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WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE PREVIOUS OWNERS

DIDN'T TAKE THIS WITH THEM WHEN THEY LEFT THE INN.

YEAH, COULD THEY HAVE BEEN THINKING?

BOY, WE HAVE SO MUCH JUNK TO GET RID OF.

IT RAINS EVERY TIME I HAVE A YARD SALE.

HONEY, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS RAIN.

WHAT ABOUT THE YARD SALE YOU HAD...

WELL, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME...

NOW, BY RAIN, ARE YOU INCLUDING HAIL?

OH, STEPHANIE, GOOD. LISTEN, KEEP SATURDAY OPEN.

WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUR HELP AT THE YARD SALE.

YARD SALE?

JOANNA, WOMEN WITH BUNIONS AND VARICOSE VEINS

BUYING EACH OTHERS' CLOTHES?

IN A WAY.

I JUST DROVE PAST ONE ONCE

AND STARTED TO HYPERVENTILATE.

I DIDN'T RELAX UNTIL I REACHED A MILE.

STEPHANIE, I PROMISE YOU, AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DISTRESS,

WE'LL RUSH YOU TO A DEPARTMENT STORE.

WON'T GEORGE BE BACK FROM HIS VACATION IN TIME TO DO IT?

HE'S BRED FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF.

GEORGE WILL BE BACK, BUT I STILL NEED YOU.

FINE, JOANNA.

WHAT NEXT?

TIE ME UP AND DRAG ME OFF

TO A SWAP MEET?

COME ON, DICK, WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE STUFF TO GET DOWN.

HONEY, THERE COULD BE VALUABLE STUFF IN HERE.

OH WOW.

SHOE TREES.

HI, I'M LARRY.

THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARYL.

AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER, DARYL.

HI, FELLAS.

MS. JOANNA, RUMOR HAS IT

THAT YOU'RE CONDUCTING A YARD SALE SATURDAY.

AND WE WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD SELL

SOME OF OUR UNUSABLES.

LIKE...

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, DARYL HAS A WHOLE STACK OF THEM ROMANCE NOVELS.

HE'S JUST A SLAVE TO THEM HARLEQUIN PEOPLE.

OTHER THAN THAT, JUST ASSORTED ODDS AND ENDS.

WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT.

YET.

MUCH OBLIGED.

HERE'S SOMETHING VALUABLE. A WOODCUT DATED 1780.

IT'S THE STRATFORD.

YEAH, IT'S OUR FRONT PORCH.

THAT'S OUR WEATHER VANE.

THAT'S OUR CARRIAGE HOUSE.

YOU MEAN WHERE OUR GARAGE IS?

IT'S THE SAME BUILDING.

IT USED TO BE A CARRIAGE HOUSE.

HUH.

- SAY. - OH-- OH, NO.

NO, I KNOW THAT LOOK.

THAT'S YOUR RENOVATE-OR-BUST LOOK.

- HONEY-- - NO, DICK.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE WENT THROUGH

RENOVATING THIS INN?

THE FOUR MONTHS THAT WE SPENT SPATTERED WITH PAINT,

HAGGLING OVER ANTIQUES, BREATHING TOXIC FUMES,

AND LEAVING PLASTER FOOTPRINTS WHEREVER WE WENT?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING TO SAY

WE COULD HANG IT OVER THE FIREPLACE.

BUT...

GEE, I KIND OF LIKE THAT RENOVATION IDEA OF YOURS.

GENERAL LOUDON, YOUR STEED IS READY.

THANK YOU, EZEKIEL.

THERE'S A FARTHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

TELL GENERAL WASHINGTON NOT TO BE CONCERNED.

GENERAL LOUDON IS ON HIS WAY.

OH, GENERAL.

I'M A SUCKER FOR A MAN IN AN IMAGINARY UNIFORM.

HI, HONEY.

I SAW YOU DRIVE UP. WHAT'S ALL THIS?

OH, I-- I WENT TO DETWEILER'S ANTIQUES

AND PICKED OUT SOME...

SOME ACCESSORIES FOR THE CARRIAGE HOUSE.

HE GAVE ME A BIG DISCOUNT.

DETWEILER NEVER GIVES DISCOUNTS.

HE DOES WHEN YOU BUY IN VOLUME.

GEORGE! WELCOME BACK.

- AWW. - HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

OH, THE FISHING WAS TERRIFIC.

AND FUN. YOU KNOW MY FRIEND DUTCH,

THE PRACTICAL JOKER?

YEAH, I'M FAMILIAR WITH HIS WORK.

WELL, HE GOT US AGAIN.

HE DRILLED A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT.

LAUGH? WE THOUGHT WE'D DROWN.

THAT DUTCH.

YEAH, HE'S THE EINSTEIN OF SILLY.

WELL, I'D BETTER GET BACK TO TAGGING THINGS

FOR THE YARD SALE. BYE, GEORGE.

- WHAT'S THIS STUFF? - OH, GEORGE, YOU'RE GONNA BE EXCITED.

WELL, IT'LL BE HARD TO TOP

THAT HOLE IN THE BOAT, BUT GO FOR IT.

GEORGE. WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS GARAGE.

NOW, WE'RE GONNA PUT HAND-CARVED,

SWINGING DOORS OVER THERE.

WE'RE GONNA PUT BACK THE HORSE STALLS OVER THERE.

AND WE'RE GONNA REPLACE THIS WALL

WITH MORE SWINGING DOORS AND TURN THIS PLACE BACK

INTO THE 18th CENTURY CARRIAGE HOUSE

THAT IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

- WHOA. - WELL,

- I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. - DICK,

HOW CAN YOU PUT A DOOR IN HERE?

MY WORK BENCH WILL BLOCK THE WAY.

NO, IT WON'T, GEORGE, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BUILD

A WHOLE NEW WORK SHED OUT BACK

WITH A WHOLE NEW WORK BENCH.

BUT DICK, RIGHT NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO

IS COME DOWNSTAIRS AND, BOOM, I'M AT WORK.

I DON'T WANT TO START COMMUTING.

WELL, WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN'T ORGANIZE YOU A CARPOOL.

DICK, ALL THIS RENOVATING

SOUNDS LIKE TOO BIG A JOB FOR US.

WELL, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, GEORGE.

I ADDED A THIRD MAN. HARLEY ESTIN.

HARLEY?

COME ON. I LIKE HIM,

BUT HE'S LOST MORE JOBS THAN HE'S HAD.

I KNOW, GEORGE.

I FIRED HIM ONCE MYSELF.

I GUESS WE ALL HAVE.

BUT HOW MUCH SKILL DOES IT TAKE

TO KNOCK OUT STUFF LIKE THIS?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE OUT THE STUCCO?

GEORGE, IT DOESN'T BELONG.

YOU CAN'T REWRITE HISTORY.

I MEAN, PAUL REVERE DIDN'T MAKE

HIS MIDNIGHT RIDE ON A MOPED.

AND GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN'T THROW

A SCENIC CHECK ACROSS THE POTOMAC.

I MEAN, STUCCO JUST DOESN'T BELONG

IN AN AUTHENTIC 18th CENTURY CARRIAGE HOUSE.

WELL, IT'S YOUR INN.

BUT WHY STOP AT 200 YEARS AGO?

WHY NOT RESTORE IT TO WHAT IT WAS EVEN EARLIER?

A GLACIER.

OH, GUESS WHAT?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH SURPRISES FOR ONE DAY.

SOMETHING BOTHERING HIM?

WELL, I TOLD GEORGE ABOUT THE PLANS FOR THE RENOVATION.

YOU KNOW GEORGE. HE HATES CHANGES.

I NEVER NOTICED THAT.

WELL, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW HE STOPPED EATING RAISIN BRAN

WHEN THEY ADDED MORE RAISINS?

HE CLAIMED THE EXTRA SCOOP

THREW IT OUT OF PROPORTION.

BUT HE CAME AROUND.

NO, HE DIDN'T. HE SWITCHED TO CORN FLAKES.

THEN HE'S COPING.

WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

OH, THINGS LOOK GOOD FOR TOMORROW'S YARD SALE.

TOMORROW. SUNNY AND MILD. THAT'S GREAT.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST OF IT.

BOY, DID YOU EVER SEE A STORM COME UP THAT FAST?

YES.

THIS PLATE IS MARKED 50 CENTS.

BUT IT'S CRACKED. WILL YOU TAKE A QUARTER?

WELL, OKAY. CASH OR CHARGE?

THANK YOU.

ENJOY YOUR NEW DAMAGED GOOD.

HI, STEPHANIE.

MICHAEL! WHAT'S ALL THIS?

OH NO.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.

FLEA MARKETEERS.

BITE THAT LOVELY TONGUE, STEPH.

I'M NOT HERE TO BUY THIS BRIC-A-BRAC,

JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THOSE WHO DO.

MICHAEL, IF THIS IS SOME TEST OF MY AFFECTIONS,

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED.

BUT CUPCAKE, THINK OF THE SHOPPING SPREE

WE COULD HAVE WITH THE PROCEEDS.

THERE'S A GOOD PLACE TO SET UP OVER THERE.

NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME, MY POCKETS WILL BE LINED

WITH UNREPORTED INCOME.

STEPHANIE?

I NEED YOU OVER HERE.

NO.

COULDN'T BE.

[STEPHANIE GASPS]

OH MY GOD.

A TRUDEAU ORIGINAL.

THAT HAS KNOWN ANOTHER BODY.

WELL, THAT CERTAINLY CAUGHT YOUR EYE.

CLOTHING ABUSE ALWAYS CATCHES MY EYE.

WHEN A DRESS LIKE THIS ENDS UP ON A WIRE HANGER,

HOW CAN WE CALL OURSELVES CIVILIZED?

- WHAT IS THIS? - WHITTLING ART.

IT LOOKS LIKE A POINTY STICK.

WELL, STARTED OUT TO BE A CHAIR,

BUT DARYL KIND OF OVERWORKED IT.

THIS-- THIS MOOD RING

SEEMS TO BE STUCK ON GREEN.

WELL, OF COURSE.

IF IT CHANGED COLOR, EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT A BUNCH OF STRANGERS

SNOOPING AROUND INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

I DON'T THINK SO.

- I'LL TAKE IT. - GREAT.

OH, GEORGE, HARLEY'S HERE.

IT'S TIME TO GET STARTED ON THE CARRIAGE HOUSE.

OH, I CAN'T, DICK. JOANNA NEEDS ME HERE.

I'M VERY BUSY. CAN I HELP YOU?

HOW MUCH ARE THESE COASTERS?

JOANNA, HOW MUCH ARE THE COASTERS?

UM, A DOLLAR.

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY.

STEPHANIE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE DRESS ON?

YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE IT.

I DO NOT LOVE IT.

I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR IT.

OH, HI, HARLEY.

HI, BOSS.

UH, BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB

IN THIS CHALLENGING FIELD OF HELPING YOU OUT.

HARLEY, WHY DON'T YOU BRING THE TOOL BOX OVER HERE,

AND WE'LL GET STARTED.

AM I FIRED?

- NO, NO, HARLEY. - PHEW.

I COULD'VE SWORN I LATCHED THAT.

I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG, BUT LATCHING'S

KIND OF A SPECIALTY OF MINE.

HARLEY, WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU

PLANS I DREW UP ON WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE.

WE'RE-- WE'RE GONNA BE TURNING

THIS ORDINARY GARAGE BACK INTO...

THE BEAUTIFUL OLD CARRIAGE HOUSE IT WAS 200 YEARS AGO.

OKAY BY ME.

ALL RIGHT. SO WHY DON'T WE START

BY MOVING THE WORKBENCH AWAY FROM THE WALL?

I'M ON IT.

KIND OF A LOW ONE, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S WHY GEORGE IS ALWAYS

COMPLAINING ABOUT BACK ACHES.

ALL RIGHT.

ONE, TWO, THREE. LIFT!

OOH!

I SEE WHAT HE MEANS.

OH, LET'S SEE, IT'S BOLTED DOWN.

UM...

GET ME THE HEXAGONAL WRENCH IN THE TOOL BOX.

YEAH, I'M ON IT.

HEXAGONAL WRENCH, HEXAGONAL WRENCH.

HEXAGONAL WRENCH.

NOPE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOPE?" I PUT IT IN THERE MYSELF

- THIS MORNING. - AM I FIRED?

NO, HARLEY, I--

WE'LL USE THE CRESCENT WRENCH INSTEAD.

GOOD IDEA. CRESCENT WRENCH, CRESCENT WRENCH.

CRESCENT WRENCH.

- NOPE. - YOU'RE KIDDING.

HOW ABOUT A NICE PAIR OF PLIERS?

OKAY.

NOPE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

- UH-- - NO, HARLEY, YOU'RE NOT FIRED.

IF YOU SAY THE TOOLS AREN'T IN THERE,

THEN THEY AREN'T IN THERE.

PHEW. THANKS, BOSS.

MAYBE I'D BETTER HAVE A LOOK.

OH, HI, GEORGE. HOW'S IT GOING?

WELL, THE CONVERSATION'S GOOD,

AND THE HOURS AREN'T BAD.

GEORGE, WHERE'S THE WRENCH?

- WHICH ONE, DICK? - ANY ONE.

SHOULD BE RIGHT IN THAT TOOLBOX.

OH, WE'VE CHECKED OUT ALL THE "SHOULD-BE'S."

WHAT WE NEED NOW IS AN "IS."

SORRY I COULDN'T HELP.

JOANNA WANTED ME TO GET MORE TAPE

BEFORE SHE RUNS OUT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON AND GET TO THE PANELING.

WE'LL BE LAYING IT ON THE SAWHORSES TO CUT.

SAWHORSES, HUH? YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID,

I USED TO GET ON THOSE AND PRETEND THEY WERE REAL HORSES.

WHAT-- WHAT AN IMAGINATION.

HARLEY, HOLD IT STEADY. ARE YOU READY?

LET'S MAKE SAWDUST.

USUALLY WHEN I DO THIS, THERE ARE TWO PIECES.

THINK IT NEEDS A NEW BLADE?

A BLADE WOULD HELP.

BOY. DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING

THERE'S AN OUTSIDE FORCE WORKING AGAINST YOU?

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

HI, HOW'S IT COMING?

WELL, THE CONVERSATION'S GOOD, AND THE HOURS AREN'T BAD.

UH, I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN HUNT UP THAT NEW SAW BLADE.

YEAH, IT'S GOING GREAT. IN A FEW DAYS,

WE SHOULD HAVE THIS GARAGE LOOKING

EXACTLY LIKE IT IS.

DICK, A COUPLE OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED IF YOU'VE GOT

ANY MORE OF THESE DRILL BITS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE? THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE.

WHY NOT? THEY WERE WITH THE OTHER TOOLS.

YOU'RE SELLING MY TOOLS.

LIKE HOTCAKES.

COME ON. HARLEY, I'LL BE BACK.

OKAY. AND WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY,

THIS MOUSE IS GONNA WORK LIKE A BANSHEE.

I'M SORRY, IF YOU BUY THE SOAP ON A ROPE.

YOU HAVE TO BUY THE STEERING WHEEL COVER.

I CAN'T BREAK UP THE SET.

OH.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

YOUR SALES VOLUME SEEMS TO HAVE OUTSTRIPPED OURS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, LOCATION?

ACTUALLY, FELLAS, IT'S MORE A MATTER OF TECHNIQUE.

WATCH.

MY GOODNESS. A PRE-COLUMBIAN ART FOR $10?

THESE THREE MUST NOT KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE.

I WISH MY WIFE WAS HERE WITH THE CHECKBOOK.

HONEY?

UH, I'LL TAKE IT.

HERE'S $10.

- SORRY. - ALL RIGHT, 20.

NO, MA'AM.

YOU'VE BEEN LED DOWN THE PATH OF DECEPTION.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO THAT, BUT IT AIN'T

NO PRE-COLUMBIAN NOTHING.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A GALLSTONE FROM A BEAR.

WELL, THEY'RE REAL HARD TO COME BY.

LOOK AWFUL NICE ON YOUR WHATNOT SHELF.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. I SET IT UP.

YOU DIDN'T CLOSE. THAT'S NOT GOOD BUSINESS.

WE JUST COULDN'T. WHAT YOU SAID WAS DISHONEST.

GOOD BUSINESS? DISHONEST?

"TO-MAY-TO, TO-MAH-TO."

MY PLIERS?

MY SAW BLADE?

I-- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

THE COMPLETE SOCKET WRENCH SET FOR 15 CENTS?

HEY, I'LL TAKE THOSE.

THE HELL YOU WILL.

UM, I'D LIKE TO BUY THIS.

- OH, YOU WOULD? - UH-HUH.

OH, YOU...

MUST BE ONE OF THE LUCKY FEW WHO CAN HANDLE THIS STYLE.

IT MAKES MOST WOMEN LOOK LIKE THEY'RE RETAINING FLUID.

- IT DOES? - THE MOST INSIDIOUS THING

IS THE WAY IT ROBS YOU OF ANY TRACE OF A BUST LINE.

UH, MAYBE I'LL MULL THIS OVER A LITTLE BIT.

OH, DEAR. I HOPE IT WASN'T ANYTHING I SAID.

MY PIPE WRENCH FOR FIVE CENTS?

WELL, DICK, IF YOU DIDN'T PUT PRICE TAGS

ON THESE THINGS, WHO DID?

OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WITH NO HEAD FOR BUSINESS.

I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH SOMEONE WERE

TRYING TO STOP ME FROM...

WAIT.

UTLEY?

DICK.

GEORGE, YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO--

THAT-- THAT ISN'T FOR SALE.

MR. LOUDON. YOU ARE DISPLAYING THINGS IN YOUR LOBBY.

IF YOU SELL THEM, IT'S A SALE.

IF YOU DO NOT SELL THEM, IT'S A MUSEUM.

I HATE MUSEUMS.

I DON'T CARE.

GEORGE, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE THE RENOVATIONS.

NOW, YOU HAD THE MEANS, THE MOTIVE, THE OPPORTUNITY,

AND THE KEYS TO THE GARAGE.

WAS IT YOU, GEORGE?

MAYBE.

GEORGE, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THE GARAGE BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.

NOW STOP FIGHTING IT.

WOW. LOOK AT THIS.

DRILL BITS, SAW BLADES.

THIS PLACE IS A TREASURE TROVE.

ALL THE TOOLS WE NEED.

AND CHEAP TOO.

HARLEY. GO AWAY.

- AM I FIRED? - NO.

OH, THEN IT'S A BREAK.

GEORGE?

[PEOPLE GASP, CLAMOR]

HOW'S THAT FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY, DICK?

NO LIGHTS, NO HEAT.

WELCOME TO THE 18th CENTURY.

GEORGE, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

WHAT DO YOU CARE?

JUST FIX THE PLACE UP YOUR WAY.

NEVER MIND HOW I FEEL.

WELL, I-- I DO CARE.

I REALLY WANT YOUR BLESSING ON THIS.

YOU MEAN, IF I DON'T GIVE YOU MY BLESSING,

YOU WON'T GO THROUGH WITH IT?

NO...

I'LL DO IT, BUT I'LL FEEL BAD.

THANKS A LOT.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE RAISIN BRAIN PEOPLE SAID.

GEORGE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE NEW WORK SHED.

I MEAN, FOR ONE THING, IT'LL HAVE A BENCH

THAT WASN'T BUILT FOR A MUNCHKIN.

MY DAD DIDN'T BUILD IT FOR A MUNCHKIN.

HE BUILT IT FOR A KID.

ME.

OH, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO LOW.

DICK, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS?

YEAH, IT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HIS SIDE.

NOT REALLY.

I JUST REALIZED THIS IS WHERE GEORGE GREW UP.

THIS WAS HIS... HIS--

- REFUGE. - REFUGE.

IT'S FULL OF HIS...

- MEMORIES. - MEMORIES.

MORE THAN A REFUGE, THIS WAS HIS...

REAL NEAT PLACE.

GEORGE, I CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE.

THE POINT IS, DICK, THAT THIS GARAGE

IS A PIECE OF GEORGE'S HISTORY.

YOU WANNA TALK HISTORY?

I'M NOT DOING THIS JUST FOR ME.

I'M-- I'M DOING THIS FOR AMERICA.

I MEAN, ONE MAN PRESERVING

ONE PIECE OF OUR GREAT

AMERICAN HERITAGE.

BESIDES, I REALLY WANT A CARRIAGE HOUSE.

WELL, IT'S YOUR INN.

GREAT. THEN IT'S SETTLED.

MAYBE BEFORE YOU RIP ALL THIS DOWN,

YOU COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THE NOTCHES

IN THIS POST FOR ME.

I'D LIKE TO REMEMBER HOW TALL I WAS WHEN I WAS SIX.

HE WAS SIX.

BUT LOOK AT THESE ARCHWAYS.

I MEAN, UH...

MEN IN BREACHES AND WHITE WIGS

USED TO STAND UNDER THESE AND SAY THINGS LIKE...

"YE" AND...

"FORSOOTH."

AND...

AND "BREACHES."

AND WHEN I WAS JUST THREE.

GEORGE, LET-- LET ME SEE

IF I CAN EXPLAIN THIS.

THE CLOSEST I'M GONNA COME

TO RELIVING HISTORY

IS-- IS BY PRESERVING A BUILDING.

LIKE THIS COULD BE.

GEORGE, I LOVE HISTORY.

HISTORY IS...

IS THE GREAT JOY OF MY LIFE.

ONE-- ONE OF THE GREAT JOYS OF MY LIFE.

ONE OF THE TOP THREE JOYS.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, DICK.

THIS IS WHERE I VISIT MY HISTORY.

SOMETIMES I WALK IN.

AND I CAN SEE MY DAD HAMMERING.

SOME NAILS

DANGLING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

HE LOOKS AT ME AND WINKS.

HE SAYS SOMETHING.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM. HE'S GOT THOSE NAILS

HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

BUT WELL, WHAT THE HECK.

EVERYTHING CHANGES.

AND IT IS YOUR INN.

WELL, I--

I MAY OWN THE INN, BUT...

I GUESS IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE

WHO HAVE MEMORIES HERE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE IT?

NOT A STICK.

DICK, I'M SORRY YOU NEVER MET MY DAD.

HE WOULD'VE LIKED YOU.

ALL SET, FELLAS.

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO THANK YOU FOR THE FAITH YOU'VE SHOWN

IN NOT FIRING ME.

OKAY, LET'S START RENOVATING.

UH, HARLEY?

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