Original subtitles

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- OKAY, HERE'S HOW SENOR OUIJA BOARD WORKS.

YOU ASK THE SPIRITS A QUESTION

AND THEY'LL RESPOND BY MOVING THIS TO "YES," "NO,"

OR IT'LL SPELL SOMETHING OUT ON THESE LETTERS.

- AND IT'S AT THIS POINT I'LL BE HAVING FUN?

- MORE FUN THAN SPLASHING

BADLY-DRESSED PEDESTRIANS IN THE TURBO Z.

- OOH!

THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX.

- ( chuckling ) ALL RIGHT!

LET'S COMMUNICATE WITH THE HEREAFTER.

WE CAN TALK TO ANY HISTORICAL FIGURE WE WANT, LIKE...

- CLEOPATRA'S DEAD, ISN'T SHE?

- THAT'S THE RUMOR.

- WELL, I'D BE INTERESTED TO KNOW

WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP SHE USED.

- ALL RIGHT! NOW WE'RE ROLLING.

EARTH TO CLEO.

- HEY, DICK, JOANNA, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE?

I NEED SOMEONE TO CHECK THIS APPLICATION.

- "THE VERMONT FAMILY SUPPORT LEAGUE."

YOU'RE APPLYING TO BE LIKE A BIG BROTHER?

GEORGE, THAT'S TERRIFIC.

- WELL, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO

FOR A KID THAT NEEDS A BUDDY.

I FIGURE I CAN TAKE HIM HIKING OR FISHING,

TO A BALL GAME, BACK FROM A BALL GAME TOO.

- ( coughs ) SO-- LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

"NAME: GEORGE UTLEY.

OCCUPATION: HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS,

STRATFORD INNS OF AMERICA"?

- YOU WERE HONORED BY THE SOCIETY

FOR SEMI-AQUATIC ANIMALS?

- YEAH. YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR

WHEN THEY ROASTED ME DOWN AT THE BEAVER LODGE.

- GEORGE, MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO BE AS UP-FRONT AS POSSIBLE

WITH YOUR ANSWERS.

- YEAH, GEORGE, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC GUY.

YOU DON'T NEED TO EXAGGERATE.

- WELL, I GUESS IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF EXTRA APPLICATIONS

UP IN MY PENTHOUSE SUITE.

WELL, IT IS ON THE TOP FLOOR OF THE GARAGE.

- L...

E.

CLEOPATRA USED THAT ON HER FACE?

EWW! HANG UP ON HER.

- WELL, IF HISTORY'S GONNA GROSS US OUT,

LET'S TRY THE FUTURE.

OKAY, TELL ME THIS, OUIJ:

WILL MY TRUE LOVE BE FOREVER FAITHFUL?

"NO."

- WHAT?

- WELL, WE'RE OBVIOUSLY EXPERIENCING

A SLIGHT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY.

LET ME TRY REPHRASING THE QUESTION.

WILL MY TRUE LOVE EVER BE UNFAITHFUL?

"YES."

- MICHAEL, I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.

IT'S SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME.

- WELL, NOT TO WORRY, STEPH.

IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE BELIEVES THIS SILLY STUFF.

- GOOD. I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN TO GET US SOME DRINKS.

- I'LL COME WITH YOU.

- I WONDER HOW GEORGE IS HITTING IT OFF

WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER.

- WELL, ANY KID THAT DOESN'T GO NUTS FOR GEORGE IS A JERK.

- TRUE, BUT HE WAS AWFULLY NERVOUS WHEN HE LEFT.

I THINK HE MUST'VE POLISHED HIS REEL FOUR TIMES.

Michael: CALLING ALL CUPCAKES!

CALLING ALL CUPCAKES!

( CHUCKLING ) HI, DICK.

LADY DICK.

I JUST WANT TO MENTION, DICK,

ON SUNDAY I'VE GOT A PHOTOGRAPHER COMING

TO TAKE A NEW PICTURE OF YOU FOR THE STATION LOBBY.

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE?

- IT'S NO LONGER ACCURATE,

UNLESS YOU WERE PLANNING ON GROWING

A GOATEE AND MOUSE EARS.

- SOMEBODY DREW ON IT?

- HI, MICHAEL.

- AW, STEPH, I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T CANCEL TONIGHT'S DATE.

- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN ABOUT LAST NIGHT?

MY CURLING IRON AND HOT ROLLERS

WENT ON THE BLINK AT THE SAME TIME.

NOW, I COULDN'T LET YOU SEE MY HAIR

WITHOUT ITS NATURAL CURL AND BOUNCE.

- I BELIEVE EVERY WORD, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S--

IT'S KIND OF A COINCIDENCE.

- THE IRON AND ROLLERS ARE RIGHT UPSTAIRS

IF YOU WANT TO CHECK.

- STEPH, I WOULDN'T DEMEAN OUR RELATIONSHIP

BY GOING UPSTAIRS TO VERIFY YOUR STORY.

WE CAN CHECK IT OUT RIGHT HERE WITH OUR FRIEND, THE OUIJ.

- MICHAEL, IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT BOARD AWAY,

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED IT TO COMMUNICATE WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

- AWAY IT IS AND AWAY WE GO.

Dick: HONEY, PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER LET A--

A BOARD GAME COME BETWEEN US.

- LOW BRIDGE. LOOK OUT.

OKAY, DOWN PERISCOPE.

( ticking )

- PERISCOPE DOWN, UNCLE GEORGE, SIR.

- DICK AND JOANNA LOUDON,

THIS IS MITCH STEVENS AND I'M UNCLE GEORGE.

- HI, MITCH. - HELLO.

- LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAD A GREAT DAY.

- WE DID.

THEY DIDN'T.

DICK AND JOANNA OWN THIS WHOLE INN.

- REALLY?

- EVERY WALL, AND DICK HERE WRITES ALL SORTS OF BOOKS.

- WOW! YOU MEAN, LIKE, "HORTON HEARS A WHO"?

- UM, MORE LIKE "HORTON BUILDS A BARBECUE."

- AND DICK HERE IS THE STAR OF HIS VERY OWN TV SHOW.

- WOW!

- WELL, I'D HARDLY SAY "STAR," GEORGE.

MORE LIKE A PERSONALITY.

- WOW! KNOW WHAT?

- UH, NO.

- UNCLE GEORGE IS GONNA TEACH ME TO HAMMER

WITHOUT HITTING MY FINGERS.

- OH THAT'S-- THAT'S-- THAT'S SWELL.

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

- I-- I DON'T THINK SO.

- UNCLE GEORGE IS COMING OVER

AND WE'RE GONNA BUILD A TREE HOUSE.

- WELL, AGAIN, I'D PUT THAT IN THE--

IN THE "SWELL" CATEGORY.

- IT'S GONNA BE 12 FEET HIGH.

- GREAT!

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

- MMM-MMM.

- YOU SHOULDN'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

- UH, MITCH, WE-- WE SHOULD LET DICK EAT.

HE LOVES PLAYING "KNOW WHAT."

- LOOKS LIKE HE'S A CHAMP AT IT.

- MITCH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT HERE.

I'VE GOT A LOT OF MESSY FISH CLEANING TO DO.

- OH BOY!

FISH GUTS.

- HEY, DICK, LOOK WHAT I...

OH, OH. SORRY.

YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

- NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT GEORGE.

JOANNA ASKED ME TO CLIP THESE CENTS-OFF COUPONS

AND I ACCIDENTALLY SAID YES.

SO, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S UP?

- I JUST GOT THE PICTURES BACK OF MY FISHING TRIP WITH MITCH.

- OH, GREAT.

- HERE'S MITCH HOLDING HIS FIRST WORM.

- IT'S-- IT'S A BEAUTY.

- AND THIS IS MITCH TRYING TO GET THE WORM ON THE HOOK.

- UH-HUH.

- THIS IS MITCH LOOKING FOR THE WORM ON THE GROUND.

- UH-HUH.

- AND HERE HE IS AFTER HE FOUND THE WORM.

- GEORGE, I-- I REALLY OUGHT TO GET BACK.

I'M-- I'M RACING THE CLOCK ON THESE EXPIRATION DATES.

- OH, SORRY.

JUST-- JUST LOOKING AT ALL THESE SHOTS OF MITCH,

I GET CARRIED AWAY.

- YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A--

A BOY AND HIS-- AND HIS WORM.

- UNCLE GEORGE?

- "UNCLE GEORGE"!

I LOVE IT. IN HERE, MITCH.

OH, DICK, I'M BUILDING MITCH A WIGWAM OUT BACK AS A SURPRISE.

COULD YOU KEEP HIM BUSY FOR A MINUTE?

- SURE.

George: HI, MITCH.

- HI, UNCLE GEORGE.

HI, DICK. KNOW WHAT?

- UH, MITCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST-- JUST TELL ME?

- UNCLE GEORGE SAID WE GET TO GO DOWN TO YOUR TV STATION

AND SEE YOUR SHOW.

- OH, MITCH, I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED YET.

WE CAN'T JUST PUT DICK ON THE SPOT HERE.

SO, DICK, WHAT IS IT?

YES OR NO?

- WELL, YOU CAN COME TO TOMORROW'S SHOW

IF YOU WANT TO. - ALL RIGHT!

- UH, MITCH, COULD YOU STAY IN HERE WITH DICK FOR A MINUTE?

I'M GETTING A BIG SURPRISE READY FOR YOU.

- OKAY, UNCLE GEORGE.

UNCLE GEORGE SAID YOUR PICTURES

ARE ON THE BACK OF YOUR BOOKS.

- UH...

HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR.

- ( laughing )

DICK, ARE ANY OF THE KIDS IN YOUR BOOK NAMED MITCH?

- UM, MOST-- MOST OF MY CHARACTERS TEND--

TEND TO BE HAND TOOLS.

- OH.

ARE ANY OF YOUR TOOLS NAMED MITCH?

- NO.

BUT-- BUT I SUPPOSE IF-- IF I EVER NAMED ONE,

I COULD NAME IT, UH, MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH.

- WOW!

DICK, DO YOU EVER HAVE KIDS NAMED MITCH ON YOUR TV SHOW?

- NO.

NEVER-- NEVER EVER.

- BUT YOU COULD.

HEY, KNOW WHAT?

WE COULD BE IN A SHOW TOGETHER.

I COULD BE MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH

AND YOU COULD BE... DICK THE DRILL

AND WE COULD-- WE COULD FIGHT CRIME AND SAVE PEOPLE AND FLY!

- GREAT-- GREAT IDEA.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, KIND OF BEEN DONE TO DEATH.

George: OKAY, MITCH. READY.

- OKAY!

WELL, BYE.

- BYE.

- KNOW WHAT, DICK?

- WHAT?

- I WISH YOU WERE MY BIG BROTHER.

- OH, DICK, GREAT. I CAUGHT YOU.

CAN YOU GO OVER A COUPLE THINGS WITH ME BEFORE THE SHOW?

- UH, SURE.

- OKAY, LAST NIGHT STEPH SAID

SHE "TOOK A BATH AND WENT TO BED EARLY."

WAS THAT THE STRAIGHT ( indistinct )?

- MICHAEL, I'M ONLY WILLING TO TALK ABOUT TODAY'S SHOW.

- FINE.

WELL, WHILE PREPARING TODAY'S SHOW LAST NIGHT,

WHAT WAS STEPH DOING?

- MICHAEL.

- ALL RIGHT, DICK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER ME.

I'LL JUST WALK AWAY AND IF YOU DON'T STOP ME,

I'LL KNOW STEPH WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.

WHEW! WELL, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.

YOU ARE PLAYING ALONG WITH ME, AREN'T YOU, DICK?

- HIYA, DICK.

- OH, HI, MITCH.

WHERE'S-- WHERE'S GEORGE?

- HE'S STILL PARKING THE TRUCK.

I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

- LISTEN,

( coughs ) MITCH, LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR.

Y-- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A--

A FRIEND LIKE GEORGE 'CAUSE HE'S ONE--

ONE TERRIFIC GUY.

- WOW!

IT'S JUST LIKE A REAL HOLLYWOOD STUDIO.

- NO. NO, IT ISN'T.

IT'S A TINY, LOW-BUDGET, HOLE-IN-THE WALL STATION.

George: HI, GUYS.

JUST LIKE A REAL HOLLYWOOD STUDIO, HUH?

- YEAH!

- IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO.

- THREE MINUTES, MR. LOUDON.

- THANK YOU.

- UH, DICK, THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE NEW LOBBY PORTRAIT.

SAY "CHEESE."

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- YOU WANNA LOOK OVER THE CUE CARDS, MR. LOUDON?

- THEY'RE-- THEY'RE FINE.

- JUST LIKE BEING ON THE SET

OF "LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS."

- REALLY, IT'S NEVER-- IT'S NEVER LIKE THIS.

I MEAN, THIS IS A QUIET, INTELLECTUAL SHOW.

TODAY'S GUEST IS A-- A SCIENTIST WITH

THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE.

BORING, RIGHT?

- OH, DICK, THE AGRICULTURE GUY CANCELED.

A LITTLE RADIOACTIVE MILK

AND SUDDENLY HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR US.

SO, MEET TODAY'S GUEST, THE AMAZING DWAYNE.

- YOU BOOKED A MAGICIAN?

- NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. LOUDON.

I SAID, NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. LOUDON.

OH, I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

YOU HAVE AN EGG IN YOUR EAR.

- WOW!

- MICHAEL.

- I THINK WE'VE GOT OUR OPENING, DICK.

TRY TO REMEMBER HOW YOU REACTED.

IT WAS CUTE.

- ( chuckling )

PRETTY NEAT, HUH, MITCH?

- YEAH! KNOW WHAT, GEORGE?

DICK SAID HE'S GONNA WRITE A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT ME.

- HE DID? - WHAT?

- YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

IT'S GONNA BE A TV SHOW TOO:

"MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH AND DICK THE DRILL."

WE'RE GONNA FIGHT CRIME AND FLY.

- WHAT?

- GEORGE, I-- I NEVER SAID

ANYTHING ABOUT A TELEVISION SHOW.

- BUT IT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT UNCLE DICK?

- "UNCLE DICK"?

- GEORGE...

- FIFTEEN SECONDS, MR. LOUDON.

CLEAR THE STAGE, PLEASE.

- WELL. WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU AND MITCH

HAVE QUITE A LOT PLANNED TOGETHER "UNCLE DICK."

- GEORGE, CAN-- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER THE SHOW?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU AND MITCH MIGHT BE TOO BUSY

FIGHTING CRIME AND FLYING, UNCLE DICK .

- GEORGE... - FIVE SECONDS.

- YOU HOLLYWOOD TYPES DON'T CARE WHO YOU STEP ON,

DO YOU, UNCLE DICK ?

- MORNING, HONEY.

WELL, HASN'T-- HASN'T GEORGE COME DOWN YET?

I WAS HOPING TO TALK TO HIM.

- NOT YET AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HIM

AFTER THE SHOW YESTERDAY.

- HONEY, THE AMAZING DWAYNE

HAD ME JAMMED IN A BOX FULL OF SWORDS.

IT WASN'T LIKE I COULD MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.

IS THAT CINNAMON HOT CROSSES?

- OH, YEAH, AND THEY SHOULD BE JUST ABOUT READY

TO COME OUT OF THE OVEN.

- MI... CHAEL.

- STEPH, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE

FOR A COUPLE QUICK FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS?

- I KEEP TELLING YOU I WAS HOME ALL NIGHT.

STUPID, STUPID SPIRITS.

I WISH THEY'D JUST DROP DEAD.

FINGERS.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU STIFFS,

WILL I BE UNFAITHFUL TO MICHAEL?

NO.

CASE CLOSED.

- I DON'T GET IT, STEPH. EVERY TIME I ASK

"WILL MY TRUE LOVE EVER BE UNFAITHFUL?"

YES.

IT DOESN'T FIGURE.

THE ONLY WAY BOTH ANSWERS COULD BE RIGHT

IS IF YOU WEREN'T MY TRUE...

WELL, THIS THING'S OBVIOUSLY DEFECTIVE.

- FREEZE!

AM I MICHAEL'S TRUE LOVE?

"NO."

OKAY, THEN WHO IS?

"T--

Z."

TZ?

- STEPH, I SWEAR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY-- ANY TZ.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE SOME PIECE OF PLYWOOD ARE YOU?

IN FACT, I THINK "OUIJA" IS LATIN FOR-- FOR "SILLY."

- AH! LET ME PUT THESE BABIES OUT OF THEIR MISERY.

- HMM! WELL, LEAVE A FEW.

I THINK THE SMELL MIGHT LURE GEORGE OUT OF HIS ROOM.

- GOOD. THEN WE CAN TALK.

I MEAN, TWO ADULTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.

- MMM-MMM! CINNAMON HOT CROSSES.

- UH, GEORGE, ABOUT THIS BUSINESS WITH...

- GEE, I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING YOU CARED DEARLY ABOUT,

DID I UNCLE DICK?

- MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU TALKED TO MITCH.

- YEAH, AT LEAST I CAN COUNT ON HIM NOT TO ACT CHILDISH

( shouting ) AND TAKE ALL MY BUNS!

- HI, UNCLE DICK.

- OH, HI MITCH. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

I-- I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT-- ABOUT UNCLE GEORGE.

- I JUST SAW HIM OUTSIDE.

HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO "TWIST THE KNIFE SOME MORE

WHY DON'T YOU."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- THAT'S JUST-- JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING "HI."

WHY-- WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

- OH, BOY!

AN INTERVIEW JUST LIKE ON YOUR TV SHOW.

HERE, PRETEND THIS IS A MICROPHONE.

- UH, I-- I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE--

YOU'RE REAL FOND OF ME.

I MEAN, TO YOU I MUST SEEM GLAMOROUS AND EXCITING,

ALMOST GODLIKE.

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

YOU'RE NOT TALKING INTO THE MIC.

- THANKS, BUT I-- I DON'T THINK YOU--

YOU LIKE ME FOR ME.

I THINK YOU LIKE ME FOR-- FOR WHAT I DO.

MY-- MY BEING A TALK SHOW HOST AND A WRITER

MUST SEEM GLAMOROUS TO YOU BUT IN REALITY IT'S--

IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN...

GLITZ.

- GLITZ?

- GLITZ IS LIKE... - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

- GLITZ IS LIKE-- LIKE MR. T'S JEWELRY.

- MR. T?

- MR. T WEARS A-- A LOT OF GOLD AND SILVER, BUT--

BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT GLITTER HE'S--

HE'S JUST YOUR AVERAGE...

WELL, MR. T MAY NOT BE THE BEST EXAMPLE, BUT...

YOU GET-- YOU GOT MY POINT.

- YEAH! YOU KNOW MR. T.

CAN HE BE ON THE "MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH SHOW"?

- THERE-- THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY SHOW AND I--

I DON'T KNOW MR. T.

I'M JUST A-- A REGULAR GUY WHO--

WHO WANDERS DOWN TO A TINY, DINGY TV STUDIO

AND DOES A PATHETIC, LOW-BUDGET SHOW

THAT DOESN'T EVEN DRAW AS MUCH OF AN AUDIENCE

AS "SEWING WITH SUSIE."

- WELL, YOU STILL WRITE THOSE ADVENTURE BOOKS.

- THEY'RE HOW-TO BOOKS.

NO ONE-- NO ONE READS THEM.

THEY JUST REFER TO 'EM

AND SPILL PAINT ON 'EM AND VARNISH.

NOBODY CARES WHO EVEN-- WHO EVEN WRITES THEM.

GOD!

- OH, GEE.

MICKEY'S HAND IS ON THE THREE.

I'D LIKE TO STAY AND TALK TO YOU, DICK,

BUT I, UH, I REALLY WANTED TO GET IN SOME BIKE RIDING.

SEE YOU AROUND.

- SO, HOW'D IT GO?

HONEY?

- I'M NOTHING.

- HI.

- OH, HI, MITCH.

- WHAT'CHA DOIN'?

- OH, JUST HANGING A BORING PICTURE ON THE STUPID WALL.

- REALLY? CAN I WATCH?

- WOULDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER TIME WITH DICK?

- WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY AND EVERYTHING,

BUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, HE'S MOSTLY GLITZ.

- OH.

- GEORGE?

( banging )

- YOU WERE GONNA SHOW ME HOW TO HAMMER A NAIL

WITHOUT HITTING MY FINGERS.

- WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

UP PERISCOPE.

- YEAH.

- NOW, THE TRICK IS TAKE CAREFUL AIM,

HOLD THE NAIL STEADY, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE HEAD.

( tapping )

- KNOW WHAT, UNCLE GEORGE?

- WHAT?

- I'M GLAD YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER.

( sighs happily )

- MY MISTAKE, MRS. ZIMMER.

I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER TZ.

IT WAS NICE TALKING WITH YOU

AND I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU A HUSSY.

- STEPH, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING TO ME

BUT CAN I USE THE PHONE? MY CAR JUST BROKE DOWN.

- I'M SORRY MICHAEL.

THIS PHONE IS ONLY FOR GUESTS OF THE INN

AND PEOPLE WHO ARE FAITHFUL TO ME.

- PLEASE, STEPH.

THE TURBO Z IS STALLED AT AN INTERSECTION.

SHE COULD GET SMASHED.

( sighs )

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE BROKE DOWN LIKE THAT.

SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO RELIABLE,

LIKE A TRUE AND FAITHFUL...

- "TZ."

TURBO Z?

- NOW, STEPH!

- YOU LOVE THAT HEAP MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME?

- NOT AT ALL. YOU'RE NECK-AND-NECK.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT TURBO CHARGE,

THERE'D BE NO CONTEST.

- OUT!

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( meow )