Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

- STEPHANIE, THIS MAY BE A CRAZY SUGGESTION

BUT WOULDN'T THAT GO FASTER

IF YOU WATCHED WHAT YOU WERE DOING?

- DICK, I HARDLY GOT ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT

AND I'M HIDEOUS.

- STEPHANIE, IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED

ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE,

YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET TO BED ON TIME.

- I DID.

BUT GEORGE'S HAMMERING KEPT ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT.

- GEE, THAT WASN'T ME.

- IT WASN'T YOU?

OH, THAT'S EERIE.

- STEPHANIE, YOU PROBABLY JUST DREAMED YOU HEARD HAMMERING.

- NO. THE ONLY THING I EVER DREAM

IS THAT I'VE JUST WON EVERY BEAUTY CONTEST IN THE WORLD

AND ALL THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE

ARE FORCED TO BUILD ME A CASTLE IN FRANCE.

- EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE A COMPLAINT.

WE WERE RUDELY AWAKENED BY SOME NOISE LAST NIGHT.

- TOLD YOU THERE WAS HAMMERING.

- NO, IT WASN'T HAMMERING.

SOMEONE WAS POUNDING ON OUR DOOR

BUT, WHEN WE OPENED IT, NO ONE WAS THERE.

( sing-song voice ) - UH-OH, THEY'RE HE-ERE.

- ( sing-song voice ) NO, THEY'RE NO-OT.

RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR IS A HALL WINDOW

AND I'LL BET THE SHUTTER CAME LOOSE AGAIN

AND WAS BANGING IN THE WIND.

- DICK, I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US

WHEN I SAY "SURE."

( music playing )

- STEPHANIE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED EARLY.

- I DID BUT ANOTHER GHOSTLY NOISE WOKE ME UP.

SOMETHING WAS SCRAPING ON THE WALL

THAT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN A DEAD ROTTING UNMANICURED HAND.

- STEPHANIE, I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU HEARD

WAS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

- WE'LL SEE.

OFFICER SHIFFLETT IS UPSTAIRS, LOOKING AROUND NOW.

- YOU CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT WE HAD GHOSTS?

- WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?

- WELL,

I TRACKED DOWN YOUR APPARITION.

AND IT'S ABOUT TO COME RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR.

( screaming )

- STEPHANIE, IT'S GEORGE.

- OH, HI, GEORGE.

- I WAS UPSTAIRS

WHEN I HEARD THE ALLEGED SCRAPING SOUND.

I LOOKED OUT A WINDOW AND SAW ONE CAUCASIAN HANDYMAN

ON A LADDER.

CASE CLOSED.

- GEORGE, WHAT WERE YOU DOING, WORKING AT NIGHT?

- WELL, DICK, YOU TOLD ME TO FIX THAT LOOSE SHUTTER

FIRST THING THIS MORNING.

GUESS I'M A LITTLE LATE.

- I'M SORRY WE BROUGHT YOU OUT HERE FOR NOTHING.

- NO PROBLEM.

WELL, I GUESS I BETTER HIT THOSE MEAN STREETS.

IF YOU SEE A GOBLIN, READ HIM HIS RIGHTS FOR ME.

( laughing )

- SEE, STEPHANIE, THERE'S ALWAYS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

TONIGHT, IT WAS GEORGE ON A LADDER.

LAST NIGHT, IT WAS A LOOSE SHUTTER.

- WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.

I CAN FINALLY GET SOME SLEEP.

- ACTUALLY, DICK, THE SHUTTER WASN'T LOOSE.

- WHAT?

- NO, THAT SHUTTER WAS NAILED DOWN TIGHT AS A DRUM.

THERE WAS NOTHING OUT THERE

THAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THAT NOISE.

NOTHING HUMAN, ANYWAY.

- I KNEW THIS YICKY OLD PLACE WAS HAUNTED.

- STEPHANIE, THIS INN IS NOT HAUNTED.

- BUT YOU CAN'T BE SURE.

YOU'VE ONLY LIVED HERE THREE YEARS.

DID YOU EVER ASK THE OLD OWNERS IF IT WAS HAUNTED?

- NO, DARN IT.

AND THAT'S ONE OF THE FIVE BASIC REAL ESTATE QUESTIONS.

- GEORGE, YOU'VE LIVED HERE ALL YOUR LIFE,

IS THERE ANYTHING STRANGE ABOUT THIS PLACE?

- WELL, THERE'S THAT WITCH SARAH BURIED IN THE BASEMENT.

- THERE'S A WITCH BURIED IN THE BASEMENT?

- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, IT WAS NEVER ABSOLUTELY PROVEN

THAT SHE WAS A WITCH.

- THEY JUST HANGED HER IN 1660 TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

- THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE FILTHY DISGUSTING THING

I'VE EVER HEARD.

I HATE DEAD WITCHES.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

- I GUESS WE DIDN'T EXPECT YOU'D TAKE IT THIS WELL.

- WELL, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY THE ONE DOING ALL THIS STUFF AT NIGHT.

- EXCUSE ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND,

WE'D LIKE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

WE HEARD HEAVY BREATHING IN OUR CLOSET

AND THEN THE DOOR SWUNG OPEN, ALL BY ITSELF.

( gasping )

- ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T LETTING YOUR IMAGINATION

RUN AWAY WITH YOU?

( door slams )

IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE.

( music playing )

- DICK, THE TATES ARE HERE.

- HI, I'M NED AND THIS IS GLORIA.

- HELLO. - IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU

AND THANKS FOR COMING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.

- OH MY, YOU'VE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB RENOVATING.

- YEAH, YOU EVEN HAVE GUESTS.

WE ALWAYS USED TO LOSE MONEY ON THE PLACE.

- OH, LOOK, HONEY, THEY'VE TURNED THIS ROOM INTO A STUDY.

WELL, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

- WHAT DID YOU USE IT FOR?

- IT WAS MY TAXIDERMY SHOP.

GEE, IT'S GREAT TO SEE BOOKS ON THOSE SHELVES

INSTEAD OF GLASS EYES.

- SO I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING WHY WE ASKED YOU OVER.

LATELY THERE HAVE BEEN SOME ODD OCCURRENCES.

- NOISES IN THE NIGHT.

DOORS SLAMMING BY THEMSELVES.

- AND SINCE YOU KNOW THE BUILDING SO WELL,

WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE A RATIONAL EXPLANATION

AS TO WHAT'S GOING ON.

- WELL, WE DO. - OH, GREAT.

- THE PLACE IS HAUNTED.

- IT IS?

- WE HOPED IT WOULD STOP ONCE WE MOVED OUT

BUT I GUESS OLD SARAH DOESN'T CARE

WHOSE LIFE SHE MAKES A LIVING HELL.

- WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SARAH'S RESPONSIBLE?

- SHE'D APPEAR FROM TIME TO TIME.

ALWAYS IN THE SAME FLOWING WHITE GOWN THEY HUNG HER IN.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DAMNED NOOSE AROUND HER NECK,

SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN KIND OF CUTE.

- WHY HAVEN'T WE NOTICED ANYTHING BEFORE THIS?

WHY WOULD SHE START ACTING UP NOW?

Ned: WELL, WHO KNOWS?

I MEAN, ANY LITTLE THING COULD SET HER OFF.

I MEAN, SHE WAS HANGED AS A WITCH.

I DON'T THINK SHE DIED IN THE BEST OF MOODS.

- WHAT WAS THAT?

- NOTHING, GLORIA.

RELAX.

- I CAN'T.

SHE KNOWS I'M BACK, I CAN FEEL IT.

I'D BETTER WAIT IN THE CAR.

MAYBE WE COULD HAVE DINNER TOGETHER SOMETIME,

BUT NOT HERE.

- WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE HAD TO MOVE OUT.

I FEEL GUILTY AS HELL SELLING YOU THIS PLACE.

I WISH I COULD REFUND EVERY PENNY,

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T

AND THERE'S NO LEGAL WAY ON EARTH YOU CAN MAKE ME.

- WELL, WE APPRECIATE YOUR...CONCERN.

BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHEN IT COMES TO GHOSTS,

I NEED A LOT OF CONVINCING.

- WELL, I DON'T.

GOOD LUCK.

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SARAH.

- DICK, I'M SCARED.

- HONEY,

I'M SURE THE SHELF IS PROBABLY TILTED.

I'M SURE NED'S EYES ROLLED OFF HERE ALL THE TIME.

HERE, WATCH.

YOU KNOW, YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO DO IT JUST RIGHT.

SEE?

( music playing )

Dick: HONEY, IS THIS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?

Joanna: DICK, I DISTINCTLY HEARD NOISES COMING FROM DOWN HERE.

Dick: WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR A SINGLE--AGH!

Joanna: WHAT IS IT? A GHOST?

Dick: NOT UNLESS YOU CAN STUB YOUR TOE ON ONE.

HERE ARE THE LIGHTS.

- WE'RE REALLY SORRY TO BE CHECKING OUT EARLY LIKE THIS.

WE LIKE THIS PLACE, WE REALLY DO,

IT'S JUST THAT IT REEKS WITH EVIL.

- APPARENTLY, OUR GUESTS AREN'T HAVING ANY TROUBLE

BELIEVING THAT STRATFORD IS HAUNTED.

THAT WAS THE LAST OF THEM.

AND MAYBE WE SHOULD BE FOLLOWING.

- HONEY, I'M NOT LEAVING

BECAUSE SOMEBODY REARRANGED OUR FURNITURE AS A PRANK.

I MEAN, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED HERE

THAT A MODERATELY IMAGINATIVE MOVING MAN COULDN'T HAVE DONE.

- HI.

I'M LARRY.

THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL

AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL.

- FELLAS.

- WE HEAR YOU'RE HAVING SOME ECTOPLASMIC DIFFICULTIES.

- WELL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN SLIMED YET.

- I THINK ALL YOUR TROUBLES WOULD BE OVER

IF YOU'D LET US DIG UP THAT PESKY WITCH.

WE'VE CHOSEN A LOVELY SPOT FOR HER OVER AT OUR CAFE.

WE FIGURE A CONSTANT OCCUPANT OF THE LEFT-MOST COUNTER STOOL

WILL STIMULATE BUSINESS.

- WELL, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT

BUT I DON'T THINK SARAH IS THE REASON FOR OUR PROBLEMS.

- WELL, JUST IN CASE,

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS COMPLEMENTARY EXORCISM KIT.

- A HOG'S FOOT?

- YOU JUST CIRCLE IT OVER YOUR HEAD

WHILE STANDING ON YOUR LEFT FOOT,

RUBBING YOUR TUMMY AND SAYING, "GET, SPOOK. GET, SPOOK."

IT WILL NOT ONLY RID YOU OF ANY PARANORMAL PRANKSTERS,

BUT IT ALSO PROMOTES REGULARITY.

- LARRY, DICK DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THE SUPERNATURAL.

- OH, I SEE.

WELL, DO YOU MIND IF WE CHECK YOUR BASEMENT

FOR ANY MALEVOLENT PRESENCE,

JUST TO SATISFY OUR OWN CURIOSITY?

- GO AHEAD.

- BUT GUYS,

LEAVE THE SHOVELS HERE.

- SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL.

AN ORDINARY INN RUN BY MR. AND MRS. APPLE PIE AMERICA,

SUDDENLY HURLED INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

- STEPHANIE TOLD YOU?

- HEY, STEPH AND I HAVE NO SECRETS.

WELL, NONE THAT SHE KNOWS ABOUT.

- OH, MICHAEL, LISTEN.

STEPHANIE HAS NOT BEEN GETTING HER BEAUTY SLEEP

AND SHE THINKS THAT SHE LOOKS REALLY BAD.

- DON'T WORRY, JOANNA, A FEW CHOICE WORDS FROM THESE LIPS

WILL HAVE THAT EGO INFLATED BACK UP TO PRESSURE.

- MICHAEL.

- STEPH, WERE YOU IN AN ACCIDENT?

- MICHAEL.

- OH, HE'S JUST BEING HONEST, JOANNA,

I KNOW HE STILL LOVES ME.

- FROM THE DEEPEST REACHES OF EL TICKER.

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DON'T HUG YOU?

- OF COURSE.

- SO DICK, WHAT'S THE POOP ON THE SPOOK?

- THERE'S NO POOP AND NO SPOOK.

- MICHAEL, WILL YOU STAY HERE TONIGHT?

MAYBE WITH YOU AROUND,

I'LL FEEL SAFE ENOUGH TO GET SOME SLEEP.

- SAY NO MORE.

IF THAT BOOGIE GAL WANTS MY CUPCAKE,

SHE'LL HAVE TO GET PAST THIS GHOST BUSTER.

- OH, MICHAEL, WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT,

I GET WEAK IN THE KNEES.

- FOR ME, IT'S THE STOMACH.

- WE RAN EVERY LITMUS TEST WE KNOW

FOR ANY OTHER WORLDLY PRESENCE

AND WE PRONOUNCE THIS HOUSE CLEAN.

- THAT'S ALL THE PROOF I NEED.

- BUT PLEASE TAKE THIS HOG'S HOOF ANYWAY.

IF ONLY TO GIVE US THE FUN OF HAVING TO GET ANOTHER.

C'MON, DARRYL.

HOLD ON, WE APPEAR TO BE ONE DARRYL LIGHT.

- WELL, HE MUST STILL BE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

( typewriter clicks )

IS THAT YOUR TYPEWRITER?

- SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT.

- WHAT DOES IT SAY?

- HONEY, DON'T PANIC AND TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY.

- READ IT.

- "GET OUT OR ELSE."

- THERE WAS NO SIGN OF DARRYL.

YOU KNOW WHEN I SAID BEFORE THIS HOUSE WAS CLEAN?

I'D LIKE TO EAT MY WORDS AT THIS TIME.

- DICK, THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.

- ALL RIGHT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

HELLO, OFFICER SHIFFLETT?

THIS IS DICK LOUDON.

WE HAD A GENUINE STRANGE OCCURRENCE.

A MAN JUST WENT INTO OUR BASEMENT AND DISAPPEARED.

WELL, YES, HE COULD HAVE GONE OUT THE STORM DOOR

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE DARRYL TO WANDER OFF.

- YEAH, IT IS.

- EXCUSE ME, JUST A MOMENT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YEAH, IT IS?

- DARRYL'S BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE OFF BEFORE

BUT USUALLY IT'S WHEN THE NEW FERRARIS COME OUT.

- WELL, YOU KNOW, A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS

HAPPENED THAT WERE MAYBE NOT THAT STRANGE BUT--

EXCUSE ME?

THANKS.

- WHAT DID HE SAY?

- HE SAID, "STAY CALM. DON'T PANIC," AND "BOO!"

- WELL, DICK, IF THE POLICE AREN'T GOING TO HELP,

MAYBE WE REALLY SHOULD LEAVE.

- HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA BE CHASED OUT OF MY OWN HOME.

WE'RE GONNA HANDLE THIS OURSELVES.

- HOW?

- FIRST, WE'RE GONNA SEARCH THIS PLACE

FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AND MAKE SURE IT'S EMPTY.

THEN WE'RE GONNA SEAL EVERY DOOR AND WINDOW.

AND THEN WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS, I'M GONNA PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.

( music playing )

- YOU CAN'T SLEEP EITHER?

ADMIT IT, YOU'RE SCARED OF THE WITCH, TOO.

- ACTUALLY, I HAVE THIS CRAZY THEORY

THAT IT'S THIS LIGHT SHINING IN MY FACE.

- BRIGHT LIGHT MAKES ME FEEL SAFER.

- WELL, THEN TONIGHT, THIS INN IS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH.

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD HAUNT US NOW

IS THE ELECTRIC BILL.

- DICK, HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SKEPTICAL

AFTER THE WAY DARRYL DISAPPEARED?

- YOU'RE RIGHT, JOANNA,

HE COULDN'T HAVE JUST WANDERED OFF.

HE HAD TO BE SUCKED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.

- OKAY, I'M ACTING FOOLISH.

MAYBE I'LL BE ABLE TO GET SOME SLEEP

IF I HAVE SOME WARM MILK.

( creaking noise )

- GET, SPOOK. GET, SPOOK.

GET, SPOOK.

GET, SPOOK. GET, SPOOK.

- DICK, I'M AFRAID TO GO--

- AND 100.

THOUGHT I'D STRETCH OUT.

- HOG'S HOOVES ARE GOOD FOR THAT.

- ALRIGHT, LET'S TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP.

- OKAY.

OKAY. ( sighs )

( door slams )

( gasps )

( knocking on door )

- HI.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Stephanie: IT'S STEPHANIE AND MICHAEL.

Michael: AND WE WANT TO COME IN.

- COME IN.

- COULD I STAY WITH YOU TONIGHT?

MICHAEL STINKS AT MAKING ME FEEL SAFE.

- I'M DOING MY BEST, STEPH.

- MICHAEL, I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN POSSIBLY PROTECT ME

FROM UNDER THE BED.

- THAT'S WHERE GHOSTS FIRST FORM.

- IF THAT WITCH SHOWS HER TRANSLUCENT PUSS,

SHE'S DOG MEAT.

( knocking on door )

George: IT'S GEORGE.

- BED'S CLEAR.

- COME IN, GEORGE.

- HI.

I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD SPEND THE NIGHT HERE.

- OH, GEORGE, ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE ALONE TOO?

- NO, I JUST WANT YOU TO BE SURE

I DON'T SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING SCARY.

- WHY NOT? OUR BED IS...

...EVERYBODY'S.

- WITH THIS MANY PEOPLE HERE,

I FEEL LIKE NOTHING COULD HAPPEN TO US.

- DON'T RULE OUT BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH.

( banging )

- IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET.

- GEE, BEING AWAKE ISN'T AS MUCH FUN AS I THOUGHT.

- SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY CHECK THE CLOSET?

- MICHAEL, I WANT TO SEE SOME PROTECTING

AND I WANT TO SEE IT NOW!

- ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SET UP AN AMBUSH IN THE HALL.

- I'LL CHECK THE CLOSET.

- WHAT IS IT?

- IT'S A GUY.

- DARRYL?

Joanna: DARRYL.

- DON'T BE FOOLED.

IT MIGHT JUST BE A GHOST IN THE FORM OF DARRYL.

- SO YOU SEE, THIS OLD PLACE IS RIDDLED WITH SECRET PASSAGES

LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR CLOSET.

A COMMON FEATURE IN A REVOLUTIONARY STRUCTURE.

ANYWAY, OUR TALKATIVE FRIEND HERE WAS USING THEM

TO BANG ON WALLS, OPEN CLOSET DOORS

AND PUSH BOOKS OFF SHELVES FROM BEHIND.

PRETTY TAME STUFF BUT I CAN SEE

WHERE A CIVILIAN COULD FALL FOR IT.

- DARRYL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO SCARING THESE NICE PEOPLE?

- HE MAINTAINS HE'S INNOCENT.

- WELL, LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE.

C'MON, I'M BOOKING YOU FOR DISTURBING THE PSYCHIC PEACE.

- OFFICER SHIFFLETT,

I'M SURE DARRYL HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON

NOW THAT HE REALIZES HOW SERIOUSLY A PRANK LIKE THIS

CAN AFFECT SOMEONE'S LOOKS.

- AND THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE SOLVED OUR PROBLEM

AND I'VE BEEN PROVEN TOTALLY CORRECT

IN MY REFUSAL TO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

- EXCEPT FOR THE ODD "GET, SPOOK."

( gasping )

- OH, MY GOD.

IT'S HER.

- THAT DOES IT.

THIS STUPID WITCH HAS PUT THE LAST LINE ON MY FACE.

Michael: STEPH, WAIT. STEPH, BE CAREFUL.

STEPH, NO!

- HEY, SHE'S REAL.

AND THIS FABRIC'S CHEAP.

- ( gasping ) MRS. TATE!

- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- YOU KNOW THIS APPARITION?

- SHE USED TO OWN THE STRATFORD.

- OKAY, LET'S GO.

- OH, COME ON OUT, NED.

- HI, EVERYBODY.

WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING AS HELL.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET THAT FELLA GO.

HE WASN'T HAUNTING YOU.

HE JUST WANDERED INTO A PASSAGEWAY AND GOT LOST.

- DARRYL, YOU'RE INNOCENT.

THAT'S A LOAD OFF.

I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE TO BEAR THE SHAME

OF HAVING A WEIRDO IN THE FAMILY.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US?

- WELL, I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHY THEY DID IT.

- IT IS?

- THEY HAUNT THE STRATFORD, WRITE A BESTSELLER,

CASH IN ON THE MOVIE, VIDEO, CASSETTE AND SOUNDTRACK SALES.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SEEN THIS RUSE?

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WE WERE JEALOUS THE INN WAS DOING SO WELL.

WE THOUGHT WE COULD SCARE THEM

INTO SELLING IT BACK TO US FOR A SONG.

- THE RIDICULOUS STORY TRICK

GETS THEM TO SPILL THEIR GUTS EVERY TIME.

OKAY, LET'S GET ALONG.

C'MON.

C'MON.

- STEPHANIE, YOU'RE A HERO.

- OH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

CLINT EASTWOOD WOULDN'T HAVE DONE.

- STEPH, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID, YOU DESERVE A KISS.

- WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S FINALLY OVER.

- TO THINK I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BELIEVING IN GHOSTS.

Michael: YOU KNOW, IF THIS WERE A HORROR MOVIE,

THIS IS EXACTLY WHEN

SOMETHING REALLY SUPERNATURAL WOULD HAPPEN.

( music playing )

( theme music playing )

- MEOW!