Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

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- ALL SET, DICK.

I POSTED THE "CLOSED" SIGN OUT FRONT.

- GOOD. THEN, WE'RE READY TO ROLL.

- I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS TRIP.

IT'LL BE A NICE BREAK

FROM LUGGING PEOPLE'S SUITCASES AROUND.

- WELL, I FINISHED WRAPPING

MR. VANDERKELLEN'S BIRTHDAY GIFT.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GIVE A MILLIONAIRE SLIPPERS?

- HONEY, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD PRESENT.

I MEAN, MILLIONAIRE OR NOT,

AT NIGHT THE MAN'S TOOTSIES GET COLD.

- STEPH, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY ARE YOU BRINGING EMPTY SUITCASES?

- MICHAEL, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.

WHEN WE GET TO NEWPORT, MOMMY WILL SAY,

"STEPHANIE, DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING?"

AND I'LL SAY, "NO, NO, NO. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING."

AND SHE'LL SAY, "COME ON, JUST ONE OUTFIT."

AND I'LL SAY, "OKAY, BUT THAT'S IT."

AND THEN SHE'LL BUY OUT THE STORE

AND I'LL BRING IT ALL BACK IN THESE.

- WELL, WHY EVEN BRING LUGGAGE?

IF YOU SHOW UP EMPTY-HANDED, MAYBE THEY'LL BUY YOU THAT TOO.

- MICHAEL, LEAVE THE BAGS.

- NOW, STEPH, NO ARGUMENTS THIS TIME.

ON A LONG DRIVE LIKE THIS, I INSIST YOU WEAR YOUR SEATBELT.

- BUT, MICHAEL, IT RUMPLES MY DRESS.

- SORRY, STEPH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY CUPCAKE

FLYING THROUGH ANY WINDSHIELD.

- YOU CAN BET I'LL BE WEARING MY SEATBELT.

- YEAH, GEORGE, WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

- WELL, WE BETTER GET GOING.

IT'S A FIVE-HOUR DRIVE TO NEWPORT.

- I'VE GOT SOME GREAT CAR GAMES.

LET'S PLAY 20 QUESTIONS.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

IT'S A LIVING PERSON.

- DAVID HASSELHOFF.

- WOW, THAT'S RIGHT.

- GEORGE, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T PLAY ANYMORE GAMES.

- OH, OKAY.

� 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL �

� 99 BOTTLES OF BEER �

� IF ONE OF THEM-- �

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George: � 20 BOTTLES OF BEER �

� IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL �

� 19 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL �

Dick: GEORGE!

( doorbell rings )

- HELLO, VICTORIA.

- HELLO, MISS. WELCOME.

OH, YOU'VE HAD A VERY LONG DRIVE.

- YEAH, EXACTLY 1580 BOTTLES OF BEER.

- I'LL TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'VE ARRIVED.

- HI, ALL THESE THINGS.

HAH. MISS ME?

HA, HA. YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT.

( giggling )

- STEPHANIE, MY GOD,

THIS IS THE MOST LUXURIOUS HOME I HAVE EVER SEEN.

SLIPPERS?

- HONEY, AN AWFUL LOT OF COLD MARBLE

TO WALK ON IN BARE TOOTSIES.

- CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PLUMBING THEY HAVE HERE?

IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF THE PIPES WERE ALL COPPER.

- I BET THEY ARE, GEORGE.

IT'S A PITY THEY OBSCURED THEM WITH THIS DAMN MAHOGANY.

- STEPHANIE!

- MOMMY!

- PRINCESS! - DADDY!

- YOU REMEMBER EVERYONE, DICK AND JOANNA,

GEORGE AND MICHAEL.

- HI, MR. AND MRS. V. THANKS FOR THE INVITE.

CAN I STAY IN THE EAST WING THIS TIME?

- ABSOLUTELY. BUT I'M AFRAID THE FOURTH FLOOR'S CLOSED.

YOU SEE, WE'RE CONVERTING THE SCREENING ROOM TO DOLBY,

WHATEVER THAT IS.

- COME ALONG UPSTAIRS, EVERYONE.

I'LL HAVE THE SERVANT SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOMS.

- OH, JUST POINT THE WAY.

WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THEM OURSELVES.

- NO, YOU WON'T.

STEPHANIE, DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING?

- NO, NO, NO. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING.

- COME ON, JUST ONE OUTFIT.

- MICHAEL, COULD I SEE YOU FOR JUST A MOMENT?

- SI, SI, MR. V.

- MICHAEL, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU AND STEPHANIE

ARE VERY FOND OF EACH OTHER.

- I'D PUT IT MORE STRONGLY THAN THAT, MR. VANDERKELLEN.

SHE'S MY MAIN MUFFIN.

- QUITE.

WELL, I LOVE STEPHANIE VERY MUCH TOO

SO I'VE HAD THIS DOCUMENT DRAWN UP.

- PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT.

WELL, THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF A MISTAKE.

STEPH AND I AREN'T EVEN ENGAGED.

- BUT YOU'RE CLEARLY HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION.

NOW IF YOU MARRY, WELL AND GOOD.

BUT IF YOU SHOULD DIVORCE,

THAT'S WHEN THIS LITTLE BABY KICKS IN.

IT SIMPLY PROVIDES THAT STEPHANIE'S MONEY

SHOULD REMAIN HERS.

- OH.

ARE YOU SURE ALL THIS IS NECESSARY?

- NOW, NOW, NOW, MICHAEL,

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL PRESSURED INTO THIS.

READ IT CAREFULLY, CONSIDER EACH POINT,

THINK IT OVER AND THEN... SIGN IT.

( music playing )

- OH NO, A FINGERPRINT.

HONEY, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THAT.

- THE FLOOR?

- WELL, BE CAREFUL.

- HONEY, WILL YOU RELAX?

THIS IS A GUEST ROOM, NOT A MUSEUM.

- OH, MY GOD, A RENOIR.

- HONEY, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T WALK ON IT.

( music box playing )

- DICK. - HONEY,

JUST BECAUSE THESE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE,

DOESN'T MEAN THEY AREN'T MEANT TO BE HANDLED, USED AND--

( crashing ) - OHH!

- IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, THE FLOOR IS OKAY.

- OH, MY GOD, WE OWE THEM $7 MILLION.

- I'M SURE THIS IS REPLACEABLE.

WE SAW HUNDREDS JUST LIKE THIS ALL OVER EUROPE.

WELL, NOT LIKE THIS.

( knocking on door )

- COMING.

- HI, ALL.

I NEED SOMEONE TO WITNESS MY SIGNATURE ON THIS.

- WHAT IS IT? - A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT.

- MICHAEL, DOES THIS MEAN

YOU AND STEPHANIE ARE GETTING MARRIED?

- I JUMPED TO THE SAME CONCLUSION, JOANNA,

BUT I WAS WRONG.

MR. V. IS JUST PLAYING IT SAFE.

- MICHAEL, HAVE YOU READ THIS?

- I STARTED TO BUT THEY LOST ME AFTER THAT FIRST "HERETOFORE."

HA, HA.

BESIDES, MR. V. TRIMMED THE FAT FOR ME.

THIS JUST SAYS IF STEPH AND I DIVORCE,

SHE GETS TO KEEP HER FORTUNE.

- WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR, I'LL WITNESS IT.

- GREAT.

IT IS FAIR, ISN'T IT?

I MEAN, YOU'D SIGN IT, RIGHT?

- WELL...

- YOU WOULDN'T SIGN IT?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS ME,

I MIGHT FEEL SOME OF THE PHRASING

COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HINTING THAT I WAS, YOU KNOW,

A BLOODSUCKING GIGOLO.

- WHOA, I'M BEGINNING TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS

ABOUT SIGNING THIS.

I BETTER GO MULL THIS OVER IN THE HEDGE MAZE.

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- HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED WITH THAT SHIP ARRIVAL SECTION YET?

- IN A MOMENT, ARTHUR, I HAVE FRIENDS ARRIVING.

- WELL, I HAVE SHIPS.

- HELLO.

- OH, WELL.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR ROOM?

- IT'S LOVELY. - YEAH.

STILL FILLED WITH SOME BEAUTIFUL THINGS.

ONE IN PARTICULAR

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE MUSIC BOX

WITH THE BALLERINA ON TOP.

- OH, YOU NOTICED THAT.

OF COURSE, IT HAS NO MONETARY VALUE.

YOU SEE HUNDREDS LIKE IT ALL OVER EUROPE.

ITS ONLY REAL VALUE IS SENTIMENTAL.

YOU SEE, CHURCHILL GAVE IT TO ME.

- WIN--WIN--WINSTON, UH-- WINSTON CHURCHILL?

- YES.

- ACTUALLY, WE CALL YOUR ROOM THE CHURCHILL ROOM.

- OH, SO A LOT OF THE THINGS IN THERE WERE FROM CHURCHILL.

- NO, JUST THE MUSIC BOX.

WE BUILT THE WHOLE ROOM AROUND IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU HOW THE MUSIC BOX WORKS?

- NO.

I MEAN, I'M KIND OF INTO REGGAE.

- OH, DEAR, ARTHUR, ONE OF YOUR SUPERTANKERS WENT DOWN.

- AGAIN?

I BETTER GO BUY ANOTHER ONE.

- WELL, HE TOOK THAT AWFULLY WELL.

- OH, IT'S JUST A BOAT.

IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS SENTIMENTALLY ATTACHED TO IT.

- DICK, YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM.

- TELL HIM WHAT? THAT HIS ROOM

WAS BUILT AROUND A PILE OF RUBBLE?

- OH, GEORGE, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

- BOY, WHAT A DAY.

DEXTER, THE HEAD MAINTENANCE MAN,

TOOK ME ON A COMPLETE TOUR OF THE GROUNDS.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S A DUCT IN THE PLACE

I HAVEN'T HAD MY HEAD INTO.

OH, AND THE PLUMBING IS COPPER.

DEXTER TOLD ME IF YOU TOOK ALL THE PIPES

AND LAID THEM END TO END, YOU'D HAVE A REALLY LONG PIPE.

- GEORGE, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I BROKE THE VANDERKELLENS' MUSIC BOX

AND I WAS HOPING YOU'D BE ABLE TO FIX IT.

- GEE, DICK, I'M ON VACATION.

I KINDA WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THAT HANDYMAN STUFF.

- GEORGE, YOU JUST STUCK YOUR HEAD IN EVERY DUCT.

C'MON.

- HI, EVERYBODY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- UPSTAIRS.

DICK BROKE THE-- OW!

- STEPH, THERE YOU ARE.

LOOK WHAT YOUR FATHER GAVE TO ME.

- EW, LEGAL STUFF.

I'M BORED.

- STEPH, THIS IS A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT

YOUR DAD WANTS ME TO SIGN.

- OH, MICHAEL, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BUSINESS.

LET'S ORDER A SNACK ON THE INTERCOM

AND THEN HIDE FROM THE SERVANTS.

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, STEPH.

THIS DOCUMENT IS AN INSULT.

- SO DON'T SIGN IT.

- BUT, STEPH, YOUR PAPA SAN IS TURNING THE SCREWS.

- WELL, I CAN'T LET HIM RUIN OUR VACATION LIKE THIS.

I'LL TALK TO HIM. - GREAT. BE STRONG.

DON'T LET HIM BULLY US.

- DADDY!

DADDY, IBM WENT UNDER.

- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- NOTHING, DADDY, I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

MICHAEL TOLD ME ABOUT THIS STUPID PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT.

- OH, I WOULDN'T CALL IT STUPID, PRINCESS.

- WELL, MICHAEL DOESN'T WANT TO SIGN IT

AND IT'S INTERFERING WITH MY FUN,

SO WHERE'S THE PAPER SHREDDER?

- NOW, PRINCESS, YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME.

YOU SEE, YOU'RE IN LOVE, SO YOU'RE NOT OBJECTIVE.

- AM TOO.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.

FOR INSTANCE, DO YOU FIND MICHAEL ATTRACTIVE?

- ATTRACTIVE?

HE'S THE HANDSOMEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

- WRONG.

HE IS CUTE, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

BUT THERE ARE MANY MEN FAR BETTER LOOKING THAN HE.

THIS SELLIG CHAP SPRINGS TO MIND.

YOU SEE, LOVE HAS BLINDED YOU BUT IT'S CLEAR TO ME

THAT IF MICHAEL REFUSES TO SIGN THAT DOCUMENT,

IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING.

HE LOVES YOU NOT FOR YOURSELF BUT FOR YOUR MONEY.

- DADDY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW

IT'S THAT MICHAEL LOVES ME FOR ME.

- HI, ALL. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME,

I'LL BE HOVERING OVER SU CASA.

GOD, I LOVE THIS PLACE.

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- HONEY, WHY AREN'T YOU MINGLING?

- DICK, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE.

- HONEY, DON'T BE SILLY. THEY'RE JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.

- HI.

- HELLO.

- WHAT DO YOU DO?

- WELL, I'M PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY.

- STEPH, ARE YOU OKAY?

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE FOIE GRAS.

- I'M FINE, MICHAEL.

- BUT YOU'VE BARELY SPOKEN TO ME SINCE YESTERDAY.

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CUPCAKE.

THIS GUY WANTS TO--

WHOA, CAVIAR!

- MICHAEL, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE CAVIAR.

- WELL, I HATE IT AND IT MAKES ME THIRSTY

BUT IT COSTS A BAZILLION DOLLARS AN OUNCE.

- GEORGE.

HOW'S THE MUSIC BOX COMING?

- THE GLUE'S DRYING NOW.

BOY, DO THESE FOLKS KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY.

EVERY LIGHT IS ON A RHEOSTAT.

- WOW!

EXCUSE ME, SIR, SHOULDN'T YOUR WIFE BE IN A VAULT.

( giggling )

- ATTENTION, EVERYBODY.

ARTHUR'S GOING TO OPEN HIS GIFTS.

( applause )

- I LOVE GIFTS.

IT ALMOST COMPENSATES FOR BEING ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEAD.

- ARTHUR!

- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SO I CAN SAY WHAT I LIKE.

I THINK I'LL OPEN THIS ONE FIRST.

IT'S FROM THE BRENTWOODS.

TUPPERWARE.

- AND YOU WERE WORRIED?

- WHAT A LOVELY NAME FOR A RACEHORSE.

Crowd: AHH!

- NOW THIS ONE'S FROM THE CARSTAIRS.

A GUTENBERG BIBLE.

Crowd: AHH!

- THIS ONE GOES RIGHT BY THE BED.

- LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T GET AROUND TO OUR GIFT

UNTIL AFTER EVERYONE LEAVES.

- THIS ONE'S FROM THE LOUDONS.

FOOTWEAR.

- OHH!

- THEY'RE NOT REAL LEATHER.

MADE IN TAIWAN.

GOOD HEAVENS, THESE COME FROM ONE OF MY FACTORIES.

OH, IT'S A JOKE GIFT.

BRAVO, LOUDON.

( applause )

( laughing )

- WE COULD HARDLY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE

UNTIL YOU OPENED IT.

( laughing )

- ISN'T THIS EXCITING, STEPH?

A RACEHORSE, A GUTENBERG BIBLE.

I WONDER WHAT'S NEXT. SOMETHING PLATINUM, I HOPE.

( giggling )

- MICHAEL, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A WALK IN THE GARDEN,

JUST THE TWO OF US?

- WHY DON'T YOU START WITHOUT ME?

IF HE GETS ANY DUPLICATE GIFTS,

I WANT TO BE IN "I'LL TAKE THAT" DISTANCE.

- DADDY WAS RIGHT.

YOU DON'T LOVE ME FOR ME.

YOU LOVE ME FOR MY MONEY.

- WHAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

- A MINK CAR COVER.

- WOW!

( applause )

- STEPH, WAIT.

( music playing )

- WELL, THE GLUE'S DRY.

- OH, IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

THEY'LL NEVER GUESS ANYTHING WAS WRONG.

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- GEORGE, I GUESS I BROKE THE CYLINDER.

- DICK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE VANDERKELLENS WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S THE ONLY HONORABLE THING TO DO.

- HONEY, LET'S GIVE THE DEVIOUS THING ONE MORE SHOT.

GEORGE, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX IT?

- WELL, I GUESS SO.

I WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A NIGHTCAP

AND CHECK OUT THE CRAWLSPACE.

- HI, GEORGE. - MICHAEL.

- DICK, JOANNA, CAN I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?

- SURE, MICHAEL.

( sobbing )

- MICHAEL, WHAT'S WRONG?

- I THINK I'M GONNA LOSE STEPH.

SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN HER ROOM AND SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.

SHE THINKS I ONLY LOVE HER FOR HER MONEY.

- WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU, MICHAEL,

DOES IT, DICK?

DICK?

- WELL...

- I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK MAYBE STEPH'S RIGHT.

- MICHAEL, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU'RE AFTER STEPHANIE'S MONEY.

- REASONS, JOANNA.

- WELL--

WELL, YOU TELL ME. WHAT IS IT YOU LIKE ABOUT HER?

- WELL, THE USUAL THINGS.

SHE'S PRETTY.

SHE DRESSES WELL.

SHE HAS THAT CUTE LITTLE BUTTON NOSE.

- WOULD YOU LOVE HER IF SHE DIDN'T DRESS WELL?

- NO.

- SUPPOSE SHE WASN'T PRETTY.

- DATE A DOG? NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.

- WOULD YOU LOVE HER IF SHE WAS POOR?

- WELL, SURE, AS LONG AS SHE STILL DRESSED WELL

AND WAS PRETTY.

WHOA, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?

I'D LOVE STEPH EVEN IF SHE WAS POOR.

I DON'T WANT HER FOR HER MONEY.

- GREAT, YOU'RE NOT A GOLD-DIGGER,

YOU'RE JUST SUPERFICIAL.

- YEAH, THANKS.

I'M GONNA GO FIGHT FOR MY CUPCAKE.

( music playing )

Stephanie: I REALLY DON'T SEE

WHAT THIS IS GOING TO ACCOMPLISH.

- I'M GOING TO PROVE TO YOU AND YOUR FATHER ONCE AND FOR ALL

THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR MONEY.

WOW!

- GOOD START, MICHAEL.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. VANDERKELLEN.

THEY TOLD ME YOU'D BE DOWN HERE.

- APPARENTLY, THEY WERE RIGHT.

- MR. V., ALL THIS TALK ABOUT PRE-NUPS

HAS STARTED SOME PRETTY SERIOUS DOUBTS BOUNCING AROUND.

I REFUSE TO SIGN THIS THING BUT,

I WANT BOTH OF YOU TO KNOW

THAT I LOVE STEPH FOR HERSELF.

WELL, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.

WHAT ARE WE POURING?

- WE'RE NOT.

- HUH?

- MICHAEL, I'D REALLY LIKE TO BELIEVE YOU

BUT THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING, MAYBE DADDY'S RIGHT.

- WELL, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE SAME THING

BUT DICK AND JOANNA HELPED ME TO REALIZE

THAT I'M NOT A GOLD-DIGGER.

I'M JUST SUPERFICIAL.

- MICHAEL, ARE YOU SURE?

- WELL, ANYONE CAN PASS THEMSELVES OFF AS SUPERFICIAL.

BUT WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT A GOLD-DIGGER?

- TRY THIS ON.

I FELL FOR STEPH THE MOMENT I SAW HER.

AS FAR AS I KNEW, THE ONLY GOLD SHE HAD WAS IN HER HAIR.

- REALLY, MICHAEL?

- YOU KNEW HER NAME WAS VANDERKELLEN.

THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY SAY,

"BUSTER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?"

- HE'S GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

HOLD ON.

OKAY, REMEMBER THE TIME

WE WALKED TO THE TOP OF THAT HILL

AND THE SUN WAS SETTING OVER MIRROR LAKE?

AND THE LEAVES WERE STARTING TO TURN GOLD?

SOMEWHERE A LOON WAS CALLING.

THERE WERE STREAKS OF ORANGE AND YELLOW IN THE SKY

BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE ANY OF THAT CRUD,

BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUR NEW SWEATER.

- THE RED ONE.

- EXACTAMENTE.

- ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE CONVINCED ME YOU ARE SUPERFICIAL

BUT NOT THAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE HONORABLE.

- THEN I GIVE UP.

I GUESS THE ONLY THING THAT'LL CONVINCE YOU IS THIS.

- MICHAEL, DON'T.

- DO!

- DADDY, BUTT OUT.

NOW, I'M SURE THAT MICHAEL LOVES ME FOR MYSELF.

AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,

WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS MAKING UP TO DO.

- BUT PRINCESS-- - DADDY...

I LOVE YOU.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

NOW HIT THE STAIRS.

- ALL RIGHT.

BUT IT'S A GOOD THING I'M RICH, I CAN DO MY POUTING IN ARUBA.

- STEPH, I'VE NEVER FELT CLOSER TO YOU

THAN AT THIS MOMENT.

HERE,

NOW YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO DOUBT ME AGAIN.

- AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO DOUBT ME.

- OH, STEPH.

( music playing )

- WOW!

( music playing )

( knocking on door )

- GEORGE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- I COULDN'T FIX THE CYLINDER SO I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE.

BOY, ARE THESE THINGS HARD TO FIND.

( knocking on door )

- WHO IS IT?

- IT'S ARTHUR AND MARIAN.

- HOW'S IT COMING?

- JUST ONE MORE MINUTE.

- ARTHUR AND MARIAN WHO?

( laughing )

- FIRST JOKE GIFTS AND NOW THIS.

( laughing )

- COME IN.

- I HOPE WE'RE NOT INTRUDING

BUT WE JUST COULDN'T LET YOU LEAVE

WITHOUT PLAYING THAT MUSIC BOX FOR YOU.

- OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I WAS AFRAID TO TOUCH IT.

- IT'S A CHARMING LITTLE THING.

WINNIE LOVED THIS TOO.

LISTEN.

( music box playing "99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall" )

( theme music playing )

- MEOW!