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I finally get to see the fruits of your labors these many months. 11 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,922 I wanted to surprise you. 12 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,924 I think I've stumbled onto something really big. 13 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,136 Well, let's have a look at that pièce de résistance. 14 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,138 I love it when you speak French. 15 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,475 Intracellular mechanics in the viral genome 16 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,644 and practical applications for artificial pathogenic creation. 17 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,105 So, I took your research on viral taxonomy and I started 18 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,149 to imagine a world where we could design 19 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,985 and construct viruses from inorganic materials. 20 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,570 I'm imagining it now. 21 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,155 Yay. 22 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,698 Artificially constructed viruses? 23 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:14,782 - Yeah. - But, 24 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,619 how could we ever make something so microscopic with any precision? 25 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,871 Well, it's purely theoretical at this point. 26 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,594 The technology isn't there yet. But they said that the Rubik's Cube 27 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,664 would never be solved, and look what happened there. 28 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,545 Anyway, I think the science behind it is sound. 29 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,465 - It's incredible. - Yeah? 30 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,675 I... I don't know what to say. 31 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,302 Well, you could say you like it. 32 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:36,721 But that would be a lie. 33 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,016 - Because you love it? - No, that would be an even bigger lie. 34 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,936 Lola, this is not science, it's make-believe. 35 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,188 Well... it's theoretical. 36 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,357 It's a young girl's idle fantasy. 37 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,568 Your theories are slipshod. Your conclusions are presumptuous. 38 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,320 If I wanted to read a work of fiction, 39 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,281 I'd pick up the latest John Grisham novel, The Last Juror. 40 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,076 Is this really how you spent your entire semester? 41 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,121 I thought you would be proud. 42 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:02,913 Quite the opposite. 43 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:04,581 I'm... 44 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,876 un-proud. 45 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,129 You know, I might say that this is a waste of talent, 46 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,339 but frankly I'm beginning to question the talent. 47 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:16,010 Maybe you're not cut out for virology after all, Ms. Spratt. 48 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:21,723 Richard. 49 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,853 I think it might be best if you were to refer to me as Professor Waters again. 50 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,361 Is there anything else? 51 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,532 No, sir. 52 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,696 So, he knew your work was brilliant, 53 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:20,325 but he lied to you to keep it for himself? 54 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,453 I'm so glad this guy got shot in the face. 55 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,874 When he told me I wasn't cut out for a career in virology, 56 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,876 I believed him. 57 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,087 You know, my confidence was just never the same after that. 58 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,007 And you just blocked it out? 59 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,842 I was so ashamed. 60 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:42,472 It was too painful, so I... I built a little wall around it in my mind, 61 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,015 and it worked. 62 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,726 Um... 63 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:52,273 How do you remember the parts at the end after you leave, 64 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,442 where Waters is sitting there alone? 65 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:55,817 Ugh. 66 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,571 I am right there with you on that one, brother. 67 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,258 Sir... 68 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,469 what do we do now? 69 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,762 Now? 70 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,641 Well, let's take stock, shall we? 71 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,978 We released the deadly virus without a cure. 72 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:34,899 We let the people who know the truth about what we did escape. 73 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:38,611 So, we could walk ourselves straight to jail, 74 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,073 or contract the deadly virus and die, 75 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:45,451 or I'll tell you what, we could hammer out a suicide pact. 76 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,373 Why not something fun? Like eating each other? 77 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,710 We cannot quit now, sir! 78 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,587 It is over, Collins. Start eating me. 79 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,715 We can save ourselves! 80 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,717 You have a couple of my chest hairs. 81 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,849 There are only a few people who know the truth about us. Let's kill them! 82 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,727 Ride out this pandemic in a bunker. 83 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:13,687 Yes. 84 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:18,735 Yes. 85 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,447 I'm the only one who made the hard decisions. 86 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,824 Why should I suffer the consequences? 87 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,077 Over time the population will return 88 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:31,664 and they will need someone to lead them. 89 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:33,916 Tell me what to do. 90 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,096 And the chaos continues to spread 91 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,058 with hospitals being overrun with desperate victims, 92 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,101 forcing the military to step in. 93 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,645 And now on the lighter side, 94 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,981 a little something from humorist Jim Davidson. 95 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,105 I don't know if you've been to a music store lately, 96 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,195 but now they have a thing called a twelve-string guitar. 97 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,655 What do I need twelve strings with a guitar for? 98 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,699 Attention virus carriers: 99 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:10,328 if you are currently dying, please wait outside in an orderly fashion. 100 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,787 That is all. 101 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,585 Childrens Hospital. We are here. 102 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:21,506 Driving from Atlanta to Brazil didn't take as long as I thought it would. 103 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,257 Not so bad if you leave at the right time. 104 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,344 The trick was taking I-35 to avoid Houston. 105 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,137 - Yeah. - So, what now? 106 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,099 Well, remember that laptop you were all picturing in your heads 107 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,601 as I described what happened to me in med school? 108 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,019 - Yeah. - It's in my office. 109 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,021 And my thesis is still on it. 110 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:40,191 Once we get that, we might be able to engineer a cure. 111 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,274 Let's go. 112 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,195 Stand back! You can't come in here. 113 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,072 Get back, all the way. 114 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:51,869 Goldfinch. 115 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,331 This is where we part ways. 116 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,336 - Goodbye, old friend. - Ah, not goodbye, 117 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,130 merely farewell. 118 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:05,425 - They're basically synonyms. - You're basically a synonym. 119 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,218 Where will you go? 120 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,304 It doesn't matter where the Goldfinch goes. 121 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,349 Wherever it is, I'm always on van-cation! 122 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,268 Finch! 123 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:24,068 Uh-oh. It's been a long time since I've been on a billboard. 124 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,987 When were you ever on a billboard? 125 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,364 I used to do some modeling for a DUI attorney. 126 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,729 Okay, we need to find a way inside without being detected. 127 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,954 - Hey, Chet. - Hey, guys. 128 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,249 Yeah, the billboard says you've been up to some pretty bad stuff. 129 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,460 Yeah. But we were framed, all right. 130 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,420 And now we need to get back into the hospital. 131 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:44,547 - Can you help us sneak in? - Yeah. 132 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,299 I was framed once too. 133 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:48,885 Let's do it! Get in! 134 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,726 We need to check the back. 135 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:06,777 So, 136 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,739 more victims of the virus. Just bringing the bodies to the morgue. 137 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,116 Okay, go ahead. 138 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,663 Open the bag slowly and come out. 139 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,128 Thank God you found us. 140 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:26,506 He lured us into his ambulance and then he tied us up 141 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,467 and he told us he was going to chop us up and feed us to wild horses. 142 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,760 No, I didn't. 143 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,638 Wait, maybe I did, did I? I can't remember. 144 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,185 Thanks so much, guys. Real life-saver. 145 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:43,439 So, what are you guys doing? You got plans for the weekend? 146 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,532 I'm gonna check in with my contacts at the CDC and see how bad it's gotten. 147 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,450 Well, let us know if we can help, okay? 148 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,244 Gross. 149 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:59,455 I can handle a few sick people, but this is disgusting. 150 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,791 Hey, assholes, thanks a lot. 151 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,418 - Hey. - Hey. How's it going? 152 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,503 Oh, spare me. 153 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,714 I've had people dying in my arms all week thanks to your little virus stunt. 154 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,467 Really uncool, murdering millions. Seriously uncool. 155 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,010 - Yeah. - It wasn't us, okay? 156 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,805 We're trying to cure the virus, and also we're in love. 157 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,056 - What? - Ew. 158 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,933 We're in love and I'm dying 159 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,394 and it's really just been, like, a crazy few days. 160 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,979 Why should we trust you? 161 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,814 Yeah. 162 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:30,111 Um... Okay. Dori, how much cash is in your wallet? 163 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,238 - Forty-nine bucks. - Great. Give it to me. 164 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:33,781 What? 165 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,050 - Give me the wallet! - Give her the wallet! 166 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,492 Jesus Christ. 167 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,207 Now, how much cash do you have? 168 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,544 Forty-nine bucks. 169 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,171 So, do you trust us now? 170 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,257 I guess so. 171 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,385 I mean, I have to admit, we misjudged you. 172 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,971 - Come on, let's go get that laptop. - Okay. 173 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,558 Oh, and Val, thank you for helping us ID the water parks. 174 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:01,641 You got it. 175 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,687 So, if I remember correctly, 176 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,523 I laid out all the steps to create the virus in my thesis. 177 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,277 So, all we'll need to do is just to work backwards to reverse-engineer the cure. 178 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,737 - Okay. - We gotta move fast. 179 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:15,007 - Do you remember where your laptop is? - Yeah, of course, 180 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,073 bottom drawer of my... 181 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:17,824 desk. 182 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,078 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 183 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:25,829 Attention, staff, 184 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,252 merry desk auction days. 185 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,631 Desk the halls. That is alls. 186 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:37,637 Wow, they did this place up pretty nice. Look at these balloons. Curtains. 187 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,972 - Tablecloths. - Okay, Owen, focus. 188 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,225 We just need to find my desk and get my laptop, all right? 189 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,769 Oh, my God. There it is. 190 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,269 Great. 191 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,566 - Hi, Sy. - Hi. 192 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,984 Hey. Wow. 193 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,155 - Desk auction is really happening, huh? - So many great desks. 194 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,366 - So many. - And what can I do for you 195 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,117 two wanted criminals? 196 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,118 Look, about that... 197 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,079 Oh, yeah, I mean, look, let's just be clear. 198 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,207 Obviously we didn't infect the whole world. 199 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,833 - We didn't infect anybody. - No. 200 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,877 Well, we infected each other 201 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,338 - with our love. - Oh, yes we did. 202 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,757 - I'd get infected by you any day. - I would do it again. 203 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,386 Point is, we're not the bad guys, we're the good guys. 204 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,931 Point is, you no longer work here at this hospital. I fried you. 205 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,350 Okay. Yeah, but technically I quite before you fried me. 206 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,103 But look, Sy, I'm not asking for my job back. 207 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,730 I just need to get my computer in my desk. 208 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,566 It actually has information in it that might save the world. 209 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,068 Excuse me, missy. 210 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,030 May I remind you, it is no longer your desk, you donated it. 211 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,740 - Sy, come on. - But... 212 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,660 The rules of the auction clearly state, 213 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,579 "The winning bidder will be awarded the desk 214 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,082 along with any and all materials found 215 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,917 in said desk." 216 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,837 - But... - Wait a second. 217 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,799 What if we win the auction for Lola's desk? 218 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,134 Then do we get the laptop? 219 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,887 Well, if you've got the money honey, the desk got the time. 220 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,472 But let me just remind you 221 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,767 that there are major desk aficionados coming to this gala. 222 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,437 We're talking about real heavy hitters, 223 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,646 like these two. 224 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,606 Hello. 225 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,239 Attention: welcome heavy hitters to the desk auction. 226 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,908 Heavy coughers, please stay away from the guests. 227 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,285 That is all. 228 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:36,796 Thank you. 229 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,050 Are you feeling okay? 230 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,969 Yeah, it's just the virus. I'm getting weaker. 231 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,638 Or maybe you're not getting enough iron in you diet. 232 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,433 Maybe, but it's probably the virus. 233 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,893 Is my rash covered up? 234 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,479 Yeah. Make-up really did the trick. 235 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,248 - Okay. - Hey, can I get my make-up back now? 236 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,440 Oh, yeah, right, of course. 237 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,209 - There you go. - Hey, guys. 238 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,736 Hi. Listen, I just need to charge up my phone. 239 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,139 You know a spot where I could park myself for a little bit? 240 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,325 There's a seating area over by the chapel. 241 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,493 Great, great. Thank you. 242 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,162 So, are you sure nobody's gonna recognize us? 243 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,456 Owen, we're wearing sunglasses. 244 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,166 Wow. Sy really pulled this off. 245 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,251 All of São Paulo's elite are here. 246 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,588 Not to mention the wealthiest desk collectors from all over the world. 247 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:18,547 Yeah. 248 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,050 - There's Baroness Von Eaglesburg. - Oh, wow. 249 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,552 She recently paid $20,000 250 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,555 for a credenza that used to belong to actor Paul Giamatti. 251 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,098 Wow. Lucky. 252 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,809 Oh, hey, there's Cat. 253 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:31,935 Cat. 254 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,187 - Cat! - Cat. 255 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,605 Cat. Hey. 256 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,815 Sunglasses. 257 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,566 - It's us. - We're wearing sunglasses. 258 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,568 - Oh, my gosh, I didn't even... - I know. 259 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,111 - Hi. - Hi. Are you okay? 260 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:44,156 - What do you mean? - I got your message from Los Angeles. 261 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,660 Oh, about the virus attack thing? Yeah, that was crazy. 262 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,246 I was kind of the only person who saw him up close, 263 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,581 so now every blog wants to talk to me about it, 264 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,291 - you know? - And what does he look like? 265 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,253 You know, it's really tough to describe him. 266 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,549 - Oh. It's starting. - Oh, it's... Hey. 267 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,596 May I have your attention? Hi. Welcome, everyone, 268 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,474 and thank you for joining us during this very difficult time. 269 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:14,395 So, let's put away our worries, open our hearts and our wallets, 270 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,897 as we support the number one 271 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,192 expatriate pediatric medical facility 272 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,819 in all of São Paulo... 273 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,988 Childrens Hospital! 274 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,657 Which is where we are. 275 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,450 All right first up, 276 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,910 lot number one. 277 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,372 This desk formerly belonging to Dr. Blake Downs. 278 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,498 It's a classic 279 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,500 60 inch by 30 inch workhorse 280 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,961 with an espresso laminate finish, 281 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,963 and the beauty also features 282 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,967 greasepaint stains and the phrase "I'm Bla." 283 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,844 Where is Blake, by the way? 284 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,429 - He's in a Chinese prison. - Yeah. 285 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,512 Gotcha. 286 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,433 The bidding will start at $1,000. 287 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,811 Do I see $1,000? Do I hear $2,000? 288 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,314 Do I hear 250? Two-fifty, thank you very much. 289 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,025 Sold to the gentleman in the furry hat in the back. 290 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:05,738 And next up we have the desk formerly belonging to Dr. Valerie Flame. 291 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,821 There she is. 292 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,743 - That's a nice desk... - Yes. 293 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,871 It's made from French oak and has a lockable cabinet. 294 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,248 All right, bidding starts at $2,000. 295 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,917 Do I have $2,000? 296 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,878 Do I have 3,000? Three thousand to the baroness. 297 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,379 Should I make a bid? 298 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,423 A bid against the baroness? Are you insane? 299 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,592 I have borderline personality disorder. 300 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:30,095 Sold! Three thousand dollars to the baroness. 301 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,099 You okay? 302 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,644 No, I'm dying. 303 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,562 Right, right, right, right, right. 304 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,037 And our final auction item tonight 305 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,666 is the former desk of the former Childrens Hospital pediatrician, 306 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,292 Dr. Lola Spratt. 307 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,419 - Here we go. - Yeah. 308 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,964 It measures 74 by 35 inches, 309 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,257 has a solid rosewood surface 310 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,969 with a sleek steel case frame, 311 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,096 and boasts numerous drawers 312 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,682 for all your storage needs. 313 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:19,478 Do I hear an opening bid of $400? 314 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,437 Here. 315 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,858 Four hundred dollars to that morbidly pale woman right over there. 316 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,026 - That's you. - Yeah. 317 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,444 Do we have 450? Four-fifty. 318 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,489 Do I have 500? Five hundred, ladies... Five twenty-five. 319 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,782 All right, the bidding stands 320 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,867 at $575, 321 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,202 to Dr. Spratt. 322 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,747 Do I hear 600? No more bids? Anyone? 323 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,792 Please, anyone? Six hundred. 324 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,211 All right, going once... 325 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,546 going twice... 326 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,046 You know... 327 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,401 - What is he doing? - I should really tell you that 328 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,593 I have it on good authority that that desk 329 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,721 was never cleared out of all its contents 330 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,638 before this auction. 331 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,348 No! Sy, you can't do that! 332 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,350 I have the highest bid. Call the auction. 333 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,977 And inside said desk 334 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,438 is a certain laptop computer. 335 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,521 Sy! Don't you dare! 336 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,025 And some believe that that said computer 337 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,861 contains scientific data that could lead to a cure 338 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,405 for the virus that threatens to kill us all. 339 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,241 Who wants to be a hero? 340 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,201 One thousand dollars. 341 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,996 There you go! One thousand. Do I hear two? 342 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,666 - Two thousands dollars. - Val! What the fuck? 343 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,543 Why can't I be the one who saves the world? 344 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,837 Five thousand dollars. 345 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,464 Ten thousand dollars. 346 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,424 She's so bad at this. Fifteen thousand. 347 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,384 - Twenty thousand. - Damn it! 348 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,769 Looks like we've got a real bidding war on our hands. 349 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,228 You came for the desks, 350 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,689 but you're gonna stay for the fireworks. 351 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,233 - Do I hear... - Forty thousand dollars. 352 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,568 - Yeah. - Wow. 353 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,695 Fifty thousand dollars. 354 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,780 What? 355 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,656 Sixty thousand dollars. 356 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,326 Seventy-five thousand dollars. 357 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,454 It keeps going up and up. 358 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,664 Okay, look, I could take out a loan on my houseboat. 359 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,708 Between that and my Peloton bike, 360 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,710 we could probably get up to 150,000. 361 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,504 What if we just go all in? 362 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,590 We make the baroness think that we have no limit and we scare her off. 363 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,510 - One hundred and fif... - Two hundred thousand dollars. 364 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,345 - Oh, fuck you, lady! - Fuck you, lady! 365 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,264 Two hundred thousand dollars. 366 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,225 Two hundred smackeroos. 367 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,937 What a bold and daring bid, Baroness. 368 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,022 Two hundred thousand dollars, going once... 369 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,399 Two hundred thousand dollars, going twice... 370 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,819 - Sol... - Three hundred thousand dollars. 371 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,238 Glenn. 372 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,335 Hey, look, I don't exactly know what's going on, 373 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,379 but it looks like you guys need help. 374 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,673 Okay? And I have goo-gobs of money to burn, 375 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,175 thanks to my aforementioned many side business ventures. 376 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,053 - Five hundred thousand dollars. - Oh, no, Glenn. 377 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,817 You're bidding against yourself right now. 378 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,682 - Yeah. - What? Oh, shit. 379 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:06,145 I came in hot. What did that cost me? No, don't tell me. 380 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,855 Five hundred thousand dollars. 381 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,649 Truly an unprecedented turn of events. 382 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,568 Baroness, do I hear 550? 383 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,072 Five hundred thousand dollars going once. 384 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,408 Five hundred thousand dollars going twice. 385 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,454 Five hundred thousand dollars 386 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,875 sold to Dr. Glenn Ritchie. 387 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,209 Yahtzee! 388 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,550 Glenn. Oh, I could kiss you right now, 389 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,594 but I am actually dying of the virus. 390 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,346 Oh, forget it. I'm sure the hug is probably enough to kill me. 391 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:45,225 Dr. Ritchie, what a show. What a show. 392 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,936 Now, just come with me 'cause we have some business to attend to. 393 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,980 Oh? Oh! 394 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,732 I... I have to pay for the... 395 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,276 right, yikes, wow... and I just get a desk? 396 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,777 Now I've got to get a chair. 397 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,907 So, it should be right in here. 398 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,159 Okay. Oh, here it is. 399 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,785 This is just like you described it. 400 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,871 Yeah, right? The mind is incredible. Let's go! 401 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,584 Okay, come on. 402 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,048 - Oh, I hope this works. - Plug it in. 403 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,841 Okay. 404 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,302 - Okay. - Wow, this is an old computer. 405 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,385 I know. 406 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,389 Okay. All right. 407 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,058 Now you just gotta find that thesis. 408 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,861 There's an update available. Let me do that. 409 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,312 - No! Can't you just do the update later? - No. 410 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,023 Just let me do it how I do it. 411 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,401 Now, that's what I call 412 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,487 - a real desk auction. - Yeah. 413 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,406 What's with all these new doctors? 414 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,243 Sy must have brought in backup to help with all the patients. 415 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,662 - Doctor, please, help, I... - Not now! 416 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,874 What kind of doctor ignores a patient like that? 417 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,418 Hang on, I'll be right back. 418 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,673 - Oh, doctor, I really need someone to... - Not now, lady. 419 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,801 Okay, it's done updating. We're ready. 420 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,221 All right, let me just... 421 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,433 There it is. 422 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,559 - Wow. - Okay. 423 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,312 - Okay. - How many pages? 424 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,064 It's 172. 425 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,357 What page are you on? 426 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,693 It's a dense scientific document. 427 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,816 I just want you to... put that out there right away. 428 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,825 Oh, my God. Yes, of course. It's all coming back to me. 429 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,510 Oh, my God. It's him. 430 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,189 We're in position. 431 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,779 This technology could have saved lives a decade ago. 432 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,119 - Did you get what you need? - Yeah. 433 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,500 Lola! Owen! 434 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,380 It really shouldn't take long to synthesize this cure 435 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,758 if we just follow the steps in here. 436 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,383 Okay. 437 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,972 - Okay. - You're a genius. 438 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,100 We might just pull this off. 439 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,396 No! No! 440 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,861 Everybody get down! 441 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,322 Oh, my God! 442 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,868 - Are you hit? - Um, no, I'm okay. 443 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,996 Oh, good. Hope you didn't need that. 444 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,417 Oh, shit! 445 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,599 Please tell me you remember the research. 446 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,632 I mean, yeah, I think so. Like, the main points. 447 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,259 The main idea for sure. I don't know. 448 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,553 Sounds good enough to me. Let's get to the lab. 449 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,721 Okay. Let's go. 450 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,805 Let's go. 451 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,683 What's going on out there? 452 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:19,106 Hey, so I put a dollar in the soda machine and nothing came out. 453 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,150 So, someone may want to call the vendor to have it serviced. 454 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,153 Also, we're under attack.34153

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