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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:03,468 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:57,155 - OKAY, HERE'S HOW SENOR OUIJA BOARD WORKS. 3 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,024 YOU ASK THE SPIRITS A QUESTION 4 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:03,427 AND THEY'LL RESPOND BY MOVING THIS TO "YES," "NO," 5 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:06,831 OR IT'LL SPELL SOMETHING OUT ON THESE LETTERS. 6 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,167 - AND IT'S AT THIS POINT I'LL BE HAVING FUN? 7 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,337 - MORE FUN THAN SPLASHING 8 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,072 BADLY-DRESSED PEDESTRIANS IN THE TURBO Z. 9 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,607 - OOH! 10 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,175 THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX. 11 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,311 - ( chuckling ) ALL RIGHT! 12 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:22,547 LET'S COMMUNICATE WITH THE HEREAFTER. 13 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,850 WE CAN TALK TO ANY HISTORICAL FIGURE WE WANT, LIKE... 14 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,793 - CLEOPATRA'S DEAD, ISN'T SHE? 15 00:01:35,828 --> 00:01:37,495 - THAT'S THE RUMOR. 16 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:38,930 - WELL, I'D BE INTERESTED TO KNOW 17 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,032 WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP SHE USED. 18 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,701 - ALL RIGHT! NOW WE'RE ROLLING. 19 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:43,968 EARTH TO CLEO. 20 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,239 - HEY, DICK, JOANNA, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 21 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,975 I NEED SOMEONE TO CHECK THIS APPLICATION. 22 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,646 - "THE VERMONT FAMILY SUPPORT LEAGUE." 23 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,848 YOU'RE APPLYING TO BE LIKE A BIG BROTHER? 24 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:58,283 GEORGE, THAT'S TERRIFIC. 25 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,584 - WELL, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO 26 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,619 FOR A KID THAT NEEDS A BUDDY. 27 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,222 I FIGURE I CAN TAKE HIM HIKING OR FISHING, 28 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,958 TO A BALL GAME, BACK FROM A BALL GAME TOO. 29 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,829 - ( coughs ) SO-- LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 30 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:13,398 "NAME: GEORGE UTLEY. 31 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:17,735 OCCUPATION: HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS, 32 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,341 STRATFORD INNS OF AMERICA"? 33 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,745 - YOU WERE HONORED BY THE SOCIETY 34 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,713 FOR SEMI-AQUATIC ANIMALS? 35 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:30,982 - YEAH. YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR 36 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,785 WHEN THEY ROASTED ME DOWN AT THE BEAVER LODGE. 37 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:39,290 - GEORGE, MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO BE AS UP-FRONT AS POSSIBLE 38 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,458 WITH YOUR ANSWERS. 39 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,926 - YEAH, GEORGE, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC GUY. 40 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,861 YOU DON'T NEED TO EXAGGERATE. 41 00:02:43,896 --> 00:02:45,597 - WELL, I GUESS IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 42 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,631 I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF EXTRA APPLICATIONS 43 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,567 UP IN MY PENTHOUSE SUITE. 44 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:54,772 WELL, IT IS ON THE TOP FLOOR OF THE GARAGE. 45 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,041 - L... 46 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,380 E. 47 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,150 CLEOPATRA USED THAT ON HER FACE? 48 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,719 EWW! HANG UP ON HER. 49 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,456 - WELL, IF HISTORY'S GONNA GROSS US OUT, 50 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,624 LET'S TRY THE FUTURE. 51 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:16,060 OKAY, TELL ME THIS, OUIJ: 52 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:19,497 WILL MY TRUE LOVE BE FOREVER FAITHFUL? 53 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,734 "NO." 54 00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:24,970 - WHAT? 55 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,504 - WELL, WE'RE OBVIOUSLY EXPERIENCING 56 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,539 A SLIGHT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY. 57 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,542 LET ME TRY REPHRASING THE QUESTION. 58 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:34,012 WILL MY TRUE LOVE EVER BE UNFAITHFUL? 59 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,782 "YES." 60 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,384 - MICHAEL, I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME. 61 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,187 IT'S SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME. 62 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,222 - WELL, NOT TO WORRY, STEPH. 63 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,557 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE BELIEVES THIS SILLY STUFF. 64 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,893 - GOOD. I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN TO GET US SOME DRINKS. 65 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,261 - I'LL COME WITH YOU. 66 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:57,902 - I WONDER HOW GEORGE IS HITTING IT OFF 67 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,303 WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER. 68 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:03,274 - WELL, ANY KID THAT DOESN'T GO NUTS FOR GEORGE IS A JERK. 69 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:07,144 - TRUE, BUT HE WAS AWFULLY NERVOUS WHEN HE LEFT. 70 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,214 I THINK HE MUST'VE POLISHED HIS REEL FOUR TIMES. 71 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,683 Michael: CALLING ALL CUPCAKES! 72 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,484 CALLING ALL CUPCAKES! 73 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:16,821 ( CHUCKLING ) HI, DICK. 74 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,055 LADY DICK. 75 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,159 I JUST WANT TO MENTION, DICK, 76 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,728 ON SUNDAY I'VE GOT A PHOTOGRAPHER COMING 77 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,430 TO TAKE A NEW PICTURE OF YOU FOR THE STATION LOBBY. 78 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,565 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE? 79 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,566 - IT'S NO LONGER ACCURATE, 80 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,633 UNLESS YOU WERE PLANNING ON GROWING 81 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,202 A GOATEE AND MOUSE EARS. 82 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,239 - SOMEBODY DREW ON IT? 83 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,306 - HI, MICHAEL. 84 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,009 - AW, STEPH, I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T CANCEL TONIGHT'S DATE. 85 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:41,413 - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 86 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,147 MY CURLING IRON AND HOT ROLLERS 87 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,349 WENT ON THE BLINK AT THE SAME TIME. 88 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,951 NOW, I COULDN'T LET YOU SEE MY HAIR 89 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:49,454 WITHOUT ITS NATURAL CURL AND BOUNCE. 90 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,857 - I BELIEVE EVERY WORD, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S-- 91 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,526 IT'S KIND OF A COINCIDENCE. 92 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,461 - THE IRON AND ROLLERS ARE RIGHT UPSTAIRS 93 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,997 IF YOU WANT TO CHECK. 94 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,999 - STEPH, I WOULDN'T DEMEAN OUR RELATIONSHIP 95 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,168 BY GOING UPSTAIRS TO VERIFY YOUR STORY. 96 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:07,104 WE CAN CHECK IT OUT RIGHT HERE WITH OUR FRIEND, THE OUIJ. 97 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,710 - MICHAEL, IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT BOARD AWAY, 98 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:15,447 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED IT TO COMMUNICATE WITH DEAD PEOPLE. 99 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,518 - AWAY IT IS AND AWAY WE GO. 100 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:24,122 Dick: HONEY, PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER LET A-- 101 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,391 A BOARD GAME COME BETWEEN US. 102 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:29,360 - LOW BRIDGE. LOOK OUT. 103 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:32,930 OKAY, DOWN PERISCOPE. 104 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,500 ( ticking ) 105 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:38,636 - PERISCOPE DOWN, UNCLE GEORGE, SIR. 106 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,672 - DICK AND JOANNA LOUDON, 107 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:44,309 THIS IS MITCH STEVENS AND I'M UNCLE GEORGE. 108 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,043 - HI, MITCH. - HELLO. 109 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,678 - LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAD A GREAT DAY. 110 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,747 - WE DID. 111 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,183 THEY DIDN'T. 112 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,485 DICK AND JOANNA OWN THIS WHOLE INN. 113 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,653 - REALLY? 114 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,656 - EVERY WALL, AND DICK HERE WRITES ALL SORTS OF BOOKS. 115 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:02,293 - WOW! YOU MEAN, LIKE, "HORTON HEARS A WHO"? 116 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:08,066 - UM, MORE LIKE "HORTON BUILDS A BARBECUE." 117 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,769 - AND DICK HERE IS THE STAR OF HIS VERY OWN TV SHOW. 118 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,337 - WOW! 119 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,205 - WELL, I'D HARDLY SAY "STAR," GEORGE. 120 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,107 MORE LIKE A PERSONALITY. 121 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,710 - WOW! KNOW WHAT? 122 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:20,978 - UH, NO. 123 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,980 - UNCLE GEORGE IS GONNA TEACH ME TO HAMMER 124 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,316 WITHOUT HITTING MY FINGERS. 125 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:29,219 - OH THAT'S-- THAT'S-- THAT'S SWELL. 126 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,789 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 127 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,058 - I-- I DON'T THINK SO. 128 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,626 - UNCLE GEORGE IS COMING OVER 129 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,995 AND WE'RE GONNA BUILD A TREE HOUSE. 130 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,065 - WELL, AGAIN, I'D PUT THAT IN THE-- 131 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,767 IN THE "SWELL" CATEGORY. 132 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,504 - IT'S GONNA BE 12 FEET HIGH. 133 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:47,905 - GREAT! 134 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,440 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 135 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,942 - MMM-MMM. 136 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,611 - YOU SHOULDN'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL. 137 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:59,017 - UH, MITCH, WE-- WE SHOULD LET DICK EAT. 138 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:02,153 HE LOVES PLAYING "KNOW WHAT." 139 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,822 - LOOKS LIKE HE'S A CHAMP AT IT. 140 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,591 - MITCH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT HERE. 141 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:10,027 I'VE GOT A LOT OF MESSY FISH CLEANING TO DO. 142 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,362 - OH BOY! 143 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,730 FISH GUTS. 144 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,806 - HEY, DICK, LOOK WHAT I... 145 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:22,874 OH, OH. SORRY. 146 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,209 YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 147 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,144 - NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT GEORGE. 148 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:29,013 JOANNA ASKED ME TO CLIP THESE CENTS-OFF COUPONS 149 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,282 AND I ACCIDENTALLY SAID YES. 150 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,619 SO, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S UP? 151 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,655 - I JUST GOT THE PICTURES BACK OF MY FISHING TRIP WITH MITCH. 152 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:38,622 - OH, GREAT. 153 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:41,726 - HERE'S MITCH HOLDING HIS FIRST WORM. 154 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,862 - IT'S-- IT'S A BEAUTY. 155 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:49,500 - AND THIS IS MITCH TRYING TO GET THE WORM ON THE HOOK. 156 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,136 - UH-HUH. 157 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,240 - THIS IS MITCH LOOKING FOR THE WORM ON THE GROUND. 158 00:07:58,377 --> 00:07:59,777 - UH-HUH. 159 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:03,680 - AND HERE HE IS AFTER HE FOUND THE WORM. 160 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,182 - GEORGE, I-- I REALLY OUGHT TO GET BACK. 161 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:09,187 I'M-- I'M RACING THE CLOCK ON THESE EXPIRATION DATES. 162 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,155 - OH, SORRY. 163 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,391 JUST-- JUST LOOKING AT ALL THESE SHOTS OF MITCH, 164 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,693 I GET CARRIED AWAY. 165 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,562 - YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A-- 166 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,965 A BOY AND HIS-- AND HIS WORM. 167 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,802 - UNCLE GEORGE? 168 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,170 - "UNCLE GEORGE"! 169 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:28,472 I LOVE IT. IN HERE, MITCH. 170 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:33,710 OH, DICK, I'M BUILDING MITCH A WIGWAM OUT BACK AS A SURPRISE. 171 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:36,047 COULD YOU KEEP HIM BUSY FOR A MINUTE? 172 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,181 - SURE. 173 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,549 George: HI, MITCH. 174 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:39,784 - HI, UNCLE GEORGE. 175 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,086 HI, DICK. KNOW WHAT? 176 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:45,022 - UH, MITCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST-- JUST TELL ME? 177 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:49,160 - UNCLE GEORGE SAID WE GET TO GO DOWN TO YOUR TV STATION 178 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,062 AND SEE YOUR SHOW. 179 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:55,533 - OH, MITCH, I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED YET. 180 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,570 WE CAN'T JUST PUT DICK ON THE SPOT HERE. 181 00:08:58,605 --> 00:08:59,571 SO, DICK, WHAT IS IT? 182 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,238 YES OR NO? 183 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,509 - WELL, YOU CAN COME TO TOMORROW'S SHOW 184 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,644 IF YOU WANT TO. - ALL RIGHT! 185 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,648 - UH, MITCH, COULD YOU STAY IN HERE WITH DICK FOR A MINUTE? 186 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:13,083 I'M GETTING A BIG SURPRISE READY FOR YOU. 187 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,053 - OKAY, UNCLE GEORGE. 188 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,358 UNCLE GEORGE SAID YOUR PICTURES 189 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,160 ARE ON THE BACK OF YOUR BOOKS. 190 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,194 - UH... 191 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,666 HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 192 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,138 ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR. 193 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,706 - ( laughing ) 194 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,643 DICK, ARE ANY OF THE KIDS IN YOUR BOOK NAMED MITCH? 195 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,413 - UM, MOST-- MOST OF MY CHARACTERS TEND-- 196 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,348 TEND TO BE HAND TOOLS. 197 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,785 - OH. 198 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,554 ARE ANY OF YOUR TOOLS NAMED MITCH? 199 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,955 - NO. 200 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,228 BUT-- BUT I SUPPOSE IF-- IF I EVER NAMED ONE, 201 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,665 I COULD NAME IT, UH, MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH. 202 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,334 - WOW! 203 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:08,640 DICK, DO YOU EVER HAVE KIDS NAMED MITCH ON YOUR TV SHOW? 204 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,608 - NO. 205 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,244 NEVER-- NEVER EVER. 206 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,946 - BUT YOU COULD. 207 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,582 HEY, KNOW WHAT? 208 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,850 WE COULD BE IN A SHOW TOGETHER. 209 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,719 I COULD BE MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH 210 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:25,589 AND YOU COULD BE... DICK THE DRILL 211 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:31,362 AND WE COULD-- WE COULD FIGHT CRIME AND SAVE PEOPLE AND FLY! 212 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,498 - GREAT-- GREAT IDEA. 213 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:38,469 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, KIND OF BEEN DONE TO DEATH. 214 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,873 George: OKAY, MITCH. READY. 215 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,342 - OKAY! 216 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,409 WELL, BYE. 217 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,711 - BYE. 218 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,547 - KNOW WHAT, DICK? 219 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,714 - WHAT? 220 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,151 - I WISH YOU WERE MY BIG BROTHER. 221 00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:05,129 - OH, DICK, GREAT. I CAUGHT YOU. 222 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,831 CAN YOU GO OVER A COUPLE THINGS WITH ME BEFORE THE SHOW? 223 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:08,799 - UH, SURE. 224 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,734 - OKAY, LAST NIGHT STEPH SAID 225 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,803 SHE "TOOK A BATH AND WENT TO BED EARLY." 226 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,205 WAS THAT THE STRAIGHT ( indistinct )? 227 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,943 - MICHAEL, I'M ONLY WILLING TO TALK ABOUT TODAY'S SHOW. 228 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,211 - FINE. 229 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,447 WELL, WHILE PREPARING TODAY'S SHOW LAST NIGHT, 230 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,449 WHAT WAS STEPH DOING? 231 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,485 - MICHAEL. 232 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,786 - ALL RIGHT, DICK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER ME. 233 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,621 I'LL JUST WALK AWAY AND IF YOU DON'T STOP ME, 234 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:33,090 I'LL KNOW STEPH WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 235 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,296 WHEW! WELL, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW. 236 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,632 YOU ARE PLAYING ALONG WITH ME, AREN'T YOU, DICK? 237 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,102 - HIYA, DICK. 238 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,103 - OH, HI, MITCH. 239 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,304 WHERE'S-- WHERE'S GEORGE? 240 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,806 - HE'S STILL PARKING THE TRUCK. 241 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,841 I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 242 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:51,808 - LISTEN, 243 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,445 ( coughs ) MITCH, LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR. 244 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,380 Y-- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A-- 245 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,216 A FRIEND LIKE GEORGE 'CAUSE HE'S ONE-- 246 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,484 ONE TERRIFIC GUY. 247 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:01,485 - WOW! 248 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:05,123 IT'S JUST LIKE A REAL HOLLYWOOD STUDIO. 249 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,190 - NO. NO, IT ISN'T. 250 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:10,761 IT'S A TINY, LOW-BUDGET, HOLE-IN-THE WALL STATION. 251 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:11,762 George: HI, GUYS. 252 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,964 JUST LIKE A REAL HOLLYWOOD STUDIO, HUH? 253 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:15,932 - YEAH! 254 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,802 - IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO. 255 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:18,936 - THREE MINUTES, MR. LOUDON. 256 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,037 - THANK YOU. 257 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,143 - UH, DICK, THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE NEW LOBBY PORTRAIT. 258 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,244 SAY "CHEESE." 259 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,213 ( clicking ) 260 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,748 - YOU WANNA LOOK OVER THE CUE CARDS, MR. LOUDON? 261 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:31,983 - THEY'RE-- THEY'RE FINE. 262 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:32,983 - JUST LIKE BEING ON THE SET 263 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,286 OF "LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS." 264 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,788 - REALLY, IT'S NEVER-- IT'S NEVER LIKE THIS. 265 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:40,791 I MEAN, THIS IS A QUIET, INTELLECTUAL SHOW. 266 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,227 TODAY'S GUEST IS A-- A SCIENTIST WITH 267 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,595 THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. 268 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,696 BORING, RIGHT? 269 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,932 - OH, DICK, THE AGRICULTURE GUY CANCELED. 270 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:48,966 A LITTLE RADIOACTIVE MILK 271 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,868 AND SUDDENLY HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR US. 272 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:56,040 SO, MEET TODAY'S GUEST, THE AMAZING DWAYNE. 273 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,476 - YOU BOOKED A MAGICIAN? 274 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,845 - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. LOUDON. 275 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,913 I SAID, NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. LOUDON. 276 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,215 OH, I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 277 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,649 YOU HAVE AN EGG IN YOUR EAR. 278 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,684 - WOW! 279 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,152 - MICHAEL. 280 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,621 - I THINK WE'VE GOT OUR OPENING, DICK. 281 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:11,955 TRY TO REMEMBER HOW YOU REACTED. 282 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:13,190 IT WAS CUTE. 283 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,692 - ( chuckling ) 284 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,026 PRETTY NEAT, HUH, MITCH? 285 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,162 - YEAH! KNOW WHAT, GEORGE? 286 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,598 DICK SAID HE'S GONNA WRITE A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT ME. 287 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,499 - HE DID? - WHAT? 288 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,268 - YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 289 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,737 IT'S GONNA BE A TV SHOW TOO: 290 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,206 "MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH AND DICK THE DRILL." 291 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,075 WE'RE GONNA FIGHT CRIME AND FLY. 292 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,209 - WHAT? 293 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,344 - GEORGE, I-- I NEVER SAID 294 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,212 ANYTHING ABOUT A TELEVISION SHOW. 295 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,715 - BUT IT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT UNCLE DICK? 296 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,150 - "UNCLE DICK"? 297 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,083 - GEORGE... 298 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,352 - FIFTEEN SECONDS, MR. LOUDON. 299 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,587 CLEAR THE STAGE, PLEASE. 300 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,222 - WELL. WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU AND MITCH 301 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:48,992 HAVE QUITE A LOT PLANNED TOGETHER "UNCLE DICK." 302 00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:51,562 - GEORGE, CAN-- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER THE SHOW? 303 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,530 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 304 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,331 YOU AND MITCH MIGHT BE TOO BUSY 305 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:58,335 FIGHTING CRIME AND FLYING, UNCLE DICK . 306 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,604 - GEORGE... - FIVE SECONDS. 307 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,905 - YOU HOLLYWOOD TYPES DON'T CARE WHO YOU STEP ON, 308 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,341 DO YOU, UNCLE DICK ? 309 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,715 - MORNING, HONEY. 310 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,851 WELL, HASN'T-- HASN'T GEORGE COME DOWN YET? 311 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,320 I WAS HOPING TO TALK TO HIM. 312 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,255 - NOT YET AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HIM 313 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,591 AFTER THE SHOW YESTERDAY. 314 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,858 - HONEY, THE AMAZING DWAYNE 315 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,995 HAD ME JAMMED IN A BOX FULL OF SWORDS. 316 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,431 IT WASN'T LIKE I COULD MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. 317 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,969 IS THAT CINNAMON HOT CROSSES? 318 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,572 - OH, YEAH, AND THEY SHOULD BE JUST ABOUT READY 319 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,006 TO COME OUT OF THE OVEN. 320 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,678 - MI... CHAEL. 321 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,180 - STEPH, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE 322 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,849 FOR A COUPLE QUICK FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS? 323 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,318 - I KEEP TELLING YOU I WAS HOME ALL NIGHT. 324 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,454 STUPID, STUPID SPIRITS. 325 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,122 I WISH THEY'D JUST DROP DEAD. 326 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,025 FINGERS. 327 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,363 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU STIFFS, 328 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,068 WILL I BE UNFAITHFUL TO MICHAEL? 329 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:07,638 NO. 330 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,073 CASE CLOSED. 331 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,408 - I DON'T GET IT, STEPH. EVERY TIME I ASK 332 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,411 "WILL MY TRUE LOVE EVER BE UNFAITHFUL?" 333 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,982 YES. 334 00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:20,718 IT DOESN'T FIGURE. 335 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,252 THE ONLY WAY BOTH ANSWERS COULD BE RIGHT 336 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,721 IS IF YOU WEREN'T MY TRUE... 337 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,859 WELL, THIS THING'S OBVIOUSLY DEFECTIVE. 338 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,129 - FREEZE! 339 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,839 AM I MICHAEL'S TRUE LOVE? 340 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,777 "NO." 341 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,846 OKAY, THEN WHO IS? 342 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,218 "T-- 343 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,755 Z." 344 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,390 TZ? 345 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,493 - STEPH, I SWEAR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY-- ANY TZ. 346 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,162 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE SOME PIECE OF PLYWOOD ARE YOU? 347 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,400 IN FACT, I THINK "OUIJA" IS LATIN FOR-- FOR "SILLY." 348 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,543 - AH! LET ME PUT THESE BABIES OUT OF THEIR MISERY. 349 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,878 - HMM! WELL, LEAVE A FEW. 350 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,982 I THINK THE SMELL MIGHT LURE GEORGE OUT OF HIS ROOM. 351 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,917 - GOOD. THEN WE CAN TALK. 352 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:30,354 I MEAN, TWO ADULTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. 353 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,726 - MMM-MMM! CINNAMON HOT CROSSES. 354 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,395 - UH, GEORGE, ABOUT THIS BUSINESS WITH... 355 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,632 - GEE, I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING YOU CARED DEARLY ABOUT, 356 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,300 DID I UNCLE DICK? 357 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,709 - MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU TALKED TO MITCH. 358 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:55,613 - YEAH, AT LEAST I CAN COUNT ON HIM NOT TO ACT CHILDISH 359 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,415 ( shouting ) AND TAKE ALL MY BUNS! 360 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,059 - HI, UNCLE DICK. 361 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,428 - OH, HI MITCH. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 362 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:15,466 I-- I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT-- ABOUT UNCLE GEORGE. 363 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,201 - I JUST SAW HIM OUTSIDE. 364 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,604 HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO "TWIST THE KNIFE SOME MORE 365 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,038 WHY DON'T YOU." 366 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,942 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 367 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,312 - THAT'S JUST-- JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING "HI." 368 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,783 WHY-- WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? 369 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:33,818 - OH, BOY! 370 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,854 AN INTERVIEW JUST LIKE ON YOUR TV SHOW. 371 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,289 HERE, PRETEND THIS IS A MICROPHONE. 372 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,928 - UH, I-- I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE-- 373 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,796 YOU'RE REAL FOND OF ME. 374 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:50,734 I MEAN, TO YOU I MUST SEEM GLAMOROUS AND EXCITING, 375 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,504 ALMOST GODLIKE. 376 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,775 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 377 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,177 YOU'RE NOT TALKING INTO THE MIC. 378 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:07,417 - THANKS, BUT I-- I DON'T THINK YOU-- 379 00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:09,486 YOU LIKE ME FOR ME. 380 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,290 I THINK YOU LIKE ME FOR-- FOR WHAT I DO. 381 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:16,961 MY-- MY BEING A TALK SHOW HOST AND A WRITER 382 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:20,598 MUST SEEM GLAMOROUS TO YOU BUT IN REALITY IT'S-- 383 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,499 IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN... 384 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,035 GLITZ. 385 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,337 - GLITZ? 386 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,642 - GLITZ IS LIKE... - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 387 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,788 - GLITZ IS LIKE-- LIKE MR. T'S JEWELRY. 388 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,256 - MR. T? 389 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:50,594 - MR. T WEARS A-- A LOT OF GOLD AND SILVER, BUT-- 390 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,130 BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT GLITTER HE'S-- 391 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,132 HE'S JUST YOUR AVERAGE... 392 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,939 WELL, MR. T MAY NOT BE THE BEST EXAMPLE, BUT... 393 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:05,943 YOU GET-- YOU GOT MY POINT. 394 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,411 - YEAH! YOU KNOW MR. T. 395 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,114 CAN HE BE ON THE "MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH SHOW"? 396 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,586 - THERE-- THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY SHOW AND I-- 397 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,421 I DON'T KNOW MR. T. 398 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:21,759 I'M JUST A-- A REGULAR GUY WHO-- 399 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,596 WHO WANDERS DOWN TO A TINY, DINGY TV STUDIO 400 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:32,503 AND DOES A PATHETIC, LOW-BUDGET SHOW 401 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,906 THAT DOESN'T EVEN DRAW AS MUCH OF AN AUDIENCE 402 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,410 AS "SEWING WITH SUSIE." 403 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,780 - WELL, YOU STILL WRITE THOSE ADVENTURE BOOKS. 404 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,016 - THEY'RE HOW-TO BOOKS. 405 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,217 NO ONE-- NO ONE READS THEM. 406 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,320 THEY JUST REFER TO 'EM 407 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:58,228 AND SPILL PAINT ON 'EM AND VARNISH. 408 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,334 NOBODY CARES WHO EVEN-- WHO EVEN WRITES THEM. 409 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,238 GOD! 410 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,580 - OH, GEE. 411 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,982 MICKEY'S HAND IS ON THE THREE. 412 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,884 I'D LIKE TO STAY AND TALK TO YOU, DICK, 413 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:24,587 BUT I, UH, I REALLY WANTED TO GET IN SOME BIKE RIDING. 414 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:25,922 SEE YOU AROUND. 415 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,829 - SO, HOW'D IT GO? 416 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,466 HONEY? 417 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,268 - I'M NOTHING. 418 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,175 - HI. 419 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,777 - OH, HI, MITCH. 420 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,212 - WHAT'CHA DOIN'? 421 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:54,384 - OH, JUST HANGING A BORING PICTURE ON THE STUPID WALL. 422 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,153 - REALLY? CAN I WATCH? 423 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,489 - WOULDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER TIME WITH DICK? 424 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,492 - WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY AND EVERYTHING, 425 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:06,530 BUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, HE'S MOSTLY GLITZ. 426 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,700 - OH. 427 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:11,968 - GEORGE? 428 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,403 ( banging ) 429 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,005 - YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME HOW TO HAMMER A NAIL 430 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,574 WITHOUT HITTING MY FINGERS. 431 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,910 - WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 432 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,279 UP PERISCOPE. 433 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,247 - YEAH. 434 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,316 - NOW, THE TRICK IS TAKE CAREFUL AIM, 435 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,953 HOLD THE NAIL STEADY, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE HEAD. 436 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,321 ( tapping ) 437 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,689 - KNOW WHAT, UNCLE GEORGE? 438 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,058 - WHAT? 439 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,993 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER. 440 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,098 ( sighs happily ) 441 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,337 - MY MISTAKE, MRS. ZIMMER. 442 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,673 I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER TZ. 443 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,245 IT WAS NICE TALKING WITH YOU 444 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,647 AND I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU A HUSSY. 445 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,387 - STEPH, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING TO ME 446 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,890 BUT CAN I USE THE PHONE? MY CAR JUST BROKE DOWN. 447 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:07,857 - I'M SORRY MICHAEL. 448 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,593 THIS PHONE IS ONLY FOR GUESTS OF THE INN 449 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,461 AND PEOPLE WHO ARE FAITHFUL TO ME. 450 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,663 - PLEASE, STEPH. 451 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,032 THE TURBO Z IS STALLED AT AN INTERSECTION. 452 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,599 SHE COULD GET SMASHED. 453 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,734 ( sighs ) 454 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,437 I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE BROKE DOWN LIKE THAT. 455 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,473 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO RELIABLE, 456 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,708 LIKE A TRUE AND FAITHFUL... 457 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,513 - "TZ." 458 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,615 TURBO Z? 459 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:34,851 - NOW, STEPH! 460 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,920 - YOU LOVE THAT HEAP MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME? 461 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,822 - NOT AT ALL. YOU'RE NECK-AND-NECK. 462 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,124 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT TURBO CHARGE, 463 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,192 THERE'D BE NO CONTEST. 464 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,426 - OUT! 465 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:52,469 ( music playing ) 466 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,662 ( meow ) 32826

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