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AND WITH THAT, I WILL
PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
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YOU WILL KISS THE BRIDE,
AND HALF YOUR GUESTS
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WILL BE BLUBBERING,
AND THAT'LL BE THAT.
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LISTEN, THANKS A MILLION
FOR EVERYTHING, REVEREND.
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- OH.
- YOU'VE BEEN GREAT.
- MY PLEASURE.
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THANKS FROM ME, TOO.
I REALLY APPRECIATE
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EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.
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UH, MR. DEVANE,
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WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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OKAY.
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GOOD NIGHT, REVEREND.
THANKS AGAIN.
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- GOOD NIGHT.
- BYE-BYE.
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AND WE'LL SEE YOU ALL
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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REMEMBER. SEVEN O'CLOCK.
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I'LL REMEMBER.
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WELL, ARE YOU STARTING
TO GET NERVOUS?
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- YEAH, A LITTLE.
- NOT ME. I'M JUST EXCITED.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE,
IN 24 HOURS,
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I'M GONNA BE
MR. KIRK DEVANE.
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I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE
PREMATURE,
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BUT I THOUGHT WE SHOULD
HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE
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- TO CELEBRATE.
- OH, HOT DOG.
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ALL RIGHT.
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- THERE YOU GO.
- OH.
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THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT
OF MY LIFE.
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DICK, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MAKE THE FIRST TOAST?
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UH, SURE.
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TO-- TO THE BRIDE
AND GROOM.
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KIRK.
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DID I PICK THE RIGHT
BEST MAN OR WHAT?
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NOW I'D LIKE
TO MAKE A TOAST.
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BUT DICK'S IS GONNA BE
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PRETTY HARD TO TOP.
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TO DICK AND JOANNA.
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FOR ALLOWING US TO...
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BE MARRIED IN
THEIR LOVELY HOME.
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AND FOR BEING OUR BEST MAN
AND MATRON OF HONOR.
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OH.
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TO STEPHANIE AND GEORGE.
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FOR BEING OUR BRIDESMAID
AND OUR USHER.
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AND TO CINDY.
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WHOSE GOODNESS OF SPIRIT
AND JOY OF LIFE
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HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.
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AND TO AMERICA.
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AMEN.
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I'M NOT USED TO DRINKING
CHAMPAGNE AFTER AMEN,
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BUT...
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WHY NOT?
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NOW I'D LIKE
TO MAKE A TOAST.
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TO CINDY.
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FOR ASKING ME
TO BE A PART OF ALL THIS.
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IT'S REALLY AN HONOR FOR ME.
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I'VE BEEN ALWAYS BEEN A BRIDE.
NEVER A BRIDESMAID.
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THANK YOU.
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STEPHANIE.
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU KNOW, KIRK,
I HAVE TO SAY, I'VE--
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I'VE NEVER
KNOWN A MAN WHO WAS
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SO HAPPY ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED.
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I CAN'T HELP IT, DICK.
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NOBODY KNOWS HOW LONG
I'VE DREAMED ABOUT THIS.
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AND THE AMAZING THING IS,
EVERYTHING IS TURNING OUT
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EXACTLY AS I HOPED IT WOULD.
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I'M HAVING
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
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IN A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
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WITH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
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I LOVE EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
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AWW.
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HONEY, HONEY, I THINK
THAT'S ENOUGH CHAMPAGNE.
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SO, WHAT'S EVERYBODY
GONNA BE DOING TOMORROW
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- BEFORE THE WEDDING?
- WELL, KIRK, I THINK
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WE'RE ALL GONNA BE BUSY
GETTING EVERYTHING READY.
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- OH, RIGHT.
- WHY? WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA BE DOING?
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I DON'T KNOW. IN THE MORNING,
I THINK I'LL GET A HAIRCUT,
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AND IN THE AFTERNOON,
I THOUGHT MAYBE
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I'D GO DOWN
AND BOWL A FEW GAMES.
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IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
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WHATEVER YOU WANT, HONEY.
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IT'S YOUR DAY.
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- HI.
- HI, GUYS.
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I'M LARRY.
THIS IS MY BROTHER, DARRYL.
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THIS IS MY OTHER BROTHER,
DARRYL.
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ARE YOU HERE FOR THE WEDDING
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OR THE SEPTIC TANK?
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- INVITATION SAID THE WEDDING.
- OH, FINE.
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I'M EXCITED, DICK.
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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE.
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I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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CAN YOU TELL ME
FACING THE OTHER WAY?
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I HAVE TO GET
THIS TIE FASTENED.
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I WASN'T SURE I WAS EVER
GONNA MEET ANYONE
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WHO CARED ENOUGH ABOUT ME
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TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS.
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WELL, CINDY
LOVES YOU VERY MUCH.
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I MEANT YOU.
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OH.
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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
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YOU, UH-- YOU AREN'T GONNA
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HUG ME AGAIN, ARE YOU?
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THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU LOOK
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
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YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF.
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I DID. IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
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I LOOK SQUATTY.
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YOU DO NOT.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
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- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- MM-HMM.
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WELL, IT'S HARD NOT TO BE
A LITTLE OVERWHELMED
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BY EVERYTHING
THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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I MEAN,
MARRIAGE IS PERMANENT.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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I'D JUST LIKE TO TAKE
A MOMENT BEFORE THE CEREMONY
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TO, UH, SAY A FEW WORDS
TO THE GROOM.
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YOU WANNA KNOW
IF I'M CHASTE.
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NO, IT HASN'T NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.
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BECAUSE, IF YOU DO,
I CAN GET WITNESSES
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TO PROVE THAT I AM.
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KIRK, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LET REVEREND MILLER
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- SAY WHAT HE HAS TO SAY?
- OKAY.
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I WANT YOU TO PAY
PARTICULAR ATTENTION
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TO THE VOWS THAT
YOU ARE ABOUT TO TAKE.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE, MANY TIMES,
PEOPLE THINK OF THEM
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AS JUST WORDS.
AND THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE
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THAN JUST WORDS.
THEY'RE A--
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THEY'RE A COMMITMENT.
A CONTRACT FOR LIFE.
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- THEY ARE.
- YES.
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YOU ARE ABOUT
TO TAKE A VERY BIG STEP.
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YOU'RE MAKING
A PROMISE BEFORE GOD
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TO LOVE, HONOR,
AND STAND BY THIS PERSON,
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NO MATTER WHAT,
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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BOY.
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KIRK. IT'S, UH,
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IT'S MORE FUN THAN THAT.
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WELL, NO WORD
FROM THE GOVERNOR.
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SO I GUESS IT'S A GO.
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WELL, THE JOYFUL MOMENT
HAS ARRIVED.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN THE LOBBY.
EXCUSE ME.
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IS IT HOT IN HERE?
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UH, NO, KIRK.
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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WELL, I'M SURE
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
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ONCE YOU'RE
OUT THERE ENJOYING
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THE HAPPIEST MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE.
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RIGHT.
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�� ["HERE COMES THE BRIDE"]
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MR. DEVANE.
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YOU ARE FACED IN
THE WRONG DIRECTION.
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OH, SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
- I LOVE YOU.
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DEARLY BELOVED--
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IS HE ON YOUR DRESS?
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ALL RIGHT, STAND BACK,
GIVE HIM AIR.
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I KNOW HOW TO GIVE
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION.
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YEAH, HE'S FINE. CINDY
JUST CALLED FROM THE HOSPITAL,
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AND, UH, THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
HOME RIGHT NOW.
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IT WAS A SHAME.
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OH, THANK YOU,
WE THOUGHT THE PLACE
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LOOKED LOVELY, TOO.
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UH, WE GOT THEM
FROM SWEENEY'S FLORIST.
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OH, THOSE ARE
LITTLE CRACKERS THAT ARE
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MADE FROM CREAM CHEESE.
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WELL, I'M SURE--
I'M SURE SHE'D BE GLAD
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TO GIVE YOU THE RECIPE.
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WELL, LISTEN, THANK YOU
FOR CALLING, AND, UH,
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THANK YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS
FOR FIXING THE SEPTIC TANK.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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THAT LARRY IS A CLASS GUY.
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YEAH.
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I CAN'T HELP IT.
I STILL FEEL BADLY FOR KIRK.
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YEAH, IT'S JUST SUCH A SHAME
THIS HAD TO HAPPEN.
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AFTER ALL OF THIS WORK
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AND EFFORT AND WORRY.
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I DOUBT IF MY HAIR WILL EVER
TURN OUT THIS WELL AGAIN.
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- HI, EVERYBODY.
- [ALL] HI.
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THERE YOU ARE.
HOW'RE YOU FEELING?
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- LIKE A FOOL.
- OH, KIRK.
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- CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?
- NO.
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I'LL HAVE SOME COFFEE AND MAYBE
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ECLAIRS.
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OH, WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE COFFEE FOR ALL OF US?
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OH, I SEE. IT WAS A TRICK.
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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE HAPPIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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NOW IT'S THE MOST HUMILIATING.
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WOULD SOMEBODY
TALK TO HIM, PLEASE?
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I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HIM.
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LOOK, UH, KIRK.
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I-- I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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- HAVE YOU EVER FAINTED?
- WELL, NO.
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THEN YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW I FEEL.
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WELL, I-- I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT FEELS TO FAINT,
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BUT I-- I KNOW
HOW IT FEELS TO...
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BE A FOOL.
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LOOK, THE-- THE POINT IS,
YOU HAVE TO GET PAST THIS.
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UH, IF YOU WANT, WE'LL, UM,
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WE'LL DO THE--
THE WHOLE THING AGAIN,
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AND THE NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
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HOW CAN WE DO THIS AGAIN?
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WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR
MORE FLOWERS AND DECORATIONS.
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WELL, WE'LL JUST
PUT EVERYTHING ON ICE.
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WE HAVEN'T THROWN
ANYTHING AWAY.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE
WE SHOULD JUST GO
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TO A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
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AND HAVE A NICE, SIMPLE LITTLE
CEREMONY. JUST YOU AND ME.
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BUT I WANNA GET MARRIED
LIKE WE PLANNED.
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I JUST DON'T WANNA FAINT.
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WELL, I'M SURE YOU WON'T.
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IT'S POSSIBLE. I COME FROM
A FAMILY OF FAINTERS.
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ACTUALLY, JUST THE MEN.
THE WOMEN ARE BULLDOGS.
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LOOK, UH, KIRK, WHEN--
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WHEN JOANNA AND I
WERE MARRIED,
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I MEAN, I WAS NERVOUS, TOO.
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THE ONLY THING THAT
GOT ME THROUGH IT WAS THAT
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I-- I TRIED TO THINK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE.
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WHENEVER I GET OVERWROUGHT,
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I ALWAYS JUST
TRY TO CLEAR MY HEAD
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AND THINK ABOUT NOTHING.
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YOU MUST BE THE CALMEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.
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WELL, I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.
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LOOK, IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND,
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I THINK I'D LIKE TO TRY THIS
AGAIN NEXT SATURDAY.
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OF COURSE WE DON'T MIND.
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I'LL HAVE TO CHECK
MY CALENDAR.
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OH, I'M KIDDING. OF COURSE
WE'LL DO IT SATURDAY.
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EXCUSE ME. IS THERE A TABLE
FOR THE WEDDING PRESENTS?
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WELL, NOT REALLY,
BUT IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING,
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I CAN TAKE IT.
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WHAT IS IT?
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JUST SOMETHING THAT
GUARANTEES MALE CHILDREN.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO, WELCOME.
WOULD YOU LIKE
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TO SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK?
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YES, I WOULD.
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UH, ARE YOU HERE FOR
THE BRIDE OR THE GROOM?
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WE'RE HERE FOR THE WEEKEND.
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- WHAT?
- WE HAVE RESERVATIONS.
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OH, YOU'RE CHECKING IN.
OH, GEE.
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WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A WEDDING RIGHT NOW.
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UH, WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
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HAVE A SEAT, AND I'LL GO
GET YOUR LUGGAGE,
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AND THEN WE CAN CHECK YOU IN
WHEN THIS IS OVER.
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- WHO'S GETTING MARRIED?
- THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
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WELL? HOW'S THAT?
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OH, CINDY.
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YOU GET MORE BEAUTIFUL
WITH EACH WEDDING.
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- THANK YOU.
- HOW'RE YOU FEELING?
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I FEEL FINE.
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DOES ANYBODY
KNOW HOW KIRK IS?
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WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, BUT
DICK SAID HE SEEMED MUCH BETTER.
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GOOD.
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YOU KNOW, CINDY,
YEARS FROM NOW,
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YOU AND KIRK ARE GONNA
LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH.
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YEAH. I JUST HOPE
WHEN WE DO,
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WE'RE MARRIED.
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I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT WE'RE READY.
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- OKAY, GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT OUT,
REVEREND.
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UH, GEORGE?
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WHAT-- WHAT'RE THOSE?
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OH, COME ON, DICK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE.
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WHAT-- WHAT'RE YOU DOING
WITH 'EM?
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OH, SOME PEOPLE
ARE CHECKING IN.
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WELL, PUT 'EM DOWN
AND LISTEN TO THIS.
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- WHAT'RE WE DOING?
- OKAY, I NEED YOUR GUYS' HELP.
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NOW, I THINK
I'M GONNA BE FINE,
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BUT JUST IN CASE
I START TO PASS OUT,
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I WANT YOU GUYS TO STOP ME.
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- HOW?
- OKAY, I'VE WORKED THIS OUT.
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DICK, TONIGHT, I WANT YOU
TO GRAB MY ARM JUST LIKE THIS.
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OKAY? GEORGE, GET OVER HERE.
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I WANT YOU
TO HOLD THE SMELLING SALTS.
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THIS IS STUPID.
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IT'S NOT STUPID
IF IT KEEPS ME STANDING UP.
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OKAY, NOW LET'S PRETEND
I'M PASSING OUT.
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I START TO GO DOWN.
YOU JERK ME UP,
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AND YOU HIT ME
WITH THE SMELLING SALTS.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST TRY IT
ONE TIME.
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READY?
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[KIRK SNIFFS]
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WOW, OKAY, THAT WORKS.
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�� ["HERE COMES THE BRIDE"]
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HOW ARE YOU?
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DYNAMITE.
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DEARLY BELOVED.
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KIRK?
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YEAH?
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WHAT'RE YOU DOING BACK THERE?
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HATING MYSELF.
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OH, COME ON, PLEASE DON'T.
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YOU DON'T KNOW
THE MORNING I'VE HAD.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT'S ALL OVER TOWN
THAT WE CAN'T GET MARRIED
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BECAUSE I KEEP FAINTING.
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I WENT INTO THE BAKERY
THIS MORNING
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TO PICK OUT OUR LATEST CAKE.
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- YEAH?
- THEY ASKED ME IF I WANTED
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THE LITTLE GROOM STANDING
NEXT TO THE BRIDE OR...
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FACE-DOWN IN THE ICING
BESIDE HER.
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THEY WERE JUST TEASING.
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WELL, IT ISN'T FUNNY TO ME.
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LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
SITTING HERE THINKING.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TRY TO FIND ANOTHER GUY.
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KIRK, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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NO, I MEAN IT.
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN ME.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WHO
CAN SWEEP YOU UP HIS ARMS,
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NOT FALL INTO YOURS.
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LOOK, I KNOW
I'VE BROUGHT THIS UP BEFORE,
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BUT WHY DON'T WE TRY
A CIVIL CEREMONY?
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YOU KNOW? JUST THE TWO OF US
AT THE COURTHOUSE.
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ON THOSE MARBLE FLOORS?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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THEN WHY DON'T WE
JUST ELOPE?
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BECAUSE I TOLD YOU,
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THIS WEDDING IS LIKE
A FANTASY TO ME.
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THE WAY WE HAVE IT PLANNED
IS THE WAY I ALWAYS WANTED IT.
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I'D LIKE AT LEAST
TO GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT.
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YOU REALLY WANNA GO THROUGH ALL
THIS AGAIN ON SATURDAY?
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LISTEN. I PROMISE--
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IF I FAINT THIS TIME,
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WE'LL TRY IT YOUR WAY.
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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
PUT THE DRESS ON
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ONE MORE TIME?
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SURE.
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HOW MANY GIRLS GET THIS MUCH
WEAR OUT OF A WEDDING GOWN?
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ALL SET?
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AYUH. WE'RE GONNA
TRY IT AGAIN.
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THIS IS THE BEST TURNOUT
WE'VE HAD YET.
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DICK, YOU HAVE
TO PROMISE ME THAT,
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NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THEM
TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL.
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I HAVE TO
GET MARRIED TONIGHT.
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KIRK, I'M GETTING JUST AS TIRED
OF THIS AS YOU ARE.
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I GUARANTEE YOU,
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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DICK, THE DOCTOR'S HERE.
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WHAT DOCTOR?
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- HI, DICK.
- HI, DOC.
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M-- MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
TALKED THIS OVER,
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BUT, UM, I THOUGHT THAT
MAYBE THIS TIME,
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IT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA
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IF A DOCTOR WAS STANDING BY.
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YOU THINK I'M GONNA
FAINT AGAIN, DON'T YOU?
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LOOK AT YOU--
YOU'RE A WRECK.
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YOU CUT YOUR SHOULDER
SHAVING.
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Y-- YOU'RE MORE NERVOUS
THAN EVER.
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OF COURSE I'M NERVOUS.
I MIGHT BE GETTING MARRIED.
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KIRK, I'M DR. PERLOW.
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THE HOSPITAL FILLED ME IN
ON YOUR SITUATION.
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IT ISN'T REALLY
THAT UNUSUAL.
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YOU'VE BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF STRESS.
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IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU CAN DO FOR ME?
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WELL, I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP YOU
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GET THROUGH THE CEREMONY.
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IF YOU COULD DO THAT FOR ME,
I'D CARRY YOUR GOLF CLUBS
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA, DICK.
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00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,079
NOW, WILL YOU ROLL UP
YOUR SLEEVE FOR ME, PLEASE?
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- WHY?
- SO I CAN GIVE YOU THIS.
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WHAT DOES THAT DO?
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IT RELAXES YOU.
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I'LL TAKE IT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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THEY'RE FINALLY
GETTING MARRIED.
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THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.
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�� ["HERE COMES THE BRIDE"]
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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JUST GET UP HERE.
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I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.
KEEP MARCHING.
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I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE IT.
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DEARLY BELOVED--
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GO ON.
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00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,976
WITH PLEASURE.
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WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN
THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN
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IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
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WHICH IS AN HONORABLE ESTATE
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AND SHOULD NOT BE
ENTERED INTO LIGHTLY.
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CINDY PARKER.
DO YOU TAKE KIRK DEVANE
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TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
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TO HAVE AND TO HOLD,
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.
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FOR RICHER AND FOR POORER.
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IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH.
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00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,498
FORSAKING ALL OTHERS
UNTIL DEATH DUE YOU PART?
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I DO.
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I DO, TOO.
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OH?
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OKAY.
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UH...
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00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,650
MAY I HAVE THE RING PLEASE?
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00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,220
WOULD YOU, UH,
PUT THIS ON HER FINGER?
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DICK, COULD YOU DO IT?
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I'M A LITTLE TIED UP.
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REPEAT AFTER ME.
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WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED.
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00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,100
WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED.
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00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,541
I THINK HE MEANS ME.
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I'M SORRY.
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00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,512
WITH THIS RING,
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I THEE WED.
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BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME
BY THE STATE OF VERMONT,
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I NOW PRONOUNCE THAT YOU ARE
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HUSBAND AND WIFE, FINALLY.
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- OH!
- YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
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