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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,318 Thanks a lot. We're on our way. 2 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,888 Oh. Where are you going? 3 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:59,691 Well, what do you think, honey? North? 4 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,927 We've done north. How 'bout west? 5 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:04,930 That's an idea. But let's not lock ourselves in. 6 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:05,830 You're right, honey. 7 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,498 You mean you-- you haven't made any plans? 8 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:08,767 Oh, we never do. 9 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,669 We just get in the car and go wherever. 10 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,105 Glad I don't carpool with you guys. 11 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,039 [ Chuckles ] 12 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,111 Well, that sounds like fun, not having any plans, 13 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,347 just winging it, being free as a bird. 14 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,216 Honey, even birds pick a direction. 15 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,421 You'll have to excuse my husband. 16 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,423 When he gets up in the morning, 17 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,091 he checks off "Got up". 18 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,358 [ Laughs ] 19 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:36,260 Well, there-- You know, there isn't anything wrong 20 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,195 with making plans. 21 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,698 I mean, wha-- what if you drove to a city and, uh, 22 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,066 when you got there all the-- 23 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,299 all the hotels had been booked? 24 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,869 We'd probably end up in a place like this. 25 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:50,542 Well, you, uh-- 26 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,177 you wouldn't want that to happen again. 27 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,046 Why don't I, uh, call ahead and make some reservations...? 28 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,680 -Oh, no thanks. -Thanks anyway. 29 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:57,415 We're fine. 30 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,716 We had a great time. 31 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,485 Uh, at least-- at least take a map. 32 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,424 Crazy, reckless kids. 33 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,360 Dick, they're just being spontaneous. 34 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,029 You could learn something from them. 35 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,832 Joanna, I'm as spontaneous as the next guy. 36 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:17,568 I've-- I've gone north. 37 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,874 Yeah, but never without your pals Rand and McNally. 38 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,009 Honey, there's nothing wrong with-- 39 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,544 with planning these things out. 40 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,048 I mean, I-- I prefer using a travel agent to-- to... 41 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:31,716 flinging darts at a map. 42 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:33,851 Boring. 43 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:34,819 Careful. 44 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,922 Dick, tell me the last time that you went to bed 45 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,224 without having all your clothes laid out for the next day 46 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,760 or the last time you got something 47 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,561 at the grocery store that wasn't on your list. 48 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,863 Joanna, you-- you can't compare 49 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,999 responsible shopping with-- with, uh, 50 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,202 driving hell-bent through Vermont. 51 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,505 Dick, just face it. 52 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,875 You're not spontaneous, and you never will be. 53 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,075 Oh, really? 54 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,315 Had enough? 55 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,550 [ Laughs ] 56 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,958 Michael, Stephanie, what happened? 57 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,393 [ Sobs, mutters ] 58 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,198 What? 59 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,333 [ Mutters, tearfully ] 60 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:25,603 "Fuzzy"? 61 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:26,604 The Z. 62 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,140 The Z was in a tiny accident. 63 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:32,477 Tiny? My Z now looks like a W. 64 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:33,278 [ Sobs ] 65 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:37,782 We had just dropped my car off for servicing and... 66 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,284 we were driving home, and as usual, 67 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:42,086 Michael couldn't take his eyes off me. 68 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,689 And he smashed into a mailbox. 69 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:46,524 It was Michael's fault. 70 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,426 I mean, he did pick this outfit. 71 00:03:50,696 --> 00:03:53,631 This is the first accident I've ever caused. 72 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,467 Well, that I know of, anyway. 73 00:03:57,270 --> 00:04:00,404 Michael, you should be grateful that you and Stephanie are okay 74 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,672 and that only the car is damaged. 75 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,742 Boy, Dick, it's a good thing Bambi had Thumper 76 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,576 to comfort him and not you. 77 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,148 Come on, let's, uh, take a look at it. 78 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,784 Dick! It's hideous! 79 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,085 It looks... 80 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,756 ...domestic. [ Sobs ] 81 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,199 Let's go. 82 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,836 Let's go, let's go. 83 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,738 What's going on? 84 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,905 We're going to Quebec. 85 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:36,907 We are? 86 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,710 When did we decide this? 87 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:39,944 Just now. 88 00:04:41,213 --> 00:04:42,747 Call it a whim. 89 00:04:43,215 --> 00:04:44,615 Call it a lark. 90 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,284 Call it spontaneous. 91 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,620 Dick, are you serious? 92 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,222 No, I-- I thought about what you said, 93 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:52,223 and-- and you were right. 94 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,092 I-- I could be a-- a little looser. 95 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,260 Well, this is great. 96 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,627 How'd you come up with Quebec? 97 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,697 Tossed a dart at a map. How else? 98 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,231 Oh! Honey! 99 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,601 Honey, I am so proud of you. This is really great. 100 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,870 Well, it isn't-- you know, it wasn't that big a deal. 101 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,640 Oh! I've got it. Let's go to Niagara Falls. 102 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,442 No! Que-- uh, Quebec. 103 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,013 They, uh-- they even speak a-- a different language up there. 104 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,981 It-- it'll be-- it'll be nuts. 105 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:17,816 [ Laughs ] 106 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:18,950 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. 107 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,117 What about California? 108 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:21,952 Yeah. Let's get on a plane and just... 109 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,455 Honey, the-- the dart has been cast. 110 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,958 We'll just get in the car and-- and go to Quebec. 111 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,894 Well, we could, but we've been there. 112 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,629 Yeah, but never like this. 113 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,432 You know, not all the sudden. 114 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,435 And besides, you know, it's, uh, it's north. 115 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:41,673 Yeah, but, Dick, I mean, why get stuck in one place? 116 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,807 I mean, as long as we're doing this 117 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,342 without any plans, then... 118 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,612 That is what we're doing, right? 119 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:49,613 Right. 120 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:51,816 Dick. 121 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:56,388 Why are you so set on Quebec? 122 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,624 Uh, because, that's um, 123 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,026 that's kind of, that's kind of, uh... 124 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,928 [ Clears throat ] 125 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:04,896 That's kind of-- kind of where the res-- 126 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,363 the reservations are. 127 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,099 The what? 128 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,435 The reservations are... 129 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,169 Hon-- honey, there-- 130 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:14,138 I mean, there's nothing wrong with-- 131 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:15,005 with making reservations for a hotel, 132 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,408 you know, just to be-- to be absolutely sure... 133 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:20,811 Oh, Dick, uh, about this itinerary. 134 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:24,048 I can't read where you're gonna be tomorrow at 2:30. 135 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:31,289 How many reservations did you make, Dick? 136 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,591 Uh, just, uh, just-- 137 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:34,993 Where are we having dinner tonight? 138 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,466 Le-- uh, L'Etoile. 139 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,169 And where are we going dancing afterwards? 140 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:51,909 The-- The Firelight Room. 141 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,977 And breakfast? 142 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,447 All right! 143 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,017 The-- The Tillery Gardens, but I-- 144 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,219 I left-- I left lunch wide open. 145 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:07,792 Why don't we have plans for that, Dick? Run out of darts? 146 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,599 So much for "Joanna goes souvenir shopping, 147 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,768 11:30 to 2:00." 148 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,776 Oh, Michael. I made this card for you. 149 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,980 I thought it might cheer you up. 150 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,916 "Get Wheel Soon." 151 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,056 [ Sobs ] 152 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,693 Nobody likes a pun. 153 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,197 Michael, how is she? 154 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,199 Aw, she's doing fine. 155 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:50,434 You can tell me. 156 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:51,970 They put her on a lift. 157 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,337 [ Sobs ] 158 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,272 Michael! Michael! 159 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,073 Oh, Steph! 160 00:07:57,209 --> 00:07:58,743 You wax 'em, you polish 'em, you change their oil, 161 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,244 and then something like this happens. 162 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,213 She's going to be okay. 163 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,614 Well, we do have a specialist. 164 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,281 Uh, Arnie. 165 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,817 He's supposed to be the best 166 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:06,751 fender and chrome man in the business. 167 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:07,885 I'm sure he is. 168 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,720 I wanted to stay, but they said they could work faster 169 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,556 if they didn't have to keep prying me off the hood. 170 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,360 Michael... 171 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,997 You know I'm sorry about your Z, but, boy! 172 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,165 Is that your loaner out there? 173 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,902 Michael! Did you get your new car? 174 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,204 Uh, it's just temporary! Steph... 175 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,472 I don't see it. 176 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,908 It's-- It's out there. 177 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:30,641 Where? 178 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,611 Over... by the trash cans. 179 00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:37,548 The only thing over there is a big, red, ugly truck. 180 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,319 Ew! 181 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,822 Steph, that's all they had. 182 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,956 Oh! 183 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,625 Hey, some guys have all the luck. 184 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,393 I had to get a loaner once. 185 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,963 They made me take a little foreign car. 186 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,499 Couldn't haul a thing in it. 187 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,267 Michael, do you mind if I go out 188 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,168 and take a closer look? 189 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:57,902 Oh, go ahead. 190 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:58,970 Oh, boy! 191 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,040 Michael, if you think you're hauling me 192 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,575 around in that thing, 193 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,445 well, you can just take your head in for servicing. 194 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,980 When are you getting the Z back? 195 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:12,717 We have the Dartmouth dance, the fashion show, 196 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,553 our open T-roof drive through town in our new sweaters. 197 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:17,889 Steph, don't worry. 198 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,057 The Z's going under the torch this afternoon. 199 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,760 Oh, why couldn't it have been me? 200 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,462 [ Sobs ] 201 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,634 Jo-- Joanna? 202 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,670 Come-- come on. 203 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:36,674 Com... Com-- come on. We're going on a trip. 204 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,110 Who is it? 205 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,015 It-- it's me. Come on. 206 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,650 Dick, it's either the middle of the night 207 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,052 or my eyes are still closed. 208 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,720 Either way, I'm not moving. 209 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,655 Come on, Joanna. 210 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,924 Where-- where are we going? I don't know. 211 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,460 When-- when are we coming back? 212 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,794 I-- I don't know. 213 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,497 Dick, if you let me sleep, 214 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,600 I'll let you make all sorts of reservations in the morning. 215 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,269 Joanna, you wanted me to be spontaneous. 216 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:08,672 You got it! 217 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,910 Come on. We'll-- we'll go with the clothes on our backs. 218 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,745 We're in pajamas. 219 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,181 Oh. Oh, right. Okay, we'll go with the-- 220 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,217 the clothes on our backs in-- in a-- in a few minutes. 221 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,353 And-- and I won't even wear the clothes that I-- I laid out. 222 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,088 I'll wear, uh... 223 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,027 I'll wear these. 224 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,165 No, okay, uh... 225 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,167 I'll-- I'll go with the clothes I laid out. 226 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,138 Dick, this time no reservations? 227 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,007 Only if we cross through Navajo territory. 228 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,075 [ Laughs ] 229 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,210 [ Gasps ] 230 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,746 Oh, honey, when you talk like that... 231 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,647 And-- and we'll leave George and Stephanie a note, 232 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,116 but we won't sign it. 233 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:52,750 Ah! 234 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,586 You're a nutball! I love it! 235 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,288 Oh, this is gonna be great! 236 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,455 [ Laughs ] 237 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,394 Did I tell ya? 238 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,329 [ Crickets chirping ] 239 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,376 [ Crickets chirping ] 240 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,478 Okay. 241 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:31,255 Now, what we got to do here is look at this as an adventure. 242 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,427 The last 15 hours, we changed a tire, 243 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,096 we've been rained on, 244 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,231 we've been stuck in mud, 245 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,532 and we've put 300 miles on the car 246 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,768 without moving an inch. 247 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,271 Dick... 248 00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:50,574 And then we ran out of gas. 249 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,909 Dick, I know all of this. 250 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:55,680 Please let me go on, Joanna. I like reliving it. 251 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,585 And then, that road. 252 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,055 "Oh, why don't we see where this leads?" 253 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,927 Well, this is where it leads, Joanna. 254 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,296 Motel... Hell! 255 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,533 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 256 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,570 Dick, I did not talk you into this. This was your idea. 257 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,606 I never even-- I never even-- 258 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,274 even thought of being spontaneous un-- 259 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,175 until you mentioned it. 260 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,177 Well, we're here now. 261 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,313 Somewhere in New Hampshire. 262 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,082 Let's just make the best of it. 263 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,618 Besides, I'm not having a bad time. 264 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,456 Yes, you are. 265 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,092 This is a bad time, Joanna. 266 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,261 This is the standard by which 267 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:47,197 all other bad times will be judged. 268 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:49,433 [ Sighs ] 269 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,306 You need a room? 270 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,012 -Yes. -No! 271 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:02,713 Dick. 272 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,948 I am not gonna stay in this sleazebag motel. 273 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,151 Dick, we're tired. 274 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,318 We're mud-caked. 275 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,220 [ Sighs ] 276 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,089 How-- how far is the next motel? 277 00:13:12,257 --> 00:13:13,790 Ten miles. 278 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,560 I'm game to push. How 'bout you? 279 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,396 No way. 280 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:22,233 What happened to Miss Positive-Sunshine-Face? 281 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,236 She wants a shower, she wants a bed, 282 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,403 and she wants them now. 283 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,473 All right, well, we'll take a room. 284 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,376 You want it for the full hour? 285 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,483 No, we want it for the full night. 286 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:40,885 Sure. 287 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,387 Look, we're married. 288 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,222 We just want a place to sleep. 289 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,623 Yeah, right. 290 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,327 Do you have a reservation? 291 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,531 For this? 292 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,734 Phil... 293 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:02,506 Didn't you ever pick up and-- and go, willy-nilly? 294 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,408 You know, with-- with no plans, 295 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,210 just hit the road, free as a bird? 296 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,615 What are you, some kind of beatnik? 297 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,548 No. 298 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,185 Seems crazy, driving around in the middle of the night 299 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,586 without an itinerary. 300 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,123 Look, we just want a room. For the night. 301 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:23,060 Or-- or-- or in your language, eight one-hours. 302 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,729 We're full. 303 00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:27,864 What? 304 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,934 Hey, uh, you don't exactly look 305 00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:34,672 like you're up to the level of my usual clientele. 306 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,775 Dick, do something. 307 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,410 Give him some money. 308 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,979 [ Clears throat ] 309 00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:45,148 Phil, I, uh-- 310 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,618 I think I know what's going on here. 311 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,725 Do you have-- Do you have any money? 312 00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,797 Here, why don't you... 313 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,232 charge yourself a nice bribe? 314 00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:03,533 [ Sighs ] 315 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,748 Huh, I'm thinking maybe the bed came first. 316 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,817 [ Door closing ] 317 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,122 [ Sighs ] 318 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:30,027 [ Strange wind noise ] 319 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,135 Honey, do you think they let whales stay here? 320 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,972 Probably. 321 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,507 If they have reservations. 322 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,842 [ Laughs ] 323 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,548 Well, Miss Aren't-We- Having-Fun is back. 324 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,784 Come on, honey, we're inside, we're warm, 325 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,021 we got a nice big bed, and I think the police left. 326 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,525 Yeah, and the guy they took with 'em 327 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,727 has nicer lodgings than we do tonight. 328 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,931 Come on, Dick. Just try and relax. 329 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,001 MAN: Hey, help me roll that keg in here. 330 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:11,935 MAN 2: Hey, hey, hey. 331 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,805 Did someone forget the pretzels? 332 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,676 [ Party chatter ] 333 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,814 Well, now all I need is a... high-speed drill on my molar, 334 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,782 and I can really kick back. 335 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,354 Why don't we watch some TV? 336 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,891 [ Party chatter continues ] 337 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,259 [ Sighs ] 338 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,162 [ Loud static ] 339 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,810 Okay, you pick! 340 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,283 I'm going to try and get some sleep. 341 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,330 Are you sure you're doing it right? 342 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,137 MAN: Hey! Hey, let's carve our names in the mattress! 343 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,472 [ Laughter ] 344 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,740 MAN 2: Let me get the ice pick! 345 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,610 Maybe we should call Phil. 346 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:27,844 No. 347 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,348 Just hope the doorknob works in the morning. 348 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,482 [ Pounding on wall ] 349 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,184 Hey, you wanna keep it down? 350 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,019 We're tryin' to party in here! 351 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,088 [ Party chatter noise ] 352 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,558 [ Strange wind noise ] 353 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,127 You know... 354 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,163 you know, I think I'll write a letter to that-- 355 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,731 to that hotel in Quebec. 356 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,567 Maybe they can... send someone down and... 357 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,969 scope out this place. 358 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,571 MAN: Hey, come on, everybody! 359 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,074 Let's go see if we can find our clothes! 360 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,876 [ Laughter ] 361 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,514 [ Party noises fall silent ] 362 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,320 Dick, listen! 363 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,890 Le-- let's go to sleep fast! 364 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,163 [ Key rattling in lock ] 365 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,501 Hi, I'm Roy. 366 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,336 Phil said we have to share. 367 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,945 Michael, you're late. 368 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,413 We only have time for a quick compliment, 369 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,948 and then we have to go. 370 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,217 You look incredible. 371 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,119 Okay, let's go. 372 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,221 Oh, Steph, wait. I, uh... 373 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,723 I still don't have the Z. 374 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:47,958 What? 375 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,759 Well, there were some complications. 376 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,128 Don't worry. She's gonna be fine. 377 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,997 One of the retractable headlights is-- 378 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:53,864 is sticking. 379 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,432 But with your car in the next bay, 380 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,800 it looks like they're flirting. 381 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,304 So what are we going to the dance in? 382 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,374 Guess what this starts? 383 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,810 You still have that? That-- 384 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,980 Steph, it won't be so bad, going in Big Red. 385 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,850 Ew, Michael, you named it. 386 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,584 Well, Steph, it's dark. 387 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:15,385 I got rid of the burlap, 388 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,054 and when was the last time we tuned in to AM radio? 389 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,158 Oh, Michael, I refuse to ride in any vehicle 390 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,926 I have to step up into. 391 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,031 Okay, Steph, I guess, uh, we just won't go. 392 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,971 I guess we won't make our grand entrance or our grand exit, 393 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,109 and we won't be doing this. 394 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,578 Oh, Michael. 395 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,248 You know how much better it is when people are watching. 396 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:48,785 Besides, Steph, it's not what you drive, it's... 397 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,321 what you wear. 398 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,493 Michael, do you really believe that? 399 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,828 You bet. 400 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,863 [ Chuckling ] 401 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,444 -It is what you drive. -I know, I know. 402 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,150 Wow, you guys look great. Where are you going? 403 00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:22,586 The couch. 404 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:28,024 Boy, I guess I really underdressed for the lobby. 405 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,130 Does this mean you guys won't be going out tonight? 406 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:37,334 Then, you won't be needing Big Red? 407 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,371 You wanna take her for a spin, George? 408 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,272 You mean it? 409 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,808 Just get it away from here. 410 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:45,943 [ Chuckles ] 411 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,012 Hey, wait a minute. 412 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,516 Oh. Gee, thanks, Michael. 413 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,585 When I get back, I'll let you know what I hauled. 414 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,457 [ Crickets chirping ] 415 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:07,964 [ Horn honks] 416 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,799 Help, help! Help. 417 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,200 What? 418 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,468 [ Sighs ] 419 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,270 [ Sighs, coughs ] 420 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,741 I'm s-- I'm sorry. It's a-- It's a bad dream. 421 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,414 Maybe I'll try to go back to it. 422 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,952 We should have just stayed in the motel room. 423 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,421 Yeah, and, uh, 424 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,023 and waited for Roy to come back and join us? 425 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:33,890 No, thanks. 426 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,459 He fixed the TV set, Dick. 427 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,395 I don't care. 428 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:40,964 Well, I still don't know why you had to throw 429 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,666 his duffel bag out the window. 430 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,537 It was a spontaneous decision. 431 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,207 I thought that's what this trip was all about. 432 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:51,675 Dick, stop it now. 433 00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,644 I'm tired of hearing your complaints. 434 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,146 You haven't said one good thing about this whole trip. 435 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,647 [ Crickets chirping ] 436 00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:01,218 All right. 437 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,954 Most of it is behind us. 438 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,290 Dick. 439 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,459 Admit it. We would have been better off if we 440 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,393 had planned this trip like-- like we usually do. 441 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,497 In-- in fact, I'm making some plans right now, 442 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,465 and I'm writing 'em down. 443 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,335 A: get gas. 444 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,105 B: go home. 445 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:27,811 C: report Phil to some commission. 446 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:28,545 [ Sighs ] 447 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,715 Okay, Dick, being spontaneous didn't work out this time, 448 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,683 but, I mean, it can be great. 449 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,452 Well, I'm-- I'm really never gonna find out, 450 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,989 because this is my last madcap hurrah. 451 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:41,858 [ Sighs ] 452 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,060 [ Bird chirping ] 453 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,800 Oh. 454 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:52,903 Oh, look at that sunrise. It's-- 455 00:22:53,104 --> 00:22:54,671 It's incredible. 456 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,240 It's beautiful. 457 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:01,878 I've-- I've never seen that color. 458 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,115 It's not-- It's not really red, 459 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,585 and it's not really orange, it's-- 460 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:11,622 "rorange". 461 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,959 Now, admit it, honey. 462 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,396 You wouldn't have planned on getting up at 5:00 a.m. 463 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:20,597 to see this, would you? 464 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,167 No, probably not. 465 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,638 Oh, it's beautiful. 466 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,142 I've seen better. 467 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,416 Meow. 31790

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