Original subtitles

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- OH, NO. NOT ANOTHER MYSTERY NOVEL.

HONEY, HAVEN'T YOU GIVEN UP ON THOSE ALREADY?

- I THINK I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT FIGURING THEM OUT.

- YOUR-- YOUR SOLUTION IS TO TURN TO THE LAST PAGE

AND SEE WHO THE MURDERER IS.

- NOT THIS TIME, DICK, THIS BOOK HAS THE SOLUTION

INSIDE A SEALED ENVELOPE.

THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CHEAT.

- HONEY, THIS WOULDN'T KEEP OUT THE SMURFS.

- DICK, I SWEAR, I'M NOT GOING TO OPEN IT

UNTIL I'VE POSITIVELY SOLVED THE MYSTERY.

MAYBE YOU'D BETTER HIDE IT FOR ME.

- CONSIDER YOURSELF FRUSTRATED.

- HI, HARLEY. - HEY, JOANNA.

HI, DICK.

GOT ANY JOBS AVAILABLE?

- HARLEY, I-- I THOUGHT YOU HAD WORK.

- NO, I LOST THAT JOB WITH THE WRECKING CREW.

TURNS OUT THEY'RE REAL STICKLERS

ABOUT GETTING THE ADDRESSES RIGHT.

- I'M-- I'M AFRAID THERE'S NOTHING AT THIS ADDRESS EITHER.

- GOOD MORNING. HI, HARLEY.

WELL, I'M OFF ON OFFICIAL

VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT BUSINESS.

- DOING WHAT? PUTTING OUT VOLUNTEER FIRES?

- THAT WOULDN'T GO OVER TOO WELL

DOWN AT THE FIRE HOUSE, DICK.

WE LIKE TO TREAT THIS WHOLE MATTER MORE SERIOUSLY.

OUR MOTTO IS "FIRE CAN BURN."

WELL, I'VE GOT FIRE INSPECTIONS TO CONDUCT.

I'M COVERING THE EAST SIDE STARTING WITH THE MINUTEMAN CAFE

AND WORKING MY WAY BACK TO HOME BASE.

- THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE INSPECTING HERE.

- IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, YES.

- WAIT A SECOND.

WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FIRE INSPECTIONS,

THEY'RE SOMETIMES NOT UP TO CODE.

WHEN THEY'RE NOT UP TO CODE,

THEY NEED REPAIRS DONE BY COMPETENT REPAIRMEN,

BUT IF I GET THERE FIRST, THEY'LL HIRE ME!

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- LARRY, THIS FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS A MESS.

- AIN'T OUR FAULT.

IT GOT BURNED UP IN A FIRE.

- AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PILE OF OILY RAGS BACK HERE?

IT COULD GO UP JUST LIKE THAT.

- THAT'S WHAT WE USE TO START UP THE STOVE.

- HELLO, THERE.

GOT A CUP OF JAVA FOR A FREELANCE REPAIRMAN

SPECIALIZING IN FIRE SAFETY?

- SURE.

DARRYL, WE GOT SOME JOE TO BREW.

THROW A RAG IN THE STOVE.

GRAB A SEAT.

- GREAT. NOW I CAN TAKE A LOAD OFF OF THESE WEARY

REPAIRMAN-SPECIALIZING-IN-FIRE- SAFETY'S FEET.

- HI, I'M LARRY. THIS IS MY BROTHER...

- YEAH, GREAT.

GEORGE, HOW-- HOW FORTUNATE.

- HI, MICHAEL.

- WORD HAS IT YOU'RE GOING TO BE INSPECTING MI CASA.

- YOU MEAN YOUR DOMICILE?

- WELL, LET'S TALK ENGLISH HERE.

MY APARTMENT.

YOU MIGHT FIND ONE OR TWO IRREGULARITIES

IN THE WIRING SYSTEM.

- THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF, MICHAEL.

- EXACTLY.

I, UH, I FOUND THIS FOR YOU OUTSIDE.

- WOW! THIRTY DOLLARS.

- YOU COULD BUY A LOT OF PLAID SHIRTS WITH THAT,

COULDN'T YOU GEORGE?

- WELL, YEAH, BUT I GOTTA GIVE THIS BACK

TO WHOEVER LOST IT.

- WELL, GEORGE, WHOEVER "HE" WAS,

HE OBVIOUSLY INTENDED IT FOR YOU.

THE ENVELOPE HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.

- THAT'S TRUE.

- WELL, THEN, DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?

- WELL, SURE, MICHAEL. WE ARE TALKING ENGLISH.

- EXACTAMENTE.

( chuckling )

ADIOS, AMIGO.

- LARRY, YOU'VE GOT A HUGE OCTOPUS BEHIND THE JUKEBOX.

- ALL RIGHT! DARRYL, GRAB A POT.

I THINK WE GOT OUR CATCH OF THE DAY.

- NOT THAT KIND OF OCTOPUS.

SORRY TO GO TECHNICAL ON YOU.

LAYMEN WOULD CALL THIS "A LOT OF WIRES."

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO NEED ELECTRICAL WORK DONE.

- YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL REST MY CIRCUIT TESTER

RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE WHILE I DRINK MY COFFEE.

- OKAY, LARRY.

YOU'D BETTER GET THESE VIOLATIONS FIXED

OR WE'LL HAVE TO CLOSE YOU DOWN.

- WHOA!

JUST AS WE WERE STARTING TO DO VOLUME BUSINESS.

- I HATE TO IMPOSE ON A CUSTOMER,

BUT DID WE HEAR THAT YOU DO FREELANCE REPAIR WORK?

- PERHAPS. WHY DO YOU ASK?

- AH! OKAY, I JUST ELIMINATED THE HOUSEBOY AS A SUSPECT.

HE COULDN'T HAVE COMMITTED THE MURDER.

HE WAS IN PARIS THAT DAY.

- PARIS, FRANCE OR PARIS, TEXAS?

- OH, MY!

- IT'S JUST LIKE THEY SAY IN THE BROCHURE:

QUAINT, PEACEFUL...

- HI, WELCOME TO THE STRATFORD.

- ...FRIENDLY.

- WE'RE THE NELSONS.

- OH, YES.

ROOM SEVEN IS READY AND WAITING.

- IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT OF THE NOISY CITY.

WE'RE JUST GOING TO LIE DOWN AND LET THE WIND AND THE BIRDS

LULL US TO SLEEP.

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- THOSE-- THOSE DARN TEENAGE BIRDS.

I THINK THAT'S-- THAT'S OUR NEIGHBOR'S JUKEBOX.

I'LL-- I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

LARRY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

YOU'RE REWIRING?

CAN'T YOU FIND A QUIETER WAY OF--

OF TESTING YOUR CIRCUITS?

NO, I DON'T THINK JOHNNY MATHIS IS THE ANSWER.

LARRY.

LARRY?

COME BACK HERE.

- WHAT IS IT?

- OH, LARRY'S PLAYING DISC JOCKEY

AND I'M PHONING IN A REQUEST THAT HE SHUT UP.

LARRY.

LAR-- LARRY, GET YOUR TAIL BACK HERE.

- DICK! JOANNA!

LARRY'S DEAD.

- WHAT? - HE'S DEAD.

HE-- HE WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE,

HELPING ME REWIRE A CIRCUIT,

AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS THIS BIG FLASH

AND HE LIT UP LIKE A SPARKLER.

IT WAS TERRIBLE.

- ( gasps ) OH, MY GOD!

- ALL RIGHT, YOU CALL THE PARAMEDICS.

I'M GOING OVER THERE.

OH MY GOD.

DARRYL, IS-- IS HE?

- HI, I'M STILL LARRY.

- HAR-- HAR-- HARLEY SAID YOU WERE DEAD.

- I WAS, BUT ONLY FOR TWO MINUTES.

- YOU WERE DEAD AND-- AND YOU CAME BACK?

- YEAH, I HEARD A VOICE CALLING, URGING ME BACK TO LIFE.

IT KEPT SAYING,

"LARRY?

LARRY?

LARRY, GET YOUR TAIL BACK HERE!"

- THAT WAS ME ON THE PHONE.

- I KNOW.

EVEN DEAD I RECOGNIZED YOUR CHOICE OF SYNTAX.

- THE PARAMEDICS ARE ON THEIR WAY.

- LARRY, YOU'RE ALIVE!

- HI, MISS JOANNA.

HI, MISS STEPHANIE.

- LARRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- PREVIOUSLY DEAD, BUT BETTER NOW, THANK YOU.

- IT WAS-- IT WAS ONE OF THOSE TWO-MINUTE DEATHS.

- WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

- WELL,

FIRST I FELT MYSELF FLOATING UP OUTSIDE MY BODY.

THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW MYSELF LAYING THERE,

DEAD AS A TRUCK-PRESSED PHEASANT.

NEXT TO ME WAS MY BROTHER DARRYL, SWIPING MY HAT,

AND MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL PULLING OFF MY SHOES.

THEN THEY STARTED GRAPPLING OVER MY COAT.

- THEY STOLE YOUR CLOTHES?

- WELL, IN ALL FAIRNESS, I WAS DEAD

AND IF I'D BEEN GONE ANY LONGER

I'D HAVE HAD TO MEET MY MAKER LIKE THIS.

- LARRY, DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE?

- WELL, I NOTICED A BRIGHT LIGHT THAT ENVELOPED ME

IN A FEELING OF SERENITY AND PEACE.

IT WAS AT LEAST A 75-WATTER.

THEN I SAW A MAGNIFICENT PRESENCE BECKONING TO ME

WITH OPEN ARMS AND UNBOUNDED LOVE.

- LARRY, THAT'S AMAZING!

WHAT DID THIS PRESENCE LOOK LIKE?

- YOU KNOW THAT GIRL ON "FACTS OF LIFE"?

TOOTIE?

YEAH, KIND OF LIKE HER.

- THEN, WHAT EVERYONE SAYS IS-- IS TRUE.

- ANYWAY, JUST AS I WAS GETTING MY HEAVENLY LEGS,

YOU CALLED ME BACK.

- LARRY, LOOK, YOU'VE-- YOU'VE HAD A BIG DAY.

YOU'VE REWIRED THE CAFE,

YOU'VE BEEN DEAD.

WHY DON'T-- WHY DON'T YOU GO TO BED AND TAKE IT EASY?

- NO.

I CAN'T BE GETTING ANY REST UNTIL I'VE DONE "IT."

- "IT"? - MY MISSION.

THERE'S SOME TASK YOU'RE GONNA BE NEEDING DONE

AND THE REASON I'M BACK ON EARTH IS TO DO "IT."

- WHAT-- WHAT IS "IT"?

- CAN'T SAY.

TOOTIE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS,

BUT I'LL KNOW IN MY GUT WHEN I DO IT.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SWEATER.

THIS COULD BE IT!

- LINT? - NO, THAT WEREN'T IT.

- LARRY, DO-- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHEN THIS "IT" IS GOING TO HAPPEN?

- CAN'T SAY.

COULD TAKE A DAY,

COULD TAKE A LIFETIME.

WEREN'T IT.

WEREN'T IT.

WEREN'T IT.

- OKAY, DICK. I'M READY.

HERE GOES.

IT IS MY CONSIDERED OPINION THAT THE MURDERER

CAN ONLY BE BJORN THE SKI INSTRUCTOR.

THE MOTIVE?

THE OLDEST OF ALL.

HE COULDN'T BEAR TO SEE LIZZIE

IN THE ARMS OF RAOUL THE GARDENER.

WELL?

- WELL, LOOK LIKE BJORN DIDN'T TAKE THIS RAOUL THING

AS HARD AS YOU THOUGHT.

- HE DIDN'T DO IT?

- NO. THE REAL MURDERER IS...

Joanna: NO, NO, NO. WAIT.

DON'T TELL ME, I CAN DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR HELP.

- WITHOUT MY HELP, BJORN WOULD SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE

STAMPING OUT LICENSE PLATES FOR VOLVOS.

- JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CRACK AT IT.

PUT THE SOLUTION BACK IN THE ENVELOPE

AND HIDE IT FOR ME AGAIN.

DICK!

- HI, I'M LARRY.

THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL

AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL.

- LAR-- LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- MAKING CERTAIN THAT WHATEVER IT IS

I HAVE TO DO FOR YOU DON'T GET DONE WITHOUT ME.

- GO HOME.

- SORRY. I RESPECT YOU,

BUT I ANSWER TO A HIGHER POWER: TOOTIE.

- LARRY, COME IN HERE.

THE-- THE THING-- THE THING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR ME

IS-- IS THIS-- IS THIS VASE.

IT'S THE-- IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE.

- DICK.

- HONEY, GO ALONG WITH ME.

IN FACT, IT'S SO-- IT'S SO VALUABLE THAT I'M--

THAT I'M TERRIFIED OF TAKING IT DOWNSTAIRS WHERE IT BELONGS.

NOW, IF YOU COULD DO THAT FOR ME,

THEN YOU WOULD BE DOING THE THING

THAT YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR.

- SOUNDS IMPORTANT ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

DARRYL, HERE. CATCH!

( shattering )

OH, DEAR.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

THAT WEREN'T IT.

- THE KITCHEN CHECKS OUT.

I'VE GOT TO INSPECT THE BASEMENT.

- UH, GEORGE, COULD YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

- UH, IT'S A CITATION.

YOUR APARTMENT IS IN VIOLATION OF CODE.

- IT WAS A TINY INFRACTION.

- YOU WERE SIPHONING OFF ELECTRICITY

FROM OTHER TENANTS.

THE LADY ABOVE YOU COULDN'T EVEN RECHARGE HER WHEELCHAIR.

- GEORGE, I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING.

- WHAT ABOUT?

- YOU REMEMBER THAT $30?

THAT WAS TO ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO LOOK TOO CLOSELY

AT MY FUSE BOX.

- BUT IF I DIDN'T LOOK AT YOUR FUSE BOX, MICHAEL,

I WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND THESE VIOLATIONS

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE...

WAIT A MINUTE. THAT WAS A BRIBE.

- "BRIBE" IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD.

TOO BAD IT'S SO DAMNED APPROPRIATE.

- I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RETURN YOUR MONEY

AND I'M GOING TO CITE YOU

FOR ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE A FIRE INSPECTOR.

- GEORGE! STOP-- STOP WRITING.

I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON.

HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST FOR YOU TO FORGET THE WHOLE THING?

- HEY, I'M HAVING A HARD TIME CHEWING ON THIS SCRUTINY HERE.

- LARRY, MAYBE THE THING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR ME

IS TAKE-- TAKE A LAP AROUND THE COUNTY.

- WORTH A SHOT.

CERTAINLY MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THAT CRAZY VASE IDEA.

Joanna: DICK! DICK!

I THINK I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE.

NOW, TRY TO FOLLOW ME.

EVERYONE HOW'S EVER STAYED IN ROOM 7 WAS MURDERED.

RIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- WE'RE IN ROOM 7.

- TWELVE PEOPLE HACKED TO BITS INSIDE OF A MONTH,

AND THE ONLY PERSON WITH EASY ACCESS TO THAT ROOM

WAS THE MAID.

- I BROKE ONE OF THE YOLKS.

CAN YOU LIVE WITH IT?

- YES, IT'S PERFECT.

( chuckling ) WE LOVE IT.

YOU PACK THE BAGS, I'LL WARM UP THE CAR.

- BAD NEWS, DICK.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO CITE YOU

UNLESS YOU GET THE BASEMENT CLEANED UP BY THE 15TH.

- OKAY, GEORGE, YOU HAVE UNTIL THE 15TH

TO CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT.

- GEE, DICK, YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME MUCH TIME.

I'M KIND OF BUSY WITH THESE FIRE INSPECTIONS.

- HI, POTENTIAL CHARRED REMAINS.

I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING

YOU MIGHT BE IN NEED OF MY SERVICES.

I GOT THIS UNSOLICITED LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

FROM MY LAST EMPLOYER.

- "HARLEY ESTON IS A GOOD WORKER

AND IN NO WAY DO I HOLD HIM RESPONSIBLE

FOR MY DEATH."

WELL, THAT CINCHES IT.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A JOB.

- THANKS, BOSS.

BOY, THIS IS MY PASSPORT TO ANYWHERE.

- DICK, JOANNA, THAT DISGUSTING MAN OVER THERE

IS SMOKING A CIGAR.

- WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM TO PUT IT OUT?

- WHAT, AND RISK HAVING A SMOKE RING TOUCH MY HAIR?

- WELL, I GUESS SOMEBODY HAS TO PROTECT

THE HAIR OF OUR WOMENFOLK.

- THIS ROOM WILL NEED 15 MINUTES TO AIR OUT.

I'LL NEED 30.

- UH, MR. JESSICA, I'M SORRY

BUT WE DON'T PERMIT CIGARS IN THE INN.

- WHY NOT?

- WELL, UH, SOME OF THE OTHER GUESTS

THINK THEY'RE, WELL, DISGUSTING.

- NAH, THIS ISN'T DISGUSTING.

THIS...

IS DISGUSTING.

- ARE WE, UH, STILL GOING TO THE DRUGSTORE THIS MORNING?

- YEAH.

DRUGS!

OF COURSE.

IF HE HAD BEEN DRUGGED,

THAT WOULD ACCOUNT FOR THE MISSING 10 HOURS.

STEPHANIE, I THINK YOU CAN FINISH

CLEARING AWAY THE PLATES NOW.

- BUT, I STILL SMELL SMOKE.

Joanna: STEPHANIE, THE MAN PUT HIS CIGAR OUT

A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU DO NOT SMELL SMOKE.

- DO TOO.

OKAY.

BUT IF I GET BLACK LUNG DISEASE,

I WON'T BE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE ANYMORE

AND IT'LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT AND I'LL HATE YOU.

Joanna: ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN FINISH THE DUSTING FIRST.

- DUSTING.

GEE!

PINCH ME. I MUST BE DREAMING.

- READY TO GO, HONEY?

- OH, I LEFT MY GALOSHES ON THE MUD PORCH.

OH, THESE AREN'T MY GOOD SHOES.

- OKAY.

- GANGWAY!

- ( gasps ) OH! OH MY GOD!

FIRE!

- I TOLD YOU I SMELLED SMOKE.

- OH MY GOD!

- EW! ICK!

- DON'T WORRY. FIRE'S OUT.

AND DARRYL, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND MEDIUM RARE,

LUNCH IS READY.

- OH, NO.

AND I INSPECTED THIS ROOM.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TURN IN MY BADGE.

- NO, YOU WON'T.

HERE'S YOUR CULPRIT: A CARELESSLY DISCARDED STOGIE.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT A COUPLE OF GOOD PUFFS LEFT IN IT.

- SO-- SO DOES THIS ROOM. COME ON.

( coughing )

UH, LARRY, I-- I GUESS I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

YOU-- YOU KEPT SAYING YOU WERE--

YOU WERE CALLED BACK TO LIFE TO--

TO DO ME A FAVOR AND I DOUBTED YOU,

BUT IF YOU HADN'T BEEN HERE,

WE COULD HAVE LOST THE INN AND MAYBE OUR LIVES,

AND THAT'S WHAT--

THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE CALLED BACK TO DO AND I'M--

I'M GLAD THAT YOU WERE HERE TO DO IT.

- GLAD I COULD HELP OUT.

BUT THIS WEREN'T IT.

- OF COURSE IT WAS.

- I'VE GOTTA GO WITH MY GUT, AND MY GUT'S GOING "NO WAY."

- LARRY, YOU SAVED THE INN.

THIS WAS IT.

- NO, IT WEREN'T.

- YES, IT WERE.

- NUH-UH.

- LARRY, YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE TO SAVE ME AND--

AND THE PLACE I LOVE.

NO ONE HAS EVER DONE SUCH A THING FOR ME IN--

IN MY LIFE AND I WANT TO THANK YOU

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, NOW-- NOW GET OUT.

- OKAY. I'M OFF THE CASE.

BUT YOU'RE DOING A WHOLE NOSEFULL

OF THUMBING AT THE METAPHYSICAL.

- WELL, THAT ROOM'S A MESS.

HARLEY, I HAVE SOME MOPS AND PAILS IN THE BASEMENT.

COME ON.

- RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BOSS.

( screaming )

( thumping )

GEEZ!

GOOD THING I WASN'T RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

Dick: HONEY!

HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

Dick: I'VE BEEN BETTER.

- CAREFUL! - I'VE GOT HIS LEG.

- I FELT A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.

- DICK JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

- BE CAREFUL. - YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?

- I THINK HIS ANKLE IS BROKEN.

- AAUGH! - I'LL CALL THE DOCTOR.

- WHAT THE HELL DID I TRIP OVER?

- MY TOOLBOX.

- YOU LEFT YOUR TOOLBOX AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS?

- IN RETROSPECT,

IT'S LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE A BAD DECISION.

- AAUGH! CAREFUL.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- HOLD ON.

THIS WAS IT.

- WHAT IS IT? - THIS TOOLBOX.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE IT OUT OF HARM'S WAY.

THAT'S WHAT TOOTIE SENT ME BACK FOR.

- LARRY, AT-- AT THIS POINT, WHO CARES?

- WELL, HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?

WHEN I COULD'VE DONE SOME GOOD, YOU KICKED ME OUT ON MY KEESTER.

COME ON, DARRYL.

MAN COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH A MISSION,

BUT WILL ANYONE LET HIM DO IT?

NO. OH, NO!

- PUT THAT TOGETHER WITH THE BLEACHED HAIRS ON THE SOFA

AND THE MURDERER OF LIZZY POOTIE HAD TO BE...

THE FAT TRIPLET.

- THAT'S RIGHT.

I MUST SAY, I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT AND YOU SOLVED THE MYSTERY.

- WELL.

- YOU-- YOU CHEATED.

BUT-- BUT-- BUT FINDING WHERE I'D HID THE ENVELOPE,

THAT-- THAT TOOK SOME-- SOME PRETTY GOOD DETECTIVE WORK.

YOU'RE-- YOU'RE LOOKING AT A WORLD-CHAMPION HIDER.

I-- I'M STILL-- I'M STILL PROUD.

- WELL.

- WHAT?

- I DIDN'T EXACTLY FIND THE ENVELOPE.

I WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE

AND BOUGHT ANOTHER COPY OF THE BOOK.

- BUT-- BUT YOU FOUND THE BOOKSTORE ALL BY YOURSELF.

THAT'S-- THAT'S RESOURCEFUL.

- DAMN RIGHT.

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