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you have anything on the 1210 how many

one nothing on the 1210 I'm afraid but I

can put you on the Grand Canyon Airways

at 12:30 if you don't mind a local

where's that - same place Los Angeles

all right

round-trip or one-way named Collins

Joseph H column is it in yeah it's

pulling in now I want to make a phone

call the others out of the Newsday

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hello David where are you I left a note

there on the table but it occurred to me

you might might think I'd gone off to do

something foolish it's nothing like that

it's just that I well I couldn't stand

it any longer I'll have to figure out

another way of living without you then

solo where are you David please just

tell the kids that I was called away

suddenly on a case I'll work out some

other explanation when I've had a chance

to think things over just don't let him

know yet

where are you going I'll let you know

when I get there tell him it looked like

a rather long case then they won't begin

asking questions and so we've got our

story said will you do that course why

not you don't think you'll be lonely for

long do you Dave Dave haven't you ever

made one mistake in your life

it's no use Janie I didn't call to argue

the matter again particularly over a

public phone just look out for the kids

that's how much you hear from me in a

day or so good night

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attention please Grand Canyon Airways

flight 101 one for Los Angeles some

trouble oh no just in like that sorry

is it the weather what's wrong with the

way how should I know what's wrong with

the weather that's what I'm asking you

you come in late you go out with

these things alright to flying all this

rain oh I don't think the rain matters

not even at night no I don't think how

do they keep me from bumping into each

other I don't know exactly they must

have some way worked out you really

think they know what they're doing

I'm sure they do and if there's any

danger I'm sure they wouldn't send us

out I hope you're right this would be my

first time up I certainly wouldn't want

it to be my last

I'll just have a got

do you mind no thanks have a cup of

coffee yeah maybe some coffee will make

me feel better

you're not really scared I I'd be okay

if I could only figure out one thing

what's that what holds it up there

what are you good that's their business

I can't blame you no matter what

happened you mean they can't sue me even

if we fall they can't and I'm a lawyer

to it what am I worried about let's have

a wedge of pie with that coffee huh

who do people mind a few gentlemen side

of this table - I beg your pardon

don't mind me lady I'm just practicing

I'm an ex wolf coffee for me doll baby

same to me please you just come in on

it's like 101 one I'll say like we was

on a roller coaster what do you mean the

last 50 miles upside down

is he kidding hey it was a little bumpy

a little bumpy get this just outside of

Chicago we hit an air pocket we must

have dropped a thousand feet now we're

all strapped in see what the hostessing

well she hits the ceiling with the top

of a permanent she must've hung there

for five minutes I could see the papers

tomorrow already among those identified

your pardon me for asking but is that

supposed to be funny

no not very I'm afraid I don't think

it's funny at all joking about people

might get killed this is this young

lady's first flight oh I didn't mean to

scare you lady I was just clowning

around a little that's all yeah well

it's not clown about this one till we

get there Oh we'll get there

pilots a personal friend of mine this

guy hates his wife so much he's not

gonna take that airplane two feet off

the ground if he thinks there's any

chance of her collecting his insurance

telephone call for mr. Trask will mr.

David Trask

please report to ticket counter for

telephone call your traveling salesman

aren't you how did you guess I don't

know I guess the way you kid around

maybe salesmen always kid a lot but I

can guess what you are - what a doctor

that's right hey what about him he told

me already he's a lawyer you don't waste

any time why Jack how do you do it I

don't know I just sort of a knack I

guess I like to figure out about people

one no something else what you're all

married does it show from here aren't

you

I am I'm good and married aren't you yes

I knew it I can pick a married man from

as far as I can see him unfortunately

you want me to guess what do you want I

know what I do or not you're an actress

aren't you

Thank You doc II you scared me there for

a minute

musical comedy musical comedy and

nightclubs Hey no kiddin what do you do

a second dance both did any of you

happen to see let's go that was the show

in New York

I saw it about a year ago wasn't it were

you in that don't you remember

let me see yeah thank you so much daddy

good that's the name of the song I sang

thank you so much daddy I remember I saw

it with mrs. Trask last March at the

Majestic Theatre remember my routine of

course let me tell you about this number

this is the only song had gotten the

show then out of town some headshrinker

wants to throw it out then I got this

idea and brother from then I was in but

good yeah what'd you do with it

I did a strip with it don't you remember

I remember it and you forget a beautiful

song like that

no ma'am not on that one either we've

only got three more flights out of here

tonight and there's no reservation and

the name of trust on any of them

alright snap it up folks before they

change their minds again oh I'm terribly

sorry

a pinky game

hey you mind if I hang on to you Oh

course not to make you feel any better

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babies flying nowadays like was crawling

from the dining room into the kitchen

just feel my hands are absolutely clammy

why do you do it if it scares yourself

that rains too slow for the way I feel

I've been away for over a year now no it

is when you get that old feeling I can't

get back to them fast enough

okay we're moving we're rolling out to

take off

get along running that show 36 weeks

what did you do then

not much of anything that's why I'm

going back you heard a success stories

haven't you me I'm different I'm a no

success story didn't you ever try for

another show

sure Oliver even auditioned for Rodgers

and Hammerstein a couple of months ago

Mary Martin's part in South Pacific what

did they say thanks very much I'm really

surprised I thought you were very good I

should have thought you'd be a great

success after that Thanks not after the

way I got started I may have thought I

was a singer but after that show I was

strictly a stripper and that's all not

that I got anything against stripping

for the real day you got to be able to

keep them on have Dinah Shore friends

she could sing in a Persian rug gonna be

all right

hey we stopped we've reached the runway

again

besides if you gotta take them off when

you see it's just so far you can go then

form the cops are chasing you up the

back fence

please let me hold your hand

Hey

hmm hey that the council is quite a fast

operator huh

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oh hell

okay so far do you go through life like

this

wearing you mean worrying unnecessarily

about things that you can't do anything

about

I don't know how necessary it is but

airplanes get a very high priority on my

worrying list you know I doubt if

there's anything more consistently

uncomfortable in a fine modern luxury

airliner but the New York subway scares

me more there's one very important thing

you forget about the subway in case

anything happens the most you can fall

is up you don't need a stripper no no

well I got a pair lights down and you

know just to kind of keep up on a

technique but I never thought I'd meet

one socially you know you never can tell

I was reading one of these movie

magazines the other day you know about

the big star I forget it name but Jawa

see a picture sit beside a pool or in

the bathing suit say hello to Santa

Claus at Christmas time you know yeah it

turns out that she teaches a Sunday

School class

you're wearing out your nerves for

nothing why don't you try and relax a

little while aren't you sleeping are you

kidding I'm afraid I am you don't mind

if I take a nap to you no go ahead

you sleep i watch

mr. Trask

my name is kar my stage name is pinky

gaben my real name's car mrs. Bianco car

mrs. car

as long as we're spending the night

together we might as well know each

other's names

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salt legs closed in we're going into

Vega what

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adjust your seatbelts please we're going

to land in a few minutes we're gonna

land at Salt Lake City

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no brother that just lost me from now on

I walk

she look like we can get out of here all

right anytime they say we can get in

there wait how many more days we're

gonna be here skipper

not much longer don't do me any favors

Chum hey you know what I just got an

idea

hey we never even heard of each other

four hours ago now and just like a

regular four Musketeers

talking together shorter fat talking

about our families everything just like

we was old friends that's the way it

always is you know as soon as there's a

little trouble everybody gets real

friendly start huddling together just

like horses in a storm yeah what's this

for Musketeers inflation well you know

what I mean dice it could be a nice idea

to have a little record of it well maybe

like a last man club will meet together

the same day every year into one hundred

and eighty years old here's what I mean

here's my card

maybe it's not such a bad idea we get

together someday and have a few laughs

huh oh wait a minute get this Edmund

Vincent Hoke hey Benjy - clink on the

last one didn't you listen mousey

anybody who calls herself binky gay and

is such a discussion under a distinct

handicap what about you dr. Trask II now

I'm afraid I haven't been a permanent

address just now Oh

how long you gotta be in LA I don't know

yet okay then you call us we'll make you

chairman what about you Gypsy Rose Lee

I'll have to tattoo it on somebody I

don't happen to have a card with me look

right here here's one for each of us

just write out your name address and

phone number

what's the back Sid what so much trouble

for a number why didn't you just ask me

no no no it's nothing like that unless

of course you insist

no I'll fight it for a while Savan told

you guys I was married would you like to

see how married I really am Wow

any complaints on that who are you Harry

James uh you think the boys are old

enough to take it I don't know why not

they're no more danger of getting

drafted than you are

mrs. hope a Nader uncle congratulations

short the trance key

I don't know croc like you ever tie on

to addition cream cheese like that I've

got that certain ingredient miss Lee

with the luck didn't flavor Lockton is

right well here you are but I think

they're more like I'll call your house

and mine

Oh deal me out of this one hey you got a

picture missus fourtner's sorry

you want to play Canasta just sit here

and think about your wife

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don't go

obviously such a chick

there's no prince charming engineering a

picture of his wife around like that

it's a matter of taste is still better

than hers I should say have a drink

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want to make some money your ally around

you

this is a case hey you don't mind taking

a case out in the rain D no the Dodge

you think it would be better if we

waited until we got to town no I don't I

don't want to wait another minute

when we were bouncing around up there I

gotta think kind of clear simple

uncomplicated thoughts you think when

you know that death isn't so far away

after all that's when everything falls

into its proper perspective

when you can see what's important in

your life and what's not

know what I mean

yes in the gradual well man if you're

married family begin to see it at minute

nothing else on the face of the earth so

important is their love and respect

- girls mind - boy you know how it is

you know that warm comfortable feeling

you get at night after dinner the doors

are closed in the rest of the world shut

out just you one her and the kids

sitting around together you know the

feeling I know

when that's gone you have no idea how

lonely like this

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what's the problem tomorrow morning I'm

going to the district attorney and tell

him the story and true story now what I

want to know is what do I have to be

prepared for when I tell them this story

what'll I actually have to faced

don't you drink it all sure I just don't

feel like one right now five years ago

I'm the seventh which was the Saturday

dance night at the club I felt like more

than one

I was somewhat better off then than I am

now one of the best practices in town

smart well-behaved boy and without any

doubt whatever I had the best wife in

the whole history of the world

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no no women just Jerry and myself they

told me quite frank that they didn't

want no it's not it's not a woman's

business and when a boys reached his

12th birthday it's up to his father they

handled the situation

Jerry's read books of course he's heard

the older boys talk but until he's done

it himself he simply cannot realize what

it means to land the Marlin where are

you going Guaymas best fishing on this

coast telephone doctor

nice thank you dear excuse me

the hospital that Mexican kid probably

I have a call for dr. fourtner's yes the

seductive

very well tell him I'll be there shortly

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it's the Mexican child walk away no of

course not

you stay here and take care of Claire

you'll excuse me won't you see you later

darling

good night kids go along and drive him

to I think I will it's my case almost as

much it is anyway don't they take care

of the girl for you okay looks like a

complicated way to get out of paying a

check thank you I'll call the car are

you all right darling boys what do you

mean oh of course I'm all right you go

on back to your table

look God your sonís were throw to see if

you still do you think he's all well

sure

what do you mean he's had a great deal

to drink oh of course not he doesn't

show it but he has that's the way he is

sometimes no no and if there's the

slightest question about if he won't

even wash up

Bob's no fool besides I'll be there I'm

washing up too come on let's go tell me

whether he's perfectly okay

they take it easy will ya this is only

an appendectomy I'm watching it

that's the matter with me

there's no traffic at the zone

was wanted to know how fast this car

will go on good the time as any to find

getting up

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you better stop and let me

I'm not being somebody that's kind of

driving is nutty shave

this is alright I believe you are tight

that's what I might have expected

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please

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stopping from

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did you sleep in a while

trickler had a much closer to God you

know if you like seeing a man from the

DA's office I can put him off if you

don't I don't mind it's alright tell me

come back this afternoon

it's alright

laughter fortress is awake now this is

tortoise mr. Thompson - boy this morning

sir you excuse me I hate to push in on

you like this understand you know what

happened don't you dare don't be all

three of them

dr. Brooks and the two men on the other

car I never saw such a wreck

you must have been going 80 you were

driving weren't you no are you sure of

that

do you mean you were thrown out of the

left side of the car

dr. Brooks was driving the car you got

anybody else who can testify to that

yes I can

dr. Brooks was behind the wheel when the

car left the club

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and since then nothing but loneliness

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all right folks ready to board good

morning

the high-altitude affects my ears

everybody we're gonna find 10 miles

non-stop this time

keep moving gypsy it's too early in the

morning for one of your performances

drop dead yeah well better watch out doc

your husband's right behind you what a

clown don't worry too much about it

we'll be able to handle it somehow I'm

not worrying now that's the spirit will

you do me a favor riding the roof the

rest of the way huh sit in I'll sit here

you don't mind not in the least

I think you'll be okay this time sure

the pilot just told me it's all downhill

from here

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hmm no use kiddo I got my wings now hey

ya you're gonna sing someplace in LA

why are you dirty old man I got a good

mind to write your wife good she can't

read anybody marries you I don't think

she can even sing oh she's okay now

she's gettin gettin salting again I'll

get tough with me babe I'll Jam your

zipper yeah look I won't say goodbye now

but just in case we miss each other when

we get in don't forget

The Four Musketeers and you better call

us cuz we can't call you maybe we can

get together some day and have a few

laughs I'll call how about you gypsy

I'll ask my husband what he thinks about

it well you can ask him but don't bring

him now that guy talks Eddie yeah him

and his big mouth what about it he's a

fake Wow I'm really better tonight him

he'd be out of here like a scalded cat

oh my god of his wife I don't know he

doesn't want any part of any other thing

that's for sure

would it possibly be that he loves it

you really think she is is what his wife

don't you

I don't know don't get it there's

something funny about that whole set up

somewhere don't you think so

never occurred to me no alum I came with

a jug like her

that seemed possible if she could have

done better Danny better looks like she

lost a bet

you know what's funny about him what

he's happy that guy's really happy why

not

instead of advertising when he's got to

be a lot smarter sitting out in front of

his house with a shotgun still figuring

people out him I can't help it I can't

rest till I got him pegged you want to

hear about you I don't believe so thank

you

you were a seizure I had you pegged

almost if you don't mind I'd rather not

discuss it all right what are you about

the doc what about him

he's in big trouble what do you say that

he's a pretty smart guy he's worried

smart guys don't worry about pimples I

think something awfully important to

make a smart guy worry go on you know

what else I think what

you made a deal

but do you some kind of do with himself

he's a pretty smart guy he knows nobody

can have a hundred percent of anything

so he made a deal with himself he

settled for half all right yeah

what's that

clouds nothing

it's a funny time of year for that much

ice

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we're getting everything this trip no

that's what I'm doing

making a deal

someone for a percentage and

mother-in-law have you ever heard of it

yes I've heard of it never you're a sell

a car yes partner

that's right back in the old palace days

Big Momma's singer heart of gold stuff

remember sure she really thought that a

song couldn't she she was wonderful

that's my mama ma really never er I

spend with her has been like five rounds

of Sugar Ray Robinson you see she's

still trying to hang on to what she used

to be because there's broken-down

nightclub out in Hollywood cheesy MC and

Mike's the floor show thanks my husband

and a very nice guy hear her tell it

it's Danny Kaye and Sophie Tucker only

better see what I'm up against yes I see

imagine how she took it when Mike walked

in with me why you're a professional -

maybe to me but not to her I was with

the USO troupe overseas that's where I

met Mike that didn't count was her she

says if it's free soldiers to look at

anything isn't that rather a fine

distinction oh that wasn't it

the truth of it is she didn't like me on

site any more than I liked her was Bing

Bing Bing all the way

what about Mike what was he doing all

this time

what's the husband usually doing in a

spot like that referee with mumsy in one

corner and sugar lump in the other so

what then well then pretty soon all

three of us are hanging on the ropes

then I get this bright idea and I

straight not to miss I'll go to New York

each other big town when I really got

make a monkey out of the old bag so I do

the same and make a monkey out of myself

joke over

I think we ought to turn back

I don't think yet it gets much worse

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so now you're going back to make a deal

can you Mikan a couple of kids and she

can have all the rest you think he can

take mom

after your loneliness I can take it

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don't be anything else sir yes would you

write out a telegram for me please

certainly sir make it a day letter to

mrs. Jane Trask 1846 Oak Avenue Midlands

to the island

dear Jane my address for the next few

days will be Wilshire hotel Los Angeles

hugs and kisses for the children signed

Dave

get that off right away put it on my

still yes sir thank you sir

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and don't forget the four musketeers

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give me a mic and a couple of kids and

she can have all the rest

oh and that's gone

you've no idea how lonely life is

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every marino 360 370

hello mrs. sportiness

yes this is mrs. Horton is speaking he

and I came to know each other rather

well and I thought perhaps you might

like to hear something of that last

night

mr. Trask how do you do mrs. Fortis come

in sit here will you thank you right

hope this isn't too much of an intrusion

on your grief not at all it was an

extremely thoughtful thing for you to do

dr. fourtner said I spent a good deal of

time together at the airport in Vega and

inevitably we talked about our families

as men will at the conversation last

long enough about Jerry mostly I imagine

about both of you he adored Jerry he

told me it must have been a wonderful

relationship it was very close

I agreed 100% with him that a Los

Angeles should be in the major leagues

you did get down to the fundamentals sir

Jerry here now no he had to go out this

morning how's he taking it was a great

blow to him of course I hope you won't

consider an impertinence if I tell you

also with it every reference dr.

fourtner's made to you was filled with

such tenderness such warmth and devotion

but it was impossible for me not to be

impressed by it thank you

you don't expect Jerry back soon I don't

believe so

and then I won't wait I just came to

offer my sympathies and to tell you how

much you both were as thoughts that last

night thank you very much and if you

think he'd like it I'd be very happy to

come back some other time and talk to

Jerry about it you might be pleased to

hear some of the things his father told

me that's very kind of you mr. Trask

it's nothing more than dr. fourtner's

might very well have done for me you

have a son I have two daughters he's not

coming back what do you mean he's going

away run away I just found this

but why he thinks that I did it he

thinks that I drove him to it he hits me

but how does he figure that I don't know

I mean it it's too mixed up to tell you

I shouldn't have said anything about it

but I I just can't seem to think

straight can't you can't you think of

something I might be able to do thank

you

would you like me to talk to the police

yeah that wouldn't be any use I wouldn't

want him back like that

only if he misses me someday and wants

to come back

so this Jerry yes I'm terribly sorry to

have impose this on you

you deserve better I do appreciate your

coming here and very much what you've

told me I don't like to leave you alone

like this thank you

would you mind if I telephone the c1

just in case there should be something

if you want to but please don't feel

that you mean you may think of something

goodbye

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that's right madam are there any ships

leaving here today for South America the

old passenger ship sir

what about freighters yes to the Chilean

stars midnight from Earth 75 in San

Pedro and the Santiago at 11 o'clock

berth 160 and warming thank you

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well no sign of them here we've seen

them I'm sure they watch these ships

pretty close these days they got guards

excuse me yeah they got him over at

Peter here's 75 how much was all good

for you 75 I'm sorry thank you I don't

want

this him Jerry how are you if you're

Jerry fourtner's I'm a friend of your

father's

I was on the plane with him the other

night you were in that crash that's

right your father and I became very good

friends that night that's why I'm here

to see if you and I can't get together

and talk this thing over to bid you mean

with mother I should think so

how did she know far it was she didn't

was my idea

won't you come back with me now no not

to her I told her I'd never go back to

that house again and I won't not as long

as I live

after we've talked about it you still

want to go away I'm sure she won't

object how bet you rather go to the

court you can't put me in jail I haven't

done anything you sneaked on this beard

into oh sure they can go to the cooler

what do you think that's up there for I

didn't see that

that's another church not noticeable why

don't you come back with me now Jerry

you got two choices

go with him like he says or I can ring

for the wagon whichever you want all

right but I'm not gonna stay there it's

up to you I'm only interested in tonight

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much obliged you officer he'll be all

right he's not a bad kid how'd you

figure this thing just took a chance

your father told me how you used to take

trips together how the big plan was to

sail away to South America someday so

here we are that was pretty smart figure

Thanks

see you are you are no sure

are you hungry would you like something

to eat no I'm not hungry I'm terribly

sorry

no me alone well yeah I'm all right how

did you do it

just look I'm not gonna stay here you

know I told him already why not she

knows are you sure she does why

shouldn't she she knows the whole thing

but that didn't stop him from sending

him out of his own house if he hadn't

had to keep going away all the time he

wouldn't been on that plane you think I

don't know why he kept going away to but

I do I've known it all along he went

away to drink didn't he yeah but he

couldn't help that I know what drink is

it's a disease he couldn't help himself

any more than you can help from getting

TB or pneumonia or anything like that

you're supposed to feel sorry for a man

like that not drive him away from his

own home to be sick he went away of

course he didn't want you to know

darling oh sure everything was his fault

you didn't do anything you just wouldn't

talk to him all you did was make him

like a ghost walking around all the time

without saying anything and all the time

he loved you more than he did me he

never said it but he did I could tell

then

my loving him just wasn't enough if you

would prefer to leave mr. Trask I'd

still like to talk to him

cherry dad I'm getting out of here Jerry

let me go not until you promise to

behave yourself for a few minutes let me

go I tell you and get it through your

head I didn't chase you all the way to

wilmington just to come back here and

listen to a lot of whining nonsense mr.

Trask but that is not the way to handle

my son would you be good enough to leave

now in just a few minutes I promise sure

but not until I've explained one thing

to him about his father I don't want to

hear it I'm afraid you'll have to Jerry

what about his father the other night

doctor fourtner's engaged me as his

attorney for a matter that I'll explain

in a minute this I believe gives me

something more than simply a busybody

position here I can't guarantee of

course that this is precisely what he'd

want me to do or say but if I learned

anything during our few hours together

it was that I was with a man who was

prepared to go to any lengths to make up

in any way whatever for the cruel

shocking almost irreparable harm he'd

done to the love and respect of his

family that's not true

what's not true but he ever did any harm

to his family five years ago your father

was in a dreadful automobile accident do

you remember that of course three people

were killed in that accident two in the

other car and his friend dr. Brooks who

was driving is that right

yes that's what all your troubles

started wasn't it yes I guess so

were you at the country club that night

no I was home in bed

why then you wouldn't know whether your

father was drunk or not would you who

says he was wait a moment

yes what are you trying to do straighten

him out that's all but you mustn't like

that I won't permit it it'll only make

things worse how can things be worse the

right to shake his faith in his father

it's the most important thing that he

has left in his life I forbid you to say

such things to him but what if I told

you that this is exactly what his father

was planning to do only a thousand times

more shockingly I don't know what you're

talking about

you know the whole story

that night don't you of course then you

know a lie it wasn't dr. Brooks it was

driving the car that night it was your

father drunk did she tell you that

of course not he did I don't believe it

is it true mr. sportiness yes and it was

your mother who knew better who heard

your father tell that lie to the police

then lied herself to protect him I can't

believe it's true Jerry

but when you're thinking about it try to

understand this it was an indecent thing

that he did but that didn't make him in

a decent man an indecent man would have

enjoyed his escape

only a decent man would have been lost

in the shame in the horror of what he

had done

I know all this missus sport miss

because dr. fourtner's engaged me to go

with him to the district attorney to

tell him the whole story and whatever

that would have meant and I assure you

he had no delusions about the

possibilities it would have been worth

it to him if it brought back your

respect for

goodbye

goodbye Jerry mr. Trask yes tell me

was he was he drinking when he told you

this course not I don't take cases from

drunks

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instead three four four nine three

Hampstead that's right

club car just a minute

somebody wants to talk to mr. Kyle

yeah I want him he doesn't know me is

this miss car yes who's this I was on

that plane Friday night poplin I'm sorry

just a minute

hey you you were that vacuum cleaner

what's that rocket hey Henry what's the

matter with you can't you see I'm

talking on this phone what is it you are

I think it's the matter I'd better take

up with mr. car first when will he be in

you can try after dinner about 9:30

what's the matter with you you blind

known

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good evening sir good evening

I'd like to see mr. Michael Carr mr.

Carr is about to go on now sir

would you like to eat it too bye thank

you

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I know ladies and gentlemen it gives me

great pleasure to introduce to you a

young man who really needs no

introduction you all know him very well

I know him even better I give you mr.

Michael thank you thank you what

I'm terribly sorry I forgot thank you

sister

that's better try not to forget again

son as a matter of fact ladies and

gentlemen this happens to be Miss Carr's

birthday

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now ladies and gentlemen a favorite of

mine and I'm sure one of you

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mr. car yep

my name is Trask I spoke to you on the

phone this earth man

oh yes but you'll have to wait till

after the show now that's all right I'm

enjoying

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is it about binky oh yes

what are you the lawyer

I am a lawyer he is well if it's alimony

she's after you're wasting your time

he's not gonna give her a nickel was she

asked for any yet no but that's what

you're here for I know that Dame what'd

she do phone you the minute you got the

nurse as a matter of fact I'm only here

to get a line on the situation nothing's

been really on the situation I lying on

the situation I'll give you plenty lying

on it

come with me tell Carla I picked her the

minute I laid eyes on her sit down she

never cared a nickel from Mike all she

was after was the name and what she

could get out of it what do you mean the

name car my name You Know Who I am don't

you sorry will indeed a girlfriend well

she knew it so well she wanted it for

herself and don't hurt you know to have

a famous name in this business come in I

know that boy Henry yes madam get him

out of here what did you do didn't I say

no serving during the show yes did you

see what he was doing just now

yes but the party called him over there

little drunk and I told him to go to the

table they might have made a fuss or

some kind listen I don't want to argue

the matter just get out of here like I

tell you

How well do you know this Dame not too

well I I met her only once well let me

tell you something about her if I do

that girl's old mother I couldn't have

treated her any better like my own blood

doric I knew she was out for what she

could get but when I saw that my son

thought he loved her I nearly broke my

back trying to make that marriage work I

see but you wouldn't believe it the

abuse I had to take when he wasn't

around and such vulgarity I never heard

in your life

what do you think I let him do it rather

and cut off my right arm until

we and then have him help me I had to

tell him of why last week because I

couldn't stand to see him eating his

heart out any longer not for that rip I

know him haven't but good and it was

then that he decided to file suit what

else could he do and her already gone

here did she ever tell you the way she

left here no I'll bet she didn't well it

was a Saturday afternoon about the same

time last year

she'd really had one of her spells on

that week you should have seen her mr.

Trask

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you wish to see me my child the jerk

tells me you don't want me to sing in

the show I do want to binky dear but I

just don't think it would be advisable

at this particular time and I say that

for your own good yo huh I'm afraid I do

not comprehend what it is that you mean

by this scared you dope

scared if they ever hear me singing this

crap they'll throw rocks at you you

mortify me binky what do you think I'm

here for anyway listen that cornball

show every night what do you think I

married that ghoul but I thought you

loved me darling why don't you go and

fly a kite

but binky

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I'm here to get mine fat stuff in the

SUNY I know the better I'm sure you

don't wish to be unfair child

do I sing or not that's all I want out

of you as I've tried to explain the okay

I get it

I got one more proposition for you

anything within human reasoned daughter

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you want me to stay here talking no I do

darling until mom see you and I want 50%

interest in the joint pinky do you want

me to stand not ducky

darling would you could you see your way

clear my my own you know I'd rather cut

off my right arm and deny anything to

you or binky but after all you already

have 5% and unless something good turns

up from the on Broadway this little

joint is all I have to provide for my

few remaining years but when I pass on

remember it will all be yours and hers

100% how about that binky sorry

so indefinite how much you got in the to

do that binky

that's Larson shake it up I'm chief and

out of here tonight why did you take the

money thank you people have no change

for the customers get out of my way

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let her have it all for her need is

greater than our

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and that's the last we've seen of her

mike says absolutely incredible and

after all we done

I thought she was in there my sympathies

of course are entirely with you but

after what you've said I find myself in

rather an awkward position I thought you

would know it's it's not that well the

fact is I didn't come here about the

divorce I knew nothing about that until

you mentioned it nor did mrs. Kaur when

I spoke to her I don't believe she even

dreamed of such a thing

then what was it well as it turned out

you seem to have been in some error at

least on one point which one was that

binky's professional Talent you ever

hear no I never did you're lucky then I

take it you haven't heard about the

audition audition Bravo Rodgers and

Hammerstein is it binky audition for

Rodgers and Hammerstein for the Mary

Morton part in South Pacific mrs.

Morton's leaving to go into the London

production ah well that must have been a

beaut

they asked her to audition after seeing

her and let's go what they say well for

a couple of days nothing they had lots

of others to listen to I imagine and so

she just had to sit and wait until last

Thursday afternoon

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Oh

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oh hi yes this is Miss pinky gay by

Justin Hammerstein

Hado both of them

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they're a pretty lucky gal really don't

I know it

there isn't a dame in this place who

wouldn't give up half a rally mony to be

in your shoes tonight did you say

there's going to be some more cast

changes in just a few not everybody

what about Brody Mary we're gonna get

someone for her too

that's nice part nice it's kind of a

part that comes along once in a

generation for an old doll let's dream

stuff

remember sidecar Sally car you bet your

life I do there really was a trooper

when she played the palace Oh what about

her for Bloody Mary Sally Carl why not

what Holy Smoke is she's still alive oh

very much so and still belting him out

as good as ever

all mr. serene that pie should be real

terrific she really would where did you

dig her she's my mama see my

mother-in-law that is we've had our

little differences but she's still a

grand old gal with a heart of gold and

his body Mary should be sure heaven

Sally Cara's Bloody Mary how can I get

in touch with him oh you needn't bother

I'll phone a friend of mine out there

tonight and he'll go talk to her about

doing it

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but under the circumstances I have no

intention of embarrassing you with mrs.

Carr's suggestion I had no way of

knowing how inexcusably she treated you

or believe me I wouldn't have come out

here and wasted so much of your time

your mr. car aren't you binky's husband

yes

nothing Oh could I see you outside for a

moment just when I was about to suggest

to you goodnight miss Carr

what was the idea the idea originally

was to bring you a piece of very tragic

news this I got it just a few minutes

ago I'm terribly sorry mr. Carr thank

you

when did you see you I was on that plane

did you talk to her much quite a bit we

were seated together did she say

anything anything about why she was

coming back

she hadn't received the divorce notice

if that's what you mean are you sure I'm

positive as far as she knows she was

coming home to you as ever thank you

very much for that as for that nonsense

to your mother I skip it just don't be

in town when she finds out thanks I

won't the reason I didn't stop you

myself I mean really stopped you you

were giving binky such a beautiful

success kind she always dreamed about

never could have told you gave it to her

good night good night

get me Valley four eight two six nine

please mrs. Hoch you don't know me but I

was a passenger on that plane with your

husband

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I'm calling on mrs. hope oh yes sir will

you come in

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you can go right in she's expecting you

thank you

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mr. tress mrs. hope

he showed you the picture I see yes and

it was greatly admired of course but he

didn't tell you how old it was no he

never did but you can see why sit there

William thank you it's very kind of you

to do this not at all it was Eddie who

was responsible as a matter of fact

there were four of us who spent a good

deal of time together during the night

the four musketeers he called us the

name seemed to establish some kind of

bond between us still and are you going

to see the other families too

I have already how grateful they must

have been that I'm not so sure why not I

came in on people whose lives were not

as uncomplicated as they might have been

oh good heavens is I don't know is yours

of course not nobody's is that's what

binky said one of the other musketeers

I'm sure that every single solitary

person we see every day of our lives is

trying to find his way out of one kind

of problem or another

I suppose so and in time of course they

will all of them I imagine so in time I

wish I could agree with you you mean

your own forgive me this is hardly the

moment is it really so serious to me it

couldn't be more so only to you what do

you mean not to your family too well to

my children of course but not to your

wife you can't be interested in my

problems you know you can't where is she

now at home back home you mean that's

and does she want to stay there now she

says she does you doubt it no but I

don't know that I care to be there with

her even though you're still in love

with her why do you assume that you must

or there wouldn't be any problem

janie my wife fell in love with another

man after 12 years and two children

that's what happened to our marriage

and it happened without my even

suspecting without my knowing anything

about it at all until it was all over

and she told me she told you herself

that was a month ago and I tried I tried

very hard to understand what had

happened and to find some way to accept

effect which I couldn't think of without

dying but it was no use I couldn't do it

have you ever thought of it the other

way around that's always the woman's

argument and that's always the man's way

of dodging an answer to it it's

different I wish it weren't but it is

have you talked to her since she went

away once on the phone what did you say

she cried but it's the memory of that

mistake it's the memory of someone else

always between us and I don't believe

I'd ever be able to support it few men

can I know only the strongest many many

wives of course but only a few very

strong husbands perhaps I'm sorry I had

no right to say that would you care for

a drink no I don't think so thank you

how did you like any quite well he was a

lot of fun too many jokes you mean oh

not at all we had a very pleasant time

together most people did tested him oh

no I can't believe that loud vulgar

always Horning in where he wasn't wanted

I don't believe that's a fair

description of him at all

don't you know I don't I do because

that's what he was a tiresome foolish

irritating man and even after all these

years I still can't think what it was

that made me marry him of course I was

flighty myself in those days and perhaps

I thought he was fun and that marriage

with him would be one long left if that

was it though I was wrong so naturally

there came a day when I looked for

happiness somewhere else

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lately no I just nervous anybody

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turn off Ellen

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was there any trouble he wasn't there

you flew to San Francisco this afternoon

you didn't tell him

what about when he gets back money go to

the police or something

oh I left a note saying what just that I

was going away

not who with no nothing else it doesn't

matter we know what we're doing

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I'm not worried

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when do you figure we'll get to Chicago

I don't know I don't see any reason why

we ought to break any records deal we

might do take it easy stop off here and

there see a bit of the country while

we're above it

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you'll never make it okay Wi-Fi

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are you alright darling I don't know yet

don't you do hit the raft dude

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okay

okay

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can you park the car yes sir you go

right ahead

I'll get the back

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Lake - mm is it serious

it's possible st. Luke's this is doctor

Fernwood

I want an ambulance sent at Chicago and

hotel on State Street

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what is it let's sit down how'd you get

that bump on her head and a lake to dive

came up under a raft mmm cigarette no

thanks

how long ago was that last Thursday

morning yeah yeah

I did I imagine without getting

technical about it she seems to be

suffering from a blood clot on the brain

subdural hematoma that's the way those

things usually start from some blow on

the head how could that be she was

perfectly all right the next day just a

little headache

yes I know that's the way they developed

to very slowly will you have to operate

yes we're getting her ready now there's

already a partial paralysis her

breathing's been affected and that's why

I thought we shouldn't waste any more

time

you mean she's liable to die no I didn't

say that it's a delicate operation but

it's very rarely fatal what is quite

possible though and I think you ought to

be prepared for it is a residual effect

some degree of paralysis afterwards

I'm afraid that's fairly common in these

cases should be paralyzed afterward it's

quite possible to some extent

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yes oh yes doctor I see

well is she conscious this morning

see

thank you doctor

thank you very much

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hello this is mr. Nelson in 1267 yes

will you get my bill ready right away

please sir checking out thank you

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it was a week before I could bring

myself to realize they'd gone away and

left me but by then it didn't seem to

matter nothing did

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nothing in this whole wide empty world

mrs. Hogg yes

I am beautiful

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dumb foolish

vulgar to some but not to me to me he

was a man like a rock nothing could

shake him nothing could shake his love

it was from him I learned what love

really was not a frail little fancy to

be smashed and broken by Pride and

vanity and self-pity

that's for children that's for high

school kids but a rock is strong as life

itself

instructable in detail

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may I use your phone

certainly

a long-distance I'd like to speak to

mrs. David Trask person-to-person at

Prairie for 267 Midland City Iowa and

reverse the charge

this is mr. Trask valley for eight two

six nine that's right

they're ringing now

there's no answer

she's out well well it's nearly midnight

there Oh for the love of Pete but I

don't understand it we've got children

there she's got no right hello hello

Dave hello hello hello hello Janie where

have you been up on the roof phone's

been ringing for shower at midnight oh

oh yeah sure how are you

we're all fine how are you I'm fine how

are the kids

that's fine

what is it Tolly

well Janie I've been thinking about it

and the way things are if if it's all

right with you what you know I do Janie

I'm getting the first plane out

don't even want to hear why

you