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( theme music playing )
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- MAYOR DODDS,
ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU PLAN
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TO SUPPORT THE DEVELOPMENT
OF STONEY RIDGE WOODS?
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- NOPE.
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- OH. GOOD.
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( canned laughter throughout )
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- I JUST SUPPORT
CUTTING DOWN ALL THE TREES
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AND SELLING THE LUMBER.
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- MAYOR DODDS, WE ELECTED YOU
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BECAUSE YOU PROMISED
NOT TO DO ANYTHING.
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Man:
YEAH.
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- NOW, CHESTER, I DON'T THINK
I NEED TO STAND UP HERE
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AND POINT OUT
HOW LITTLE I'VE DONE.
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WE ALL HAVE
SOMETHING TO GAIN HERE.
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THE STONEY RIDGE PROJECT
WILL BRING IN LOTS OF REVENUE
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AND SOME OF THE MOST FUN PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD, LOGGERS!
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- I-- I'M DICK LAUDEN.
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MY WIFE AND I
OWN THE STRATFORD INN
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AND A LOT OF THE TOURISTS
WHO STAY THERE
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COME UP FOR THE--
FOR THE FOLIAGE.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE FOLIAGE
WITHOUT TREES.
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Heckler:
I DISAGREE!
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- UM, MAYBE YOU PEOPLE
DON'T APPRECIATE THE--
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THE BEAUTY OF THIS AREA
BUT MY WIFE AND I ARE FROM--
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FROM NEW YORK AND THEY'VE
CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES THERE.
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- TOURISTS STILL COME
TO NEW YORK, DON'T THEY, DICK?
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- NOT FOR TREES.
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- AH-HA!
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SO YOU DON'T NEED TREES
FOR TOURISTS.
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THANK YOU FOR POINTINGTHAT OUT, DICK.
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- JIM AND I USED TO
PLAY IN THOSE WOODS
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
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YOU'RE NOT JUST
CUTTIN' DOWN TREES,
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YOU'RE CUTTIN' DOWN MEMORIES.
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- CHESTER, AREN'T
MEMORIES EVEN MORE PRECIOUS
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WHEN YOU'RE REMEMBERING
SOMETHING THAT'S GONE?
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- BOY, THIS GUY'S GOOD.
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- I THINK IT'S TIME I SPOKE UP.
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( clears throat )
I'M GEORGE UTLEY.
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I'VE LIVED IN THIS TOWN
ALL MY LIFE.
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I WENT TO SCHOOL
AT ASHTON ELEMENTARY.
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Heckler:
I DISAGREE !
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- GEE, I NEVER GOT
STATIC ON THAT BEFORE.
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- WELL, IF NO ONE
HAS ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY,
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THIS MEETING IS NOW...
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- EXCUSE ME. HI.
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I'M LARRY,
THIS MY BROTHER DARRYL,
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THIS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL.
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WE USED TO LIVE IN THEM WOODS,
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AND THEY WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
WITHOUT TREES.
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I MEAN, WHERE ARE THE BIRDS
GONNA PARK IT?
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YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE AWAY
YOUR ROBINS,
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YOUR CROWS, YOUR MEADOWLARKS.
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- SIR...
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- I BELIEVE I HAVE THE FLOOR.
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YOUR BLUE JAYS, YOUR SPARROWS,
AND LET'S NOT FORGET
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YOUR FINCHES,
THE MOST TASTY OF THEM ALL.
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( applause )
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- WELL, MEETING ADJOURNED.
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I DO HOPE YOU'LL ALL REMEMBER
THE NAME "DODDS"
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WHEN YOU'RE VOTING
TWO WEEKS FROM TUESDAY.
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( chuckling )
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- WE GOTTA FIND SOMEBODY
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TO RUN AGAINST MAYOR DODDS.
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- YEAH, I NOMINATE CHESTER.
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- JIM...
- OH, COME ON.
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YOU WERE MAYOR ONCE BEFORE
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AND YOU WERE GREAT.
YOU DIDN'T DO A THING.
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- THANKS.
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BUT I PROMISED MY WIFE
I WOULDN'T RUN AGAIN.
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KEEPING THINGS FROM HAPPENING
CAN TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE.
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- YOU THINK JOANNA
WOULD LET YOU RUN FOR MAYOR?
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- OH, I'M-- I'M SORRY.
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I'M MUCH TOO BUSY.
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- TOO BAD.
YOU'D HAVE MADE A GOOD ONE.
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Heckler:
I DISAGREE!
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- HI, MICHAEL.
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- AND FRIEND.
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- AW!
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Stephanie:
MICHAEL, IS THAT YOU?
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- ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?
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Joanna: THE CUTEST THINGI'VE EVER SEEN.
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- I'M COMING DOWNSTAIRS NOW,
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BUT YOU CAN KEEP TALKING
ABOUT ME IF YOU WANT TO.
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- GET READY
FOR THE BIGGEST "AW" YET.
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- OH. A CUTE...
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ADORABLE,
ATTENTION-GRABBING PUPPY.
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- OH, SHE'S SO FRIENDLY
AND SOFT.
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- AND SUCH PRETTY COLORS.
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- NOT UNLIKE MY NEW SWEATER.
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- IT'S CUTE, STEPH.
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LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
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- DOES A PERSON
HAVE TO HAVE A WET NOSE
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TO GET SOME ATTENTION
AROUND HERE?
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- LOOK AT THAT LITTLE WET NOSE!
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- MICHAEL!
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IS THAT CUDDLY
LITTLE CREATURE YOURS,
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AND WHAT'S ITS LIFE EXPECTANCY?
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- THIS IS JULIET,
MY FRIEND BRUCE'S DOG.
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I'M TAKING CARE OF HER
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WHILE HE LOOKS FOR AN APARTMENT
IN NEW YORK.
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- OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?
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WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA
GET TO THE MOVIES,
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YOU'D BETTER STICK HER
IN A DRAWER OR SOMETHING.
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- CHANGE OF PLANS,
SENORITA BONITA.
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I THOUGHT WE'D GO
ON A SHOPPING SPREE INSTEAD.
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( Stephanie squeals )
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THEY'RE HAVING
A SQUEAK-PAW SPECTACULAR
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AT THE HOUSE OF BOWWOW.
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I WANT TO GO TO THE VET'S
AND BUY SOME VITAMINS,
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AND I'LL HAVE TO BUY
SOME NEWSPAPER
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SO SHE CAN STAY
ON TOP OF CURRENT EVENTS.
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- MICHAEL, I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
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- OH, FINE.
WELL, I'LL CALL YOU TONIGHT
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AND I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT IT.
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- BOY, THAT SURE
IS A CUTE PUPPY.
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- SHUT UP, GEORGE.
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- I GUESS I HAD THAT COMING.
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- HI. I'M LARRY.
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- I KNOW.
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YOU'RE LARRY,
DARRYL, AND DARRYL.
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- RIGHT!
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WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO
YOUR HUSBAND IF HE'S DECENT.
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'COURSE, DARRYL HERE
DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.
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- DICK?
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- HI, GUYS.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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- WE'RE HERE TODAY
AS THREE OF THE GREAT UNWASHED.
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- RE-- REALLY?
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- WE GOTTA DO SOMETHIN'
ABOUT SAVING STONEY RIDGE WOODS.
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- WHAT WE HAVE TO FIND IS
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SOMEONE WHO WILL RUN
AGAINST MAYOR DODDS.
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I'VE CALLED EVERYBODY IN TOWN
AND NOBODY WANTS TO RUN.
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- OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
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- LARRY, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING THAT--
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THAT YOU RUN FOR MAYOR?
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- YOU SAID
NO ONE ELSE WOULD DO IT.
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- THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMEONE I HAVEN'T CALLED.
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- WHY BOTHER?
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YOU AGREED
WITH EVERYTHING I SAID
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AT THE MEETIN' LAST NIGHT,
DIDN'T YOU?
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- YEAH, EXCEPT MAYBE
WHICH BIRD IS THE TASTIEST.
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WELL, THE POINT IS,
I DON'T THINK YOU'D--
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YOU'D STAND A CHANCE OF WINNING.
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- I GOT A BETTER CHANCE
OF GETTING VOTES
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THAN IF NOBODY RAN.
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- MAYBE.
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- WELL,
THAT'S ALL WE NEED TO HEAR.
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COME ON, DARRYL,
LET'S GET OUR TOOLS.
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I READ SOMEWHERE A CANDIDATE
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SHOULD PUT TOGETHER A PLATFORM.
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- DICK, IS IT TRUE
LARRY, DARRYL, AND DARRYL
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ARE RUNNING FOR MAYOR?
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( chuckling )
- DON'T BE SILLY.
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JUST LARRY.
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- WELL, WE FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE
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TO RUN AGAINST MAYOR DODDS.
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- YEAH, SOMEBODY WHO SHAVES.
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- ME.
- GREAT.
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- SO, DICK,
DO I HAVE YOUR ENDORSEMENT?
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- ALL THE INFLUENCE
THAT GOES WITH IT.
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- WANNA HEAR MY SLOGAN?
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- SURE.
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- "VOTE FOR CHESTER FOR MAYOR."
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- CATCHY.
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- I WROTE IT.
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- WELL, THANKS
FOR YOUR ENDORSEMENT, DICK.
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OH, AND WHAT'S OUR BATTLE CRY?
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- "VOTE FOR CHESTER FOR MAYOR."
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- IT'S LIKE A COLE PORTER LYRIC.
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Michael: JULIET!WHEREFORE ART THOU, JULIET?
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( chuckling )
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- OH, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY.
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( falsetto )
- MY NAME IS JULIET.
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- SMART, TOO.
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- HERE, DICK.
SCORE SOME POINTS WITH THIS.
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( squeaking )
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- OH, THIS IS ALMOST TOO EASY.
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( chuckling )
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- MICHAEL,
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR CAR.
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OH BOY.
CUJO'S BACK.
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( squeaking )
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- STEPH, GREAT NEWS.
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MY FRIEND BRUCE
FOUND AN APARTMENT.
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- OH, WELL!
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GOODBYE, JULIET.
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
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- YOU BET YOU WON'T, STEPH.
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
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THE LANDLORD WON'T LET HIM
HAVE PETS SO JULIET IS--
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IS MINE FOREVER.
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( squeaking )
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- OH, THESE ARE GLAD TIDINGS.
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BUT, MICHAEL, DON'T YOU...
GIVE ME THAT!
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MICHAEL, DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD HAVE
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DISCUSSED THIS FIRST?
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- I'M SORRY, STEPH.
I-- I COULDN'T HELP IT.
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JUST LIKE I--
I COULDN'T HELP GETTING THIS.
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- OH, MICHAEL!
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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- WAIT'LL YOU SEE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON.
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SAY HELLO TO JULIET HARRIS.
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- MICHAEL, SO FAR
I'VE KEPT MY FEELINGS TO MYSELF,
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BUT I REFUSE
TO SHARE YOUR AFFECTIONS
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WITH THIS FLEA CIRCUS.
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NOW, YOU HAVE A CHOICE
TO MAKE, FUR OR FLESH.
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- WHOA.
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TORN BETWEEN TWO MAMMALS.
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- HI. I'M CANDIDATE LARRY.
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- YEAH, I--
I RECOGNIZE EVERYBODY.
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- HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN?
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- LARRY--
LARRY, THERE'S SOMETHING...
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- IF ANYONE'S
STILL STRADDLIN' THE FENCE
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AFTER THAT, WE GOT THESE.
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- "LARRY AND DICK LAUDEN,
TWO MEN, ONE MIND."
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LARRY, I-- I THINK THAT
SHOULD BE TWO MEN "OF" ONE MIND.
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- OH.
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I WISH YOU'D SAID
SOMETHING EARLIER.
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DARRYL, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND
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THE REST OF THE DAY
CHASIN' CARS.
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- HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
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GUYS, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
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CHESTER WANAMAKER
HAS DECIDED TO RUN FOR MAYOR
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AND SINCE HE FEELS THE SAME WAY
WE DO ABOUT THE WOODS,
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NOW THAT HE'S RUNNING,
YOU CAN DROP OUT OF THE RACE.
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- NO WAY.
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I GOT A BETTER CHANCE
TO WIN THAN HIM.
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I GOT SOMETHIN' HE AIN'T NEVER
GONNA HAVE, YOUR ENDORSEMENT.
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- UH, LARRY...
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WHAT--
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'VE--
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I'VE GIVEN CHESTER
MY ENDORSEMENT.
229
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,249
- WELL, OKAY,
BUT IT KIND OF DILUTES
230
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:28,418
THE SIGNIFICANCE
IF YOU ENDORSE THE BOTH OF US.
231
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,123
- LARRY, I--
I ONLY ENDORSED HIM.
232
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,759
I-- I--
I NEVER ENDORSED YOU.
233
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,361
- ONE DAY IN POLITICS,
234
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,630
AND ALREADY
I'VE BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK.
235
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,035
- IT'S JUST
THAT I HAVE THIS CRA--
236
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,804
CRAZY FEELING
THAT CHESTER HAS A--
237
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,840
A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING.
238
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,773
- WHY?
239
00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:52,877
- WELL, A MAYOR
HAS TO INSPIRE CONFIDENCE.
240
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,246
HE HAS TO BE
A SKILLED ADMINISTRATOR.
241
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,282
HE HAS TO UNDERSTAND THE--
THE INTRICACIES OF--
242
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,449
OF RUNNING A COMMUNITY.
243
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,351
- THAT'S ME IN A NUTSHELL.
244
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,022
- LARRY, DROP OUT OF THE RACE.
245
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,023
- NO, SIR.
246
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,459
THEM WOODS WAS MY HOME
AND NO ONE CAN DEFEND THEM
247
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,693
BETTER THAN ME.
248
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,996
- LARRY, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE JUST GONNA GET HURT.
249
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:12,930
- HOW CAN ANYTHING HURT
250
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,132
WORSE THAN A KNIFE
IN THE BACK?
251
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,534
COME ON, DARRYL.
252
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,037
LET'S GO SHAKE SOME BABIES.
253
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,072
- GUYS...
254
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,875
KISS BABIES.
255
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,880
- SURE,
SET US UP FOR ANOTHER FALL.
256
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,890
- HI, GEORGE.
- CHESTER.
257
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,892
- THANKS FOR HELPING ME
WITH MY SPEECH, DICK,
258
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,595
ESPECIALLY
FOR THE OPENING JOKE.
259
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,498
- WHAT OPENING JOKE?
260
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,933
- OH, AT THE "MEET-- MEET THE
CANDIDATES" DEBATE TONIGHT,
261
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,003
CHESTER IS GOING TO SAY,
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
262
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,338
I'VE COME HERE TONIGHT
TO ASK FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
263
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,240
NOT THAT I COULDN'T
STAND UP WITHOUT IT."
264
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,243
( laughing )
265
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,344
CHESTER!
266
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,915
I'LL CATCH HIM
BEFORE HE GOES ON.
267
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,317
- DID YOU TELL THE JOKE RIGHT,
268
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,786
OR IS IT JUST NOT FUNNY?
269
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,188
- GEORGE, IT'S HARD
FOR ME TO HELP CHESTER
270
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,924
WHEN I HAVE ALL THIS
GUILT ABOUT LARRY.
271
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,228
YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE
I BETRAYED HIM.
272
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,229
Larry:
HI, I'M LARRY.
273
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,697
VOTE FOR LARRY.
274
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,132
SAVE THE TREES.
275
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,367
DON'T STAY AT STRATFORD INN.
276
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,438
- APPARENTLY,
HE FEELS THE SAME WAY.
277
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,439
HE'LL PROBABLY NEVER
TALK TO ME AGAIN.
278
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,642
- IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA MISS LARRY.
279
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:35,780
- NOT-- NOT "MISS" MISS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE--
280
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,515
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE A MOLE
REMOVED, YOU KNOW,
281
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,117
YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED IT
282
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,054
BUT YOU--
YOU KIND OF MISS THE BUMP.
283
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,989
- HI, ALL.
284
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,226
I'VE GOT MY PUPPY
BUT IS MY KITTEN AROUND?
285
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,462
- I HATE TO ANSWER
A QUESTION LIKE THAT,
286
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,031
BUT STEPHANIE'S UPSTAIRS.
287
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:54,965
- STEPH!
288
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,500
- OH, WE'RE GOING
TO "MEET THE CANDIDATE"
289
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,501
DEBATE TONIGHT.
290
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,002
ARE YOU AND STEPHANIE GOING?
291
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,372
WHAT-- WHAT AM I SAYING?
292
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,279
- MICHAEL,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
293
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:12,016
NOT TO COME BACK UNTIL
YOU'D DUMPED THE OTHER WOMAN.
294
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:14,585
- DON'T WORRY, STEPH.
295
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,188
SHE'S GOT ONE PAW OUT
THE DOOR AS WE SPEAK.
296
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,756
I'M PASSING FLIERS
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD
297
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,924
TRYING TO FIND HER A HOME,
298
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,826
SO IF YOU COULD JUST
WATCH HER FOR AWHILE.
299
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,027
- YOU'RE LEAVING HER HERE?
300
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,663
- STEPH,
I CAN'T TAKE HER WITH ME.
301
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,599
I THINK SHE KNOWS
WHAT'S GOING ON.
302
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:30,968
- MICHAEL!
303
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,736
- BYE, GIRLS.
304
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:33,837
- MICHAEL!
305
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,178
LOOK, I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO,
306
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:45,382
SO JUST SIT THERE
AND KEEP YOUR YAP SHUT.
307
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,656
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
308
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,457
I INVENTED IT.
309
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,231
AND YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
310
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,899
IT GOES LIKE THIS.
311
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,507
LOOK, JUST PLAYWITH YOUR SILLY TOY
312
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,141
AND STOP BOTHERING ME.
313
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,079
OH, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.
314
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,314
COME ON, JULIET.
315
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,617
( squeaking )
316
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,819
OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
317
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,754
I'LL BET YOU THINK
I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
318
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,123
( squeaking )
HA HA! FOOLED YOU.
319
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,893
WHERE DID IT GO?
320
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,463
UH-OH! THERE IT IS.
321
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,465
( squeaking )
JULIET,
322
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,534
THAT'S OUR GIRL.
323
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,437
WHOSE ITTY BITTY
DOGGIE ARE YOU?
324
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:45,375
( clears throat )
325
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,178
- I'M BACK.
326
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,746
SO HOW DID--
HOW DID YOU TWO GET ALONG?
327
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,315
- NOBODY GOT BITTEN.
328
00:15:56,088 --> 00:16:00,558
- YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
THAT ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A TREE.
329
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:04,428
WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE.
330
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,597
IT'S ALSO TRUE THAT ONLY MAN
331
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,933
CAN CUT TREES DOWN
WITH POWER SAWS.
332
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,135
NOW, GOD HAS DONE HIS PART.
333
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,072
I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME
WE DID OURS.
334
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,374
THANK YOU.
335
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,375
THANK YOU.
336
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,309
( applause )
337
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,477
- GEORGE!
338
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,279
- OH, SORRY.
339
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,983
BOY, THAT GUY CAN REALLY
TAMPER WITH YOUR MIND.
340
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,853
- GOOD EVENING.
I'M CHESTER WANAMAKER.
341
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,255
( applause )
342
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,625
DICK LAUDEN WROTE ME
A REAL FUNNY OPENING JOKE
343
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,261
BUT HE TOLD ME
NOT TO TELL IT.
344
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:41,298
BUT MAYBE NOW
IS NOT THE TIME TO LAUGH.
345
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:47,137
THE SURVIVAL OF
STONEY RIDGE WOODS IS AT STAKE.
346
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,040
NOW, I KNOW MONEY
IS IMPORTANT TO ALL OF US.
347
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,942
HECKLER:
I DISAGREE!
348
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,947
- WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT
TO THE REST OF US.
349
00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,784
BUT I FOR ONE WOULD RATHER
HAVE THE GREEN OF THE LEAF
350
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,886
THAN THE GREEN OF THE DOLLAR.
351
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,890
( applause )
352
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,765
- DITTO.
353
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,734
( applause )
354
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,678
DARRYL THINKS
I SHOULD EXPAND ON THAT.
355
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,151
DARRYL AND I USED TO HAVE
356
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,588
A BUSINESS CALLED
"ANYTHING FOR A BUCK."
357
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,590
WELL, THERE'S SOME THINGS
YOU DON'T DO
358
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,025
FOR TWICE THAT AMOUNT.
359
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,328
YOU DON'T DESTROY THINGS
THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL.
360
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,764
IF YOU KEEP DEVELOPING THE LAND,
361
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:50,800
YOU LOSE WHAT DREW PEOPLE TO IT
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
362
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,272
SOME THINGS
CAN'T BE IMPROVED UPON,
363
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:59,510
THINGS LIKE
THE FIRST SOUND A BABY MAKES,
364
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:03,313
THINGS LIKE DARRYL'S
FETTUCCINI ALFREDO,
365
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:07,284
AND STONEY RIDGE WOODS.
366
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,853
THE MAN UPSTAIRS'LL
TAKE CARE OF THEM BABIES,
367
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,122
AND DARRYL WILL KEEP AN EYE
ON THAT FETTUCCINI,
368
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,225
BUT IT'S UP TO US
TO PROTECT THEM WOODS.
369
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,462
THANK YOU.
370
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,431
( applause )
371
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,507
MAN:
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU?
372
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,776
YOU'RE SO DOWN-TO-EARTH.
373
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,312
I MEAN, HOW MANY CANDIDATES
AREN'T AFRAID TO SAY
374
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,780
"I DON'T KNOW."
375
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,615
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YEP.
376
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,217
( bell jingling )
377
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,788
- I, UH, I GUESS YOU HEARD THE--
378
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,156
THE ELECTION RESULTS.
379
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,157
- WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?
380
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,860
WE AIN'T PARTYIN' YET, ARE WE?
381
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,428
- WELL? WHO WON?
382
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,331
- LARRY...
383
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,366
( horns blaring )
384
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,700
( all cheering )
385
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:57,701
WAIT!
WAIT, WAIT! WAIT!
386
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:58,702
WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE!
387
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,237
HE-- YOU DIDN'T WIN.
388
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,906
( celebration
noises fade out )
389
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,277
- HE DIDN'T?
390
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,511
- CHESTER WON.
391
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,213
- WELL, DOES THAT COUNT
ABSENTEE BALLOTS?
392
00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:12,683
I'M REAL BIG
WITH SERVICEMEN OVERSEAS.
393
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,318
- LARRY, IT'S-- IT'S OVER.
394
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,319
- DARN.
395
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,021
- BUT--
BUT THE WOODS WERE SAVED
396
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,224
AND I THINK YOUR SPEECH HAD--
HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
397
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:22,426
- WHICH ONE?
398
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,761
"DITTO" OR THE WORDY ONE?
399
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,065
- PROBABLY A COMBINATION.
400
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,135
BUT I THINK
YOU CAMPAIGNED ADMIRABLY,
401
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,606
EXCEPT FOR SHAKING A FEW BABIES.
402
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,776
- WELL,
WHAT WAS THE VOTE ANYWAY?
403
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,945
- GEE, I-I--
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
404
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,449
UH EXACTLY,
405
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:54,725
SOMETHING LIKE
419 TO... 321...
406
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,795
TO AROUND FIVE.
407
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,329
- WELL,
IS THAT SECOND-PLACE FELLA
408
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,497
IN THIS ROOM?
409
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,868
HOW "AROUND FIVE" WAS IT?
410
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,671
- THREE.
411
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,838
- THREE?
412
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,839
JUST A SECOND.
413
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,542
YOU VOTED FOR ME,
AND I VOTED FOR ME...
414
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,652
THERE'S A BENEDICT DARRYL HERE.
415
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,023
WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU IT IS,
416
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,526
I GUESS BLOOD ISN'T
AS THICK AS YOUR HEAD.
417
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,498
- LARRY-- LARRY, ONE--
ONE MORE VOTE WOULDN'T--
418
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,400
WOULDN'T HAVE
PUT YOU OVER THE TOP.
419
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,702
- I GUESS THAT'S IT.
420
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,004
PEOPLE HAVE JEERED.
421
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,505
HOW COME
I ONLY GOT THREE VOTES?
422
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,808
IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH ME?
423
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,310
- JUST THAT YOU HAVE
THIS CERTAIN IMAGE
424
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:51,448
THAT FOR SOME REASON DIDN'T--
DIDN'T FIT WITH "MAYOR."
425
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,583
- WHAT IS MY IMAGE?
426
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:58,822
- I THINK
PEOPLE THINK OF YOU AS MORE A--
427
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,557
A RESTARAUNTEUR.
428
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,693
- OH, YOU WANT A BURGER?
- NO!
429
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,966
I-- I ON THE OTHER HAND,
I THINK OF YOU AS...
430
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,701
- YES?
431
00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:13,303
- ...A FRIEND.
432
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,938
- HUH.
433
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,273
I GUESS I WON
SOMETHING AFTER ALL.
434
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,144
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
435
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,447
GUESS IT'S TIME
FOR MY CONCESSION SPEECH.
436
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,750
HI. I LOST.
437
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,185
OKAY, LET'S PARTY.
438
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,420
- LOOK AT THAT.
439
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,057
EVEN IN DEFEAT, HONEST,
DIRECT, CONCISE.
440
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,892
I SAY WE REALLY MISSED OUT.
441
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,994
( horns blaring )
442
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,112
- MICHAEL!
443
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,646
LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR JULIET.
444
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,181
IT'S A SQUEAKING HOT DOG.
445
00:21:58,216 --> 00:21:59,215
( squeaking )
446
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,250
WHERE IS SHE?
447
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,686
- BAD NEWS, STEPH.
448
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,187
MY FRIEND BRUCE
FOUND AN APARTMENT...
449
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,823
- NO!
- YES. THEY TAKE PETS.
450
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,192
BRUCE PICKED JULIET UP
ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO.
451
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,960
- AND YOU JUST LET HER GO?
452
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,262
- STEPH,
MY HEART'S ALREADY BEEN RIPPED
453
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,997
INTO KIBBLES AND BITS.
454
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,401
WE'VE GOTTA LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
455
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:21,472
NO MORE WALKING HER
THREE TIMES A DAY.
456
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,374
- NO MORE GETTING FUR
ALL OVER MY DRESS.
457
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:27,911
- AND BEST OF ALL,
WE'VE STILL GOT EACH OTHER.
458
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,245
- OH, MICHAEL.
459
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,014
( squeaking )
460
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:38,488
( crying )
461
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,094
( theme music playing )
462
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,321
Man's voice: MEOW.
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