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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,702 �� [THEME MUSIC] 2 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,360 WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE PREVIOUS OWNERS 3 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,330 DIDN'T TAKE THIS WITH THEM WHEN THEY LEFT THE INN. 4 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:08,633 YEAH, COULD THEY HAVE BEEN THINKING? 5 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:11,970 BOY, WE HAVE SO MUCH JUNK TO GET RID OF. 6 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,139 IT RAINS EVERY TIME I HAVE A YARD SALE. 7 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,474 HONEY, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS RAIN. 8 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,910 WHAT ABOUT THE YARD SALE YOU HAD... 9 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,914 WELL, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME... 10 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,284 NOW, BY RAIN, ARE YOU INCLUDING HAIL? 11 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,688 OH, STEPHANIE, GOOD. LISTEN, KEEP SATURDAY OPEN. 12 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,791 WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUR HELP AT THE YARD SALE. 13 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,860 YARD SALE? 14 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,863 JOANNA, WOMEN WITH BUNIONS AND VARICOSE VEINS 15 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:42,667 BUYING EACH OTHERS' CLOTHES? 16 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,469 IN A WAY. 17 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,271 I JUST DROVE PAST ONE ONCE 18 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,806 AND STARTED TO HYPERVENTILATE. 19 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:52,177 I DIDN'T RELAX UNTIL I REACHED A MILE. 20 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,979 STEPHANIE, I PROMISE YOU, AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DISTRESS, 21 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,948 WE'LL RUSH YOU TO A DEPARTMENT STORE. 22 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,551 WON'T GEORGE BE BACK FROM HIS VACATION IN TIME TO DO IT? 23 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,520 HE'S BRED FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF. 24 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,689 GEORGE WILL BE BACK, BUT I STILL NEED YOU. 25 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,324 FINE, JOANNA. 26 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,859 WHAT NEXT? 27 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,194 TIE ME UP AND DRAG ME OFF 28 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,463 TO A SWAP MEET? 29 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,567 COME ON, DICK, WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE STUFF TO GET DOWN. 30 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,736 HONEY, THERE COULD BE VALUABLE STUFF IN HERE. 31 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,805 OH WOW. 32 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,707 SHOE TREES. 33 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,117 HI, I'M LARRY. 34 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,553 THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARYL. 35 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,021 AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER, DARYL. 36 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,490 HI, FELLAS. 37 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,392 MS. JOANNA, RUMOR HAS IT 38 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,094 THAT YOU'RE CONDUCTING A YARD SALE SATURDAY. 39 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,496 AND WE WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD SELL 40 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,898 SOME OF OUR UNUSABLES. 41 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,569 LIKE... 42 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,140 LIKE WHAT? 43 00:02:56,142 --> 00:03:00,011 WELL, DARYL HAS A WHOLE STACK OF THEM ROMANCE NOVELS. 44 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,682 HE'S JUST A SLAVE TO THEM HARLEQUIN PEOPLE. 45 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,251 OTHER THAN THAT, JUST ASSORTED ODDS AND ENDS. 46 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,886 WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. 47 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,088 YET. 48 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,390 MUCH OBLIGED. 49 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:18,296 HERE'S SOMETHING VALUABLE. A WOODCUT DATED 1780. 50 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:19,797 IT'S THE STRATFORD. 51 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,999 YEAH, IT'S OUR FRONT PORCH. 52 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,968 THAT'S OUR WEATHER VANE. 53 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,237 THAT'S OUR CARRIAGE HOUSE. 54 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,904 YOU MEAN WHERE OUR GARAGE IS? 55 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,006 IT'S THE SAME BUILDING. 56 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,742 IT USED TO BE A CARRIAGE HOUSE. 57 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,310 HUH. 58 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,079 - SAY. - OH-- OH, NO. 59 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,681 NO, I KNOW THAT LOOK. 60 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,317 THAT'S YOUR RENOVATE-OR-BUST LOOK. 61 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,752 - HONEY-- - NO, DICK. 62 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,354 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE WENT THROUGH 63 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,122 RENOVATING THIS INN? 64 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,157 THE FOUR MONTHS THAT WE SPENT SPATTERED WITH PAINT, 65 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,693 HAGGLING OVER ANTIQUES, BREATHING TOXIC FUMES, 66 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:52,163 AND LEAVING PLASTER FOOTPRINTS WHEREVER WE WENT? 67 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,732 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING TO SAY 68 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,166 WE COULD HANG IT OVER THE FIREPLACE. 69 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,568 BUT... 70 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,337 GEE, I KIND OF LIKE THAT RENOVATION IDEA OF YOURS. 71 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:19,223 GENERAL LOUDON, YOUR STEED IS READY. 72 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:25,863 THANK YOU, EZEKIEL. 73 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,433 THERE'S A FARTHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE. 74 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:33,004 TELL GENERAL WASHINGTON NOT TO BE CONCERNED. 75 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,940 GENERAL LOUDON IS ON HIS WAY. 76 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,476 OH, GENERAL. 77 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:42,180 I'M A SUCKER FOR A MAN IN AN IMAGINARY UNIFORM. 78 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,318 HI, HONEY. 79 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,486 I SAW YOU DRIVE UP. WHAT'S ALL THIS? 80 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,789 OH, I-- I WENT TO DETWEILER'S ANTIQUES 81 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,191 AND PICKED OUT SOME... 82 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,959 SOME ACCESSORIES FOR THE CARRIAGE HOUSE. 83 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,828 HE GAVE ME A BIG DISCOUNT. 84 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,896 DETWEILER NEVER GIVES DISCOUNTS. 85 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,833 HE DOES WHEN YOU BUY IN VOLUME. 86 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,735 GEORGE! WELCOME BACK. 87 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,404 - AWW. - HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 88 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,406 OH, THE FISHING WAS TERRIFIC. 89 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,242 AND FUN. YOU KNOW MY FRIEND DUTCH, 90 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,677 THE PRACTICAL JOKER? 91 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,112 YEAH, I'M FAMILIAR WITH HIS WORK. 92 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:17,415 WELL, HE GOT US AGAIN. 93 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:20,151 HE DRILLED A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT. 94 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,556 LAUGH? WE THOUGHT WE'D DROWN. 95 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,023 THAT DUTCH. 96 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:29,828 YEAH, HE'S THE EINSTEIN OF SILLY. 97 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,629 WELL, I'D BETTER GET BACK TO TAGGING THINGS 98 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,498 FOR THE YARD SALE. BYE, GEORGE. 99 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,468 - WHAT'S THIS STUFF? - OH, GEORGE, YOU'RE GONNA BE EXCITED. 100 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,870 WELL, IT'LL BE HARD TO TOP 101 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,939 THAT HOLE IN THE BOAT, BUT GO FOR IT. 102 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,509 GEORGE. WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS GARAGE. 103 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,378 NOW, WE'RE GONNA PUT HAND-CARVED, 104 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,580 SWINGING DOORS OVER THERE. 105 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,683 WE'RE GONNA PUT BACK THE HORSE STALLS OVER THERE. 106 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,485 AND WE'RE GONNA REPLACE THIS WALL 107 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:56,187 WITH MORE SWINGING DOORS AND TURN THIS PLACE BACK 108 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,022 INTO THE 18th CENTURY CARRIAGE HOUSE 109 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,190 THAT IT WAS MEANT TO BE. 110 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,058 - WHOA. - WELL, 111 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,561 - I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. - DICK, 112 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,463 HOW CAN YOU PUT A DOOR IN HERE? 113 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,565 MY WORK BENCH WILL BLOCK THE WAY. 114 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,501 NO, IT WON'T, GEORGE, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BUILD 115 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,302 A WHOLE NEW WORK SHED OUT BACK 116 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,604 WITH A WHOLE NEW WORK BENCH. 117 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,239 BUT DICK, RIGHT NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO 118 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,809 IS COME DOWNSTAIRS AND, BOOM, I'M AT WORK. 119 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:21,479 I DON'T WANT TO START COMMUTING. 120 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:25,283 WELL, WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN'T ORGANIZE YOU A CARPOOL. 121 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,552 DICK, ALL THIS RENOVATING 122 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,087 SOUNDS LIKE TOO BIG A JOB FOR US. 123 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,423 WELL, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, GEORGE. 124 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,057 I ADDED A THIRD MAN. HARLEY ESTIN. 125 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,325 HARLEY? 126 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,727 COME ON. I LIKE HIM, 127 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,596 BUT HE'S LOST MORE JOBS THAN HE'S HAD. 128 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,097 I KNOW, GEORGE. 129 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,967 I FIRED HIM ONCE MYSELF. 130 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:46,103 I GUESS WE ALL HAVE. 131 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,505 BUT HOW MUCH SKILL DOES IT TAKE 132 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,674 TO KNOCK OUT STUFF LIKE THIS? 133 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,510 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE OUT THE STUCCO? 134 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:53,845 GEORGE, IT DOESN'T BELONG. 135 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,613 YOU CAN'T REWRITE HISTORY. 136 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:56,948 I MEAN, PAUL REVERE DIDN'T MAKE 137 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,484 HIS MIDNIGHT RIDE ON A MOPED. 138 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,152 AND GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN'T THROW 139 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,421 A SCENIC CHECK ACROSS THE POTOMAC. 140 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,657 I MEAN, STUCCO JUST DOESN'T BELONG 141 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:08,426 IN AN AUTHENTIC 18th CENTURY CARRIAGE HOUSE. 142 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,828 WELL, IT'S YOUR INN. 143 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,396 BUT WHY STOP AT 200 YEARS AGO? 144 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:15,099 WHY NOT RESTORE IT TO WHAT IT WAS EVEN EARLIER? 145 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,669 A GLACIER. 146 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,970 OH, GUESS WHAT? 147 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,372 I'VE HAD ENOUGH SURPRISES FOR ONE DAY. 148 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,309 SOMETHING BOTHERING HIM? 149 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,545 WELL, I TOLD GEORGE ABOUT THE PLANS FOR THE RENOVATION. 150 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,013 YOU KNOW GEORGE. HE HATES CHANGES. 151 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,782 I NEVER NOTICED THAT. 152 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,851 WELL, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW HE STOPPED EATING RAISIN BRAN 153 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:35,152 WHEN THEY ADDED MORE RAISINS? 154 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,554 HE CLAIMED THE EXTRA SCOOP 155 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,957 THREW IT OUT OF PROPORTION. 156 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,525 BUT HE CAME AROUND. 157 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:43,828 NO, HE DIDN'T. HE SWITCHED TO CORN FLAKES. 158 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,897 THEN HE'S COPING. 159 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,298 WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 160 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,668 OH, THINGS LOOK GOOD FOR TOMORROW'S YARD SALE. 161 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,304 TOMORROW. SUNNY AND MILD. THAT'S GREAT. 162 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,741 [THUNDER CRASHES] 163 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,783 OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST OF IT. 164 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:09,220 BOY, DID YOU EVER SEE A STORM COME UP THAT FAST? 165 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,157 YES. 166 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,263 THIS PLATE IS MARKED 50 CENTS. 167 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,399 BUT IT'S CRACKED. WILL YOU TAKE A QUARTER? 168 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,135 WELL, OKAY. CASH OR CHARGE? 169 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,339 THANK YOU. 170 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,642 ENJOY YOUR NEW DAMAGED GOOD. 171 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,047 HI, STEPHANIE. 172 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,584 MICHAEL! WHAT'S ALL THIS? 173 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,052 OH NO. 174 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,655 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. 175 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,123 FLEA MARKETEERS. 176 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,425 BITE THAT LOVELY TONGUE, STEPH. 177 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,093 I'M NOT HERE TO BUY THIS BRIC-A-BRAC, 178 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,029 JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THOSE WHO DO. 179 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,431 MICHAEL, IF THIS IS SOME TEST OF MY AFFECTIONS, 180 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,867 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED. 181 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,334 BUT CUPCAKE, THINK OF THE SHOPPING SPREE 182 00:08:57,336 --> 00:09:00,004 WE COULD HAVE WITH THE PROCEEDS. 183 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,507 THERE'S A GOOD PLACE TO SET UP OVER THERE. 184 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,610 NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME, MY POCKETS WILL BE LINED 185 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,712 WITH UNREPORTED INCOME. 186 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,213 STEPHANIE? 187 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,515 I NEED YOU OVER HERE. 188 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,986 NO. 189 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,921 COULDN'T BE. 190 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:20,157 [STEPHANIE GASPS] 191 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,560 OH MY GOD. 192 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,130 A TRUDEAU ORIGINAL. 193 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,766 THAT HAS KNOWN ANOTHER BODY. 194 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,868 WELL, THAT CERTAINLY CAUGHT YOUR EYE. 195 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:34,105 CLOTHING ABUSE ALWAYS CATCHES MY EYE. 196 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,641 WHEN A DRESS LIKE THIS ENDS UP ON A WIRE HANGER, 197 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:40,177 HOW CAN WE CALL OURSELVES CIVILIZED? 198 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,814 - WHAT IS THIS? - WHITTLING ART. 199 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,850 IT LOOKS LIKE A POINTY STICK. 200 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,685 WELL, STARTED OUT TO BE A CHAIR, 201 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:50,321 BUT DARYL KIND OF OVERWORKED IT. 202 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,595 THIS-- THIS MOOD RING 203 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,330 SEEMS TO BE STUCK ON GREEN. 204 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,232 WELL, OF COURSE. 205 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,501 IF IT CHANGED COLOR, EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING. 206 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,769 YOU WOULDN'T WANT A BUNCH OF STRANGERS 207 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,137 SNOOPING AROUND INSIDE YOUR HEAD. 208 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,806 I DON'T THINK SO. 209 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,976 - I'LL TAKE IT. - GREAT. 210 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,577 OH, GEORGE, HARLEY'S HERE. 211 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,146 IT'S TIME TO GET STARTED ON THE CARRIAGE HOUSE. 212 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,548 OH, I CAN'T, DICK. JOANNA NEEDS ME HERE. 213 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,018 I'M VERY BUSY. CAN I HELP YOU? 214 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,619 HOW MUCH ARE THESE COASTERS? 215 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,487 JOANNA, HOW MUCH ARE THE COASTERS? 216 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,756 UM, A DOLLAR. 217 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,391 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 218 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,294 IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY. 219 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,398 STEPHANIE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE DRESS ON? 220 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,667 YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE IT. 221 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,234 I DO NOT LOVE IT. 222 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,570 I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR IT. 223 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,878 OH, HI, HARLEY. 224 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,412 HI, BOSS. 225 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,514 UH, BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 226 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:53,217 HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB 227 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,287 IN THIS CHALLENGING FIELD OF HELPING YOU OUT. 228 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,391 HARLEY, WHY DON'T YOU BRING THE TOOL BOX OVER HERE, 229 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,126 AND WE'LL GET STARTED. 230 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:08,532 AM I FIRED? 231 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,434 - NO, NO, HARLEY. - PHEW. 232 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,436 I COULD'VE SWORN I LATCHED THAT. 233 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,072 I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG, BUT LATCHING'S 234 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,507 KIND OF A SPECIALTY OF MINE. 235 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,975 HARLEY, WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU 236 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,445 PLANS I DREW UP ON WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE. 237 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:22,714 WE'RE-- WE'RE GONNA BE TURNING 238 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,316 THIS ORDINARY GARAGE BACK INTO... 239 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,652 THE BEAUTIFUL OLD CARRIAGE HOUSE IT WAS 200 YEARS AGO. 240 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,723 OKAY BY ME. 241 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,524 ALL RIGHT. SO WHY DON'T WE START 242 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,526 BY MOVING THE WORKBENCH AWAY FROM THE WALL? 243 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,494 I'M ON IT. 244 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,731 KIND OF A LOW ONE, ISN'T IT? 245 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,298 YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S WHY GEORGE IS ALWAYS 246 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,000 COMPLAINING ABOUT BACK ACHES. 247 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,535 ALL RIGHT. 248 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,537 ONE, TWO, THREE. LIFT! 249 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,339 OOH! 250 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,141 I SEE WHAT HE MEANS. 251 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,776 OH, LET'S SEE, IT'S BOLTED DOWN. 252 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,444 UM... 253 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,913 GET ME THE HEXAGONAL WRENCH IN THE TOOL BOX. 254 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,381 YEAH, I'M ON IT. 255 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,984 HEXAGONAL WRENCH, HEXAGONAL WRENCH. 256 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,220 HEXAGONAL WRENCH. 257 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,188 NOPE. 258 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,257 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOPE?" I PUT IT IN THERE MYSELF 259 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:10,027 - THIS MORNING. - AM I FIRED? 260 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,863 NO, HARLEY, I-- 261 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,497 WE'LL USE THE CRESCENT WRENCH INSTEAD. 262 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,000 GOOD IDEA. CRESCENT WRENCH, CRESCENT WRENCH. 263 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,802 CRESCENT WRENCH. 264 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,905 - NOPE. - YOU'RE KIDDING. 265 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,174 HOW ABOUT A NICE PAIR OF PLIERS? 266 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,977 OKAY. 267 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,979 NOPE. 268 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,081 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 269 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,684 - UH-- - NO, HARLEY, YOU'RE NOT FIRED. 270 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,352 IF YOU SAY THE TOOLS AREN'T IN THERE, 271 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,854 THEN THEY AREN'T IN THERE. 272 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,157 PHEW. THANKS, BOSS. 273 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,660 MAYBE I'D BETTER HAVE A LOOK. 274 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,829 OH, HI, GEORGE. HOW'S IT GOING? 275 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,764 WELL, THE CONVERSATION'S GOOD, 276 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,866 AND THE HOURS AREN'T BAD. 277 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,301 GEORGE, WHERE'S THE WRENCH? 278 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,503 - WHICH ONE, DICK? - ANY ONE. 279 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,172 SHOULD BE RIGHT IN THAT TOOLBOX. 280 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,007 OH, WE'VE CHECKED OUT ALL THE "SHOULD-BE'S." 281 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,543 WHAT WE NEED NOW IS AN "IS." 282 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,045 SORRY I COULDN'T HELP. 283 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,646 JOANNA WANTED ME TO GET MORE TAPE 284 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,648 BEFORE SHE RUNS OUT. 285 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,450 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON AND GET TO THE PANELING. 286 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,752 WE'LL BE LAYING IT ON THE SAWHORSES TO CUT. 287 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,088 SAWHORSES, HUH? YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, 288 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,825 I USED TO GET ON THOSE AND PRETEND THEY WERE REAL HORSES. 289 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,197 WHAT-- WHAT AN IMAGINATION. 290 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,885 HARLEY, HOLD IT STEADY. ARE YOU READY? 291 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:44,021 LET'S MAKE SAWDUST. 292 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,237 USUALLY WHEN I DO THIS, THERE ARE TWO PIECES. 293 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,075 THINK IT NEEDS A NEW BLADE? 294 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,077 A BLADE WOULD HELP. 295 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,912 BOY. DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING 296 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:11,883 THERE'S AN OUTSIDE FORCE WORKING AGAINST YOU? 297 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,051 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. 298 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,422 HI, HOW'S IT COMING? 299 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,025 WELL, THE CONVERSATION'S GOOD, AND THE HOURS AREN'T BAD. 300 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:26,297 UH, I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN HUNT UP THAT NEW SAW BLADE. 301 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,899 YEAH, IT'S GOING GREAT. IN A FEW DAYS, 302 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,934 WE SHOULD HAVE THIS GARAGE LOOKING 303 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,136 EXACTLY LIKE IT IS. 304 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,737 DICK, A COUPLE OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED IF YOU'VE GOT 305 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,806 ANY MORE OF THESE DRILL BITS. 306 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,309 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE? THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE. 307 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,843 WHY NOT? THEY WERE WITH THE OTHER TOOLS. 308 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,145 YOU'RE SELLING MY TOOLS. 309 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,846 LIKE HOTCAKES. 310 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,949 COME ON. HARLEY, I'LL BE BACK. 311 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,717 OKAY. AND WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY, 312 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,954 THIS MOUSE IS GONNA WORK LIKE A BANSHEE. 313 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,692 I'M SORRY, IF YOU BUY THE SOAP ON A ROPE. 314 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,395 YOU HAVE TO BUY THE STEERING WHEEL COVER. 315 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,097 I CAN'T BREAK UP THE SET. 316 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,266 OH. 317 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:06,237 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 318 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,673 YOUR SALES VOLUME SEEMS TO HAVE OUTSTRIPPED OURS. 319 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:13,610 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, LOCATION? 320 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:17,048 ACTUALLY, FELLAS, IT'S MORE A MATTER OF TECHNIQUE. 321 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,651 WATCH. 322 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,754 MY GOODNESS. A PRE-COLUMBIAN ART FOR $10? 323 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,957 THESE THREE MUST NOT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE. 324 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,059 I WISH MY WIFE WAS HERE WITH THE CHECKBOOK. 325 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,829 HONEY? 326 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,597 UH, I'LL TAKE IT. 327 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,966 HERE'S $10. 328 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,700 - SORRY. - ALL RIGHT, 20. 329 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,135 NO, MA'AM. 330 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,738 YOU'VE BEEN LED DOWN THE PATH OF DECEPTION. 331 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,107 YOU'RE WELCOME TO THAT, BUT IT AIN'T 332 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,708 NO PRE-COLUMBIAN NOTHING. 333 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:45,709 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 334 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,578 IT'S A GALLSTONE FROM A BEAR. 335 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,184 WELL, THEY'RE REAL HARD TO COME BY. 336 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,987 LOOK AWFUL NICE ON YOUR WHATNOT SHELF. 337 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,821 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. I SET IT UP. 338 00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,391 YOU DIDN'T CLOSE. THAT'S NOT GOOD BUSINESS. 339 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,160 WE JUST COULDN'T. WHAT YOU SAID WAS DISHONEST. 340 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,862 GOOD BUSINESS? DISHONEST? 341 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,698 "TO-MAY-TO, TO-MAH-TO." 342 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,941 MY PLIERS? 343 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,776 MY SAW BLADE? 344 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,145 I-- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 345 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,181 THE COMPLETE SOCKET WRENCH SET FOR 15 CENTS? 346 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,716 HEY, I'LL TAKE THOSE. 347 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,720 THE HELL YOU WILL. 348 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,523 UM, I'D LIKE TO BUY THIS. 349 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,925 - OH, YOU WOULD? - UH-HUH. 350 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,960 OH, YOU... 351 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,630 MUST BE ONE OF THE LUCKY FEW WHO CAN HANDLE THIS STYLE. 352 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,766 IT MAKES MOST WOMEN LOOK LIKE THEY'RE RETAINING FLUID. 353 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,803 - IT DOES? - THE MOST INSIDIOUS THING 354 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,274 IS THE WAY IT ROBS YOU OF ANY TRACE OF A BUST LINE. 355 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,244 UH, MAYBE I'LL MULL THIS OVER A LITTLE BIT. 356 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,180 OH, DEAR. I HOPE IT WASN'T ANYTHING I SAID. 357 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,091 MY PIPE WRENCH FOR FIVE CENTS? 358 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,759 WELL, DICK, IF YOU DIDN'T PUT PRICE TAGS 359 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,294 ON THESE THINGS, WHO DID? 360 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,629 OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WITH NO HEAD FOR BUSINESS. 361 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,365 I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH SOMEONE WERE 362 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,300 TRYING TO STOP ME FROM... 363 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,036 WAIT. 364 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,439 UTLEY? 365 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,806 DICK. 366 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,841 GEORGE, YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO-- 367 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,544 THAT-- THAT ISN'T FOR SALE. 368 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,746 MR. LOUDON. YOU ARE DISPLAYING THINGS IN YOUR LOBBY. 369 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,482 IF YOU SELL THEM, IT'S A SALE. 370 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,551 IF YOU DO NOT SELL THEM, IT'S A MUSEUM. 371 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,352 I HATE MUSEUMS. 372 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:39,190 I DON'T CARE. 373 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,892 GEORGE, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE THE RENOVATIONS. 374 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,927 NOW, YOU HAD THE MEANS, THE MOTIVE, THE OPPORTUNITY, 375 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,330 AND THE KEYS TO THE GARAGE. 376 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,065 WAS IT YOU, GEORGE? 377 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,000 MAYBE. 378 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,802 GEORGE, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 379 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,937 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THE GARAGE BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. 380 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,139 NOW STOP FIGHTING IT. 381 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,907 WOW. LOOK AT THIS. 382 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,609 DRILL BITS, SAW BLADES. 383 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,212 THIS PLACE IS A TREASURE TROVE. 384 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,779 ALL THE TOOLS WE NEED. 385 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,448 AND CHEAP TOO. 386 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:08,018 HARLEY. GO AWAY. 387 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,453 - AM I FIRED? - NO. 388 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,955 OH, THEN IT'S A BREAK. 389 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,326 GEORGE? 390 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,028 [PEOPLE GASP, CLAMOR] 391 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,165 HOW'S THAT FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY, DICK? 392 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,834 NO LIGHTS, NO HEAT. 393 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,670 WELCOME TO THE 18th CENTURY. 394 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,588 GEORGE, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 395 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,023 WHAT DO YOU CARE? 396 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,691 JUST FIX THE PLACE UP YOUR WAY. 397 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,726 NEVER MIND HOW I FEEL. 398 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,328 WELL, I-- I DO CARE. 399 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,697 I REALLY WANT YOUR BLESSING ON THIS. 400 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,332 YOU MEAN, IF I DON'T GIVE YOU MY BLESSING, 401 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,601 YOU WON'T GO THROUGH WITH IT? 402 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,204 NO... 403 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:04,175 I'LL DO IT, BUT I'LL FEEL BAD. 404 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,709 THANKS A LOT. 405 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,580 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE RAISIN BRAIN PEOPLE SAID. 406 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,616 GEORGE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE NEW WORK SHED. 407 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,385 I MEAN, FOR ONE THING, IT'LL HAVE A BENCH 408 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,753 THAT WASN'T BUILT FOR A MUNCHKIN. 409 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,689 MY DAD DIDN'T BUILD IT FOR A MUNCHKIN. 410 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,956 HE BUILT IT FOR A KID. 411 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,058 ME. 412 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,628 OH, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO LOW. 413 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,298 DICK, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS? 414 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,600 YEAH, IT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HIS SIDE. 415 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,370 NOT REALLY. 416 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:37,040 I JUST REALIZED THIS IS WHERE GEORGE GREW UP. 417 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,942 THIS WAS HIS... HIS-- 418 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,945 - REFUGE. - REFUGE. 419 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,447 IT'S FULL OF HIS... 420 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,116 - MEMORIES. - MEMORIES. 421 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,885 MORE THAN A REFUGE, THIS WAS HIS... 422 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,154 REAL NEAT PLACE. 423 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,292 GEORGE, I CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE. 424 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,993 THE POINT IS, DICK, THAT THIS GARAGE 425 00:19:56,995 --> 00:20:00,163 IS A PIECE OF GEORGE'S HISTORY. 426 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,599 YOU WANNA TALK HISTORY? 427 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,967 I'M NOT DOING THIS JUST FOR ME. 428 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,670 I'M-- I'M DOING THIS FOR AMERICA. 429 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,541 I MEAN, ONE MAN PRESERVING 430 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,110 ONE PIECE OF OUR GREAT 431 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,512 AMERICAN HERITAGE. 432 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,081 BESIDES, I REALLY WANT A CARRIAGE HOUSE. 433 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,819 WELL, IT'S YOUR INN. 434 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,121 GREAT. THEN IT'S SETTLED. 435 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,690 MAYBE BEFORE YOU RIP ALL THIS DOWN, 436 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,292 YOU COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THE NOTCHES 437 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,993 IN THIS POST FOR ME. 438 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,330 I'D LIKE TO REMEMBER HOW TALL I WAS WHEN I WAS SIX. 439 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,101 HE WAS SIX. 440 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,503 BUT LOOK AT THESE ARCHWAYS. 441 00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:40,871 I MEAN, UH... 442 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,806 MEN IN BREACHES AND WHITE WIGS 443 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:46,310 USED TO STAND UNDER THESE AND SAY THINGS LIKE... 444 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:49,413 "YE" AND... 445 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,848 "FORSOOTH." 446 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,584 AND... 447 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,820 AND "BREACHES." 448 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,890 AND WHEN I WAS JUST THREE. 449 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,258 GEORGE, LET-- LET ME SEE 450 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,160 IF I CAN EXPLAIN THIS. 451 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,428 THE CLOSEST I'M GONNA COME 452 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,896 TO RELIVING HISTORY 453 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,565 IS-- IS BY PRESERVING A BUILDING. 454 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,501 LIKE THIS COULD BE. 455 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,235 GEORGE, I LOVE HISTORY. 456 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,970 HISTORY IS... 457 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:16,840 IS THE GREAT JOY OF MY LIFE. 458 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,879 ONE-- ONE OF THE GREAT JOYS OF MY LIFE. 459 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,052 ONE OF THE TOP THREE JOYS. 460 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,390 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, DICK. 461 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:37,093 THIS IS WHERE I VISIT MY HISTORY. 462 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,563 SOMETIMES I WALK IN. 463 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:43,567 AND I CAN SEE MY DAD HAMMERING. 464 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,336 SOME NAILS 465 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,705 DANGLING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 466 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,507 HE LOOKS AT ME AND WINKS. 467 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,643 HE SAYS SOMETHING. 468 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,545 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM. HE'S GOT THOSE NAILS 469 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,513 HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 470 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,282 BUT WELL, WHAT THE HECK. 471 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,585 EVERYTHING CHANGES. 472 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,355 AND IT IS YOUR INN. 473 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,756 WELL, I-- 474 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,492 I MAY OWN THE INN, BUT... 475 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,327 I GUESS IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE 476 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,597 WHO HAVE MEMORIES HERE. 477 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,065 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE IT? 478 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:18,935 NOT A STICK. 479 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,872 DICK, I'M SORRY YOU NEVER MET MY DAD. 480 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,140 HE WOULD'VE LIKED YOU. 481 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,582 ALL SET, FELLAS. 482 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,452 I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 483 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,554 TO THANK YOU FOR THE FAITH YOU'VE SHOWN 484 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:41,425 IN NOT FIRING ME. 485 00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,294 OKAY, LET'S START RENOVATING. 486 00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,431 UH, HARLEY? 487 00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,311 �� [THEME MUSIC] 33802

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