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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,257 HI, DICK. HAPPY? NEED, UH... 2 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,493 NEED ANYTHING FOR THE OFFICE? 3 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:04,796 HOW-HOW ABOUT A LOCK FOR MY DOOR? 4 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,665 [CHUCKLES] 5 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,301 NO. UH, I MEAN IT, REALLY. ANYTHING. 6 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,602 - ANYTHING. - WELL, HOW ABOUT 7 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,204 THE PENCIL SHARPENER YOU PROMISED ME 8 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,605 FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 9 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,407 I'M SORRY, DICK. THOSE ARE JUST 10 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,009 IMPOSSIBLE TO GET. 11 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,378 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF MINE. 12 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,848 YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE? 13 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,384 WELL, NOT ANYMORE. [LAUGHS] 14 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,919 BUT, HEY, NO SACRIFICE 15 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,755 IS TOO GREAT. 16 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,224 OH, BY THE BY... 17 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,025 THE, UH, STATION MANAGER AND I WERE JUST HAVING 18 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,528 A LITTLE CHAT ABOUT MY FUTURE. 19 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,497 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD POKE THAT SINCERE HEAD IN 20 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,500 AND SAY A KIND WORD OR TWO ABOUT YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 21 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,835 AH! SO, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 22 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,604 DICK, YOU WOULDN'T DENY ME ONE LITTLE PLUG 23 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,771 AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU. 24 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,341 NO, I-I REALLY CHERISH THESE LAST TWO MINUTES. 25 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,512 OKAY. 26 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,055 [KNOCKING] 27 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,691 COME IN. 28 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,627 HI, BEV. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 29 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,629 OH, HI, DICK! GOOD TO SEE YOU. 30 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,864 UM, CAN YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE? 31 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,901 ED, I'M WATCHING THE NEWS. 32 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,737 DWIGHT'S GOT SPINACH STUCK IN HIS TEETH AGAIN. 33 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,706 WELL, WHEN WE GO TO COMMERCIAL, 34 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,442 TOSS HIM SOME DENTAL FLOSS. 35 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,244 SO, DICK... MICHAEL'S BEEN 36 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,779 TELLING ME YOU'RE VERY HAPPY. 37 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,847 [WHIRRING] 38 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,123 YEAH, THINGS-- THINGS ARE GOING... 39 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,092 GREAT. 40 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,727 DON'T BE MODEST, DICK. TELL HER-- TELL HER 41 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,229 ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU. 42 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,731 HE-HE'S DONE, UM... 43 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,133 UH, A LOT. 44 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,703 PLEASE, DICK. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 45 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,838 I SEE. SO, IN YOUR OPINION, 46 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,508 MICHAEL DESERVES A HOT TUB IN HIS OFFICE. 47 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,646 A HO-- A HOT TUB? 48 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:02,847 YOU KNOW, DICK. TO RELIEVE TENSION 49 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,517 DURING THOSE LATE NIGHT BRAIN-STORMING SESSIONS. 50 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,554 UH, I-- I HAVE-- I HAVE NO OPINION ON IT. 51 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,156 WELL, BUT YOU DO AGREE WITH MICHAEL'S OTHER DEMANDS. 52 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:15,427 SAY, UH, FULL-TIME ASSISTANT, THE PAID TRIP TO NEW YORK 53 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,395 EACH MONTH... 54 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,198 A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE. 55 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,500 UH, I'M-I'M SORRY. I-I HAD NO IDEA 56 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,770 I WAS GOING TO BE USED AS A PAWN IN SOMEBODY'S 57 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,672 CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS. 58 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,907 WELL, MICHAEL, IT SEEMS DICK FINDS 59 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:31,809 YOUR DEMANDS AS OUTRAGEOUS AS I DO. 60 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:33,211 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO. 61 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,879 TO ALL OF THEM? 62 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:38,450 WHAT IS THIS, PUBLIC TELEVISION? 63 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,452 I'M-I'M-- I'M GOING-- I'M GOING TO LEAVE. 64 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,086 I'M WITH YOU, DICK. YOU HEAR THAT, BEV? 65 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,724 EITHER I GET WHAT I WANT OR DICK AND I WALK. 66 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,225 WHAT? 67 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,027 MICHAEL, YOU'RE DRAGGING DICK INTO THIS AGAINST HIS WILL. 68 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,397 I FIND THAT INCREDIBLY... 69 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,998 SLIMY. 70 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,967 I DON'T THINK I WANT TO RENEW YOUR CONTRACT, 71 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,201 AT ANY PRICE. 72 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,170 COME AGAIN? 73 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,473 YOU'RE FIRED. 74 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,974 LISTEN, BEV. I-I WAS GOING 75 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,910 TO INSIST YOU USE THAT HOT TUB TOO. 76 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,612 - GOOD-BYE, MICHAEL. - AS FAR AS NEW YORK GOES, 77 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,014 I CAN LIVE WITH MY LITTLE TOWN BLUES. 78 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,016 GOOD-BYE, MICHAEL. 79 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,285 BEV, YOUR SIDE OF THE NEGOTIATION 80 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,954 IS STARTING TO SOUND A BIT ONE-NOTED. 81 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,456 OKAY. 82 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:19,924 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD IT HAPPENED THIS WAY. 83 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,893 YOU JUST TRY TO REPLACE ME. THIS TOWN ISN'T EXACTLY 84 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,228 CRAWLING WITH WUNDERKINDS. 85 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,573 HI. I'M LARRY. 86 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:39,477 THIS IS MY BROTHER DARRYL. THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL. 87 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,978 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU FELLAS? 88 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,747 WE WAS WONDERIN' IF YOU'D HANG ONE 89 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,249 OF OUR PROMOTIONAL FLIERS HERE AT THE INN. 90 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,352 WE'RE TRYIN' TO GIVE OUR CAFE BUSINESS 91 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,853 A KICK IN THE GET-ALONG. 92 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,194 "THIS THURSDAY IS 'BLOOD-TYPE O NIGHT'." 93 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,997 OH, LARRY... 94 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,334 READ ON. IT GETS BETTER. 95 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:05,069 "TO ALL FOLKS WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED FLUID 96 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:06,904 "COURSIN' THROUGH THEIR VEINS, 97 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:10,141 FREE BEVERAGE WITH YOUR MEAL." 98 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,576 LARRY, I REALLY DON'T THINK 99 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,311 THIS IS GOING TO ATTRACT MANY PEOPLE. 100 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,280 WELL...DARRYL DID A LOT OF RESEARCH. 101 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,450 AND TYPE O IS THE MOST POPULAR BLOOD. 102 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,788 - HI, GUYS. - AFTERNOON, MISS STEPHANIE. 103 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,524 WOULD YOU DO US THE PLEASURE OF DRAGGIN' YOUR LOVELY BONES 104 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,059 OVER TO OUR CAFE THIS THURSDAY? 105 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,465 "VEINS," "BLOOD," "BEVERAGE," 106 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,567 EW! 107 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,968 DARRYL... 108 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,603 THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LET YOU MOUNT 109 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:42,073 AN ADVERTISING BLITZ. 110 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,675 HELLO, HONEY. HI, GUYS. 111 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,845 - MICHAEL! - STEPH. 112 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,546 OH, MY GOD. 113 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,881 SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED 114 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,916 TO YOUR INCOME. 115 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,519 THAT'S MY EXTRA SENSORY SWEETIE. 116 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,020 ACTUALLY, WE'VE HIT A SMALL SNAG 117 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,390 IN MY CONTRACT NEGOTIATION. 118 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,458 HE WAS FIRED. 119 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,326 - WHAT? - IT WAS A FLUKE, STEPH. 120 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,262 I WAS PRACTICALLY FLOATING IN MY HOT TUB 121 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,398 WHEN DICK TORPEDOED ME. 122 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,767 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. YOU WERE TRYING TO USE TRICKERY 123 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,134 AND DECEIT TO GET WHAT YOU WANTED. 124 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,570 AND YOU WOULDN'T HELP HIM? 125 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,138 IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR EMPLOYMENT, 126 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,875 IT'S BECOME APPARENT TO US THAT WE'RE IN DIRE NEED 127 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,044 OF A MEDIA CONSULTANT. 128 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,913 WELL, GUYS, I'M... 129 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,748 HONORED. 130 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,750 UM...BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I'M STRICTLY A-- 131 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,552 A BROADCAST ANIMAL. 132 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,655 WELL...IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, WE'RE CONFIDENT YOU'D MAKE 133 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,824 THE CROSSOVER TO THE PRINT MEDIUM. 134 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,698 MICHAEL, YOU SEEM TO BE TAKING THIS ALL 135 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,367 - RATHER LIGHTLY. - WELL, IT'S EASY... 136 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,737 WHEN YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE. 137 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,440 THE RESUME THAT NO ONE SAYS "NO" TO. 138 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:54,779 YOU LIST WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY AS A REFERENCE? 139 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,615 HE, UH, SPOKE AT A SEMINAR I ATTENDED. WE HIT IT OFF. 140 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,216 REALLY? 141 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:02,921 AS FAR AS I COULD TELL, FROM THE ROW I WAS SITTING IN. 142 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,356 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A BUDDY. 143 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,858 A ONE LOOK AT THIS, I'LL BE SNATCHED UP 144 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,660 BY A NETWORK SO FAST, I'LL GET WHIPLASH. 145 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,394 OH! 146 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,331 MICHAEL, WHAT'S-WHAT'S THIS? YOU HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO 147 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,200 WITH GHOSTBUSTERS. 148 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,602 COME ON, DICK. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY 149 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,471 CHECK ON THESE THINGS. 150 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,478 [KNOCKING] 151 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,613 HI, DICK! 152 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,483 I MAY HAVE FOUND A NEW PRODUCER FOR YOUR SHOW. 153 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,150 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE JOB? 154 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:35,620 ME? IT SOUNDS-- IT SOUNDS PRETTY COMPLICATED. 155 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:39,123 MICHAEL DID IT. 156 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,925 WELL, THAT-THAT'S TRUE. 157 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,293 BESIDES, THIS WAY YOU'D HAVE 158 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,061 COMPLETE CONTROL OVER YOUR OWN SHOW. 159 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,898 WELL, I COULD FINALLY GET INTELLIGENT, 160 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,066 THOUGHT-PROVOKING GUESTS. 161 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:52,103 WELL, CHECK WITH ME BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY BOOK ANYBODY. 162 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,508 NOW, I'VE ASKED YOUR PRODUCTION CREW 163 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,709 TO STOP BY, SO YOU CAN GO OVER 164 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,844 WHAT YOU'LL NEED FOR THIS WEEK'S SHOW. 165 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:03,314 UH, DICK, YOU KNOW LEN, YOUR PRODUCTION MANAGER. 166 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:07,284 BUD, YOUR PROP MAN. 167 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:10,488 AND ERNIE, YOUR GOPHER. 168 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,724 GUYS... 169 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,259 DICK'S YOUR BOSS FROM NOW ON. 170 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,498 BOY, IS SHE HOT! 171 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:26,137 YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T-- UH, WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED. 172 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,339 WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHAEL? 173 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,775 UH, HE DECIDED TO MOVE ON TO... 174 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,010 TO OTHER HORIZONS. 175 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,145 GOT CANNED OVER THE HOT TUB, HUH? 176 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,550 UM, FOR-FOR THIS WEEK, I-I'VE PULLED OFF 177 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,384 A REAL COUP. I HAVE, UH... 178 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,654 HENRY JENSEN, THE-- THE LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHER? 179 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,895 SO, UH... ANY-ANYWAY, I'LL NEED AN EASEL 180 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,496 TO, UH, DISPLAY HIS PHOTOS. 181 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,499 YOU KNOW, FOR PHOTOGRAPHS, I'D RECOMMEND AN EASEL. 182 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,473 THAT-THAT-- THAT COULD WORK. 183 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,309 DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY ONE OR-- OR MAKE ONE IN THE SHOP? 184 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:06,744 UH, MAKE ONE. 185 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,913 MAKE ONE? 186 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,549 OKAY. 187 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,884 UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 188 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,219 NO, NOTHING. JUST THAT IT'LL COST ABOUT 189 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,589 THREE TIMES AS MUCH AS BUYING ONE. 190 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,591 OH. WELL, THEN, UM... 191 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,993 THEN-THEN-- THEN BUY ONE. 192 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:25,597 FILL OUT A PURCHASE ORDER. 193 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,466 AND I'LL, UH-- I'LL NEED-- I'LL NEED A POINTER TOO. 194 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,069 OH, YOU COULD USE A POINTER TO GO WITH THAT EASEL. 195 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,873 GOOD-- GOOD IDEA. 196 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,475 WANT ME TO BUY IT OR MAKE IT? 197 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,316 UM... UH, BUY IT. 198 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,019 OKAY. 199 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,921 - WH-WHAT? - NOTHING. IT'S, UH, 200 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,123 JUST THAT WE COULD MAKE A POINTER IN THE SHOP 201 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,391 FOR NEXT TO NOTHING AND BE A LOT LESS PAPERWORK. 202 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,628 OH, OKAY, THEN. THEN-THEN MAKE IT. 203 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,731 [CLEARS THROAT REPEATEDLY] 204 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:03,134 NO, NOT A LOT LESS. 205 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,502 NOW, I, UM... 206 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,104 I WANT THE POINTER TO BE ABOUT-- 207 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,471 HEY, HEY, HEY. DICK. DICK. 208 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,206 [CHUCKLES] DON'T WORRY. 209 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,275 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. 210 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,113 LOOK. I'VE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS THIRTY YEARS. TELL HIM! 211 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,081 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 212 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,218 I'M-I'M-- I'M SURE YOU DO. 213 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,254 UM, WHAT ABOUT TRANSPORTATION FOR... 214 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,256 UM, THIS PHOTO GUY? 215 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,324 WELL, HE, UH... 216 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,893 HE LIVES RIGHT NEAR ME, SO I CAN-- 217 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,028 I CAN BRING HIM HERE MYSELF. 218 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,063 - OKAY. - WHAT? 219 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,465 NOTHING. IT JUST MIGHT COST THE TRANSPORTATION GUY 220 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,433 - HIS JOB, THAT'S ALL. - OH. 221 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:37,902 ERNIE'S OUR TRANSPORTATION GUY. 222 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,642 JUST, UH, FILL OUT THE WORK ORDER. 223 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,177 FI-FINE. 224 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,445 UM, I'LL HAVE TO BORROW YOUR CAR. 225 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,282 I TOTALED MINE LAST WEEK. 226 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,017 DON'T WORRY. I'VE LEARNED NOT TO LET PEOPLE 227 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,787 GOAD ME INTO RACING. 228 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,926 - OH, HI, HONEY. - HI. 229 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,898 GUESS WHAT? THE STATION MANAGER 230 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,900 HAS DECIDED TO LET ME PRODUCE MY OWN SHOW. 231 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,768 THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED. 232 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,904 NOT, UH-- NOT-NOT REALLY. 233 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,841 - HI, ALL! - OH, HI, MICHAEL. 234 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,810 - HOW ARE YOU? - MICHAEL! 235 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,778 YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME IN THREE DAYS. 236 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,246 I'M-I'M SORRY, CUPCAKE, BUT I'VE-- 237 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,481 [CHUCKLES] I'VE BEEN SWAMPED 238 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,017 WITH JOB OFFERS. 239 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,618 I'M-I'M TRYING TO PICK THE ONE THAT'LL 240 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,588 BE THE LEAST WORK, AND STILL GLOAT MY WALLET 241 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,123 TO YOUR SATISFACTION. 242 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,925 UM, YOU'RE EXCUSED. 243 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,060 [CHUCKLES] SO, IS BEV STILL 244 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,795 PULLING OUT HER PREMATURELY GRAYING HAIR, 245 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,064 TRYING TO REPLACE ME? 246 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,599 UH, ACT-ACTUALLY, SHE, UM-- 247 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,001 - SHE FOUND SOMEONE. - REALLY? SO FAST. 248 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,003 [STAMMERS] THAT'S TERRIFIC. 249 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,404 LOOKS-LOOKS LIKE, UH... 250 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,340 EVERYTHING'S WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST. 251 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,776 MICHAEL, LONG TIME NO SEE. HOW'S IT GOING? 252 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,978 [CRIES] 253 00:11:56,515 --> 00:12:00,051 GEE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT HIM SO HARD. 254 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,623 [CRIES] 255 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,125 MICHAEL? 256 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,426 I'M SURE THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE 257 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,863 MUST BE EATING YOU UP INSIDE, BUT YOU'RE MAKING 258 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,866 THE REST OF US UNCOMFORTABLE. 259 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,235 OH, I HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN THIS SWEATER. 260 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,803 OH. 261 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,271 IF IT COULDN'T TAKE TEARS, 262 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,674 I WOULD'VE HANDED YOU OVER TO JOANNA. 263 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,442 NOW, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG. 264 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,511 [SCOFFS] I'M, UH... 265 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,514 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WATERWORKS, EVERYONE. 266 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,884 [VOICE BREAKS] I'VE, UH... 267 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,952 I'VE HIT THE SKIDS. 268 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,220 I'M TOTALLY OUT OF MONEY. 269 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,290 [GASPS] 270 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,893 MY LANDLORD PADLOCKED MY APARTMENT. 271 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,561 ALL MY BILLS ARE PAST DUE. 272 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,497 I PEELED OUT IN MY TURBO Z 273 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,400 ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE REPOSSESSOR. 274 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,502 BU-BUT MICHAEL, YOU-- YOU LOST YOUR JOB 275 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,637 THREE DAYS AGO. WHERE-- WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY-- 276 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,611 OH. 277 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,646 I LIVE IN A FINANCIAL FAST LANE, DICK. 278 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,082 THE REALITY OF IT DIDN'T HIT ME UNTIL TODAY. 279 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,118 THERE, IN THE HARDWARE STORE, THEY... 280 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,686 TOOK AWAY MY GOLD CARD. 281 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,788 NO! 282 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,692 I NEVER SAW ONE CUT IN HALF WITH AN AXE BEFORE. 283 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,394 MICHAEL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET A JOB SOON. 284 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,631 REMEMBER THE RESUME THAT NO ONE CAN SAY "NO" TO. 285 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,000 THEY SAID IT. 47 TIMES. 286 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,969 47 POLITE REPLIES, TELLING ME 287 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,104 I'M FLY SPIT. 288 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:30,507 MICHAEL, I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE GOING THROUGH. 289 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,276 YOU DO? YOU'VE-- YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK? 290 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,745 NOPE. STARTED HERE WHEN I WAS 15. 291 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,780 BEEN HERE EVER SINCE. 292 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,183 IT'S A GOOD FEELING. 293 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,086 GEORGE, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO? 294 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,687 ALWAYS. 295 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,857 [HUMS] 296 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,529 WHO'D THEY FINALLY GET TO REPLACE ME? 297 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,599 WHAT CAREER-GRABBING VULTURE IS DROOLING OVER MY DESK 298 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,469 WHILE MY BODY'S STILL WARM? 299 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,605 THAT-THAT WOULD BE ME. 300 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,741 - YOU? - SOMEBODY WIPE THE FOOTPRINTS 301 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,609 OFF MY BACK. 302 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,711 MICHAEL, YOU-- YOU COULD CALL BEV. 303 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,213 WHAT'S THE POINT? SHE REALIZED 304 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,681 SHE DOESN'T NEED ME. 305 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,449 NO ONE DOES. 306 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,618 [SIGHS] WELL... 307 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,620 I'D BETTER SHOVE OFF. 308 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,089 IF YOU HAVE A CARDBOARD BOX, 309 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:21,359 I COULD USE SOME SHELTER TONIGHT. 310 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,860 MICHAEL... 311 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,496 I'M SURE THIS IS JUST A TEMPORARY, 312 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,532 ALBEIT DISGUSTING, PHASE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 313 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,734 AND UNTIL IT'S OVER, YOU CAN LIVE HERE. 314 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,870 SO, WE COULD GIVE HIM ROOM SEVEN. 315 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,139 I-I WON'T BE ANY BOTHER. 316 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,909 [CHUCKLES] I-I-- I DON'T EVEN 317 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,510 NEED ANY BLANKETS. YOU CAN JUST COVER ME 318 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,078 [VOICE BREAKS] WITH REJECTION LETTERS. 319 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,447 [CRIES] 320 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,723 [KNOCKING] 321 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,963 HI, DICK. 322 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,465 I PICKED UP THOSE PHOTOS FROM, UM... 323 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,201 THAT CAMERA GUY. 324 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,536 AND HERE'S YOUR CAR KEYS. 325 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,704 OH. THESE ARE GREAT. 326 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,109 W-WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THIS PICTURE OF MY CAR? 327 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,646 OH, SORRY. THAT'S FOR THE INSURANCE ADJUSTER. 328 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,182 - OH, NO. - IT'S NOT A BIG DENT. 329 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,484 STATION'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT. 330 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,752 I CAN DRIVE IT OVER TO THE REPAIR SHOP RIGHT NOW-- 331 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,054 NO! 332 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,189 I'LL-I'LL DRIVE IT-- DRIVE IT MYSELF. 333 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,158 OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL. 334 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,492 IT TENDS TO GO IN CIRCLES. 335 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,464 HEARD THE KID SMASHED UP YOUR CAR. 336 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,566 YOU'LL HAVE TO FILL OUT THIS INSURANCE CLAIM FORM. 337 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,505 HI, DICK. I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR APPROVAL 338 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,007 ON THIS POINTER. 339 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,981 WELL, BESIDES BEING TOO LONG, 340 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,715 IT'S NOT ROUND, AND IT DOESN'T 341 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:55,186 - HAVE A POINT. - SO, IT'S OKAY? 342 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,021 [STAMMERS] FORGET IT. I'LL-- I'LL TAKE IT HOME 343 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,356 AND HAVE MY HANDYMAN CUT IT. 344 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,591 OKAY. 345 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,060 I-I REALLY DON'T NEED A POINTER. 346 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,761 "CANCELING A PROP" 347 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,764 ORDER. 348 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,400 WHAT, UH-- WHAT-- WHAT ABOUT THE EASEL? 349 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,036 THE EASEL? THE EASEL! 350 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,570 [LAUGHS] I WAS SO BUSY 351 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:17,508 GETTING THE POINTER RIGHT, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. 352 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,277 - WELL, THAT IS THE MOST-- - OFF, DICK. I'M SORRY. 353 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,179 I'M ON A BREAK. 354 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,382 [CLEARS THROAT] HERE'S THE FORM 355 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,450 IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUD. 356 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,123 O-OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'VE-I'VE HAD FORMS 357 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,025 UP TO HERE, I HAVE A LOG FOR A POINTER, 358 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,893 AND I HAVE A CAR THAT GOES CLOCKWISE. 359 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,694 - SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE DONE! - DICK! 360 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:41,298 - WHAT? - MONDAY'S BUD'S BIRTHDAY. WE'RE ALL CHIPPING IN $10. 361 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,608 [HAMMERING] 362 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,350 MICHAEL, IT'S... 363 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,286 NOON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO EARLY? 364 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:05,423 I HAD ANOTHER NIGHTMARE. 365 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,459 IT WAS A TWO-HEADED CREATURE THAT LOOKED LIKE DICK AND BEV. 366 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,163 MICHAEL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MAKE A WHOLE DINNER 367 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,831 OUT OF AEROSOL CHEESE. 368 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,268 MICHAEL, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO 369 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,236 IN THE GARAGE. YOU WANT TO COME 370 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,138 WATCH ME HAMMER? 371 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,740 THANKS, GEORGE, BUT I THINK I WATCHED LONG ENOUGH YESTERDAY 372 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,709 TO LAST A WHILE. 373 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,278 I'LL JUST GO SIT OUT ON THE PORCH 374 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,447 AND WAVE AT CARS. 375 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,515 CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT. 376 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,795 STEPHANIE! 377 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,032 I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE. ARE YOU AVOIDING ME? 378 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:52,236 OH, MICHAEL, HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT? 379 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,770 [CHUCKLES] I'M SORRY. 380 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,873 - GIVE US A HUG. - NO. 381 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,875 MICHAEL... 382 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,978 OH, YOU'VE BEEN... 383 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,880 LIKE THIS FOR DAYS NOW. 384 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,816 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP BEING A LUMP 385 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,252 I HAVE TO VACUUM AROUND. 386 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,621 I CAN'T TELL, STEPH. ALL I CAN DO IS SET 387 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,022 DAILY GOALS FOR MYSELF 388 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,057 AND TRY TO MEET THEM. 389 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,759 I BETTER GET OUT AND START WAVING. 390 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,132 MICHAEL, I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME 391 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,033 TO THE STATION AND DEMAND YOUR JOB BACK. 392 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,535 NO, DICK. IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. 393 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,936 I GOT WHAT I DESERVE. 394 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,373 BEV FIRED ME BECAUSE I WAS SLIME. 395 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,176 I USE PEOPLE. 396 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,312 WELL, YEAH, BUT... 397 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,480 YOU-YOU WERE GOOD AT IT. 398 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,349 AT WHAT? SELLING OUT TO RATINGS? 399 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,552 PANDERING TO WHATEVER WAS BASE AND VILE IN THE AUDIENCE? 400 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,188 WELL, YEAH. 401 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,423 THANKS FOR CHEERLEADING, DICK. THE WORLD'S... 402 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,225 BETTER OFF WITH ME OUT OF WORK. 403 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,497 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ARGUE WITH HIM? 404 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,366 HONEY, I CAN'T. FROM SLIME ON, 405 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,468 HE WAS RIGHT. 406 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,570 STEPHANIE, MAYBE YOU CAN GET HIM TO GO WITH DICK. 407 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,104 HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET HIS JOB BACK. 408 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,440 JOANNA, I'VE JUST BEEN SUPPORTIVE FOR THREE MINUTES! 409 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,278 DON'T I GET ANY TIME FOR MYSELF ANYMORE? 410 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,113 OH, PISH! 411 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,582 MICHAEL? 412 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,450 - GET IN HERE. - BUT STEPH, 413 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,619 THERE'S A BUS COMING. 414 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,757 MICHAEL, LOOK AT ME! 415 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,594 I LOVE YOU. I BELIEVE IN YOU. 416 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,298 BUT WHEN I SEE YOU LIKE THIS, I JUST WANT TO SLAP YOU SILLY. 417 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,967 NOW, GO AND GET THAT JOB! 418 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,803 I CAN'T, STEPH. I'M NOTHING. 419 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,705 I'M-I'M A LAMP WITHOUT A BULB. 420 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,874 I'M-- I'M BAKED BEANS WITHOUT THAT LITTLE GLOB. 421 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,344 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT. 422 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,912 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SALT PORK, 423 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,481 BUT GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT IT REALLY-- 424 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,817 WAIT A MINUTE. I'M MORE LIKE THAT. 425 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,521 MICHAEL, YOU ARE NOT A PORK GLOB! 426 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,189 YOU HAVE TALENT! 427 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,558 YOU CAN SEEM SINCERE WHEN YOU'RE NOT. 428 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,694 YOU CAN SWITCH OPINIONS IN MID-SENTENCE 429 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,629 WITHOUT LOSING YOUR CONVICTION. 430 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,565 EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SCREAMS "PRODUCER." 431 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:07,204 NOW, GO BACK TO THAT STUPID STATION AND PRODUCE! 432 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:12,243 ALL RIGHT, DICK. I HAVE WHIPPED HIM INTO SHAPE. 433 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,510 NOW, IT'S UP TO YOU. 434 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,383 [KNOCKING] 435 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,453 COME IN. 436 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,789 HI, BEV. HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 437 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,425 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 438 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,160 YOU? 439 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:39,136 - MICHAEL? - HELLO, MS. DUTTON. 440 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,272 HE, UH-- HE CAN'T STAY LONG. 441 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:45,041 THIS MAN IS IN DEMAND. 442 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,511 MICHAEL, UH, TELL HER-- TELL HER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO. 443 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,712 [MUTTERING] WELL, YOU KNOW... 444 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,281 KIND OF... WELL, CHIPS... 445 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,015 UH... 446 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,884 WHAT-WHAT HE'S-- WHAT HE'S-- WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY 447 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,053 IS THAT HE'S CONSIDERING A-- A TON OF OTHER POSITIONS. 448 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:59,456 IS ONE OF THEM "UPRIGHT?" 449 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,025 CAN WE GO HOME NOW? I'M MISSING MY SOAPS. 450 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,897 BEV, CAN'T YOU TAKE HIM BACK? HE'S-- HE'S A GOOD PRODUCER. 451 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,666 I'M SORRY, DICK. 452 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,866 WELL... 453 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,935 I'M-I'M SORRY TOO. IF... 454 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,737 IF I DON'T GET HIM BACK, THEN... 455 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,071 THEN-THEN I'M WALKING. 456 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,307 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 457 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,841 OH, YEAH? JUST WATCH ME. 458 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,077 THIS-- THIS IS ME. LEAVING. 459 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:25,683 DICK! HE'S A JERK. 460 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,985 NOW, I-- I KNOW THAT, BUT I-- I NEED HIM. 461 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,487 YOU-YOU MEAN THAT, DICK? 462 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,855 DARN RIGHT, I DO. 463 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,725 SOMEBODY NEEDS ME! 464 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,159 WELL... [SIGHS] 465 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,128 IF YOU FEEL THAT STRONGLY ABOUT IT, 466 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,930 I GUESS I CAN RECONSIDER. 467 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,533 - THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 468 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,236 MOMENTITO, GUYS AND GALS. 469 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,973 LET'S NOT TOSS THE CONFETTI BEFORE THE PARADE. 470 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,075 WHAT ABOUT MY DEMANDS? 471 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:55,946 WHAT? 472 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,081 I'LL TAKE YOU BACK AT YOUR OLD SALARY. 473 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,516 NO FRILLS, NO PERKS. 474 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,018 I'LL COME BACK FOR 10% INTEREST. 475 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,154 FIVE. AND YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT. 476 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,656 BEV, READ MY LIPS. 477 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,992 [LAUGHS] 478 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,194 THERE'S NO MORE MONEY IN THE BUDGET. 479 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:13,263 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? TAKE IT OUT OF DICK'S SALARY? 480 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,766 - WELL-- - NO WAY! 481 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,000 [KNOCKING] 482 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,236 COME IN. 483 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,804 HERE YOU ARE, DICK. I FOUND YOU 484 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,674 A REAL NICE EASEL. 485 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,909 IT-IT HAS TWO LEGS. IT'LL FALL OVER. 486 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:28,044 GREAT! SO, IT'S OKAY. 487 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,549 OKAY, TAKE IT-- TAKE IT OUT OF MY SALARY. 488 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,150 ALL RIGHT! 489 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,287 THE WUNDERKIND IS BACK! 490 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,023 THANKS, DICK. I-- I WON'T FORGET YOU FOR THIS. 491 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,525 YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU KNOW THAT. 492 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,360 LOOK, IT-IT'LL BE WORTH IT JUST TO HAVE HIM 493 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,362 BAIL ME OUT OF ALL THAT PAPERWORK. 494 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,330 WHAT PAPERWORK? I ALWAYS HAVE LEN FILL IT OUT. 495 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,768 LEN CAN FILL IT OUT? 34646

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