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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,476 (BANGING ON DOOR) 2 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:20,145 GEORGE: Dick! Joanna! Wake up! 3 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,216 Is that George? 4 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,551 Oh, I think so. 5 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,385 Dick! Joanna! 6 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:31,323 Just a minute, George, coming! Just a minute. 7 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,058 George, what is it? Oh, good! 8 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,393 I'm glad you're up. You gotta come quick. 9 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:38,730 What's going on? 10 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,599 Out back. You've gotta come see. 11 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,868 See what? Out back. 12 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,402 See what out back? 13 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,972 Come on, you'll see. Hurry! 14 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,812 It's this way. Follow me! 15 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,347 DICK: George, we know where out back is. 16 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,283 What's going on? 17 00:01:58,351 --> 00:01:59,585 Don't know. We're running out back. 18 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,119 Why? Don't know. 19 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,454 Well, I'm coming with you. 20 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,788 GEORGE: Watch your step through here. 21 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,156 There are lots of chairs and tables. 22 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,224 DICK: We know that, George. 23 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,959 (DICK GROANS) 24 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,362 Wait for me! 25 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,097 Come on, hurry. 26 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,431 Come on, you gotta see this. 27 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,067 See what, George? 28 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,770 Oh, shoot. 29 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,007 What's the matter? It's gone. 30 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,875 What's gone? The thing in the woods. 31 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:24,943 What thing? 32 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,744 I'm not sure. 33 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,546 George, what are you talking about? 34 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,016 I was in bed, asleep, and all of a sudden I woke up 35 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,052 and couldn't remember whether I'd closed the garage doors. 36 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,121 Well, you know me, there was no going back to sleep 37 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,589 until I checked. 38 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,226 Boy, caretaking. 39 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:45,029 So I put on my robe and boots and went down the back steps to check. 40 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,166 Oh, yeah, and I got my flashlight. 41 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,067 George, would you please get to the point? 42 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:52,871 I am, Dick. As I was coming around the corner of the garage, 43 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,240 I saw some kind of a thing in the woods. 44 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,275 It was all shiny with lights, 45 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,346 and it came up out of the trees and just hovered there. 46 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,151 Sounds like a helicopter. 47 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,318 No, it wasn't a helicopter, Dick. 48 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,587 It didn't make any noise. 49 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:12,024 And when I say lights, I mean hundreds of lights. 50 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,792 Maybe it was a blimp. 51 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,460 It wasn't shaped like a blimp. 52 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,728 How big was this thing? 53 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,530 Oh, big! 54 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:21,065 What do you mean by big? 55 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,333 Was it bigger than a car? 56 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,902 Oh, yes. 57 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,271 Well, what kind of a car? 58 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,140 Look, whatever you saw, George, it's gone now. 59 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,510 Dick, what do you think it was? 60 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:35,847 It could have been anything. It could be swamp gas, a weather balloon, 61 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,916 invaders from another planet. 62 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,518 Dick! 63 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,121 Well, whatever it was, I'm sure there's a logical explanation. 64 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,622 Hey, what's going on out here? 65 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,091 Oh, nothing. 66 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,859 I saw a UFO. 67 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,428 That's not for sure, George. 68 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,929 A UFO? Where? 69 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,630 In the woods. 70 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:55,067 (STAMMERING) Yeah, but it's gone now. Everything's fine. 71 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,901 He really saw a UFO? 72 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,003 Well, we don't know what he saw, 73 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,839 but whatever he saw it's gone now, 74 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,109 and we're not going to find out what it was at this late hour. 75 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,913 Leslie, why don't you show the Tylers back to their room? 76 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:09,982 In fact, why don't we all try to get some sleep 77 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,316 and we'll check it out in the morning? 78 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,184 But if he saw a UFO... 79 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,221 (STAMMERING) Well, we'll deal with it in the morning. 80 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,388 Good night. Good night. 81 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,257 Good night. Good night. 82 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:26,031 I'm sorry I bothered you, but I thought you should know. 83 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,999 George, don't be sorry. 84 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,034 We're glad you feel comfortable enough with us 85 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,669 so if something's bothering you, 86 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,271 you feel like you can tell us about it. 87 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:34,806 Right, Dick? 88 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:43,581 Right. No matter how ungodly an hour it is. 89 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,550 I was just afraid if I waited till morning, 90 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:49,254 I wouldn't know whether it actually happened or whether I dreamed it. 91 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,923 Well, at least now you know you didn't dream it. 92 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,026 Unless I'm dreaming this. 93 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,129 Why don't you go to bed, George? 94 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,498 I'll try. Good night. 95 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,233 Good night, George. Good night. 96 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,736 Well, come on. Dick, 97 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,406 what do you really think it was? 98 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,973 I don't know. 99 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,614 I always hate getting up in the middle of the night. 100 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,815 I feel terrible the next day. 101 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:21,419 Well, Dick, it's possible that what George saw was real. 102 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,222 There have been a lot of UFO sightings in Vermont in the last year. 103 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,923 Mmm-hmm. 104 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,859 Suppose we were being visited. 105 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,162 Why would people from another planet pick Vermont? 106 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,262 (SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY) 107 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,597 Schools. 108 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,975 Come on, honey, I'm serious. 109 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,678 Honey, can we try to get back to sleep? 110 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,814 What if there is such a thing as life on other planets? 111 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,552 We aren't going to get back to sleep, are we? 112 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,021 Well, I mean, it's just so incredible to think about. 113 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,457 I mean, suppose there are two creatures just like us 114 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,026 somewhere out there in the universe. 115 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,364 Well, I hope the one like me is getting some sleep. 116 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,544 (EXCLAIMS WITH PLEASURE) 117 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:24,149 Leslie, this French toast is fantastic. 118 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,585 It makes me feel like I'm back in Paris. 119 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,419 When were you in Paris, Kirk? 120 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,655 Once during the toast season. 121 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,593 Morning, everybody. 122 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,063 Morning. I'll get your breakfast. 123 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,531 Oh, my. 124 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,535 Is this a joke, or are you two planning to look that way all day? 125 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,371 We didn't get much sleep last night, Kirk. 126 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,308 Oh, how come? Passion, barking dog, family tragedy? 127 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,343 George saw something last night and woke us up, 128 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,012 and we couldn't get back to sleep. 129 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,047 What did he see? 130 00:06:56,116 --> 00:07:00,418 We're not sure. Just an unidentified object in the woods 131 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,988 that appeared to be flying. 132 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,093 You're saying George saw a spaceship? 133 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,627 We're not saying that. 134 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,229 That's crazy. 135 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,599 Here you go. 136 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:17,735 How about you, Leslie, did you see any Martians last night? 137 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,871 You told Kirk? Yes. 138 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,773 Don't you tell anyone else. 139 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,608 This isn't the kind of thing we should be talking about 140 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,343 in front of the G-U-E-S-T-S. 141 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,249 Good, Dick, we can spell but they can't. 142 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,691 All I'm trying to say is, until we find out what it is, 143 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,293 let's not get everybody excited. 144 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,595 Well, I don't think anyone's going to be excited 145 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,364 because crazy George saw a spaceship. 146 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,634 Quit saying crazy and spaceship. 147 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,436 I mean, that's just what I'm worried about. 148 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,539 That with a guy like George, people are going to make fun of him. 149 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,208 The quieter we keep this, the better. 150 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,644 Hi, everybody. 151 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,078 Hi, George. Hi, George. 152 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,247 Hi, George. How are you this morning? 153 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,380 Fine. 154 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:04,616 I'll get your breakfast. 155 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,052 That's okay, I'm not very hungry this morning. 156 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,887 Are you still upset about last night? 157 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,422 Well, I guess a little. Did you tell him? 158 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,558 About the moon men? Yeah. 159 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,294 Kirk, please. 160 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:19,931 After I left your room, I couldn't get back to sleep. 161 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,899 I wouldn't be concerned, George. 162 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,468 Whatever it is, I'm sure there's an explanation. 163 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:25,736 I bet I know the explanation. 164 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:26,971 You do? 165 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,740 Yes. George, 166 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:34,945 do you ever find yourself looking forward to having a drink? 167 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,348 Look, George, we're going to get this cleared up today. 168 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,483 Dick's gonna go into town with you 169 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,085 and you'll check with the sheriff 170 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,954 and the airport, the weather bureau, the local radio station. 171 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,590 We're gonna see if anybody else saw what you saw. 172 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,293 George, do you find yourself only associating 173 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,661 with people who enjoy alcohol? 174 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,364 Eat your toast, Kirk! 175 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,032 George, it would help if you can give us 176 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,801 a description of what you saw. 177 00:08:56,869 --> 00:09:00,405 All I know is, it was shiny with lights 178 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:04,475 and hovered and it was shaped something like... 179 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,144 Like a bottle? 180 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,449 George, was it shaped like a saucer? 181 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:14,285 No, it was more like a cup. 182 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,287 It came up out of the trees, like this, 183 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,256 and just hovered there for a minute 184 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,125 without making any noise. 185 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,193 That was when I ran up and got you guys. 186 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,329 I was only gone a second, so it must have just taken off. 187 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,430 (EXCLAIMS) 188 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,998 (GLASS SHATTERS) 189 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,439 I'm sorry. I'll go clean that up. 190 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,579 Sounds like bourbon brains to me. 191 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,486 According to this, there have been over 400 UFO sightings 192 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,620 in the state of Vermont. 193 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:50,989 Really? Yeah. 194 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,759 The first one was in 1937 by a nurse, Rachel Kent. 195 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:59,363 The next one was in 1941 by a retired air force colonel, John Singer. 196 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,401 Then between 1944 and 1956 197 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,404 there were 84 sightings by a guy named Willy Nugget. 198 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,475 I guess we can't count Willy. 199 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,210 I don't think so. 200 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:13,745 Hello. 201 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,747 Oh, hi, Mr. Frankner. Hello. 202 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,916 Could we have our bill, please? 203 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,117 We're gonna check out. 204 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,852 Oh, fine. Don't move. 205 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,253 Hope you enjoyed your stay. 206 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,788 We had a wonderful time. 207 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,256 My wife loved this place. 208 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,424 I'm glad. 209 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,726 Yes, I never heard her go on so. 210 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:33,931 She loved the bedspreads, the curtains, the towels, the pillow shams. 211 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,767 I mean, you name it, she loved it. 212 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,535 Well, good, then I hope we'll be seeing you again. 213 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,537 I'm sure you will. 214 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,272 I'm ready, honey. 215 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,347 What's that, dear? 216 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,849 Our dirty clothes. Come on, let's go. 217 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:52,950 What dirty clothes? 218 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,551 All our stuff is in the suitcase. 219 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,421 Will you just shut up and come on? 220 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,656 Mrs. Frankner? 221 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,758 Hmm? 222 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,628 You wouldn't, by any chance, be taking our towels and our bedspread 223 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,030 and our pillow shams, would you? 224 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,499 Dorothy! 225 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,133 What? 226 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,403 I can't believe you're stealing from these people! 227 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,973 Now you put that down right now and get out to the car. 228 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,376 Then you give them back their pens. 229 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,148 I'll give them back their pens. 230 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,485 And their ashtrays, too. 231 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,222 And their light bulbs. 232 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,825 Now are you satisfied? 233 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,794 Come on, let's get out of here 234 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,630 while we still have some shred of dignity left. 235 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,565 We had a lovely time. 236 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,901 And if you think I'm gonna take you on another vacation, 237 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,072 you're living in a dream world. 238 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,407 That's outrageous. How can people live like that? 239 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,642 Pretty cheaply, I imagine. 240 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,647 Oh, good, you're back. What did you find out? 241 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,116 Nothing, we talked to the sheriff 242 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,517 and the people at the airport. 243 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,085 No one reported anything. 244 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,821 There were no weather balloons or planes in the area. 245 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,857 Whatever it was, there doesn't seem to be any explanation. 246 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,328 According to them, I'm the only one who saw anything. 247 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,896 So what do you do now? 248 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,531 I don't know. 249 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,866 The sheriff and the people at the airport 250 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,903 said that they have groups that investigate things like this. 251 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:21,038 You mean, one of those UFO societies? 252 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,273 I think I should warn you, George, 253 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,041 if you take it that far 254 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,978 you may be opening yourself up to a lot of ridicule and embarrassment. 255 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,646 But, Dick, if I saw something, 256 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,815 don't I have a duty to report it? 257 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,583 I think George is right. 258 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,884 Besides, there's always gonna be 259 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,186 a small group of ignorant people 260 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,989 who are going to make fun of something like this. 261 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,592 What's that? 262 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:46,330 Looks like a rock with a note tied to it. 263 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,032 What does it say? 264 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,770 "George Utley is a nut." 265 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,241 Now, who would do something like that? 266 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,578 Signed, the sheriff and the people at the airport. 267 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,562 No, I'm sorry, George Utley isn't here. 268 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,332 Can I take a message? 269 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,936 I'm not going to take that message. 270 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,241 Who is this? 271 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:35,045 No, don't say "a friend." I want your name. 272 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,415 I mean, if you're gonna use language like that, 273 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,950 I want to know who you are. 274 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,352 Because I want to know the kind of 275 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,820 disgusting, small-minded coward 276 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,355 I'm talking to. 277 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,991 Muffin? 278 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,496 Okay, Muffin, look, 279 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,199 if you have something nasty to say about George, 280 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,802 why don't you just tie it to a rock like everybody else? 281 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,141 Sorry, George, I hope it didn't bother you. 282 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,075 Just one crank. 283 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,211 You mean, one more crank. 284 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,783 George, I know this is hard, but believe me, in six months, 285 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,752 you'll look back on this and laugh. 286 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,389 I hope so. That'll give me something in common with the rest of the town. 287 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,157 (PHONE RINGING) 288 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,763 Stratford Inn. 289 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:31,502 I assume by Buck Rogers you're referring to our caretaker? 290 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,773 DICK: No, he isn't here. 291 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,940 Oh, really? 292 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,209 Well, let me tell you something. 293 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,646 It's people like you that give people a bad name. 294 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,914 What was that all about? 295 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,482 Just another crank. 296 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,284 I've heard from every crackpot 297 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,419 and loose screw in the county. 298 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,488 Oh, your mother called. 299 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,725 Not about George. 300 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,027 She said she wanted to talk to you. 301 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,929 Oh, well, I'll call her. 302 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,597 And by the way, at the time, 303 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:07,371 I'd just gotten about five straight crank phone calls in a row, 304 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,441 so, you know, if I said anything to offend her, 305 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,376 tell her I'm sorry. 306 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,745 Okay. 307 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,246 Specifically, 308 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,886 I may have used the words Cyclops and chowder head. 309 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,293 Where have you two been? 310 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,496 We went for a walk in the woods. 311 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,431 Looking for landing sites? 312 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,500 Well, no, we just felt so badly about George, 313 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,304 we wanted to see if we could help. 314 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,404 You find anything? 315 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,972 The remnants of a campsite. 316 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,807 But I doubt that aliens would have come all this way 317 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,711 just to drink light beer. 318 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,947 How'd you do with the UFO society? 319 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,382 Oh, they were very sympathetic. 320 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,151 But they said with no evidence to support George's claim, 321 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,120 there really wasn't anything they could do. 322 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,454 Dick, with no evidence, 323 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,257 do you think George really did see something? 324 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,093 I think he believes he saw something. 325 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,061 But do you believe he saw something? 326 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,297 Well, it doesn't matter. I mean, what matters is that 327 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,766 George is my friend and I believe in that. 328 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,167 (PHONE RINGING) 329 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,401 Oh, great, another crank. 330 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,970 Let me take care of this one, Dick. 331 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,371 Thanks. 332 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,241 Hello. 333 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,577 No, George Utley is not here. May I take a message? 334 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:26,550 Really? You believe him? 335 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,786 You saw it, too? Oh, this is great. 336 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,387 George is gonna be so happy. 337 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,590 I'll have him call you the minute he comes in. 338 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,892 May I have your name? 339 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,394 Willy Nugget. 340 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,473 (CHATTERING) 341 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,647 Could I get another cup of coffee, please? 342 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,816 I'll beam it right over. 343 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,055 Mom, is that the man who saw the spaceship? 344 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,891 Shush! Now eat your lunch. 345 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,226 Can I go talk to him? 346 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,494 No. 347 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,328 Why not? He's famous. 348 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,164 He's a kook. Eat your lunch. 349 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,337 Oh, there you are, George. I've been looking for you. 350 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,905 Oh, I'm sorry, Dick. 351 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,208 I was depressed so I came over here. 352 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,480 Didn't realize you were that depressed. 353 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,849 Hi, Dick. What's up? 354 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,685 Just came over to ask George if he wanted to come home for lunch. 355 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,322 Right, heaven forbid he should have anything over here. 356 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,225 That's okay, I'm not hungry, Dick. 357 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,027 George, you have to eat. 358 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,030 But not here, right, Dick? 359 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,699 I didn't mean anything against the cafe, Kirk. 360 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,634 I thought I'd stay here for a while. 361 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,870 I got tired of hearing the phone ring 362 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,373 and you saying I wasn't there when I was. 363 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,708 I thought if I wasn't there, you could say 364 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,010 I wasn't there and I wouldn't be. 365 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:10,221 George, I'm sorry you have to go through this. 366 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:14,758 It's my own fault. I should have just kept my mouth shut. 367 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,160 How you doing, Kirk? 368 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,895 Hey, Kirk, what's happening? 369 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,030 Hey! 370 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,735 (IMITATES HOVERING) 371 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,641 Come on, George, let's go. 372 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,311 Hey, I saw a space shuttle parked out front. 373 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,380 Is that yours, George? 374 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,348 George, are you sure you don't want to go home? 375 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,784 What do you think those spacemen wanted with George? 376 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,952 Well, they were probably looking 377 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,220 for a higher form of intelligence 378 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,022 and found George by mistake. 379 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,491 (MEN GUFFAWING) 380 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,259 George, you don't have to put up with this. 381 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,961 They don't bother me, Dick. 382 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,596 Well, they bother me. 383 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,766 Maybe George is from outer space. 384 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,269 He could be. He's always got that hat on. 385 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,436 Maybe there's a couple of antennas under there. 386 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,771 (SNICKERING) 387 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:04,141 He could be from out of this world. He's out of his mind! 388 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,011 Okay, that's it. 389 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,714 I've heard enough out of you guys. 390 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,185 Oh, yeah? 391 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,320 Pretty much, yeah. 392 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,226 Maybe he wants to teach you a lesson. 393 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,694 You'd better look out, Jack, 394 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,929 that's Dick Loudon, the writer, you're tangling with. 395 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,865 He may have a pen. 396 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,502 Come on, Phillip, let's get out of here. 397 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,936 I wanna see this. 398 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,606 I told you the man is a kook, now move. 399 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,675 No. No one's leaving. 400 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,576 I have something I want to say, 401 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,712 and I want everybody to hear it. 402 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,947 I don't care how big you are. 403 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,319 And that includes you and you. 404 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,156 And you, Kirk. 405 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,027 I know why you're teasing George. 406 00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,164 There's something you don't understand and so you make fun of it. 407 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,065 Well, that makes sense. 408 00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,934 I mean, not to make fun of something like this 409 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:10,107 requires things like character, sensitivity, brains. 410 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,411 And George is an easy target. 411 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,314 I mean, he can't prove that he saw something. 412 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,249 But then, you can't prove that he didn't, can you? 413 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,184 Well... Shut up, Kirk. 414 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,289 I don't know what George saw exactly, 415 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,259 but even if he saw something as incredible as a flying saucer... 416 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,993 No, it was a cup. 417 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,500 Whatever, George. 418 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,636 The point is, if he says he saw something, 419 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:43,106 I'm not gonna be stupid enough to say he didn't. 420 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:47,811 And for your information, there's nothing under my hat. 421 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,188 I'm sorry, Dick, I just reached my limit. 422 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,561 What do you say we get out of here? 423 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,830 Yeah, I could go for a pizza. 424 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,832 Great, let's split. 425 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,912 God, I love it when you come over. 426 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,021 (OWL HOOTING) 427 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,738 Hi, George. Hi, Dick. 428 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,641 What are you doing? 429 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,877 Nothing. 430 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,084 Some week. 431 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,352 Yeah. 432 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:06,423 You know, I've been taking care of this inn for almost my whole life, 433 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,426 and most of that time I've been alone. 434 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:13,931 This is the first time that I ever really felt lonely. 435 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,704 You know, reporting what you saw took courage. 436 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:25,709 And courage can sometimes be a lonely thing. 437 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,680 But at least you're not the first person 438 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,215 to have gone through it, you know. 439 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:37,955 I mean, imagine how Socrates and Joan of Arc felt. 440 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,290 I'm sorry, Dick, I've heard of those people 441 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,360 but I'm not sure what they did. 442 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:46,797 Well, they stood up for what they believed, 443 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,933 and they were persecuted. 444 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,069 Did people call them nuts? 445 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:54,438 Yeah, they did. 446 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,373 I can sympathize with that. 447 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,310 And then they killed them. 448 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,551 Whoa! 449 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,889 Well, it's getting kind of cold. 450 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,758 I'd better get back inside. 451 00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:17,161 You coming? 452 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,829 Not just yet, thanks. 453 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,367 Dick. 454 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,502 Do you think there's any chance that 455 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,205 whatever it was I saw will come back? 456 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:34,244 I have to tell you the truth, George. I don't think so. 457 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,498 What the heck. 458 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:58,234 Guess we can give it another 10 minutes. 33759

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