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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,620 HONEY. I BROUGHT YOU SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. 2 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:32,123 OH, GREAT, HONEY. JUST POUR IT IN MY BOOTS, WILL YOU? 3 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,692 [PHONE RINGS] 4 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:41,365 HELLO? 5 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,602 YE-- YES, MR. PREMIARI. 6 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,236 YEAH. WE KNOW YOUR ROOM IS COLD. 7 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,672 IT'S A PROBLEM WITH OUR THERMOSTAT. 8 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,774 YEAH, OUR HANDYMAN SHOULD BE BACK WITH A NEW ONE 9 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,844 IN JUST A FEW MINUTES. 10 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,646 WELL, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT 11 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,882 THAT YOUR NOSE IS GONNA DROP OFF. 12 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:00,051 WELL THEN, STOP PULLING ON IT. 13 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,956 OH, GEORGE. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 14 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,758 OH, I'M SORRY, BUT SOME KIDS 15 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,193 RAN THEIR SNOWMOBILE INTO THE RIVER, 16 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,895 AND I HELPED THEM GET OUT. 17 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,697 - ARE THEY OKAY? - FINE. 18 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,432 AND I'VE GOT THE THERMOSTAT RIGHT HERE. 19 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,635 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 20 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,870 DON'T BELIEVE THIS DAY. 21 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,772 IT ISN'T ENOUGH I HAVE TO WALK AROUND, 22 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,374 HIDING MY FIGURE IN THESE. 23 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,410 - YOU LOOK ADORABLE. - I LOOK LIKE A BURRITO. 24 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,881 AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH, THEY INTERRUPTED 25 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:32,583 THE TOP 20 COUNTDOWN ON THE RADIO 19 TIMES 26 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,786 FOR THE SAME STUPID NEWS BULLETIN. 27 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,220 WHAT NEWS BULLETIN? 28 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:39,457 OH, ABOUT SOME STUPID GUY 29 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,825 WHO RISKED HIS STUPID LIFE 30 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,994 TO SAVE SOME STUPID KIDS 31 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,595 WHO DROVE THEIR STUPID SNOWMOBILE 32 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,999 THROUGH THE ICE INTO THE STUPID RIVER. 33 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,535 DID THEY SAY WHO... 34 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,537 WHO THIS HERO WAS? 35 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,306 NO! THAT WAS THE STUPID PART. 36 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,108 NOBODY KNOWS. HE JUST DROPPED THE KIDS 37 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,977 AT THE HOSPITAL AND DISAPPEARED. 38 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,679 THE WHOLE TOWN'S LOOKING FOR HIM. 39 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,247 WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME? 40 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,885 GEORGE, DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT-- 41 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,353 JOANNA, WOULD YOU HAND ME THAT SCREWDRIVER? 42 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,089 OH MY GOD. 43 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,158 I KNOW WHO IT MIGHT BE. 44 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,560 - MICHAEL. - YOUR MICHAEL? 45 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:18,797 IT ALL FITS. HE HASN'T CALLED TONIGHT, 46 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,465 AND THE RADIO SAID IT WAS A SELFLESS HERO. 47 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,835 THAT'S MICHAEL. 48 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,770 YOUR MICHAEL? 49 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,572 OH, I'VE GOTTA CALL HIM. 50 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,041 WHAT IS HE THINKING OF, RISKING HIS LIFE LIKE THIS 51 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,210 SO CLOSE TO THE WINTER CARNIVAL? 52 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,181 GEORGE? 53 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,849 YOU'RE-- 54 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,184 YOU'RE THE HERO, AREN'T YOU? 55 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,952 AW, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 56 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,854 ANYBODY ELSE WOULDN'T'VE DONE. 57 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,589 SO I'D JUST AS SOON KEEP IT QUIET. 58 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,525 BUT GEORGE, EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 59 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,027 THEY'RE ALL GOING TO WANT TO THANK YOU. 60 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:52,430 I KNOW, AND IT'LL BE BIFF DAVIS ALL OVER GAIN. 61 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,365 BIFF-- BIFF DAVIS? 62 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,834 HE GREW A POTATO THAT LOOKED 63 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:59,738 EXACTLY LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD. 64 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,108 THEY PUT A PICTURE OF IT IN THE NATIONAL TATTLE-TALE 65 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,675 WITH A CAPTION THAT SAID, 66 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:07,212 "GO AHEAD, BAKE MY DAY." 67 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,015 FANS STARTED CALLING. 68 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,684 MOSTLY WOMEN WHO PRETENDED THEY LOVED HIM, 69 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:16,587 BUT THEY WERE ONLY AFTER HIS POTATO. 70 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,290 HE COULDN'T SLEEP. HE LOST HIS JOB. 71 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,425 HE ATE THE POTATO. 72 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,495 THEN ONE DAY HE DIED. 73 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,165 I DON'T WANT THAT HAPPENING TO ME. 74 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,833 GEORGE, I-- I REALLY DON'T THINK 75 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,635 THAT THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 76 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:33,537 NOT IF YOU DON'T TELL. 77 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,374 WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO, I WON'T TELL. 78 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:37,441 - PROMISE? - I PROMISE. 79 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:41,146 CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE? 80 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,081 CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE. 81 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,382 DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR-- 82 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,716 GEORGE, 83 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,887 I'M NOT GONNA TELL, ALL RIGHT? 84 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,789 WHAT ABOUT YOU, JOANNA? YOU WON'T TELL, WILL YOU? 85 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,792 - NO. - THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 86 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,132 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 87 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,435 COME IN. 88 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,838 YOU'LL BE RELIEVED TO KNOW, I TALKED TO MICHAEL, 89 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,940 AND HE DIDN'T PULL THOSE KIDS OUT OF THE RIVER. 90 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,542 REALLY. 91 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,411 LUCKILY ENOUGH, AT THE TIME, 92 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:17,315 HE WAS IN HIS WEEKLY SESSION AT THE TANNING SALON. 93 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:21,052 THANK GOD FOR NARCISSISTIC PASTIMES. 94 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,355 DICK? JIM AND CHESTER WANT TO TALK TO US. 95 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,958 DICK, WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIND THIS HERO FELLA. 96 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,862 IF IT HELPS ANY, HE'S NOT A SUN-BRONZED ADONIS. 97 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,098 THE WHOLE TOWN IS ABUZZ. 98 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,900 THE MAN DOES THIS COURAGEOUS DEED 99 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,401 AND THEN JUST DISAPPEARS. 100 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,304 EVERYONE WANTS TO SHOW THEIR GRATITUDE 101 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:40,839 TO THIS NOBLE SAMARITAN. 102 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:44,809 YEAH, WE THOUGHT WE COULD SMOKE HIM OUT WITH SOME CASH. 103 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,111 WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE MERCHANTS IN TOWN, 104 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,480 AND THEY'RE ALL PUTTING UP SOME REWARD MONEY. 105 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:52,217 WELL, IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THAT, YOU KNOW, HE'S A SHY MAN 106 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,252 WHO PREFERS TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. 107 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:57,088 YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANNA PUT UP ANY MONEY? 108 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,157 NO-NO, NO, I'LL MAKE A CONTRIBUTION. 109 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,425 WHAT IS-- WHAT IS EVERYONE ELSE GIVING? 110 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,761 50? 100? 111 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,330 WELL, MOST PEOPLE ARE GIVING FIVE, 112 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:08,532 BUT THAT HUNDRED SOUNDS GOOD. 113 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,001 OKAY IF I USE THE PHONE? 114 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,470 I WANNA FIND OUT HOW MUCH THE OTHER GUYS HAVE RAISED. 115 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,905 HELP YOURSELF. 116 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,840 I NEVER THOUGHT THERE'D BE A REWARD. 117 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,842 WELL THAT'S NOT ALL. THE MAYOR'S GONNA 118 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,577 GIVE THIS FELLA THE KEY TO THE CITY. 119 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,179 A KEY TO THE CITY? 120 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:24,349 WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY OPEN ANYTHING. 121 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:28,219 NO, THAT'S TRUE, BUT IT DOES START WILLY FRYE'S TRACTOR. 122 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,922 JIM. 123 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,057 WE'VE GOT TO SAY SOMETHING. 124 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,392 HONEY, IF WE TELL, IT'S GONNA BE 125 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,128 BIFF DAVIS'S POTATO ALL OVER AGAIN. 126 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,264 I MEAN, CAN YOU LIVE WITH THAT? 127 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,766 AYUP. WELL... 128 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,135 MR. ANONYMOUS JUST CAME FORWARD 129 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,870 TO CLAIM HIS REWARD. 130 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,939 - HE DID? - THAT'S WONDERFUL. 131 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:51,910 YEAH, WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED IT WAS CRAZY OLLIE? 132 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,112 - CRAZY OLLIE? - AYUH. 133 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,916 BUT THAT'S THE MAN WHO SPENDS HIS DAYS DIRECTING TRAFFIC. 134 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,019 IN WOODEN SHOES AND A BAND UNIFORM. 135 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,921 THAT'S THE ONE. SO DICK, IF YOU'D CARE 136 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,422 TO WRITE THAT CHECK? 137 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,856 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK 138 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,626 YOU OUGHT TO INVESTIGATE THIS BEFORE YOU TURN THE MONEY OVER? 139 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,461 COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH A LOT EASIER 140 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,563 THAN THE WALLET, EH, DICK? 141 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,734 NO, I'M JUST SAYING, I DON'T THINK IT'S PRUDENT 142 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:20,171 TO-- TO TAKE THE WORD OF A MAN WHOSE FIRST WORD IS "CRAZY." 143 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,375 AND ALSO, I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA 144 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,044 TO GIVE HIM MONEY 145 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,914 AND THE KEY TO DRIVE HEAVY FARM EQUIPMENT. 146 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,250 OH, HE WON'T NEED A TRACTOR, DICK. 147 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:35,186 HANK CAPRO'S GONNA LEND HIM A BRAND-NEW CADILLAC. 148 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,389 - THE CAR THAT TALKS TO YOU? - HONEY? 149 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,992 AND THEY'RE DEDICATING THE NEW TEETER-TOTTER 150 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,828 IN THE SCHOOLYARD IN CRAZY OLLIE'S NAME. 151 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,530 WHAT IS CRAZY OLLIE'S NAME? 152 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,799 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, IT'LL LIVE ON. 153 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,269 BECAUSE WHEN TALES OF HEROES ARE TOLD. 154 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,704 THIS WHOLE TOWN WILL REMEMBER THE NAME-- 155 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:54,973 GEORGE UTLEY. 156 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,607 - HUH? - GEORGE? 157 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:57,842 DICK. 158 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,143 WE PROMISED WE WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, 159 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,611 BUT HE TOLD US THE WHOLE STORY. 160 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:01,846 HE SAVED THOSE KIDS. 161 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,015 OH. 162 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,583 WELL, IT DID SEEM KIND OF ODD 163 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,552 THAT OLLIE SAID THERE WERE FOUR KIDS INSTEAD OF TWO. 164 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:12,523 AND THAT HE SCOOPED 'EM OUT OF THE RIVER WITH A SPOON. 165 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,792 LET'S GO CONGRATULATE GEORGE. 166 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,229 WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE, I'D BETTER SPEAK TO HIM FIRST. 167 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,763 IN FACT, I'D APPRECIATE IT 168 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,632 IF YOU DIDN'T LET THIS GO ANY FURTHER 169 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,301 UNTIL AFTER I TALK TO HIM. 170 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,803 - OKAY. - MUM'S THE WORD. 171 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,710 JUST A MINUTE. 172 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,446 OKAY, COME ON IN. 173 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,415 HI, GEORGE. 174 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,917 YOU, UH, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 175 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,453 YEAH, SURE THING, I WAS JUST FOLDING MY LAUNDRY. 176 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,455 I LOVE THE SMELL OF FRESH LAUNDRY. 177 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:47,025 HERE, TAKE A WHIFF. 178 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,826 IS THAT SUNSHINE IN YOUR NOSE, 179 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,794 OR WHAT? 180 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,163 CLOSE ENOUGH. 181 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,964 GRAB THAT END, WOULD YOU? 182 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,267 UH, GEORGE, REMEMBER HOW 183 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,903 YOU WANTED IT KEPT A SECRET HOW YOU SAVED THOSE KIDS? 184 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,638 YEP. 185 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,040 THAT'S THE PLAN. 186 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,076 WELL, I HAD TO MOVE TO PLAN B. 187 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,744 WHAT'S PLAN B? 188 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,647 THAT'S WHERE I OPEN MY BIG MOUTH 189 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,616 AND SPILL THE WHOLE STORY TO JIM AND CHESTER. 190 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:14,718 BAD PLAN. 191 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,889 WELL, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT, GEORGE. 192 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,691 I MEAN, THEY WANNA GIVE YOU MONEY 193 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,693 AND A KEY TO THE CITY 194 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,628 AND A CAR THAT TALKS. 195 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,198 DICK, DID THE BIFF DAVIS STORY 196 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,333 MEAN NOTHING? 197 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,204 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY, GEORGE. 198 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,607 LIFE CAN SURE TURN ON YOU FAST. 199 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,644 GEORGE, IT MAY NOT BE AS BAD AS YOU THINK. 200 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,580 JIM AND CHESTER PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE 201 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,115 UNTIL I SAID IT WAS OKAY. 202 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:48,086 I'LL CALL 'EM AND TELL 'EM TO KEEP THE LID ON. 203 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,487 MR. UTLEY! MR. UTLEY! 204 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,089 WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO COME FORWARD? 205 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,823 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A HERO? 206 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,770 HONEY, DID YOU FIND GEORGE? 207 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,773 NO, I THINK HE'S AVOIDING ME, AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM? 208 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,275 WELL, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 209 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,444 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING THE RIGHT THING AT THE TIME. 210 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,113 WELL, I-- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 211 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,780 BESIDES, IF I HADN'T TOLD JIM AND CHESTER, 212 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,450 - YOU WOULD HAVE. - I WOULD NOT. 213 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,051 I GAVE GEORGE MY WORD. 214 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,520 WHAT? YOU WERE THE ONE 215 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,288 WHO WAS DYING TO SPILL THE BEANS. 216 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,791 BUT-- AND THIS IS THE POINT, 217 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,927 I DIDN'T. 218 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,230 FACE IT, DICK. YOU JUST CAN'T HOLD YOUR BEANS. 219 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,367 DICK, JOANNA. 220 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,968 A REPORTER JUST ASKED ME 221 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,370 IF HE COULD LOOK THROUGH OUR GARBAGE. 222 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,005 I TOLD HIM NO. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 223 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,573 - FINE. - OH GOOD. 224 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,408 SEE, MY FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO SAY, "OH YEAH, 225 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:47,245 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH. 226 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,681 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED IT'S NOT REALLY MY DECISION. 227 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,416 I THINK YOU PRETTY WELL CAPTURED 228 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,753 OUR THOUGHTS ON THE SUBJECT. 229 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,922 - HI, ALL. - OH! MICHAEL! 230 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,558 OH! 231 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,327 OH! 232 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,095 [STEPHANIE SIGHS] 233 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,465 THAT WAS WELL WORTH THE RUMPLE. 234 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,301 OH, I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN I REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT, 235 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,303 IT GIVES ME THE GOOSEYS. 236 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,038 TO THINK IF YOU HAD LEFT THAT TANNING SALON 237 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,307 JUST AN HOUR EARLIER, GONE HOME BY A DIFFERENT ROUTE, 238 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,609 AND HADN'T HAD THE RADIO ON TOO LOUD TO HEAR THE CRIES, 239 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,511 IT MIGHT'VE BEEN YOU WHO DOVE INTO THAT RIVER. 240 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,980 I COULD'VE LOST YOU. 241 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,449 I'M STILL SHAKING. 242 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,950 YEAH, PROMISE US YOU'LL NEVER 243 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,720 TAKE A CHANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN. 244 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,122 WELL, THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 245 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,957 I'M GOING TO GO MOISTURIZE THIS FACE 246 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:37,061 AND MAKE YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH. 247 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,962 GREAT. 248 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,331 OH, DICK. 249 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,366 WHAT POPS INTO YOUR MIND WHEN I SAY, 250 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,134 "THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH?" 251 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:47,705 - THE CIRCUS. - WRONG. 252 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,307 VERMONT TODAY, STARRING DICK LOUDON, 253 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,774 WITH THIS SUNDAY'S GUEST, 254 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,710 GEORGE UTLEY. 255 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,279 GEORGE IS HOT. GEORGE IS NOW. GEORGE IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. 256 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,182 GEORGE IS MAD AT ME. 257 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,184 WELL, WHATEVER THE PROB IS, HE'LL FORGET ABOUT IT 258 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,586 WHEN YOU OFFER THAT AIRTIME. 259 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,688 HE WON'T GO ON THE SHOW. HE HATES BEING FAMOUS. 260 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,692 THAT'S THE PROB. 261 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,294 DID-- DID I JUST SAY "PROB?" 262 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,468 WOW. CASSEROLE-A-RAMA. 263 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,437 LOOK AT THIS. EVERYWHERE I WENT, 264 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,739 PEOPLE KEPT FORCING STUFF ON ME. 265 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,541 AT THE BANK, ALL THE TELLERS INSISTED 266 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,545 ON POSING WITH ME IN FRONT OF THE SECURITY CAMERA. 267 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,912 AND THEN AT THE FILLING STATION, 268 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,748 JOLENE NOT ONLY CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD, 269 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,049 SHE GREASED THE AXLES. 270 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,319 AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN WORK THERE. 271 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,887 THE REGULAR MECHANIC WAS TOO BUSY 272 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,823 MAKING ME A CASSEROLE. 273 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,361 GEORGE, THIS IS MY FAULT, AND I'M SORRY. 274 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,064 IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 275 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,366 IT WAS? 276 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,033 GEORGE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 277 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,636 TO APPEAR ON VERMONT TODAY? 278 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,137 I'D LOVE IT! 279 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,739 - YOU WOULD? - THANKS, DICK. 280 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,141 YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD. 281 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,277 - I AM? - NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED 282 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,246 IF YOU HADN'T SPILLED THE BEANS. 283 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,387 DICK! GUESS WHO'S IN THE HEADLINES AGAIN? 284 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,258 "11-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAS SCIENCE PROJECT 285 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,626 ACCEPTED BY NASA." 286 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,995 WELL, NOT THIS HEADLINE. 287 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,963 THAT HEADLINE. 288 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,266 "LOCAL HERO AT GROUNDBREAKING CEREMONY 289 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,935 FOR ICE CREAM PARLOR." THAT'S NICE, GEORGE. 290 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,270 DID YOU SEE MY QUOTE? 291 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,673 "QUIPPED UTLEY, 292 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,008 "'MAYBE I SHOULD DO ONE SHOVEL-FULL 293 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,412 FOR EACH FLAVOR.'" 294 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,515 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 295 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,519 THE CROWD LAUGHED APPRECIATIVELY. 296 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,853 I'LL TRY TO BE THAT FUNNY 297 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,255 WHEN I DO YOUR SHOW, DICK. 298 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,724 OH, BY THE WAY, 299 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,493 IS THERE ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW BEFORE WE DO IT? 300 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,362 WELL, IT'S PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD. 301 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,630 I'LL SIMPLY INTRODUCE YOU, 302 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,732 AND THEN YOU TELL WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR OWN WORDS. 303 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,767 WELL, I WAS DRIVING BY THE RIVER, 304 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,704 I SAW THE KIDS, AND I SAVED 'EM. 305 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,240 AND THEN MAYBE I'LL TRY TO... 306 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,509 DRAW YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT. 307 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,678 HI, GUYS. 308 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,847 GEORGE, I NEED TO TALK TO DICK FOR A MOMENT 309 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,415 ABOUT VERMONT TODAY. 310 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,117 OH, GOOD. 311 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,553 GEORGE, DON'T I HEAR SOME KIDS 312 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,723 GOING THROUGH THE ICE SOMEWHERE? 313 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,358 OH, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE, RIGHT? 314 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,660 - IF IT'S OKAY. - WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT OF 315 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,496 "THANK YOU FOR THE CASSEROLE" NOTES TO WRITE. 316 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,931 THEY DON'T MAKE A CARD FOR THAT, YOU KNOW. 317 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,236 DICK, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS KELLY HEPPLEWHITE KID? 318 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,704 THE ONE WHO'S GOT A SCIENCE PROJECT 319 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,038 GOING UP ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE? 320 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,174 YEAH, SHE'S IN THE PAPER TODAY. 321 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,309 PAPER TODAY, YOUR SHOW SUNDAY. 322 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:42,145 HERE'S THE POOP ON THE SITE. 323 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,783 MICHAEL, WAIT. 324 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,386 - THIS SUNDAY? - PROBLEM, DICK? 325 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,920 THIS SUNDAY IS GEORGE'S SHOW. 326 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,655 KELLY CAN DO OUR SHOW NEXT WEEK. 327 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,024 DICK, IF IT WERE UP TO ME, HEY, PERFECT SOLUTION. 328 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,526 BUT SHE'S OFF TO THE SPACE CENTER MONDAY. 329 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,061 THEN ONTO THE COAST AND MERV. 330 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,498 BUT GEORGE, HE'S PRETTY MUCH HERE WHENEVER WE NEED HIM. 331 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,666 EITHER GEORGE GOES ON THE SHOW, 332 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,636 OR I DON'T. 333 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,572 WELL, THIS SMACKS OF ULTIMATUM. 334 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,840 YEAH. 335 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,475 WELL, OKAY, DICK. IT'S YOUR SHOW. 336 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,577 THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT 337 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,146 VERMONT TODAY. 338 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,058 AND GEORGE, YOU'LL BE SITTING HERE. 339 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,894 OH, UH, MAYBE I SHOULD TELL YOU. 340 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,096 SOMETIME DURING THE PROGRAM, I MIGHT MAKE A MISTAKE. 341 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,834 I THOUGHT I'D GET US ON ONE OF THOSE BLOOPER SHOWS. 342 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,470 DICK, GEORGE, LOOK WHO'S HERE? 343 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,138 LITTLE KELLY HEPPLEWHITE. 344 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,974 THIS IS UNCLE GEORGE AND UNCLE DICK. 345 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,376 - HI. - HOW DO YOU DO? 346 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,012 THE GIRL WITH THE SCIENCE PROJECT. 347 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,280 YOU KNOW, DICK, WHEN KELLY SHOWED UP 348 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,250 ACCIDENTALLY SO CLOSE TO SHOWTIME, 349 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,052 IT KIND OF SPARKED AN IDEA. 350 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,522 BUT THIS SHOW IS UNCLE GEORGE'S SHOW. 351 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,091 [P.A. VOICE] 15 SECONDS TO AIR. PLACES, EVERYONE. 352 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,193 - MICHAEL-- - UH, NO TIME, DICK. 353 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,763 - MICHAEL! - TEN SECONDS, PLEASE. 354 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,635 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON THE SHOW. 355 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,738 I NEEDED SOME PRACTICE FOR MERV. 356 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,646 [ANNOUNCER] AND NOW, IT'S VERMONT TODAY. 357 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,348 STARRING DICK LOUDON. 358 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,816 WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL GUEST, 359 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,586 SCIENCE WHIZ LITTLE KELLY HEPPLEWHITE. 360 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,823 HI, I'M DICK LOUDON. 361 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,825 OUR REALLY SPECIAL GUEST 362 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,393 IS A RENOWNED LOCAL HERO 363 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,362 YOU'VE BEEN HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT. 364 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,631 THE MAN WHO RISKED HIS LIFE TO SAVE TWO CHILDREN 365 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,099 FROM AN ICY RIVER. 366 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:45,970 GEORGE UTLEY. 367 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,272 WE'RE ALSO JOINED BY KELLY HEPPLEWHITE. 368 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,441 WHO HAS SOME... 369 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,677 SCIENCE PROJECT THAT... 370 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,946 NASA'S APPARENTLY INTERESTED IN. 371 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,018 INTERESTED? THEY CHOSE ME 372 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,554 OUT OF 4,000 KIDS. 373 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,857 WELL, IT ALL SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO COMPLICATED 374 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,494 FOR US ON THIS SHOW. 375 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,363 OH, IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED, MR. LOUDON. 376 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,500 I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF SEEDS WOULD KNOW 377 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,503 WHICH WAY TO SPROUT IN A WEIGHTLESS ENVIRONMENT. 378 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,472 SO WHAT I DID WAS, I TOOK THE PLANTS-- 379 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,475 AND IF IT TURNS OUT LIKE WE HOPE, 380 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:29,212 MAYBE SOMEDAY THERE'LL BE GARDENS ORBITING THE EARTH. 381 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,615 I THINK THAT'D BE NEAT. 382 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,555 WELL, IT REALLY IS SIMPLE 383 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,724 WHEN YOU BREAK IT DOWN INTO SECTIONS. 384 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,028 AND SUB-SECTIONS. 385 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,196 WE'LL BE TAKING PHONE CALLS IN A FEW MINUTES, 386 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,900 SO YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF ANOTHER VOICE. 387 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,536 BUT FIRST, I KNOW EVERYONE 388 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,137 WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM GEORGE UTLEY 389 00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,906 ABOUT HIS HEROIC ATTEMPT-- 390 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,442 [PHONE RINGS] 391 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,243 WE-- WE'LL BE TAKING YOUR PHONE CALLS 392 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,012 AFTER WE TALK TO GEORGE. 393 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,246 [PHONE RINGS] 394 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,916 I THINK YOU'D BETTER ANSWER THAT, 395 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,952 LICK DOUDON. OOPS! 396 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,387 I MEAN, DICK LOUDON. 397 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,296 THIS IS DICK LOUDON. VERMONT TODAY. 398 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,631 [WOMAN] HELLO, KELLY? 399 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,966 YES? 400 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,002 DON'T ALL SEEDS SPROUT TOWARDS THE SUN? 401 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,937 WELL, EVERYTHING CHANGES 402 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,006 WHEN IT'S WEIGHTLESS. LIKE IN SPACE-- 403 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,142 YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING. 404 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,811 WEIGHTLESSNESS IS NOT UNLIKE 405 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,178 A FEELING A PERSON GETS 406 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,147 WHEN THEY'RE SUBMERGED IN ICY WATER. 407 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:40,217 ISN'T THAT TRUE, GEORGE? 408 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,185 GEE, DICK, I WAS IN AND OUT SO FAST, 409 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:45,623 I REALLY WOULDN'T KNOW. 410 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,658 [PHONE RINGS] 411 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,560 WELL, LET'S-- LET'S GET ON TO OUR NEXT CALL. 412 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,162 VERMONT TODAY. 413 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,632 [MAN] YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS. 414 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,567 WELL, OKAY. OKAY. WHO WOULD LIKE TO HANDLE THAT? 415 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,302 HEY, NOT ME. 416 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,471 I'LL TAKE IT. 417 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,041 I HAD A FEELING YOU WOULD. 418 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,476 WELL, IT ALL HAS TO DO WITH CHLOROPHYLL. 419 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,412 YOU SEE, WHEN THE SUN'S RAYS HIT THE PLANT... 420 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,214 WE'RE BACK. DURING THE COMMERCIAL, 421 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,716 KELLY CONFIDED IN ME HER THROAT'S 422 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,918 GETTING A LITTLE SORE, SO... 423 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,520 SO WHY DON'T WE GIVE HER A REST? 424 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,256 I DIDN'T SAY THAT MY THROAT WAS SORE. ALL I SAID WAS-- 425 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,558 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, HONEY. 426 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,262 SO IN THE FEW MINUTES WE HAVE LEFT, 427 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,596 LET'S HEAR FROM ALL THOSE PEOPLE 428 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:29,332 WHO HAVE QUESTIONS FOR GEORGE UTLEY. 429 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,334 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY VOICE. 430 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,871 [PHONE RINGS] 431 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,240 - VERMONT TODAY. - [WOMAN] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR KELLY. 432 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,276 WELL, MAYBE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING. 433 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,545 WE'RE ONLY TAKING QUESTIONS FOR GEORGE UTLEY. 434 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,380 DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR HIM? 435 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,549 UH, NO. 436 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,385 [DIAL TONE] 437 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,189 OKAY, I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE 438 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,058 WHO DO HAVE QUESTIONS FOR GEORGE. 439 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,560 - SO... - [PHONE RINGS] 440 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,162 YOU'RE ON THE AIR. 441 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,963 [MAN] KELLY? 442 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,367 LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN. 443 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,504 WE'RE ONLY TAKING CALLS FOR GEORGE UTLEY. 444 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:08,939 CALM DOWN, DICK. 445 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,374 NO, I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE PEOPLE. 446 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,576 [PHONE RINGS] 447 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,679 CALL GEORGE UTLEY, OR DON'T CALL. 448 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,781 [RINGING STOPS] 449 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,754 LOOK, COME ON. THIS MAN SAVED LIVES. 450 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,256 SHE GROWS PLANTS. 451 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,627 [PHONE RINGS] 452 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:34,164 THIS BETTER BE FOR GEORGE UTLEY. 453 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,365 HELLO? 454 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,202 I HAVE A QUESTION FOR GEORGE UTLEY. 455 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,704 - FINALLY. - WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION? 456 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,540 WHERE DO YOU GET OFF LYING ABOUT HOW YOU SAVED THOSE KIDS? 457 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,044 I SAVED THEM, AND I'VE GOT THE SPOON TO PROVE IT. 458 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,578 OLLIE? 459 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,647 OLLIE, I THINK WE HAVE TO MOVE ON. 460 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,382 OH, BUT I HAVE A QUESTION FOR KELLY. 461 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,985 GOODBYE, OLLIE. 462 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,021 WELL, WE ONLY HAVE TIME... 463 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,658 FOR NOTHING ELSE. 464 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,662 JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF... 465 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,365 VERMONT TODAY. 466 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,367 [P.A. VOICE] AND WE'RE CLEAR. 467 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,736 - MICHAEL! - BOFFO SHOW, DICK! 468 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,472 YOU INSENSITIVE RATING-GRABBING JERK! 469 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,641 DICK, DICK, TINY EARS. 470 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,144 WHAT ABOUT YOUR TINY MIND? 471 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,412 TAKE IT EASY, DICK. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 472 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,881 WHAT? 473 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,316 LET'S FACE IT. NOBODY WANTED TO TALK TO ME. 474 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,451 AND YOUR YELLING LIKE THAT DIDN'T HELP. 475 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,221 I HAD THE SAME NOTE, DICK. 476 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,724 MICHAEL, GET OUT OF HERE, OR YOU GOT BIG PROBS. 477 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:38,361 RIGHT. 478 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,197 YOU... 479 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,531 YOU ALL RIGHT, GEORGE? 480 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,633 YEAH. 481 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,335 GEORGE, YOU KNOW, YOU'LL-- 482 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,504 I MEAN, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A HERO. 483 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,807 THANKS. 484 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,676 WELL, YOU WANNA GRAB A PIZZA? 485 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,144 DICK, I'M A GROWN MAN. 486 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,979 ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO CHEER ME UP? 487 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,547 YEAH. 488 00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:58,816 WELL THEN, 489 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,418 MAKE IT ICE CREAM. 490 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,565 WELL, I GAVE HANK CATWELL BACK HIS CAR. 491 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:19,002 IT DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE. 492 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,470 I'M SORRY, GEORGE. 493 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,640 BOY, YOU THINK YOU KNOW A CAR. 494 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,777 - HI. - HI. 495 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,246 WE'D LIKE A ROOM. 496 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,181 AND FRIENDS OF OURS TOLD US 497 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,984 WE SHOULD STAY IN THE JAMES MADISON SUITE. 498 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,153 WELL, THE JAMES MADISON SUITE IS NICE. 499 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,988 BUT I REALLY RECOMMEND YOU TAKE 500 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,891 THE GEORGE UTLEY SUITE. 501 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,063 THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE. 502 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,138 �� [THEME MUSIC] 35667

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