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HONEY. I BROUGHT YOU
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
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OH, GREAT, HONEY. JUST POUR IT
IN MY BOOTS, WILL YOU?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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HELLO?
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YE-- YES, MR. PREMIARI.
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YEAH. WE KNOW
YOUR ROOM IS COLD.
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IT'S A PROBLEM
WITH OUR THERMOSTAT.
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YEAH, OUR HANDYMAN SHOULD
BE BACK WITH A NEW ONE
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IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
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WELL, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT
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THAT YOUR NOSE
IS GONNA DROP OFF.
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WELL THEN,
STOP PULLING ON IT.
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OH, GEORGE.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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OH, I'M SORRY, BUT SOME KIDS
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RAN THEIR SNOWMOBILE
INTO THE RIVER,
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AND I HELPED THEM GET OUT.
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- ARE THEY OKAY?
- FINE.
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AND I'VE GOT THE THERMOSTAT
RIGHT HERE.
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OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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DON'T BELIEVE THIS DAY.
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IT ISN'T ENOUGH
I HAVE TO WALK AROUND,
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HIDING MY FIGURE IN THESE.
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- YOU LOOK ADORABLE.
- I LOOK LIKE A BURRITO.
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AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH,
THEY INTERRUPTED
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THE TOP 20 COUNTDOWN
ON THE RADIO 19 TIMES
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FOR THE SAME STUPID
NEWS BULLETIN.
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WHAT NEWS BULLETIN?
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OH, ABOUT SOME STUPID GUY
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WHO RISKED HIS STUPID LIFE
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TO SAVE SOME STUPID KIDS
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WHO DROVE THEIR
STUPID SNOWMOBILE
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THROUGH THE ICE
INTO THE STUPID RIVER.
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DID THEY SAY WHO...
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WHO THIS HERO WAS?
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NO! THAT WAS
THE STUPID PART.
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NOBODY KNOWS.
HE JUST DROPPED THE KIDS
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AT THE HOSPITAL
AND DISAPPEARED.
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THE WHOLE TOWN'S
LOOKING FOR HIM.
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WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO ME?
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GEORGE,
DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT--
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JOANNA, WOULD YOU HAND ME
THAT SCREWDRIVER?
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OH MY GOD.
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I KNOW WHO IT MIGHT BE.
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- MICHAEL.
- YOUR MICHAEL?
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IT ALL FITS.
HE HASN'T CALLED TONIGHT,
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AND THE RADIO SAID
IT WAS A SELFLESS HERO.
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THAT'S MICHAEL.
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YOUR MICHAEL?
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OH, I'VE GOTTA CALL HIM.
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WHAT IS HE THINKING OF,
RISKING HIS LIFE LIKE THIS
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SO CLOSE TO
THE WINTER CARNIVAL?
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GEORGE?
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YOU'RE--
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YOU'RE THE HERO, AREN'T YOU?
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AW, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
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ANYBODY ELSE
WOULDN'T'VE DONE.
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SO I'D JUST AS SOON
KEEP IT QUIET.
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BUT GEORGE, EVERYONE WANTS
TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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THEY'RE ALL GOING
TO WANT TO THANK YOU.
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I KNOW, AND IT'LL BE
BIFF DAVIS ALL OVER GAIN.
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BIFF-- BIFF DAVIS?
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HE GREW A POTATO THAT LOOKED
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EXACTLY LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD.
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THEY PUT A PICTURE OF IT
IN THE NATIONAL TATTLE-TALE
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WITH A CAPTION THAT SAID,
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"GO AHEAD, BAKE MY DAY."
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FANS STARTED CALLING.
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MOSTLY WOMEN WHO PRETENDED
THEY LOVED HIM,
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BUT THEY WERE ONLY
AFTER HIS POTATO.
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HE COULDN'T SLEEP.
HE LOST HIS JOB.
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HE ATE THE POTATO.
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THEN ONE DAY HE DIED.
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I DON'T WANT THAT
HAPPENING TO ME.
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GEORGE, I--
I REALLY DON'T THINK
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THAT THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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NOT IF YOU DON'T TELL.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO,
I WON'T TELL.
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- PROMISE?
- I PROMISE.
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CROSS YOUR HEART
AND HOPE TO DIE?
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CROSS MY HEART
AND HOPE TO DIE.
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DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR--
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GEORGE,
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I'M NOT GONNA TELL,
ALL RIGHT?
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, JOANNA?
YOU WON'T TELL, WILL YOU?
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- NO.
- THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COME IN.
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YOU'LL BE RELIEVED TO KNOW,
I TALKED TO MICHAEL,
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AND HE DIDN'T PULL THOSE KIDS
OUT OF THE RIVER.
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REALLY.
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LUCKILY ENOUGH, AT THE TIME,
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HE WAS IN HIS WEEKLY SESSION
AT THE TANNING SALON.
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THANK GOD FOR
NARCISSISTIC PASTIMES.
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DICK? JIM AND CHESTER
WANT TO TALK TO US.
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DICK, WE'VE JUST
GOTTA FIND THIS HERO FELLA.
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IF IT HELPS ANY,
HE'S NOT A SUN-BRONZED ADONIS.
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THE WHOLE TOWN IS ABUZZ.
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THE MAN DOES
THIS COURAGEOUS DEED
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AND THEN JUST DISAPPEARS.
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EVERYONE WANTS
TO SHOW THEIR GRATITUDE
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TO THIS NOBLE SAMARITAN.
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YEAH, WE THOUGHT WE COULD
SMOKE HIM OUT WITH SOME CASH.
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WE'VE BEEN TALKING
TO THE MERCHANTS IN TOWN,
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AND THEY'RE ALL PUTTING UP
SOME REWARD MONEY.
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WELL, IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THAT,
YOU KNOW, HE'S A SHY MAN
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WHO PREFERS
TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
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YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANNA
PUT UP ANY MONEY?
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NO-NO, NO,
I'LL MAKE A CONTRIBUTION.
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WHAT IS-- WHAT IS
EVERYONE ELSE GIVING?
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50? 100?
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WELL, MOST PEOPLE
ARE GIVING FIVE,
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BUT THAT HUNDRED
SOUNDS GOOD.
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OKAY IF I USE THE PHONE?
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I WANNA FIND OUT HOW MUCH
THE OTHER GUYS HAVE RAISED.
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HELP YOURSELF.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
THERE'D BE A REWARD.
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WELL THAT'S NOT ALL.
THE MAYOR'S GONNA
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GIVE THIS FELLA
THE KEY TO THE CITY.
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A KEY TO THE CITY?
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WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY
OPEN ANYTHING.
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NO, THAT'S TRUE, BUT IT DOES
START WILLY FRYE'S TRACTOR.
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JIM.
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WE'VE GOT TO SAY SOMETHING.
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HONEY, IF WE TELL,
IT'S GONNA BE
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BIFF DAVIS'S POTATO
ALL OVER AGAIN.
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I MEAN,
CAN YOU LIVE WITH THAT?
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AYUP. WELL...
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MR. ANONYMOUS
JUST CAME FORWARD
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TO CLAIM HIS REWARD.
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- HE DID?
- THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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YEAH, WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED
IT WAS CRAZY OLLIE?
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- CRAZY OLLIE?
- AYUH.
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BUT THAT'S THE MAN WHO SPENDS
HIS DAYS DIRECTING TRAFFIC.
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IN WOODEN SHOES
AND A BAND UNIFORM.
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THAT'S THE ONE.
SO DICK, IF YOU'D CARE
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TO WRITE THAT CHECK?
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE,
I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
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YOU OUGHT TO INVESTIGATE THIS
BEFORE YOU TURN THE MONEY OVER?
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COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH
A LOT EASIER
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THAN THE WALLET, EH, DICK?
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NO, I'M JUST SAYING,
I DON'T THINK IT'S PRUDENT
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TO-- TO TAKE THE WORD OF A MAN
WHOSE FIRST WORD IS "CRAZY."
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AND ALSO, I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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TO GIVE HIM MONEY
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AND THE KEY TO DRIVE
HEAVY FARM EQUIPMENT.
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OH, HE WON'T NEED
A TRACTOR, DICK.
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HANK CAPRO'S GONNA LEND HIM
A BRAND-NEW CADILLAC.
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- THE CAR THAT TALKS TO YOU?
- HONEY?
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AND THEY'RE DEDICATING
THE NEW TEETER-TOTTER
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IN THE SCHOOLYARD
IN CRAZY OLLIE'S NAME.
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WHAT IS CRAZY OLLIE'S NAME?
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WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'LL LIVE ON.
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BECAUSE WHEN TALES OF HEROES
ARE TOLD.
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THIS WHOLE TOWN
WILL REMEMBER THE NAME--
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GEORGE UTLEY.
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- HUH?
- GEORGE?
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DICK.
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WE PROMISED
WE WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING,
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BUT HE TOLD US
THE WHOLE STORY.
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HE SAVED THOSE KIDS.
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OH.
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WELL, IT DID SEEM
KIND OF ODD
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THAT OLLIE SAID THERE WERE
FOUR KIDS INSTEAD OF TWO.
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AND THAT HE SCOOPED 'EM
OUT OF THE RIVER WITH A SPOON.
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LET'S GO
CONGRATULATE GEORGE.
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WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE,
I'D BETTER SPEAK TO HIM FIRST.
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IN FACT, I'D APPRECIATE IT
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IF YOU DIDN'T LET THIS
GO ANY FURTHER
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UNTIL AFTER I TALK TO HIM.
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- OKAY.
- MUM'S THE WORD.
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JUST A MINUTE.
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OKAY, COME ON IN.
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HI, GEORGE.
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YOU, UH, YOU GOT A MINUTE?
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YEAH, SURE THING,
I WAS JUST FOLDING MY LAUNDRY.
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I LOVE THE SMELL
OF FRESH LAUNDRY.
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HERE, TAKE A WHIFF.
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IS THAT SUNSHINE
IN YOUR NOSE,
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OR WHAT?
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CLOSE ENOUGH.
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GRAB THAT END, WOULD YOU?
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UH, GEORGE, REMEMBER HOW
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YOU WANTED IT KEPT A SECRET
HOW YOU SAVED THOSE KIDS?
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YEP.
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THAT'S THE PLAN.
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WELL, I HAD TO MOVE
TO PLAN B.
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WHAT'S PLAN B?
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THAT'S WHERE I OPEN
MY BIG MOUTH
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AND SPILL THE WHOLE STORY
TO JIM AND CHESTER.
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BAD PLAN.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT,
GEORGE.
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I MEAN, THEY WANNA
GIVE YOU MONEY
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AND A KEY TO THE CITY
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AND A CAR THAT TALKS.
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DICK,
DID THE BIFF DAVIS STORY
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MEAN NOTHING?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, GEORGE.
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LIFE CAN SURE
TURN ON YOU FAST.
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GEORGE, IT MAY NOT BE
AS BAD AS YOU THINK.
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JIM AND CHESTER PROMISED
NOT TO TELL ANYONE
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UNTIL I SAID IT WAS OKAY.
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I'LL CALL 'EM AND TELL 'EM
TO KEEP THE LID ON.
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MR. UTLEY! MR. UTLEY!
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WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG
TO COME FORWARD?
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HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE A HERO?
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HONEY, DID YOU FIND GEORGE?
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NO, I THINK HE'S AVOIDING ME,
AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM?
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WELL, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
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YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING
THE RIGHT THING AT THE TIME.
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WELL, I--
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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BESIDES, IF I HADN'T TOLD
JIM AND CHESTER,
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- YOU WOULD HAVE.
- I WOULD NOT.
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I GAVE GEORGE MY WORD.
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WHAT? YOU WERE THE ONE
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WHO WAS DYING
TO SPILL THE BEANS.
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BUT-- AND THIS IS THE POINT,
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I DIDN'T.
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FACE IT, DICK. YOU JUST CAN'T
HOLD YOUR BEANS.
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DICK, JOANNA.
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A REPORTER JUST ASKED ME
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IF HE COULD LOOK
THROUGH OUR GARBAGE.
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I TOLD HIM NO.
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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- FINE.
- OH GOOD.
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SEE, MY FIRST IMPULSE
WAS TO SAY, "OH YEAH,
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GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH.
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BUT THEN I REMEMBERED
IT'S NOT REALLY MY DECISION.
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I THINK
YOU PRETTY WELL CAPTURED
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OUR THOUGHTS ON THE SUBJECT.
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- HI, ALL.
- OH! MICHAEL!
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OH!
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OH!
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[STEPHANIE SIGHS]
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THAT WAS WELL WORTH
THE RUMPLE.
234
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,301
OH, I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN I REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT,
235
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,303
IT GIVES ME THE GOOSEYS.
236
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,038
TO THINK IF YOU HAD
LEFT THAT TANNING SALON
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JUST AN HOUR EARLIER,
GONE HOME BY A DIFFERENT ROUTE,
238
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,609
AND HADN'T HAD THE RADIO ON
TOO LOUD TO HEAR THE CRIES,
239
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,511
IT MIGHT'VE BEEN YOU
WHO DOVE INTO THAT RIVER.
240
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I COULD'VE LOST YOU.
241
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,449
I'M STILL SHAKING.
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00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,950
YEAH, PROMISE US
YOU'LL NEVER
243
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TAKE A CHANCE
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
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00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,122
WELL, THIS CALLS
FOR A CELEBRATION.
245
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,957
I'M GOING TO GO
MOISTURIZE THIS FACE
246
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:37,061
AND MAKE YOU GLAD
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH.
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GREAT.
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00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,331
OH, DICK.
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00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,366
WHAT POPS INTO YOUR MIND
WHEN I SAY,
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"THE GREATEST SHOW
ON EARTH?"
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- THE CIRCUS.
- WRONG.
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00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,307
VERMONT TODAY,
STARRING DICK LOUDON,
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WITH THIS SUNDAY'S GUEST,
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GEORGE UTLEY.
255
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,279
GEORGE IS HOT. GEORGE IS NOW.
GEORGE IS WHAT'S HAPPENING.
256
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,182
GEORGE IS MAD AT ME.
257
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,184
WELL, WHATEVER THE PROB IS,
HE'LL FORGET ABOUT IT
258
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,586
WHEN YOU OFFER THAT AIRTIME.
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00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,688
HE WON'T GO ON THE SHOW.
HE HATES BEING FAMOUS.
260
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,692
THAT'S THE PROB.
261
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,294
DID-- DID I JUST SAY "PROB?"
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00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,468
WOW. CASSEROLE-A-RAMA.
263
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,437
LOOK AT THIS.
EVERYWHERE I WENT,
264
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,739
PEOPLE KEPT
FORCING STUFF ON ME.
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00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,541
AT THE BANK,
ALL THE TELLERS INSISTED
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00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,545
ON POSING WITH ME IN FRONT
OF THE SECURITY CAMERA.
267
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,912
AND THEN AT
THE FILLING STATION,
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JOLENE NOT ONLY
CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD,
269
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,049
SHE GREASED THE AXLES.
270
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,319
AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN
WORK THERE.
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00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,887
THE REGULAR MECHANIC
WAS TOO BUSY
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MAKING ME A CASSEROLE.
273
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,361
GEORGE, THIS IS MY FAULT,
AND I'M SORRY.
274
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,064
IT WAS THE BEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
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IT WAS?
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00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,033
GEORGE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
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00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,636
TO APPEAR ON VERMONT TODAY?
278
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I'D LOVE IT!
279
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,739
- YOU WOULD?
- THANKS, DICK.
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00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,141
YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
I EVER HAD.
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00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,277
- I AM?
- NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE HAPPENED
282
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,246
IF YOU HADN'T
SPILLED THE BEANS.
283
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,387
DICK! GUESS WHO'S
IN THE HEADLINES AGAIN?
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00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,258
"11-YEAR-OLD GIRL
HAS SCIENCE PROJECT
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ACCEPTED BY NASA."
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00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,995
WELL, NOT THIS HEADLINE.
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00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,963
THAT HEADLINE.
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00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,266
"LOCAL HERO AT
GROUNDBREAKING CEREMONY
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FOR ICE CREAM PARLOR."
THAT'S NICE, GEORGE.
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00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,270
DID YOU SEE MY QUOTE?
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00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,673
"QUIPPED UTLEY,
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00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,008
"'MAYBE I SHOULD DO
ONE SHOVEL-FULL
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00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,412
FOR EACH FLAVOR.'"
294
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,515
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
295
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,519
THE CROWD LAUGHED
APPRECIATIVELY.
296
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,853
I'LL TRY TO BE THAT FUNNY
297
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,255
WHEN I DO YOUR SHOW, DICK.
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00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,724
OH, BY THE WAY,
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00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,493
IS THERE ANYTHING
I SHOULD KNOW BEFORE WE DO IT?
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00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,362
WELL, IT'S PRETTY
STRAIGHTFORWARD.
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00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,630
I'LL SIMPLY INTRODUCE YOU,
302
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,732
AND THEN YOU TELL WHAT HAPPENED
IN YOUR OWN WORDS.
303
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,767
WELL, I WAS DRIVING
BY THE RIVER,
304
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,704
I SAW THE KIDS,
AND I SAVED 'EM.
305
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,240
AND THEN MAYBE
I'LL TRY TO...
306
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,509
DRAW YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT.
307
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,678
HI, GUYS.
308
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,847
GEORGE, I NEED TO TALK
TO DICK FOR A MOMENT
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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,415
ABOUT VERMONT TODAY.
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00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,117
OH, GOOD.
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00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,553
GEORGE,
DON'T I HEAR SOME KIDS
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00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,723
GOING THROUGH
THE ICE SOMEWHERE?
313
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,358
OH, YOU WANT ME
TO LEAVE, RIGHT?
314
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,660
- IF IT'S OKAY.
- WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT OF
315
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,496
"THANK YOU FOR THE CASSEROLE"
NOTES TO WRITE.
316
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,931
THEY DON'T MAKE A CARD
FOR THAT, YOU KNOW.
317
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,236
DICK, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT
THIS KELLY HEPPLEWHITE KID?
318
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,704
THE ONE WHO'S GOT
A SCIENCE PROJECT
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00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,038
GOING UP ON
THE SPACE SHUTTLE?
320
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,174
YEAH, SHE'S IN
THE PAPER TODAY.
321
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,309
PAPER TODAY,
YOUR SHOW SUNDAY.
322
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:42,145
HERE'S THE POOP ON THE SITE.
323
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,783
MICHAEL, WAIT.
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00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,386
- THIS SUNDAY?
- PROBLEM, DICK?
325
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,920
THIS SUNDAY
IS GEORGE'S SHOW.
326
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,655
KELLY CAN DO OUR SHOW
NEXT WEEK.
327
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,024
DICK, IF IT WERE UP TO ME,
HEY, PERFECT SOLUTION.
328
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,526
BUT SHE'S OFF TO
THE SPACE CENTER MONDAY.
329
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,061
THEN ONTO THE COAST
AND MERV.
330
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,498
BUT GEORGE, HE'S PRETTY MUCH
HERE WHENEVER WE NEED HIM.
331
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,666
EITHER GEORGE
GOES ON THE SHOW,
332
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,636
OR I DON'T.
333
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,572
WELL, THIS SMACKS
OF ULTIMATUM.
334
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,840
YEAH.
335
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,475
WELL, OKAY, DICK.
IT'S YOUR SHOW.
336
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,577
THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT
337
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,146
VERMONT TODAY.
338
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,058
AND GEORGE,
YOU'LL BE SITTING HERE.
339
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,894
OH, UH, MAYBE I SHOULD
TELL YOU.
340
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,096
SOMETIME DURING THE PROGRAM,
I MIGHT MAKE A MISTAKE.
341
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,834
I THOUGHT I'D GET US
ON ONE OF THOSE BLOOPER SHOWS.
342
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,470
DICK, GEORGE,
LOOK WHO'S HERE?
343
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,138
LITTLE KELLY HEPPLEWHITE.
344
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,974
THIS IS UNCLE GEORGE
AND UNCLE DICK.
345
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,376
- HI.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
346
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,012
THE GIRL WITH
THE SCIENCE PROJECT.
347
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,280
YOU KNOW, DICK,
WHEN KELLY SHOWED UP
348
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,250
ACCIDENTALLY SO CLOSE
TO SHOWTIME,
349
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,052
IT KIND OF SPARKED AN IDEA.
350
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,522
BUT THIS SHOW IS
UNCLE GEORGE'S SHOW.
351
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,091
[P.A. VOICE]15 SECONDS TO AIR.PLACES, EVERYONE.
352
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,193
- MICHAEL--
- UH, NO TIME, DICK.
353
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,763
- MICHAEL!
- TEN SECONDS, PLEASE.
354
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,635
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
ON THE SHOW.
355
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,738
I NEEDED SOME PRACTICE
FOR MERV.
356
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,646
[ANNOUNCER]AND NOW, IT'S VERMONT TODAY.
357
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,348
STARRING DICK LOUDON.
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00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,816
WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL GUEST,
359
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,586
SCIENCE WHIZLITTLE KELLY HEPPLEWHITE.
360
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,823
HI, I'M DICK LOUDON.
361
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,825
OUR REALLY SPECIAL GUEST
362
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,393
IS A RENOWNED LOCAL HERO
363
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,362
YOU'VE BEEN HEARING
SO MUCH ABOUT.
364
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,631
THE MAN WHO RISKED HIS LIFE
TO SAVE TWO CHILDREN
365
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,099
FROM AN ICY RIVER.
366
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:45,970
GEORGE UTLEY.
367
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,272
WE'RE ALSO JOINED
BY KELLY HEPPLEWHITE.
368
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,441
WHO HAS SOME...
369
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,677
SCIENCE PROJECT THAT...
370
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,946
NASA'S APPARENTLY
INTERESTED IN.
371
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,018
INTERESTED? THEY CHOSE ME
372
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,554
OUT OF 4,000 KIDS.
373
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,857
WELL, IT ALL SOUNDS
A LITTLE TOO COMPLICATED
374
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,494
FOR US ON THIS SHOW.
375
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,363
OH, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED,
MR. LOUDON.
376
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,500
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
IF SEEDS WOULD KNOW
377
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,503
WHICH WAY TO SPROUT
IN A WEIGHTLESS ENVIRONMENT.
378
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,472
SO WHAT I DID WAS,
I TOOK THE PLANTS--
379
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,475
AND IF IT TURNS OUT
LIKE WE HOPE,
380
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:29,212
MAYBE SOMEDAY THERE'LL BE
GARDENS ORBITING THE EARTH.
381
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,615
I THINK THAT'D BE NEAT.
382
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,555
WELL, IT REALLY IS SIMPLE
383
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,724
WHEN YOU BREAK IT DOWN
INTO SECTIONS.
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00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,028
AND SUB-SECTIONS.
385
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,196
WE'LL BE TAKING PHONE CALLS
IN A FEW MINUTES,
386
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,900
SO YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND
OF ANOTHER VOICE.
387
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,536
BUT FIRST, I KNOW EVERYONE
388
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,137
WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
FROM GEORGE UTLEY
389
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,906
ABOUT HIS HEROIC ATTEMPT--
390
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,442
[PHONE RINGS]
391
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,243
WE-- WE'LL BE TAKING
YOUR PHONE CALLS
392
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,012
AFTER WE TALK TO GEORGE.
393
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,246
[PHONE RINGS]
394
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,916
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
ANSWER THAT,
395
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,952
LICK DOUDON. OOPS!
396
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,387
I MEAN, DICK LOUDON.
397
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,296
THIS IS DICK LOUDON.
VERMONT TODAY.
398
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,631
[WOMAN]HELLO, KELLY?
399
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,966
YES?
400
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,002
DON'T ALL SEEDS SPROUTTOWARDS THE SUN?
401
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,937
WELL, EVERYTHING CHANGES
402
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,006
WHEN IT'S WEIGHTLESS.
LIKE IN SPACE--
403
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,142
YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING.
404
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,811
WEIGHTLESSNESS IS NOT UNLIKE
405
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,178
A FEELING A PERSON GETS
406
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,147
WHEN THEY'RE SUBMERGED
IN ICY WATER.
407
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:40,217
ISN'T THAT TRUE, GEORGE?
408
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,185
GEE, DICK,
I WAS IN AND OUT SO FAST,
409
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:45,623
I REALLY WOULDN'T KNOW.
410
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,658
[PHONE RINGS]
411
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,560
WELL, LET'S-- LET'S GET ON
TO OUR NEXT CALL.
412
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,162
VERMONT TODAY.
413
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,632
[MAN]YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTIONABOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
414
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,567
WELL, OKAY. OKAY.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO HANDLE THAT?
415
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,302
HEY, NOT ME.
416
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,471
I'LL TAKE IT.
417
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,041
I HAD A FEELING YOU WOULD.
418
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,476
WELL, IT ALL HAS TO DO
WITH CHLOROPHYLL.
419
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,412
YOU SEE, WHEN THE SUN'S RAYS
HIT THE PLANT...
420
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,214
WE'RE BACK.
DURING THE COMMERCIAL,
421
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,716
KELLY CONFIDED IN ME
HER THROAT'S
422
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,918
GETTING A LITTLE SORE, SO...
423
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,520
SO WHY DON'T
WE GIVE HER A REST?
424
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,256
I DIDN'T SAY THAT MY THROAT
WAS SORE. ALL I SAID WAS--
425
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,558
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD,
HONEY.
426
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,262
SO IN THE FEW MINUTES
WE HAVE LEFT,
427
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,596
LET'S HEAR FROM
ALL THOSE PEOPLE
428
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:29,332
WHO HAVE QUESTIONS
FOR GEORGE UTLEY.
429
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,334
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY VOICE.
430
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,871
[PHONE RINGS]
431
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,240
- VERMONT TODAY.- [WOMAN] I HAVE A QUESTIONFOR KELLY.
432
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,276
WELL, MAYBE YOU
WEREN'T LISTENING.
433
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,545
WE'RE ONLY TAKING QUESTIONS
FOR GEORGE UTLEY.
434
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,380
DO YOU HAVE
A QUESTION FOR HIM?
435
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,549
UH, NO.
436
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,385
[DIAL TONE]
437
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,189
OKAY, I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE
438
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,058
WHO DO HAVE QUESTIONS
FOR GEORGE.
439
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,560
- SO...
- [PHONE RINGS]
440
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,162
YOU'RE ON THE AIR.
441
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,963
[MAN]KELLY?
442
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,367
LOOK, I'M NOT GOING
TO SAY IT AGAIN.
443
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,504
WE'RE ONLY TAKING CALLS
FOR GEORGE UTLEY.
444
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:08,939
CALM DOWN, DICK.
445
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,374
NO, I'VE HAD IT
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
446
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,576
[PHONE RINGS]
447
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,679
CALL GEORGE UTLEY,
OR DON'T CALL.
448
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,781
[RINGING STOPS]
449
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,754
LOOK, COME ON.
THIS MAN SAVED LIVES.
450
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,256
SHE GROWS PLANTS.
451
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,627
[PHONE RINGS]
452
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:34,164
THIS BETTER BE
FOR GEORGE UTLEY.
453
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,365
HELLO?
454
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,202
I HAVE A QUESTIONFOR GEORGE UTLEY.
455
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,704
- FINALLY.
- WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?
456
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,540
WHERE DO YOU GET OFF LYING ABOUT
HOW YOU SAVED THOSE KIDS?
457
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,044
I SAVED THEM, AND I'VE GOT
THE SPOON TO PROVE IT.
458
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,578
OLLIE?
459
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,647
OLLIE, I THINK
WE HAVE TO MOVE ON.
460
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,382
OH, BUT I HAVE
A QUESTION FOR KELLY.
461
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,985
GOODBYE, OLLIE.
462
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,021
WELL, WE ONLY HAVE TIME...
463
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,658
FOR NOTHING ELSE.
464
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,662
JOIN US NEXT WEEK
FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF...
465
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,365
VERMONT TODAY.
466
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,367
[P.A. VOICE]AND WE'RE CLEAR.
467
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,736
- MICHAEL!
- BOFFO SHOW, DICK!
468
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,472
YOU INSENSITIVE
RATING-GRABBING JERK!
469
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,641
DICK, DICK, TINY EARS.
470
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,144
WHAT ABOUT YOUR TINY MIND?
471
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,412
TAKE IT EASY, DICK.
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.
472
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,881
WHAT?
473
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,316
LET'S FACE IT.
NOBODY WANTED TO TALK TO ME.
474
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,451
AND YOUR YELLING LIKE THAT
DIDN'T HELP.
475
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,221
I HAD THE SAME NOTE, DICK.
476
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,724
MICHAEL, GET OUT OF HERE,
OR YOU GOT BIG PROBS.
477
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:38,361
RIGHT.
478
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,197
YOU...
479
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,531
YOU ALL RIGHT, GEORGE?
480
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,633
YEAH.
481
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,335
GEORGE, YOU KNOW, YOU'LL--
482
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,504
I MEAN,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A HERO.
483
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,807
THANKS.
484
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,676
WELL, YOU WANNA
GRAB A PIZZA?
485
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,144
DICK, I'M A GROWN MAN.
486
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,979
ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT
TO CHEER ME UP?
487
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,547
YEAH.
488
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:58,816
WELL THEN,
489
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,418
MAKE IT ICE CREAM.
490
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,565
WELL, I GAVE HANK CATWELL
BACK HIS CAR.
491
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:19,002
IT DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE.
492
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,470
I'M SORRY, GEORGE.
493
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,640
BOY, YOU THINK
YOU KNOW A CAR.
494
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,777
- HI.
- HI.
495
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,246
WE'D LIKE A ROOM.
496
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,181
AND FRIENDS OF OURS TOLD US
497
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,984
WE SHOULD STAY IN
THE JAMES MADISON SUITE.
498
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,153
WELL, THE JAMES MADISON SUITE
IS NICE.
499
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,988
BUT I REALLY
RECOMMEND YOU TAKE
500
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,891
THE GEORGE UTLEY SUITE.
501
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,063
THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
502
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,138
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