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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:04,102 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,687 - HOW DOES IT LOOK OUTSIDE? 3 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,889 - CLEAR BLUE SKIES, CLOUD IN SIGHT, 4 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,525 IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. 5 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,160 - DAMN IT. 6 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:04,362 - HONEY, DON'T GET UPSET. 7 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,599 IT CAN TURN MISERABLE LIKE THAT. 8 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,734 - I HOPE SO, DICK. 9 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,169 THE SNOW CARNIVAL IS ONLY A WEEK AWAY. 10 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,872 - HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE CAPS? 11 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,641 - WELL, I'M JUST FINISHING MY 103RD. 12 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:21,312 - "SNOW CARNIVAL 1986." 13 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:22,313 WELL, EITHER IT'LL SNOW 14 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:23,615 AND THESE WILL SELL LIKE HOT CAKES 15 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,551 OR YOU WASTED A MONTH OF YOUR LIFE. 16 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:31,589 - HEY, DICK, JOANNA. - HI, HARLEY. 17 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:34,025 - WELL, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. 18 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,728 READY TO SHOVEL THE SNOW OUT OF YOUR DRIVEWAY. 19 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:42,500 - HARLEY, MAYBE YOU NOTICED ON YOUR WAY UP TO THE HOUSE 20 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:46,170 THAT YOU HAD TO TRUDGE THROUGH NOTHING? 21 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,205 - YEAH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 22 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,541 THE SHOVELING GAME'S BEEN KIND OF LEAN LATELY. 23 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,644 THANK GOD THE SNOW CARNIVAL'S COMING UP. 24 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,780 I ALWAYS GET A JOB AS A TARGET IN THE DUNKING BOOTH. 25 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,315 - HARLEY, YOU WORK IN THE DUNKING BOOTH 26 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,650 IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER? 27 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,051 - YEAH. ONCE I GET OVER THE FROSTBITE, 28 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:03,788 I DEPOSIT A NICE CHUNK OF CHANGE IN THE BANK. 29 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,258 - HARLEY, IF IT DOESN'T SNOW, THERE MAY NOT BE A CARNIVAL. 30 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,860 - WHOA. 31 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:12,097 MOTHER NATURE SURE IS A TOUGH OLD BROAD. 32 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,966 - HI. - HI, INNKEEPERS. 33 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,902 WHERE'S MY FAVORITE LODGER? 34 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,837 - STEPHANIE, MICHAEL'S HERE. 35 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:19,837 - OH, GUESS WHAT? 36 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,573 I GOT THE GO-AHEAD TO PRODUCE MY TV SPECIAL 37 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:22,874 ON THE SNOW CARNIVAL. 38 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:26,110 THIS COULD BE MY TICKET OUT OF SUNDAY AFTERNOON YACKETY-YACK. 39 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,247 NO OFFENSE, DICK. 40 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,117 - HI, MICHAEL. 41 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,652 - WAIT 'TIL YOU HEAR THE NEWS I'VE GOT FOR STEPH. 42 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:36,788 GET READY TO "OOH." 43 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,524 - WHAT IS IT? 44 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,958 - STEPHANIE HAS BEEN NAMED 45 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,528 THE OFFICIAL 1986 SNOW CARNIVAL ICE MAIDEN. 46 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,331 - OOH! 47 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,601 - STEPHANIE, CONGRATULATIONS. 48 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,169 WERE THERE A LOT OF GIRLS UP FOR THIS? 49 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,904 - THERE WAS NO COMPETITION. 50 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,572 - NOT EVEN CLOSE, HUH? 51 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,407 - NO, THERE WAS LITERALLY NO COMPETITION. 52 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,243 THEY LEFT THE DECISION UP TO ME SO I SAID TO MYSELF 53 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,812 IN THIS ENTIRE TOWN WHO'S MORE DESERVING OF THE TITLE 54 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,948 "ICE MAIDEN" THAN MY STEPH. 55 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,289 - WELL, I'D HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH YOU ON THAT. 56 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,258 - AW, THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 57 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,460 C'MON, LET'S CELEBRATE WITH AN EXPENSIVE LUNCH 58 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,430 AND THEN TAKE A TOUR OF MY KINGDOM. 59 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:24,635 - DICK, JOANNA, I'VE DESIGNED THE STRATFORD INN FLOAT 60 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,338 FOR THE PARADE. DO YOU WANT TO SEE? 61 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,439 - IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SLEIGH. 62 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:31,776 - I CALL IT THE GIANT SLEIGH. 63 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,845 IT'S GONNA BE BRIGHT RED WITH SILVER RUNNERS. 64 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,948 I FIGURE THE WHOLE THING SHOULD COST $350. 65 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,683 - GEORGE, YOU BETTER HOLD OFF. 66 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,618 IF IT DOESN'T SNOW, BUILDING A SLEIGH 67 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:44,389 COULD BE JUST AS USELESS AS WHAT JOANNA'S DOING. 68 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,524 - DICK! 69 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,893 - DON'T WORRY, JOANNA, IT'S GONNA SNOW. 70 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,628 ALL THE SIGNS POINT TO IT. 71 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:54,632 THIS MORNING, I SAW RABBITS SCURRYING INTO THE WOODS. 72 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,767 - THERE, DICK, YOU SEE? 73 00:03:56,803 --> 00:04:00,471 - YEAH, THAT ALWAYS MEANS A STORM IS COMING. 74 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,672 - YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME, GEORGE, 75 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,375 BUT I HAVE THIS THING ABOUT GETTING MY WEATHER INFORMATION 76 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,178 FROM PRIMATES. 77 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,147 THERE'S AN EMERGENCY TOWN MEETING TONIGHT. 78 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,716 THEY'RE GONNA DECIDE WHETHER TO CANCEL THE CARNIVAL. 79 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:12,984 I THINK WE OUGHT TO WAIT FOR THE OUTCOME 80 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,686 BEFORE WE BUILD A FLOAT. 81 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:15,653 - ALL RIGHT, DICK. 82 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,154 BUT IF WE DON'T GET STARTED SOON, 83 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,824 OUR ENTRY IN THE PARADE IS GONNA BE THIS. 84 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,335 - LET'S ALL TAKE OUR SEATS AND START THE MEETING. 85 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:33,471 - WOW, IS IT PACKED. 86 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:37,808 I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY PEOPLE IN HERE SINCE '61. 87 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,977 - WHAT HAPPENED IN '61? 88 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:41,512 - THE WHOLE TOWN CAME DOWN TO SEE 89 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,214 HOW MANY PEOPLE WE COULD FIT IN HERE. 90 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,122 - NOW, THE REASON I CALLED THIS EMERGENCY MEETING IS, 91 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,058 WELL, WE'RE FACED WITH AN EMERGENCY. 92 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:58,396 FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE'VE HAD NO SNOW IN FEBRUARY. 93 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,465 WE'VE GOT TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SNOW CARNIVAL. 94 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,068 - WELL, CHESTER, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. 95 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:07,738 WE'RE ALL SPENDING MONEY ON SUPPLIES AND PREPARATIONS, 96 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:11,209 I SAY CALL OFF THE CARNIVAL NOW AND CUT OUR LOSSES. 97 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,310 ( indistinct chatter ) 98 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,945 - WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME? 99 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,513 THE MONEY I MAKE DURING THE CARNIVAL 100 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,149 CARRIES MY SOUVENIR SHOP THROUGH THE REST OF THE YEAR. 101 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,318 - YEAH, AND IF THE SNOW CARNIVAL'S CANCELED, 102 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,686 A LOT OF US ARE GONNA GO UNDER. 103 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:25,390 WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO UNDER EITHER WAY. 104 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:29,994 - LOOK, THERE'S STILL A CHANCE IT MIGHT SNOW. 105 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,129 REMEMBER THE WINTER OF '58? 106 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,964 THE WEATHER WAS JUST THIS PLEASANT, 107 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,502 THEN A BLIZZARD CAME ALONG AND WIPED OUT HALF THE TOWN. 108 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:38,703 - YEAH. 109 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:39,971 - BUT THERE'S NO GUARANTEE 110 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,440 WE'LL LUCK OUT LIKE THAT THIS YEAR. 111 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,609 HAS ANYBODY HEARD THE SLIGHTEST REASON OR HOPE 112 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,111 IT'S GONNA SNOW? 113 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:51,316 - THERE'S THAT THING OF GEORGE'S ABOUT THE RABBITS. 114 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,320 - HONEY, BIG DEAL. 115 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,022 HE SAW SOME RABBITS RUNNING INTO THE FOREST. 116 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,761 - RABBITS RAN INTO THE FOREST? 117 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,229 - THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PIECE OF INFORMATION 118 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,131 TO BE SITTING ON, DICK. 119 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:11,002 - YEAH, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES HERE. 120 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,538 - I GUESS I WAS RIGHT TO BE OPTIMISTIC. 121 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,873 RABBITS NEVER RUN INTO THE FOREST 122 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,875 UNLESS A STORM'S COMING. 123 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:22,046 - UNLESS THEY WERE JUST RUNNING AWAY FROM THAT DOG. 124 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,250 - THEY WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM A DOG? 125 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,251 - HUH? 126 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,486 - WHAT? 127 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:30,321 - GEE, DICK, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT 128 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,824 BEFORE YOU GET PEOPLE IN AN UPROAR. 129 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:37,562 - YEAH, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES HERE. 130 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:42,133 - IN THE LIGHT OF THIS RABBIT THING BEING A CRUEL HOAX, 131 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,869 I THINK THE BEST THING TO DO IS CANCEL. 132 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,337 ( groaning ) 133 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:49,640 - I'M STEPHANIE VANDERKELLEN, ICE MAIDEN. 134 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,511 AND I'VE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH. 135 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,746 NOT ONLY DO I INSIST THE CARNIVAL CONTINUE, 136 00:06:55,781 --> 00:06:59,450 I DEMAND THAT IT SNOW, IMMEDIATELY. 137 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,954 - THANK YOU, MISS VANDERKELLEN. 138 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,221 - ICE MAIDEN. 139 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,226 - WELL, WE'VE HEARD BOTH SIDES 140 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,528 AND THE WEATHER SERVICE HAS PROMISED TO GIVE ME 141 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,497 A DETAILED UPDATE THIS EVENING. 142 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,299 SO WHY DON'T WE RECESS 'TIL 1 O'CLOCK TOMORROW 143 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,568 AND MAKE OUR DECISION THEN? 144 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,370 IN THE MEANTIME, I DECLARE THAT THIS-- 145 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,505 - EXCUSE ME. I'M LARRY. 146 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,840 THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL 147 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,175 AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL. 148 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,917 AND WE CAN SAVE THIS TOWN. 149 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,719 - HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? 150 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,453 - WE CAN MAKE IT SNOW. 151 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,189 ( indistinct chatter ) 152 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:41,626 WELL, OF COURSE, ONLY GOD CAN MAKE IT SNOW 153 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,894 BUT SOMETIMES HE NEEDS A LITTLE GOOSE. 154 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,931 THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN. 155 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,433 OUR FEE IS $1,000. 156 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,535 $2,000 IF YOU WANT IT TO STICK. 157 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:54,572 ( laughing ) 158 00:07:56,709 --> 00:08:01,779 DOES THIS LAUGHTER REPRESENT CRAFTY NEGOTIATING ON YOUR PART? 159 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:05,783 - NO, LARRY, THIS SEEMS TO BE THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON. 160 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,485 THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. 161 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,752 - FINE. 162 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,922 WE'LL ALL BITE THE BIG ONE TOGETHER. 163 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,424 C'MON, DARRYL. 164 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,963 IT'S A TOWN WITHOUT PITY. 165 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,603 - HONEY, UNTIL WE KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A CARNIVAL, 166 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,938 WHY DON'T YOU STOP KNITTING THOSE THINGS? 167 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,974 - I CAN'T. KNITTING'S THE ONLY THING 168 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,842 THAT RELAXES ME WHEN I'M WORRIED. 169 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,310 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT? 170 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:35,813 - THAT I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO KNIT ALL THESE THINGS. 171 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,684 I'D BETTER GET MORE WOOL. 172 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,054 - DICK, OZZIE AT THE LUMBER YARD 173 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:46,758 SAYS WE GOT TO ORDER THE WOOD FOR THE FLOAT TONIGHT. 174 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:47,758 - GEORGE-- 175 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,694 - OH, C'MON, IT'S NOT LIKE THE SNOW CARNIVAL 176 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,796 IS THE ONLY USE WE'LL HAVE FOR THE GIANT SLEIGH. 177 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,365 - GEORGE, WHAT ELSE COULD YOU USE IT FOR? 178 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,769 - WELL, WHAT IF SOME REALLY BIG PEOPLE CHECK IN? 179 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,637 - YOU'RE RIGHT, GEORGE, 180 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,007 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'VE GOTTEN ALONG WITHOUT IT THIS LONG. 181 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:08,246 - DICK, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY ICE MAIDEN WAVE 182 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,114 AND I NEED AN OPINION. 183 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,349 WHICH ONE OF THESE DO YOU THINK 184 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,451 WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO TURN HEADS? 185 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,619 THIS... 186 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,623 OR THIS... 187 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,662 - THE FIRST. - I LIKE THE SECOND. 188 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,834 - HI, STEPH, I'M HERE AND I'M NOT EMPTY-HANDED. 189 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:32,169 - MY ICE MAIDEN COSTUME. 190 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,037 I'LL RUN UPSTAIRS AND TRY IT ON. 191 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,675 - AND I'LL WAIT HERE AND PREPARE TO HUBBA-HUBBA. 192 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,511 - EVENING, ALL. 193 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,247 DICK, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 194 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,185 - GLAD I COULD MAKE WHAT? 195 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,054 - AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF MY TRUSTED ADVISORS. 196 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,889 - WELL, WELL, A CONFAB OF THE TOWN BIGGIES. 197 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,990 GLAD I'M HERE. 198 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,929 - DICK, WE'VE GOT TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE CARNIVAL 199 00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:00,197 IF IT DOESN'T SNOW. 200 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,699 - AH, SO WE'RE HERE TO POW-WOW OVER WORST-CASE SCENARIOS 201 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,668 VIS-A-VIS THE SNOW CARNIVAL. 202 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,872 - I STILL THINK WE SHOULD CANCEL. 203 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:10,908 - IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO ADDRESS JIM'S SUGGESTION. 204 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,042 REAL STUPID. 205 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,146 - MICHAEL, BUTT OUT. 206 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,216 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOUR TV SPECIAL. 207 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,451 - IF WE COULD JUST FOCUS ON THE MATTER AT HAND. 208 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,087 THE PURPOSE OF THIS MEETING IS TO COME UP WITH SUGGESTIONS 209 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,322 TO SAVE THE CARNIVAL. 210 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:28,492 - WELL, IF WE'RE SPITBALLING, SNOW OR NOT, 211 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:33,063 IT'LL STILL BE FEBRUARY, WHY NOT CALL IT THE "FEB FEST"? 212 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,099 - MICHAEL, PEOPLE COME HERE FOR SNOW. 213 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,635 THEY COULD GET "FEB" IN JAMAICA. 214 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,872 - HOLD ON, DICK, THIS IS THE FIRST ALTERNATIVE 215 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,308 ANYONE'S COME UP WITH. 216 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,411 MICHAEL, HOW WOULD THIS "FEB FEST" GO? 217 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,046 - WELL, EXACTLY LIKE THE SNOW CARNIVAL 218 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,814 BUT WITH A FEW VARIATIONS. 219 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,952 INSTEAD OF AN ICE SCULPTURE COMPETITION, 220 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,787 WE'LL HAVE A WET TEE-SHIRT CONTEST. 221 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:02,359 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I PREFER CHEESECAKE TO ICE. 222 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,595 AND WE WON'T HAVE TO CHANGE A THING ABOUT THE DOG SLED RACE, 223 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,963 IT WILL BE MORE OF A CHALLENGE 224 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,031 FOR THOSE PUPS TO PULL OVER CONCRETE. 225 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:13,137 SO IS EVERYBODY READY TO CARNI-VAL? 226 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:15,939 - THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 227 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,709 I THINK YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY 228 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:21,245 WE CAN HAVE THIS CARNIVAL WITHOUT SNOW. 229 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,780 ( phone ringing ) 230 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,320 - STRATFORD INN. IT'S THE WEATHER SERVICE. 231 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,589 - EVERYBODY PRAY FOR A BLIZZARD. 232 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,492 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 233 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,794 FAIR AND WARMER ALL NEXT WEEK. 234 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,302 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 235 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,936 TOMORROW I'M GONNA HAVE TO ANNOUNCE 236 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,571 THAT THE CARNIVAL'S CANCELED 237 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,541 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE TOWN'S HISTORY. 238 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:55,479 I'LL BE BRANDED FOREVER AS THE NO-SNOW MAYOR. 239 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,548 - I'LL HAVE TO KISS MY TV SPECIAL GOODBYE. 240 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,184 - WHEN THE TOWN HEARS ABOUT THE CANCELLATION TOMORROW, 241 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,220 THERE'LL BE RIOTING IN THE STREETS, LYNCH MOBS. 242 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,421 - OH, TAKE IT EASY, CHESTER. 243 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,758 WE'RE MORE OF A TAR AND FEATHER COMMUNITY. 244 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,862 - C'MON, GUYS, IN A CRISIS, THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN 245 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:15,299 CAN BE PRETTY LEVEL-HEADED AND MATURE. 246 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,634 - THE ICE MAIDEN'S HERE. 247 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,506 - WITH ONE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION. 248 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,943 - STEPH, ABOUT THE SNOW CARNIVAL. 249 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,712 - YES, SIR MICHAEL? 250 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,682 - DICK HAS AN UPDATE. 251 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,152 - STEPHANIE, I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING 252 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,922 MICHAEL SHOULD TELL YOU ABOUT. 253 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,123 - WHOA, BOOMERANG. 254 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,095 - WHY ARE MY SUBJECTS ACTING SO STRANGELY? 255 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,031 - TRAGEDY, STEPH. 256 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,002 THE SNOW CARNIVAL'S BEEN CANCELED. 257 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,204 - WHAT? 258 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,740 YOU CAN'T CANCEL THE CARNIVAL. 259 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,708 I'VE GOT MY COSTUME. 260 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,545 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY SPEECH AND MY WAVE. 261 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,814 I DECLARE THE SNOW CARNIVAL OFFICIALLY OPEN. 262 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:07,852 - YOU CAN'T BE AN ICE MAIDEN. 263 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,386 THERE'S NO ICE. 264 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:12,557 - WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 265 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,991 CAN'T WE JUST MAKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF IT 266 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,793 AND SCATTER IT ALL OVER TOWN? 267 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:16,994 - DICK? - NO. 268 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,567 - BUT IT ISN'T FAIR. 269 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:27,004 STUPID, STUPID ACT OF GOD. 270 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,541 Michael: I BETTER GO COMFORT HER 271 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,077 BEFORE SHE DOES SOMETHING DESTRUCTIVE WITH THAT WAND. 272 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,181 - WELL, CHESTER, I'M NOT GONNA SAY "I TOLD YOU SO." 273 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,852 A GOOD PORTION OF THE TOWN WILL DO THAT FOR ME. 274 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,193 - DICK, I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 275 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,628 - BUT WE'VE EXHAUSTED EVERY POSSIBILITY. 276 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,797 - NOT ALL OF THEM. 277 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,566 I COULD HIRE LARRY, DARRYL AND DARRYL TO MAKE SNOW. 278 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,905 - CHESTER, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN 279 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,107 AS, THE "NO-SNOW MAYOR" OR THE "MORON MAYOR"? 280 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,479 - BUT THOSE GUYS ARE OUR ONLY HOPE. 281 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,481 DICK, I WANT YOU TO TALK TO THEM. 282 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,482 - ME? 283 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,184 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO PREPARE FOR THE TOWN MEETING 284 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,253 AND THEY SEEM TO LIKE YOU. 285 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,090 BESIDES, I'M AFRAID OF THEM. 286 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,327 - I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO BUT I THINK IT'S A CRAZY IDEA. 287 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,030 - TELL THEM THE DEADLINE IS 1 O'CLOCK TOMORROW. 288 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,166 WE'VE GOT TO HAVE SNOW BEFORE THAT MEETING. 289 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,203 I'LL WRITE YOU OUT A TOWN'S CHECK FOR $2000. 290 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:37,741 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GIVE THESE GUYS $2000? 291 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,978 - WELL, I'D LOVE TO GIVE THEM ONLY $1,000 292 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,713 BUT WE DO WANT IT TO STICK, DON'T WE? 293 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,590 - HI. HI, GUYS. 294 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:58,228 CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING? 295 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:02,066 - JUST SO IT'S NOT 18TH CENTURY INTERIOR DESIGN. 296 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,137 - ACTUALLY, I'M HERE ON BEHALF OF THE TOWN. 297 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:11,041 THEY WANT ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT MAKING IT SNOW. 298 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,243 - SEEMS LIKE THE LAST TIME WE SAW THE TOWN, 299 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,213 IT WAS MAKING A MUNICIPAL MOCKERY OF US. 300 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,783 - WELL, THEY'VE RECONSIDERED. 301 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:25,022 HERE'S THE TOWN'S CHECK FOR $2,000. 302 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:29,126 - WELL, SHOULD WE DECIDE TO TAKE THIS JOB, 303 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:33,130 WE'LL OF COURSE, NEED TO SEE THE TOWN'S DRIVER'S LICENSE 304 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,068 AND ONE OTHER FORM OF ID. 305 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:44,308 - WELL, GUYS, IT ISN'T LIKE THE TOWN IS GOING TO SKIP TOWN. 306 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,813 - EVEN SO, FAITH IS AN IMPORTANT PART 307 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,148 OF OUR SNOW-MAKING PROCESS. 308 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,585 WE CAN'T ACCEPT THIS CHECK UNTIL WE KNOW THAT YOU, 309 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,288 AS THE TOWN'S REPRESENTATIVE, HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN US. 310 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,556 DO YOU? 311 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,861 - WELL, UH... 312 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,299 - NO FAITH, NO SNOW. 313 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:17,274 - ACTUALLY, I HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT IN SOME STRANGE WAY 314 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:23,079 YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS WILL DO SOMETHING 315 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,850 AND AT SOME POINT AFTER THAT, 316 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,188 IT WILL SNOW. 317 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:35,259 - WHOO, THIS GUY'S GOING TO THE WALL FOR US. 318 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,860 OKAY, WE'LL DO IT. 319 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,896 DARRYL, MAKE A LIST. 320 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,532 WE'LL NEED THE USUAL SUPPLIES: 321 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:46,036 CANNON BALL, FABRIC SOFTENER, 322 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,505 TWO POUNDS OF VEAL. 323 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,276 - OBVIOUSLY, YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 324 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,580 OH, THERE'S THE DEADLINE. 325 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,716 THEY NEED THAT SNOW BY ONE TOMORROW. 326 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,285 - THAT DOESN'T GIVE US MUCH TIME. 327 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,087 DARRYL, BETTER ADD TOMATOES. 328 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,528 - WELL, WE GOT A MOUNTAIN TO ASCEND. 329 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,297 - OH, I SHOULD WARN YOU, 330 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:18,101 THERE'S ONE LITTLE HITCH TO THIS SNOW-MAKING PROCESS. 331 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,203 - I KNOW YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE RESULTS. 332 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,273 - OH, NO, IT'LL SNOW ALL RIGHT. 333 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,442 IT'S JUST THAT ON A RUSH JOB LIKE THIS, 334 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,911 WE CAN'T PROMISE THAT TWO SNOWFLAKES WON'T LOOK ALIKE. 335 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,187 - DICK, DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA SNOW IN TIME? 336 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,055 - I HATE TO THINK THAT LARRY, DARRYL AND DARRYL 337 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,291 BOUGHT TWO POUNDS OF VEAL FOR NOTHING. 338 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,229 - WHEN ARE WE GONNA START THIS MEETING? 339 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,733 - IT ISN'T SCHEDULED 'TIL 1. THAT'S IN THREE MINUTES. 340 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,069 ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THREE MINUTES. 341 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,070 ( indistinct chatter ) 342 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,472 - JUST TELL US THE CARNIVAL'S CANCELED 343 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,276 SO WE CAN START PAINTING OUR "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS" SIGNS. 344 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,278 All Together: YEAH. C'MON. 345 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,712 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE THINGS ALONG. 346 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,747 IF THEY COME FOR YOU, 347 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,149 I CAN'T TAKE OUT MORE THAN SIX OF 'EM. 348 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:13,390 - I'M NOT SAYING THE MEETING'S STARTED, JUST LET'S TALK. 349 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,859 - IS THE CARNIVAL CANCELED? 350 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:16,893 - NOT EXACTLY. 351 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,596 - THEN IT'S ON? 352 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,764 - NOT EXACTLY. - SOME MAYOR. 353 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,135 CAN'T EVEN SPEAK OUT OF ONE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH. 354 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,771 - I'M GONNA TAKE A COUPLE OF STEPS AWAY FROM YOU RIGHT NOW. 355 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,606 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 356 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,949 - LOOK, FOLKS, IT'S NOT AS HOPELESS AS YOU THINK. 357 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,084 I'VE HIRED SNOWMAKERS. 358 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,419 - SNOWMAKERS? 359 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,322 - YOU HIRED LARRY, DARRYL AND DARRYL? 360 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:48,158 - LET'S TAR AND FEATHER HIM. 361 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,661 - TOLD YOU. 362 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,631 - $2,000 DOWN THE DRAIN. 363 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,833 - WE'VE BEEN SWINDLED. 364 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,101 - WAIT, WAIT. 365 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,202 WAIT A MINUTE. 366 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,304 LARRY, DARRYL AND DARRYL MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS 367 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,773 BUT I'VE NEVER KNOWN THEM TO BE DISHONEST. 368 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,008 - OH, YEAH? 369 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,677 THIS MORNING, THEY CAME INTO THE BANK 370 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,779 AND CLEARED OUT ALL OF THEIR MONEY. 371 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,714 - AND THEIR CAFE IS ALL CLOSED UP. 372 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,482 EVEN THE CASH REGISTER'S GONE. 373 00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:14,551 - WHOO! 374 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,387 SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FRAUD, EMBEZZLEMENT 375 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:21,358 AND, HA, HA, I LOVE THIS WORD, BUNKO. 376 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,827 - NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 377 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,696 WE GAVE LARRY, DARRYL AND DARRYL 378 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,731 'TIL ONE O'CLOCK TO MAKE IT SNOW. 379 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:32,035 THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS TO WAIT UNTIL THE DEADLINE ARRIVES 380 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,271 BEFORE WE PASS JUDGMENT. 381 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,074 ( clock strikes one ) 382 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,111 - I'LL GO NAB 'EM. 383 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,214 - WELL, THAT'S IT. 384 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,117 I SADLY DECLARE THAT THE SNOW CARNIVAL 385 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,519 IS OFFICIALLY CANCELED. 386 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:51,821 UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 387 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,025 THE ONLY HONORABLE THING FOR ME TO DO IS RESIGN. 388 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,894 All together: YEAH. 389 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,495 - GOOD THING THIS ISN'T JAPAN. 390 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,330 YOU'D HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF. 391 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,104 - GOT 'EM. 392 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,872 THREE MALE CAUCS. 393 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,574 THEY DIDN'T PUT UP MUCH OF A STRUGGLE. 394 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,444 - WHY SHOULD WE? WE WAS HEADING HERE ANYWAY. 395 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,012 WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT? 396 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:20,250 - LARRY, THEY THINK THE SNOWMAKING THING WAS A SWINDLE. 397 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,818 - OH, DEAR. 398 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,621 I GUESS THEY DON'T HAVE THE FAITH IN US YOU DO. 399 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,559 - GO FIGURE. 400 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,760 - WHY'D YOU WITHDRAW ALL YOUR FUNDS 401 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,062 FROM THE BANK THIS MORNING? 402 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,664 - WE MOVED IT TO ANOTHER FINANCIAL INSTITUTION 403 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,233 THAT WAS PAYING SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER INTEREST 404 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,169 AND GIVING AWAY TOASTERS. 405 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,205 - WHAT ABOUT THIS CASH REGISTER YOU'RE LUGGING AROUND? 406 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,941 - WE NEEDED IT TO ADD YOU UP AN ITEMIZED BILL. 407 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,777 - YOU NEVER HEARD OF A HAND CALCULATOR? 408 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,846 - YOU CAN GET ONE OF THESE THAT'LL FIT IN YOUR HAND? 409 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,949 - I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING MORE IF I WERE YOU. 410 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,717 YOU BOYS COULD BE LOOKING AT THREE TO FIVE YEARS 411 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,620 OF KISSING YOUR HEINIES THROUGH PLATE GLASS. 412 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,122 Larry: I GUESS WE DESERVE IT. 413 00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,123 WE PROMISED YOU SNOW 414 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:02,159 AND ALL YOU GOT WAS A SKY FULL OF ZILCH. 415 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,396 DARRYL, ARE YOU SURE YOU WAS NAKED AND FACING EAST 416 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,565 WHILE YOU WAS JUGGLING THEM CHIPMUNKS? 417 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,837 IT JUST DON'T FIGURE. 418 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,505 WE COVERED ALL BASES. 419 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,809 - IT'S SNOWING! 420 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,044 ( excited chatter ) 421 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,614 - BOY, IT'S REALLY COMING DOWN. 422 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,583 - YEAH. AND IT'S STICKING TOO. 423 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,620 - I WITHDRAW MY RESIGNATION 424 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,322 AND DECLARE THE SNOW CARNIVAL OFFICIALLY ON. 425 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,124 -All Together: YEAH! 426 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:35,725 ( applause ) 427 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,994 Larry: HERE'S YOUR CHECK BACK. 428 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,465 - LARRY, YOU EARNED IT. YOU MADE IT SNOW. 429 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,866 - THE DEADLINE WAS ONE. 430 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,335 WE WAS A MINUTE AND A HALF LATE. 431 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:48,338 BESIDES, THIS IS SHODDY WORKMANSHIP. 432 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,707 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 433 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,943 - AS WE FEARED, TWO IDENTICAL FLAKES. 434 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,688 - CALLING ALL PERKY BLONDES, 435 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,825 YOUR ESCORT SERVICE IS HERE. 436 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,061 - I'M READY. HOW DO I LOOK? 437 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,697 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, STEPH. 438 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:19,202 - MICHAEL, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. 439 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:21,004 HOW AM I TO BE ADDRESSED? 440 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,807 - FORGIVE ME, YOUR ROYAL FROSTINESS. 441 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,379 AND THAT OUTFIT IS WORTH EVERY CENT OF THE $20 A DAY 442 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,314 IT'S COSTING ME TO RENT IT. 443 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,916 THE THING IS, THOUGH-- 444 00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,552 - YES, MICHAEL? 445 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:39,189 - THE SNOW CARNIVAL ENDED THREE WEEKS AGO... 446 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:45,094 YOUR ROYAL FROSTINESS. 447 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:53,837 ( theme music playing ) 448 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,431 - MEOW! 33237

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