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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,288 --> 00:00:12,482 Subtitle Rip; TheHeLL 2 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,397 You have no phobias. 3 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,713 You have no other alarming symptoms. 4 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,509 You are not battling against any serious problem. 5 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,432 Is that right? 6 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,997 Correct. 7 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,593 Are you happy? 8 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,433 - Yes. - Fulfilled, satisfied? 9 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,999 Definitely. 10 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,797 Pleased with your life and yourself. 11 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,598 Then... 12 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,236 What are you doing here? 13 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,999 You know, I'm a psychoanalyst. 14 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,915 I'd like to know what your problem is. 15 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,592 Excess. 16 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,672 Excess is my problem. 17 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,592 Excess of what? 18 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,598 We've been together for so long, Karol. 19 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,637 I'm so happy with you. 20 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,359 Karol... 21 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,435 Me too. 22 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,997 Karol, wait. 23 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,559 It's time. 24 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,398 Will you marry me? 25 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,711 Right now. I can only be happy with you. 26 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,116 Will you marry me, Karol? 27 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,036 Karol, not working today? 28 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,430 - What's the time? - 9:20. 29 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,357 My cell didn't ring. 30 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,878 Maybe the battery is flat again. Who do you call so often? 31 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,558 Certainly not me, honey. 32 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,312 - A tie. - Okay. 33 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,194 Mira... 34 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,513 Mira, it's me. 35 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,592 Are they pissed off? 36 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,229 Waiting so long they surely are. 37 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,671 - My cell went flat. - Who do you call so often? 38 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,509 - What time will you be here? - It depends on where I am. 39 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,915 - Where are you? - In my car. 40 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,595 - Where is your car? - I don't know. In a traffic jam. 41 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,628 Don't ask me where the traffic jam is or you can... 42 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,472 ...ask my ass. 43 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,832 You can ask my ass! 44 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,553 - Morning. - Morning. Here you are. 45 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,632 I don't have a... 46 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,792 When a man hurries, the taxman is happy. 47 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,271 I'll have to write down your words of wisdom. 48 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,835 - And that... - I know what. 49 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,794 I'll do it myself. Thank you. 50 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,079 At last! 25 department managers... 51 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,471 of the biggest Polish bank are waiting for you. 52 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,232 What's the topic? 53 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,995 - Aren't you prepared? - I always am. What's the topic? 54 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:05,119 - Disguising your assertiveness. - I don't need a presentation. 55 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,033 Disguising your assertiveness. Where? 56 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,393 Upstairs. 57 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,069 - Your notes. - Leave them. 58 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,156 Why are they applauding? 59 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,273 Shame on you. 60 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,639 Not too good. 61 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,389 Very bad. 62 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,278 You've been duped. 63 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,439 You've been duped like children. 64 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,831 In negotiations you must keep your cool. 65 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,359 Calmness. 66 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,759 Composure. 67 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,428 Hiding... 68 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,672 ...your emotions. 69 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:19,755 Your reaction to my being late proves you have no faintest idea about it. 70 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,274 Therefore we'll have to work on that. 71 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,193 This is the topic of today's training. 72 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,230 But you were one hour late. 73 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,994 Wrong! I wasn't late. 74 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,192 I only showed you one of the oldest negotiation techniques. 75 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:41,592 Unnerving your opponent before starting the talks. 76 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,797 And all of you have been taken in. 77 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,793 Read once again what today's topic is. 78 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,992 And memorize it. 79 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,519 Disguising your assertiveness in negotiation techniques. 80 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,276 Round the neck, yes? 81 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,829 - Up, up. Not so much! - I'm sorry. 82 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,871 Once again. Come on. 83 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,031 - I can't. - Karol... 84 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,356 Are you hungry? I have beef. 85 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,398 Better not, your husband might be early. 86 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,273 My husband is always late. Unshackle me. 87 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,398 - Where are the keys? - Where you put them. 88 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,233 - I don't remember. - Just find them. 89 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,992 My glasses. 90 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,229 - Unshackle me. - Okay, wait. 91 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,869 Here. 92 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,553 I'm sorry. 93 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,153 After dinner you'll strangle me again. 94 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,471 Karol, do you love me? 95 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,394 Would I be here if I didn't? 96 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,037 Then why do you spend so little time with me? 97 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,388 Little? 98 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,313 2 weeks ago: 5 hours, 43 minutes. 99 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,553 Last week: 5 hours, 24 minutes. This week even less than 4 hours. 100 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,598 And it's Thursday. It's a downward trend. 101 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,799 But we use our time most efficiently. 102 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,992 We spend all the time in bed. 103 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,590 - You never take me anywhere. - I do what I can. 104 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,996 You're so hard to please. 105 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,595 You're back at last! 106 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,637 How can you work so long, poor thing? 107 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,352 It's been a hard day. I'm exhausted. 108 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,197 You would look at me when I brushed my teeth. 109 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,998 - Karol! - What? 110 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,229 Who are you talking to? 111 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,799 To myself. 112 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,433 Thanks, man. 113 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,188 I'm sorry. Can we not do it today? 114 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,112 I'm really tired. 115 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,274 - Karol. - Move to your side. 116 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,988 - What's up? - Please, go. 117 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,118 - Don't you love me? - I do. Just not today. 118 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,635 Not today, not today. 119 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,511 - Move to your side. - So do you love me or not? 120 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,795 I do. 121 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,353 So prove it. 122 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,349 Now! 123 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,279 Wait. Your lipstick. 124 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,797 - Karol! - What? 125 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,790 Karol, you taste mint. 126 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,233 Wait, because... 127 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,073 Good morning. 128 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,514 Here. 129 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,197 Take it easy. 130 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,430 Anything for a quiet life. 131 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,160 You're right, as usual. 132 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,153 One missy is waiting for you. 133 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:35,273 If you wish, I can let you in through the back door, as usual. 134 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,070 - It won't be necessary, thank you. - Are you sure? 135 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,350 Women will bring you to ruin. 136 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,831 - Paulinka, what are you doing here? - Karol. 137 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:53,830 At last! I've been pining for you. Such a long time. 138 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,157 - We saw each other two days ago. - Really? 139 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,912 - Yes. - You see? 140 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:03,033 I thought it was a couple of months. I can't live without you. 141 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,350 - Especially now. - Why now? 142 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,638 I'm pregnant. 143 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,676 - You're what? - Pregnant. 144 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,637 It's great, isn't it? 145 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,389 Excellent. Who with? 146 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,028 Stupid question. With you, tiger. 147 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,437 - But you took those pills, tablets. - I did. 148 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,556 Sometimes I forgot. 149 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,473 I bought a new lip gloss. With a light. 150 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,993 What? 151 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,752 It doesn't matter. 152 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,876 I have a small bean here. 153 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,308 Teeny-tiny. 154 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,274 Our baby. You're happy, aren't you? 155 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,672 - A bean? - Yes. 156 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,990 - I must go to work. - Why? 157 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,391 I'll call you and you'll tell me about that been. 158 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,755 - Will you call me? - I will. 159 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,114 Karol. 160 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,992 - Are you still going to marry Marysia in 3 months. - Why? 161 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,630 I don't know if I should make plans or what. 162 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,439 Nothing has changed. Is that clear? 163 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:16,355 Yes. Of course. Thank you. 164 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,273 What a surprise. Karol is not late. 165 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,510 No, we just start later. 166 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,992 Still, I'm pleased. 167 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,914 I'm also pleased we have more and more satisfied clients. 168 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:35,672 For some mysterious reasons a demand for our training courses is surging. 169 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,992 They want to know all dirty tricks. 170 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,439 Excuse me? 171 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,909 You're right but we're here to train senior management, 172 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,076 not improve the world. 173 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,150 Yes. 174 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,677 You should be all ears as Karol's results compared with yours 175 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:58,072 are like The French Revolution compared with our toilet queue. 176 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,989 - But nobody queues there. - That's right, Mr Dolny. 177 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,832 A cappuccino... you asked for. 178 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,353 Thank you... Asia. 179 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,039 Ania. 180 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,760 Thank you, Ania. I had no time 181 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,309 to drink coffee. Sorry. 182 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,153 Can we also count on special treats? 183 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,630 Sure, I'll get thermoses with tea and coffee. 184 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,190 Sure. 185 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:53,311 I don't care how you do it as long as you make me rich. 186 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,799 Did you take a pregnancy test? 187 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,754 Is it positive? 188 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:05,431 And positive means that you are. 189 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,315 Did you read the instructions? 190 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,871 Perhaps you peed in a wrong way or it's for some other disease. 191 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,233 I know pregnancy is not a disease. 192 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,278 You just have those test lines. 193 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,751 I do love you and I'm happy. 194 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,799 I'm just a little... surprised. 195 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,198 I must finish, I can't talk now. I'll call you later. 196 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:49,038 Man, do you want to pay for the fire brigade? 197 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,590 I sealed the smoke detector. 198 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,792 Nice. Thanks. Now I can have a lung cancer 199 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,278 caused by passive smoking and burn to death in a men's toilet. 200 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,718 Karol. 201 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,032 Are we buddies? 202 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,709 - Yeah. - Tell me how you do it. 203 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,317 - But what? - All these hotties run after you. 204 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,153 - You're no prince charming. - No? 205 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,995 Perhaps you can help me too. 206 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:32,278 I've been trying to pick up this coffee girl for some time now. 207 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,395 Yeah. 208 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,591 Shall I help you? Okay. 209 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,594 Try it with each other. You might discover new horizons. 210 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,589 Actually, I do nothing special. 211 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,311 I always agree with them. 212 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,837 I look after them. 213 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,190 I laugh when they tell jokes. 214 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,991 I compliment them. 215 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,879 Sincerely? 216 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,115 Yes. 217 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,239 Why should I be insincere? I really like women. 218 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,870 You like them because you like having sex with them? 219 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,716 Is there another reason? 220 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,672 No... 221 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,753 I just like them. 222 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,795 Sex is good but I like everything. 223 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,912 They are... pleasant... 224 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,033 ...to the touch. 225 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,719 They smell nice. 226 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,759 I love talking to them. Talking to men always bores me. 227 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,834 I'm sorry. 228 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,075 No offence. 229 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,917 I can talk all night long. 230 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,394 To a woman. 231 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,231 It's not boring at all. 232 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,392 Do you know a girl you haven't slept with? 233 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,470 No. 234 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,550 No. 235 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,029 They somehow force me into it. 236 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,871 They force you. 237 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,156 But you resist. 238 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,594 Excuse me? 239 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,676 Have you ever refused? 240 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,353 Just said "no". 241 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,078 That's the point. 242 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,316 It's my biggest problem. 243 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,992 No, I can't refuse a woman. 244 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,751 I have never refused a woman. I can't even imagine that. 245 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,390 It would be hard to say. 246 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,837 Excuse me, I haven't turned it off. 247 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,355 Hello? 248 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,314 Hi, Wanda. 249 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,638 In thirty minutes? 250 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,358 But I can't. 251 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,238 Absolutely, I can't. 252 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,915 But... 253 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,671 Try to understand me. 254 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,599 No. 255 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,192 Okay, I'll be there. 256 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,279 Right now? 257 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,800 Two weeks in December and January. 258 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,478 Christmas party, New Year's Eve, all inclusive. 259 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,833 Plus you get paid as a speaker. 260 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,152 - In Bali? - Yes. 261 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,118 Something wrong? 262 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,315 Honey. 263 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,799 The tropics. 264 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,749 Just the ocean, you and me. 265 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,673 - And all your firm. - Just 50 people. 266 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,551 But they won't bother us. 267 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,518 - Karol. - What? 268 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:47,515 I persuaded my boss they all needed negotiation skills training. 269 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,069 He agreed. 270 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,029 Wanda, no. 271 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,397 It's Christmas. How can I explain it? 272 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,039 To whom? 273 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,111 - My family. - Come on. 274 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,756 Honey, aren't you happy? 275 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,919 I am happy. 276 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,793 I'm very... 277 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,389 ...happy. 278 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,792 Open the boot! 279 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,470 How could you come 90 minutes late? 280 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,073 Just today. 281 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,708 Not 90 but 80 minutes, honey. 282 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,075 We won't get there in 4 hours. 283 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,597 But we will in 5. And your parents' celebration is only tomorrow. 284 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,594 - I hate driving after dark. - The car has lights, honey. 285 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,276 - I locked it. - My bag! 286 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,309 The roads are illuminated. 287 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,516 - I can drive. - No way. 288 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,717 - Why not? - You must be punished. Get in! 289 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,831 Can you drive a bit faster? 290 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,239 50 km/h is too slow. 291 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,594 It's bad for the engine! 292 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,391 For sure... it's bad. 293 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,194 Why are your parents remarrying? 294 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,271 They aren't divorced. 295 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,669 What? 296 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,556 Are they? They aren't. 297 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,149 Right? 298 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,839 From work. 299 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,389 But the weekend has begun and I don't work at weekends. 300 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,912 I won't answer it. 301 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,350 40km/h, I'm begging you. 302 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,796 So I was late. 303 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,070 Do you know what time it is? 304 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,789 - This is the news. - Ajogger would be faster. 305 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,278 My woman beats me. 306 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,557 It's not science-fiction but true. 307 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,878 The police say one Polish woman in five beats her partner. 308 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,992 Let's switch. 309 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:31,316 The most frequent reason? Refusing sex during major sporting events. 310 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,512 I'm really sorry. 311 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,115 I was late. I'm sorry. 312 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,279 Don't be mad. 313 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,595 - Honey. - Do not touch me! 314 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,518 You're always late. 315 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,636 Don't treat me like that! 316 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,517 You have time for me, you have no time for sex. 317 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,591 You just don't want to. 318 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,594 I always want to, even after a hard day's work. 319 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,671 I drive too slow, my tea is too sweet, my pasta too hard and wine too red. 320 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,718 - And those telephones. - From work. 321 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,997 It's crazy. I know it's from work. Answer it. 322 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,152 It must be important. More important than me. 323 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,517 We're getting married in 3 months but who cares? 324 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,829 You don't. 325 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,919 - Why are you with me? Do you love me? - I do but watch out. 326 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,995 My parents are remarrying after 30 years. Do you know why? 327 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,116 They love each other. 328 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,555 I understand. A car, watch out! 329 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,996 So what? You're ruining my life. I want to die! 330 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,878 But I want to live! 331 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,071 Leave it! 332 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,235 Can you see what you've done? 333 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,035 - Pull over. - Don't order me. 334 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,829 - Doing 40 and the police stop us. - You are to blame. 335 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,473 Beautiful. 336 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,676 Can you give me my purse? 337 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,118 - It's at the back. - How should I know? 338 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,714 - Stop it. - How should I know? 339 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,797 Do you need backup? 340 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,588 Good evening. Your licence and registration, please. 341 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,790 Have you been drinking? 342 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,433 No, I haven't. 343 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,155 - Why are you crying? - I'm not. 344 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,754 - It's here. - I know. 345 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,438 It's his fault. 346 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,717 - Good evening. - What has he done? 347 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,996 He no longer loves me. 348 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,435 - May I see your licence too? - But I love her. Really. 349 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,318 Why licence? 350 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,393 You nearly caused an accident, so offer no resistance 351 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,630 but give me your licence. 352 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,679 Okay. 353 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,875 Dear husband and wife. 354 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,836 30 years ago... 355 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,034 in the presence of God you joined in holy matrimony. 356 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,079 You vowed to love each other and to be faithful 357 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,993 till death do you part. 358 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,832 30 years with one wife. No way. 359 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:41,269 I'm so happy. In 3 months we shall be giving you our best wishes. 360 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,032 - Congratulations. - I'm so happy, darling. 361 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,550 - I'm not. - What? 362 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,436 - Come and help me make coffee. - Of course. 363 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,477 With pleasure. 364 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,080 - Have you tried dark beer? - Sure. 365 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,160 - And lager too. Homemade? - Sure. 366 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,788 Both dark and lager. Homemade. 367 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,193 Our own barley, hops and water. 368 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,035 Try it and you'll never touch factory-made beer again. 369 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,713 Cheers. 370 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,476 Exquisite, really. 371 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,477 So you fell out. 372 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,272 Not really but... 373 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,719 She sometimes has these mood swings. 374 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,798 Tell me about it. 375 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,672 Girls will be girls. 376 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,991 Being 30 years with her mother I learned a lot. 377 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,229 A lot! 378 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,638 It's a long time. I admire you. 379 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,595 To drink beer you don't have to buy the whole brewery. 380 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,596 In case of beer and women it's a lie. I know something about it. 381 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,273 Mum. 382 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,718 I don't know what's going on but something is going on. 383 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,837 He has no time for me, doesn't show interest in me. He has changed. 384 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,755 It's not like it used to be. 385 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,152 Girls always want it be like the day they fall in love. 386 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,675 It's not like that. Love evolves, 387 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,319 changes, ripens. 388 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,470 Once I couldn't drive him away. Now he drives me away. 389 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,073 It has evolved. 390 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,789 Do you want to know the secret of a happy relationship? 391 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,149 Sex. 392 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,469 Every day. 393 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,479 No matter what. 394 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,428 Your house is burning, you're sick, tired or in agony. 395 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,150 Sex... is the answer. 396 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,795 - Sex isn't vital. - So what is? 397 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,514 You must keep him on a short leash. 398 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,831 They like it. 399 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,998 And you... 400 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,229 Sorry. 401 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,469 You... 402 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,517 ...and your wife... 403 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,989 ...every day? - For 30 years. 404 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,635 10,950 days. 405 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,233 Oh, man. 406 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,799 Life is hard. 407 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,877 What shall I say? 408 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,749 Like hands of a washerwoman. 409 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,275 Do you know whose advice it was? 410 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,272 Our parish priest's. 411 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,034 30 years ago he married us. 412 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,636 - How did he know? - His great grandpa had told him. 413 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,032 He lived 70 years with his great grandma. 414 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,839 25,550 days. 415 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,917 They did it every day. 416 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,076 - Mortal combat. - Oh my. 417 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,588 The priest said that a Mass for his soul was in red. 418 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,109 He was treated like a martyr. 419 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,392 Not so bad. 420 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,111 And maybe... 421 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,230 And maybe he's got someone? 422 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,037 You must be joking, mummy. 423 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,794 Impossible. I would sense that. 424 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,910 Is it something big in your pocket... or you're just pleased to see me? 425 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,554 No. 426 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,792 I want to pee. 427 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,790 - Flying. - What's flying? 428 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,197 - A helicopter. - You've drunk too much. 429 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,038 Your dad told me to. 430 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,670 You should have drunk a glass not a bucket. 431 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,035 Marysia... 432 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,636 I really love you, you know? 433 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,631 You know I love you. 434 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,914 But only when you're drunk. 435 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,679 My phone. 436 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,832 Going through someone's phone is not like me. 437 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,915 It's great you're driving so carefully as I don't feel too good. 438 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,636 I have this unbearable feeling. 439 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,791 It really bothers me that 440 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,993 there are so many fine women in the world I will never meet. 441 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,991 So many beautiful women who will just pass me by. 442 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,756 And I will never kiss them, you know. 443 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,471 I won't sleep with them. 444 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,672 A half of the world's population are women. 445 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,035 You can't sleep with them all. 446 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,475 But at least I can try. 447 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,555 The idea of spending my whole life with one woman scares me to death. 448 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,272 Whose idea was it? 449 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,998 Undying love. 450 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,073 Loving only one woman makes no sense. 451 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,596 - Have you ever loved a woman? - I love them all. 452 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,990 Do you think it's all right? 453 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,519 Yes. 454 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,631 So why do you come here? 455 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,755 Exactly! Why? 456 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,919 - You're here at last. - What? 457 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,119 What is it? 458 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,430 23 minutes, 30 seconds late. 459 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,354 - I can't make up my mind. - A strange place for a meeting. 460 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,149 - We've never met in a shop. - There was no good reason. 461 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,073 - And now there is? - The wedding. 462 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,039 - The wedding? - You must help me to choose a dress. 463 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,678 I don't remember. 464 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,150 Have I mentioned our wedding, really? 465 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,438 Not our wedding, not yet. My friend's. 466 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,911 But it's nice you suggested that. I'm glad you finally coughed it out. 467 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,919 Oh, Karol. 468 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,192 It's so nice you mentioned the wedding. 469 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,150 I didn't mention the wedding. 470 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,475 I didn't mention the wedding. 471 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,233 Don't strangle me today. Be gentle. 472 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,796 Sorry. Just as you wish. 473 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,993 Have you got your trip confirmation? 474 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,071 What trip? 475 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,393 To Bali. 476 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,876 Have you seen the doctor? 477 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,310 In your condition you should. 478 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,755 To confirm it or exclude it. 479 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,791 Can you stop talking? 480 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,309 Karol. 481 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,438 I thought you'd never apologize to me. 482 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,709 I apologize to you every day. 483 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,314 - Do you love me? - All the time. 484 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,276 All the time, all the time... 485 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,429 I'm thinking about our wedding now. 486 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,717 What would you say if we switched colours? 487 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,316 I'll be in a black dress and you in a white suit. 488 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,277 What do you think? 489 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,079 Karol. 490 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,434 Yes? 491 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,639 Or maybe not. 492 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,914 I'll be wearing a suit and you'll be wearing a dress. 493 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,869 Okay. 494 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,354 Mr Górski... 495 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,358 Let's do our coaching training again. 496 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,716 Honey, don't. 497 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,917 - Don't fall sleep. - I have to sleep. 498 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,234 I'm begging you. I have to sleep. 499 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,833 Oh, Karol. 500 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,751 - Have you put on weight or what? - Hang on. 501 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,590 I'll hold it and you pull it. 502 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,159 Take a breath. 503 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,514 Hold it. 504 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,113 Hold it. 505 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,356 A bit more. Breathe out. 506 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,078 You'll suffocate. 507 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,433 - I bought this size on purpose. - Why? 508 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,318 To let it overflow. 509 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,797 - Small dresses are sexy. - But uncomfortable. 510 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,117 Comforts will come later. Now I have to fight. 511 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,553 Excellent. 512 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,515 Is your fantastic, fabulous, perfect guy coming too? 513 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,796 Yes, you'll see him at last. 514 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,639 You've told me about him so often. I feel as if I knew him. 515 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,677 Karol is... perfect. 516 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,434 Impossible. Not with such a name. 517 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,670 What's wrong with his name? 518 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,990 I used to date one Karol. 519 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,993 Good-looking, intelligent, great in bed. 520 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,076 But if I met him now I'd bite through his artery and drink his blood. 521 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,071 What happened? 522 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:20,028 I was one of the six girls he slept with at the same time. 523 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,914 A catholic with his own harem. 524 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,597 He says you're the one 525 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,389 after storming the beds of five dirty bitches before. 526 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,358 You work too much. 527 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,637 - They even bother you at weekends. - Exactly. 528 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,634 I told her I didn't want to but she forced me. 529 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,836 - They forced me. - Who? 530 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,591 Mira, the coordinator. 531 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,791 That lesbian again? 532 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,514 Can't you have your weekends off? 533 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,557 Unfortunately, I can't. 534 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,477 Weekend trainings are best paid. 535 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,069 Why are you wearing this suit? 536 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,356 Who are you going to train? 537 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,158 You'd be surprised. 538 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,311 I'm going to train... 539 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,232 ...senior clergymen 540 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,919 - Poor thing. - They also need help. 541 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,078 I'll be thinking... how to make it up to you. 542 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,471 Only elevated thoughts, because of the trainees. 543 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,394 - They just can't make love to women. - Poor things. 544 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,358 I'll see you off. 545 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,871 Karol... Karol! 546 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,389 - What? - You forgot something. 547 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,675 Bali for one? 548 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,433 I'm sorry. 549 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,679 Darn it! 550 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,432 For the most beautiful girl at this wedding. 551 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,477 - For me? - Of course. 552 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,717 The bride and groom? 553 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,519 On their way. Agata is dying meet you. 554 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,477 Really? It's nice. 555 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,717 - What the hell are you doing here? - I came to... 556 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,677 This is Karol. 557 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,592 Yes, this is Karol. 558 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,751 The one I told you about. 559 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,276 It's the one I told you about. This Karol. 560 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,793 This Karol? 561 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,877 - Who's Karol? - Me. 562 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,831 I'll kill you, bastard! 563 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,919 Marysia... 564 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,759 I know it's unethical. 565 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,238 But sometimes we come to a dead end. 566 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,150 - Where is that training? - In their headquarters. 567 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,393 - I might go there straightaway. - The boss has called a meeting. 568 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,029 Again? 569 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,998 We have more meetings than trainings. 570 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,436 - It's normal. - Okay. 571 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,516 I'll try to come on time. 572 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,230 - After you. - Thank you. 573 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,399 Good morning. Excuse me, where is CTC Consulting? 574 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,796 On the ground floor, you work there. 575 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,231 Really? Yes. 576 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,995 Can you approach the column? 577 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,515 - But why? - I'm begging you. 578 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,516 I work on the second floor. 579 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,278 Thank you. Bye. 580 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,629 Bye. 581 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,238 Excuse me, sir. 582 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,559 Ms lzabela! 583 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:20,391 Take it easy. Everything is under control. 584 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,359 - Did they talk to each other? - No. 585 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,436 - Do they know each other? - No, they don't. 586 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,673 They've been waiting for quite long. 587 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,796 Probably won't give up. 588 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,560 Damn it! I must get to my office. 589 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,878 Hang on. 590 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,559 Hi. I'm here. 591 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,034 Bravo. 592 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,995 Why are you so scared? 593 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,037 What? No. Why do you think so? 594 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,353 - Has it started? - No, the boss is late. 595 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,988 I'm waiting for Karol Górski. 596 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,190 - Do you happen to know where he is? - Yes, I do. 597 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,751 As far as I know... 598 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,916 ...he should be in his room now. 599 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,712 What do you mean? 600 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,314 I mean his office room. 601 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,550 - In the office? - I'll show you. 602 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,314 - Really? - Yes, with pleasure. 603 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,550 You're so kind, thank you. 604 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,279 This way. 605 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,357 - Come in. - Thank you. 606 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,476 Karol, this is... 607 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,870 - Paulinka. - Hugo. 608 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,799 Paulinka wants to see you. 609 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,036 - Hi, Paulinka. - Karol. 610 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,633 I'm sorry. 611 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,271 You're not calling me, 612 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,989 - so I decided to come and see you. - Hi, Paulinka. 613 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,755 You know, time is short. We have to choose a name. 614 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,831 A name for our child. 615 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,998 Come to my place. We don't want to disturb. 616 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,593 Excuse us. 617 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,917 Thank you so much. 618 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,270 Excuse me. Thank you. 619 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,310 Mr Dolny... 620 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,228 Paulina... 621 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,994 - Why didn't you call me? - I did. 622 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,914 - But you were out of reach. - Because I'm working, honey. 623 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,718 Now I'm busy too. 624 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,989 Great. 625 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,958 You don't have time for your baby. 626 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,434 - Of course I do. - Listen then. 627 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,672 We'll call the girl Karolina. From Karol. 628 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,109 And the boy will be Karol. Also from Karol. Karol II. 629 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,397 Great. What if it's neither a boy, nor a girl? 630 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,318 But what? 631 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,398 I'm just asking. 632 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,755 - What's wrong? - I'm upset. 633 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,117 - I have a meeting. It has just begun. - I see. 634 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,155 - You're driving me out. - No. 635 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,914 - You no longer love me. - Paulinka. 636 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,392 You've told me so many times... 637 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,074 What? 638 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,399 Karol. 639 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,190 It's just begun. 640 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,749 - Where? - I feel sick. 641 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,468 - Strong coffee helps me. - Coffee. 642 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,835 Breathe. Can you sit down? 643 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,596 Why don't you lie down? 644 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,830 Breathe deeply. Carefully. 645 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,754 Wait. 646 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,318 Legs up. 647 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,310 But don't give a birth yet. 648 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,471 Coffee... strong... soon. 649 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,832 Karol! 650 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,395 Cream and two spoonfuls of sugar. 651 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,755 And you? Not at... 652 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,996 - Not at the meeting? - The boss must cool down. 653 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,913 - She needs coffee. - In her condition? 654 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,390 - I'll make it. - Will you... look after her? 655 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,470 - Be with her? - Be with her? What do you mean? 656 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,315 I have some other duties. 657 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:20,312 - Wanda, honey, I'm sorry. - Oh, Karol. 658 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,517 Why are you waiting here? Didn't he tell you? 659 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,910 He told me you were not here. 660 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,588 He's hopeless. You could call me. 661 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,395 - I called you many times. - I was out of reach. 662 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,075 - In a tunnel perhaps. - So I started to worry. 663 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,992 What's the matter? 664 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,118 - Honey. - Boss. 665 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,393 Have you got that trip confirmation? 666 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,993 What trip? 667 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,152 Our trip to Bali. 668 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,312 To Bali? No, I haven't. 669 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,112 - Why? I have - Have you? I haven't. 670 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,477 I'll make a scene. What incompetence! 671 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,029 - Call them now. - But I'm busy 672 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,237 I'll call you when I'm not out of reach. 673 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,389 Karol, listen. 674 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,993 I admire you. 675 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,116 You have a special gift. 676 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,111 You do have a gift. 677 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,511 - I'm begging you. Don't waste it. - Thank you. 678 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,511 I try to do my best. 679 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,356 - Excuse me? - What? 680 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,471 Excuse me. Thank you. 681 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,551 Me and Karol are getting married. 682 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,755 Yes. 683 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,678 Karol, at last. 684 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,435 I've just learnt Eustachy is getting married. 685 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,273 - Yes? - Can you imagine? 686 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,916 Fantastic. He's having a stag night. 687 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,111 On Sunday. You're invited. 688 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,916 - Are you better? - What? 689 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,838 Yes, I'm better. 690 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,157 Just behave yourselves at the stag night. 691 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,992 My little tiger. 692 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,118 - Come. - Where? 693 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,998 Where are we going? 694 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,309 Bye. 695 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,595 Bye. 696 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,115 Don't call me your little tiger. 697 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,997 Watch out, gentlemen, 10 wives is maximum, 698 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,469 warns an 84-year-old Nigerian. 699 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,997 And Mohamet Abukara is an expert as he has 86 wives. 700 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,789 Is it punishment or just extreme happiness? 701 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,628 Good? 702 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,039 Good. 703 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,995 - What is it? - Moonshine. 704 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,277 I haven't drunk mass-produced vodka for years. 705 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,476 It gives me a headache. 706 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:07,156 I'd like to thank you for helping me in the hall today. 707 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,996 Don't mention it. We must help each other. 708 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,714 Zdzislaw. 709 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,389 Karol. 710 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,438 I'll tell you one thing, Karol. Beware. 711 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,996 - Of what? - Of women. 712 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,237 - I've been married five times. - It's a lot. 713 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,070 What happened? Why five times? 714 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,513 I was an incurable romantic. I believed in undying love. 715 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,995 My problem is I can't refuse a woman. 716 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,077 It's the same with me. 717 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,832 I'm also so kind. 718 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,154 It's just hard to say no. 719 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,034 What's the conclusion? 720 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,830 I'm a full-time security man. 721 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,630 Also a full-time postman. 722 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,554 And at night I drive a taxi. Just to pay alimony. 723 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,071 But I've grown wiser. 724 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,870 How? What do you do now? 725 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,678 Firstly... I don't get married. 726 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,398 No matter what. 727 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,312 Secondly... 728 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,632 I always have rubbers on me. 729 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,519 Help yourself. 730 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,032 Have some more. 731 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,914 Thank you. 732 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,116 I still never refuse any woman. 733 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,878 And remember that getting older you become more popular with women. 734 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,673 Really? 735 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,993 Jesus Christ. 736 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,549 Nice. 737 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,472 A stag party in the woods. What's the plan? 738 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,349 What can you do in the woods? Drink, howl to the moon... 739 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,715 ...and misbehave. 740 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,270 In 100 metres turn right. 741 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,798 - Turn right? There's no road. - Maybe she meant that forest road. 742 00:54:10,758 --> 00:54:12,794 - Who? - This GPS lady. 743 00:54:14,158 --> 00:54:18,913 Yes, I meant that forest road, jerk. 744 00:54:20,478 --> 00:54:21,957 Jerk? 745 00:54:23,558 --> 00:54:26,868 It sometimes hangs, a pirate version. 746 00:54:28,118 --> 00:54:31,394 If you can, turn back. 747 00:54:32,998 --> 00:54:37,469 Immediately. Can't you hear what I am saying to you, jerk? 748 00:54:57,678 --> 00:54:59,316 I'm out of reach. 749 00:55:02,038 --> 00:55:03,630 Fucking great. 750 00:55:14,638 --> 00:55:16,435 Take off your clothes! 751 00:55:19,238 --> 00:55:20,591 Eustachy? 752 00:55:20,798 --> 00:55:22,993 - What? - It has begun. 753 00:55:23,158 --> 00:55:24,876 - What? - A war! 754 00:55:30,598 --> 00:55:32,236 - What war? - What for? 755 00:55:32,398 --> 00:55:34,309 Whatever. For a complex. 756 00:55:34,478 --> 00:55:37,151 - What complex? - The bunker complex. 757 00:55:37,318 --> 00:55:40,469 We'll win if we defend it for 15 minutes. 758 00:55:41,558 --> 00:55:42,832 Get changed. 759 00:55:42,998 --> 00:55:45,114 Now. Move, move, move! 760 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:48,550 Good luck. 761 00:56:40,678 --> 00:56:43,431 Karol! Karol! 762 00:56:43,598 --> 00:56:46,988 We've got the complex! 763 00:56:47,158 --> 00:56:49,114 Karol! Karol! 764 00:56:49,278 --> 00:56:52,793 - Are you there? - 15 minutes have passed! 765 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,870 The complex is ours! 766 00:57:06,758 --> 00:57:08,350 What the hell? 767 00:57:08,518 --> 00:57:11,237 Men only. What's she doing here? 768 00:57:12,318 --> 00:57:14,752 Mira is going to do a pole dance. 769 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:17,671 - You'll dance for us. - Okay, I will. 770 00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:07,549 This one is classic, makes you laugh. 771 00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:09,749 This is "Afghan wind." 772 00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:12,271 Strong stuff. 773 00:58:12,438 --> 00:58:15,828 This one we call... "all flowers of Holland." 774 00:58:15,998 --> 00:58:19,195 Colourful... and psychedelic weed. 775 00:58:19,518 --> 00:58:21,668 But be careful with this one. 776 00:58:22,678 --> 00:58:25,875 - "The ravines of the Hindu Kush." - Hishu what? 777 00:58:26,758 --> 00:58:28,635 The Hindu Kush. 778 00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,796 You start seeing things which do not exist. 779 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:34,074 I'll take ravines, please. 780 00:58:36,158 --> 00:58:37,830 Is it legal? 781 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,916 Fireworks! 782 00:58:54,078 --> 00:58:55,636 Fireworks. 783 00:58:55,998 --> 00:58:57,636 Man... 784 00:58:57,798 --> 00:58:59,789 Look up. 785 00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:11,630 Okay, boys. 786 00:59:12,878 --> 00:59:14,994 My taxi is waiting. 787 00:59:15,638 --> 00:59:17,071 Well, I'm off. 788 00:59:34,998 --> 00:59:37,228 We could go with her. 789 00:59:40,998 --> 00:59:42,147 Karol! 790 00:59:42,318 --> 00:59:44,388 - Quiet! - What happened? 791 00:59:45,758 --> 00:59:47,077 We won. 792 00:59:47,838 --> 00:59:49,351 We won the war. 793 00:59:50,798 --> 00:59:52,197 What war? 794 00:59:52,838 --> 00:59:54,749 For the complex. 795 00:59:56,038 --> 00:59:57,357 Karol. 796 00:59:58,598 --> 00:59:59,997 Oh, Karol. 797 01:00:02,798 --> 01:00:03,867 Okay. 798 01:00:04,038 --> 01:00:05,596 One, two, three. 799 01:00:10,518 --> 01:00:12,156 You won't break me. 800 01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:14,354 I won't tell you anything. 801 01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:18,468 Don't kill me! Don't drown me! 802 01:00:20,078 --> 01:00:23,036 I'll tell you everything. It's Roman Dolny. 803 01:00:32,158 --> 01:00:34,752 Don't burn out my eyes! 804 01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:51,752 It must be those ravines. 805 01:00:54,038 --> 01:00:55,312 No, no, no! 806 01:00:55,838 --> 01:00:58,113 I can't. I have a girlfriend. 807 01:01:36,758 --> 01:01:39,955 - Do you have a headache too? - Everything hurts. 808 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:44,236 - Coffee. - Strong, black. Thank you. 809 01:01:47,478 --> 01:01:49,787 Man, it seems I didn't know you. 810 01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:53,438 It seems I didn't know you, either. 811 01:01:53,598 --> 01:01:57,511 I can't remember experiencing anything like that before. 812 01:01:57,678 --> 01:01:59,828 It was after the Hindu Kush. 813 01:02:01,118 --> 01:02:03,473 Who brought that shit anyway? 814 01:02:03,638 --> 01:02:05,071 My cousin. 815 01:02:05,238 --> 01:02:08,548 It seems I didn't know him either. He's a teacher. 816 01:02:08,758 --> 01:02:12,433 - Apparently, he has a vocation. - I had erotic dreams. 817 01:02:13,118 --> 01:02:14,790 They were awesome. 818 01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:16,632 Tell us. 819 01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:20,030 You were there. 820 01:02:21,158 --> 01:02:22,910 You were in mine. 821 01:02:23,078 --> 01:02:24,670 I also had dreams. 822 01:02:24,878 --> 01:02:25,947 Amazing. 823 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:29,667 This rav-something of the Hindu Kush should be banned. 824 01:02:29,878 --> 01:02:31,675 - Ravages. - Ravens. 825 01:02:31,838 --> 01:02:32,953 Ravines. 826 01:02:33,118 --> 01:02:35,837 My erotic dreams are quite... nice. 827 01:02:36,758 --> 01:02:37,873 Tell us. 828 01:02:38,038 --> 01:02:40,836 Thank you... Asia. 829 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,350 - Ania. - Ania. 830 01:02:43,518 --> 01:02:45,270 I dreamt of Karol. 831 01:02:46,598 --> 01:02:50,193 Was there a striptease in the woods? 832 01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:54,155 - Did you strip off? - I think, Karol did. 833 01:02:54,318 --> 01:02:56,115 That's interesting. 834 01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,872 It seems I didn't know you, Karol. 835 01:02:59,398 --> 01:03:02,037 Let's get down to work for a change. 836 01:03:02,198 --> 01:03:05,634 Negotiation techniques in extreme situations. 837 01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:08,149 Mr Dolny, get up. 838 01:03:10,638 --> 01:03:12,947 You should be called Doldrums. 839 01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:17,110 Cheer up, Doldrums. 840 01:03:23,518 --> 01:03:26,635 Hello, Karol. Dinner is almost ready. 841 01:03:26,838 --> 01:03:28,635 - You look... - How? 842 01:03:34,678 --> 01:03:36,430 Do we have guests? 843 01:03:37,798 --> 01:03:41,154 I don't want any guests. I'm tired. 844 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,627 They are not guests but... 845 01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:46,433 ...the rest of the household. 846 01:03:46,598 --> 01:03:48,907 Karol! 847 01:03:49,798 --> 01:03:51,231 Karol. 848 01:03:51,398 --> 01:03:53,593 Honey, are you feeling bad? 849 01:03:53,798 --> 01:03:58,349 - Irena has made some spaghetti. - The way you like it... tender. 850 01:03:58,478 --> 01:04:00,833 And I'm baking a cake, tiger. 851 01:04:06,518 --> 01:04:07,871 What? 852 01:04:12,238 --> 01:04:13,751 Excuse me. 853 01:04:18,118 --> 01:04:19,915 - Goodbye. - Karol. 854 01:04:20,078 --> 01:04:22,751 You're not going to leave now, honey. 855 01:04:22,918 --> 01:04:24,590 But you're here... 856 01:04:25,038 --> 01:04:26,596 ...together. How? 857 01:04:26,798 --> 01:04:28,516 Honey, it's obvious. 858 01:04:29,278 --> 01:04:31,075 We'll do you good. 859 01:04:32,478 --> 01:04:34,628 You love us all, don't you? 860 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:39,429 Isn't it better to live together than spend most time in traffic jams? 861 01:04:40,678 --> 01:04:42,908 - Such an idea. - Reasonable. 862 01:04:43,078 --> 01:04:44,796 Very reasonable. 863 01:04:46,158 --> 01:04:48,513 We want to make your life easier. 864 01:04:48,678 --> 01:04:51,431 - Monogamy is passé. - Impractical 865 01:04:52,518 --> 01:04:54,588 Polygamous relationships... 866 01:04:55,678 --> 01:04:57,987 ...are more efficient. 867 01:04:58,358 --> 01:05:02,874 Wanda has just told me all African countries... 868 01:05:03,038 --> 01:05:06,030 ...are polygamous. Isn't it great? 869 01:05:06,198 --> 01:05:07,677 Just imagine. 870 01:05:07,878 --> 01:05:11,837 And Africa is the cradle of humankind. Am I right? 871 01:05:14,038 --> 01:05:15,835 A hidden camera? 872 01:05:16,598 --> 01:05:19,158 - Ajoke? - Honey. Try it. 873 01:05:23,318 --> 01:05:25,388 Too little salt, I knew it. 874 01:05:27,038 --> 01:05:30,826 Is it some kind of punishment for me? 875 01:05:33,798 --> 01:05:35,550 - Yours. - My idea? 876 01:05:35,878 --> 01:05:39,188 It's you who decided to be with four of us. 877 01:05:39,838 --> 01:05:42,306 We've only drawn some conclusions. 878 01:05:42,478 --> 01:05:44,355 Are you happy? 879 01:05:44,518 --> 01:05:47,555 And we'll look after the baby together. 880 01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:51,188 - Little Karol. - Karol or Karolina. 881 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,429 IN AN EMERGENCY BREAK THE GLASS 882 01:06:25,598 --> 01:06:28,158 Five years of non-smoking. Screw it. 883 01:07:09,798 --> 01:07:11,470 What happened? 884 01:07:12,038 --> 01:07:13,187 Karol. 885 01:07:13,358 --> 01:07:14,677 My nails. 886 01:07:14,878 --> 01:07:17,711 What happened, Karol? 887 01:07:17,878 --> 01:07:21,109 What happened here? 888 01:07:23,318 --> 01:07:25,309 You are bleeding! 889 01:07:27,198 --> 01:07:29,154 Get the first aid kit. 890 01:07:29,318 --> 01:07:31,912 - Paulinka. - I shouldn't get upset. 891 01:07:32,078 --> 01:07:34,876 You'd better rest but we must talk now. 892 01:07:36,158 --> 01:07:38,194 No whining. Now! 893 01:07:39,118 --> 01:07:41,188 I am always cleaning. 894 01:07:46,598 --> 01:07:48,748 I shall begin. 895 01:07:54,798 --> 01:07:56,436 At this moment... 896 01:07:56,598 --> 01:07:58,350 ...l'd like to... 897 01:07:58,518 --> 01:07:59,951 ...sincerely... 898 01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:02,597 ...apologize. 899 01:08:04,838 --> 01:08:06,829 Girls, I'm really sorry. 900 01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:08,997 It's my fault. 901 01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:15,354 Sorry for this collective apology. You should be apologized individually. 902 01:08:16,278 --> 01:08:17,677 I'm sorry. 903 01:08:22,278 --> 01:08:24,997 It's a great prank, really. 904 01:08:25,358 --> 01:08:27,826 Chapeau bas! 905 01:08:27,998 --> 01:08:30,956 We had a good laugh but now we should... 906 01:08:31,318 --> 01:08:33,991 ...part on amicable terms. Right? 907 01:08:34,438 --> 01:08:36,110 It's not the point. 908 01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:37,836 Totally. 909 01:08:37,998 --> 01:08:40,273 Let's talk about... sex. 910 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:43,267 - What sex? - Isn't it clear? 911 01:08:43,438 --> 01:08:45,269 Our sex, Karol. 912 01:08:46,198 --> 01:08:49,747 - Sex with you? - Sex with all of us. 913 01:08:50,478 --> 01:08:52,673 We have one controversy. 914 01:08:53,678 --> 01:08:55,748 Your opinion could help us. 915 01:08:55,918 --> 01:08:58,876 - How shall we sleep? - Notjust sleep. 916 01:08:59,038 --> 01:09:01,268 - Maybe later. - Or before. 917 01:09:02,518 --> 01:09:05,237 - I speak for myself. - Let me finish. 918 01:09:05,398 --> 01:09:07,548 - I was to say it. - Okay. 919 01:09:07,758 --> 01:09:10,192 - One speaker. - I want to speak. 920 01:09:10,358 --> 01:09:12,872 - Leave it. - Because I'm pregnant? 921 01:09:13,038 --> 01:09:15,598 - Tell them. - You can speak, okay. 922 01:09:15,798 --> 01:09:18,437 I don't agree with Wanda's ideas. 923 01:09:18,998 --> 01:09:23,071 - I'm not so liberated. - But it's just normal. 924 01:09:23,238 --> 01:09:25,433 Sorry, but it isn't normal. 925 01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:27,953 In my opinion Wanda is right. 926 01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:32,555 - I'd like to try it. - Look, he has no clue what we want. 927 01:09:32,998 --> 01:09:37,355 Basically, do you prefer group sex or separately with each of us. 928 01:09:37,518 --> 01:09:39,907 Then we'd have a schedule. 929 01:09:40,078 --> 01:09:42,797 Each of us has it almost twice a week. 930 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:45,313 - But you every day. - Logical. 931 01:09:46,038 --> 01:09:49,747 For me twice a week is not enough and I prefer group sex. 932 01:09:50,358 --> 01:09:53,236 - Group sex is a sin. - Don't exaggerate. 933 01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,229 At least we can try. 934 01:09:55,438 --> 01:09:57,633 - I never have. - Me neither. 935 01:09:57,998 --> 01:09:59,397 Me neither. 936 01:10:02,558 --> 01:10:04,355 - But... - Outvoted. 937 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:22,789 Four at the same time. 938 01:12:23,038 --> 01:12:24,756 - Regularly? - Yes. 939 01:12:25,318 --> 01:12:26,512 Cool. 940 01:12:26,678 --> 01:12:29,988 - You think it's cool? - It's every man's dream. 941 01:12:30,478 --> 01:12:35,074 You have four hotties in your bed and do what you want with them. 942 01:12:35,238 --> 01:12:39,789 It's like... the most beautiful porn in the world. 943 01:12:40,198 --> 01:12:42,189 But it's not porn, man. 944 01:12:42,518 --> 01:12:44,270 It's reality. Got it? 945 01:12:45,478 --> 01:12:49,232 It's them who do want they want, not me. Just look at me. 946 01:12:49,398 --> 01:12:50,990 I never sleep. 947 01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:53,228 They cuddle up against me. 948 01:12:53,398 --> 01:12:58,028 When I free myself from one, another one gropes me. Four of them. 949 01:12:59,758 --> 01:13:01,430 Fucking awesome. 950 01:13:04,278 --> 01:13:05,757 Karol... 951 01:13:06,238 --> 01:13:08,194 - Maybe... - Maybe what? 952 01:13:08,358 --> 01:13:10,826 Maybe... I don't know... 953 01:13:11,358 --> 01:13:14,156 Maybe one day you could invite... me. 954 01:13:14,438 --> 01:13:18,192 And what would I do with you in that bed? 955 01:13:24,198 --> 01:13:26,109 Anything else? 956 01:13:26,798 --> 01:13:28,072 Yes. 957 01:13:28,238 --> 01:13:31,116 We'd like your... phone number. 958 01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:37,667 I'm terrible with numbers but I recommend our cheesecake. 959 01:13:37,838 --> 01:13:40,227 - Yes, please. - One cheesecake. 960 01:13:43,078 --> 01:13:45,592 Karol, leave something for others. 961 01:13:45,758 --> 01:13:48,431 - I asked for cheesecake. - No kidding. 962 01:13:50,758 --> 01:13:53,955 - Has Eustachy invited you yet? - Invited where? 963 01:13:54,318 --> 01:13:56,957 A stag night is followed by a wedding. 964 01:13:57,118 --> 01:13:58,437 In the woods? 965 01:13:58,598 --> 01:14:00,793 - No, in the clouds. - Where? 966 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,835 On the roof. 967 01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:07,994 - Can I tell him you'll bring four escorts? - No, I won't. 968 01:14:08,158 --> 01:14:10,228 I'll be on my own. Alone. 969 01:14:10,878 --> 01:14:12,231 But... 970 01:14:14,598 --> 01:14:17,192 Karol... take Paulinka at least. 971 01:14:17,358 --> 01:14:19,826 - Your cheesecake. - Thank you. 972 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:21,954 - Anything else? - Yes. 973 01:14:23,038 --> 01:14:25,950 Would you go to a wedding in the clouds? 974 01:14:28,198 --> 01:14:29,677 Yes? 975 01:14:48,878 --> 01:14:50,516 I'm going to... 976 01:14:51,078 --> 01:14:53,512 ...arouse your passion tonight... 977 01:14:54,878 --> 01:14:56,675 ...drive you insane... 978 01:14:57,118 --> 01:14:58,915 ...seduce you... 979 01:14:59,838 --> 01:15:01,635 ...and propose to you. 980 01:15:01,838 --> 01:15:04,477 Great plan except for that last thing. 981 01:15:04,598 --> 01:15:07,795 Good. I just wanted to provoke you. 982 01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:10,233 - So don't provoke me. - Why? 983 01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:13,591 Since you don't know how I look then. 984 01:15:23,758 --> 01:15:24,952 Paulinka? 985 01:15:25,678 --> 01:15:26,906 Hi. 986 01:15:27,758 --> 01:15:29,237 Is it you? 987 01:15:29,878 --> 01:15:31,106 It's Dolny. 988 01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:35,066 I think one should try everything in life. 989 01:15:35,598 --> 01:15:36,826 Even... 990 01:15:37,878 --> 01:15:39,470 ...unusual things. 991 01:15:40,318 --> 01:15:43,310 - Seemingly shocking things. - Like what? 992 01:15:47,278 --> 01:15:48,950 Ania... 993 01:15:49,838 --> 01:15:53,035 Can I have this dance with you? It's important. 994 01:15:53,198 --> 01:15:55,837 And the next one with you, okay? 995 01:15:55,998 --> 01:15:57,636 With pleasure. 996 01:16:00,758 --> 01:16:05,548 - I feel like dancing with the groom. - So I'll dance with the bride, okay? 997 01:16:09,078 --> 01:16:12,548 - It's nicer here than in the woods. - What woods? 998 01:16:12,758 --> 01:16:14,510 It doesn't matter. 999 01:16:15,358 --> 01:16:16,837 Sorry. 1000 01:16:25,158 --> 01:16:27,991 - I'm gonna kill him? - Sorry? - Nothing. 1001 01:16:28,398 --> 01:16:30,036 Paulinka! 1002 01:16:32,678 --> 01:16:35,750 Boys, come over here. 3 girls are waiting. 1003 01:16:35,918 --> 01:16:37,749 Come over here. 1004 01:16:38,118 --> 01:16:39,346 Hi. 1005 01:16:48,998 --> 01:16:51,831 Excuse me, I'm a bit hot. 1006 01:17:00,558 --> 01:17:04,028 - Not shaken, not stirred, no ice but fast. - Whisky? 1007 01:17:29,358 --> 01:17:31,155 One more. 1008 01:17:34,638 --> 01:17:36,469 Drinking alone? 1009 01:17:39,078 --> 01:17:40,989 You're not dancing? 1010 01:17:42,038 --> 01:17:44,757 I can dance with you, not with them. 1011 01:17:44,918 --> 01:17:47,557 Why don't we go to your place? 1012 01:17:48,518 --> 01:17:50,748 We'll misbehave, be naughty. 1013 01:17:53,078 --> 01:17:55,387 We know what it's like in here. 1014 01:17:55,878 --> 01:17:58,597 Will you seduce me and drive me insane? 1015 01:17:59,438 --> 01:18:01,349 And I won't propose. 1016 01:18:01,758 --> 01:18:03,077 Let's go. 1017 01:19:03,918 --> 01:19:08,070 - Who are those girls with? - I don't know... Maybe with Roman. 1018 01:19:12,918 --> 01:19:15,478 It was supposed to be our evening. 1019 01:19:29,518 --> 01:19:32,908 It was much better with you than in the clouds. 1020 01:19:33,478 --> 01:19:37,391 Apparently, flying with you is addictive. 1021 01:19:38,318 --> 01:19:39,910 Shall we meet? 1022 01:19:40,078 --> 01:19:42,546 I'll come round in the afternoon. 1023 01:19:42,758 --> 01:19:44,669 Then in the evening or... 1024 01:19:45,518 --> 01:19:48,078 ...at night and even in the morning. 1025 01:19:48,238 --> 01:19:52,436 Seducing you and driving insane is my new hobby now. 1026 01:19:52,598 --> 01:19:54,589 Sorry, I must finish. Bye. 1027 01:19:54,918 --> 01:19:56,590 Hi, little tiger. 1028 01:19:56,798 --> 01:19:57,753 Hi. 1029 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:00,637 - Will you make me some tea? - Sure. 1030 01:20:01,638 --> 01:20:02,991 Mint tea? 1031 01:20:03,158 --> 01:20:05,274 Do you have a hangover too? 1032 01:20:06,998 --> 01:20:10,627 - Pregnant women shouldn't drink. - It's not a hangover. 1033 01:20:10,838 --> 01:20:15,468 When I go dancing a little, I feel dizzy all week. 1034 01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:19,277 Karol... 1035 01:20:19,798 --> 01:20:21,311 That Roman... 1036 01:20:21,478 --> 01:20:23,469 Is he your best friend? 1037 01:20:24,038 --> 01:20:25,517 Dolny? 1038 01:20:25,878 --> 01:20:27,027 A friend. 1039 01:20:28,758 --> 01:20:29,907 Funny. 1040 01:20:30,918 --> 01:20:32,874 Funny, it's a good word. 1041 01:20:33,038 --> 01:20:35,074 And you somehow vanished. 1042 01:20:35,238 --> 01:20:38,867 I saw you for a minute at the bar but later I didn't. 1043 01:20:39,758 --> 01:20:41,271 Probably... 1044 01:20:42,558 --> 01:20:44,276 Probably... 1045 01:20:44,438 --> 01:20:47,191 I was walking... here and there. 1046 01:20:48,838 --> 01:20:51,068 Our paths just didn't cross. 1047 01:20:52,558 --> 01:20:53,991 Excuse me. 1048 01:21:00,358 --> 01:21:02,314 Surprise! 1049 01:21:03,238 --> 01:21:06,310 - Hello, Karol. - We're on holidays. 1050 01:21:06,638 --> 01:21:08,549 Holidays... in my house? 1051 01:21:08,758 --> 01:21:10,430 No, in Tenerife. 1052 01:21:10,598 --> 01:21:13,066 Our flight is at the crack of dawn. 1053 01:21:13,238 --> 01:21:16,913 We'll just sleep here and you'll drive us to the airport. 1054 01:21:17,078 --> 01:21:19,512 You look great. Where's Marysia? 1055 01:21:20,078 --> 01:21:21,431 Who's that? 1056 01:21:21,638 --> 01:21:23,674 And this is... 1057 01:21:24,598 --> 01:21:27,670 This is... This is our housemaid. 1058 01:21:30,158 --> 01:21:32,274 Paulinka, say hello, please. 1059 01:21:33,038 --> 01:21:34,357 Good morning. 1060 01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:38,192 Hello, I'm Józef Górski. 1061 01:21:39,398 --> 01:21:41,275 Karol's Dad. 1062 01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:44,430 - You didn't say you had a maid. - I forgot. 1063 01:21:48,998 --> 01:21:51,671 Good morning. You have visitors. 1064 01:21:51,878 --> 01:21:55,837 Marysia's friends are staying for a few days. 1065 01:21:55,998 --> 01:21:58,751 - I see. - It's very nice. 1066 01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:03,348 It's very nice to have such friends. 1067 01:22:05,278 --> 01:22:08,907 So the ladies have come to visit Warsaw. A good idea. 1068 01:22:09,078 --> 01:22:13,037 It's a beautiful city. Marysia and Karol are great guides. 1069 01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:16,108 Monuments. Good restaurants. 1070 01:22:16,278 --> 01:22:19,588 Have you taken them to that club we once went to? 1071 01:22:19,798 --> 01:22:22,596 A strip club. Really worth going. 1072 01:22:22,758 --> 01:22:26,910 - Five dancers on five poles. Awesome. - Pass me the knife. 1073 01:22:27,758 --> 01:22:29,111 Unforgettable. 1074 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:30,916 Be careful, honey. 1075 01:22:31,878 --> 01:22:36,554 In Warsaw there are so many theatres and museums. An opera house. 1076 01:22:36,998 --> 01:22:39,432 You could take the ladies... 1077 01:22:39,878 --> 01:22:42,073 ...to the zoo. - Good idea. 1078 01:22:42,398 --> 01:22:44,354 Take them to the zoo. 1079 01:22:46,198 --> 01:22:50,828 Okay, the show is over. Brunch is served, everyone seems happy. 1080 01:22:50,998 --> 01:22:52,909 Bunch up, I'm starving. 1081 01:22:53,078 --> 01:22:55,273 I'm pregnant. I must eat well. 1082 01:22:55,438 --> 01:22:59,226 That's right. If you're pregnant, you must eat. 1083 01:22:59,998 --> 01:23:01,829 Karol, it kicked me. 1084 01:23:02,358 --> 01:23:07,068 - Can you feel it? - Which month? I'm a doctor. 1085 01:23:07,238 --> 01:23:09,194 But in the army. 1086 01:23:09,358 --> 01:23:13,033 - Your tummy is quite small. - It's the second month. 1087 01:23:13,198 --> 01:23:15,268 It can't be kicking then. 1088 01:23:15,558 --> 01:23:17,947 I'm pregnant, not you. Right? 1089 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:20,871 So I know when Karol is kicking. 1090 01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:24,428 Karol or Karolina, the names after daddy. 1091 01:23:26,918 --> 01:23:29,478 Marysia, can you explain it to me? 1092 01:23:29,918 --> 01:23:31,033 Yes. 1093 01:23:32,518 --> 01:23:34,509 Of course, I can. 1094 01:23:35,278 --> 01:23:39,032 So they are Irenka and Wanda who are not here for the zoo. 1095 01:23:39,198 --> 01:23:41,996 And Paulinka isn't our housemaid. 1096 01:23:42,158 --> 01:23:44,592 We live and make love... together. 1097 01:23:44,798 --> 01:23:49,826 We formed a polygamous relationship as Karol is incapable of monogamy. 1098 01:23:50,278 --> 01:23:52,553 Monogamy is passé. 1099 01:23:52,758 --> 01:23:55,226 We wanted this and it's fantastic. 1100 01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:57,514 We have shared the chores. 1101 01:23:58,038 --> 01:24:02,395 We must finish with false morality hindering our emotional expression. 1102 01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:05,747 And sex for two is just boring. 1103 01:24:05,918 --> 01:24:07,670 Fucking awesome. 1104 01:24:09,798 --> 01:24:13,268 - It was their idea. An experiment. - An experiment. 1105 01:24:13,438 --> 01:24:17,477 Don't get upset. It's not a new idea. Hippies lived in communes, 1106 01:24:17,638 --> 01:24:20,152 had free love. Weren't you a hippie? 1107 01:24:20,318 --> 01:24:22,036 No, I wasn't. 1108 01:24:22,398 --> 01:24:26,755 Polygamy is a form of marriage recognized in Africa and Asia. 1109 01:24:26,918 --> 01:24:28,749 And we just want to... 1110 01:24:29,838 --> 01:24:33,228 adapt it in our country. 1111 01:24:33,878 --> 01:24:35,994 I'm not against experiments. 1112 01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:38,752 Just the opposite. I support them. 1113 01:24:39,398 --> 01:24:43,630 But as a father and as a doctor... 1114 01:24:43,838 --> 01:24:46,557 I'm asking myself if this burden 1115 01:24:46,678 --> 01:24:48,873 is not too heavy for Karol. 1116 01:24:50,118 --> 01:24:53,190 No, we don't have any boundless sexual needs. 1117 01:24:53,358 --> 01:24:57,192 - I only need it once a day. - Me too. - Me too. - Me too. 1118 01:24:57,358 --> 01:24:59,155 Twice when ovulating. 1119 01:24:59,318 --> 01:25:02,867 - What about your wedding? - That's a good question. 1120 01:25:12,198 --> 01:25:13,950 Is everything fine? 1121 01:25:14,118 --> 01:25:15,949 Nothing is fine. 1122 01:25:16,118 --> 01:25:19,349 I understand that... the wedding is cancelled. 1123 01:25:20,798 --> 01:25:24,108 Bigamy and polygamy are not legal in Poland yet... 1124 01:25:24,278 --> 01:25:26,667 so we just shack up. 1125 01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:29,317 I see. 1126 01:25:33,198 --> 01:25:35,473 Sheik up. 1127 01:25:35,638 --> 01:25:37,788 Are you stressed? 1128 01:25:37,998 --> 01:25:39,226 Józef! 1129 01:25:39,398 --> 01:25:41,992 - We're leaving. Say goodbye. - Why? 1130 01:25:42,158 --> 01:25:44,831 - Hurry! - Our flight is next morning. 1131 01:25:44,998 --> 01:25:48,115 We'll stay at the airport. There are hotels. 1132 01:25:48,278 --> 01:25:50,189 - Mum. - If you insist. 1133 01:25:50,358 --> 01:25:53,509 - I'll give you a prescription. - I'm well. 1134 01:25:53,678 --> 01:25:56,272 But you need more strength. 1135 01:25:56,678 --> 01:25:59,033 Zinc, selenium, vitamins. Viagra? 1136 01:25:59,198 --> 01:26:00,472 No! 1137 01:26:00,638 --> 01:26:02,071 We're leaving. 1138 01:26:03,078 --> 01:26:05,069 Hold on tight, Karol. 1139 01:26:05,878 --> 01:26:07,596 I'm on your side. 1140 01:26:07,798 --> 01:26:11,871 You need more proteins in your diet. It helps. 1141 01:26:12,398 --> 01:26:14,354 Farewell, ladies. 1142 01:26:14,518 --> 01:26:16,270 - Mum. - Hippie. 1143 01:26:19,398 --> 01:26:23,311 Karol, honey. Don't worry. 1144 01:26:23,478 --> 01:26:25,753 They'll have a grandson soon. 1145 01:26:25,918 --> 01:26:27,431 Then some more. 1146 01:26:41,478 --> 01:26:42,991 Some banana. 1147 01:27:28,238 --> 01:27:30,308 To Karol! 1148 01:27:44,798 --> 01:27:49,428 - And your current situation doesn't suit you? - Absolutely not. 1149 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:51,828 It doesn't suit me at all. 1150 01:27:51,998 --> 01:27:55,274 So you start seeing advantages of monogamy. 1151 01:27:57,398 --> 01:28:00,151 What? No, I wouldn't go too far. 1152 01:28:00,998 --> 01:28:03,956 And emotional issues? Do you feel a bond... 1153 01:28:04,118 --> 01:28:06,757 with all your women or at least one? 1154 01:28:07,038 --> 01:28:08,994 What do you mean? 1155 01:28:12,598 --> 01:28:13,667 What? 1156 01:28:14,758 --> 01:28:16,111 You mean love? 1157 01:28:16,998 --> 01:28:18,477 Exactly. 1158 01:28:19,478 --> 01:28:23,835 Butterflies in the stomach, right? Throes of passion. 1159 01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:27,989 Angels singing, misty eyes. They don't exist! 1160 01:28:28,238 --> 01:28:31,548 I've never felt anything like that. It's bullshit. 1161 01:28:31,758 --> 01:28:36,149 Bullshit sold to women by producers of soap operas 1162 01:28:36,318 --> 01:28:38,229 and romantic comedies. 1163 01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:43,073 Why are you asking me such things? Try to cure yourself. 1164 01:28:46,798 --> 01:28:51,235 Sometimes I feel like... running away. 1165 01:28:53,358 --> 01:28:55,110 Are you being chased? 1166 01:28:55,478 --> 01:28:56,957 No, but... 1167 01:29:01,358 --> 01:29:02,837 Yes, I am. 1168 01:29:04,438 --> 01:29:06,668 Would you run away with me? 1169 01:29:07,998 --> 01:29:09,556 It depends where. 1170 01:29:09,758 --> 01:29:11,396 And for how long. 1171 01:29:11,558 --> 01:29:13,071 The Maldives? 1172 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:15,190 For two weeks. 1173 01:29:16,438 --> 01:29:18,508 A small hut. 1174 01:29:18,678 --> 01:29:20,031 Thatched. 1175 01:29:20,198 --> 01:29:22,871 Resting on stilts above a blue lagoon. 1176 01:29:23,038 --> 01:29:27,429 The floor is transparent so we can admire fish swimming below. 1177 01:29:27,758 --> 01:29:30,272 Beautiful, colourful. 1178 01:29:31,918 --> 01:29:36,230 A gentle swoosh of coconut trees. Nobody around. Not a soul. 1179 01:29:36,398 --> 01:29:40,277 So everyday we run naked on the beach and sunbathe. 1180 01:29:40,798 --> 01:29:42,675 We swim in warm water. 1181 01:29:42,998 --> 01:29:45,273 - Do you like seafood? - Yes. 1182 01:29:45,438 --> 01:29:47,827 So we eat seafood and fruit. 1183 01:29:48,238 --> 01:29:50,593 And we only drink champagne. 1184 01:29:51,998 --> 01:29:53,272 You and me. 1185 01:29:53,438 --> 01:29:56,111 - Next week... Yes? - Yes. 1186 01:29:56,278 --> 01:29:58,838 Yes, yes, yes... 1187 01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:09,755 Come, quickly. 1188 01:30:09,918 --> 01:30:11,431 And you luggage? 1189 01:30:11,558 --> 01:30:12,877 Thank you. 1190 01:30:13,038 --> 01:30:15,506 What's wrong with you, people? 1191 01:30:22,198 --> 01:30:23,426 Excuse me. 1192 01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:28,437 10 minutes left. 1193 01:30:28,598 --> 01:30:31,192 - You came late. - I'm always late. 1194 01:30:31,358 --> 01:30:34,236 - Mr Górski and Ms Matysik... - It's us! 1195 01:30:34,398 --> 01:30:37,868 ...check in at Gate B24. - It's us. Good morning. 1196 01:30:38,398 --> 01:30:39,877 Hello. It's us. 1197 01:30:40,638 --> 01:30:44,233 - Yes, but who? - Adrianna Matysik and Karol Górski. 1198 01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:46,992 - I'll kill you. - I'll kill myself. 1199 01:30:47,838 --> 01:30:51,148 - I'm sorry but it's impossible. - Oh, please. 1200 01:30:52,998 --> 01:30:55,558 Will you do it for me? 1201 01:31:24,798 --> 01:31:26,311 Excuse us. 1202 01:31:27,238 --> 01:31:28,751 We're sorry. 1203 01:31:29,158 --> 01:31:32,355 - Traffic jams. Taking off soon. - We're sorry. 1204 01:31:32,518 --> 01:31:34,748 Clogged up. 1205 01:31:34,918 --> 01:31:36,510 Traffic jams. 1206 01:31:36,638 --> 01:31:38,913 At the crossroads. 1207 01:31:43,518 --> 01:31:46,237 - Why are you here? - Flying with you. 1208 01:31:46,398 --> 01:31:48,673 We'd never miss such a trip. 1209 01:31:49,758 --> 01:31:51,316 Sit down, please. 1210 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:54,677 - How could you? - It's not her fault. 1211 01:31:54,838 --> 01:31:56,237 It's our idea. 1212 01:31:56,398 --> 01:31:58,275 - Sit down. - I can't. 1213 01:31:58,438 --> 01:31:59,917 I'm not going. 1214 01:32:00,398 --> 01:32:01,877 I'm not going! 1215 01:32:02,038 --> 01:32:03,835 It's impossible. 1216 01:32:06,558 --> 01:32:08,435 Captain! 1217 01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:11,516 Don't take off. 1218 01:32:11,678 --> 01:32:16,035 Hello RMF FM Radio. Is there a Karol you haven't portrayed? 1219 01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:18,587 I protest because I get off. 1220 01:32:19,278 --> 01:32:21,746 I'm not flying! Do you understand? 1221 01:32:24,358 --> 01:32:25,950 Don't take off. 1222 01:32:30,358 --> 01:32:31,552 People! 1223 01:32:31,758 --> 01:32:32,793 Captain! 1224 01:32:39,758 --> 01:32:41,908 Help! 1225 01:32:42,078 --> 01:32:45,275 Germans are beating me! Help! 1226 01:32:49,878 --> 01:32:54,349 For a public order offence, attacking the officers 1227 01:32:54,518 --> 01:32:57,032 and disturbing the air traffic, 1228 01:32:57,198 --> 01:32:59,917 Karol Górski is sentenced 1229 01:33:00,638 --> 01:33:01,991 to... 1230 01:33:02,158 --> 01:33:04,388 ...3 months of community work. 1231 01:33:04,558 --> 01:33:07,152 Does the defendant understand the verdict? 1232 01:33:11,838 --> 01:33:13,396 Yes. 1233 01:33:13,558 --> 01:33:18,268 I could have sent you to prison. 1234 01:33:22,158 --> 01:33:24,797 Do you realize? 1235 01:33:28,758 --> 01:33:30,316 Yes. 1236 01:33:30,478 --> 01:33:33,550 Have ever been to the Bieszczady Mountains? 1237 01:33:33,758 --> 01:33:35,157 No. 1238 01:33:35,638 --> 01:33:37,117 And I have. 1239 01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,030 A beautiful place. 1240 01:33:51,278 --> 01:33:54,156 I am, you are, he, she, it is. 1241 01:33:55,038 --> 01:33:58,155 We are, you are, they are. Easy, right? 1242 01:33:58,478 --> 01:34:00,309 Now let's repeat. I... 1243 01:34:01,158 --> 01:34:05,629 ...am, you are, he, she, it is. 1244 01:34:06,438 --> 01:34:10,670 We are, you are, they are. 1245 01:34:10,878 --> 01:34:13,028 - They are. - What? 1246 01:34:13,478 --> 01:34:16,834 - They are. - Dzey are. 1247 01:34:17,358 --> 01:34:19,474 It was the indicative mood. 1248 01:34:19,638 --> 01:34:22,072 Now the negative mood. 1249 01:34:22,438 --> 01:34:25,987 It is much more important than the indicative mood. 1250 01:34:26,158 --> 01:34:28,672 We must know how to say no. 1251 01:34:29,678 --> 01:34:34,308 I knew a guy who couldn't say no and ended up miserably. 1252 01:34:34,998 --> 01:34:37,193 What happened to him? 1253 01:34:39,158 --> 01:34:41,718 He got confused for good. 1254 01:34:41,878 --> 01:34:43,516 What happened next? 1255 01:34:44,198 --> 01:34:47,349 He started to learn how to say no. 1256 01:34:47,998 --> 01:34:50,193 No! Let's repeat. No! 1257 01:34:50,398 --> 01:34:51,672 - No! - Louder! 1258 01:34:51,838 --> 01:34:53,476 - No! - No! 1259 01:34:53,638 --> 01:34:55,276 - No! - Never! 1260 01:34:55,438 --> 01:34:57,235 - Never! - I am not! 1261 01:34:57,398 --> 01:34:59,229 - I am not! - No, no, no! 1262 01:35:05,198 --> 01:35:06,392 I'm sorry. 1263 01:35:07,758 --> 01:35:08,827 I am. 1264 01:35:10,278 --> 01:35:12,075 Hi, Karol. Hi, kids. 1265 01:35:12,238 --> 01:35:15,116 - What are you doing here? - Can we talk? 1266 01:35:15,278 --> 01:35:18,270 Yes. But the bell is in 10 minutes. 1267 01:35:26,758 --> 01:35:28,555 Things have changed. 1268 01:35:29,638 --> 01:35:32,630 Our secretary Ania lives with Mira. 1269 01:35:33,798 --> 01:35:37,757 But they say it's just an experiment. 1270 01:35:44,478 --> 01:35:47,151 Irena is with Pawel, Wanda's husband. 1271 01:35:47,878 --> 01:35:50,233 I mean ex-husband. 1272 01:35:50,518 --> 01:35:52,190 They're very happy. 1273 01:35:57,118 --> 01:35:59,757 Wanda is our boss now. 1274 01:35:59,918 --> 01:36:02,910 I mean our boss's wife. 1275 01:36:04,638 --> 01:36:06,515 You'd have connections. 1276 01:36:10,878 --> 01:36:14,917 Marysia lives with 3 boyfriends now. 1277 01:36:16,478 --> 01:36:18,992 She says she prefers polygamy. 1278 01:36:20,078 --> 01:36:21,750 They say so too. 1279 01:36:28,158 --> 01:36:29,511 And Paulinka? 1280 01:36:33,758 --> 01:36:35,510 This is why I'm here. 1281 01:36:35,678 --> 01:36:38,431 Paulinka invites you to her wedding. 1282 01:36:40,158 --> 01:36:42,592 She wants you to be her witness. 1283 01:36:44,078 --> 01:36:45,306 Who with? 1284 01:36:45,878 --> 01:36:47,755 Who's she marrying? 1285 01:36:51,678 --> 01:36:52,827 Me. 1286 01:36:56,358 --> 01:36:57,552 Yes, me. 1287 01:36:58,598 --> 01:36:59,917 You're mad. 1288 01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:06,752 No. 1289 01:37:08,438 --> 01:37:09,791 And the baby? 1290 01:37:10,838 --> 01:37:12,066 What baby? 1291 01:37:13,678 --> 01:37:17,591 She wasn't pregnant. Her period was late. That's all. 1292 01:37:20,038 --> 01:37:21,517 So what? 1293 01:37:22,398 --> 01:37:23,956 Do you agree? 1294 01:37:43,758 --> 01:37:46,067 - Where is he. - I have no idea. 1295 01:37:46,238 --> 01:37:49,389 - Why is he always late? - And why today? 1296 01:37:49,798 --> 01:37:53,313 - What if he doesn't come? - Impossible. He promised. 1297 01:38:14,958 --> 01:38:17,188 We're waiting for the witness. 1298 01:38:20,158 --> 01:38:21,477 At last! 1299 01:38:21,638 --> 01:38:23,196 - Sir. - Father. 1300 01:38:23,358 --> 01:38:25,428 Father, it's our witness. 1301 01:38:25,598 --> 01:38:29,113 There will be one more witness, my sister Beata Dolna. 1302 01:38:29,278 --> 01:38:31,189 Good. Let's begin. 1303 01:38:35,758 --> 01:38:40,036 My sister is the other witness. You don't know her. Look after her. 1304 01:38:40,918 --> 01:38:42,670 Is it her? 1305 01:39:01,598 --> 01:39:04,795 - Beata Dolna. - Oh... Karol. 1306 01:39:17,478 --> 01:39:18,877 I'm in love. 1307 01:39:20,838 --> 01:39:23,193 For the first time in my life. 1308 01:39:23,358 --> 01:39:25,872 Better late than never, son. 1309 01:39:26,438 --> 01:39:27,871 Oh my God. 1310 01:39:28,758 --> 01:39:30,237 Am I in love? 1311 01:39:31,198 --> 01:39:33,996 - What shall I do now? - Don't worry! 1312 01:39:34,158 --> 01:39:35,796 We can work it out! 1313 01:39:36,158 --> 01:39:42,796 Subtitle Rip; TheHeLL 83673