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JOANNA, DICK WANTS TO KNOW
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IF YOU REMEMBERED TO PACK HIS
RAZOR AND SHAVING CREAM.
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TELL HIM I PACKED EVERYTHING.
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SHE DID, DICK.
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- HE SURE IS EXCITED.
- I KNOW.
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I DON'T BLAME HIM,
GETTING TO MEET A STAR
LIKE ERICA CHASE.
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I'D LIKE TO READ
HER LIFE STORY
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EVEN IF DICK DOESN'T GET TO BE
THE WRITER.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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I READ ALL ABOUT HER,
STANDING IN LINE
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AT THE GROCERY STORE.
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GEORGE,
I'M SURE ALL THAT GOSSIP
ABOUT HER LOVE LIFE
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IS HIGHLY EXAGGERATED.
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- YOU THINK SO?
- I HOPE SO.
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ANYWAY, I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT
IN THE BOOK.
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I JUST HOPE DICK GETS
THIS ASSIGNMENT.
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I THINK IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM.
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WELL, I'M SURE HE WILL.
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DICK'S A GOOD GUY.
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GEORGE, THEY DON'T GIVE
BOOK ASSIGNMENTS
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
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THEY GIVE THEM
BECAUSE YOU'RE TALENTED.
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UH-OH.
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[DICK]
JOANNA, HAVE YOU SEEN THE TIE
I WAS GOING TO WEAR?
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- IT'S IN THE BEDROOM.
- I CAN'T FIND IT.
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- DID YOU LOOK IN THE CLOSET?
- I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
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- WHAT ABOUT ON THE DRESSER?
- EVERYWHERE.
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DID YOU LOOK ON THE HANGER
WITH YOUR SPORT COAT?
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THANK YOU!
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YOU KNOW, I'M PROBABLY ONE
OF ERICA CHASE'S BIGGEST FANS.
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ARE YOU, GEORGE?
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DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE
SHE MADE ABOUT WORLD WAR III,
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WHERE SHE ENDED UP
THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH
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IN A BIKINI?
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NO.
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BOY, CAN SHE ACT.
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WELL, ALL I NEED
IS MY BRIEFCASE AND I'M OFF.
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HERE IT IS.
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AH, THANK YOU.
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YOU REALIZE THAT
THIS WILL BE THE FIRST NIGHT
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THAT WE WILL HAVE SPENT APART
SINCE WE MOVED TO VERMONT?
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HONEY, I ASKED YOU IF YOU
WANTED TO COME WITH ME,
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BUT YOU SAID YOU HAD
TOO MANY THINGS TO DO.
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I KNOW.
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IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE GOING
OFF TO NEW YORK
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TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW
WITH A MOVIE STAR,
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AND I'M, YOU KNOW...
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TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY.
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YEAH.
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WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
I DO.
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GOOD.
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THEN HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.
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AND YOU HAVE THE NUMBER
WHERE YOU CAN REACH ME
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IN CASE ANYTHING COMES UP.
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I WOULD NEVER BOTHER YOU
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UNLESS IT WAS
AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY.
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DICK, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD GET ERICA CHASE
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TO AUTOGRAPH A PICTURE
FOR ME?
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WELL, I'LL TRY, GEORGE.
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GEORGE,
THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU.
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I KNOW.
I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF HER,
DICK.
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I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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YOU'LL CALL ME AS SOON
AS YOU KNOW ANYTHING.
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- I PROMISE.
- AND GOOD LUCK.
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- THANK YOU.
- I'LL MISS YOU.
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I KNOW.
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I MISS YOU, TOO.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
HE'LL GET IT?
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I REALLY DO, GEORGE.
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DICK'S A VERY FINE WRITER.
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NO, I MEANT THE PICTURE.
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I'M SURE HE'LL DO HIS BEST.
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WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE
IN CHARGE OF THE INN
NOW THAT DICK IS GONE.
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GEORGE, I'M IN CHARGE
OF THE INN WHEN DICK IS HERE.
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YOU ARE?
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WHO DO YOU THINK CHECKS
IN THE GUESTS
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AND KEEPS THE BOOKS
AND PAYS YOU YOUR SALARY?
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WELL, I KNOW YOU DO ALL THAT.
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I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT,
AFTER YOU DID IT,
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YOU WENT AND TOLD DICK.
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EXCUSE ME.
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COULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME
A HAND WITH THIS?
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HEY, STEPHANIE!
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JOANNA, GUESS WHO'S HERE?
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STEPHANIE.
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- YEAH.
- YOU REMEMBER.
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WELL, OF COURSE WE REMEMBER.
HOW ARE YOU?
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FINE.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
MY SHOWING UP LIKE THIS.
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I KNOW
YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
COME ON IN.
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SIT DOWN.
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IS THIS ALL YOUR LUGGAGE?
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- NO, THERE'S MORE IN THE CAR.
- I'LL GET IT.
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GOSH, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU UP HERE?
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WELL, I WAS TALKING
TO LESLIE LAST NIGHT,
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AND I JUST SORT OF GOT
THE URGE TO SEE EVERYBODY AGAIN.
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HOW IS SHE?
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LESLIE?
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OH, SHE'S FINE.
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SHE CALLED ME FROM--
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NOW, WHERE WAS IT?
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ENGLAND.
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NO, I KNOW IT WAS ENGLAND.
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I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER
THE TOWN.
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SOMETHING ABOUT SHOES.
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- OXFORD.
- RIGHT.
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SHE'S OVER THERE--
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WHAT DID SHE TELL ME
SHE WAS DOING OVER THERE?
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FINISHING HER EDUCATION.
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME
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IF I SEEM A LITTLE SCATTERED.
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MY MIND HASN'T BEEN
FUNCTIONING TOO WELL LATELY.
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IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY.
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- REALLY?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
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WHEN I SAY BUSY,
I MEAN DEPRESSED.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I ENDED MY MARRIAGE WITH CARL.
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OH, STEPHANIE,
I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
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YEAH, SO WAS CARL.
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CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
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I JUST MADE A MISTAKE.
THAT'S ALL.
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I MEAN, CARL WAS THIS SWEET,
WONDERFUL GUY,
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BUT HE JUST WASN'T SOMEBODY
I COULD SPEND MY LIFE WITH,
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AND RATHER THAN GO ON
LIVING A CHARADE,
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I DECIDED TO END IT.
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- WHEN WAS THIS?
- AT THE RECEPTION.
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HUH?
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OH, OF COURSE I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING RIGHT THEN.
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I STAYED MARRIED TO HIM
THE WHOLE WEEKEND
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SO I WOULDN'T SEEM FLIGHTY.
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YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE LASTED
TWO DAYS?
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I KNOW.
IT SOUNDS SHORT, DOESN'T IT,
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BUT, BELIEVE ME,
IT SEEMED LIKE A WEEK.
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STEPHANIE, I KNOW IT'S
NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
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BUT TWO DAYS?
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HOW COULD YOU KNOW
THAT QUICKLY?
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I JUST DID, JOANNA.
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LOOK. NOBODY WANTED TO BE
MARRIED MORE THAN I DID.
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EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
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I WANTED TO BE MARRIED.
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I WAS GROOMED TO BE MARRIED.
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I JUST COULDN'T BE MARRIED
TO CARL.
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UNFORTUNATELY MY PARENTS
DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY.
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THEY THINK THE WHOLE PROBLEM
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IS THAT I'VE HAD EVERYTHING
TOO EASY ALL MY LIFE,
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AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN UP,
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I CAN'T FACE RESPONSIBILITY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I REALLY TRY
NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S OKAY, GEORGE.
YOU CAN GET THE REST LATER.
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OH, THANKS.
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STEPHANIE,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS.
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IF IT'S ABOUT THE LUGGAGE,
I CAN GET THE REST NOW.
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NO, GEORGE, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT STEPHANIE'S MARRIAGE.
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IT BROKE UP.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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THE WORST PART
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IS THAT MY FAMILY THINKS
IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
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FOR NEVER MAKING ME WORK
FOR ANYTHING,
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SO NOW THEY'RE TRYING
TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
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THEY SAY IT'S TIME
I FACED REALITY.
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THEY SAY IT'S TIME I LEFT HOME
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AND STARTED TRYING
TO SUPPORT MYSELF.
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YOU MEAN
YOU HAVE TO GET A JOB?
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HEY, IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.
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IT'S THE END OF MY WORLD.
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ANYWAY, THAT'S
REALLY WHY I'M HERE.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD HELP
ME FIND SOMETHING.
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OF COURSE.
YOU KNOW WE'LL HELP YOU
ANY WAY WE CAN.
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PROBLEM IS I DON'T KNOW
WHO'S GOING TO HIRE ME.
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I MEAN, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE.
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I DON'T HAVE AN EDUCATION.
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SOMETIMES I THINK
THE ONLY THING I'M GOOD FOR
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IF LOOKING AT,
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THOUGHT THAT'S IMPORTANT.
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I ADMIT FINDING
A JOB WON'T BE EASY.
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- IT'S GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE.
- NO, IT ISN'T.
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- IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE,
YOU COULD ALWAYS--
- ALWAYS WHAT?
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WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY,
YOU COULD ALWAYS WORK HERE.
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SERIOUSLY?
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OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE
TO DISCUSS IT WITH DICK.
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UNFORTUNATELY HE JUST LEFT
FOR NEW YORK.
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OH.
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BUT THAT'S OKAY.
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I'M SURE HE'D GO
ALONG WITH THIS.
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IN FACT I KNOW HE WOULD.
RIGHT?
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OH, WHAT THE HECK,
YOU'VE GOT THE JOB.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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DOING WHAT?
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WELL, YOU COULD DO
WHAT LESLIE USED TO DO.
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YOU COULD BE A MAID.
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A MAID.
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OH, BOY.
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I REALIZE IT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO DO
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
BUT AT LEAST IT'S A START.
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OH, LISTEN.
I APPRECIATE IT.
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- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
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I HAD NO IDEA,
WHEN I CAME LOOKING
FOR A JOB,
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THAT I'D END UP HERE.
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REALLY?
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WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE INKLING.
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- BUT I'M SO...
- OH.
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AND YOU KNOW?
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THE BEST PART.
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IT CAME SO EASILY.
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MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE,
GENTLEMEN.
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MISS CHASE AND HER MANAGER
ARE RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.
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- THEY'LL BE UP IN JUST A BIT.
- THANK YOU.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST LET ME KNOW.
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WELL, YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.
HAVEN'T YOU?
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I GUESS.
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DID YOU EVER THINK,
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WHEN YOU SOLD
THAT FIRST MAGAZINE ARTICLE,
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THAT SOME DAY YOU AND I
WOULD BE STANDING
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IN ERICA CHASE'S HOTEL ROOM
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ABOUT TO MAKE A DEAL
FOR A BEST SELLER?
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NOT REALLY.
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I SURE DIDN'T.
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GOTTA TELL YOU.
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I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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ELLIOTT, YOU'VE GIVEN ME
THAT SPEECH A HUNDRED TIMES.
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YEAH, BUT THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME I'VE MEANT IT.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- I'LL GET IT.
- YOU THINK WE SHOULD?
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00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,557
- IT'S NOT OUR PHONE.
- IT'S PROBABLY MY OFFICE.
232
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,593
YEAH. UH-HUH, HOW YOU DOING?
233
00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:58,162
YEAH, WE JUST GOT HERE.
234
00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,798
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS ROOM.
YOU WOULD DIE.
235
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,567
NOTHING. WE'RE JUST SITTING
HERE WAITING FOR ERICA.
236
00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:04,702
SURE. HOLD ON.
237
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,004
IT'S JOANNA.
238
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,473
JOANNA?
239
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,910
HI, HONEY.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
240
00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,679
YEAH, I REMEMBER
OUR CONVERSATION
241
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:15,913
WHEN YOU SAID
THAT YOU'D ONLY CALL ME
242
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,247
IF IT WAS
AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY.
243
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:20,151
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
244
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,451
STEPHANIE? I REMEMBER HER.
245
00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:22,820
SHE MARRIED THAT GUY CARL.
246
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,724
ALREADY, HUH?
247
00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,459
HONEY, I DON'T THINK
I'D DO THAT.
248
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:32,429
WELL, BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER
WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE.
249
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,798
HONEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M CONFUSED.
250
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,465
ARE YOU CALLING ME
TO ASK MY OPINION
251
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:37,902
OR TO TELL ME YOU'VE DONE IT?
252
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:41,271
IN THAT CASE,
I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA.
253
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,774
YOU DID.
254
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,143
THEN GOOD LUCK.
255
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,277
NO, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED
256
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,147
AND WE WERE ABLE
TO TALK IT OVER.
257
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,983
I WILL AS SOON
AS I KNOW ANYTHING.
258
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,153
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
WHAT'S THAT?
259
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,388
TELL GEORGE NOT YET.
260
00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,124
WHAT'S UP?
261
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,659
I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS
THAT ARE GOING ON BACK HOME.
262
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:03,994
THIS GIRL WE KNOW
LEFT HER HUSBAND,
263
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,896
AND JOANNA HIRED HER
AS A MAID.
264
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:10,534
YOU CAN'T EXPECT LIFE
TO STAND STILL JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT THERE.
265
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,069
I'VE BEEN GONE AN HOUR
AND A HALF.
266
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,216
GEORGE, WHERE'S THAT BROCHURE
267
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,450
THAT HAS A DIAGRAM OF THE INN?
268
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,185
I WANTED TO USE IT TO SHOW
STEPHANIE AROUND.
269
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,054
DO YOU WANT ME
TO SHOW HER AROUND?
270
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,288
WOULD YOU?
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
271
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,523
SURE. HECK,
I PRACTICALLY GREW UP HERE.
272
00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:34,859
I DOUBT IF ANYBODY KNOWS
THE INN
273
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,993
AS WELL AS I DO.
274
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,228
THAT'S TRUE.
275
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,595
WHY DON'T YOU START
WITH THE MUD PORCH.
276
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,897
THE WHAT?
277
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,732
THE LITTLE PORCH
OFF THE KITCHEN.
278
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,267
THEN YOU CAN WORK YOUR WAY
BACK THROUGH THE HOUSE.
279
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,169
OH, RIGHT, GOOD IDEA.
280
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,336
STEPHANIE'S UPSTAIRS.
281
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,404
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET HER.
282
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,473
GOOD IDEA.
283
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,579
[WHISPERING]
PSST. JOANNA.
284
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,448
- HI, KIRK.
- SHH.
285
00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,683
WHERE'S STEPHANIE?
286
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,518
UPSTAIRS.
GEORGE JUST WENT TO GET HER.
287
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,387
- IS IT TRUE WHAT I'VE HEARD?
- WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?
288
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,454
THAT YOU'VE HIRED HER
TO WORK HERE?
289
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:05,923
- YES.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
290
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,258
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
WERE YOU THINKING OF?
291
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,725
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
292
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,861
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE.
293
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,197
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE NIGHT
WE SPENT TOGETHER.
294
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,631
KIRK, THE LAST TIME STEPHANIE
WAS HERE,
295
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:15,933
SHE WAS VERY MIXED UP.
296
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,935
THAT IS THE ONLY REASON
THAT NIGHT EVER HAPPENED.
297
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,504
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
298
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,406
LOOK, YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU
WANT ABOUT THAT NIGHT.
299
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,075
ALL I'M SAYING IS
THERE IS NO WAY I CAN LIVE
NEXT DOOR TO HER
300
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,443
KNOWING
THAT EVERY TIME I SEE HER
301
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,545
AND SHE SEES ME,
WE'RE GOING TO BE
REMINDED OF IT.
302
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,648
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
HIDING IN YOUR CAFE,
303
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,651
AFRAID TO COME OUT
FOR FEAR THAT SHE'LL CATCH
A GLIMPSE OF YOU?
304
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,922
- YEAH.
- [GEORGE] JOANNA.
305
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,790
- THAT'S THEM.
HIDE ME.
- I WILL NOT.
306
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,525
THEN I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE,
307
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,060
AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.
308
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,700
JOANNA, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
309
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,734
WHAT IS IT, GEORGE?
310
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,674
STEPHANIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
311
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,310
OH, NOTHING.
312
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,478
WHAT'S WRONG?
313
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,481
I CALLED MY PARENTS
TO TELL THEM THE GOOD NEWS.
314
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,917
THEY SAID THAT COMING UP HERE
WAS A STUPID IDEA
315
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,953
AND TAKING THIS JOB
WAS A STUPID IDEA,
316
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,188
AND THEY WANT ME
TO COME BACK HOME.
317
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,891
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
318
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,327
GOING HOME JUST MEANS MORE
THAN BEING UPSET
319
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,794
AND CRITICIZING ME
320
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,831
AND TRYING TO GET ME TO GO
BACK TO CARL.
321
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,968
THEN AGAIN,
IT'S NOT CLEANING TOILETS.
322
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,369
GEE, STEPHANIE, I'M SORRY.
323
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,037
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
I COULD SAY.
324
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,706
SO DO I.
325
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,743
BOY, IF I HAD KNOWN LIFE
WAS GOING TO BE THIS HARD
326
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,777
AT MY COMING OUT PARTY,
327
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,145
I NEVER WOULD HAVE COME OUT.
328
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,701
[ELLIOTT]
THIS IS A GREAT SUITE.
329
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,736
ELLIOTT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?
330
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,105
JUST LYING ON HER BED.
331
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,273
WOULD YOU GET OUT HERE?
332
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,409
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I HATE
ABOUT BEING IN A ROOM
333
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,443
AND THE PERSON ISN'T THERE.
334
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,577
WILL YOU CALM DOWN?
335
00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:08,879
BOY, IF YOU'RE
THIS NERVOUS NOW,
336
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,580
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE LIKE
WHEN THEY GET HERE?
337
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,549
I WOULDN'T BE THIS NERVOUS
IF YOU WEREN'T
SNOOPING AROUND.
338
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,884
OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.
339
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,819
LOOK, LET'S GO OVER
OUR GAME PLAN.
340
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,221
FIGURE OUT
HOW YOU'RE GOING TO ACT.
341
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,588
ALL I CAN BE IS MYSELF.
342
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,891
YOU COULD BE BETTER AT IT.
343
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,492
LOOK, THE MAIN THING
IS NOT TO MAKE THEM THINK
344
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,794
THAT YOU NEED THE JOB.
345
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,129
I DON'T NEED THE JOB.
346
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,563
IT WOULDN'T HURT.
347
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,032
I'M JUST SAYING,
BE ALOOF.
348
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,233
BE ABOVE IT ALL.
349
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,401
WHEN ERICA CHASE
AND HER MANAGER
350
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,535
WALK IN THAT DOOR,
351
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,869
ACT LIKE YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS.
352
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,439
HI, SORRY WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
353
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,507
SORRY? AN IMPORTANT GUY
LIKE HIM
354
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,443
APOLOGIZING
TO NOBODIES LIKE US.
355
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,745
ERICA WILL BE UP IN A SECOND.
YOU MUST BE DICK AND ELLIOTT.
356
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,547
- I'M ELLIOTT.
- THEN YOU MUST BE DICK.
357
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,849
HI, JOHN CARSON,
ERICA'S MANAGER.
358
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,884
YOU MUST TAKE A LOT OF KIDDING
ABOUT THE NAME.
359
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,353
WHY'S THAT?
360
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,488
JOHN CARSON.
JOHNNY CARSON.
361
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,990
OH.
362
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,492
UH, CAN I GET YOU GUYS
ANYTHING TO DRINK?
363
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,261
- UH--
- NO, NO THANKS.
364
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,762
- WHATTA YOU GOT?
- YOU NAME IT.
365
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,397
I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WATER.
366
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,833
FINE. SO WHERE YOU FROM, DICK?
367
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,436
HERE ORIGINALLY BUT WE LIVE
IN VERMONT NOW.
368
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,704
OH, YES, BEAUTIFUL UP THERE.
369
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,740
I HAVE AN AUNT OR A GRANDMOTHER,
SOMEBODY WHO LIVES UP THERE.
370
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:14,578
LIKE TO GET BACK,
BUT TIME, YOU KNOW?
371
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,913
YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD KILL
PRETTY CLOSE TO AN HOUR
372
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,283
GETTING THERE FROM HERE.
373
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,751
SO HAVE YOU BEEN INTERVIEWING
A LOT OF PEOPLE?
374
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:22,987
NOT REALLY.
375
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,388
ERICA'S A LITTLE CONCERNED,
376
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,423
BUT I SAID, "ERICA, RELAX.
377
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,826
YOUR STORY IS SO INCREDIBLE,
A MONKEY COULD WRITE IT."
378
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,063
DICK, THE THING WE WANT MOST
379
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,899
IS FOR THIS STORY TO BE
A QUALITY PIECE OF WORK.
380
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,401
GREAT. I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
381
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,136
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET IT DONE?
382
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,937
I DON'T KNOW.
383
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:44,508
THAT-- THAT DEPENDS
ON HOW MUCH TIME THAT ERICA
WANTS TO DEVOTE TO IT.
384
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,976
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DICK.
385
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,812
HE'S BEEN GRINDING THEM OUT
FOR YEARS.
386
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,948
I DON'T GRIND THEM OUT.
387
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,885
UH, I'M SORRY, DICK.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU SOUND
LIKE A HACK.
388
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,222
BELIEVE ME.
WHEN YOU NEED IT,
HE'LL HAVE IT.
389
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,158
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
390
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,826
OH, MY GOD, IT'S ERICA CHASE.
391
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,461
ERICA, THIS IS DICK LOUDON
AND ELLIOTT GABLER.
392
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,695
- HOW DO YOU DO?
- [PHONE RINGING]
393
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:06,997
- I'LL GET IT.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
394
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,799
- I'M IN AWE.
- THANK YOU.
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
395
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:10,767
FOR YOU, DICK.
396
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,570
ARE YOU SURE?
397
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:14,871
CROSS MY HEART.
398
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,773
YOU CAN TAKE IT THERE.
399
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:20,977
OH, EXCUSE ME.
400
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,648
HELLO. OH, HI, HONEY.
401
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,150
YEAH, EVERYONE'S HERE.
402
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,751
WE'RE JUST STARTING
TO GET ACQUAINTED.
403
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,654
HE IS THRILLED AT THE THOUGHT
OF WORKING WITH YOU.
404
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,356
- REALLY?
- I GIVE YOU MY WORD.
405
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,558
MONEY WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM.
406
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,362
HONEY, I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T CALL
IF IT WASN'T IMPORTANT.
407
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,763
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
408
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,536
JOANNA, IF STEPHANIE DOESN'T
WANT TO STAY THERE,
409
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:49,906
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
TO KEEP HER THERE.
410
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,842
HONEY, I REALLY DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME TO TALK
RIGHT NOW.
411
00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:03,187
WELL, MY ADVICE
IS QUE SERA, SERA.
412
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,755
THAT MEANS LET HER GO,
LET HER GO.
413
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,928
NOW I'VE GOT TO GO.
414
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:16,032
THE MOMENT I KNOW SOMETHING.
I PROMISE.
415
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,802
TELL HIM,
IF HE ASKS ONE MORE TIME,
416
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,971
HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING HIS OWN
PICTURE BACK.
417
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,508
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
418
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,243
GOOD-BYE.
419
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,247
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
420
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,715
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
421
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,617
IT'S JUST A LITTLE THING
BACK HOME
422
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,786
THAT FOR SOME REASON
IS BECOMING A BIG THING.
423
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,021
WHERE WERE WE?
424
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,990
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET ERICA
A DRINK.
425
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,926
DID JOHN TELL YOU HOW
I HAPPENED TO ASK FOR YOU?
426
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,561
ELLIOTT SAID YOU READ
A BOOK OF MINE.
427
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,330
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, LAST YEAR.
428
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,666
I READ HOW TO MAKE A DOGHOUSEYOUR PET WILL THANK YOU FOR,
429
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,535
AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,
I LOVED IT.
430
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,003
IT WAS FUNNY AND FRESH
431
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,439
AND JUST SO DIFFERENT
FROM ANYTHING ELSE YOU READ,
432
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,474
SO WHEN THIS WHOLE THING
CAME UP,
433
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,676
I DIDN'T WANT TO GO
TO THE USUAL PEOPLE.
434
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:03,380
I SAID TO JOHN,
"WHY DON'T WE GET THAT MAN
WHO WROTE THE HOW-TO BOOK?"
435
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,149
NO, THANK YOU.
436
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,651
SO JOHN STARTED
CHECKING IT OUT
437
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,253
TO FIND OUT WHO DID IT,
AND PEOPLE SAID,
438
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,720
"IF IT'S A HOW-TO BOOK,
439
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,922
IT'S GOT TO BE DICK LOUDON,"
440
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,925
AND WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
HERE YOU ARE.
441
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,564
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT BOOK.
442
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,500
- WHAT?
- IT'S NOT MINE.
IT WAS PRESTON PETERS.
443
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,637
- WELL, ISN'T THAT FUNNY.
- YEAH.
444
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,305
THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING.
445
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,475
I MEAN, APPARENTLY WE HAVE
CALLED YOU HERE FOR NOTHING.
446
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,610
WAIT A MINUTE, DICK.
YOU'RE A WRITER, AREN'T YOU?
447
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,212
YEAH.
448
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,746
LIKE WHAT HAVE YOU WRITTEN?
449
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,183
LOTS OF THINGS, REALLY--
450
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,318
HOW TO BUILDPLYWOOD FURNITURE
451
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,820
ANYONE WOULD BE PROUD OF,
452
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,257
UM, 101 USES FOR GARDEN HOSES,
453
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,161
YOU KNOW,
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
IN THE HUMOROUS VEIN.
454
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,563
AND I GUESS MY BIGGEST SELLER
455
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,066
WOULD BE YOU, TOO, CAN CARVE.
456
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,571
WELL, THOSE SOUND CUTE.
457
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,372
HAVE YOU READY ANY OF THOSE,
JOHN?
458
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:06,543
I DON'T THINK SO.
459
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,680
YOU SEEM LIKE
A VERY NICE PERSON,
460
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,249
AND I GUESS
A WRITER'S A WRITER.
461
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,684
EXACTLY.
462
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,353
WHY DON'T I AT LEAST TELL YOU
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
463
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,188
YEAH, I'D REALLY LIKE
TO HEAR THAT.
464
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,824
WHEN THEY CAME TO ME
WITH THIS IDEA,
465
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:26,230
THEY SAID, "ERICA,
IF ANYBODY'S LIFE IS MEANT
TO BE A BOOK, IT'S YOURS."
466
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,598
AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE.
467
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,800
I DO TEND TO FALL
IN LOVE A LOT.
468
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,271
THE PROBLEM IS I KNOW
HOW TO LIVE,
469
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,940
BUT I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST
IDEA HOW TO PUT IT ON PAPER.
470
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,309
THAT'S PERFECT.
DICK'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.
471
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,581
ANYWAY, WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
472
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,618
IS SOMEONE I CAN FEEL
COMFORTABLE WITH.
473
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,755
I THINK I DO HAVE
SOME FUN STORIES TO TELL.
474
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,324
OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW
IF THE PEOPLE I'M GOING
TO NAME
475
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,425
WILL THINK THEY'RE FUN.
476
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,227
YEAH, THAT IS
A CONCERN OF MINE.
477
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,963
WHAT ARE THE ACTUAL LEGAL
RAMIFICATIONS
478
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,365
OF NAMING NAMES?
479
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,799
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
480
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,868
WELL, THAT CLEARS THAT UP.
481
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,904
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, DICK?
482
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,806
OBVIOUSLY I'M INTERESTED,
483
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,241
OR I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
484
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,610
I'M SORRY I'M NOT THE PERSON
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR,
485
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,446
BUT I THINK I COULD DO
A GOOD JOB.
486
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,315
DO YOU REALLY?
487
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,949
YES, I THINK
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
488
00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:21,752
THAT YOU TELL YOUR STORY
489
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,019
THE WAY YOU WANT IT TOLD
490
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,121
RATHER THAN
THE WAY THE TABLOIDS
491
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,324
HAVE ALREADY BEEN TELLING IT.
492
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,492
I LIKE THAT.
493
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,860
I LOVE IT.
494
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,429
CAN I BE HONEST?
495
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,731
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PICK
A WRITER.
496
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,601
IF I DID, I GUESS I WOULD
HAVE MADE BETTER MOVIES,
497
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,604
BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING
YOU AND I COULD BE GOOD
TOGETHER.
498
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,406
WELL, I THINK SO, TOO.
499
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,473
WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOHN?
500
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,775
ABSOLUTELY.
501
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,410
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
502
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,011
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
GO OUT AND MAKE
503
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,413
WHATEVER DEALS HAVE TO BE MADE
504
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,782
WHILE DICK AND I POUR A GLASS
OF SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.
505
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,149
- YOU MEAN THIS IS IT?
- UH-HUH.
506
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,284
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
507
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,952
CONGRATULATIONS.
THIS IS GREAT.
508
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,321
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE
A GREAT TEAM.
509
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,755
THIS IS GOING TO MAKE
A GREAT BOOK.
510
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,858
THIS IS SO GREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
511
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,259
THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
512
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,897
I THINK HE'S ALMOST
AS EXCITED AS I AM.
513
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,834
WELL, HE SHOULD BE.
I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
A GREAT TEAM.
514
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,969
OF COURSE IT'LL TAKE
A LITTLE WHILE
515
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,638
FOR US TO GET USED
TO EACH OTHER.
516
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,072
THAT'S TRUE.
517
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,008
ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT ME BEFORE WE BEGIN.
518
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,377
I LIKE TO WRITE
IN THE MORNING.
519
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,779
I JUST-- I JUST THINK
I THINK BETTER.
520
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,482
THERE'S ONE THING YOU
SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME, TOO.
521
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,217
AND WHAT'S THAT?
522
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,487
I'VE NEVER WORKED
WITH A MAN I HAVEN'T BEEN
INTIMATE WITH.
523
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,836
NEXT WEEK ON NEWHART...
524
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:49,072
I THINK WE BETTER TALK
ABOUT IT NOW.
525
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,440
MISS CHASE, I'M MARRIED.
526
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,275
CALL ME ERICA.
527
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:53,744
I'M NOT GOING
TO CALL YOU ERICA.
528
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,078
I'M MARRIED.
529
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,814
DICK, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT US.
530
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,817
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
YOU'RE WRITING A BOOK.
531
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,985
SHE'S UPSTAIRS IN HER ROOM,
532
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,219
TRYING TO DECIDE
WHETHER OR NOT TO STAY.
533
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,320
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
534
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,655
SHE CALLED HER PARENTS,
535
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,357
AND THEY WANT HER TO COME
BACK HOME.
536
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,958
PROBABLY SEEMS CRAZY
AT MY AGE
537
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,761
TO BE THIS NERVOUS ABOUT
WHAT MY PARENTS SAY,
538
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,228
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW MY PARENTS.
539
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,363
WE UNDERSTAND.
540
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,598
I THINK JUST THIS ONCE
541
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,099
I'M GOING TO TRY TALKING
TO THEM LIKE AN ADULT.
542
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,401
GOOD FOR YOU.
543
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,936
HI, DADDY.
IT'S STEPHIE.
544
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:22,639
ARE YOU, UH--
ARE YOU WANTING ME AGAIN?
545
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,173
UH-HUH.
546
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:28,311
HONEY, I'M NOT IRRITATED
YOU CALLED.
547
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:31,915
I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T CALL
IF IT WASN'T IMPORTANT.
548
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,250
HE'S NOT GOING TO TRY
TO TAKE YOU BY FORCE.
549
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,753
HONESTLY, THIS IS A PARENT-CHILD
CONFRONTATION,
550
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,288
NOT A MILITARY MANEUVER.
551
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,957
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
552
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,225
WHAT IS THAT?
553
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:44,027
DADDY'S CHOPPER.
HE'S HERE.
554
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,965
ERICA, THIS IS STUPID.
WE'RE TWO SANE, MATURE PEOPLE.
555
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,166
I AGREE.
556
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,968
THEN LET ME
OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
557
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,315
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
558
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,074
[MEOW]
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