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( theme music playing )
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- HI STEPHANIE.
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YOU'VE ONLY GOT
ONE SLIPPER ON.
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- THAT STUPID BIRD
WOKE ME UP AT DAWN
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SO I THREW MY SLIPPER AT IT.
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WHY CAN'T WILDLIFE SLEEP IN?
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- WHAT KIND OF BIRD WAS IT?
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- IT HAD A SPECKLED FRONT
AND RINGS AROUND ITS EYES.
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- OH, THAT'S A HERMIT THRUSH.
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YOU SHOULDN'T THROW
THINGS AT A SONGBIRD.
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- GEORGE, I WOULD HAVE THROWN
SOMETHING AT DIANA ROSS
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IF SHE'D BEEN SINGING
IN MY TREE.
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I BETTER GO FIND
MY OTHER SLIPPER.
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- MORNING, GEORGE.
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- MORNING, DICK.
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CAN I BORROW A SUITCASE?
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I'VE WON A TRIP.
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- CONGRATULATIONS.
WHERE TO?
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- HOW DOES THE LARGE-MOUTH
BASS BONANZA SOUND?
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- SOUNDS LIKE I WON'T BE
WANTING THE SUITCASE BACK.
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HOW'D YOU WIN IT?
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- I WAS ONE OF THE 10 BEAVERS
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THAT SOLD THE MOST NIGHT
CRAWLERS IN OUR CHARITY DRIVE.
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- AH, BET THE GIRL SCOUTS
WISH THEY'D HAVE
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THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE
THEY GOT INTO THAT COOKIE THING.
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I'LL GET YOU THAT SUITCASE.
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- AH, THANKS.
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- GEORGE, WHAT DID YOU MEAN
WHEN YOU SAID
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I SHOULDN'T THROW THINGS
AT A SONGBIRD?
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- WELL, SONGBIRDS
ARE PROTECTED BY LAW.
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THERE'S A SERIOUS PUNISHMENT
FOR KILLING THEM.
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SO DID YOU FIND
YOUR OTHER SLIPPER?
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- NOPE.
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- THERE YOU GO, GEORGE.
- AH, THANKS, DICK.
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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
INTO LARGE MEETINGS
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BUT YOU'RE IN FOR SOME FUN
IF YOU DROP BY TONIGHT.
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THEY'RE GOING TO POST THE NAMES
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OF THE TOP 10 NIGHT CRAWLER
SALESMEN
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AND MY NAME'S GONNA BE UP THERE.
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- SORRY, GEORGE, BUT I'M AFRAID
IF I SAW THAT LIST,
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THE REST OF MY LIFE
WOULD SEEM DRAB.
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- I UNDERSTAND.
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- DICK, HONEY, DON'T FORGET
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TO FINISH
UP YOUR WORK EARLY TONIGHT.
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THIS THURSDAY WE'RE GONNA TRY
OUT THAT FOLK DANCING CLASS.
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- DAMN IT.
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I WISH YOU'D
REMINDED ME EARLIER.
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I JUST PROMISED GEORGE I'D GO
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TO THE BEAVER LODGE MEETING
TONIGHT.
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- DICK, YOU NEVER GO
TO THOSE MEETINGS.
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- I DO WHEN THERE'S A LIST.
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- BOY, A BEAVERS MEETING.
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HERE'S YOUR MUG, DICK.
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I DON'T SEE
HOW YOU CAN STAY AWAY
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FROM ALL THIS THE WAY YOU DO.
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- GEORGE, IT REALLY HASN'T BEEN
THAT LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.
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- HEY, HEY, HEY!
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NICE TO SEE YOU, LOUDON.
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( laughing )
MUST BE HAVING TROUBLE AT HOME.
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- THERE'S THAT LIST.
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OKAY, DICK, GET READY
TO READ MY NAME.
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IT'S NOT ON THERE.
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- WHY NOT?
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- WELL, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
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I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS GUY,
LIONEL.
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- OH, HE'S A REAL NICE GUY.
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HE AND I DO THE SAME THING
FOR A LIVING.
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WE'RE BOTH LOOKING FOR WORK.
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- HOW MUCH BAIT
DID LIONEL SELL?
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- WELL, THERE AGAIN WE'RE CUT
FROM THE SAME CLOTH.
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NONE.
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BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS, HE WASN'T
ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE.
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HE'S NOT A BEAVER.
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HE'S BUCK'S BROTHER-IN-LAW.
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- WHO'S BUCK?
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- BUCK'S OUR CHAIR BEAVER.
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- BUT, GEORGE,
YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST
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AND THE CHAIR BEAVER'S
BROTHER-IN-LAW IS.
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HE DIDN'T SELL WORM ONE.
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- TAKE IT EASY, DICK.
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I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
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BUCK?
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- GEORGE!
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- CAN I TALK TO YOU A SECOND?
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ABOUT THAT LIST.
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- OH, GEORGE, I REALLY
WANT TO THANK YOU.
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- FOR WHAT?
- FOR JUST BEING YOU.
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THERE'D BE NO LIVING
WITH MY WIFE IF HER KID BROTHER
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DIDN'T GET TO GO ON THAT TRIP.
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"WHO," I KEPT SAYING,
"WHO IS GOING TO BE
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SENSITIVE ENOUGH TO LET LIONEL
GO IN HIS PLACE WITHOUT A FUSS?"
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- ME?
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- NOBODY ELSE
WAS IN THE RUNNING.
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- WOW, THANKS, BUCK.
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I OWE YOU ONE.
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- LET'S GO, BOYS.
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- GEORGE,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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- YEAH.
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BUCK DOESN'T HAND OUT
COMPLIMENTS EASILY.
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- MEETING IS IN ORDER.
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WALLY WILL READ
LAST WEEK'S MINUTES.
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- GEORGE, HOW CAN YOU
LET THEM CON YOU LIKE THIS?
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I MEAN, YOU WERE
SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT TRIP.
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- THAT'S WHEN
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING.
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- THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
TONIGHT IS TO DECIDE WHETHER
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WE'RE GONNA GET THE FURNACE
FIXED THIS WINTER
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OR TO BUY ONE OF THEM
FANCY NEW KEG TAPPERS.
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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF THE FURNACE,
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RAISE YOUR HAND.
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- GEORGE, YOU DESERVE THAT TRIP
MORE THAN ANYBODY.
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- LEAVE IT ALONE, DICK.
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THE BEAVERS NEVER DO ANYTHING
WITHOUT A REAL GOOD REASON.
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- ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF THE KEG TAPPER?
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( chattering )
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KEG TAPPER HAS IT.
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IS THERE ANY FURTHER BUSINESS?
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- GEORGE.
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- OKAY, THEN I MOVE WE ADJOURN,
HIT THE BEER
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AND DRINK A TOAST
TO THE BASS BONANZA TEN.
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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR.
All Together: AYE!
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- I'VE BEEN CHEATED.
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I SOLD 138 DOZEN WORMS
AND YOU'RE LETTING SOME GUY'S
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BROTHER-IN-LAW GO
ON THAT TRIP IN MY PLACE.
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YOU BEAVERS ARE
PIG-FAT SLIME-BUCKETS.
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- GEORGE.
- NO MORE COACHING, DICK.
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I CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE.
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- AH, LOUDON
PUT YOU UP TO THIS.
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- SO WHAT IF HE DID.
LET ME SAY MY PIECE.
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- OKAY.
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OKAY.
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LET'S BE FAIR ABOUT THIS.
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NOW BEAVERS, WOULD YOU RATHER
CONTINUE THE MEETING
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WITH A LENGTHY DEBATE
OR ADJOURN AND DRINK BEER?
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All Together:
BEER!
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- MOTION CARRIED.
MEETING ADJOURNED.
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- HEY, HEY, HEY!
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THIS STINKS ON ICE.
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IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU'RE GONNA TREAT A BROTHER--
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- GEORGE, GEORGE, DON'T SAY
SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA REGRET.
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- I QUIT.
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- SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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- WILDLIFE COMMISSION?
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I WAS HAVING A DISCUSSION
WITH ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS
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ABOUT THINGS
LIKE HAIR STREAKING,
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LEG WAXING AND SONGBIRDS.
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AND I WAS TELLING HER HOW
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL
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TO KILL A SONGBIRD--
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OH, IT IS?
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EVEN IF IT DIDN'T SING
VERY WELL?
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WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ENFORCE A SILLY LAW LIKE THAT
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AND ALLOW PEOPLE WHO PAINT
BULLFIGHTERS ON VELVET
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TO GO SCOT-FREE.
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- HI, STEPHANIE.
Stephanie: HI.
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- DICK?
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HONEY,
DO THE BEAVERS BLAME YOU
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BECAUSE GEORGE QUIT THE LODGE?
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- WHY DO YOU ASK?
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- WELL, I FOUND THIS
MELTED MUG IN THE MAILBOX.
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- WELL, THEY'RE EITHER MAD AT ME
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OR THIS BELONGS
TO A GUY NAMED "YICK."
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- HI.
I'M LARRY.
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THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL,
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AND THIS
IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL.
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- HI. I'M JOANNA
AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND YICK.
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- MAKE A NOTE, DARRYL.
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I GUESS WE HAD THAT WRONG.
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- MISS STEPHANIE, WE WAS DOWN
AT THE TOWN DUMP,
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WINDOW SHOPPING, AND WE CAME
UPON YOUR SLIPPER.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT BELONGS TO ME?
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- BY THE DELICATE SCENT.
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- THANK YOU.
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- SAY NO MORE.
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BYE, MISS STEPHANIE.
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YICK.
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- STEPHANIE, WHAT WAS YOUR
SLIPPER DOING AT THE DUMP?
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- JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE MY EMPLOYER
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DOES NOT GIVE YOU
THE RIGHT TO PRY
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INTO THE WHEREABOUTS
OF MY FOOTWEAR.
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- DICK, I'VE GOT
A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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LOOK WHAT THEY DID
TO YOUR MUG.
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- IT'S OKAY, GEORGE,
I DON'T MIND.
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- I DO.
MUG MELTING USED TO BE MY JOB.
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LOOK AT THAT, YICK.
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IF I'D DONE IT,
IT WOULD HAVE SAID "BLECKY."
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- IT'S A DYING ART.
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- WELL, I'M PUTTING
THE BEAVERS BEHIND ME.
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I WOULDN'T GO BACK
IF THEY GOT DOWN
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ON THEIR KNEES AND BEGGED.
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BESIDES THE RULE STATES
THAT ONCE YOU LEAVE
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YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK.
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- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'VE OUTGROWN
ALL THAT CHILDISHNESS.
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- YEAH, I'M STARTING
MY OWN LODGE.
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I'M PUTTING FLYERSALL OVER TOWN.
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THE FIRST MEETING
IS THURSDAY NIGHT.
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I'D BE HONORED
IF YOU'D BE THERE.
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- I'D BE RELIEVED
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
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- DICK, HONEY.
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I GOT US BOTH DANCING OUTFITS.
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YOU WANT TO TRY YOURS ON
TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS?
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- HONEY, I CAN SEE
HOW THAT LOOKS THROUGH A WALL.
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- WELL, I HAD SO MUCH FUN
THE OTHER NIGHT
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THAT I SIGNED US UP
FOR CLASSES EVERY THURSDAY.
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THIS WEEK IS
"A NIGHT IN MAZATLAN."
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- DAMN IT!
- WHAT?
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- THURSDAY, THAT'S
THE NIGHT MY NEW LODGE MEETS.
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Joanne:
WHAT?
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- IF EVERYONE
WOULD PLEASE SIT DOWN.
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THIS MEETING IS NOW IN ORDER.
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- UH, GEORGE?
- PLEASE, PLEASE.
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WE CAN'T HAVE MOB RULE HERE.
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- ( clearing throat )
NOT BY ANY STRETCH
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OF THE IMAGINATION.
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- OKAY.
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PEOPLE ARE FINALLY
STARTING TO PILE IN.
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WELCOME, HARLEY.
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- THANKS.
BUT I CAN'T STAY LONG.
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THERE'S A BEAVER MEETING
IN PROGRESS
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AND THEY DON'T KNOW I'M GONE.
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GOT TO GET BACK
BEFORE THEY COME TO.
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- HARLEY, IF YOU WERE
AFRAID OF BEING FOUND OUT,
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WHY DID YOU BOTHER
TO COME OVER HERE?
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- WELL, A FELLOW
LOOKING FOR WORK
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NEEDS AS MANY FRATERNAL
ORGANIZATIONS AS HE CAN JOIN.
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BY THE WAY, PROSPECTIVE
FRATERNAL BROTHER--
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- NO.
NO, HARLEY, NO.
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- OH, MAYBE I'LL HAVE MORE
LUCK WITH SOME OF THE OTHERS.
228
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,447
- THE FLOOR IS NOW OPEN
229
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,918
FOR DISCUSSION ON A NAME
FOR THIS CLUB.
230
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,587
- HOW ABOUT
"YOU, ME AND HARLEY"?
231
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:09,994
I'D LIKE TO MAKE A MOTION
THAT WE FACE REALITY.
232
00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:16,367
WE'RE NOT A LODGE,
WE'RE A TRIO.
233
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:21,405
- WELL, EVEN SO, IF THE
THREE OF US HAVE A GOOD TIME,
234
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,742
WORD OF MOUTH WILL SPREAD
LIKE WILDFIRE.
235
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:25,743
( counter bell )
236
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,945
- I'M SORRY, I HAVE A GUEST.
237
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,581
I'LL TELL 'EM ABOUT
THE GOOD TIME WE'RE HAVING HERE
238
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,718
AND GET THE WILDFIRE STARTED.
239
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,689
- GEE, I'D BETTER BE GETTING
TO MY OTHER MEETING.
240
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:40,858
THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE
241
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,826
IS THE FIRST
TO REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS.
242
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,801
- WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE.
243
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,171
I MOVE WE ADJOURN.
244
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,376
BETTER YET,
I MOVE WE DISBAND.
245
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,312
MOTION CARRIED.
246
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,428
- HI, DICK.
247
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,300
IS CUPCAKE READY
FOR OUR MIDDAY MUNCH?
248
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,639
- I THINK CUPCAKE IS
STILL BLOW DRYING HER FROSTING.
249
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,910
MICHAEL, I WONDER
IF YOU COULD DO ME A FAVOR.
250
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:33,911
- A FAVOR?
251
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,579
AS IN I WASH YOUR HANDS
AND YOU WASH MINE?
252
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:39,450
- NO, AS IN
YOU WASH MY HANDS AND THAT'S IT.
253
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,385
- YOU'VE NEVER ASKED ME
FOR A FAVOR BEFORE, DICK.
254
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,921
I'LL SAY IT, I'M TOUCHED.
255
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,590
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
256
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,526
- I'LL PAY FOR YOUR LUNCH.
257
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,294
- DEAL. NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO FOR YOU
258
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,330
OF A VALUE NOT TO EXCEED LUNCH?
259
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,331
- WELL, AS YOU KNOW,
260
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,500
GEORGE QUIT THE LODGE
AND HE'S BEEN TRYING
261
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:59,904
TO START UP A NEW LODGE
BUT IT FELL APART.
262
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,406
AND GEORGE IS HEARTBROKEN.
263
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,808
- CAN WE CUT TO THE CHASE,
DICK?
264
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,212
- I THINK HE NEEDS HELP
WITH HIS ADVERTISING.
265
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,681
HERE'S THE FLYER HE SENT OUT.
266
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,650
- "NEW LODGE PROBABLY MEETS
THURSDAY NIGHTS.
267
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,553
COME IF YOU WANT.
IF NOT, I UNDERSTAND."
268
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,656
I CAN IMPROVE ON THIS, DICK.
269
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,857
- GREAT.
270
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,626
- HEY, MICHAEL.
271
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,362
- STEPH,
GREAT NEWS ABOUT LUNCH.
272
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,896
FORGET QUICHE.
273
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,964
WE'RE UPGRADING TO SQUAB.
274
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:30,935
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
275
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,169
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST COME OUT AND ASK IT,
276
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,072
DO I WANT TO EAT A DEAD BIRD?
277
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:40,277
- IF I SAID "LOBSTER" WOULD THAT
UNJANGLE THOSE NERVES?
278
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,980
- THAT'S BETTER, MICHAEL.
279
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,415
- WHOA! I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER
THAT MAGIC WORD
280
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,750
NEXT TIME SHE'S OUT OF SORTS.
281
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,919
LOBSTER.
282
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,860
- MISS STEPHANIE, YOU'D LOSE
THAT DAINTY LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS
283
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,330
IF IT WASN'T ATTACHED
TO YOUR SPINAL COLUMN
284
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,965
BY A MASS OF GANGLIA.
285
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,101
WE WAS TAKING A BATH
286
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,137
AND LOOK
WHAT WASHED UP ON THE BANK--
287
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,540
YOUR SLIPPER.
- AGHH!
288
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,110
- STEPH, LOBSTER!
289
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,345
LOBSTER!
290
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,751
- HI, DICK.
291
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,620
HERE'S THE MEDIA BLITZ
FOR GEORGE'S MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.
292
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,156
I'VE REALLY OUTDONE MYSELF.
293
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,457
FOR A MOMENT,
EVEN I FELT LIKE JOINING
294
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,791
THE STUPID THING.
295
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,163
- GEE, BROCHURES,
BUMPER STICKERS.
296
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,097
GEORGE!
297
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,566
MICHAEL, THIS IS MORE
THAN I EXPECTED.
298
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,967
THANK YOU.
- OH, NO THANKS NEEDED, DICK.
299
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,869
BELIEVE ME,
I FEEL I'VE BEEN PAID.
300
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,305
OH, BY THE WAY,
HERE'S MY LUNCH BILL.
301
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,944
IT'S THAT CHAMPAGNE
THAT PUT IT INTO THREE DIGITS.
302
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,415
- YOU WANTED SOMETHING, DICK?
303
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,350
- MICHAEL PUT TOGETHER
304
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,186
AN AD CAMPAIGN
FOR YOUR NEW LODGE.
305
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,589
- YOU'RE TOO LATE.
MY LODGE AND MY LIFE ARE OVER.
306
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,690
- OH, YEAH?
307
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,760
READ 'EM AND STOP WEEPING.
308
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,128
I POSTED THESE FLYERS
ALL OVER TOWN.
309
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,465
- "FIRST CAME 'FIRST BLOOD,'
THEN 'RAMBO,'
310
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,434
NOW 'GEORGE'S LODGE.'"
311
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,968
WOW!
312
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:12,903
- WHAT?
313
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,072
- THEY DID COME IN THAT ORDER,
DICK.
314
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,340
- "BIG MEETING THURSDAY.
315
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,876
DOOR PRIZES, A COLOR TV."
316
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,310
WOW!
317
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,546
- WAIT A MINUTE, WE AREN'T
GIVING AWAY A COLOR TV.
318
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:23,681
- IT DOESN'T SAY
WE'RE GIVING ONE AWAY.
319
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,583
IT JUST SAYS THERE'LL BE ONE.
320
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,950
( laughing )
321
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,286
- "SEE THE CAR
FROM 'KNIGHT RIDER.'"
322
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,288
WOW!
- WHAT?
323
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,157
- THIS IS AMERICA, DICK,
WHERE EVERYONE EXPECTS
324
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,458
LESS THAN WHAT'S ADVERTISED.
325
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,427
WE CAN'T LET THEM DOWN.
326
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,329
- "INTERNATIONAL CUISINE
FURNISHED
327
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,632
BY THE OWNERS
OF THE STRATFORD INN."
328
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,666
YUM!
329
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,903
- WELL, IT'S GOOD
THEY'RE EXPECTING LESS
330
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,705
THAN WHAT'S ADVERTISED BECAUSE
WE'RE NOT COOKING ANY FOOD.
331
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,673
- BAD MOVE, DICK.
332
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,141
AFTER THE OTHER LETDOWNS,
IF YOU DON'T COME UP
333
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,910
WITH SOME FOOD
THAT MOB'LL TRASH THIS PLACE.
334
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,151
- HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
335
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,522
THEY SHOULD HAVE
PUT YOU ON THAT FLYER.
336
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,058
- THANK YOU.
I KNOW.
337
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,495
BY THE WAY, YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
338
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,068
- EXCUSE ME, THIS GATHERING
339
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:22,205
IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE
WHO WANT TO JOIN THE LODGE.
340
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,407
- THAT'S US.
341
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,043
WE NEED A NEW CLUBHOUSE.
342
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,080
OURS BURNED DOWN
IN A FIRE FIGHT.
343
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,249
- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
A DARN SHAME.
344
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,384
- GEE, DICK,
I CAN'T FIND ONE PERSON
345
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,853
TO SIGN UP FOR THE LODGE.
346
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,522
- LOOKS LIKE
YOUR LUCK HAS CHANGED, GRAMPS.
347
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,761
- HI.
HI, HARLEY.
348
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,796
- GEE, DICK,
THE CAR FROM "KNIGHT RIDER."
349
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,831
I THOUGHT
THAT WAS JUST A COME-ON.
350
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,804
- WE COULDN'T PRINT IT
IF IT WASN'T TRUE.
351
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:54,971
- BOY, THIS WAS
WORTH SNEAKING OUT
352
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,974
OF THE BEAVERS' MEETING FOR.
353
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,317
- IS MISS STEPHANIE
AVAILABLE TO HEAR A TALE
354
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,086
FRAUGHT WITH COINCIDENCE?
355
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,189
- ACTUALLY, LARRY, SHE'S KIND
OF FRAUGHT WITH WORK RIGHT NOW.
356
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,657
- OH.
357
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,693
THEN I GUESS
WE'LL RELATE IT TO YOU.
358
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,962
WE WAS OUT BURYING DARRYL'S
UNDERWEAR IN A TIME CAPSULE
359
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,732
WHEN WE HAPPENED UPON THIS.
360
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,136
WILL YOU MAKE SURE
SHE GETS IT?
361
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,472
WE HATE TO THINK OF MISS
STEPHANIE'S FIVE LITTLE PIGGIES
362
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,106
GOING WEE, WEE, WEE
ALL THE WAY HOME
363
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,609
WITHOUT COVERING.
364
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,943
- HEY, I HEAR YOU.
365
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,217
HARLEY, DO SOMETHING
WITH THAT, WILL YOU?
366
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,529
- OH, NO, IT'S THE BEAVERS.
367
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,871
- SO THIS IS
THE STRATFORD DINING ROOM
368
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,341
THAT I'M SEEING
FOR THE FIRST TIME RIGHT NOW?
369
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,243
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
370
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,347
- GEORGE, THIS TOWN IS
NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO LODGES.
371
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,782
- YEAH.
HEED THE WARNING.
372
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,453
- CLOSE DOWN OR FEEL
THE FULL WRATH OF THE BEAVERS.
373
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,588
LET'S GO, MEN.
374
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,223
- RIGHT NOW, BUCK?
375
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,460
IT'S NICE AND WARM IN HERE.
376
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,830
- GUYS, I SAID THE FULL WRATH.
377
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,632
- BOY, I'M KIND OF HUNGRY.
378
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,268
I THINK I'LL FIX MYSELF
A MILE-HIGH SANDWICH.
379
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,971
OH, LOOK, MORTADELLA.
380
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,908
- WOW, WHAT A SPREAD.
381
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,011
- THEY EVEN GOT THE CAR
FROM "KNIGHT RIDER."
382
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,948
- BOY, NOW, YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE PERFECT
383
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,017
TO WASH THIS DOWN WITH?
384
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,153
I THINK
I'LL JUST STEP OVER HERE
385
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,922
TO MY FANCY NEW KEG TAPPER
386
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:56,726
AND DRAW A TALL FROSTY MUG
OF GOLDEN SMOOTH--
387
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:57,795
- STEADY, MEN.
388
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,396
- BEER.
389
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,834
- BEAVERS, WE'RE LEAVING.
390
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,569
- WE DON'T WANNA.
391
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,504
- YOU GOTTA
IF YOU'RE A BEAVER.
392
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,473
- THEN I QUIT.
393
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,276
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
FOR GEORGE'S LODGE?
394
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:17,614
- RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NEXT
TO THE LITTLE HOTDOGS.
395
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,753
- WELL, COME ON, WALLY.
396
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,188
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME.
397
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,858
- LOOKS LIKE YOU.
I SMELL CHEESE PUFFS.
398
00:20:30,161 --> 00:20:31,661
- REMEMBER THE RULES.
399
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:36,099
IF YOU LEAVE THE BEAVERS,
YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK.
400
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,537
THAT'S YOUR CHOICE?
401
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,005
- YEAH.
402
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,342
- ( sighing )
WELL, I THINK IT'S A GOOD ONE.
403
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,810
TOSS ME A CHEESE PUFF.
404
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,579
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
405
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,448
- BOY, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
HANGING AROUND HERE
406
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,151
WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT.
407
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,419
- YOU CAN ONLY
HANG AROUND HERE
408
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,721
AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE IT,
409
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,758
WHICH SHOULD END
IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.
410
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,727
- GEE, WHERE WILL WE MEET?
411
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,028
- WHAT ABOUT
THE OLD BEAVER LODGE?
412
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,763
I HEAR IT'S DESERTED.
413
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,699
- YEAH, BUT
WHAT'LL WE CALL OURSELVES?
414
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:12,369
- HOW ABOUT
"THE SCREAMING SKULLS"?
415
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,337
- WELL, THAT'S KIND OF CUTE.
416
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:18,008
- HOW ABOUT "THE BEAVERS"?
417
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,310
All Together:
YEAH. YEAH.
418
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,311
- TERRIFIC.
419
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,380
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS ELECT A PRESIDENT.
420
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,048
- HEY, HEY, WHAT ABOUT BUCK?
421
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,351
HE'S HAD EXPERIENCE.
422
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,053
- I SECOND IT.
423
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,654
- GEORGE,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAND HERE
424
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,556
AND LET THEM ELECT--
- SHUT UP, DICK.
425
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,690
ALL IN FAVOR?
426
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,158
All Together:
AYE!
427
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,232
- DICK,
ONE OF THOSE GANG PEOPLE
428
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,866
JUST ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE.
429
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,102
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
430
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,838
- WELL, TO BE
PERFECTLY HONEST, JOANNA,
431
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,941
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
432
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,946
- JOANNA,
COULD I QUIT FOR THE EVENING?
433
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,516
I GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC
AROUND THIS MANY POT BELLIES.
434
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,252
- OKAY, BUT WOULD YOU PUT OUT
SOME EXTRA NAPKINS FIRST?
435
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,219
( sighing )
436
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:07,758
( screaming )
437
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,562
- ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS.
438
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,698
I DID IT.
439
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:18,735
I DIDN'T MEAN TO
BUT HE WAS TORMENTING ME.
440
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,104
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP,
CHIRP, CHIRP
441
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,340
'TIL I THOUGHT I'D GO MAD.
442
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,243
SO I GRABBED MY SLIPPER
AND I DROPPED HIM.
443
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:33,016
THAT'S RIGHT,
I KILLED A SONGBIRD.
444
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:35,018
I JUST HOPE YOU CAN
FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS
445
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,788
TO PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
446
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,003
( music playing )
447
00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:20,730
- MIAOW!
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