. I'm sorry.
Wait, that was in

Tahoe, right? Because in my own defense,
I forgot my name in Tahoe.

You guys, Andi thought we were
going to be gone for 2 weeks.

It's been 4 weeks, sock,
and she doesn't know where we are!

Look, this is not a problem.
We hop in the car right now,

drive 90 the whole way there.
We'll be there in 2 days, tops.

Unless we go to sea world.

OK, no sea world, fine.

- = 201 =-
" A New Hope "

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Wait,

so where did we land on the whole
telling Andi i'm the devil's son thing?

I think we decided
that she would be shocked,

then confused, and then she'd
probably stab you in the face.

- Right.
- Don't tell her, Sam.

Not now. I mean, we have to figure
out what it all means first.

Yeah, but I don't want to
keep another secret from her.

You want to bring her a bag of chips?
A little

- salt and vinegar to say I'm sorry?
- Sock! No, shut up.

- Yeah, all right.
- That a boy. Now you're thinking.

Got something for you.

They evicted you from your apartment.

I went by and got whatever I could.

- Thank you.
- The answering machine's probably full.

I mean, I left a ton of messages,
which you can ignore now.

Andi, I'm so sorry, OK? I wrote you
this letter, but sock forgot to mail it.

You gave Sock a letter?
To mail?

Well, yeah.

OK, well let me ask you this.

If there was an emergency,
let's say life or death situation.

Would you call Sock?

Probably not.

Say you wanted somebody to
make you a piece of toast.

- Would you call Sock?
- I would not, no.

Well, gee, Samn, thanks.

I mean, I feel really valued that you
would give the most responsible person

a letter to mail me
so I don't worry about you.

- I... put a stamp on it myself.
- It doesn't even matter.

But there is one bit of...

One bit of information.
Ted fired the three of you.

And is going to have you arrested if you
trespass and show your face around here.

I don't care about that.

No, you don't really
care about anything, do you?

You know, welcome back.

Come on!

No money, job...

Place to live.

My girlfriend froze me out pretty hard.

My crimper!
I thought I lost this.

Yeah, I use a crimper sometimes, OK?
It adds to my mystique.

I'm gonna say it. I'm glad
we got evicted. That place ate it.

Now we can finally rent a mansion like
we always talked about.

We never talked about that.

Sock, we don't have jobs
and we can't rent anything.

OK, uncle Sam.
Suggestions?

I don't know. Maybe should just all live
in one of our parents' houses for now.

We can't stay at my grandmom's house.

She's getting pretty senile.
She just bought a gun.

OK, so that's a no. Sock, you?
What's your deal?

What? No, forget about it. My new
lame step-dad lives there, Morris.

Yeah, he's probably having sex
with your mom all the time.

They don't do that.
My mom doesn't even have a...

- She doesn't no. OK, no.
- Sure, Sock.

You know what?

You guys are right. We should
move back in to my place to stop

any and all boot-knocking
activities forever. Let's go.

Mama!It's little sock puppet
here to move back in.

Ma, come on, open the door.

You're making me look dumb
in front of my friends.

- What do you want?
- Who... are you?

- Who are you?
- I'm Sock. Open the door.

What why don't you go get my mom for me?

- Who's your mom?
- Judy Wysocki.

So open the door.

No one mentioned any Sock.

I find that hard to believe.
My mom brags about me all the time.

She didn't mention a little Sock monkey?

Johann Sebastian Sock?

Sock-rates.

All right, well,
looks like we're sleeping in my car.

Never.

We just slept in Sam's car for 4 weeks.

Well, never again.

You are a problem solver.

Gents, the work bench
is our oyster to be shucked.

- What aisle are the cots in?
- Aisle 10.

What aisle are the blankets
and pillows in?

- Aisle 5.
- No. Not those crappy foam ones.

- The down ones.
- Aisle 6.

- All right whisky?
- Ted's office bottom left drawer.

Good, let's rock and roll.
I want to go to aisle 16.

- What's there?
- New doors.

Safety first. I like it, Sam.
Good thinking.

Well, would you look at that?
The prodigal son has returned.

I'm just kidding.

I knew the real prodigal son, you know.
The dude was an ass.

Super needy.

So welcome home, buddy.

So tell me all about your big trip.

- It was good.
- That's it, good?

I let you take a month off, and you just
come back with good? Come on, details,

details.

Yeah, we drove almost
all the way to Texas.

Yeah... Spent a bunch of quality
time with Sock and Ben.

- Of course, of course.
- Did a lot of thinking.

I gotta tell you, man,
you trip sounds like a real snore-fest.

Did you at least get a hooker in Reno?

Well, I guess we all make mistakes.

Regardless,

vacation's over.

Take a peek.

What the hell is this?

The man with
the ink is derrick mccarthy.

In life, he was a gang leader,
cop killer,

and general all-around psycho
with a thirst for violence.

As you can see.

For you.
A little welcome home gift.

You look like a fairy princess.

- What is it?
- A cattle prod.

You know, it may not look impressive,
but it packs quite a zap.

And I'm supposed to catch
that behemoth with just this?

Of course not, don't be silly.

You're supposed to catch
all those behemoths with that.

- All of them?!
- Hey, man.

You're the one that wanted
to go on vacation.

That's impossible. There's gotta be
20 souls there. I cannot catch 20 souls!

Hey, check this out.

This soul leaped over the witness stand
and then proceeded to bludgeon

both the judge and the bailiff to death

before the courtroom
officer was able to intervene.

Oh, my god, check this out. Look, look.
Nickname cme cobra snake.

He used to gouge his enemy's eyes out
and then set them on fire.

Sweet mother.
Wish my Nickname: Cobra snake.

It just gets worse and worse. Every soul
here is a heartless, brutal killer.

There's no way we can get all these
guys. What are we going to do?

- Ted?
- What do you mean, Ted?

This is just too perfect.
My moment of triumph.

Not only do I get to
fire you to your faces,

but I get to charge you with breaking
and entering, vandalizing merchandise,

and what's that other one?
Oh, yeah. Trespassing.

Ted, wait!
Hold on.

This is stupid!
Please don't cal the cops!

As manager of this store
it is my responsibility, Samuel.

That I take a great deal
of joy in doing so is only a perk.

Go ahead, Ted. Call the cops.
See if I give a care.

I'll just have to call
work bench corporate on you.

Sure they'd love to hear all about
a certain doctor Doggie door.

Yeah, I know that you and the doctor
are one in the Same, Ted.

Question is, does corporate know?
I don't think so. I don't think they do.

See, they don't have any idea
that you buy Doggie door

as a store discount
and then resell them for profit.

You know what, call corporate.
I'll get a slap on the wrist.

Maybe so.

But is...

professor Sum Pump
willing to take the fall?

I don't know.

What about, Mr. Heating, ventilation and
air conditioning? My personal favorite.

Or how about Senor Trampoline?

- See you at work tomorrow?
- We'll be running a little late.

Great. Take your time.

So it begins.

My back is killing me.
I feel like death.

Benji, how come you look so fresh
and so clean?

Whore's bath.

This is no way to live!

Hey, someone clock in for me.
I'll be back in a few hours.

- Hi. How you doing?
- Hey, sorry.

Andi, hey. We got our jobs back.

- How did you convince Ted to do that?
- Blackmail.

I was wondering if you wanted to go get
lunch maybe later.

How long are you going to be mad at me?!

Have a great first day, guys.

Here you go.

What is this?

This will make you feel better,
about Andi.

I'm sorry,
I can't go any higher than five.

Hey, you, girl living in my house!
Open the door!

OK, all right. OK, you want to play
it like that? I can play it like that.

I'm just gonna bust in there
and take back my throne.

Oh, my god!
The stairs!

Are you OK?

No. I'm not OK.
I have a squatter living in my home!

- I'm not really a squatter.
- Deny it yeah, I dare you to.

Try and tell me it's not my right to
move back into the cradle of my birth.

Oh, god!

You're completely right.

Yeah, I am. I know.

I talk to your mom.
She cleared everything up.

I knew about bert,
but I did not know bert was Sock.

Yeah, yeah, bert is Sock.
Sock is me. Who are you?

I'm Kristin.
Your sister.

My what?

So you're housesitting
while they're honeymooning?

This is so strange to wake up
one day and suddenly have a brother.

- Yeah, it's crazy.
- I mean,

I always thought my brother
would be shorter with different hair,

and, maybe much more Asian.

I can squint for you,
but that would be offensive, wouldn't t?

Yes, that would be very offensive.

Hey, let me check out that knee,
see how it looks.

If you gotta.

You know,
meeting like this is sorta cool.

'cause when you're a kid,
you fight with your siblings, right?

But we've skipped over that whole
teasing part and now

- we can just be buds.
- Yeah!

This is gonna be fun.
I got. I have a sister!

A sister, a sister, a sister.

- I think you'll live.
- Great!

- So what do you think?
- I think it's suicide.

You could probably vessel one or two
souls, maybe even three if you're lucky.

But there's 20 dudes in there.
They're gonna tear us apart.

I have no idea what to do.

And Sock has his thinking face on.

What do you got, buddy?

Do you guys think it's OK
for me to date my sister?

- Your sister? The one you just met?
- I can't get her out of my head.

She's so sultry and exotic, you know.
I don't know.

I guess you two aren't
really related, so...

- You're biologically safe.
- It's still iffy though.

What if you make a move on her
and she says no? Then you're spending

every Christmas
with your sister who shot you down.

No, you're right. Thank you.

That could be awkward.
Maybe I just test the waters a little.

Dip my toe in the pool,
let the ripples permeate.

Sammy! Toss it to me! Come here!

Shame on you for bringing a board to
the battle, my man. That's dirty pool.

Take that!
Take this!

Technical problem!

- Sock, get him!
- You can't rush this, Sam!

We gotta fight 20 more guys like that?

Run!

A vessel that needs to recharge.
Very nice.

Yeah sort of like going into battle with
a gun that shoots bullets sometimes.

Hi, roomies.

- Hi, big bro.
- Hey, sis.

- Oh, my god. She's so hot.
- Smokin'.

Shut your mouth! That is my sister.

- I got dibs.
- This thing is useless.

The Devil set me up. He wants me to die.

Why would he want to kill his own son?

Wait.
He's your father.

So?

Why don't you try to use
that to your advantage?

Just ask dear old dad for a favor
to get you out of this mess.

Right. Also, ask him for a boat.

I don't think he cares
if I'm his son or not.

He's never tried to make
things easier on me before.

Doesn't hurt to ask.

You're probably right. I should just

I should try figure
out how to get in touch with him.

Wait.

Is she starting at me?

Certainly is.

Oh, my god!
I knew it.

I knew it. She's falling for me.
She wants the full package.

- What's up?
- We...

Screwed up a little bit on
the road trip that we took with Sam.

He wrote you a letter.

And somebody forgot to mail it.

Who that somebody is is not important,
but it was ben.

We rember...
A lot of what Sam wrote

in the letter, and
we figured we'd read it back to you

and maybe you'd stop being mad at him.
So, "dear Andi"

you're really pretty.

I can't wait to get back
and stare into your something eyes."

- Brown. We got brown.
- Brown eyes, brown. Brown.

We couldn't remember that part.
"I can't wait to get back and stare

into your brown eyes.
Also, your hair is soft."

Yeah, check on that.

"I have some stuff to
say about feelings."

OK, you...

"i have some stuff to say
that's romantic."

- "I Miss you so much.
- love, Sam."

You guys, I see what you're doing.

OK. It's really sweet,
and I appreciate you trying to help.

- But this is really between me and Sam.
- All right but for whatever it's worth,

you should know that he's really,
really, torn up about this.

Yeah. So am i.

And furious. And

sad and happy.
All at the same time.

Oh, my god, that's exactly how
I feel when I eat indian food.

Listen, it's just.
It's really complicated.

But I love the letter, though.
And it makes me smile, so thanks.

That's a really great pen.
I'm just gonna take that back.

Sure.

"I summon you, satan,
"i summon you from your infernal depths

"to appear before
me in this earthly realm."

- It worked!
- Not so much, sport.

I just wanted to tell you that your
pentagram is actually a star of David.

Mazal tov!

Well,

as long as you're here, I was
wondering if I could ask you a favor.

Not a favor, but a request.
A family request.

Holy crap, where did you get this book?

"The Devil is attracted to radishes."

What does that mean?
Like, sexually?

That's disgusting.
Where did they get that?

Listen, I was thinking, given our
special relationship, that maybe...

You could lighten my workload a bit.

Our special relationship?

You know, maybe take a few souls
off my hands, like 10 or 15.

All of them, if you wanted to.

Well, first of all, let me say, I like
that you're playing the nepotism card.

It shows a certain moral disregard
that I find utterly charming.

And secondly, I have to say no.

Your duties and obligations
remain status quo.

But why?

Let me give you a little history
lesson, Sam. I have been soiling

pure, innocent maidens
since the beginning of time.

I have sired many, many, many
children on this godforsaken planet,

hoping that each

would finally be the one who
would bring about hell on earth.

But no, they all turn out to be duds.

Every single one of them.

So I will say to you what I say to them.

Stop whining, and do your job.

Yeah, but you've given me a
stupid recharging cattle prod.

How am I supposed to
catch 20 souls with that?

To be precise,
it's not 20 souls anymore.

It's 40.

You're trying to kill me.

Why are you trying to kill me?

You're supposed to be my father.

Well, even in the wild,
parents kill their young.

Yeah, look at hyenas, bears.

And that's not that big a deal.

This is unbelievable.
This I don't believe this.

All I'm saying is...

You're not as special as
you think you are, buddy.

Don't you forget that.

Either you figure this thing
out and save your skin...

Or you're a dud, too.

Kinda countin'on dud.
I'm just sayin'.

There's no benefit to being
the devil's son at all?

Apparently he's got a ton of kids,
and he thinks they all suck.

- Mr. Handley.
- What?

Mr. Handley, my fifth grade gym teacher.
He used to throw baseballs at my head.

It's the reason why I have migraines.
I bet he's one of the devil's kids.

Anybody thirsty?

We got a million souls to catch
tomorrow, and you want to drink?

Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
This, my friend, is inspiration.

OK, we are three highly
intelligent males.

She no reason we can't figure out how to
capture these Jerks and not get killed.

Just need a little thinking elixir.

If we gotta pull an all-nighter,
we gotta pull an all-nighter,

we may not have gone to college, boys,
we certainly cram like people who did.

Bottom's up.

I like it.
I like it.

Let's cram this one out.
All right, let's think.

- Think, think.
- This is working. It's working already.

Got it. Got it, got it, got it.

We drive a train through
the front of the warehouse,

capture all the souls in the rubble.

Yeah, I don't think there's train
tracks going through the warehouse,

but good try.

Well, cramming is hard. I hate college.

We're gonna be late.

- My hair hurts.
- We crammed, boys.

We crammed hard.

Well, it didn't help us any,
and I can barely move.

- You all right, ben?
- I just had a really loud thought.

What was that?

What if we got the souls really drunk?

- What?
- Hey, that's not.

That's not a bad idea. And then when
they're sluggish and stupid, we pounce!

Our all-nighter paid off.
We are college men!

There's definitely enough
beer in that truck.

Guys, this is wrong. It's stealing.

Sometimes in order to do something good,
you have to do something bad first.

I want you to keep that in mind when
I eventually make love to your mother.

All right, let's go, let's move.

Go! Eyes on the prize,
eyes on the prize! Quick, get the door!

Can I help you?

This isn't my truck at all.
I was, delivering bread next door

and I hopped back into this
one thinking it was mine. Same color.

Yeah! Let's steal some beer, Sammy!

I'm gonna...

All right, guys.

I think I'm finished with the beer logo.
Come check it out. Come look.

Our beer mascot is a baby?
Isn't that sort of dumb?

No, that's not. It's not a baby.
It's a leprechaun.

Where's his hat?

He took it off. It's impolite to have it
on when you're drinking.

- Why is he wearing a bib?
- OK! It's a baby! Jeez.

It's all I know how to draw.
Are you happy now?

Very.
Thank you for that.

Andi, please wait.

You absolutely right. I shouldn't have
ever given sock the letter to mail. I...

- maybe I was just avoiding the issue.
- Avoiding what?

- Avoiding me?
- No, avoiding my life.

You know, I couldn't face it anymore.
Working for the devil, my dad dying...

That's something we could
have faced together, Sam.

But you don't think of us that way.

I mean, instead of coming
to me with your problems,

you took a month-long bender
with your buddies. You ran away.

Yeah, I wasn't running away from you,
I was running away from the devil!

You know what,
I can't tell the difference.

- I'm really, really sorry.
- You know that I thought you were dead?

No, it would have made sense, right?
When your life is always in danger.

When you guys disappeared I just thought
that one of the souls finally got you.

You have every right to be upset,
but I swear to you,

I will never put you in that
position again. I promise.

You said it yourself, Sam.
I mean, you work for the devil.

No matter how many times you try to run
from it, it's never going to change.

So when you promise to
never make me worry again,

it's a promise you can't really keep.

- Man, I hope they take the bait.
- How could they not?

Free beer,
giant beer baby enticing them, right?

Who could resist?

Hey, how much did all that beer cost?

Don't worry about the cost, Benji.
It's no object.

Also, work bench paid for it.
Corporate card.

- The hell did you get a corporate card?
- You know what, weirdly,

in the lost and found bin.
Place is a goldmine. Check it out.

- Right?
- Guess all we have to do is wait.

Hey, hey, FYI. We,

sorta talked to Andi,
sort of softened her up a little bit.

I think, everything's fixed, yeah?

Yeah, well, FYI.
I talked to her, too, and...

She's still really, really mad.

Well, ben talked mostly to her.

I don't understand. What's the problem?
Why can't you two just...

Work it out, you know?

Because she's actually not wrong.
I mean, the way my life's been going,

the next time I disappear.
I probably will be dead.

I mean,
it's always going to be like this.

- I don't know if she can handle it.
- Sounds hopeless.

I pretty much came to
that same conclusion myself.

Are you two gonna split up?

I don't. I knew it. I knew they'd
take the bait. Look at that.

It's only a matter of time before
they're passed out and pacified.

Let's just hope they're
not angry drunks.

It worked. They're out cold.

Yeah, they even drank all the zimas.

It's kind of a shame
they gotta go back to hell.

I'd like to party with these guys.

All right.

- You think this is going to hold?
- I was a cub scout, Sam.

- I excelled in knot tying.
- Didn't they kick you out of scouts?

It was a very political organization.

All right, let's do this.

There you go. There you go, slowly.

We're getting close to the end here.

Hi. I just gotta get some water.
You need anything?

- What the hell is this?
- Run, Sammy, run! Go!

He's getting away!

I can't watch, Benji,
tell me what happens!

Good job, Sammy!

Oh, man!

Yeah! You did it, Sam!

You did it, Sam!
We're coming down now, OK?

Just...

Hold on, OK?
I wasn't really with these guys.

You know, so, i'm cool.
Man, you and me? We're cool.

I mean, actually I thank you, because
these dudes are actually kind of crazy.

What do you mean,
you weren't with these guys?

When I escaped from hell, I just kind of
went them. I figured safety in numbers.

But this whole sleeping together in
the same warehouse thing, I mean...

- What's up with that?
- Whatever.

You're supposed to go to hell, and
I'm supposed to send you there, so...

Sorry.

It worked! I don't believe it.

It worked. I don't believe it, i'm free.
Do it again. Do it again!

What the...

I'm out!

I beat the devil!

- Wait, wait, wait, what?!
- I beat your boss, baby.

I sold my soul to the devil,
and I got out of the deal.

I'm free.

He owned your soul? He owns my soul!
How the hell did you get out of it?

He owns your soul?

That's a bummer for you,
man, but not for me.

Tell me how the hell you got out of it!

Just no more electrocutions, OK? Just...

- hand me that, and I'll tell you.
- How?

Gullible.

- We should talk.
- I know, I know.

Look, Sam, every way I look
at this relationship, it's...

I just don't think it's gonna work out.

I was thinking that same thing!
Last night I broke up with you.

That weird?

- What is this?
- Somehow, some way, this soul

beat the Devil.

He got out of a deal with him.
And all I have to do is figure out

how he did it, and then I can get out
of my deal, too. No more

bounty hunting no more going to hell,
no more running away from anything.

We just have to find this guy.

So what do you say? You in?

Yeah, I'm in.

Oh, my god.

This bento box Kristin
made is so delicious. What's in it?

That's, chicken, tapioca and pickles.

You have no idea what's in it, do you?

I didn't even know that was food, Benji.

Can you give me a hand in the bedroom?

Yes, I can.

- Do you know how to do this?
- Do what?

This bed thing.

All these buttons, I don't understand.

Right. That adjusts
the firmness of the mattress.

I am awesome at it.

My mom used to let me sleep
in here when I had nightmares. But...

That is a great shot of me. Regal.

Your mom keeps a lot
of pictures of you around her room.

It's a little strange.

No, not really.
I put most of those up myself.

OK, here we go.

I can feel it.

That's nice.

Maybe a little too soft now.

Don't want that.

- A bit harder.
- You got it.

- Almost there.
- Yeah?

Right there.

That was perfect.

- You're amazing.
- Yes, I am.

God, I can't believe how
comfortable we are together.

- It's so natural, you know what I mean?
- I was thinking the same thing.

You know, i, I see the way you watch
me when you think I'm not looking.

- You notice that?
- Of course I do.

Don't be embarrassed,
don't be embarrassed. You know why?

Because I think it's great.

- Do you?
- Yeah.

- So do i.
- What?

- I can't believe how lucky we are!
- So lucky!

I mean, what are the chances?
I don't know!

I never realized how much I wanted this.

- Me, too.
- A big brother!

- What?!
- I have a brother!

No, step! Stepbrother!

It doesn't matter! It's the same thing.

No, no, no, Kristin,
it's very different.

This is a bound
that will never be broken.

And I'm gonna be
the best sister in the world.

When people think of the perfect
brother and sister,

they're gonna think of us!

- Just me and my big bro.
- Great.

You know what would
make this night perfect?

Tickle fight!

Sorry.

- Super ticklish.
- No problem!

Hey, come on, big guy.

Let's go for a ride.

I just had her all detailed.

Just wow.

The job you did on those souls,
magnifique.

What do you say we have
a drink and go celebrate it?

- Let's do it?
- For real?

For real!

In fact, you know what, forget the
drink. Let's do something crazy.

Let's hit up some clubs.
Maybe an after party?

What is the deal?

I was the one that was supposed
to want to have the fun,

and you supposed to be
all pouty and complaing.

I don't know, I'm just.
I'm in a fantastic mood right now.

Hey, you want to go to Vegas?
That would be awesome.

You know,
I'm just not feelin' it anymore, pal.

- You better just go.
- Are you sure?

- Out, out.
- OK, all right.

Thanks for the ride.

I think I was wrong about you, Sam.

You're not a dud at all.

You don't even know
what you're capable of,

what Evil will come your way, what

terrible things you will do
at my bidding.

I look forward to a long
and fruitful relationship, Sammy.

So you go ahead and enjoy
your life while you can.

'cause one of these days, you're mine.

You have a good night, too.

Just for that, i'm gonna make it rain.

Hey, it's cool!

I love this weather!

Team Subs-Addicts"