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[TRUMPET PLAYING]

MORNING, DICK.

GEORGE.

SOUNDS LIKE MR. BENNETT IS PRACTICING AGAIN.

YEAH. HE--HE PLAYED TILL 2:00 THIS MORNING,

AND HE'S STARTING UP AGAIN AT...

7:15.

RIGHT.

LOOK AT THIS.

I'M TRYING.

IT'S HER EYE, DICK.

IT WAS AN EYE.

NOW IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF LINES AND A BAG.

THAT MAN IS KEEPING EVERYBODY AWAKE.

NOT ME.

I CAN'T HEAR HIM AT ALL OUT OVER THE GARAGE.

YOU KNOW, JOANNA SLEPT FINE TOO.

I WATCHED HER.

DICK, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA MAKE MR. BENNETT STOP?

LOOK, I PROMISED HIM HE COULD PRACTICE HERE

AS LONG AS WE HAD NO OTHER GUESTS.

HE'S GONNA BE LEAVING IN A COUPLE DAYS,

AND--AND I JUST CAN'T TELL HIM TO STOP.

[TRUMPET PLAYING]

BUT I WILL.

GOD, ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL

WHEN YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO?

THANK YOU.

MR.--MR. BENNETT?

YEAH?

WH--WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR BREAKFAST?

DICK.

JUST A CUP OF COFFEE.

I WANNA GET RIGHT BACK TO MY ROOM TO PRACTICE.

OH, REALLY. DICK?

UH, MR. BENNETT, COULD--

COULD I ASK YOU A FAVOR?

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

YOU'RE HELPING MY DREAM COME TRUE.

WITHOUT YOU, I WOULDN'T HAVE A PRAYER AT THAT AUDITION.

RIGHT.

COULD--COULD--COULD YOU PLEASE NOT PLAY

YOUR TRUMPET ANYMORE?

WHAT?

IN--IN YOUR ROOM.

IT'S--IT'S THE ACOUSTICS. UM...

MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER OFF PRACTICING IN, UH--

SWITZERLAND.

THE BASEMENT.

HEY. GREAT IDEA.

I BET CHERRY PINK AND APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE

WILL SOUND GREAT DOWN THERE.

HE'S BEEN PLAYING CHERRY PINK AND APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE?

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE THEME FROM SHAFT.

[TRUMPET PLAYING]

GOOD MORNING.

SAYS WHO?

IT'S JOANNA, DICK.

HONEY, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE FUNNIEST THING.

DO YOU REMEMBER JONATHAN HILL?

IS THAT THE JONATHAN YOU WERE DATING

RIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME AND FORGOT RIGHT AFTER?

YES.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

I KNOW YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS.

I KINDA HAVE A DATE WITH HIM.

YOU MADE A DATE WITH A GUY WHO'S NOT DICK?

MOST--MOST PEOPLE CUT DOWN ON THAT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED.

WELL, I SHOULDN'T EVEN CALL IT A DATE.

WE JUST DECIDED 20 YEARS AGO,

THAT NO MATTER WHERE WE WERE LIVING,

OR WHAT WE WERE DOING,

WE'D MEET AT THE SKY ROOM IN NEW YORK

AT 8:00 P.M. THIS FRIDAY.

WOW. THAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC.

NO. IT'S REALLY RIDICULOUS.

WELL, DICK, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING.

THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

YEAH.

JONATHAN PROBABLY WON'T EVEN REMEMBER.

OF COURSE HE WON'T.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OF COURSE HE WON'T?"

YOU DON'T KNOW THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WE HAD.

SURE I DO.

WHAT--WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DID YOU HAVE?

CASUAL.

DON'T YOU THINK IF HE WERE GONNA SHOW UP HE--HE'D CALL?

I WOULD.

OH, I WOULDN'T.

IT'S MUCH MORE ROMANTIC JUST TO SHOW UP.

DON'T YOU HAVE EGGS TO FRY?

HONEY, HOW COULD JONATHAN CALL?

LAST TIME I SAW HIM, I WAS STILL IN SCHOOL,

AND HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO KENYA WITH THE PEACE CORPS.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE,

AND I'M NOT JOANNA McKENNA ANYMORE.

I'M JOANNA LOUDON.

SO, LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.

HONEY, I'M NOT GOING.

OH, PHOOEY.

I HAVE A WHOLE NEW LIFE,

AND I'M SURE JONATHAN DOES TOO.

WE WERE CRAZY TO MAKE A DATE LIKE THIS.

CRAZY AND WILD, AND...

CASUAL.

COME ON, STEPHANIE.

I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE BREAKFAST.

DICK, I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH JOANNA.

WHY IS THAT, GEORGE?

I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT "CASUAL" MEANS.

[TRUMPET PLAYING]

[TRUMPET PLAYING]

OKAY, STEPHANIE. I--

STEPHANIE?

--STEPHANIE. --OH.

I FOUND MY YEARBOOK.

OH, GOOD.

MAYBE IT'LL HELP KEEP MY MIND OFF THAT RACKET.

[SIGHS]

CAREFUL. YOU'LL WRINKLE JONATHAN.

OH. SORRY.

[LAUGHS]

ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT GIVE YOU SOME IDEA

OF WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE TODAY.

OH, HI.

OKAY IF I MAKE MYSELF A QUICK SANDWICH?

OH, SURE. HELP YOURSELF.

THANK YOU.

ISN'T TRUE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY A TRUMPET

FOR AN HOUR AFTER YOU'VE EATEN?

NO.

WELL, AT LEAST WE WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN

TO THAT STUPID SONG FOR A WHILE.

[HUMMING]

COME ON. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT JONATHAN.

[SIGHS] OKAY.

JONATHAN HILL.

THIS MUST BE EXCITING FOR YOU.

STEPHANIE, YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO WANTED TO SEE HIM. NOT ME.

PAGE 72.

HILL. HILL...

WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO.

OH, STEPHANIE, IT WAS JUST A COLLEGE ROMANCE.

IT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE WITH DICK.

BUT BOY, DOES THIS TAKE ME BACK.

YOU KNOW, JONATHAN USED TO WRITE POETRY.

AND HE COULD PLAY THE GUITAR,

AND OH, HE HAD SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

WOW.

ALL THAT AND A DIMPLE IN HIS CHIN.

OH, JOANNA. DON'T YOU WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN?

IN COLOR?

OH, WHO KNOWS IF HE'LL EVEN SHOW UP?

WHAT IF HE DOES AND YOU DON'T?

HOW CAN YOU BREAK A 20-YEAR PROMISE TO THAT CHIN?

HI.

I'M LARRY. THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARRYL,

AND THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER DARRYL.

I KNOW, LARRY.

DO YOU THINK WE COULD SPEAK TO THE MAN OF THE HOUSE?

DICK?

MISS STEPHANIE...

MAY I SAY YOUR EYES ARE THE MOST GLORIOUS SHADE OF PINK?

HI, GUYS. WHAT--WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WELL, FOR TWO DAYS AND NIGHTS NOW,

WE'VE BEEN HEARIN' THE SOUND

OF AN ANIMAL IN DISTRESS COMIN' FROM THIS--

COMIN' FROM THIS INN.

THAT KINDA THING JUST TEARS DARRYL UP INSIDE.

SO, WE CAME OVER TO SEE WHAT WE COULD DO

TO EASE ITS MISERY.

DARRYL BRUNG A ROCK.

IT'S NOT AN ANIMAL. IT'S--IT'S A MAN...

PLAYING THE TRUMPET BADLY.

WELL, IT DID SEEM STRANGE THAT A WOUNDED CRITTER

WOULD SCREECH OUT CHERRY PINK AND APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE.

THEY TEND TO PICK ONE SOUND AND STICK WITH IT UNTIL--

FELLAS. FELLAS.

THANKS FOR--FOR OFFERING TO HELP, BUT, UH...

THERE'S NO WOUNDED CRITTER, AND WHAT--WHAT WE DO HAVE

IS LEAVING TOMORROW.

OKAY. IF IT'S JUST ONE MORE NIGHT.

I GUESS WE CAN USE THIS TO HELP DARRYL SLEEP.

[HUMMING]

WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEPHANIE?

HIDING HIS TRUMPET.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

YOU CAN'T HIDE A TRUMPET IN THERE.

IT WON'T FIT. OVER HERE.

DICK. OH, COME ON.

[JOANNA] STOP IT. STOP IT. COME ON.

OH, HI, MR. BENNETT,

FROM THE KITCHEN WITH A SANDWICH.

WELL, I HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS AND...

WASH THE BEDS.

HI.

WH--WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TRUMPET?

OH. UM...

JO--UH, JOANNA ASKED ME HOW--

HOW TALL THIS-- THIS CHAIR WAS,

AND I SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT...

ONE AND A HALF TRUMPETS TALL.

AND, UH, DARN--DARNED IF I WASN'T RIGHT.

REALLY?

SAME HEIGHT AS MY SON.

DO YOU NEED TO MEASURE ANYTHING ELSE?

UH, NO.

WHAT--WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THIS?

OH, IT'S JUST MY COLLEGE YEARBOOK.

OH.

THIS WOULD BE THE ONE THAT, UH,

THAT JONATHAN'S IN.

IT'S ON PAGE SEVENTY...

SOMETHING.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'D SAY, UH, 20 YEARS AGO,

HE WAS NOT UN-GOOD-LOOKING...

FOR A GUY WITH AN OVERSIZED DIMPLE IN HIS CHIN.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY HE'S HANDSOME?

HONEY, WHAT WOMEN THINK IS HANDSOME,

AND WHAT MEN THINK IS HANDSOME

IS WORLDS APART. UH--GEORGE?

DO YOU--DO YOU THINK THIS GUY IS GOOD-LOOKING?

WELL, HE'S OKAY.

YOU SEE?

BUT WOW.

LOOK AT THAT JONATHAN HILL GUY.

HE'S A DREAMBOAT.

JONATHAN HILL? SAY, ISN'T HE THE--

YEAH.

WELL, HE'S OKAY.

WELL, IF ALL THE REVIEWS ARE IN,

I'LL JUST PUT THIS AWAY.

DICK, UH, DON'T YOU THINK THIS MIGHT BE GETTING

JUST A TOUCH OUT OF HAND?

WHAT--WHAT IS, GEORGE?

THIS JONATHAN STUFF.

JONATHAN THIS. JONATHAN THAT.

GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?

SHE ALREADY SAID SHE ISN'T GONNA GO.

YEAH, BUT SHE KEEPS ON SAYING IT.

FIRST THING YOU KNOW, SHE'LL BE SAYING IT

LONG DISTANCE FROM NEW YORK.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK WITH HER.

GEORGE...

MARRIAGE IS LIKE PORCUPINES.

PORCUPINES NEED TO GET CLOSE TO EACH OTHER FOR WARMTH.

BUT IF THEY GET TOO CLOSE, THEY--THEY SPEAR EACH OTHER.

NOW, IF I FLAT OUT TOLD JOANNA SHE COULDN'T GO TO NEW YORK,

THEN I'D BE LIKE A PORCUPINE

WHO PULLS HIS MATE TOO CLOSE, AND--

FILLS HER SO FULL OF HOLES

YOU COULD USE HER TO DRAIN SPAGHETTI.

[LAUGHS]

M--MAKES HER UNCOMFORTABLE.

BUT MY PORCUPINE KNOWS SHE'S FREE TO GO AND...

THAT'S WHY SHE'S STAYING HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?

UH, PORCUPINES.

YEAH. AND MARRIAGE, AND SPEARING EACH OTHER.

YEAH, I--I WAS JUST-- I WAS JUST TELLING GEORGE

THAT, YOU KNOW, WE LOVE AND TRUST EACH OTHER, AND...

AND THAT'S WHY, UH...

I GIVE YOU LEEWAY.

YOU MEAN LIKE IF I HAD WANTED TO GO TO NEW YORK?

YEAH. THAT--THAT KIND OF THING.

DICK, SUPPOSE I HAD WANTED TO GO.

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID?

I WOULD HAVE SAID, "GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY."

OF COURSE, I WOULD'VE WANTED YOU TO COME WITH ME,

AND MEET JONATHAN.

NO. WOULD-- WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.

I--I WOULD'VE INSISTED THAT YOU GO ALONE.

[SIGHS]

YOU REALLY ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL HUSBAND

A WOMAN COULD EVER WANT.

MM. [KISS]

MM.

DICK, IF YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY,

I WILL GO TO NEW YORK.

I'M GOING WITH YOU.

HONEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?

IT'S, UH, 7:10.

WOULD, UH, WOULD IT BE EASIER

IF I CALLED THE TIME OUT EVERY FIVE MINUTES?

SORRY.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE EARRINGS?

FINE.

BUT THEN IT, UH...

DOESN'T REALLY COUNT WHAT I LIKE.

WHAT COUNTS IS WHAT JOHN WOULD LIKE.

YOU'RE NOT BEING MUCH HELP.

WELL, IT'S HARD TO BE BOTH TIMEKEEPER AND FASHION ADVISOR.

AND JEALOUS HUSBAND.

I'M NOT JEALOUS.

JUST HAVEN'T HAD MUCH EXPERIENCE

HELPING YOU GET READY FOR A BIG DATE.

DICK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME TO THE SKY ROOM WITH ME?

[LAUGHS] ARE YOU KIDDING?

AND BE BORED ALL NIGHT?

NO WAY.

NO, I GOT A GREAT EVENING PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.

BE--BEYOND GREAT.

I'VE ORDERED A DELUXE MEAL FROM ROOM SERVICE,

AND I'M MEETING ELLIOTT AT THE THEATRE.

WE'RE SEEING CATS.

[JOANNA] OH, THAT'S NICE.

THEN, KNOWING ELLIOTT,

WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE A NIGHTCAP AND, UM,

WHO KNOWS? MAYBE DANCING TILL DAWN.

YEAH, JUST A COUPLE OF HOUNDS ON THE PROWL

IN THE BIG APPLE.

[JOANNA] SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

HOW DO I LOOK?

WELL, I CAN PROBABLY TELL BETTER WHEN I...

WIPE THE STEAM FROM MY GLASSES.

DICK, YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

I WORE IT TO YOUR PUBLISHER'S CHRISTMAS PARTY.

YEAH, I JUST DON'T REMEMBER IT HAVING...

THAT MANY FRECKLES.

THEN YOU REMEMBER WRONG.

IS THAT THE PERFUME I GAVE YOU FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?

HONEY, IF HE SAYS I SMELL NICE,

I'LL TELL HIM THE PERFUME WAS A GIFT FROM YOU.

YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM SMELL YOU?

OH, HONEY.

I LOVE YOU.

IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO, I WON'T GO.

NO. I--I WANT YOU TO GO.

THANKS.

I'D KISS YOU, BUT I DON'T WANNA SMEAR MY LIPSTICK.

DICK AND JOANNA?

NEW YORK.

TRUMPET GUY?

CHECKED OUT.

GEORGE?

GONE FOR A WALK.

ALL RIGHT, THEN. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

OH, NO.

I GUESS IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER MY FACE.

I FLUNKED THE AUDITION.

OH. WELL.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND TELLING US.

I'LL BE SURE TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW.

NO, NO, NO.

I'M TOO DEPRESSED TO DRIVE HOME.

OH, DON'T BE SILLY. JUST...

PLAY THE RADIO AND KEEP THE WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN.

JUST DRIVE THOSE BLUES AWAY.

I'VE GOT TO FACE IT. I WASN'T BORN TO TOOT.

CAN I HAVE MY ROOM BACK?

OH.

OKAY.

UH, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW

THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW SHAKEUPS SINCE YOU LEFT.

THERE'S A NEW RULE OF THE INN.

NO TRUMPET PLAYING. EVER.

FINE. FINE WITH ME. I...

I DON'T EVER WANNA LOOK AT THIS THING AGAIN.

HA!

NICE TOSS.

WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PI�A COLADA?

NO. NO, THANK YOU.

I'M NOT GONNA WAIT MUCH LONGER.

BY ANY CHANCE, HAS--

NO, MA'AM.

NO ONE HAS ASKED FOR JOANNA McKENNA.

I HAVE MY EYES PEELED.

WE ALL DO.

EXCUSE ME.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?

NO. ACTUALLY,

I WAS LOOKING FOR HER.

THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN EVERY PLACE WE GO.

YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID.

I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T HIM.

COULD I HAVE MY CHECK, PLEASE?

SURE YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE HIM ANOTHER TEN MINUTES?

I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HIM 20 YEARS.

CAN I HELP YOU?

UH, YES.

DO YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER NAMED, UH, JOANNA LOUDON?

I--UM, I MEAN, UM, McKENNA?

DID YOU SAY "McKENNA?"

BERNARD.

NO. NO. YOU-- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

UM, I--I JUST WANTED TO--TO KNOW IF SHE WAS HERE.

YES, SHE'S HERE. SHE'S DYING TO SEE YOU.

IT'S HIM.

NO. YOU--YOU-- [CLEARS THROAT]

YOU--YOU-- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SHE'S--SHE'S WAITING FOR HER DATE.

I'M--I'M HER HUSBAND.

OH, DEAR. UH...

WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE HERE, SIR.

WELL, IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. RIGHT OVER HERE.

I WAS--I WAS JUST EXPLAINING TO HIM.

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.

FIRST, YOU RUN OFF TO KENYA AND NOW THIS.

LOOK. I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW I'M HERE,

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO KENYA.

DICK?

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS JONATHAN.

NO, IT'S-- IT'S DICK.

THIS ISN'T THE GUY?

NO.

WELL, IF JONATHAN SHOWS UP, DO YOU STILL WANT--

I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT JONATHAN ANYMORE. THANK YOU.

HI. NICE--NICE DRESS.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW ME?

COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST COME WHEN I INVITED YOU?

WELL, SURE. BUT THEN--

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE MET THE GUYS.

SO, UM... [CLEARS THROAT]

JONATHAN DIDN'T-- DIDN'T COME?

WHY DID I THINK HE'D REMEMBER?

OBVIOUSLY, I MEANT NOTHING TO HIM.

HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THIS DATE IF--

IF YOU DIDN'T MEAN SOMETHING TO HIM.

BUT HE DIDN'T KEEP IT?

MAYBE HE HAS AMNESIA.

MAY--UM, MAYBE HE'S-- HE'S STILL IN--IN KENYA,

AND HE'S MARRIED TO SOMEBODY WHO

ISN'T AS UNDERSTANDING AS I AM ABOUT

THESE KIND OF THINGS.

I UNDERSTAND KENYAN WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT.

NO. HE JUST FORGOT ME.

WELL, I--I KNOW HE DIDN'T FORGET YOU.

BUT... MAY--MAYBE HE'S DEAD.

I NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE.

THESE LAST FEW DAYS WERE SO EXCITING.

JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT TIME IN MY LIFE

MADE ME FEEL LIKE A COLLEGE KID AGAIN.

NOW, JONATHAN'S NOT HERE

AND I'VE AGED 20 YEARS IN AN HOUR.

THE--THE ONE I FEEL SORRY FOR IS--IS JONATHAN.

TO GET ONE CHANCE IN 20 YEARS TO--TO SEE YOU AGAIN,

AND--AND HE--HE BLEW IT.

I MEAN, THE--THE SMART ONE WAS THE--THE GUY WHO--

WHO SHOWED UP TONIGHT. DICK LOUDON.

AH. COMPLIMENTARY BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE...

FOR JOANNA McKENNA AND JONATHAN HILL.

LOOK-- [CLEARS THROAT]

FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT...

UH, COMPLIMENTARY?

OH, YES. YES.

ANY COUPLE WHO KEEPS A DATE AFTER 20 YEARS

DESERVES ENCOURAGEMENT.

OPEN HER UP.

WELL, WHAT THE HECK?

I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE-- THE BEST NIGHTCLUB IN TOWN,

WE'RE IN THE--THE MOST EXCITING CITY IN THE WORLD,

I'M WITH THE MOST TERRIFIC WOMAN IN THE WORLD...

AND YOU'RE WITH A DIMPLE-LESS WONDER.

[LAUGHS]

AH. NOW.

HERE YOU ARE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

TO US.

I'D, UH...

I'D GIVE YOU A KISS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO...

SMEAR YOUR LIPSTICK.

DAMN THE LIPSTICK.

[TRUMPET PLAYING]

MEOW.