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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,702 �� [THEME] 2 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,771 UH-OH. 3 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:17,275 HERE'S ANOTHER NEW WORD I CAN LOOK UP. "MELLIFLUOUS." 4 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,043 WHEN DID YOU START LOOKING UP WORDS, GEORGE? 5 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:21,179 REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN MY FRIEND DUTCH 6 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:22,814 HAD HIS APPENDIX OUT? 7 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,984 I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, AND THEY SAID HE WAS IN THE SOLARIUM. 8 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:29,988 WELL, A COLD CHILL WENT UP MY SPINE. 9 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:33,225 I SAID, "OH LORD, DUTCH HAS LOST HIS MIND." 10 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,227 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE SOLARIUM TURNED OUT TO BE? 11 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,495 A SUN-ROOM. 12 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:39,197 THAT'S RIGHT. 13 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,833 WELL, IF I'D KNOWN THAT DUTCH WAS JUST GETTING A TAN, 14 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:45,770 I-- I WOULDN'T'VE RUN SCREAMING DOWN THE HALL. 15 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,441 I LOOKED STRANGE, DICK. 16 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,809 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED, FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA LOOK UP 17 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:55,580 ALL THE WORDS I DON'T KNOW. 18 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,081 OOH, MY MARMALADE'S TOUCHING MY EGGS. 19 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,218 I HATE THAT. I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT. 20 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,889 DON'T YOU THINK STEPHANIE IS BEING 21 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:07,492 A LITTLE TOO FASTIDIOUS? 22 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,261 "HAVING HIGH STANDARDS." 23 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,796 I LOOKED THAT UP YESTERDAY, DICK. 24 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,367 YOU KEEP IT UP, YOU'RE GONNA BE A REGULAR THESAURUS. 25 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,069 BE RIGHT BACK. 26 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,309 DICK. OH, HI, JOANNA. 27 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,877 HI, MICHAEL. 28 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,845 DICK, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU. 29 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,914 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 30 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,082 STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. 31 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,352 NO, PIE. 32 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:38,290 GEE, I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD THAT ONE. 33 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,158 - WHY-- WHY PIE? - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I TOLD 34 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,594 THE PIE BAKE-OFF COMMITTEE, AND I MADE YOU HEAD JUDGE. 35 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,162 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE A JUDGE. 36 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,097 WHO DOES? 37 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:49,767 BUT THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO PUBLICIZE YOUR SHOW. 38 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:51,369 LOOK, MICHAEL, I-- 39 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,071 THAT'S NOT THE IMAGE I WANT FOR THE SHOW. 40 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,706 IT'S NOT DIGNIFIED. 41 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:57,209 I MEAN, JUDGING PIES IS NOT SOMETHING THAT, SAY, 42 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,776 EDWARD R. MURROW WOULD'VE DONE. 43 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:02,714 I HAPPEN TO KNOW HE WOULD'VE, DICK. 44 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,148 NO, HE WOULDN'T. 45 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,017 YES, HE WOULD. 46 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,352 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 47 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,821 DICK, WE CAN GO ROUND AND ROUND WITH THIS ALL DAY. 48 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,924 THE POINT IS, DO MORE OF THESE PROMOTIONAL-TYPE EVENTS, 49 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,993 AND WE'LL BE ABLE TO ATTRACT THE BIG NAMES TO VERMONT TODAY. 50 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:19,231 NOT SLEEPING PILLS LIKE THAT WRITER WE'VE GOT SUNDAY. 51 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,533 GABRIELLA PUDNEY. 52 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,269 - WHO? - EXACTLY. 53 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,338 MICHAEL, CAN'T YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS CONTEST? 54 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,972 IT'D BE A LOT EASIER IF THEY'D ASKED FOR YOU 55 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,741 IN THE FIRST PLACE, DICK, BUT... 56 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:33,044 YOU SORT OF VOLUNTEERED. 57 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,779 WELL, ALL RIGHT. AS LONG AS I'M GETTING 58 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,649 WHAT I WANTED. 59 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:40,385 MICHAEL, I THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR VOICE. 60 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,387 - STEPHANIE, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M OKAY NOW BUT I HAD 61 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,389 - MARMALADE TOUCHING MY EGGS. - OH, I HATE THAT. 62 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,258 - I HATE IT. I HATE IT. 63 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,500 HARLEY? HARLEY ESTIN? 64 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,135 HELLO, JOANNA. 65 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,704 - HI, BEAVER BROTHER. - HELLO, HARLEY. 66 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,539 HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AT THE BEAVER LODGE. 67 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,441 YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUN THE RISK 68 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,745 OF OVER-BEAVERING. 69 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,846 HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 70 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,483 I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU, HARLEY. 71 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,385 YOU LOOK REALLY HANDSOME IN THAT SUIT. 72 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:16,988 WOW, THEN I'VE BEEN HANDSOME FOR THREE DAYS NOW. 73 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,990 HOW'S THE-- HOW'S THE JOB HUNTING GOING? 74 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,492 PRETTY GOOD-- I GOT ONE. 75 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,627 CONGRATULATIONS. WHEN DO YOU START? 76 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,297 WELL, I'M SORTA DOING IT RIGHT NOW. 77 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,267 EXACTLY WHAT IS IT YOU'RE DOING, HARLEY? 78 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,269 OH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 79 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,104 AND IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT. 80 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,039 HONEY, ISN'T THAT CUTE? HE'S GOT A LITTLE SALES PITCH 81 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,341 AND EVERYTHING. 82 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,443 HERE IT IS. 83 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,844 THIS DOES HAVE MY NAME ON IT. 84 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,747 YEAH. IT'S A SUBPOENA. 85 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,186 WHAT? 86 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,087 - I'M BEING SUED. - FOR WHAT? 87 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:53,191 I'LL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I FIND OUT. 88 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,759 [HARLEY COUGHS] 89 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,260 WHAT IS IT, HARLEY? 90 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:59,063 WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO SELL TICKETS TO THE BEAVER PICNIC. 91 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:02,567 AND, UH, I FIGURE, WELL, TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, 92 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,637 YOU KNOW? 93 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,172 HARLEY. 94 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,174 GO HOME. 95 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,811 OKAY. 96 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,279 I-- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. I'M BEING SUED FOR PLAGIARISM. 97 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,348 WHAT? 98 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,451 I FOUND OUT WHAT "THESAURUS" MEANS. 99 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,486 WHAT'S TRANSPIRING HERE, IF I'M NOT BEING 100 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,822 TOO MUCH OF A THESAURUS? 101 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,158 SOMEONE'S ACCUSING DICK OF PLAGIARISM. 102 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,661 BE RIGHT BACK. 103 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,764 THEY SAY I STOLE 104 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,800 HOW TO SEAL, GROUT, AND PLUMB YOUR WAY TO A DREAM BATHROOM. 105 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,168 WELL, THAT'S ABSURD. 106 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,270 DON'T GET EXCITED. THIS HAPPENS TO WRITERS ALL THE TIME. 107 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,439 PROBABLY JUST SOME POOR, PATHETIC, MISGUIDED-- 108 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,641 THEY'RE SUING FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. 109 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,878 BLOODSUCKING LEECH. 110 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,316 NELSON, I NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY. 111 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:53,918 I NEVER READ HIS BOOK. 112 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,186 I MEAN, I THOUGHT OF THIS MYSELF. 113 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,154 I TYPED IT MYSELF. I'M INNOCENT. 114 00:05:57,156 --> 00:06:00,425 DICK, THIS IS ALL VERY USEFUL. 115 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,826 A LAWYER LOVES TO SEE 116 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,128 THIS KIND OF CONVICTION IN THE CLIENT. 117 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:07,064 IF I WERE IN YOUR SHOES, FACING WHAT YOU'RE FACING, 118 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,967 I'D BE A QUIVERING MASS OF NERVES. 119 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:13,371 YOU-- YOU WOULD? 120 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,973 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I HATE ABOUT THIS. 121 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,910 YOU'RE A PERFECTLY NICE, INNOCENT MAN. 122 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,713 AND THIS FARMER, WHITLEY McVEIGH, COMES ALONG. 123 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,882 HE HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE. 124 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,884 HE'S GOT NO CASE WHATSOEVER. 125 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,720 BUT BECAUSE HE'S FINISHED WITH HIS PLOWING, 126 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,389 HE SLAPS A LAWSUIT ON YOU. IT JUST GALLS ME, DICK. 127 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,158 I-- I LOVE YOUR CONVICTION. 128 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,028 THE MAN IS A NUISANCE. A NOBODY, A NOTHING. 129 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,731 A BLOODSUCKING LEECH, RIGHT. 130 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,200 DOESN'T DESERVE TO SHARE THE SAME PLANET WITH YOU. 131 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,470 AND THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE A GUY LIKE THIS, DICK, 132 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:48,105 IS TO SETTLE. 133 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,510 DICK, 134 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,947 SETTLING IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO. 135 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,315 BUT-- BUT I'M INNOCENT. 136 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,983 NO. YOU'RE COMING AT THIS 137 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,985 WITH A LAYMAN'S POINT OF VIEW. 138 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,288 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CONFUSING INNOCENT... 139 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:07,992 WITH NOT GUILTY. 140 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,694 I-- I GUESS 141 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,830 THEY'RE LIGHT-YEARS APART. 142 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,466 WELCOME TO MY WORLD, DICK. 143 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,801 SEE. WHAT YOU HAVE HERE 144 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,837 IS A LARGE WINDOW 145 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:22,507 OF VULNERABILITY. 146 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:26,043 AND I-- I DON'T WANT THAT. 147 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,580 IF WE GO TO COURT ON THIS, 148 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,515 YOU STAND TO LOSE EVERYTHING YOU OWN, 149 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,617 AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. 150 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,086 IF WE SETTLE... 151 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:39,056 WE'LL MAKE THEM SORRY THEY EVER STARTED UP WITH US. 152 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:41,092 DICK, DICK, 153 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,794 I HATE IT, TOO. 154 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,896 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW 155 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:48,032 WHY I STAY IN THIS PROFESSION. 156 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,768 IT'S PROBABLY THE MONEY. 157 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,103 YEAH, BUT I-- I DON'T WANT TO SETTLE. 158 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,305 I-- I WANT TO FIGHT IT. I WANT TO BE VINDICATED. 159 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,474 AND-- AND I WANT TO SEND WHITLEY McVEIGH 160 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,342 TO THE GAS CHAMBER. 161 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:02,046 DICK. SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 162 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,281 NOW, WE HAVE TWO OPTIONS HERE. 163 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:07,719 THE FIRST OPTION IS, WE SETTLE. 164 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,154 NOW, I ONCE GOT A REQUEST FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS 165 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,624 KNOCKED DOWN TO $3500. 166 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,393 TURNS ALL THE GUY WANTED WAS A SPEEDBOAT. 167 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:19,063 COULD HAPPEN HERE. 168 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,598 THE OTHER OPTION, 169 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,701 THE ONE THAT YOU SPOKE SO ELOQUENTLY FOR, 170 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,603 WE GO TO COURT. 171 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:29,040 YOUR NAME IS DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD. 172 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,543 WE COULD END UP PAYING THE HALF MILLION. 173 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,877 YOU'RE BRANDED FOR LIFE, 174 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,747 AND YOU NEVER GET PUBLISHED AGAIN. 175 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,083 HECK. I'M FLEXIBLE ON THIS. 176 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,388 WHICH ONE SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU? 177 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,593 WELL, HOW'S IT GOING? 178 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,361 OH, I DON'T KNOW. NELSON'S MAKING SOME-- 179 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,730 --SOME PHONE CALLS. 180 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,433 WE'RE, UH, GOING TO SETTLE. 181 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,936 WHAT? DICK, YOU'RE INNOCENT. 182 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,404 I KNOW, BUT APPARENTLY I'M-- 183 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,674 I'M NOT NOT GUILTY. 184 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,776 WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I THOUGHT THIS McVEIGH GUY 185 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,977 DOESN'T HAVE A CASE. 186 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,179 HE DOESN'T, BUT IT SEEMS I HAVE THIS 187 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,015 BIG, VULNERABLE WINDOW. 188 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,852 HONEY, TRUST ME, GOING TO COURT 189 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:17,121 IS THE LAST THING WE WANT TO DO. 190 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,924 DICK. THEY WON'T SETTLE. 191 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,660 WE GO TO COURT! 192 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,170 DICK? 193 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,206 DICK, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 194 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,176 NO. 195 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:42,647 "DICK LOUDON SUED FOR PLAGIARISM." 196 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,883 WHEN DID THEY START USING RED INK? 197 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,619 ACTUALLY, HONEY, THE STORY ITSELF 198 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,121 IS PRETTY IMPARTIAL. 199 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,190 CONTINUED ON PAGE 6, SEE "THIEF." 200 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,862 WELL, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TAKE MY LIPS 201 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,430 TO PETERSON'S DRUGS AND STUFF. 202 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,832 WHAT? 203 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,034 I WAS BUYING LIP LINER THIS MORNING, 204 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,568 AND THE PHARMACIST WAS TELLING EVERYBODY 205 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,638 THAT HE'S NOT SURPRISED YOU'RE A PLAGIARIST 206 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,373 BECAUSE HE ONCE SAW YOU POCKET A ROLL OF LIFESAVERS. 207 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,042 ERNIE SAID THAT? 208 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,011 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY? 209 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,746 I MEAN, FOR TWO YEARS I'VE BEEN SHOPPING THERE. 210 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,380 WE EXCHANGE CHRISTMAS CARDS. 211 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:19,250 AND NEVER IN ALL THAT TIME HAVE I ONCE MENTIONED THE FACT 212 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,486 THAT HE HAS A NOSE YOU COULD OPEN CANS WITH. 213 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,922 I STOOD UP FOR YOU, DICK. I TOLD HIM YOU WERE INNOCENT, 214 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,991 AND HE WAS PETTY, AND HIS SELECTION OF LIP LINERS 215 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,560 WAS A MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT, AND I STORMED OUT. 216 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,730 SOUNDS YOU REALLY CHOPPED HIM OFF AT THE KNEES. 217 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,067 - HI THERE. - HI, MICHAEL. 218 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,501 STEPHANIE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL THIS MORNING. 219 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:38,703 EXCEPT FOR MY LIPS. 220 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,206 OH YES. THEY'RE UNLINED. 221 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,711 DICK, REMEMBER THAT PIE-JUDGING CONTEST 222 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,814 YOU WERE SO DEAD-SET AGAINST. 223 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,316 PULLED SOME STRINGS. GOT YOU OUT OF IT. 224 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,319 OH, AND THAT WRITER YOU WERE IFFY ON, GABRIELLA PUDNEY? 225 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,320 86-ED. 226 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,422 MICHAEL. 227 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,757 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 228 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,726 NOTHING. JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU HAPPY, DICK. 229 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,896 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED TO JUDGE THE PIE CONTEST, 230 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,065 AND I DEMAND TO INTERVIEW GABRIELLA PUDNEY. 231 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,900 WELL... 232 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,669 YOU COULDN'T GET THE PIE CONTEST NOW IF YOU BEGGED. 233 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,037 AND GABRIELLA CANCELED. 234 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,272 SHE SAID SHE WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT LOOT AND PILLAGE 235 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,774 HER LIFE'S WORK. 236 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:20,078 ARTICULATE GAL. WOULD'VE MADE A FINE GUEST. 237 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,412 WHO IS DOING THE SHOW? 238 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,681 ACTUALLY, DICK. NOT YOU. 239 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,583 - WHAT? - YOU MEAN DICK IS FIRED? 240 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,452 HE'S NOT EXACTLY FIRED, JOANNA. MORE LIKE "ON LEAVE." 241 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,287 IN THE ARMY, PEOPLE CLAMOR FOR THAT. 242 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,590 YEAH, BUT WHY IS DICK OFF THE SHOW? 243 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,225 WELL, SOME OF THE GUYS AT THE STATION-- 244 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,893 NOT ME-- 245 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,695 FEEL THAT A TELEVISION HOST HAS TO BE WELCOME 246 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,030 IN THEIR LIVING ROOMS. AND DICK WON'T BE 247 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,398 IF THEY'RE AFRAID HE MIGHT STEAL AN ASHTRAY. 248 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,868 DICK HAS NEVER STOLEN ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE. 249 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,803 THIS WHOLE THING REALLY STINKS. 250 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:49,273 JOANNA, PLEASE. MICHAEL, THIS WHOLE THING... 251 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,308 STINKS. 252 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,010 MICHAEL, I AM SEEING A SIDE OF YOU THAT, 253 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,379 UP UNTIL NOW, I'VE MANAGED TO IGNORE. 254 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,182 BUT IF THE MAN I LOVE CAN'T SUPPORT MY GOOD FRIENDS, 255 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,717 THEN I'M JUST... 256 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,720 UPSET. 257 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,988 STEPHANIE. 258 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,723 I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK. 259 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,425 DON'T CALL ME. DON'T TRY TO SEE ME. 260 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:12,096 AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET TO ME BY SENDING ME GIFTS, 261 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,699 I GUESS I CAN'T STOP YOU. 262 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,275 GOOD TURNOUT. 263 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,580 OH, HERE COMES THE OPPOSITION NOW. 264 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,585 THAT'S WHITLEY McVEIGH. 265 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,453 MM-HMM. 266 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,022 I'D LIKE TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND. 267 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,191 NO. BAD FORM, DICK. 268 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,860 LOOK, THE REASON YOU HIRED ME 269 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,829 IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND A COURTROOM. 270 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,497 I DO. 271 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,033 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING HERE WITHOUT MY SAY-SO. 272 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,603 I AM YOUR ONLY FRIEND. YOU GOT THAT? 273 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,571 GOT IT. 274 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,740 HEY, ARLEEN! 275 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,476 THANKS FOR THE OPERA TICKETS. THEY WERE JUST GREAT SEATS! 276 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,545 GLAD YOU COULD USE 'EM. 277 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,685 YOU-- YOU WANT TO ASK THEM 278 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,586 TO SIT WITH US? 279 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,530 [HIGH-PITCHED] HI, MY NAME IS CORKY. 280 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,301 HI, CORKY. 281 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,204 I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME WITH YOU, 282 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,839 AND I'D LIKE TO BRING MY FRIEND MICHAEL, 283 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,941 BECAUSE HE'S A SWELL GUY. 284 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,745 WOULD YOU PLEASE READ THE LETTER THAT WAS SENT TO YOU 285 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,349 BY MR. LOUDON'S PUBLISHER? 286 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,551 "DEAR MR. McVEIGH--" 287 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,754 "DEAR." HAH! 288 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,224 "THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING 'BATHROOM REPAIR' 289 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:50,094 "FOR OUR CONSIDERATION. 290 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,264 "UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOES NOT-- 291 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,800 IT DOES NOT MEET OUR NEEDS AT THE PRESENT TIME." 292 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,171 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 293 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,706 IT'S JUST ANOTHER FANCY-PANTS WAY OF SAYING 294 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,676 "TOUGH DARTS, FARMER." 295 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,478 MR. McVEIGH, TELL US. 296 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,846 WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT 297 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,849 MR. LOUDON'S DREAM BATHROOM BOOK? 298 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,851 IT WAS ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO. 299 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,686 I WENT INTO THE HARDWARE STORE, 300 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,121 AND I SAW THIS BOOK 301 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,624 WITH A FUNNY-LOOKING GUY ON THE BACK COVER. 302 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,626 IT WAS HIM! 303 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,996 OBJECTION TO THE CHARACTERIZATION 304 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,165 OF MY CLIENT AS FUNNY-LOOKING! 305 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,977 SUSTAINED. 306 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,312 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 307 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,114 WELL, I BOUGHT THE BOOK. 308 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,249 IT WAS THE SAME TOPIC AS MINE. 309 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,984 HAD THE SAME NUMBER OF CHAPTERS. 310 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,920 SAME PUBLISHER. SAME EVERYTHING. 311 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,123 WELL, ABOUT A WEEK LATER, IT HIT ME. 312 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,225 HE STOLE MY BOOK! 313 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,793 OBJECTION. 314 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,261 SUSTAINED. 315 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,562 YOUR WITNESS. 316 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,265 THANK YOU. 317 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,935 MR. McVEIGH. 318 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,405 DON'T YOU THINK THAT A HALF MILLION DOLLARS 319 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,208 IS AN EXORBITANT AMOUNT OF MONEY? 320 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,576 EXORBITANT? 321 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,113 EXCESSIVE. BEYOND REASON. 322 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,685 MR. UTLEY, LET ME ASK YOU. 323 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,423 WHY DOES MR. LOUDON REQUIRE THE SERVICES OF A HANDYMAN? 324 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,758 UH, TO DO STUFF AROUND THE INN. 325 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,995 BUT MR. LOUDON IS A HOW-TO EXPERT, ISN'T HE? 326 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,864 WHY DOESN'T HE DO STUFF AROUND THE INN HIMSELF? 327 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,799 WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 328 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,501 I GUESS MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE 329 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,537 DICK ISN'T REAL HANDY. 330 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,039 OH, HE ISN'T? 331 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,708 NO, HE DOES KEEP SAYING, 332 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,710 "THOSE WHO CAN DO, 333 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,246 "AND THOSE WHO CAN'T WRITE BOOKS 334 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,948 "TELLING PEOPLE WHO DO 335 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,185 HOW TO DO THE THINGS THEY DO DO." 336 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,722 I BELIEVE THAT EXPRESSION IS BORROWED FROM 337 00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,991 GEORGE BERNARD SHAW'S 338 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,394 "HE WHO CAN DOES, HE WHO CANNOT TEACHES." 339 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,296 NOW, WAIT, I THINK THAT SHAW GUY 340 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,663 MUST'VE GOT THAT FROM DICK, 341 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:10,634 'CAUSE THAT HAS DICK LOUDON WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 342 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,170 THANK YOU, MR. UTLEY. 343 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,639 MR. LOUDON, I'D LIKE TO READ A LITTLE TO YOU, 344 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,874 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 345 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,409 SURE. 346 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,978 DO YOU HAVE TREASURE ISLAND? 347 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,416 NO, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL FIND IT INTERESTING 348 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,784 IF I'M READING FROM YOUR BOOK. 349 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,891 "TO CHANGE THE FAUCET HANDLE, 350 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,960 SIMPLY REMOVE BOTH SCREWS." 351 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,296 DO YOU REMEMBER WRITING THAT? 352 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,066 WELL, IT'S NOT MY BEST STUFF, BUT UH-- 353 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,567 HOW ABOUT, 354 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,003 "YOU SHOULD CHOOSE THE SHOWERHEAD 355 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,639 THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU." 356 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,108 GUILTY. 357 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,110 AND I HAVE ONE MORE. 358 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:56,880 "CLEAN THE TILE CAREFULLY WITH A DAMP CLOTH." 359 00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,517 SURE SOUNDS LIKE ME AGAIN. 360 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,218 YOUR HONOR, LET THE RECORD SHOW 361 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,055 THAT THE PASSAGES THAT I HAVE JUST READ ALOUD, 362 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,823 WHICH MR. LOUDON IDENTIFIED AS HIS OWN, 363 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,125 ARE FROM PAGES... 364 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,662 6, 14, AND 29 365 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,964 OF BATHROOM REPAIR, 366 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,333 WRITTEN BY MR. WHITLEY McVEIGH. 367 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:19,136 OH NO! 368 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,704 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 369 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,174 REDIRECT, YOUR HONOR? 370 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:31,014 DICK, I'M, UH... TAKING A NEW TACK. 371 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,985 STAY WITH ME ON THIS. 372 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:38,956 MR. LOUDON. 373 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,991 IF YOU WANTED TO REMOVE 374 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:44,361 THE FAUCET HANDLES IN THE BATHROOM, 375 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,698 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO? 376 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,633 UH, REMOVE THE TWO SCREWS. 377 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,903 AH. AH. 378 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,107 AND IF YOU WANTED TO ADVISE SOMEONE 379 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,375 ON BUYING A NEW SHOWERHEAD, 380 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,412 WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THAT HE PICK ONE OUT THAT WAS, 381 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,914 SAY, WRONG FOR HIM? 382 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,153 NOT GENERALLY. 383 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,422 MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER WITH, SAY, 384 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,724 ONE THAT'S RIGHT FOR THEM. 385 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,793 AND WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO CLEAN TILE? 386 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,196 SEND IT OUT TO THE DRY CLEANERS? 387 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,099 OR YOU COULD RUN IT THROUGH A CAR WASH. 388 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,838 ACTUALLY, THE BEST WAY IS TO WIPE IT WITH A WET CLOTH. 389 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,375 SO WHEN YOU AND MR. McVEIGH WERE WRITING THESE THINGS, 390 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,710 YOU WERE SIMPLY REPORTING THE FACTS. 391 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,380 WITH A CAPITAL "F." 392 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,316 WHAT YOU'RE REALLY SAYING IS... 393 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,286 ANYONE COULD'VE WRITTEN THAT BOOK. 394 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,358 WHAT-- 395 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,993 YOUR HONOR, I ASK YOU. 396 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,297 HOW CAN MR. LOUDON HAVE STOLEN MATERIAL 397 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,032 WHICH HE HIMSELF ADMITS 398 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,201 COULD'VE BEEN WRITTEN BY ANY FOOL? 399 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,504 NELSON-- NELSON? 400 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:04,141 BY A CHILD OF SIX. BY A MONKEY WITH A TYPEWRITER. 401 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,311 BY A CHILD WITH A MONKEY WITH A TYPEWRITER. 402 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,012 BY MR. WHITLEY McVEIGH. 403 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,347 BY MR. DICK LOUDON. 404 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,249 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 405 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:16,053 UH-- OBJECTION. 406 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,222 YOU'RE OBJECTING TO YOUR OWN ATTORNEY. 407 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,559 WELL, THEY CERTAINLY AREN'T GOING TO OBJECT. 408 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,528 UH, YOUR HONOR, MAY I SPEAK? 409 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,565 YOU MAY. 410 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,067 OF COURSE, HOW-TO BOOKS 411 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,935 ON THE SAME SUBJECT 412 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,837 HAVE SIMILAR PASSAGES, 413 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,508 BUT I MEAN, HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS ARE THERE TO SAY, 414 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,077 "REMOVE THE TWO SCREWS?" 415 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,213 REMOVE ONE SCREW, 416 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,781 THEN THE OTHER? 417 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,150 REMOVE BOTH SCREWS. 418 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,188 SEE THOSE SCREWS? TAKE 'EM OUT. 419 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,260 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I'LL TELL YOU 420 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,628 WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS. 421 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,396 UH, MAY I PLEASE HAVE 422 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,798 EXHIBIT "A" AND "B," PLEASE? 423 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,607 UH, I WOULD LIKE TO READ FROM 424 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,309 BATHROOM REPAIR BY WHITLEY McVEIGH. 425 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,946 THIS IS THE FIRST CHAPTER OF HIS BOOK. 426 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,148 "ANYONE WHO HAS A BATHROOM 427 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,118 "KNOWS THAT IT NEEDS FIXING. 428 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,020 "THIS BOOK WILL HELP YOU FIX IT. 429 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,790 BUT YOU'LL NEED TOOLS, TOO." 430 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:32,062 COMPETENT, I GRANT YOU. 431 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,932 NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH IN MY BOOK. 432 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,972 "IMAGINE COLORS. 433 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,444 "SMOOTH AND RESTFUL. 434 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,846 "AN OASIS OF SHIMMERING WATER. 435 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,015 "DEEP AND COOL. 436 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,350 "PLANTS OF LUSCIOUS GREEN 437 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,153 "WITH BURSTING FLOWERS. 438 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,455 "THE MIRROR'S BOUNCING IMAGES 439 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,024 "WITH MAGICIAN'S QUICKNESS 440 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:04,161 "BEFORE YOUR EYES. 441 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,030 "THESE WORDS ONLY BEGIN TO SUGGEST 442 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,800 WHAT COULD BE YOUR DREAM BATHROOM." 443 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,571 THESE WORDS... 444 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,373 ARE MY WORDS. 445 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,977 THAT'S LOVELY. 446 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,281 THANK YOU, MR. LOUDON. 447 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,183 I THINK WE CAN DISPENSE 448 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,984 WITH THE CLOSING ARGUMENTS. 449 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,086 I AM PREPARED TO RULE. 450 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,024 IN MY OPINION, 451 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,428 MR. LOUDON'S WRITING IS UNIQUE. 452 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:41,365 CLOYING... 453 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,833 BUT UNIQUE. 454 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,535 THAT NONE OF HIS BOOK WAS DERIVED 455 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:48,104 FROM MR. McVEIGH'S MANUSCRIPT. 456 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,774 I FIND FOR THE DEFENDANT. 457 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,576 COURT ADJOURNED. 458 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:56,447 WELL, DICK. WE SURE SHOWED THEM. 459 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,315 ARLEEN. YOU BUSY FOR DINNER? 460 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,117 NO. 461 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,887 OH, HONEY. OH. 462 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,389 I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D WIN. 463 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:06,923 CONGRATULATIONS. 464 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,427 YEAH, THEY DECLARED THE BOOK MINE AND BAD. 465 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:13,797 WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT SHAW GUY DOESN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS. 466 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:17,133 WE COULD BE BACK HERE IN A WEEK. 467 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,536 DICK, I'M AWFULLY GLAD THINGS TURNED OUT THIS WAY. 468 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,739 I-- I ALWAYS KNEW THEY WOULD. 469 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,408 IN VIEW OF THIS VERDICT, I'M OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED 470 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:28,044 TO INVITE YOU BACK INTO THE VERMONT TODAY FAMILY. 471 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:31,482 I HOPE WE CAN LET BYGONES BE BYGONES. 472 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,116 WELL, MICHAEL, I DON'T KNOW. 473 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,852 YOU BEHAVED RATHER BADLY, AND I REALLY-- 474 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,121 COME ON, DICK. 475 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,391 OH-- ALL RIGHT, I FORGIVE YOU. 476 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,227 WELL, SHOULD WE GO HOME? 477 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,896 NO, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 478 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,398 LET'S GO DOWN TO THE HARDWARE STORE 479 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,965 AND SEE IF THEY GOT ANY OF YOUR BOOKS. 480 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:54,070 I STILL SAY YOU STOLE MY BOOK. 481 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,673 TOUGH DARTS, FARMER. 482 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,485 �� [THEME MUSIC] 33781

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