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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,042 JOANNA, DICK WANTS TO KNOW 2 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:20,478 IF YOU REMEMBERED TO PACK HIS RAZOR AND SHAVING CREAM. 3 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,779 TELL HIM I PACKED EVERYTHING. 4 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,080 SHE DID, DICK. 5 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:24,982 - HE SURE IS EXCITED. - I KNOW. 6 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:27,352 I DON'T BLAME HIM, GETTING TO MEET A STAR LIKE ERICA CHASE. 7 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,086 I'D LIKE TO READ HER LIFE STORY 8 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,888 EVEN IF DICK DOESN'T GET TO BE THE WRITER. 9 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,624 - REALLY? - YEAH. 10 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,159 I READ ALL ABOUT HER, STANDING IN LINE 11 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:35,593 AT THE GROCERY STORE. 12 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,863 GEORGE, I'M SURE ALL THAT GOSSIP ABOUT HER LOVE LIFE 13 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,198 IS HIGHLY EXAGGERATED. 14 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,301 - YOU THINK SO? - I HOPE SO. 15 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,403 ANYWAY, I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT IN THE BOOK. 16 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,904 I JUST HOPE DICK GETS THIS ASSIGNMENT. 17 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,139 I THINK IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM. 18 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,507 WELL, I'M SURE HE WILL. 19 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:50,675 DICK'S A GOOD GUY. 20 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,310 GEORGE, THEY DON'T GIVE BOOK ASSIGNMENTS 21 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,611 BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. 22 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,413 THEY GIVE THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE TALENTED. 23 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:58,049 UH-OH. 24 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,585 [DICK] JOANNA, HAVE YOU SEEN THE TIE I WAS GOING TO WEAR? 25 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,288 - IT'S IN THE BEDROOM. - I CAN'T FIND IT. 26 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,690 - DID YOU LOOK IN THE CLOSET? - I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 27 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,293 - WHAT ABOUT ON THE DRESSER? - EVERYWHERE. 28 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,628 DID YOU LOOK ON THE HANGER WITH YOUR SPORT COAT? 29 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,666 THANK YOU! 30 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,968 YOU KNOW, I'M PROBABLY ONE OF ERICA CHASE'S BIGGEST FANS. 31 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:19,404 ARE YOU, GEORGE? 32 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:22,039 DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE SHE MADE ABOUT WORLD WAR III, 33 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,575 WHERE SHE ENDED UP THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH 34 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,676 IN A BIKINI? 35 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:25,910 NO. 36 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,246 BOY, CAN SHE ACT. 37 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,751 WELL, ALL I NEED IS MY BRIEFCASE AND I'M OFF. 38 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,486 HERE IT IS. 39 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,355 AH, THANK YOU. 40 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,524 YOU REALIZE THAT THIS WILL BE THE FIRST NIGHT 41 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,959 THAT WE WILL HAVE SPENT APART SINCE WE MOVED TO VERMONT? 42 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,628 HONEY, I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO COME WITH ME, 43 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,129 BUT YOU SAID YOU HAD TOO MANY THINGS TO DO. 44 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:46,431 I KNOW. 45 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,832 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE GOING OFF TO NEW YORK 46 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,467 TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH A MOVIE STAR, 47 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,002 AND I'M, YOU KNOW... 48 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:54,205 TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY. 49 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,840 YEAH. 50 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,942 WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, I DO. 51 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:59,176 GOOD. 52 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,846 THEN HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME. 53 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,381 AND YOU HAVE THE NUMBER WHERE YOU CAN REACH ME 54 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,415 IN CASE ANYTHING COMES UP. 55 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,516 I WOULD NEVER BOTHER YOU 56 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,518 UNLESS IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY. 57 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,954 DICK, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET ERICA CHASE 58 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,089 TO AUTOGRAPH A PICTURE FOR ME? 59 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,190 WELL, I'LL TRY, GEORGE. 60 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,264 GEORGE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU. 61 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:22,233 I KNOW. I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF HER, DICK. 62 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,303 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 63 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,238 YOU'LL CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU KNOW ANYTHING. 64 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,406 - I PROMISE. - AND GOOD LUCK. 65 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,507 - THANK YOU. - I'LL MISS YOU. 66 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,743 I KNOW. 67 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,978 I MISS YOU, TOO. 68 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,751 DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'LL GET IT? 69 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,218 I REALLY DO, GEORGE. 70 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,820 DICK'S A VERY FINE WRITER. 71 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,822 NO, I MEANT THE PICTURE. 72 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,624 I'M SURE HE'LL DO HIS BEST. 73 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:50,227 WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE INN NOW THAT DICK IS GONE. 74 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:52,630 GEORGE, I'M IN CHARGE OF THE INN WHEN DICK IS HERE. 75 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,031 YOU ARE? 76 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,667 WHO DO YOU THINK CHECKS IN THE GUESTS 77 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,568 AND KEEPS THE BOOKS AND PAYS YOU YOUR SALARY? 78 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,170 WELL, I KNOW YOU DO ALL THAT. 79 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,538 I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT, AFTER YOU DID IT, 80 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,341 YOU WENT AND TOLD DICK. 81 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,243 EXCUSE ME. 82 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:08,313 COULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS? 83 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,047 HEY, STEPHANIE! 84 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,516 JOANNA, GUESS WHO'S HERE? 85 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,150 STEPHANIE. 86 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:14,552 - YEAH. - YOU REMEMBER. 87 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,221 WELL, OF COURSE WE REMEMBER. HOW ARE YOU? 88 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,723 FINE. 89 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,625 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY SHOWING UP LIKE THIS. 90 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:21,926 I KNOW YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME. 91 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,194 DON'T BE SILLY. COME ON IN. 92 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,329 SIT DOWN. 93 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,663 IS THIS ALL YOUR LUGGAGE? 94 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,265 - NO, THERE'S MORE IN THE CAR. - I'LL GET IT. 95 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,301 GOSH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 96 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,836 WHAT BRINGS YOU UP HERE? 97 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,971 WELL, I WAS TALKING TO LESLIE LAST NIGHT, 98 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:37,074 AND I JUST SORT OF GOT THE URGE TO SEE EVERYBODY AGAIN. 99 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,075 HOW IS SHE? 100 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,644 LESLIE? 101 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,312 OH, SHE'S FINE. 102 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:44,014 SHE CALLED ME FROM-- 103 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:45,115 NOW, WHERE WAS IT? 104 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:46,150 ENGLAND. 105 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,918 NO, I KNOW IT WAS ENGLAND. 106 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,154 I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER THE TOWN. 107 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,656 SOMETHING ABOUT SHOES. 108 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,525 - OXFORD. - RIGHT. 109 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:57,061 SHE'S OVER THERE-- 110 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,497 WHAT DID SHE TELL ME SHE WAS DOING OVER THERE? 111 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,198 FINISHING HER EDUCATION. 112 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,501 THAT'S IT. 113 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:04,535 YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME 114 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:05,903 IF I SEEM A LITTLE SCATTERED. 115 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,072 MY MIND HASN'T BEEN FUNCTIONING TOO WELL LATELY. 116 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,139 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 117 00:05:09,141 --> 00:05:10,708 OH, YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY. 118 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,910 - REALLY? - NO, NOT REALLY. 119 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,114 WHEN I SAY BUSY, I MEAN DEPRESSED. 120 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,449 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 121 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:24,889 I ENDED MY MARRIAGE WITH CARL. 122 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,425 OH, STEPHANIE, I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 123 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,227 YEAH, SO WAS CARL. 124 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:31,729 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? 125 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,198 I JUST MADE A MISTAKE. THAT'S ALL. 126 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,167 I MEAN, CARL WAS THIS SWEET, WONDERFUL GUY, 127 00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:40,237 BUT HE JUST WASN'T SOMEBODY I COULD SPEND MY LIFE WITH, 128 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,172 AND RATHER THAN GO ON LIVING A CHARADE, 129 00:05:42,174 --> 00:05:43,508 I DECIDED TO END IT. 130 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,444 - WHEN WAS THIS? - AT THE RECEPTION. 131 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,514 HUH? 132 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,116 OH, OF COURSE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING RIGHT THEN. 133 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,918 I STAYED MARRIED TO HIM THE WHOLE WEEKEND 134 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,788 SO I WOULDN'T SEEM FLIGHTY. 135 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,724 YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE LASTED TWO DAYS? 136 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,191 I KNOW. IT SOUNDS SHORT, DOESN'T IT, 137 00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:03,494 BUT, BELIEVE ME, IT SEEMED LIKE A WEEK. 138 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,969 STEPHANIE, I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 139 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:13,571 BUT TWO DAYS? 140 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,072 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT QUICKLY? 141 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,107 I JUST DID, JOANNA. 142 00:06:17,109 --> 00:06:19,977 LOOK. NOBODY WANTED TO BE MARRIED MORE THAN I DID. 143 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,512 EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 144 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,113 I WANTED TO BE MARRIED. 145 00:06:23,115 --> 00:06:25,483 I WAS GROOMED TO BE MARRIED. 146 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,919 I JUST COULDN'T BE MARRIED TO CARL. 147 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,887 UNFORTUNATELY MY PARENTS DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY. 148 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,288 THEY THINK THE WHOLE PROBLEM 149 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,157 IS THAT I'VE HAD EVERYTHING TOO EASY ALL MY LIFE, 150 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,759 AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN UP, 151 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,927 I CAN'T FACE RESPONSIBILITY. 152 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,127 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 153 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:38,596 I REALLY TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 154 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,836 THAT'S OKAY, GEORGE. YOU CAN GET THE REST LATER. 155 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,404 OH, THANKS. 156 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:48,739 STEPHANIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 157 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,008 I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS. 158 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:55,079 IF IT'S ABOUT THE LUGGAGE, I CAN GET THE REST NOW. 159 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,548 NO, GEORGE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT STEPHANIE'S MARRIAGE. 160 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,916 IT BROKE UP. 161 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,785 OH, I'M SORRY. 162 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,587 THE WORST PART 163 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,722 IS THAT MY FAMILY THINKS IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT 164 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,624 FOR NEVER MAKING ME WORK FOR ANYTHING, 165 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,360 SO NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 166 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,662 THEY SAY IT'S TIME I FACED REALITY. 167 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,764 THEY SAY IT'S TIME I LEFT HOME 168 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:17,267 AND STARTED TRYING TO SUPPORT MYSELF. 169 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,738 YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TO GET A JOB? 170 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,974 HEY, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 171 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,710 IT'S THE END OF MY WORLD. 172 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:29,279 ANYWAY, THAT'S REALLY WHY I'M HERE. 173 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,682 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME FIND SOMETHING. 174 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:34,385 OF COURSE. YOU KNOW WE'LL HELP YOU ANY WAY WE CAN. 175 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:38,088 PROBLEM IS I DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOING TO HIRE ME. 176 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,190 I MEAN, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 177 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:42,226 I DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE. 178 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,294 I DON'T HAVE AN EDUCATION. 179 00:07:44,296 --> 00:07:46,363 SOMETIMES I THINK THE ONLY THING I'M GOOD FOR 180 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,832 IF LOOKING AT, 181 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:51,135 THOUGHT THAT'S IMPORTANT. 182 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,572 I ADMIT FINDING A JOB WON'T BE EASY. 183 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,241 - IT'S GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE. - NO, IT ISN'T. 184 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,011 - IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE, YOU COULD ALWAYS-- - ALWAYS WHAT? 185 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,112 WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY, YOU COULD ALWAYS WORK HERE. 186 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,313 SERIOUSLY? 187 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:04,849 OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE TO DISCUSS IT WITH DICK. 188 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,951 UNFORTUNATELY HE JUST LEFT FOR NEW YORK. 189 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,185 OH. 190 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:09,353 BUT THAT'S OKAY. 191 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:10,755 I'M SURE HE'D GO ALONG WITH THIS. 192 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,423 IN FACT I KNOW HE WOULD. RIGHT? 193 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,763 OH, WHAT THE HECK, YOU'VE GOT THE JOB. 194 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:19,797 - REALLY? - YEAH. 195 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:20,932 DOING WHAT? 196 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,734 WELL, YOU COULD DO WHAT LESLIE USED TO DO. 197 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:24,702 YOU COULD BE A MAID. 198 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,539 A MAID. 199 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,807 OH, BOY. 200 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,978 I REALIZE IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO 201 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,980 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, BUT AT LEAST IT'S A START. 202 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,414 OH, LISTEN. I APPRECIATE IT. 203 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,650 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANKS. 204 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,686 I HAD NO IDEA, WHEN I CAME LOOKING FOR A JOB, 205 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,687 THAT I'D END UP HERE. 206 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,688 REALLY? 207 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,790 WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE INKLING. 208 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:49,827 - BUT I'M SO... - OH. 209 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,128 AND YOU KNOW? 210 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,363 THE BEST PART. 211 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:56,000 IT CAME SO EASILY. 212 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,284 MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE, GENTLEMEN. 213 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:15,886 MISS CHASE AND HER MANAGER ARE RUNNING A LITTLE LATE. 214 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,922 - THEY'LL BE UP IN JUST A BIT. - THANK YOU. 215 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,424 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST LET ME KNOW. 216 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,196 WELL, YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY. HAVEN'T YOU? 217 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:27,732 I GUESS. 218 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,966 DID YOU EVER THINK, 219 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,601 WHEN YOU SOLD THAT FIRST MAGAZINE ARTICLE, 220 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,737 THAT SOME DAY YOU AND I WOULD BE STANDING 221 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,271 IN ERICA CHASE'S HOTEL ROOM 222 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,306 ABOUT TO MAKE A DEAL FOR A BEST SELLER? 223 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,608 NOT REALLY. 224 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,744 I SURE DIDN'T. 225 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,978 GOTTA TELL YOU. 226 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,313 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 227 00:09:43,315 --> 00:09:45,449 ELLIOTT, YOU'VE GIVEN ME THAT SPEECH A HUNDRED TIMES. 228 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,885 YEAH, BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE MEANT IT. 229 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,053 [PHONE RINGS] 230 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,488 - I'LL GET IT. - YOU THINK WE SHOULD? 231 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,557 - IT'S NOT OUR PHONE. - IT'S PROBABLY MY OFFICE. 232 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,593 YEAH. UH-HUH, HOW YOU DOING? 233 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:58,162 YEAH, WE JUST GOT HERE. 234 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,798 YOU SHOULD SEE THIS ROOM. YOU WOULD DIE. 235 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,567 NOTHING. WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR ERICA. 236 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:04,702 SURE. HOLD ON. 237 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,004 IT'S JOANNA. 238 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,473 JOANNA? 239 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,910 HI, HONEY. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 240 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,679 YEAH, I REMEMBER OUR CONVERSATION 241 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:15,913 WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU'D ONLY CALL ME 242 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,247 IF IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY. 243 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:20,151 WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 244 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,451 STEPHANIE? I REMEMBER HER. 245 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:22,820 SHE MARRIED THAT GUY CARL. 246 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,724 ALREADY, HUH? 247 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,459 HONEY, I DON'T THINK I'D DO THAT. 248 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:32,429 WELL, BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE. 249 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,798 HONEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M CONFUSED. 250 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,465 ARE YOU CALLING ME TO ASK MY OPINION 251 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:37,902 OR TO TELL ME YOU'VE DONE IT? 252 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:41,271 IN THAT CASE, I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA. 253 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,774 YOU DID. 254 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,143 THEN GOOD LUCK. 255 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,277 NO, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED 256 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,147 AND WE WERE ABLE TO TALK IT OVER. 257 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,983 I WILL AS SOON AS I KNOW ANYTHING. 258 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,153 I LOVE YOU, TOO. WHAT'S THAT? 259 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,388 TELL GEORGE NOT YET. 260 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,124 WHAT'S UP? 261 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,659 I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE GOING ON BACK HOME. 262 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:03,994 THIS GIRL WE KNOW LEFT HER HUSBAND, 263 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,896 AND JOANNA HIRED HER AS A MAID. 264 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:10,534 YOU CAN'T EXPECT LIFE TO STAND STILL JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THERE. 265 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,069 I'VE BEEN GONE AN HOUR AND A HALF. 266 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,216 GEORGE, WHERE'S THAT BROCHURE 267 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,450 THAT HAS A DIAGRAM OF THE INN? 268 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,185 I WANTED TO USE IT TO SHOW STEPHANIE AROUND. 269 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,054 DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW HER AROUND? 270 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,288 WOULD YOU? THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 271 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,523 SURE. HECK, I PRACTICALLY GREW UP HERE. 272 00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:34,859 I DOUBT IF ANYBODY KNOWS THE INN 273 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,993 AS WELL AS I DO. 274 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,228 THAT'S TRUE. 275 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,595 WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THE MUD PORCH. 276 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,897 THE WHAT? 277 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,732 THE LITTLE PORCH OFF THE KITCHEN. 278 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,267 THEN YOU CAN WORK YOUR WAY BACK THROUGH THE HOUSE. 279 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,169 OH, RIGHT, GOOD IDEA. 280 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,336 STEPHANIE'S UPSTAIRS. 281 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,404 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET HER. 282 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,473 GOOD IDEA. 283 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,579 [WHISPERING] PSST. JOANNA. 284 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,448 - HI, KIRK. - SHH. 285 00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,683 WHERE'S STEPHANIE? 286 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,518 UPSTAIRS. GEORGE JUST WENT TO GET HER. 287 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,387 - IS IT TRUE WHAT I'VE HEARD? - WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? 288 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,454 THAT YOU'VE HIRED HER TO WORK HERE? 289 00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:05,923 - YES. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 290 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,258 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING OF? 291 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,725 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 292 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,861 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE. 293 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,197 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE NIGHT WE SPENT TOGETHER. 294 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,631 KIRK, THE LAST TIME STEPHANIE WAS HERE, 295 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:15,933 SHE WAS VERY MIXED UP. 296 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,935 THAT IS THE ONLY REASON THAT NIGHT EVER HAPPENED. 297 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,504 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 298 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,406 LOOK, YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THAT NIGHT. 299 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,075 ALL I'M SAYING IS THERE IS NO WAY I CAN LIVE NEXT DOOR TO HER 300 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,443 KNOWING THAT EVERY TIME I SEE HER 301 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,545 AND SHE SEES ME, WE'RE GOING TO BE REMINDED OF IT. 302 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,648 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HIDING IN YOUR CAFE, 303 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,651 AFRAID TO COME OUT FOR FEAR THAT SHE'LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOU? 304 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,922 - YEAH. - [GEORGE] JOANNA. 305 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,790 - THAT'S THEM. HIDE ME. - I WILL NOT. 306 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,525 THEN I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE, 307 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,060 AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK. 308 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,700 JOANNA, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 309 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,734 WHAT IS IT, GEORGE? 310 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,674 STEPHANIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 311 00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,310 OH, NOTHING. 312 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,478 WHAT'S WRONG? 313 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,481 I CALLED MY PARENTS TO TELL THEM THE GOOD NEWS. 314 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,917 THEY SAID THAT COMING UP HERE WAS A STUPID IDEA 315 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,953 AND TAKING THIS JOB WAS A STUPID IDEA, 316 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,188 AND THEY WANT ME TO COME BACK HOME. 317 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,891 NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 318 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,327 GOING HOME JUST MEANS MORE THAN BEING UPSET 319 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,794 AND CRITICIZING ME 320 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,831 AND TRYING TO GET ME TO GO BACK TO CARL. 321 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,968 THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT CLEANING TOILETS. 322 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,369 GEE, STEPHANIE, I'M SORRY. 323 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,037 I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD SAY. 324 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,706 SO DO I. 325 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,743 BOY, IF I HAD KNOWN LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS HARD 326 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,777 AT MY COMING OUT PARTY, 327 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,145 I NEVER WOULD HAVE COME OUT. 328 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,701 [ELLIOTT] THIS IS A GREAT SUITE. 329 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,736 ELLIOTT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 330 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,105 JUST LYING ON HER BED. 331 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,273 WOULD YOU GET OUT HERE? 332 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,409 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I HATE ABOUT BEING IN A ROOM 333 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,443 AND THE PERSON ISN'T THERE. 334 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,577 WILL YOU CALM DOWN? 335 00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:08,879 BOY, IF YOU'RE THIS NERVOUS NOW, 336 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,580 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN THEY GET HERE? 337 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,549 I WOULDN'T BE THIS NERVOUS IF YOU WEREN'T SNOOPING AROUND. 338 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,884 OKAY, TAKE IT EASY. 339 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,819 LOOK, LET'S GO OVER OUR GAME PLAN. 340 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,221 FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO ACT. 341 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,588 ALL I CAN BE IS MYSELF. 342 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,891 YOU COULD BE BETTER AT IT. 343 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,492 LOOK, THE MAIN THING IS NOT TO MAKE THEM THINK 344 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,794 THAT YOU NEED THE JOB. 345 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,129 I DON'T NEED THE JOB. 346 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,563 IT WOULDN'T HURT. 347 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,032 I'M JUST SAYING, BE ALOOF. 348 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,233 BE ABOVE IT ALL. 349 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,401 WHEN ERICA CHASE AND HER MANAGER 350 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,535 WALK IN THAT DOOR, 351 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,869 ACT LIKE YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS. 352 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,439 HI, SORRY WE'RE RUNNING LATE. 353 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,507 SORRY? AN IMPORTANT GUY LIKE HIM 354 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,443 APOLOGIZING TO NOBODIES LIKE US. 355 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,745 ERICA WILL BE UP IN A SECOND. YOU MUST BE DICK AND ELLIOTT. 356 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,547 - I'M ELLIOTT. - THEN YOU MUST BE DICK. 357 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,849 HI, JOHN CARSON, ERICA'S MANAGER. 358 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,884 YOU MUST TAKE A LOT OF KIDDING ABOUT THE NAME. 359 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,353 WHY'S THAT? 360 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,488 JOHN CARSON. JOHNNY CARSON. 361 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,990 OH. 362 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,492 UH, CAN I GET YOU GUYS ANYTHING TO DRINK? 363 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,261 - UH-- - NO, NO THANKS. 364 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,762 - WHATTA YOU GOT? - YOU NAME IT. 365 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,397 I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WATER. 366 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,833 FINE. SO WHERE YOU FROM, DICK? 367 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,436 HERE ORIGINALLY BUT WE LIVE IN VERMONT NOW. 368 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,704 OH, YES, BEAUTIFUL UP THERE. 369 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,740 I HAVE AN AUNT OR A GRANDMOTHER, SOMEBODY WHO LIVES UP THERE. 370 00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:14,578 LIKE TO GET BACK, BUT TIME, YOU KNOW? 371 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,913 YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD KILL PRETTY CLOSE TO AN HOUR 372 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,283 GETTING THERE FROM HERE. 373 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,751 SO HAVE YOU BEEN INTERVIEWING A LOT OF PEOPLE? 374 00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:22,987 NOT REALLY. 375 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,388 ERICA'S A LITTLE CONCERNED, 376 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,423 BUT I SAID, "ERICA, RELAX. 377 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,826 YOUR STORY IS SO INCREDIBLE, A MONKEY COULD WRITE IT." 378 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,063 DICK, THE THING WE WANT MOST 379 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,899 IS FOR THIS STORY TO BE A QUALITY PIECE OF WORK. 380 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,401 GREAT. I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 381 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,136 HOW FAST DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IT DONE? 382 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,937 I DON'T KNOW. 383 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:44,508 THAT-- THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH TIME THAT ERICA WANTS TO DEVOTE TO IT. 384 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,976 DON'T WORRY ABOUT DICK. 385 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,812 HE'S BEEN GRINDING THEM OUT FOR YEARS. 386 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,948 I DON'T GRIND THEM OUT. 387 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,885 UH, I'M SORRY, DICK. I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE A HACK. 388 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,222 BELIEVE ME. WHEN YOU NEED IT, HE'LL HAVE IT. 389 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,158 HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 390 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,826 OH, MY GOD, IT'S ERICA CHASE. 391 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,461 ERICA, THIS IS DICK LOUDON AND ELLIOTT GABLER. 392 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,695 - HOW DO YOU DO? - [PHONE RINGING] 393 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:06,997 - I'LL GET IT. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 394 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,799 - I'M IN AWE. - THANK YOU. PLEASE SIT DOWN. 395 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:10,767 FOR YOU, DICK. 396 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,570 ARE YOU SURE? 397 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:14,871 CROSS MY HEART. 398 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,773 YOU CAN TAKE IT THERE. 399 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:20,977 OH, EXCUSE ME. 400 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,648 HELLO. OH, HI, HONEY. 401 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,150 YEAH, EVERYONE'S HERE. 402 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,751 WE'RE JUST STARTING TO GET ACQUAINTED. 403 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,654 HE IS THRILLED AT THE THOUGHT OF WORKING WITH YOU. 404 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,356 - REALLY? - I GIVE YOU MY WORD. 405 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,558 MONEY WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM. 406 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,362 HONEY, I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T CALL IF IT WASN'T IMPORTANT. 407 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,763 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 408 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,536 JOANNA, IF STEPHANIE DOESN'T WANT TO STAY THERE, 409 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:49,906 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO KEEP HER THERE. 410 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,842 HONEY, I REALLY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW. 411 00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:03,187 WELL, MY ADVICE IS QUE SERA, SERA. 412 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,755 THAT MEANS LET HER GO, LET HER GO. 413 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,928 NOW I'VE GOT TO GO. 414 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:16,032 THE MOMENT I KNOW SOMETHING. I PROMISE. 415 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,802 TELL HIM, IF HE ASKS ONE MORE TIME, 416 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,971 HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING HIS OWN PICTURE BACK. 417 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,508 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 418 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,243 GOOD-BYE. 419 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,247 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 420 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,715 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 421 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,617 IT'S JUST A LITTLE THING BACK HOME 422 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,786 THAT FOR SOME REASON IS BECOMING A BIG THING. 423 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,021 WHERE WERE WE? 424 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,990 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET ERICA A DRINK. 425 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,926 DID JOHN TELL YOU HOW I HAPPENED TO ASK FOR YOU? 426 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,561 ELLIOTT SAID YOU READ A BOOK OF MINE. 427 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,330 YES, THAT'S RIGHT, LAST YEAR. 428 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,666 I READ HOW TO MAKE A DOGHOUSE YOUR PET WILL THANK YOU FOR, 429 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,535 AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVED IT. 430 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,003 IT WAS FUNNY AND FRESH 431 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,439 AND JUST SO DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING ELSE YOU READ, 432 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,474 SO WHEN THIS WHOLE THING CAME UP, 433 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,676 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE USUAL PEOPLE. 434 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:03,380 I SAID TO JOHN, "WHY DON'T WE GET THAT MAN WHO WROTE THE HOW-TO BOOK?" 435 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,149 NO, THANK YOU. 436 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,651 SO JOHN STARTED CHECKING IT OUT 437 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,253 TO FIND OUT WHO DID IT, AND PEOPLE SAID, 438 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,720 "IF IT'S A HOW-TO BOOK, 439 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,922 IT'S GOT TO BE DICK LOUDON," 440 00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,925 AND WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? HERE YOU ARE. 441 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,564 I DIDN'T WRITE THAT BOOK. 442 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,500 - WHAT? - IT'S NOT MINE. IT WAS PRESTON PETERS. 443 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,637 - WELL, ISN'T THAT FUNNY. - YEAH. 444 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,305 THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING. 445 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,475 I MEAN, APPARENTLY WE HAVE CALLED YOU HERE FOR NOTHING. 446 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,610 WAIT A MINUTE, DICK. YOU'RE A WRITER, AREN'T YOU? 447 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,212 YEAH. 448 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,746 LIKE WHAT HAVE YOU WRITTEN? 449 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,183 LOTS OF THINGS, REALLY-- 450 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,318 HOW TO BUILD PLYWOOD FURNITURE 451 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,820 ANYONE WOULD BE PROUD OF, 452 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,257 UM, 101 USES FOR GARDEN HOSES, 453 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,161 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN THE HUMOROUS VEIN. 454 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,563 AND I GUESS MY BIGGEST SELLER 455 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,066 WOULD BE YOU, TOO, CAN CARVE. 456 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,571 WELL, THOSE SOUND CUTE. 457 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,372 HAVE YOU READY ANY OF THOSE, JOHN? 458 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:06,543 I DON'T THINK SO. 459 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,680 YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY NICE PERSON, 460 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,249 AND I GUESS A WRITER'S A WRITER. 461 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,684 EXACTLY. 462 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,353 WHY DON'T I AT LEAST TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 463 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,188 YEAH, I'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THAT. 464 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,824 WHEN THEY CAME TO ME WITH THIS IDEA, 465 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:26,230 THEY SAID, "ERICA, IF ANYBODY'S LIFE IS MEANT TO BE A BOOK, IT'S YOURS." 466 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,598 AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE. 467 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,800 I DO TEND TO FALL IN LOVE A LOT. 468 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,271 THE PROBLEM IS I KNOW HOW TO LIVE, 469 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,940 BUT I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST IDEA HOW TO PUT IT ON PAPER. 470 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,309 THAT'S PERFECT. DICK'S JUST THE OPPOSITE. 471 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,581 ANYWAY, WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR 472 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,618 IS SOMEONE I CAN FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH. 473 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,755 I THINK I DO HAVE SOME FUN STORIES TO TELL. 474 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,324 OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW IF THE PEOPLE I'M GOING TO NAME 475 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,425 WILL THINK THEY'RE FUN. 476 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,227 YEAH, THAT IS A CONCERN OF MINE. 477 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,963 WHAT ARE THE ACTUAL LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS 478 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,365 OF NAMING NAMES? 479 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,799 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 480 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,868 WELL, THAT CLEARS THAT UP. 481 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,904 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, DICK? 482 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,806 OBVIOUSLY I'M INTERESTED, 483 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,241 OR I WOULDN'T BE HERE. 484 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,610 I'M SORRY I'M NOT THE PERSON YOU WERE LOOKING FOR, 485 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,446 BUT I THINK I COULD DO A GOOD JOB. 486 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,315 DO YOU REALLY? 487 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,949 YES, I THINK THE IMPORTANT THING IS 488 00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:21,752 THAT YOU TELL YOUR STORY 489 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,019 THE WAY YOU WANT IT TOLD 490 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,121 RATHER THAN THE WAY THE TABLOIDS 491 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,324 HAVE ALREADY BEEN TELLING IT. 492 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,492 I LIKE THAT. 493 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,860 I LOVE IT. 494 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,429 CAN I BE HONEST? 495 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,731 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PICK A WRITER. 496 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,601 IF I DID, I GUESS I WOULD HAVE MADE BETTER MOVIES, 497 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,604 BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING YOU AND I COULD BE GOOD TOGETHER. 498 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,406 WELL, I THINK SO, TOO. 499 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,473 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOHN? 500 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,775 ABSOLUTELY. 501 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,410 THEN IT'S SETTLED. 502 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,011 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO OUT AND MAKE 503 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,413 WHATEVER DEALS HAVE TO BE MADE 504 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,782 WHILE DICK AND I POUR A GLASS OF SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE. 505 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,149 - YOU MEAN THIS IS IT? - UH-HUH. 506 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,284 HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 507 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,952 CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS GREAT. 508 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,321 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE A GREAT TEAM. 509 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,755 THIS IS GOING TO MAKE A GREAT BOOK. 510 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,858 THIS IS SO GREAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 511 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,259 THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 512 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,897 I THINK HE'S ALMOST AS EXCITED AS I AM. 513 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,834 WELL, HE SHOULD BE. I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A GREAT TEAM. 514 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,969 OF COURSE IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE WHILE 515 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,638 FOR US TO GET USED TO EACH OTHER. 516 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,072 THAT'S TRUE. 517 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,008 ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME BEFORE WE BEGIN. 518 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,377 I LIKE TO WRITE IN THE MORNING. 519 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,779 I JUST-- I JUST THINK I THINK BETTER. 520 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,482 THERE'S ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME, TOO. 521 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,217 AND WHAT'S THAT? 522 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,487 I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH A MAN I HAVEN'T BEEN INTIMATE WITH. 523 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,836 NEXT WEEK ON NEWHART... 524 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:49,072 I THINK WE BETTER TALK ABOUT IT NOW. 525 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,440 MISS CHASE, I'M MARRIED. 526 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,275 CALL ME ERICA. 527 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:53,744 I'M NOT GOING TO CALL YOU ERICA. 528 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,078 I'M MARRIED. 529 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,814 DICK, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT US. 530 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,817 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? YOU'RE WRITING A BOOK. 531 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,985 SHE'S UPSTAIRS IN HER ROOM, 532 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,219 TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO STAY. 533 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,320 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 534 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,655 SHE CALLED HER PARENTS, 535 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,357 AND THEY WANT HER TO COME BACK HOME. 536 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,958 PROBABLY SEEMS CRAZY AT MY AGE 537 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,761 TO BE THIS NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT MY PARENTS SAY, 538 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,228 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW MY PARENTS. 539 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,363 WE UNDERSTAND. 540 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,598 I THINK JUST THIS ONCE 541 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,099 I'M GOING TO TRY TALKING TO THEM LIKE AN ADULT. 542 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,401 GOOD FOR YOU. 543 00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,936 HI, DADDY. IT'S STEPHIE. 544 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:22,639 ARE YOU, UH-- ARE YOU WANTING ME AGAIN? 545 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,173 UH-HUH. 546 00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:28,311 HONEY, I'M NOT IRRITATED YOU CALLED. 547 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:31,915 I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T CALL IF IT WASN'T IMPORTANT. 548 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,250 HE'S NOT GOING TO TRY TO TAKE YOU BY FORCE. 549 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,753 HONESTLY, THIS IS A PARENT-CHILD CONFRONTATION, 550 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,288 NOT A MILITARY MANEUVER. 551 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,957 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 552 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,225 WHAT IS THAT? 553 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:44,027 DADDY'S CHOPPER. HE'S HERE. 554 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,965 ERICA, THIS IS STUPID. WE'RE TWO SANE, MATURE PEOPLE. 555 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,166 I AGREE. 556 00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,968 THEN LET ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 557 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,315 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 558 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,074 [MEOW] 40148

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