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Byron!
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I don't even like
coming into doctors' offices.
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I don't get sick ever.
I don't never get sick.
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- Você sabe disso.
- Bem, obrigado por
ter vindo comigo.
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You're welcome, honey.
You know I'm always on your side, honey.
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I just don't get sick.
I don't never get sick.
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You're... You sick, but I don't get sick.
I'm sorry.
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- Você nervosa, querida?
- Não.
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It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be.
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Your mama taught you well, baby.
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You got strong faith, Shirley, strong faith.
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Hello.
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Good God. Lord have mercy.
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Good God, he fine.
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Doc, I'm sick.
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It's in my chest, Doc.
Feel my chest. Come on.
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Put your hands on my chest, Doc. Feel me.
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Check my chest, Doc, please. I'm...
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Tia Bam. Pare com isso.
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She's cute.
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Cute? Cute is for puppies.
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You mess with me, Doc, I'll have you
somewhere sucking on your thumb,
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calling for your mama!
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Standing on your left leg,
bowing down on your right,
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wondering what I'm gonna do
to you tonight.
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Pop, pop, pop it off...
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- Você se casou, Doc?
- Não, senhora.
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- Você reta?
- Tia Bam ...
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What? You gotta ask
these questions nowadays, honey.
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Will you please wait
out in the waiting room?
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- Por favor?
- Estou constrangedor você?
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I'm sorry, baby. I don't mean no harm.
Help me up, Doc.
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Just help me up. I gotta bend up like this.
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You see, Doc, listen, I don't even get sick.
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I don't even like
coming into doctors' offices.
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Porque todos vocês gostam de fazer é apenas sonda todas
as pessoas maiores, sentimento, tocar todos eles ...
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Two, four, six-pack.
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Look at that?
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What? Sorry.
Okay, and look, look at your little offices.
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This is too small in here.
Ain't no room for nobody to turn around.
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See, I like to turn it.
When I turn it around I like to...
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- Ele é hetero.
- Tia Bam.
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Okay. But look here, watch this, watch this.
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Did you like that? I
know he did, look at him.
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- Tia Bam, vá em frente, agora.
- Você corar. Ok, me desculpe.
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E você não estar lá fora fumar.
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You better be worried about
what I'm gonna be out here smoking.
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Porque eu vou estar aqui de fumar.
Eu vou sair aqui de fumar.
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E gosto do que eu vou estar de fumar.
Eu gosto de ver meu
nome no puff.
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She's something else.
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You don't know the half of it.
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So tell me, Dr. Evans.
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Well, Ms. Shirley,
I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
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Just tell me.
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The reason you've been short of breath
and having the headaches
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is because the cancer is back.
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It's much more aggressive this time.
I'm sorry.
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I've called in a specialist who wants to try
another round of chemotherapy.
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Listen, I'm tired.
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We've been fighting this thing for, what,
seven years?
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I really thought we had it beat.
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Don't you look so sad.
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What I know is that
every day that God gives us is a gift.
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E quando ele pára de dar para mim,
então eu tenho que estar com ele.
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So it's all right.
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You're an amazing woman, Shirley.
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You're always smiling.
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Your faith gives me hope.
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Well, God bless you.
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I'll call and make an appointment. Okay?
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Good kush, good kush,
good kush, good kush.
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Good kush, good kush.
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Hey. Christ, praise the Lord.
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Good kush.
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Baby, eu não iria lá.
Eu não iria lá se eu
fosse você, querida.
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I told you.
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Contact.
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She's gonna be right
when she comes out of there.
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- Cora. Cora.
- Tia Bam.
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Baby, o que você está
fazendo aqui?
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Mr. Brown wasn't feeling well last night.
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Well, you know he has diabetes, right?
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- Ele faz?
- Yep.
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- Senhor, que vai matá-lo.
- Não diga isso.
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- Senhor, ele vai morrer. Ele vai morrer.
- Ele é ...
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He's not gonna die with that.
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- Bem, vá lá atrás e vê-lo então.
- Bem, tudo bem.
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Well, wait a minute now, why are you...
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I'm all right, honey, I don't get sick.
I'm here with Shirley. Shirley's back there.
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- Como ela está?
- Ela está bem.
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She's okay. She's got strong faith.
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- Isso é o que precisamos.
- Ela tem uma parte traseira
forte, também.
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That could have made a lot for her
back in the day...
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Mas, ela poderia puxar o inferno
fora de um vagão.
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- O que você ...
- Sim.
Não é mesmo ...
Nós não precisamos de cavalos.
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Shirley was a horse all by herself.
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She works like a horse,
she treats people nice.
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Yeah.
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It's just not good to get sick
and you treat people nice.
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That just don't ever seem fair to me.
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- Bem, I. ..
- Mas tudo bem, eu acho,
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you know,
the Lord just moves in mysterious ways.
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- Sim, ele faz.
- Para realizar Suas maravilhas.
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Yes, well, okay.
I'll talk to you later, all right?
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- Eu vou vê-lo.
- Por favor, porque você ...
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- E eu vou chamá-lo. Não me chame.
- Tudo bem.
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Porque você fala demais
é o que você faz.
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What you be saying, though.
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Hey, baby. What the doctor say?
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It's not good.
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Girl, you gonna be all right.
You gonna be all right.
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Not this time.
I need you to call all my children.
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Okay, well, when we get home,
baby, I'll turn it on for you.
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Assim que chegar à casa,
All My Children ...
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Bam.
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You know, Bam,
you need to stop smoking all that weed.
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Every time you smoke that weed
you act like you crazy.
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What are you talking about? You said
you wanted to see All My Children.
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I said I was gonna turn it on for you.
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I wanna see all my family.
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Well, okay, make up your mind, hon.
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Do you wanna see All My Children
or you wanna see All in the Family?
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Which one?
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- Bam.
- O quê?
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Come on, let's go catch this
bus before we're too late.
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Wait, Shirley, baby,
did the doctor ask for my number?
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Did he? Did he ask for my digits?
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... Chegar ao hospital?
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You just gonna come up here
and bring me like I'm a kid to the hospital.
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You got diabetes and you wasn't feeling
well and I brought you to the hospital.
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Well, I feel well now. Can we go?
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- Bom dia.
- Bom dia, doutor.
Como você está fazendo?
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- Muito bem, obrigado.
- Bom, bom.
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Now, Mr. Brown,
you have to take your insulin.
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I've been taking.
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- Agora, você está comendo direito?
- Sim, com certeza, eu estou comendo direito.
Sim.
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No, he doesn't. He's lying.
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Cora, ain't nobody...
You don't call me no liar.
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I'm your daddy.
You come here, you're gonna sit there
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and look at my face and call me no liar.
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- Você não sabe o que eu comer.
- Eu sei o que ele comeu.
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He ate 10 pieces of bacon,
three eggs, a biscuit
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and a pork chop with jelly and orange juice.
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Just for your information
that's where you lie,
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Porque eu nem sequer comer carne de porco.
Eu comi presunto. Obrigado.
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See, the problem with a lot of people is
they think diabetes is just a little sugar.
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It isn't. Now you have to eat right...
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- Ele não faz isso.
- ... Você tem que exercitar.
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He don't do that.
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E deixe-me dizer uma coisa, há
pessoas que perderam a visão,
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their limbs, and even
died from this disease.
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Now you gotta get serious about this,
lose some weight,
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... Começar a se exercitar, ou as coisas podem piorar.
- Exercício.
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Exercising, losing weight...
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I am... Doctor, I hear what you...
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Você está ouvindo o que
ele está dizendo?
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Cora, didn't I just say
I hear what he's saying?
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Now you're gonna make me whoop you.
Get you some business.
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You need to get you a husband,
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maybe that'll keep you
out of other people's business.
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- Você se casou, doutor?
- Não, senhor.
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Cora ain't married neither.
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Why don't you ask her to marry you
and y'all live happily ever after
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in a forest or something?
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So she can leave me alone,
stay out of my business.
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Stay out of my mental function.
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What?
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Now, Mr. Brown, I've also noticed
you've never had a colonoscopy.
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Oh, yes, that's where you're wrong.
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I drink colas all the time.
I like colas with ice and everything.
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E ele não deve ser colas beber.
Não há muito açúcar,
não está lá, doutor?
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Cora, you're too much sugar.
Looking like a bag of cotton candy.
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Cora is the snack demon.
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That's right. I caught her one day
sneaking to get some chips.
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Under your bed, I found them chip bags.
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E ela ficou sacos e copos de refrigerante
de água e tudo sob sua cama.
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- Você ...
- Quantos Oreos seria essa?
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- Você ...
- Você sabe quantos que é!
Diga-me.
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- Você sabe quantos ...
- Cinco Oreos.
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You can tell me 'cause you tried to tell me
the other night.
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We're not in here about me...
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Mr. Brown, I do have to tell you that
you are well past 40 now.
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Way past!
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Well, I ain't that much past. You're trying
to make it seem like 40 is down there,
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and I'm way back... I'm close to 40.
Forty's over there and I'm right there.
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You make it seem like I'm old or something.
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The point I'm trying to make is that
you should be having
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regular colon and prostrate exams.
It could save your life.
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Okay. You go ahead and check my collasum
and my prostitute. All right?
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It's prostate, Mr. Brown.
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Cora, I know. It's the same thing.
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Just go ahead and just check me.
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Hold on. I had some of Cora's chips I found
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and I might have some on my prostitate.
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Go ahead and check.
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Not that end, Mr. Brown.
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The other end.
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You talking about my beginning
and the end?
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- Sim!
- O diabo é um mentiroso!
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You can't be back there like that.
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- Espere, doutor. Espere!
- Pegue-o, Doc.
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I'm new! Please!
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Hey, Madea.
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What the doctor say about Brown?
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He's better. He just has to watch
his diabetes, just like you.
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Oh, yeah, he got to watch that, honey,
he got to watch that for real.
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He's gotta stop eating all that foolishness
and start exercising.
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You right.
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You right.
I think I'm gonna have the number four.
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Welcome to Snax. May I take your order?
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Você está em um daqueles
throughs-drive?
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Yes, I'm at a drive-through. Hell, I'm
hungry. I'm trying to get some breakfast.
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Didn't I just tell you,
you have to start eating healthier?
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Cora, hell, I don't wanna hear that.
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I know you're probably standing
right next to a vending machine right now.
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What you got, a honey bun?
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Byron!
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Cora, listen, I got to go now.
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Girl, I'm driving on the phone. You know
Oprah don't want me driving on the phone.
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Goodbye.
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I'm upset, or whatever the case may be.
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I would like to have a ham,
egg and cheese biscuit and orange juice.
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Chamada Dia de volta ...
Não, você chamá-lo
em seu telefone,
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I'm gonna keep callin' Byron, but
I'm gonna keep hanging up, answering,
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"Nah, nah, nah".
Espere um pouco.
227
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,993
- Heller?
- Senhora, eu ouvi-lo.
Segure-se!
228
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,267
- É melhor você responder a essa telefone ou ...
- Tudo bem.
229
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:58,940
Tudo certo.
O serviço não é o que costumava
ser, eu lhe digo.
230
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,609
It's Sabrina. Byron...
231
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,384
You need to go on
Maury for him, girl.
232
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,681
For real, dawg.
233
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,092
It's hot as hell in this Cadillac
and I don't have no air conditioner.
234
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,455
What do you wanna eat?
235
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:21,030
I want a ham and egg
and a cheese biscuit, okay? Heller!
236
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,122
We're out of ham.
237
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,428
You out of ham?
238
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,669
Okay. All right. Fine, fine.
Then give me an egg and cheese biscuit.
239
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,197
We're out of egg.
240
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,568
You're out of egg? You're just...
241
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,436
Fine! Then just give me a damn biscuit.
242
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,445
It's 10:31, ma'am,
and we just stopped serving breakfast.
243
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,848
Hold the hell on. I've been sitting here
for 15 minutes waiting on your... No, honey.
244
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,820
No, no, no. I don't care. I want breakfast.
245
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,949
You want something else
like lunch or something?
246
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,491
Não é ninguém dizer nada
sobre o almoço.
247
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,629
I don't want no lunch. I want breakfast.
248
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,458
- Pequeno-almoço terminou às 10h30 ...
- Oh, não inferno.
249
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,272
Everybody's all screaming around me
or whatever.
250
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,670
- Eu não sei o que você está falando.
- Garotinha.
251
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,764
What?
252
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,039
I'm about to get carbon peroxide poisoning
in this damn car,
253
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,636
waiting on you to get me my damn food.
254
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,214
This Cadillac is old as hell.
255
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,613
Where's my food at, honey?
256
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,481
We're out of egg, we're out of ham,
and we're out of cheese and biscuit.
257
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,850
So can you get out of line, please?
258
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,116
Where's your manager, honey?
259
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,984
Look, I am the manager.
260
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,954
Now move!
261
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,117
Move!
262
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,428
You hear these people, it's crazy! For real!
263
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,798
She got crazy.
264
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,802
What the...
265
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,678
Hell, you ain't got no damn sense.
266
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,412
I told you I want my damn food.
267
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,879
Oh, my God!
268
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,052
I'm taking everything you got.
269
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,683
You act like you ain't got no sense...
270
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,523
Lady, what is wrong with you?
271
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,629
- Oh, meu Deus!
- Que diabos há de
errado com você?
272
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,767
You're gonna videotape me?
You're gonna videotape me?
273
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,335
I'm taking it out.
274
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,838
I'm trying to be patient, I don't
know what the hell's wrong with y'all.
275
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,241
Old people, y'all act like
y'all ain't got no sense...
276
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,108
- Estou falando de algum alimento ...
- Onde você está?
277
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,377
... E eu estou alimentando minha filha fat-ass
e todos os outros e ver como você gosta disso.
278
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,076
You ain't seen nothing.
279
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,586
I can't wait for you. If you lookin' for me,
my name is Cora Simmons.
280
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,579
... Um, dois.
281
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,682
I called everybody.
282
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,613
- Bom!
- Yep.
283
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,011
You scared, Shirley?
284
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,518
Não há lugar para medo
quando estás cansado.
285
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,720
Bam,
286
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,159
I don't want nobody screaming
at my funeral.
287
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,235
- Shirley. Eu não quero falar sobre ...
- Venha agora.
288
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,794
Listen to me. I can't
tell this to my children.
289
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:18,775
I want Reverend Jackson
to give an uplifting sermon.
290
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,876
E eu não quero que você deixe os meus
filhos brigam por qualquer coisa.
291
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:26,279
E eu quero Irmã Laura para cantar
essa canção que eu gosto,
292
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,844
"O céu está esperando por mim."
293
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,385
Will you do that for me?
294
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,250
Yes, I will, baby,
295
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:36,351
but Shirley,
you're probably gonna outlive us all.
296
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,163
Only God knows.
297
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,622
Well, just in case you do,
298
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,503
... Quando eu morrer, não quero nem flores.
- Não?
299
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,597
No, I don't want no flowers.
I want y'all to plant marijuana stalks
300
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,006
all around my grave.
301
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,068
- Eu sabia que ia fazer você sorrir.
- Go!
302
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:58,343
Instead of pouring some for the homies,
like the young folks there,
303
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:03,217
I want y'all to have a
puff, puff, pass, repass.
304
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,622
Just pass them all out. Just pass them.
I wanna say, "Puff, puff, pass, repass."
305
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,794
Put that down!
306
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,090
- Eu amo ouvir você rir.
- Deus vai te pegar.
307
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:15,960
- Não. .. I.
- Puff, puff pass ...
308
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,134
- Eu quero que você iniciá-lo fora.
- Todo o barulho que goin 'on aqui.
Hey, Mama.
309
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,731
- Hey. Oi, querida.
- Hi.
310
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,106
Give me little Byron.
Come here, little Byron.
311
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,475
- Vá para a tia Bam.
- Byron.
312
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,415
Take little Byron. Take that baby.
313
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,711
Smell like a grown man
did it in that diaper.
314
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,980
- Mudança da fralda que bebê.
- Por favor.
315
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,689
- Obtenha que fora de mim.
- Ok, mamãe.
316
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,791
Let's go upstairs
and change you then, huh?
317
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,454
Get you fresh. Baby, can you hand me
a diaper out the bag?
318
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,728
I am not the nanny. Here.
319
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,666
- Bem, obrigado.
- Você é bem vindo.
320
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,903
Tudo bem, mamãe. Eu vou mudá-lo.
321
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,837
Don't you think
you need to be going with him somewhere?
322
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,638
Why? That is not my baby.
323
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,276
I don't like you.
324
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,310
- Desculpe-me?
- Eu disse que não
gosto de você.
325
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,544
- Então?
- Bam, o bebê está aqui.
326
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,916
Well, then I tell you what,
let's do a nursery rhyme for the baby.
327
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,690
Row, row, row your ho
Up and down the street
328
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:23,859
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
She's just a piece of meat
329
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,364
Whatever!
330
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,495
That's what I don't like about her.
That's why I get high.
331
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,903
That's why I have to stay high.
332
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,001
Tell me again why we're here.
333
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,540
Listen, my mother wanted
all of us to come over, okay?
334
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,809
I have better things to do
than sit at your mama's house.
335
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,650
I mean, I don't know what's worse,
the baby poop or the smell of moth balls,
336
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:42,879
or that Bam thing.
337
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,785
Listen, baby, will you...
338
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,790
Will you please let me just find out
what's going on first?
339
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,519
Depois que eu vou te
levar para casa.
340
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,993
How are you gonna take me home?
You ain't got no car.
341
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,688
Every time I come over here,
it's some drama.
342
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,765
You remember your apartment
and your Benz?
343
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,700
Don't you miss it?
344
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:02,537
Yeah. Yeah.
Just like I miss going to jail, right?
345
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,071
E eu não estava ali ao seu lado?
346
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,804
You? But you wasn't in there.
347
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,049
Tudo que você tem que fazer é uma pequena gota e nos
levar dinheiro suficiente para conseguir um lugar.
348
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,619
Instead of spending the night
at my sister's house
349
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,816
and me sneaking up here in your mama's
house in the middle of the night.
350
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,752
Come on, Byron, don't you wanna be
alone with me in our own place?
351
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,122
It's just one drop.
352
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,357
Listen, stop talking about that
kind of stuff around my son.
353
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,464
Menino, ele não sabe
o que estou dizendo.
354
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,538
- Renee.
- O quê?
355
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,901
You are not gonna get caught.
356
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,710
Roscoe said you were one of his best guys
when you were slinging.
357
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,801
Come on, Byron.
See, when I first met you, you had heart.
358
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,071
Look, and I got heart!
359
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,582
E eu também tenho um emprego, também.
E isso é o suficiente
para nós agora.
360
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:47,876
I'm out of the game.
361
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:52,353
Look, I love you, Byron, I really do,
but that little 10 an hour you're making
362
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,721
is not taking care of me or you.
363
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,755
I don't wanna talk about this no more.
Okay?
364
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,730
Okay. Fine.
365
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,901
I told you to go right and you go left.
366
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,439
- Tudo bem.
- Eu não suporto você,
às vezes, Harold.
367
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,272
Had you did what I told you to do
we would have been here 15 minutes ago.
368
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,676
- Sim ...
- Eu disse que esse menino
tem de fazer xixi.
369
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,408
- Sim, mas ele está bem.
- Que, as pessoas?
O que até, Bam?
370
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,778
- Eu quero ir ao banheiro.
- Hey, baby.
371
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,250
You know where the bathroom is, boy.
Come on.
372
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:25,551
Wait a minute, that boy is 10 years old
and y'all still taking him to the bathroom?
373
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,625
I told her to stop babying these kids.
374
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,789
What did you say, Harold?
375
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,329
He said he told you
to stop babying these children.
376
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,523
I did not say...
377
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,657
- Cale a boca, que você fez.
- Eu não disse que ...
378
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,167
- Hey, Tammy.
- Por que você ...
Você é um mexerico.
379
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,303
- Calvin!
- Hey, Shirley, como vai você?
380
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,431
- Onde está Kimberly?
- Você sabe que sua filha,
ela está trabalhando,
381
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,100
... Mas ela vai estar aqui.
- Oh, bem.
382
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,802
- Harold.
- Shirley.
383
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,678
It's so good to see my two fine son-in-laws!
384
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,080
- Sim, senhora.
- Espere um minuto, eu só
vejo um um bem, querida.
385
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,650
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Aunt Bam.
386
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,550
Child, I don't smoke that much, shut up.
387
00:20:57,289 --> 00:21:00,417
Don't turn that...
Don't... Leave that alone.
388
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,617
Now...
389
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,987
Thank you very much.
390
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,359
You didn't hear me say don't touch?
391
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,932
Harold, you better get your child.
392
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,399
H.J., stop that now,
you see grown folks talking now.
393
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,461
Punk-ass.
394
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,065
See this? Look at this right here.
I tell you what...
395
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,335
- Bam, não matá-lo! Não matá-lo!
- Sente-se.
396
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:19,768
Touch it again.
397
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,607
Don't kill him, Aunt Bam!
398
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:25,240
Look, Harold can let that child act like
he wants to if they want to.
399
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,051
Oh, I got another one, honey.
400
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,949
Touch it again. Touch it.
401
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,921
Touch it, Shaka Zulu. Touch it.
402
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,118
- Harold, você não vê isso?
- Ele é apenas um garoto.
403
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,787
- Você sabe que essas crianças novas, que fazem ...
- Cale a boca!
404
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,392
He's a kid that needs to know
who the parents are, Harold.
405
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,125
What do you expect, Aunt Bam?
406
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,471
They let these kids run around
like they have no home training at all.
407
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,631
That's why I don't allow my son
around these children.
408
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:50,765
Bebê ...
409
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,803
- O que ela disse?
- Tammy, acalme-se.
410
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,848
She said she don't want her children
around your children
411
00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,143
Porque seus filhos
agir como tolos.
412
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,617
They look like fools, they dress like fools.
413
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,515
- Olhe para eles, eles são apenas tolos.
- Obrigado.
414
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,613
I know you're not talking about my children.
415
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,555
My boys that I'm raising?
416
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,094
She punked you. You look like a sucker.
417
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,491
See?
418
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,827
This is why I didn't even wanna
come over here to begin with.
419
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,867
Girl, you barely spend time
with Mama anyway.
420
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,367
Estar aqui é não te matar.
421
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,233
Come on, girls, now calm down.
422
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,931
Why are y'all
blowing up my phone up anyway?
423
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,304
Wait a minute,
your mama told me to call y'all over here.
424
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,146
- Para quê?
- Eu só queria te
ver, isso é tudo.
425
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,373
Mama, you know I got things to do.
426
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,446
Well, at least stay
and have dinner with me. Please?
427
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,080
- Por favor?
- No meio da semana?
428
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,849
It's bad enough we do this on Sundays.
429
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:43,923
Princess,
430
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,826
when was the last Sunday
that you came over here not to eat with us?
431
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,068
I'm sorry, I must not have been here.
What year was that?
432
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,665
You don't remember either, do you?
That's it.
433
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,396
Mama, I don't like you begging her.
434
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:59,068
Come on in the kitchen
and help me get this food together,
435
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:01,611
I need somebody to go into the garage
and get the ice.
436
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,772
- Me.
- Eu vou fazer isso.
437
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,844
Hey. Hey, wait for me.
Don't y'all leave me...
438
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,413
What am I supposed to do with it?
439
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,590
I don't know, hold it?
440
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,860
Sit... Don't play with me.
441
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:20,458
Sit down, baby, and hold the baby
over there. They'll be back, trick.
442
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,264
- O quê?
- Você ouviu o que
eu disse, amplo.
443
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:24,392
I don't stutter.
444
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,297
Touch the TV. Touch it!
445
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,143
I don't like none of you.
You make me sick, all y'all.
446
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,347
- Cara, eu estou tão feliz por estar fora da casa.
- Entendi, Calvin?
447
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,846
- Não é verdade?
- Vou lhe dizer o que,
448
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:42,983
this ice is warmer
than your sister Tammy any day.
449
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,386
Hey, hey, hey. You better calm down.
450
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,785
Look, man,
I know it's your sister and I'm sorry,
451
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,862
but sometimes, man, she makes me so...
452
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,995
You better be quiet.
You know she can hear you.
453
00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:58,867
Y'all be playing, but she can
really hear like that. I mean, like a dog.
454
00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,038
What is wrong with your sisters, Byron?
455
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,199
Man, what is wrong with women period?
456
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:05,970
Sabrina, for instance, right?
457
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,112
Man, that girl know
I only make $1,000 a month.
458
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,875
E eu ainda mandá-la 300.
459
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,916
- Trezentos?
- Homem, a menina ainda
não está satisfeito.
460
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,145
Assim que eu dar-lhe o dinheiro que
você sabe o que quer me dizer?
461
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,721
- O que ela disse?
- "Espere um minuto Levante!
462
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,116
"Hold up!
Isso não é suficiente!"
463
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:23,785
Got the weave and all.
"That ain't enough! I need more!"
464
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,398
- Então você sabe o que eu faço?
- O que você faz?
465
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:28,966
I give her more.
466
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,326
Mas então, olha, da próxima vez que eu vejo
que ela está em algumas roupas novas.
467
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,197
Why don't you just start buying
the baby stuff and give it to her yourself?
468
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:38,274
I tried that. All she do
is take the clothes back and get the money.
469
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,532
- O quê?
- Sim.
470
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,545
No, no, young buck.
You got to take the tags off the clothes.
471
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,309
What, did you think I didn't do that?
I did that, too.
472
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,079
Then she takes the clothes and tries to
sell them to everybody in the neighborhood.
473
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,554
I am telling y'all, man, she's crazy.
474
00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:58,088
I just... I just want my son to know
that I'm out here doing the right thing.
475
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:02,062
Mas ela está dizendo algo que
todo mundo diferente, sabe?
476
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:04,630
Man, what am I supposed to do?
477
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,802
You got to keep Peter in the gate,
you understand me?
478
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,439
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
I know you ain't talking.
479
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,267
Yeah, you ought to think about
that next time you and Tammy
480
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,710
decide to have some more
of them little demon seeds y'all got.
481
00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,810
- Sementes Demônio?
- Sim, você.
482
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,144
My kids ain't bad like that.
483
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:23,051
Look, man, your kids are out of control.
You got to do better.
484
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,285
Well, she won't let me discipline them.
She won't!
485
00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:28,359
E depois de um tempo eu
simplesmente parou.
486
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:33,093
Look, I don't know what's wrong with her.
We argue all the time,
487
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,927
every time I turn around,
I was trying to do something,
488
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,125
she's just driving me crazy!
489
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:37,929
I'm dealing with the same thing
with Kimberly.
490
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,903
She's always mad.
I don't know what to do with her.
491
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,839
E parece que quanto mais tempo que
estamos casados, pior fica.
492
00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,502
You know what, maybe her and Tammy are
going through menopause or something.
493
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,512
No, it ain't no menopause. Tammy...
Tammy...
494
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,841
Tammy was like that when we first met.
Yeah.
495
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,850
Assim que ficamos juntos ela
estava gritando comigo.
496
00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,112
Wow.
497
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,915
- O quê?
- E você ainda se casou com ela.
498
00:25:57,422 --> 00:26:00,152
Yeah. But it's worse now.
499
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:04,528
Porque agora ela não vai olhar para mim, eu não posso
tocá-la, não posso sequer chegar perto dela,
500
00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:06,995
and we ain't had sex in over a year.
501
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,588
Oh, Lord Jesus, please kill the visuals.
502
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,625
I'm bound up.
503
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,928
Why do it sound like
both of y'all in prison?
504
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,168
I'd get more love in prison.
505
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:19,968
Coming home to a house that you're paying
for, and there's no peace, is prison.
506
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,410
I don't know
how much longer I can take this.
507
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:25,241
- Então o que você está dizendo, homem?
- Alguma coisa tem de dar.
508
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,178
- Bem, você ama a minha irmã?
- Sim.
509
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,380
- Tudo bem, cara.
- Às vezes isso não é
suficiente, Byron.
510
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:36,758
I hear you on that, but, dawg,
you ain't got but six years in.
511
00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:39,455
Next week it will be 17 years for us.
512
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,524
- Você sabe o que, algo tem que dar.
- Sim.
513
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,794
- Você sabe, precisamos sair mais.
- Precisamos falar ao telefone
514
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:48,805
... Grupo de apoio e ou algo assim.
- Precisamos ir a um
clube de strip.
515
00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,431
Wait, wait, wait, now,
hold up, hold up, hold up.
516
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:52,337
Antes de vocês dois vão saltar
para o fundo do poço,
517
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,137
I know my sisters, all right?
518
00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,305
Todos vocês tem que fazer é apenas
fazer algo de bom para eles.
519
00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:02,350
Calvin, por que você tomou Kim
a um deles voar spots, cara?
520
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,854
Nice restaurant, let her relax a little bit.
521
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:09,151
E Harold, encontrar minha irmã um bom presente
de aniversário ou algo assim.
522
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:12,529
Presente de aniversário?
Como o quê?
O que você acha, então?
523
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,193
I don't know. Some flowers, something.
524
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,195
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna try that.
525
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,866
I can't believe
I'm taking advice from an 18-year-old.
526
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,633
Hey, hey, I know something
about them ladies. You see how I do.
527
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:26,774
I got two fighting over me right now.
528
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:28,671
Yes, you do.
529
00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,074
Hey, y'all smell that?
530
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,748
That's weed.
531
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:39,522
Tia Bam.
O que você está fazendo?
532
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,452
Yes.
533
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:47,420
What? I'm hunting wabbits.
What the hell y'all think I'm doing?
534
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,157
- Byron?
- Sim, senhora.
535
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:52,598
I think your baby mama's about to kill
your girlfriend.
536
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,600
What? Baby mama?
537
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,264
Yeah. Sounds like she got her
in a choke hold.
538
00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:58,001
- Tudo bem, Byron, é melhor você ...
- Não. ..
539
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:01,010
- Não, não, não, não!
- Byron.
540
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:06,808
Byron, como você vai me desrespeito por ter
um dos seus truques segurando meu bebê?
541
00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,351
Listen, we ain't together, okay?
542
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:09,943
You know what, where my money at, Byron?
543
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,391
Who are you calling a trick, retard?
544
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,794
Byron, você disse a ela sobre a
minha pontuação teste de QI?
545
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,022
For real? That's how you feel it?
546
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,996
- O que você está falando?
- Você me deixa doente.
547
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,692
You so ugly with your yellow self,
548
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,167
and you, start with me.
549
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,437
Go ahead, start with me. Jump, frog, jump.
550
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:32,708
You know what, Shirley, I know
you wanted me to come to this dinner,
551
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:36,406
but I really can't do this. I can't have
my baby around this trash, I got to go.
552
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,641
I really wanted you to stay for dinner.
553
00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:39,972
Mama?
554
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:43,680
No, Ms. Shirley, no. No, ma'am,
no ham, no turkey. Just let me go.
555
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:46,450
I already had a rough day at work
with some crazy old woman
556
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,685
that needs to be in jail, for real, though.
557
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:52,285
Speaking of jail,
I hear you're back on the streets, Byron.
558
00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:53,890
- O quê?
- Vendendo drogas.
559
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,295
You know what I'm talking about.
560
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,867
I wish.
561
00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:59,402
Mama, she's lying.
562
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,838
Well, then the whole block is lying,
Ms. Shirley.
563
00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,100
Don't listen to her, okay?
564
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,706
Look, she just wants you to be mad at me,
that's all.
565
00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,312
I just wanna know if I can get a dime bag.
566
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,007
Oh, God, I got to check on my biscuits,
see if my...
567
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:13,482
Oh, my God, what I got a lie for, Byron?
568
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,348
Stop. Stop. Stop.
569
00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,920
Girl... I swear to God!
570
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:23,988
Keep playing with me.
I'll have 5-O on your ass in 2.5 seconds.
571
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,491
I want my money.
572
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,292
How are you gonna give
this chick all this money
573
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:30,765
but you can't even give me
$300 for your son?
574
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,496
You're a trifling ass father, Byron.
575
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,299
- Parar. Pare com isso.
- Você foi um pai ass
insignificante, Byron.
576
00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,305
Listen. Hey, hey, hey.
577
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,773
Hey. Shut up! Be quiet!
578
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,640
Listen.
579
00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:43,213
- Cala essa boca.
- Por favor, obrigado.
580
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,777
You know I give you money every month.
581
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:49,479
Oh, my God, I'm so happy that I got
this little job at this little burger joint,
582
00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:52,417
because it looks like I'm gonna have to be
the man of this relationship, too.
583
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:56,358
We? Us? We ain't in no relationship. At all.
584
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,320
Never. Ever.
585
00:29:58,429 --> 00:29:59,794
Rapaz, você sabe que
você quer tudo isso,
586
00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:01,297
this almondy stuff.
587
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:04,093
Listen, can I get that dime bag, though?
588
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,061
- Tia Bam ...
- Oh, meu Deus.
589
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,934
I gotta get out of here. Let me go.
590
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:09,902
Come on. Your father don't want you.
But it's all right.
591
00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,669
We're gonna be all right. Excuse me.
592
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,879
- "Pai", com um "V"?
- Sim.
593
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:18,437
- "Faver," mãe ...
- Preste atenção a sua boca.
594
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,347
- Desculpe-me.
- Tudo bem. Mantê-lo andar.
595
00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,925
I did the best I could to raise you
and you're gonna do this again?
596
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,154
Mama, the girl is lying.
597
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,261
You are gonna go back to jail.
598
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,263
What is wrong with you, boy?
599
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:41,065
- Desde que seu pai morreu ...
- Olha, mamãe, ela
está mentindo.
600
00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:46,341
Look, if you don't believe me,
then I might as well go out here and do it.
601
00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:47,741
That's if you believe her.
602
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,211
Mama, I'm not selling no dope.
603
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,709
Mama, look at me.
604
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,578
I'm not doing nothing.
605
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,045
I wouldn't keep no secrets from you.
606
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,821
Just like you wouldn't
keep no secrets from me.
607
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:06,928
I get it.
608
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,894
You can believe it if you want to.
609
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,436
Renee!
610
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,167
We out.
611
00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,535
Shirley, look, look, look.
Look, look, look, look.
612
00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,771
Quick, look, look, look.
613
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,278
Mother, we're leaving, too.
I have to pick up my son from daycare.
614
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,318
Mama wants to have dinner with you.
I don't get...
615
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,444
You have dinner with her.
616
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,149
I'm sure there's enough for you
and your herd.
617
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:34,758
Girl, I will stump a mud hole
618
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:37,089
... Na sua skinny, bougie ...
- A lama ...
619
00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,490
- Mel ...
- Não me toque, Calvin.
620
00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,968
I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley. See ya.
621
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,339
- Tia Bam.
- Tudo bem.
622
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,704
Jiggle, jiggle, pull 'em apart.
623
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,706
You ain't had that happen in a long time,
have you?
624
00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:57,337
No, but... Tammy.
625
00:31:58,149 --> 00:31:59,343
Bye, Calvin.
626
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,782
I feel sorry for you
that you have to go home with that.
627
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,350
What's a mud hole? What is it?
628
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:05,816
Tia Bam, você está muito alto.
629
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,755
I would love to see that, I tell you.
630
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,888
Harold, H.J., Will, come on.
631
00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:13,487
Well, that went nice.
632
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,159
When am I gonna tell them
with them behaving that way?
633
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,930
Shirley, listen, I don't know,
we'll figure something out, baby, please.
634
00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:22,529
Mas eu quero 'em todos juntos para
que eu possa dizer a eles.
635
00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,699
You're gonna ruin my high, honey.
You're gonna ruin it. You're gonna ruin it.
636
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,004
I know you wanna tell 'em.
637
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,579
Hey, y'all, Mama wants y'all...
She's gonna tell y'all something.
638
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,149
Bam, você precisa parar
de fumar todos os que.
639
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,217
You need to smoke something.
640
00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:36,716
We've been arguing...
641
00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:41,255
- Cala essa boca.
- Tudo bem.
642
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:45,990
Now wait a second. All right? All right?
Okay. All of you be quiet.
643
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:48,731
Porque eu posso dizer
a verdade aqui.
644
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,334
We've got the results right here.
645
00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:55,563
Okay.
646
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,536
In the case of Baby DeShawn,
647
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,546
neither of you are the father.
648
00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:07,479
Lord, I knowed it, I knowed it.
I knowed that wasn't the daddy.
649
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,652
Mabel, get your big ass out the way.
You know it's fit for television.
650
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:14,054
That is trifling as hell.
How the hell she had all of them men
651
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,592
if she don't even know
who the baby daddy is?
652
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:19,060
Yeah.
You know who that remind me of? You.
653
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:23,161
You know you was a ho back in the day.
Yes, indeed.
654
00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:26,759
Mas você sabe, olha aqui, esse menino, ele
nem mesmo sabia que não era o seu bebê.
655
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,532
Prestando apoio à criança
de 18 anos.
656
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,766
Giving, two, three, four hundred dollars.
657
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,000
Four hundred dollars
he's giving that girl a month.
658
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,778
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna start a company.
659
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:39,974
For every baby daddy who has been through
some trouble with baby mamas.
660
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,886
I'm gonna call it, "1-800-Choke-That-Ho."
661
00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:46,450
How about 1-800-Choke-That-Ho?
662
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,282
That's a rap song, Mabel.
663
00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:50,290
1-800-Choke-Que-Ho.
664
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,052
Joe, shut up. Just shut up.
665
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,289
Mabel!
666
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:57,698
Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! Mabel!
667
00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:59,633
I'm right here, jackass!
668
00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:02,934
Mabel, I went to the doctor,
and they say I'm dying.
669
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,631
Mr. Brown, you are not dying.
670
00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:06,710
You had a colonoscopy
and they found a growth
671
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,506
and they wanted to
remove it and do a biopsy.
672
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,443
See, they wanna do a biopsy on me.
That means I'm dying.
673
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:12,738
They found a growth?
674
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,111
- Sim.
- Sim.
675
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,152
You had to go to the
doctor to find that out?
676
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,245
Hell, I'm looking at a growth
coming out of your shoes.
677
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,056
That's a good one, Mabel.
I see the growth, too.
678
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:25,594
Y'all laughing, but I
think I got the cancer.
679
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,129
You are the cancer!
680
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,998
Mabel, can you do something for me, baby?
681
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:31,759
- Sim. Sim.
- Faça uma coisa para mim.
682
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:33,698
Você pode apenas me abraçar
mais uma vez?
683
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,298
- Madea! Madea!
- Eu não posso ver.
684
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,501
Don't get up on me, touching me like that.
685
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,134
You didn't have to do that, Madea.
686
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:44,009
Mabel, you got big old man hands.
687
00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:46,407
E você não tem um nada
grande homem de idade.
688
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,178
That's a good one, baby.
689
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,318
You on a roll, girl. You on a roll.
690
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,088
What did the veterinarian say?
691
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,722
That girl said "the vet." She say "the vet."
692
00:34:56,828 --> 00:35:01,060
You is funny. You are the next Lenny Bruce.
You funny. You funny.
693
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,189
Madea, that is not funny.
694
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,461
What did the veterinarian say?
I'm sorry. Okay.
695
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,663
It's not funny.
Y'all laughing, but I think I see the light.
696
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,403
I see the light, too.
697
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,872
Hell, all them colors you got on,
you are the light.
698
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,940
Taste the rainbow.
You look like a pack of Skittles.
699
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,906
MC Lyte, Crayola light,
700
00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:20,915
Budweiser Light, luz jackass.
701
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,045
I know, I know it wasn't good, but I got it.
702
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:27,852
Madea, Uncle Joe, don't do that.
That is not nice.
703
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,223
Just say something nice to him for once.
704
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,820
I will say something nice to him for once.
705
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,826
Something nice to you for once.
706
00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,264
Madea!
707
00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:38,800
When I'm gone, they'll appreciate me.
708
00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:41,936
Tudo bem, nem sequer se preocupar com isso.
Você vai ficar bem.
Você vai ser ...
709
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,506
- Eu sou?
- Sim, Brown.
710
00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:47,704
Lots of people done had
to have colonoscopies.
711
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,006
You're supposed to get that done
712
00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:50,410
when you get to be a certain age, anyway.
713
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:51,504
You're gonna be all right.
714
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:52,844
It's good to get your rooter checked.
715
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,510
That's all right, Brown. That's all right,
Brown. You're gonna be fine.
716
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,485
Todos os cães vão para o céu.
717
00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:02,684
So, I know they have room for silverbacks.
718
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:05,560
That is so mean, Uncle Joe.
719
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,556
Funny.
720
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,928
- Madea.
- Ele é prateado também.
721
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,797
He's just...
722
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:17,873
Hey, y'all. Joe! Madea, Mabel.
723
00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:19,408
Hey, Bam.
724
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:20,736
Hey, Cora. Hey, Brown.
725
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,274
Hey, Bam.
726
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:25,177
Bam, eles dizer que
estou morrendo?
727
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,845
That's good to hear.
728
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,182
- O quê?
- Tia Bam, ele disse
que está morrendo.
729
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,712
Oh, sorry.
730
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:34,685
Help me.
731
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:42,964
What brings you by here, honey?
732
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,532
Shirley and her kids.
733
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:45,994
How's she doing?
734
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,634
Not good. Not good at all.
735
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,907
Help me. Help me.
736
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,269
You need to help her with her kids.
737
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,780
- Não, filho. Não, não, não.
- Eles fora de controle.
738
00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:01,482
I don't know why folks
wanna run to the elders
739
00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,110
after their children get out of control,
740
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,486
when the elders be telling them all along
y'all need to get these children straight.
741
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:09,458
Now that they're grown and out of control,
they want some help from us.
742
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,791
I'm sorry, honey. We have
two different styles of raising children.
743
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,762
She like to pray, I like to punch.
744
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,730
We can't do that.
She's my favorite niece and all,
745
00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:18,734
but no, child,
I'm not fittin' to get into that. No.
746
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,264
Help me.
747
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,641
Abortar, aborta.
Evacuar. Abortar, evacuar.
748
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,369
- O quê?
- Mabel, ela precisa de
sua ajuda, querida.
749
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:29,604
Pode não trazer ninguém de uma família
juntos, como você pode.
750
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,077
E não pode comer um bife
ninguém como você pode.
751
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,547
E não pode fazer ninguém me como Jesus.
Ajude-me. Ajude-me.
752
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:41,756
Help me. Help me, please.
Somebody. Somebody, anybody...
753
00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:43,622
- Joe, o que há de errado com você?
- Alguém me ajude.
754
00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:45,628
What is wrong with you, fool?
755
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:46,819
Y'all don't hear that?
756
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,493
- Ouvi o quê?
- Ouvi o quê?
757
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,267
That's the floor. It's talking. Listen.
758
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,938
Help me.
759
00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:59,237
It's saying that 'cause it got all y'all
big asses standing on that floor.
760
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,481
- São eles.
- Joe.
761
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:07,348
It's the truth.
Them floor joints is screaming...
762
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,282
- Eles estão gritando como ...
- Cala essa boca,
Joe, cale a boca.
763
00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:13,888
Don't shake like that, Mabel.
764
00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:16,687
Hell, all that cellulite,
and look like you got hail damage
765
00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,921
all over your legs when you shake.
Don't do that.
766
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,255
These stretch marks
is a road map to heaven.
767
00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:25,233
You follow this GPS, it's gonna take you
somewhere you ain't never been before.
768
00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:29,572
Your stretch marks about to make me...
I got to throw up.
769
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:32,741
You about to throw up
that cancer in your back.
770
00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:34,367
Get it all out, get it
all out, let him use you.
771
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,638
Mabel, please. Please help Shirley.
772
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:40,081
Does Shirley know you're over here?
773
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,618
Well, she'll be fine with it.
774
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,111
She'll be fine with it.
775
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,018
Give me all their addresses and I will
go by there and try to help them.
776
00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:48,915
Thank you. Yes!
777
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,052
- Você não vai me segurar ...
- Apenas cala a boca!
778
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,425
What the hell's wrong with you, Brown?
779
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,931
Talking about somebody...
Don't nobody wanna hold you here.
780
00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,933
Your mama didn't even wanna hold you
when you was born.
781
00:38:58,035 --> 00:39:00,094
I don't know what the hell
you always got something.
782
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:02,069
You working on my damn nerves.
783
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,134
Heller?
784
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,569
Hold on. Joe, your bookie on the phone.
785
00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:11,214
I'll be damned if I come up in there
on that floor.
786
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,146
That floor getting ready to cave in.
787
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:17,084
The termites are saying, "Evacuate, run.
Everybody, man your battle stations.
788
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,122
"Sai fora, sai fora. É ..."
789
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,084
Come get the phone.
790
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:25,693
Whoever that is, they're gonna have
to call me back, 'cause I ain't stupid.
791
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,128
If I walk up in there,
that floor is gonna just go.
792
00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:30,631
Porque eu estou a pena que vai
quebrar a espinha do camelo,
793
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,929
Porque vocês que matar camelo.
794
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,696
Todos eles juntas está
prestes a pressão.
795
00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:37,740
The termites getting ready to run
from out of here, they're saying,
796
00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:40,208
"Evacuar! Abortar! Abortar!"
797
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:43,844
The termites screaming, "Abort, abort!
798
00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:46,580
"Como essas bundas gordas vão
cair através do telhado."
799
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:48,985
- O quê?
- Cale a boca, idiota.
Cale a boca.
800
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:50,912
Shut up.
801
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:55,991
How's it looking, Doctor?
802
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,654
I'm sorry.
803
00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:03,197
No need to be sorry.
804
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,128
Is there anything I can do?
805
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,061
How long do I have?
806
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:11,165
Four, maybe six weeks.
807
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:14,176
E se continuarmos com a
uimioterapia, talvez mais.
808
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:19,481
Well, thank God for the days I have had.
809
00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:23,885
You're the most amazing patient
I've ever had, Ms. Shirley.
810
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,583
Sempre sorrindo.
Sempre vendo o lado bom.
811
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:31,027
Well, living for God is the bright side.
812
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:35,028
E, doutor, Deus o abençoe
por toda sua ajuda.
813
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:39,834
I brought you these brownies.
Bam loves these.
814
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,095
Thank you.
815
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,697
E não seja tão triste.
816
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,734
I'm going to be fine.
817
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,812
Calvin, eu lhe pedi para vê-lo.
818
00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:53,249
CJ, por que você deixa cair que
quando eu lhe disse que não?
819
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,045
Don't do that again, okay?
820
00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,144
No more. Play with this. Here.
821
00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:01,224
CJ, você está bem?
Você está bem?
Você vai ficar bem.
822
00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:03,589
Don't baby him while I'm talking to him.
He needs to learn.
823
00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:06,162
To learn what? He's 18 months, Kimberly.
824
00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:09,596
- Eu odeio quando você faz isso, Calvin, eu odeio isso.
- Ele é um bebê.
825
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,600
E ele vai acabar como
filhos de Tammy.
826
00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,670
- Não, ele não é.
- Sim, ele é.
827
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:18,167
You show me no respect,
do you know that? None.
828
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,237
Babe, ouvir, eu m
strar-lhe respeito.
829
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:25,941
Mas você está errado e você não deveria
estar gritando com ele assim.
830
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,847
Like the way you yell at your family.
831
00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:29,416
I mean, what is up with that?
832
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,351
What's going on with you and your sister?
833
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:32,547
I don't wanna talk about her.
834
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,724
No, no. Something goes on every time
you're around your family.
835
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,115
Drop it.
836
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,963
I'm getting really tired of this, Kimberly.
Really tired.
837
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,889
Well, that makes two of us.
838
00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:43,795
I think we need to see a marriage counselor.
839
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,728
I'm not going to any counselor.
840
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,603
So you're not interested
in trying to fix this.
841
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,499
Fix what? Tell me, what's broken?
842
00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:58,109
Well, I guess if you don't know,
then we don't need to see one.
843
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,155
Who left these dishes in the sink?
844
00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:07,224
H.J.
845
00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,087
No, I didn't. Daddy left them.
846
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:12,226
Oh, you wait until he gets home.
847
00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:15,162
You're gonna get it for lying on Daddy.
848
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:16,528
You better shut up.
849
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:18,167
I'm not a maid, you know.
850
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,566
You look like one.
851
00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:24,065
Come wash these plates, H.J.,
and I'm not playing.
852
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,904
I don't feel like washing them plates.
Tammy, leave me alone.
853
00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,180
- Rapaz, eu poderia te machucar às vezes.
- Blá, blá, blá.
854
00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:31,814
Daddy's right. You nag too much.
855
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:33,449
- Ele disse isso?
- Sim.
856
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,520
He said you don't cook right,
it be burnt all the time.
857
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,423
- Ei, cara.
- Que se passa, punk-burro?
858
00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,827
Did you bring me something home?
859
00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,862
- Você fez sua lição de casa?
- Não, tolo.
860
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,934
Then I didn't bring you nothing home.
861
00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,366
- Onde está sua mãe?
- Em sua pele.
862
00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:58,065
When you jump out, she jump in.
863
00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,144
- Mexa-se! Você desligá-lo.
- Porra.
864
00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:05,438
Tammy, it's our anniversary, baby.
865
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:08,281
Good God.
866
00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:11,544
Happy anniversary, baby.
867
00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:15,116
You think I want some flowers you just
picked up on the side of the road?
868
00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:18,524
Não é nenhum pensamento posto em que, Harold.
"Feliz aniversário".
869
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,688
Why would I wanna spend
an anniversary with you?
870
00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:22,857
There's nothing happy about the years
we've been together.
871
00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,065
Tammy, I'm trying.
872
00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:26,693
Yeah, I'm trying, too.
873
00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:28,431
I'm trying to get the hell away from you.
874
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,673
E por que você deixar os pratos na
pia lá antes que você deixou?
875
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,677
What? I didn't leave no plates.
876
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,372
E você disse que eu nossos
filhos nag demais?
877
00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:40,047
- Tammy.
- Cale a boca, eu estou falando.
878
00:43:40,484 --> 00:43:42,349
- Mas, I. ..
- Eu não sei por que diabos
879
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:46,116
after I go to work all day
I got to come home and clean up after you.
880
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,424
Tammy, you need to have these boys
help you clean up around here.
881
00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:50,152
Didn't I tell you I was talking?
882
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,722
Okay? What is wrong with you?
883
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:55,558
Posso responder a isso?
884
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,633
That is a question, Harold.
885
00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,701
Never mind. Just leave me the hell alone.
886
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,541
Will you at least take the flowers?
887
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:13,577
- Oh, meu Deus, ele simplesmente me cortou.
- Deixe-me ver.
888
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:17,450
See? See? See? See?
That's what it is. That's what it is.
889
00:44:18,288 --> 00:44:19,482
What did I do to you?
890
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,951
Don't start all that whining.
891
00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,456
Look, I just want us
to spend some time together.
892
00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:26,222
No, I'm going to bed.
893
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,697
Keep your stuff in your pants. Good night.
894
00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,260
I don't wanna hear your voice.
895
00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:33,499
Shut up.
896
00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:37,099
Tammy...
897
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,041
Happy anniversary, Tammy.
898
00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:45,813
Boy, abra a porta.
Pessoas que procuram
as suas janelas.
899
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:47,739
"Fique quieto."
900
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,614
You always trying to tell me to be quiet.
901
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,846
I swear,
you're getting on my nerves with that.
902
00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:53,115
What? Are you serious?
903
00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:54,247
You really have me sneaking
904
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,791
... Através da casa de sua mãe novamente.
- Pare! Pare! Pare!
905
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:57,861
I don't like this. Let my hand go.
906
00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:59,223
- Menina ...
- O quê?
907
00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:00,819
You better hush your mouth.
908
00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:02,831
Take me to a hotel with your cheap ass.
909
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,491
- Eu não tenho dinheiro para nenhum hotel.
- Claro que não.
910
00:45:04,601 --> 00:45:06,125
You don't have money for a hotel,
to buy me shoes
911
00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:07,294
... Ou qualquer outra coisa para essa matéria.
- Fique quieto!
912
00:45:07,404 --> 00:45:08,803
- Você está me dando nos nervos maldita.
- Pare com isso.
913
00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:10,305
Why you got to... Pain in the ass.
914
00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:11,374
Shut up.
915
00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:14,904
- Cheira mal aqui.
- Fique quieto.
916
00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:17,307
Look, do you love me?
917
00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:18,847
Yes, I guess.
918
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,050
Tudo bem então. Ficar comigo.
919
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:23,981
You work at a warehouse.
What am I supposed to do with that?
920
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,155
I don't know. How about you get a job?
921
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:30,326
If I got to get a J-A-B,
you ain't getting N-U-N.
922
00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:32,289
Yes, you heard me.
923
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:33,488
See, when I first met you,
924
00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:35,030
I told you that I needed to be kept.
925
00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,459
You're not keeping me.
926
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,998
- Olha, Renee.
- O quê? É apenas uma gota.
Eu não entendo.
927
00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:42,930
No. The answer's no.
928
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,868
- Tudo bem.
- Sim.
929
00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,976
Look, how about you be quiet
before you wake my mama up.
930
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,571
You're so worried about me
waking your mama up,
931
00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:54,878
look like the police are about to.
932
00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:55,952
What?
933
00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,157
Damn!
934
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,924
Oh, this is so ghetto.
935
00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,761
- Byron Watkins?
- Sim.
936
00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:13,262
Put your hands behind your back.
We have a warrant for your arrest.
937
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:15,395
- Para quê?
- O que ele está
sendo preso por?
938
00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,598
- O que está acontecendo?
- O que eu fiz?
939
00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:18,641
- Venha conosco, senhor.
- Mamãe, eu não fiz nada, ok?
940
00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:21,643
- Minha senhora, por favor, volte dentro de casa.
- Espere um minuto.
Espere um minuto.
941
00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:23,178
Officers, wait a minute.
942
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,511
- Ele nem mesmo vender drogas não mais.
- Oh, abafar todas as
drogas sobre eles.
943
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,581
What are you doing here?
944
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,331
Hi. I've been calling you.
945
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:51,068
Mother, what are you doing here this late?
How did you get here?
946
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,506
On the bus.
947
00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:54,871
The bus?
948
00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:57,141
Mama, there are no buses
in this neighborhood.
949
00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:01,078
Well, I rode it as close as I could get,
then I walked the rest of the way.
950
00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:03,076
What's going on?
951
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,918
- Byron foi preso.
- Outra vez?
952
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,451
Yes, and I need bail money for him.
953
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,892
No. Mama, I'm not giving you any money.
954
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:15,487
If Byron wants to walk around here
selling dope, I can't stop him.
955
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:17,294
He was not selling dope.
956
00:47:17,534 --> 00:47:18,626
Then what was he arrested for?
957
00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:20,498
I don't know, but it wasn't that.
958
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:22,063
How do you know, Mama?
959
00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:26,401
I looked into his eyes. A mother knows.
960
00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:30,072
A mãe sabe.
961
00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:34,906
Mama, I'm sorry,
but I'm not giving you any money.
962
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,113
Just use my house, then, as collateral.
963
00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:40,455
It's already paid for.
964
00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:42,692
Yes, it is, but I just paid it off again.
965
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,889
Do you remember all the debt
from the second mortgage
966
00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,552
and getting him the lawyer the last time?
967
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,496
- Ele não está mentindo.
- Ele era antes.
968
00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:51,928
- Sra. Shirley.
- Volte para a cama, Calvin.
969
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,265
Ms. Shirley, come on inside.
What are you doing outside?
970
00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:56,996
- Eu só estava ...
- Dinheiro.
971
00:47:57,474 --> 00:48:00,307
Byron foi preso e ela
quer dinheiro.
972
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:02,970
I'm sorry. How did you get here?
973
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,371
On the bus. Can you help...
974
00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:07,848
Look, Mama,
I told you I'm not giving you any money.
975
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,112
- Kimberly.
- Fique fora disso, Calvin.
976
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,885
Let me put some clothes on.
We'll go down there and bail him out.
977
00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:15,959
Oh, really, with what?
978
00:48:17,294 --> 00:48:20,786
Gosh, you are just going to disrespect me
and my wishes again?
979
00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:22,056
That's your mother, girl.
980
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,661
What are you going to do,
let her walk home?
981
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:29,628
Well, she did find a way to get here.
I'm sure she can find her way back.
982
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:33,767
You are something else.
983
00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,473
I don't know why she treats me that way.
984
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:39,873
I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley.
985
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,885
Tudo que eu sempre tentei fazer
foi amá-la, você sabe.
986
00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:49,215
Oh, it's okay. Don't
cry, don't cry. It's okay.
987
00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:51,456
I'm just tired, Calvin.
988
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,792
I'm just so tired.
989
00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,802
- Cora, eu não quero ir.
- Mr. Brown ...
990
00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:01,393
Cora, you can't make me go, no way.
991
00:49:01,505 --> 00:49:05,066
Tudo bem, Mr.
Brown, ouvir, vamos torná-lo
o mais confortável possível.
992
00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,608
Cora, you don't have to let him
do this to me.
993
00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:08,837
You're gonna be all right, Mr. Brown.
994
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:09,913
I ain't gonna be all right.
995
00:49:10,013 --> 00:49:11,640
You go in there and they tell you
it's gonna be all right,
996
00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,409
... Você acorda morto.
- Oh, não ...
997
00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:14,745
Y'all kill people in here.
998
00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:16,478
Have anybody ever died in here?
999
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,485
- Exatamente. Cora, não faça isso comigo, por favor!
- Acalme-se, Mr. Brown.
1000
00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:23,388
- Cora, diga Madea ... Diga Madea eu a amo.
- Eu vou.
1001
00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:27,054
- Ok, Cora, diga Madea Eu vou sentir saudades dela.
- Tudo bem, Mr. Brown.
1002
00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:29,098
- Por favor, Cora, rogai por seu pai.
- Eu, Mr. Brown.
1003
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:30,894
- Ore por seu pai.
- Eu estou rezando
por você agora.
1004
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:33,299
- Não deixá-lo fazer ... Ore por seu pai.
- Eu estou rezando por você.
1005
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,495
Pray for your dad
1006
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:36,572
I'm praying.
1007
00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:38,800
Pray for your daddy
1008
00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:41,207
- Cora, orar. Cantá-la.
- Eu estou rezando.
1009
00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,835
Pray for your daddy
1010
00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,147
Bam, é isso que eu não entendo.
Quando você começou
a ir à igreja?
1011
00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:47,648
Look, I had to go to church.
1012
00:49:47,751 --> 00:49:49,685
Bam, volta no dia usamos para
compartilhar o centavo.
1013
00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:53,449
We used to steal, kill, rob and stab
and now you run to the church house.
1014
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:54,986
Yes, I had to.
1015
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,821
Child, I ran up in that church house...
1016
00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:57,894
Stop that lying.
1017
00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,395
What? I ain't even told you the whole
story yet.
1018
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:01,794
You done told three lies
1019
00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:05,299
just that quick, talking about "I ran up."
You're lying.
1020
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:07,165
You ain't run up nowhere.
1021
00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,568
Look, everybody need run up in here
from this house.
1022
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:12,767
These people, they're just a
mess up in here. It's just awful.
1023
00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,741
I got about $200 I can let y'all borrow.
1024
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,779
Cerca de US $ 200, eu vou lá
e colocá-lo em seu livro
1025
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,110
or give y'all for bail,
but you can't get it till the 1st.
1026
00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:20,638
Não pode obtê-lo até o primeiro?
1027
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:21,718
Got to get it on the 1st.
1028
00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:23,944
Well, we need it today, but it's okay.
It's all right.
1029
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,749
We'll take what we can get, hon.
1030
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,950
Mas eu estava apenas esperando que Kimberly
seria apenas dar tudo para ela.
1031
00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:30,718
That thing's still mean as hell, ain't she?
1032
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,360
Mean as a junkyard dog.
1033
00:50:33,897 --> 00:50:37,060
E ouvir, os meninos Tammy estão fora de controle.
Maneira fora de controle.
1034
00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:39,527
- Sério?
- Só se comportando mal.
1035
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:41,035
- Apenas horrível.
- Eu preciso encontrá-los.
1036
00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:42,936
Byron mama do bebê.
1037
00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:47,733
She's just ghetto. Real ghetto.
And then her voice just drives you crazy.
1038
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,478
I don't know why she be doing
all that whining and carrying on.
1039
00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:54,049
She's just crazy.
1040
00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:57,378
I told Shirley, I said, "Let me talk
to them children," long, long time ago.
1041
00:50:57,487 --> 00:50:59,421
She saying,
"No, I'm just gonna pray for them."
1042
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,218
The Bible say, "Faith without work is dead."
1043
00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:03,224
You got to do more than just pray
for them children, don't you?
1044
00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:04,759
- Você faz.
- Você tem que bater o
inferno fora deles.
1045
00:51:04,861 --> 00:51:06,351
- Isso é o que você tem que fazer.
- Os cristãos ...
1046
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:07,485
The Christians need to know that.
1047
00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:09,656
That's right. From the top, from the top.
1048
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,698
- Ding, há o Senhor.
- Sim. Sim.
1049
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,464
- Hey, Shirley. O que é que você está fazendo, menina?
- Hey, Madea.
1050
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:19,007
- Obtenha aqui e sentar-se.
- O que você está fazendo aqui?
1051
00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,737
- Como você está?
- Oh, justo média.
1052
00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:24,171
Fair to middling.
1053
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,771
Bam lhe disse, não é?
1054
00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:29,516
She got you $200 that she's gonna
bring by on the 1st. Is it 1st?
1055
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:30,743
On the 1st. On the 1st.
1056
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,446
- Na primeira?
- Porque eu não vou tê-lo
até o primeiro.
1057
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,087
Mas o que Kimberly dizer?
1058
00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:38,952
Well, did she give you some money for him?
1059
00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:42,825
No. She won't even let me borrow
on my own house.
1060
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:44,825
Well, I called Harold and Tammy.
1061
00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:47,868
- Eles não têm dinheiro.
- Você está certo.
Eles não têm dinheiro.
1062
00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:48,938
No, nothing.
1063
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,596
Don't you get all worked up
about this, Shirley.
1064
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,709
- Você não fazê-lo. Você não fazê-lo.
- Oh, Senhor, meus filhos.
1065
00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,210
That's all right, honey. You done raised
them children the best you can.
1066
00:51:56,313 --> 00:51:58,508
Let me tell you something,
parents shouldn't be putting themselves
1067
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:00,708
on no guilt trip
after you done raised the child.
1068
00:52:00,984 --> 00:52:03,214
That's what they were supposed...
You're supposed to raise that child.
1069
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,413
You get them to a place where they grown
and get the hell out
1070
00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:06,819
and take care of their own damn self.
1071
00:52:06,923 --> 00:52:08,151
That's what the children need to do.
1072
00:52:08,258 --> 00:52:09,589
You done did that.
That's your responsibility.
1073
00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:10,682
You did the best you could.
1074
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,091
Don't get worked up about no damn child.
1075
00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:14,186
Hell, no. You did the best you could.
1076
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,457
- Você não fez o melhor que podia?
- Sim.
1077
00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:16,623
Then that's all that matters.
1078
00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:18,792
I know, I know. But I just feel, you know.
1079
00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:21,304
I feel like you need to let that go.
1080
00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:23,395
Well, anyway, we couldn't get him out.
1081
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:25,467
They wouldn't tell us anything.
1082
00:52:25,575 --> 00:52:28,169
They wouldn't even tell us
what he was arrested for.
1083
00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:29,843
That what the po-po do.
They don't tell you nothing.
1084
00:52:29,946 --> 00:52:33,746
Calvin vai voltar lá com um
dos amigos de seu advogado.
1085
00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:37,445
- Oh, oh. Será que vocês chamam de trabalho de Byron?
- Sim. Eu chamei-os bastardos.
1086
00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:39,649
- O que eles disseram?
- Eles se livraram dele.
1087
00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:42,623
- Eles são bastardos. Eles são bastardos.
- Eu odeio isso. Eu odeio ele.
1088
00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:45,823
Bam, você sabe, eu
preciso lhe dizer.
1089
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:47,658
I'm so tired. I'm running out of time.
1090
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:48,991
Why don't you just let me call them?
1091
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,794
No, no. I don't want you to call.
1092
00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:51,993
I wanna tell them.
1093
00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:55,571
I want them to all be together
and I wanna tell them at the same time.
1094
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,470
I wanna sit down at a nice dinner
and then I'm gonna tell them.
1095
00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:00,839
You've been saying that you want
to tell them at the same time,
1096
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:01,911
you wanna have dinner...
1097
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,138
Bam, eu entendo isso.
1098
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,448
You want all your children
so they can comfort each other, Bam,
1099
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:06,516
when she tells them the bad news.
1100
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:08,106
That's all right, honey. That's all right.
1101
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:10,413
Mas, Shirley, deixe-me ajudá-lo
a essas crianças por aqui.
1102
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:12,279
- Oh, por favor.
- Posso ajudá-lo?
1103
00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:16,157
They will be here at dinner at 6:00.
Have dinner ready.
1104
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,760
- Hoje?
- Hoje. Isso mesmo.
1105
00:53:17,894 --> 00:53:19,486
How are you going to get them over here?
1106
00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:21,358
See, y'all Christians is something.
1107
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:22,624
Y'all gonna pull out that Bible,
1108
00:53:22,732 --> 00:53:26,224
but y'all don't know which prescripture
to use for which situation.
1109
00:53:26,336 --> 00:53:28,270
You've got to find the right prescripture.
1110
00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:30,532
There's a prescripture that says,
1111
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,835
"Que os remidos do Senhor
dizer isso."
1112
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:34,342
- Sim.
- Você foi redimido pelo Senhor?
1113
00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:35,945
- Sim.
- Isso mesmo.
1114
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,604
So if you've been redeemed by the Lord
1115
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:40,577
and somebody does something to you
that you don't like, even your kids,
1116
00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:42,777
you can beat the hell out of them
and just say, "So?"
1117
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:43,853
So that's what I'm gonna do.
1118
00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:45,444
I'm gonna beat the hell out of them
and say, "So?"
1119
00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:48,319
E eu vou trazê-los aqui porque você foi redimido.
Eu sou.
1120
00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:49,722
You know what?
1121
00:53:49,826 --> 00:53:51,521
- Faz sentido, não é? Deus é bom.
- Faz sentido.
1122
00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:52,856
Hallelujer. Hallelujer.
1123
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,157
- Aleluia.
- Hallelujer!
1124
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,293
- Obrigado, cara.
- Isso é o que a família é para.
1125
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:00,830
- Você está bem?
- Sim, o homem.
1126
00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:03,235
I just got to get to
work, though, that's all.
1127
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:06,036
- Venha, vou lhe deixar.
- Byron! Byron!
1128
00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:09,072
Just keep walking.
1129
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,943
- Então, como foi sua noite na cadeia, Byron?
- Apenas continue andando.
1130
00:54:14,684 --> 00:54:17,244
I've been waiting for them to bail you out.
Hey, Calvin.
1131
00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:18,514
Hey, Sabrina.
1132
00:54:18,622 --> 00:54:21,591
You better get to work.
You gonna lose that little job.
1133
00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:24,256
You know what? You damn right.
1134
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:27,524
Porque significa que você
não vai ter nada de mais.
1135
00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,292
I bet I will.
1136
00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:31,498
- Byron, vamos lá.
- Não, não. Não, espere.
1137
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:34,894
Sabrina, come on.
What are you messing with me for, huh?
1138
00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:36,296
I'm trying.
1139
00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:39,534
Then what, you're gonna throw me in jail
over some back child support?
1140
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,210
Where that little trick Renee at?
1141
00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:44,541
Come on, you gotta get to work.
1142
00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:46,649
Work? He ain't really working.
1143
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,684
He's gonna lose that little job anyway.
1144
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,912
Then he's gonna be back on the streets,
selling dope,
1145
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:52,784
and I better have my money then.
1146
00:54:52,889 --> 00:54:53,947
- Vamos ...
- Vamos.
1147
00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:56,885
Bye. Byron ...
1148
00:54:58,662 --> 00:55:00,527
I can't take it no more, man.
1149
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:04,498
Look, I got to deal with Renee on one ear,
I got to deal with Sabrina on the other.
1150
00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:07,293
Byron, ouvir, não deixe que essas
meninas se você cruzou para cima.
1151
00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:09,730
You got to think about your son.
1152
00:55:10,573 --> 00:55:13,098
You're doing good, man. You hear me?
1153
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:16,378
- Apenas fique reta.
- Estou tentando, cara.
1154
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,322
Throw your hands up.
1155
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,160
Hey, Harold.
1156
00:55:34,564 --> 00:55:37,397
Hey, Ms. Madea. All right,
what's wrong with your car now?
1157
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,467
Nothing.
1158
00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:41,261
- Para real?
- Nada há de errado
com ele em tudo,
1159
00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:43,737
except the other day I went out there
and put my foot on the gas
1160
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,637
and the trunk opened.
What the hell is that, Harold?
1161
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,170
You are trifling as hell.
1162
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:49,905
I'm so tired of bringing my damn car
up in here for you to fix.
1163
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,742
I am not bringing it to you no more.
Do you understand?
1164
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:52,815
Not ever again.
1165
00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:54,747
Every time I go out there in the morning
I try to start my car,
1166
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,513
do you know what happens?
Do you know what happens, Harold?
1167
00:55:57,921 --> 00:55:59,513
It don't start. I have to pray.
1168
00:55:59,622 --> 00:56:01,783
You know God don't like me.
You know he don't like me.
1169
00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:05,486
Todo o inferno que eu fiz na minha vida, você sabe
que ele não gosta de mim em tudo, o inferno.
1170
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:07,023
- Tudo bem. Deixe-me lidar com isso.
- Não, sentar-se.
1171
00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:09,098
Do what you do best. Sit down.
Just stay right where...
1172
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,633
Just plant your ass
right there in that chair.
1173
00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:13,794
Every time I come here,
you're sitting in that chair.
1174
00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:15,894
People waiting on their car,
you're sitting in that chair.
1175
00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:17,973
You're supposed to be changing oil,
you're sitting in that chair.
1176
00:56:18,074 --> 00:56:19,439
You're supposed to be changing
the windshield wiper blade,
1177
00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:20,566
you're sitting in that chair.
1178
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:22,406
Supposed to wash a car,
you're sitting in that chair.
1179
00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:24,139
Let me tell you something,
when you die, tell them people
1180
00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:27,045
to bury you on your stomach
to give your ass a break.
1181
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,778
Where is your wife?
1182
00:56:32,088 --> 00:56:33,112
In here, Madea.
1183
00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,921
- Oh, hey, Tammy. Como você está fazendo?
- Oi, Madea.
1184
00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:39,324
I don't know how you married
that bastard, Lord.
1185
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,228
I ain't seen your kids
since they were five years old.
1186
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,061
What you been feeding
that big pumpkin over there?
1187
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,293
Look like he been eating hay.
1188
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,529
E parece que você andou comendo
no jardim zoológico.
1189
00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:48,862
H. J...
1190
00:56:49,205 --> 00:56:51,139
Oh, it's like that. He's just going...
1191
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:55,302
- Gostaria de ... Eu sou apenas ...
- O que o traz por, Madea?
1192
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:58,343
- É seu carro agindo para cima?
- Meu carro está bom.
1193
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,276
Oh, okay.
1194
00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:03,352
Your mother told me to come over
and be nice to all the children.
1195
00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:06,454
She said she's having a dinter
tonight at 6:00,
1196
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,421
and she want all of y'all
to come over and eat.
1197
00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:10,318
We were just over there. What's going on?
1198
00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:12,686
Nothing. She wants to see all of y'all.
1199
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:15,390
Me and Harold can't loan her
no more money, Madea.
1200
00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:16,556
I mean, we're struggling.
1201
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:18,925
Child, I know you're struggling.
I'm looking at the top of your head.
1202
00:57:19,035 --> 00:57:21,333
I see struggle written all over
that new growth.
1203
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,373
It is like a miracle just spelling it out
across the top of your head.
1204
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,198
Your mama want all of y'all
to come over there.
1205
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,539
Now, that's all I'm supposed to say.
Y'all be there, bring the kids...
1206
00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:30,813
- Eu não vou.
- Você não vai?
1207
00:57:31,981 --> 00:57:33,278
Yes, you are.
1208
00:57:34,951 --> 00:57:36,976
I said, I ain't going, Tammy.
1209
00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:42,457
Okay. You're gonna let them
talk to you like that, Tammy?
1210
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,616
Don't worry, Madea. He's just a kid.
1211
00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:48,356
Just kids end up being just adults
who are in just damn jail.
1212
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,797
Don't let no child talk to you like that,
Tammy, that's...
1213
00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:53,835
Yeah, okay. I have a customer.
Don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be right back.
1214
00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,494
- Bem, vá em frente e lidar com isso então.
- Tudo bem.
1215
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:56,730
I'm gonna talk to the boys.
1216
00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:00,808
What are you looking at, old lady?
1217
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:04,235
Come on... Hey...
1218
00:58:06,115 --> 00:58:07,377
Stop hitting me, old lady.
1219
00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:16,984
I don't wanna have this conversation
with you again.
1220
00:58:17,093 --> 00:58:18,390
Do you understand, son?
1221
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,356
I see you learn fast.
1222
00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:22,329
Now look here.
1223
00:58:22,765 --> 00:58:26,030
You young folks are so damn disrespectful.
You're not gonna disrespect me.
1224
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:28,262
I come from the school where you said,
"Yes, ma'am. No, ma'am."
1225
00:58:28,371 --> 00:58:30,168
"Sim, senhor.
Não, senhor." Você mostrou
um pouco de respeito,
1226
00:58:30,273 --> 00:58:31,968
or you got your teeth
knocked out of your mouth.
1227
00:58:32,075 --> 00:58:33,770
Do you understand me?
I can't stand young folks
1228
00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:35,003
sitting around at the bus stop,
1229
00:58:35,111 --> 00:58:37,375
got old people sitting there,
they're cussing, pants hanging off.
1230
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,469
You're gonna show me some respect.
1231
00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,776
I got silver hair,
but I also have silver bullets.
1232
00:58:40,884 --> 00:58:41,976
Do you want one of them?
1233
00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:45,283
Now, when a lady walk here
you say, "Heller." Heller?
1234
00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:46,650
- Heller.
- Heller!
1235
00:58:46,756 --> 00:58:47,950
- Heller.
- Heller!
1236
00:58:48,057 --> 00:58:49,115
Heller.
1237
00:58:49,225 --> 00:58:51,216
You be disrespectful again,
I'm gonna beat your ass.
1238
00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:56,053
I'm gonna beat your ass till you ain't gonna
have nothing but legs running up your back.
1239
00:58:56,165 --> 00:58:58,224
Do you hear me?
You're just gonna have legs, no more ass.
1240
00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:00,461
Porque eu vou vencê-lo.
Você está me ouvindo, menino?
1241
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:05,507
- Obrigado yer. Obrigado yer.
- Obrigado yer.
1242
00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:07,041
Good afternoot.
1243
00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:09,008
- Bom afternoot.
- Você está Welker.
1244
00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:11,273
- Você está Welker.
- Sim, você parece
muito bom agora.
1245
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,406
- Vou para casa.
- Adeus, senhora.
1246
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,740
That's wonderful.
1247
00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,820
Thought you was going to be slow,
like your daddy.
1248
00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:19,013
- Bye, Madea.
- Vejo você mais tarde.
1249
00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:20,180
Bye-bye, Madea.
1250
00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:21,621
Bye, Harold. Você larva.
1251
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,692
Why is you face red, H. J?
1252
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,489
You constipated?
1253
00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:31,129
Where were you, Byron?
1254
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:34,067
- Olha, eu posso explicar, tudo bem?
- Eu estou ouvindo.
1255
00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:35,330
Look, I got arrested.
1256
00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:38,371
- Ouça, ouça. Não é o que você acha, ok?
- Tudo bem.
1257
00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:40,374
Just a little back child
support. That was it.
1258
00:59:40,476 --> 00:59:41,670
Look, it wasn't even my fault.
1259
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:44,778
Take some responsibility, son.
It is your fault, all right?
1260
00:59:44,881 --> 00:59:46,508
Life ain't happening just to you.
1261
00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:50,278
Your choices, they have consequences.
I'm sorry.
1262
00:59:51,821 --> 00:59:54,085
Mr. Mills, look, I need this job. Please!
1263
00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,623
You didn't act like you needed this job.
1264
00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:58,090
You were supposed to be here at 6:00 a.m.
1265
00:59:58,361 --> 00:59:59,760
Look, I'm sorry.
1266
01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:04,757
Please! Please! Come on.
Don't do this to me now.
1267
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,798
Who's the only person that gave me a shot
when I got out?
1268
01:00:09,038 --> 01:00:13,338
Your chances with me, they've run out.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to let you go.
1269
01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:15,036
You're fired.
1270
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:19,378
So what am I supposed to do now? Huh?
1271
01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:20,707
Take up track.
1272
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,147
Por uma questão de fato, a prática agora.
Executado em até fora daqui.
1273
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:27,383
Damn, man!
1274
01:00:27,924 --> 01:00:29,755
Look, I ain't say nothing about soccer.
1275
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:33,618
Look, you better be glad I'm two classes
away from being baptized.
1276
01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:37,060
Todos vocês voltar lá.
Não fique para trás.
1277
01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:41,631
- Ei, menino.
- Hey, Madea.
1278
01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:44,536
Lord, I didn't know where the hell you work.
I done came way over here.
1279
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,041
- Como você está fazendo?
- Eu tinha uma longa noite, ok?
1280
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:49,471
Look, I just got fired.
I just wanna go home.
1281
01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:51,506
Yeah, well, we all had a rough night here.
1282
01:00:51,614 --> 01:00:52,581
Your mama's having a rough night.
1283
01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:55,480
She want all of y'all at her house at 6:00.
She having a dinner over there.
1284
01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:57,750
- Mamãe não querem me ver.
- Sim, ela faz.
1285
01:00:57,854 --> 01:01:00,015
Now, be there. I'm telling you,
we're gonna have a nice dinner
1286
01:01:00,123 --> 01:01:02,023
and I wanna talk to all y'all,
she's gonna talk to you.
1287
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,217
So be there at 6:00.
1288
01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,452
E se você não está lá, deixe-me
lhe dizer algo.
1289
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,857
You're gonna wish that the sperm
1290
01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,862
did a backstroke when it saw the egg
that created you.
1291
01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:09,022
Do you understand?
1292
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:10,691
E puxar as calças para cima.
1293
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,166
Why the hell you got
your pants on the ground?
1294
01:01:13,269 --> 01:01:16,136
I don't know what the hell is wrong
with y'all young boys with these damn pants
1295
01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:17,433
hanging down to your knees.
1296
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,337
That don't look good. You look like a fool.
1297
01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:20,466
That's probably why you got arrested.
1298
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:22,009
You can't run from the police like that.
1299
01:01:22,111 --> 01:01:24,477
I want to meet the jackass
that started pulling his pants down
1300
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:25,979
and then everybody started following him.
1301
01:01:26,082 --> 01:01:28,107
Why can't you lead
and let everybody follow you?
1302
01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:30,151
Pull your damn pants up.
Look like somebody.
1303
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:32,617
It's called swag. Just...
1304
01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:34,280
I got your swag.
1305
01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:36,615
Somebody looking at your ass
when you walk down the street.
1306
01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:37,988
That ain't no damn swag.
1307
01:01:38,094 --> 01:01:40,221
Get the hell on out of here.
You better be there at 6:00.
1308
01:01:40,329 --> 01:01:41,353
E puxar as calças para cima.
1309
01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:45,194
Now this house is sitting
on three acres of land.
1310
01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:48,859
So you have plenty of room
if you do plan on having little ones.
1311
01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:52,407
E quando você vir aqui,
quero dizer, é lindo.
1312
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,476
We have excellent school systems.
1313
01:01:57,947 --> 01:02:00,211
On the outside,
we have the cobblestone driveway...
1314
01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:07,782
E uma infinidade piscina no fundo
que leva até uma cachoeira.
1315
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:11,291
Também uma área de pouco agradável grelhar na parte de
trás se você quiser para entreter seus convidados.
1316
01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:12,759
- É uma bela casa.
- Homem, é tão bougie.
1317
01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:14,853
We have the wooden...
1318
01:02:17,934 --> 01:02:19,959
- Nós temos os pilares de mármore aqui.
- Eu sei que ela não
apenas agir como
1319
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:22,264
... Ela não me viu. Kimberly!
- Com todos os ribeirinhos
que você pode ...
1320
01:02:22,371 --> 01:02:25,465
I know you didn't just act like you didn't
see me when I looked through that window.
1321
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,702
- Kimberly.
- Madea.
1322
01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:28,936
- Sim.
- Olá.
1323
01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:30,271
You got clients.
1324
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:33,280
I'm showing a house. Could we speak later?
1325
01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:37,910
Ner. I came over here
because I need to talk to you.
1326
01:02:40,356 --> 01:02:43,120
Excuse me. This will only take a second.
Just give me a moment, please?
1327
01:02:43,226 --> 01:02:44,625
- Tudo bem.
- Obrigado.
1328
01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:50,396
Madea, this is highly inappropriate.
How did you know I was here?
1329
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:53,430
Porque seu marido disse-me
onde diabos você estava.
1330
01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:55,536
I am going to kill him.
1331
01:02:56,072 --> 01:02:57,630
Why haven't you returned
my telephone calls?
1332
01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,469
Porque eu estive ocupada.
1333
01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:03,341
You ain't been that busy that you can't
return my tetephone calls.
1334
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,936
Now, listen, your mama...
1335
01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:06,844
No, this is not the time for that, okay?
1336
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,541
Girl, don't you interrupt me...
1337
01:03:09,152 --> 01:03:11,620
Who the hell...
Look here. I talked to your mama.
1338
01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,452
Could you lower your voice?
1339
01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:16,385
Okay. Excuse me.
1340
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,085
Your mama has asked me
to come over to this house
1341
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:24,596
to get all of y'all to come over there
to dinter, okay?
1342
01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:28,693
6:00.
Ter sua bunda na mesa para dar graças
a Deus pelo que ele fez.
1343
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:29,829
Do you understand me?
1344
01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:32,100
Don't make me have to come back
over here to find you.
1345
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:35,769
Porque eu vou arrastar você para fora
daqui por seus dois dentes da frente.
1346
01:03:35,878 --> 01:03:38,779
That's all you will get for Christmas.
Do you understand me?
1347
01:03:38,881 --> 01:03:42,339
Do you understand
what the hell I am saying to you?
1348
01:03:42,451 --> 01:03:45,147
Do you understand the words
that are coming out of my mouth?
1349
01:03:45,254 --> 01:03:47,279
- Sim, senhora. Eu entendo.
- Deixe-me lhe dizer algo.
1350
01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:50,223
If you are not there, every house...
No, don't look at them.
1351
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:51,657
Don't look at them.
1352
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:54,025
Let me tell you something,
every house you get ready to sell,
1353
01:03:54,130 --> 01:03:56,121
I will be in the front window like this.
1354
01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:57,726
Do you hear what the hell I am telling you?
1355
01:03:58,267 --> 01:03:59,666
Fine. I'll be there.
1356
01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:02,128
- Eu vou te ver lá.
- Ok, tudo bem. Tchau.
1357
01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:03,730
So good to see all of you.
1358
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,105
E eu espero que você goste e comprar a casa.
É uma linda casa.
1359
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:09,538
Upstairs it looks like
it has three bedrooms,
1360
01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:13,012
two bathrooms
and everything else that people like.
1361
01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:15,379
Okay. Don't touch me.
Don't put your hands on me.
1362
01:04:15,484 --> 01:04:17,349
You better go handle your client.
Get the hell away from me.
1363
01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:19,045
Don't put your damn hands on me.
1364
01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:22,152
Got me coming over here
to this damn neighborhood.
1365
01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:25,421
You know I don't have
a driver's license, the first.
1366
01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:28,722
How the hell do I get out of
this bougie neighborhood?
1367
01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:35,528
- Olá, Cora.
- Dr. Evans.
1368
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:38,870
- Como ele está?
- Ele está bem.
1369
01:04:38,975 --> 01:04:40,704
Mas ele perdeu muito sangue.
1370
01:04:41,377 --> 01:04:43,345
Really? Is he gonna be okay?
1371
01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:47,109
Oh, yes, yes.
But, would you mind giving some blood?
1372
01:04:47,216 --> 01:04:48,444
It's always best from a relative.
1373
01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,215
Sure, sure. I will.
1374
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:51,679
What's your blood type?
1375
01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:54,348
I'm really not sure of that.
1376
01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:56,723
- Bem, vamos lá. Nós vamos descobrir.
- Tudo bem.
1377
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,588
Jiggling, jiggling, jiggling, and you know,
all these stretch marks.
1378
01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:01,195
What, they look like lightning.
1379
01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:02,525
Oh, look at that chicken.
1380
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:07,596
You didn't tell me you was making chicken.
I love your chicken.
1381
01:05:08,671 --> 01:05:10,764
Let's bow our heads.
1382
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:13,166
Oh, God.
1383
01:05:13,276 --> 01:05:15,005
- Celestial ...
- Byron!
1384
01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:23,581
- O que é isso?
- Essa é a mãe do
bebê do inferno.
1385
01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:26,853
What are you doing here?
1386
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:29,151
Look, take this baby.
I got somewheres to go.
1387
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:30,919
Look, and I got things to do, too.
1388
01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:34,292
Like what, Byron?
Come on. I need to get to the TV station.
1389
01:05:34,630 --> 01:05:36,723
What are you talking about? TV...
What are you doing?
1390
01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:39,933
Look, you need nots to worry about
what I'm doing, all right.
1391
01:05:40,303 --> 01:05:43,033
Hi, Ms. Shirley and everybody.
What's up? Hey, Calvin.
1392
01:05:43,306 --> 01:05:44,273
Hey!
1393
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:45,871
Where that little trick at?
1394
01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:49,240
Now, look here. This is a very private
family moment right now, okay?
1395
01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:51,540
You got to come back some other time.
Take your child on out of here.
1396
01:05:51,814 --> 01:05:54,510
- Não te conheço?
- Não te conheço?
1397
01:05:55,985 --> 01:05:57,213
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
1398
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,312
You that lady that tried to come up
to my store and drive through my window.
1399
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:04,047
No, I didn't come up, I didn't try, I did,
'cause you ghetto as hell.
1400
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,492
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Who is she talking to?
1401
01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:08,119
Byron, ela ficou
a pessoa errada.
1402
01:06:08,431 --> 01:06:10,899
We're having a very private
family moment right here now.
1403
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,730
You need to take that little baby
and y'all come on back some other time.
1404
01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:16,063
- Agora, vá em frente agora. Vá em frente.
- Ok, ok.
1405
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,199
- Dá-me o meu filho, por favor. Tudo certo.
- Sim.
1406
01:06:20,009 --> 01:06:22,102
- Será que você sair daqui, por favor?
- Fico feliz em.
1407
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:26,638
Mas tudo que eu sei é que você tem
mais melhor o meu dinheiro.
1408
01:06:26,949 --> 01:06:28,507
Man, she punk, and you look like...
1409
01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,917
- Grown negócios pessoas. Calem a boca.
- Você pode por favor
sair daqui?
1410
01:06:33,055 --> 01:06:34,352
Glad to.
1411
01:06:34,623 --> 01:06:37,148
You know what I know,
if you knew better, you'd do better.
1412
01:06:37,259 --> 01:06:39,750
You better have my money. Bye, y'all.
1413
01:06:40,196 --> 01:06:41,663
Have a nice day.
1414
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,128
- Tudo bem.
- É melhor fechar a porta
1415
01:06:43,265 --> 01:06:45,096
... Antes que ela rouba tudo na cozinha.
- Oh, Jesus.
1416
01:06:45,434 --> 01:06:46,423
How the hell did you hook up with...
1417
01:06:46,535 --> 01:06:48,503
See, young boy, that's what happens
when you hook up with...
1418
01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:50,834
Oh, look who finally decided to show up.
1419
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,908
I can tell you this,
I thought I was gonna have to go out there
1420
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,136
and hunt you down like a rabid dog.
1421
01:06:55,244 --> 01:06:57,303
- Bem, eu fiz isso.
- Sim, você fez.
1422
01:06:57,413 --> 01:06:58,903
She's so burgie.
1423
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:05,320
Did you tell Madea where I was?
1424
01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:06,820
She was trying to find you.
1425
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,759
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
1426
01:07:11,927 --> 01:07:13,724
That's all right.
We'll deal with this when we get home.
1427
01:07:13,829 --> 01:07:15,888
- Não. Não, não ...
- Tudo bem, vamos orar.
1428
01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:17,625
Let's deal with this right now.
1429
01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:19,291
- Eu tenho um anúncio a fazer.
- Calvin!
1430
01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:20,460
- Não!
- Mantenha a sua voz ...
1431
01:07:20,569 --> 01:07:23,037
Family, I am sick of Kimberly's bull.
1432
01:07:25,941 --> 01:07:27,533
Do you think this is funny, Calvin?
1433
01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:29,740
- Problemas no paraíso.
- Tammy.
1434
01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:30,869
What?
1435
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:35,172
You need to get some help,
and if you don't, I'm leaving.
1436
01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:37,515
E eu estou levando
meu filho comigo.
1437
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,120
You are not taking
my child anywhere, Calvin.
1438
01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:43,353
You think I'm gonna let you
put all this venom in my child?
1439
01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:46,651
You are not taking him...
1440
01:07:46,762 --> 01:07:49,196
Don't these look good, Shirley?
They sure look good. Y'all wanna eat some?
1441
01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:52,563
Yes, it does, yes, it
does. I just wanna eat it.
1442
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,726
I can't do this.
1443
01:07:54,837 --> 01:07:57,738
I can't do this. I'm sorry, I can't sit here
1444
01:07:58,207 --> 01:08:01,438
like we're one big happy family
when you know we can't stand each other.
1445
01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:03,407
- Kimberly ...
- Não, mamãe.
1446
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:05,571
If you want us to sit here, you eat it.
1447
01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:07,148
Kimberly, don't talk to
your mother like that.
1448
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,716
Calvin, é melhor você
calar a boca.
1449
01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:12,348
I'll talk to my mom
how I wanna talk to my mother.
1450
01:08:12,788 --> 01:08:14,881
I'm not gonna tell you again
to show me some damn respect.
1451
01:08:14,990 --> 01:08:17,185
- O que está errado com você?
- Você é o que há
de errado comigo.
1452
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:20,896
Everybody sitting here, like, playing nice.
1453
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,861
This is wrong. This is ridiculous.
1454
01:08:22,965 --> 01:08:27,664
Kimberly, I just wanted to have a nice
family dinner, everybody together.
1455
01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:28,961
- Por quê?
- Isso é tudo.
1456
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:30,800
Girl, you better act
like you got some sense.
1457
01:08:32,007 --> 01:08:35,465
Shut up, Tammy. Nobody's talking to you.
1458
01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:37,401
Mas eu estou falando com você.
1459
01:08:38,147 --> 01:08:43,084
You are always in my business.
It is so obvious you're jealous.
1460
01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:44,311
Jealous of what?
1461
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:45,853
- Kim, pare ...
- Cale a boca, Calvin.
1462
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:47,889
- Tammy, você ...
- Cale a boca, Harold.
1463
01:08:48,591 --> 01:08:50,218
What I got to be jealous of?
1464
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:52,017
Tammy, stop it.
1465
01:08:52,161 --> 01:08:54,026
No, no. No, no, Shirley,
you need to let this happen.
1466
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,324
You need to let this happen and figure out
1467
01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:56,989
what the hell is going on
with these children.
1468
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,930
Let it happen. Let it
get all out in the open.
1469
01:08:59,034 --> 01:09:01,502
Go on and say what you need to say.
Say what you need to say, Tam.
1470
01:09:01,937 --> 01:09:04,405
- Eu quero ouvir isso.
- De mim.
1471
01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:07,004
That's right. I said it. Me.
1472
01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,944
My family, my husband...
1473
01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:12,605
Oh, girl, please.
I don't want anything you got.
1474
01:09:13,415 --> 01:09:17,215
Mas você se livrar do que
você não quer, não é?
1475
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,123
Like us.
1476
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:23,549
- Qualquer que seja.
- Nós somos a sua família.
1477
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:26,352
Todos Mama queria que fizéssemos
era sentar e jantar,
1478
01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:27,929
but you just can't do that.
1479
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,355
Why, Kimberly?
1480
01:09:30,633 --> 01:09:32,066
Estamos muito gueto para você?
1481
01:09:32,401 --> 01:09:33,959
You don't eat greens and cornbread
no more?
1482
01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:35,900
- Tammy ...
- Não, mamãe.
1483
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:37,897
I need to say this.
1484
01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:40,703
I'm not jealous of you.
1485
01:09:41,310 --> 01:09:43,574
I'm not the one who got pregnant at 13
1486
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,174
and had Mama to raise my child.
1487
01:09:47,883 --> 01:09:50,511
- Tammy!
- Diga alguma coisa agora.
1488
01:09:59,261 --> 01:10:01,593
Kimberly, what is she talking about?
1489
01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,532
You are too ghetto for me.
1490
01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:08,626
E você me deixa doente.
1491
01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:10,164
Let's go.
1492
01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:13,404
Let's go.
1493
01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:17,205
Now, Calvin.
1494
01:10:18,581 --> 01:10:20,606
I need to talk to... Kimberly!
1495
01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:22,140
I'm sorry, Mama.
1496
01:10:23,986 --> 01:10:25,817
This had to happen, Shirley.
Don't worry about it.
1497
01:10:25,921 --> 01:10:28,913
- Tinha que acontecer, Shirley. Vamos orar.
- Por favor.
1498
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,389
- Venha, querida.
- Kimberly teve um bebê ...
1499
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:34,621
Chamada em Jesus
1500
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:38,156
Tia Bam, você costumava
assistir o bebê?
1501
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,234
Baby, você ...
Sim, eu ainda estou
vendo o bebê.
1502
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:46,172
- Você precisa de um bebê, conjuntos. Realmente.
- Não, eu estou bem.
1503
01:10:47,476 --> 01:10:48,807
Mom! Mom!
1504
01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:51,502
Tell the pastor I say...
1505
01:10:51,614 --> 01:10:53,605
Come on in the room
1506
01:10:53,716 --> 01:10:56,241
Mom, you used to watch that baby?
1507
01:10:58,454 --> 01:10:59,478
Yes.
1508
01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:02,580
Jesus in my doctor
1509
01:11:02,691 --> 01:11:03,680
E ele
1510
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:07,193
Writes out all of my scripture
1511
01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:08,725
I mean, we're here.
1512
01:11:11,233 --> 01:11:12,427
Where he at?
1513
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:16,104
I mean, we're all here as a family, right?
You know...
1514
01:11:19,308 --> 01:11:21,105
You should look in the mirror.
1515
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,185
So what are y'all trying to say?
1516
01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,413
Kimberly is my mother?
1517
01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:37,390
Yes.
1518
01:11:39,328 --> 01:11:40,920
Talk about don't tell lies.
1519
01:11:41,597 --> 01:11:42,621
Keeping secrets.
1520
01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:45,731
Mas você manteve uma de mim.
1521
01:11:46,769 --> 01:11:48,236
Tudo certo.
1522
01:11:49,505 --> 01:11:50,472
I'm out.
1523
01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:52,834
- Byron!
- Eu não quero ouvir
isso, tia Bam.
1524
01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:54,408
- Espere um minuto.
- Byron!
1525
01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:57,536
Excuse me, everybody. Madea, carry on.
1526
01:11:58,614 --> 01:11:59,979
Byron, deixe-me falar
com você, filho.
1527
01:12:00,082 --> 01:12:01,879
Not right now. I don't wanna hear it, Mama.
1528
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:06,216
That wasn't the way to do that.
1529
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,482
Shut up, Harold.
1530
01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:08,647
Stop talking to this man like that.
1531
01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,122
You're gonna stop
talking to this man like that.
1532
01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:12,819
That's why these children don't have
no respect for the either one of y'all.
1533
01:12:12,928 --> 01:12:16,386
Y'all sit there talking to each other
like y'all ain't got no sense.
1534
01:12:16,565 --> 01:12:18,692
Get up and go upstairs.
Let me talk to your mommy and daddy.
1535
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:19,994
- Vá em frente.
- Sim, senhora.
1536
01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:21,501
Very good.
1537
01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:28,336
Now what was I saying?
1538
01:12:29,144 --> 01:12:32,079
Harold, the only reason this woman is talking
to you like that is 'cause you let her.
1539
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:36,811
Don't no woman want no weak, whiny,
wimp running behind her like a wet dog.
1540
01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:39,444
Put your foot down.
Stand up and be a man in your house.
1541
01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:41,079
That's why your damn children
run around here
1542
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,350
act like they ain't go no sense,
1543
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:44,221
talking back,
'cause you won't put your foot down.
1544
01:12:44,326 --> 01:12:46,419
The children are watching
the two of y'all disrespect each other,
1545
01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:47,995
so they're disrespecting you, too.
1546
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,255
Set an example.
1547
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,663
You used to love this man.
You used to love him to death.
1548
01:12:51,767 --> 01:12:54,235
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
He ain't playing football.
1549
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:56,234
Y'all were gonna be together forever.
Remember that?
1550
01:12:56,338 --> 01:12:57,805
Running up in here talking about
you getting married
1551
01:12:57,906 --> 01:12:59,032
and how much you love him.
1552
01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:01,132
Now you done hit that patch in life
you don't know what to do.
1553
01:13:01,243 --> 01:13:02,835
Honey, everybody go through that patch.
1554
01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,977
It's rough. I call it
the traffic jam of life.
1555
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:09,016
It happens between the age of 40 and 50.
That is a rough decade for anybody.
1556
01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:10,142
Do you hear me?
1557
01:13:10,252 --> 01:13:12,812
Now, I'll tell you why. 'Cause during
that 10 years a few things happen.
1558
01:13:12,921 --> 01:13:15,116
One, you go through menopause.
1559
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,215
Secondly,
your husband having a midlife crisis.
1560
01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:20,090
If you got children, they start acting
like they ain't got no sense at all.
1561
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:22,459
Ao mesmo tempo, seus pais estão
ficando doentes e morrendo,
1562
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:23,758
his parents are sick and dying.
1563
01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:25,800
You try to take care of them,
take care of your household,
1564
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:28,199
that's enough to stress any marriage
apart, honey.
1565
01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:30,531
That's enough to stress it out
and make y'all break up.
1566
01:13:30,639 --> 01:13:32,163
That's why you're so angry, honey.
1567
01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:33,969
You've got to take some time and deal...
1568
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,976
Mas ele só me deixa
louca, Madea.
1569
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:39,536
Get on up.
Go in the kitchen and have a conversation.
1570
01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:42,878
That wasn't the way to tell that boy
that that's his mama.
1571
01:13:42,985 --> 01:13:45,977
That wasn't the way to tell him that at all.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1572
01:13:46,488 --> 01:13:47,716
Tammy.
1573
01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:50,189
Ser um homem. Ser um homem.
1574
01:13:50,626 --> 01:13:51,991
She's right.
1575
01:13:53,729 --> 01:13:55,253
You got to stop being mean to me, Tammy.
1576
01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:58,959
Harold, you got to stop acting like we don't
have any problems, because we do.
1577
01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:00,329
E se não esclarecer
isso, estamos ...
1578
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,563
You got to stop telling me what I got to do.
1579
01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:05,533
You're going to stop being mean to me.
1580
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:07,808
You got it?
1581
01:14:08,744 --> 01:14:09,972
You got it, Tammy, huh?
1582
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:11,705
Yeah.
1583
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,142
I'm sorry.
1584
01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,274
That's right you're sorry. And...
1585
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:19,178
Sit down. Sit down.
1586
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,985
Now, sit your ass down. You heard me.
1587
01:14:23,392 --> 01:14:25,417
You heard us...
I mean, you heard me. Sit down.
1588
01:14:27,095 --> 01:14:28,528
S-I-T.
1589
01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:35,660
Yeah. That's right.
It's gonna be a new day around here.
1590
01:14:36,171 --> 01:14:38,105
H.J., Will, get in here...
1591
01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:39,831
I'm glad I'm here. I got all this straight.
1592
01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:41,307
Madea, I'm so glad you're here.
1593
01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:42,775
You got all this straight.
1594
01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:44,175
- Sim, é verdade.
- Isso é maravilhoso.
1595
01:14:46,949 --> 01:14:48,416
Where are you going?
1596
01:14:49,418 --> 01:14:50,817
I love you.
1597
01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:54,650
Mas do jeito que você me trata e CJ e sua
família, eu não posso agüentar mais.
1598
01:14:55,090 --> 01:14:56,921
I can't believe you've been hiding
all these secrets from me.
1599
01:14:57,025 --> 01:14:59,858
You think I need you? I don't need you.
1600
01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,396
I was fine before you,
and I'll be fine after.
1601
01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:04,360
- Vá em frente.
- Você precisa de ajuda.
1602
01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:05,622
I feel sorry for you.
1603
01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:07,396
Go to hell.
1604
01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:11,772
You're not taking my son.
1605
01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:15,503
- Você não vai levar ele.
- Você me assistir.
1606
01:15:16,078 --> 01:15:17,375
Calvin ...
1607
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:18,776
Get back here, Calvin. Don't leave me.
1608
01:15:18,881 --> 01:15:22,339
What do you care? You already
got one you left at the doorstep.
1609
01:15:23,952 --> 01:15:26,011
Don't take my baby, Calvin.
1610
01:15:26,388 --> 01:15:28,822
That's my baby. Don't take him from me.
1611
01:15:28,957 --> 01:15:31,050
Don't. Please.
1612
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:36,255
So Kimberly is your mother. Are you okay?
1613
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,165
Look, baby, I'm fine.
1614
01:15:38,934 --> 01:15:40,492
That is crazy.
1615
01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:43,101
Look, I don't wanna talk about that.
1616
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:47,497
- Você quer ir para casa da minha irmã?
- Não.
Não.
Eu não quero estar perto
de todos eles.
1617
01:15:47,976 --> 01:15:50,069
Well, then where are we going, Byron?
1618
01:15:50,345 --> 01:15:54,406
Listen, babe, I'm gonna go holla at Roscoe,
a'ight? I'll make this last little drop.
1619
01:15:55,150 --> 01:15:56,617
I gotta do what I gotta do.
1620
01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:58,310
I'm so proud of you.
1621
01:15:58,420 --> 01:16:02,447
- Hey, yo, o meu homem. Apenas deixe-me conseguir um 40. E ...
- Ei, como você está fazendo?
1622
01:16:02,624 --> 01:16:05,616
On the next Maury,
deadbeat dads.
1623
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:08,192
You out there selling drugs,
selling on the corner,
1624
01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:09,958
working the block, pumping the strip,
1625
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,965
and you can't even give me no money
for your baby?
1626
01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:15,525
Mas está tudo certo, porque nós
vamos ficar bem, Byron ...
1627
01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:21,503
I know I sound like a siren...
1628
01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,768
Mas você não vai cuidar
desse bebê ...
1629
01:16:24,212 --> 01:16:26,840
- Oh, diabos, não!
- E aí não vai haver talvez ...
1630
01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:28,341
Byron ...
1631
01:16:28,550 --> 01:16:30,108
Damn! Come on. Come on.
1632
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:34,278
We're talking about your son
and whether his father is in his life.
1633
01:16:34,389 --> 01:16:36,289
That Byron baby mama
on The Maury Povich Show,
1634
01:16:36,391 --> 01:16:38,052
talkin' about that boy. Lord have mercy.
1635
01:16:38,193 --> 01:16:40,661
I don't even understand why that girl
would go on that television show
1636
01:16:40,762 --> 01:16:42,127
and do that to that boy.
1637
01:16:42,497 --> 01:16:44,863
Poor Byron. Lord have mercy.
I got to talk to him.
1638
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:48,331
I need to give him my number.
"1-800-Choke-That-Ho."
1639
01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:50,971
Does he ever say, "It's not my child"?
1640
01:16:51,073 --> 01:16:53,405
- Só gueto no seu melhor.
- Eu não gosto mesmo deste show.
Transformá-lo ...
1641
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:55,341
Turn it...
1642
01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,275
Turn it up. Turn it up.
1643
01:16:57,379 --> 01:16:58,778
- Sim, ela é louca.
- Quer chamá-lo de
pai caloteiro?
1644
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,507
- Ela é louca. E ele louco para ficar com ela.
- Eu acho que eu faria.
1645
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,208
- Cora.
- Estou indo.
1646
01:17:02,317 --> 01:17:04,251
Hey, Brown, how's your ass?
1647
01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:07,044
- É bom.
- Funky.
1648
01:17:07,656 --> 01:17:11,114
What y'all doing sitting here...
What's the matter?
1649
01:17:11,994 --> 01:17:14,462
Y'all look mad. What the doctor say?
Some bad news, Brown?
1650
01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:17,054
- Ele está bem.
- Pergunte a ela, Cora.
1651
01:17:17,599 --> 01:17:18,657
- Você pergunta.
- Pergunte a ela.
1652
01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:20,758
Madea, who's my daddy?
1653
01:17:24,673 --> 01:17:27,198
I knew that was coming.
I knew that was coming.
1654
01:17:30,846 --> 01:17:31,972
What are you talking about?
1655
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,605
Todo o dinheiro que lhe dei de apoio
à criança sobre esta criança
1656
01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:36,181
and you don't even know who her daddy is?
1657
01:17:36,284 --> 01:17:38,718
Oh, bastard. You gave me $18 in 18 years.
1658
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,082
Shut the hell up. There wasn't no montey.
1659
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,290
What y'all talking about?
What you talking about?
1660
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:44,621
Madea, we had blood work
done at the hospital today,
1661
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:48,194
and Dr. Evans said there's no way possible
Mr. Brown could be my daddy.
1662
01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:49,991
So I ask you, who is her daddy?
1663
01:17:50,198 --> 01:17:53,395
Ya'll need to go on
Maury, too. Call Maury.
1664
01:17:53,969 --> 01:17:55,061
The doctor say that?
1665
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,497
- Sim.
- Sim.
1666
01:17:56,905 --> 01:17:58,167
Who's my daddy, Madea?
1667
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:03,041
If Charlie Brown ain't your dad,
then I don't know who it is.
1668
01:18:03,645 --> 01:18:05,442
Madea, how could you not know
who my daddy is?
1669
01:18:05,547 --> 01:18:08,573
I hate to tell you this, honey,
but your mama was a ho.
1670
01:18:08,950 --> 01:18:12,886
I was a ho.
1671
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:15,880
I put the "H" and the "O" in ho.
1672
01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,182
- Quem é meu pai, Madea?
- Ok, tudo bem.
Eu vou lhe dizer.
1673
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,691
Joe, shut up. Don't you say nothing.
1674
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:21,962
Who is it? He can tell me.
Who is it, Uncle Joe?
1675
01:18:22,264 --> 01:18:26,792
Now this was before Hilary and after Monica.
1676
01:18:28,904 --> 01:18:30,098
- O quê?
- O quê?
1677
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,805
Bill Clinton é o meu papai?
1678
01:18:32,941 --> 01:18:34,533
Bill Clinton não foi o seu pai.
1679
01:18:34,643 --> 01:18:37,874
Okay. No, no.
It was before he started that show
1680
01:18:37,979 --> 01:18:40,243
with Sybil and J. Anthony on the radio.
1681
01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:42,881
I believe that might have been him.
1682
01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,716
Tom Joyner is your daddy.
1683
01:18:45,821 --> 01:18:47,584
Cora, I knew it. I knew it.
1684
01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:50,957
- Oh, oh, oh. Ho! Ho! Ho!
- Tio Joe.
1685
01:18:52,494 --> 01:18:53,722
Tom Joyner ain't you dad, hon.
1686
01:18:53,829 --> 01:18:55,694
Look, y'all stop asking me
all these questions, honey.
1687
01:18:55,797 --> 01:18:57,196
That's your daddy right there.
I'm telling you.
1688
01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:59,995
They made a mistake at the hospillar.
That is your daddy.
1689
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,866
I'm gonna find out.
1690
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,865
Dana'll tell you anything you wanna know.
Call Dana.
1691
01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,769
- Dana? Quem está Dana?
- Sim, quem é Dana?
1692
01:19:07,876 --> 01:19:09,776
They both dumb as hell.
You don't know what Dana is?
1693
01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:12,642
They've been using Dana
to find people out for years
1694
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,238
who the daddy or who the mama, Dana.
1695
01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:15,748
E quando você matar
alguém, o crime,
1696
01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:17,819
they use Dana to get
all the evidence on you.
1697
01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:20,012
Dumbass. You need to watch
some television sometime.
1698
01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:22,716
Learn something.
Jackass don't know what Dana is. Hell.
1699
01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:28,327
D-N-A. D-N-A. That's Dana.
Lord, you're so dumb.
1700
01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,959
- Ninguém chamou nenhum Dana.
- Não Dana.
1701
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,258
You know what here? That's your daddy.
1702
01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:33,595
I don't even want to be bothered
with this no more.
1703
01:19:33,702 --> 01:19:36,728
I done told you the truth. You don't like
what the hell I got to say, that's the truth.
1704
01:19:36,838 --> 01:19:38,237
I'm sorry.
I know you don't want him to be your daddy,
1705
01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:39,864
I didn't want him to be your daddy either.
1706
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:43,206
That was the worst 36 seconds of my life.
Right there sitting next to you.
1707
01:19:43,345 --> 01:19:44,869
- Eu estou fora daqui.
- Você me disse que um minuto.
1708
01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:46,311
Girl, he messing with you.
1709
01:19:49,217 --> 01:19:50,309
Maury.
1710
01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:52,386
The DNA does not lie.
1711
01:19:52,487 --> 01:19:55,923
If you want to find out who the father
of your child is call this number.
1712
01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:25,267
- Mamãe!
- Sim, baby. Eu sou sua mãe.
1713
01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:27,268
Mama, why are you in here?
1714
01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:30,609
I've been sick a long time.
1715
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,840
Mama, why didn't you tell us?
1716
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,144
I tried to tell all y'all.
1717
01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,387
Tammy, quit all that crying.
1718
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,193
Now, where Kimberly?
1719
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:51,964
We've all been trying to call her.
She won't pick up her phone.
1720
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,034
Mama, what's wrong?
1721
01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:58,570
I wanted to tell all of y'all together.
1722
01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:03,144
I guess that's too late.
1723
01:23:04,346 --> 01:23:06,712
I got cancer...
1724
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:11,950
I let it go a long, long while.
1725
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:16,290
I prayed the whole way over here.
1726
01:23:17,359 --> 01:23:20,624
I told God if you just
feel a little bit better,
1727
01:23:22,364 --> 01:23:23,922
I'll do right.
1728
01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:26,724
I don't care who my mother is, all right?
1729
01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:28,869
I don't.
1730
01:23:30,538 --> 01:23:32,130
Porque você é minha mãe.
1731
01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:36,210
I'm gonna do right. But
you gotta get better.
1732
01:23:38,079 --> 01:23:39,569
You gotta get better.
1733
01:23:39,914 --> 01:23:44,613
You're gonna have to get right on your own.
1734
01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:48,044
- Eu estou morrendo, baby.
- Não.
1735
01:23:48,656 --> 01:23:50,317
- Eu estou tão cansado.
- Não.
1736
01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:56,921
Y'all got to get right with Jesus
so I can see you again.
1737
01:23:57,399 --> 01:23:59,629
Mama, let's just do
what you taught us to do.
1738
01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:02,564
We'll pray that God heals you.
1739
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,972
I prayed he'd heal me,
1740
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:08,238
but whether it's on this side or in heaven,
it's all right.
1741
01:24:10,178 --> 01:24:11,873
Don't talk like that.
1742
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:13,777
Tammy,
1743
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,442
now you look at me. I ain't scared.
1744
01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:19,353
You don't feel bad for me.
1745
01:24:19,454 --> 01:24:23,447
You feel bad for somebody
that don't know Jesus. Okay?
1746
01:24:24,526 --> 01:24:26,187
I'm just going home.
1747
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:29,788
I'm just going home.
1748
01:24:30,265 --> 01:24:31,493
Jesus.
1749
01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:36,130
Where's Kimberly?
1750
01:24:37,639 --> 01:24:39,698
She's not returning my calls.
1751
01:24:40,608 --> 01:24:42,337
Tell her I waited on her.
1752
01:24:46,347 --> 01:24:48,212
Tell her I love her.
1753
01:24:50,718 --> 01:24:52,185
I love all of you.
1754
01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:57,584
You got...
1755
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,151
You got to be strong.
1756
01:25:01,896 --> 01:25:05,388
E todos vocês tem que vir junto.
1757
01:25:08,069 --> 01:25:10,765
You gonna come together.
1758
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:18,272
- Mama.
- Mama. Mama.
1759
01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:21,782
Shirley.
1760
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:24,483
I'll see you tomorrow morning, John.
Thank you.
1761
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,054
No, I had to visit my
mother at the hospital.
1762
01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:30,754
I'm sure she's okay. Thank you so much.
I'll call you back. All right.
1763
01:25:31,593 --> 01:25:32,651
Where were you?
1764
01:25:33,094 --> 01:25:36,188
I had things to do. This
is my family, Calvin.
1765
01:25:36,331 --> 01:25:37,389
This is not your business.
1766
01:25:37,565 --> 01:25:38,691
I called you for hours.
1767
01:25:38,867 --> 01:25:40,391
Yeah, I know. I got your message.
1768
01:25:40,768 --> 01:25:43,703
What makes you think I would
return you or Tammy's calls?
1769
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:46,865
- Onde está minha mãe?
- Ela está em 208. Ouça ...
1770
01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:51,471
She died, Kimberly.
1771
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:56,117
What?
1772
01:25:57,118 --> 01:25:58,847
She... She died.
1773
01:26:10,765 --> 01:26:12,096
Mama?
1774
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,431
Mama. Mama!
1775
01:26:23,411 --> 01:26:24,378
No!
1776
01:26:26,881 --> 01:26:30,578
No, no, no. Mama, I'm sorry.
Mama, I'm sorry!
1777
01:26:31,986 --> 01:26:36,821
I've got to say, if we could
see Sister Shirley up in heaven,
1778
01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:38,788
this is what Shirley would say.
1779
01:27:20,034 --> 01:27:21,194
Come on, Sister Laura.
1780
01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:12,374
Glory to God! Thank you, Father.
1781
01:29:50,952 --> 01:29:52,249
We sang it at the funeral.
1782
01:29:52,353 --> 01:29:54,150
I don't want to hear, "This is your mommy."
1783
01:29:54,255 --> 01:29:55,552
I could've had grandkids.
1784
01:29:55,656 --> 01:29:57,055
I don't wanna hear that.
I don't wanna hear that.
1785
01:29:57,158 --> 01:30:00,286
Em tudo.
Por favor.
Mas eu só quero agradecer a vocês
todos por terem vindo.
1786
01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:01,384
- Foi um bom serviço.
- Sim.
1787
01:30:01,496 --> 01:30:03,191
- Foi?
- Sim. Yeah.
1788
01:30:03,297 --> 01:30:05,891
You should've came, Madea. That nice
dress, you should've came to the funeral.
1789
01:30:06,033 --> 01:30:08,593
You know I ain't going to no funeral.
All that noise, that loud singing,
1790
01:30:08,703 --> 01:30:10,295
slow walking, working on my nerve, child.
1791
01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:12,270
I can't be bothered with that.
People dead, they dead.
1792
01:30:12,373 --> 01:30:15,365
I ain't fittin' to be bothered with all
that. All right now. Good to see y'all.
1793
01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:16,543
Você está bem?
1794
01:30:17,044 --> 01:30:19,342
My mother just died. What do you think?
1795
01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:20,640
Look, I'm just trying to be here for you.
1796
01:30:20,748 --> 01:30:22,306
Well, I don't want you to be here for me,
Calvin.
1797
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,975
- Kimberly.
- Não. Por favor.
1798
01:30:24,685 --> 01:30:26,118
Lord have mercy...
1799
01:30:27,021 --> 01:30:29,046
See, no, you better get her, Byron.
1800
01:30:29,157 --> 01:30:33,526
Hey, stop that. Stop that. Stop that.
Hey, hey, hey. Stop it.
1801
01:30:33,728 --> 01:30:34,695
Stop it. Stop it.
1802
01:30:34,796 --> 01:30:37,060
Lord have mercy. It's always the same thing.
1803
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:43,169
Hey, hey! Shut the hell up!
Sound like a siren.
1804
01:30:43,504 --> 01:30:45,199
Come in here and sit. Shut up!
1805
01:30:47,408 --> 01:30:49,035
Sit down, you black leprechaun,
1806
01:30:49,143 --> 01:30:52,010
looking like you out of a box of
Chocolate Lucky Charms.
1807
01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:53,876
Whole family. I'm sick of this.
1808
01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:59,677
Now look here.
Your mama was a peaceful woman.
1809
01:30:59,787 --> 01:31:02,779
She did not want all this foolishness.
She did the best she could with y'all,
1810
01:31:02,890 --> 01:31:04,448
but all of y'all act like
y'all ain't got no sense.
1811
01:31:04,559 --> 01:31:06,356
You, little leprechaun.
Let me tell you something...
1812
01:31:06,494 --> 01:31:08,758
Stop using that baby to
make this man's life miserable.
1813
01:31:08,863 --> 01:31:09,830
That's right.
1814
01:31:10,264 --> 01:31:12,061
I didn't ask for no amen from you.
I will punch...
1815
01:31:12,166 --> 01:31:14,532
I will punch the hell out of you.
Say something else.
1816
01:31:16,637 --> 01:31:18,764
The man don't want you.
He done moved the hell on.
1817
01:31:18,873 --> 01:31:21,171
You can't get to what's in front of you,
'cause you're too busy looking
1818
01:31:21,275 --> 01:31:23,766
to see what the hell he
doing with this girl. Move on.
1819
01:31:23,878 --> 01:31:26,346
Stop or that child will grow up resenting
you for that. Do you hear me?
1820
01:31:26,447 --> 01:31:27,436
That is a human being.
1821
01:31:27,548 --> 01:31:31,314
That is not some pawn that you can use
to make this man's life miserable.
1822
01:31:31,419 --> 01:31:32,386
Stop doing it.
1823
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:34,284
Porque se eu pegar você fazendo isso,
eu vou bater o inferno fora de você.
1824
01:31:34,422 --> 01:31:36,754
Do you understand? You don't know me.
You don't want none of this.
1825
01:31:36,858 --> 01:31:38,052
This is old "whoop your ass."
1826
01:31:38,192 --> 01:31:41,161
E o velho "grito seu burro" é muito
pior do que novo "grito seu burro."
1827
01:31:41,262 --> 01:31:44,493
New "whoop your ass" get up off you,
old "whoop your ass" have you in the grave.
1828
01:31:44,599 --> 01:31:48,091
Do you want some old "whoop your ass"?
Do you want some old "whoop your ass"?
1829
01:31:51,539 --> 01:31:53,666
E você, lá fora,
vendendo drogas.
1830
01:31:54,542 --> 01:31:56,601
Yeah, she's a snitch.
She told me you out there selling dope,
1831
01:31:56,711 --> 01:31:59,077
giving this girl all the money.
Can't give her $20 for some Pampers?
1832
01:31:59,213 --> 01:32:00,237
What the hell wrong with you?
1833
01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:02,646
Um homem cuidar de seu bebê
sem que ninguém lhe dizer
1834
01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:03,910
he need to take care of his baby.
1835
01:32:04,218 --> 01:32:07,517
Get a job. Go to work.
Do you understand what I am telling you?
1836
01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:10,282
Y'all them young folk, born around the '80s,
something happened to 'em.
1837
01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:12,154
Y'all feel like y'all don't have to
work for nothing,
1838
01:32:12,326 --> 01:32:14,556
somebody's supposed to hand
something to you,
1839
01:32:14,729 --> 01:32:16,663
forgetting that old folks marched
for your dumb ass,
1840
01:32:16,764 --> 01:32:18,595
to get you where you can be and to be free.
1841
01:32:18,733 --> 01:32:20,360
That dope either gonna lead you to
one of two places:
1842
01:32:20,468 --> 01:32:22,561
to the grave or to prison.
Now you've already been to prison.
1843
01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:23,762
You ready to go back to jail?
1844
01:32:23,871 --> 01:32:25,133
You ready to go to the grave?
Which one you want?
1845
01:32:25,473 --> 01:32:27,134
Porque, logo que você
descer, este aqui
1846
01:32:27,241 --> 01:32:28,367
is going to be sold to the highest bidder.
1847
01:32:28,476 --> 01:32:30,944
Tudo o que ela está procurando é algum dinheiro.
Dizer alguma coisa.
Atrevo-me a você.
1848
01:32:31,212 --> 01:32:34,204
I double-D dare you to say something.
1849
01:32:36,017 --> 01:32:37,541
I'm gonna tell you right now,
I will be checking in with
1850
01:32:37,652 --> 01:32:40,212
this side of the family from time to time.
And y'all better have it together.
1851
01:32:40,321 --> 01:32:42,585
You two. You better be F. Lee Bailey,
you better be Johnnie Cochran.
1852
01:32:42,690 --> 01:32:43,679
I want to see a settlement.
1853
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:44,951
I want to know
who's going to have the baby,
1854
01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:46,253
who gonna pick him up,
who gonna have Pampers,
1855
01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:47,418
when you gonna come
and give the child support,
1856
01:32:47,528 --> 01:32:49,291
when is the money gonna be there.
You better write it all down.
1857
01:32:49,397 --> 01:32:50,955
Do you hear what I'm tellin' you, son?
1858
01:32:51,966 --> 01:32:53,331
Your mama did not want ya'll to know this.
1859
01:32:53,467 --> 01:32:54,661
- Madea.
- Cale a boca.
1860
01:32:55,469 --> 01:32:57,903
She wanted to keep this hidden from y'all,
but I'm gonna tell y'all.
1861
01:32:58,039 --> 01:33:00,098
You arguing and fussing with this girl,
she fussing.
1862
01:33:00,207 --> 01:33:02,107
She mad at the world.
Honey, you know why you be so mad?
1863
01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:04,734
This child was raped by your uncle
at 12 years old.
1864
01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:07,740
Qualquer coisa que está encoberto não ser curado.
Isso é o que há de errado
com as pessoas.
1865
01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:10,817
Keep trying to cover things up,
and covered up. That don't help nobody.
1866
01:33:10,918 --> 01:33:12,442
I can't stand nobody sitting around saying,
1867
01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:14,520
"O que se passa nesta casa
fica nesta casa."
1868
01:33:14,622 --> 01:33:16,715
Let me explain something to you.
Whatever went on in that house,
1869
01:33:16,824 --> 01:33:19,190
if you're getting hurt by it
and it's tearing you up in your adult life,
1870
01:33:19,293 --> 01:33:20,260
you need to go get some help.
1871
01:33:20,494 --> 01:33:22,462
This man is trying to love you
and you acting like a fool.
1872
01:33:22,563 --> 01:33:25,031
Sempre ranzinza e média.
E a razão que você tão
desagradável, mel,
1873
01:33:25,132 --> 01:33:26,690
you ain't forgave the man that raped you.
1874
01:33:26,968 --> 01:33:29,300
You got to forgive those people, honey.
Not for them, but for you.
1875
01:33:29,403 --> 01:33:31,098
If you don't, they take power over you.
1876
01:33:31,205 --> 01:33:33,673
Do you hear me?
Forgive him for your own sake.
1877
01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,099
This man is trying to love you.
1878
01:33:35,209 --> 01:33:36,676
Go talk to him, act like you got some sense.
1879
01:33:36,777 --> 01:33:39,871
Go on upstairs and talk to the man.
Go on, talk to him.
1880
01:34:03,804 --> 01:34:08,366
You know, my mama used to
rock me to sleep in here.
1881
01:34:10,578 --> 01:34:11,567
No hospital,
1882
01:34:14,148 --> 01:34:17,982
she told me to tell you that she loved you.
1883
01:34:19,687 --> 01:34:23,350
E que ela estava triste e ela
sentiu como se não você.
1884
01:34:26,894 --> 01:34:27,861
She said that?
1885
01:34:29,363 --> 01:34:32,127
Yeah. Baby, why didn't you tell me?
1886
01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:35,068
I didn't know how.
1887
01:34:36,704 --> 01:34:39,104
I want to hold you. Can I?
1888
01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:41,508
Please.
1889
01:34:44,478 --> 01:34:46,070
We're going to get some help.
1890
01:34:47,748 --> 01:34:48,715
I love you.
1891
01:34:52,053 --> 01:34:54,283
I love you. I'm so sorry.
1892
01:34:54,388 --> 01:34:57,323
- Querida, eu te amo.
- Eu sinto muito, baby.
1893
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:02,194
Come on, baby, let's go.
Roscoe's waiting for you.
1894
01:35:02,296 --> 01:35:04,264
- Eu não estou fazendo isso.
- Você ... O quê?
1895
01:35:04,832 --> 01:35:05,992
I'm not doing it.
1896
01:35:06,300 --> 01:35:07,631
Byron, precisamos do dinheiro.
1897
01:35:08,135 --> 01:35:10,262
Listen, I don't need the money that bad.
All right?
1898
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,730
Get some heart, Byron. Damn.
1899
01:35:12,907 --> 01:35:16,104
Você vai mesmo sentar-se aqui e deixe que
velha senhora lhe dizer o que fazer?
1900
01:35:16,944 --> 01:35:19,469
- Nós precisamos do dinheiro, Byron.
- Ouça-me.
1901
01:35:21,348 --> 01:35:24,749
I just buried my mother today and you
wanna come in and you wanna talk...
1902
01:35:26,954 --> 01:35:30,185
You know what, move.
1903
01:35:33,794 --> 01:35:35,887
Get out, get out.
1904
01:35:37,798 --> 01:35:40,995
- Tudo bem. Com sua bunda quebrou.
- Sim.
1905
01:35:44,939 --> 01:35:46,873
I ain't need you anyway.
1906
01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:50,874
I'm so glad you here.
1907
01:35:50,978 --> 01:35:52,468
That's right.
They don't even know what to say.
1908
01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,013
I told you, I told you.
1909
01:35:54,682 --> 01:35:55,649
What's wrong with you?
1910
01:35:56,150 --> 01:35:57,845
It's nice what you did
for this family, Madea.
1911
01:35:58,052 --> 01:35:59,417
- Sim, é. Louvado seja o Senhor.
- É.
1912
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:01,312
Mas você não pode mesmo fazê-lo
para a sua própria filha.
1913
01:36:03,224 --> 01:36:05,192
- Ela acabou de sair de mim?
- Parece que ela fez.
1914
01:36:05,459 --> 01:36:06,551
What you talking about, Cora?
1915
01:36:06,894 --> 01:36:09,192
My daddy, Madea.
You don't even know who...
1916
01:36:09,330 --> 01:36:12,163
That is your daddy,
that silverback standing over there.
1917
01:36:12,266 --> 01:36:14,063
Madea... Well, prove it, then. Prove it.
1918
01:36:15,102 --> 01:36:16,296
- Prove-lo, então?
- Sim. Prove para mim.
1919
01:36:16,403 --> 01:36:18,064
How the hell I'm supposed
to prove it to you?
1920
01:36:18,472 --> 01:36:19,769
Prove it. Yes.
1921
01:36:21,742 --> 01:36:23,107
How you doing, Marley Kovitch?
1922
01:36:23,210 --> 01:36:26,873
Yeah. Okay. Nice to see you, Mr. Brown.
I know this is very upsetting to you.
1923
01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:28,809
- Sim, senhor.
- Porque depois de
todos esses anos,
1924
01:36:28,916 --> 01:36:32,010
you're gonna find out
whether Brown is your father.
1925
01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:35,812
Todos esses anos, eu só descobri
que ele era meu pai.
1926
01:36:36,290 --> 01:36:37,780
E agora ela está tentando
dizer que ...
1927
01:36:38,025 --> 01:36:41,085
Cora e olhar apenas como eu.
Diga-me que ela não
olha como eu.
1928
01:36:41,262 --> 01:36:43,787
- Sério?
- Sim. Olhe para os olhos.
1929
01:36:44,131 --> 01:36:48,261
You can't tell me her eyes and her hair...
Well, she didn't comb her hair that day.
1930
01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:50,701
Mas ela olhar como eu, Marley.
1931
01:36:51,172 --> 01:36:54,266
So, Cora, when you were growing up,
who did you think your father was?
1932
01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:56,536
I didn't know, Maury. I didn't know.
1933
01:36:56,744 --> 01:37:01,181
Mas o Sr.
Brown sempre agiu como meu pai, assim
foi fácil uma vez que Madea me disse.
1934
01:37:01,415 --> 01:37:02,814
When did Madea tell you?
1935
01:37:03,417 --> 01:37:04,884
I was, like, 40-something.
1936
01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:06,782
- Quarenta e poucos anos?
- Sim.
1937
01:37:06,987 --> 01:37:09,751
- Ok, todos vocês têm falado muito sobre isso.
- Sim.
1938
01:37:09,857 --> 01:37:11,848
Mas não ouvimos a
partir de Madea.
1939
01:37:12,059 --> 01:37:14,391
E é isso que Madea tinha a dizer
para meus produtores.
1940
01:37:14,728 --> 01:37:18,528
Brown é um sujo lowdown ...
Ele é um mentiroso, ele
é um trapaceiro.
1941
01:37:18,632 --> 01:37:20,566
He ain't never did
like he was supposed to do for Cora.
1942
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,101
He gonna act like he...
He wanted to act like
1943
01:37:22,203 --> 01:37:24,194
he done went to the doctor
and found out he ain't the baby daddy.
1944
01:37:24,305 --> 01:37:26,330
He is the baby daddy.
And I'm gonna tell you right now, Maury,
1945
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:28,067
I'm gonna tell you right now
I know that's the baby daddy.
1946
01:37:28,175 --> 01:37:30,939
Porque esse é o pai do bebê só que
eu tinha um bebê com o pai.
1947
01:37:31,045 --> 01:37:32,945
He is the baby daddy.
If he ain't the baby daddy...
1948
01:37:33,047 --> 01:37:34,639
I know he's the baby
daddy 'cause I know...
1949
01:37:34,748 --> 01:37:36,511
I know that was the worst
15 seconds of my life.
1950
01:37:36,617 --> 01:37:38,983
So I know that's the baby daddy.
You ain't even got to worry about,
1951
01:37:39,086 --> 01:37:41,611
Porque eu sei que foi o pai do bebê.
Cora não tem para
descobrir isso.
1952
01:37:41,722 --> 01:37:43,781
Mas quando eu vou até lá, eu vou te mostrar ...
Eu vou dizer tudo.
1953
01:37:43,891 --> 01:37:45,552
Porque ele é tão estúpido,
ele não quer nem ninguém
1954
01:37:45,659 --> 01:37:47,058
to tell nobody
what the hell he's supposed to do.
1955
01:37:47,161 --> 01:37:48,128
Mas eu sei que é o pai do bebê.
1956
01:37:48,229 --> 01:37:49,924
Y'all ain't gotta tell me,
'cause I know that's the baby daddy.
1957
01:37:50,030 --> 01:37:51,998
I can't wait till I get up in there.
When I get on that stage,
1958
01:37:52,099 --> 01:37:53,464
I'm gonna tell Maury all the truth.
1959
01:37:53,767 --> 01:37:56,861
So why don't we just meet her?
Everybody, here's Madea.
1960
01:37:56,971 --> 01:37:57,960
Madea, come on out.
1961
01:37:58,239 --> 01:38:01,072
Trazê-la aqui, Marley.
Trazê-la aqui, Marley.
1962
01:38:02,643 --> 01:38:05,407
- Madea, prazer em vê-lo.
- Como você está fazendo, Maury?
1963
01:38:06,213 --> 01:38:07,737
I've been trying to tell you,
you are the daddy.
1964
01:38:07,848 --> 01:38:11,443
You the daddy, you the daddy.
That's your baby. This is your baby.
1965
01:38:11,652 --> 01:38:12,710
Madea!
1966
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:15,488
- Esse é o seu bebê! Esse é o seu bebê!
- Madea! Madea!
1967
01:38:15,589 --> 01:38:17,887
That's your baby! That's your baby!
1968
01:38:18,058 --> 01:38:20,026
- Esse é o seu bebê!
- Por favor! Madea, sentar-se.
1969
01:38:20,127 --> 01:38:21,219
- Por favor, Madea.
- Tudo bem.
1970
01:38:22,229 --> 01:38:26,131
Why did you wait until Cora was in her 40s
to tell her who her father was?
1971
01:38:26,233 --> 01:38:27,632
That's because she dumb.
1972
01:38:28,002 --> 01:38:29,629
- O quê?
- Rum-dum-di-di burro.
1973
01:38:30,337 --> 01:38:33,363
Say one more thing. Say one more... thing.
1974
01:38:34,508 --> 01:38:35,770
- Madea, por favor.
- Você tem mais uma vez.
1975
01:38:36,010 --> 01:38:39,537
Now, I didn't tell her, I didn't tell her
'cause it wasn't important.
1976
01:38:40,247 --> 01:38:41,407
I took care of her.
1977
01:38:41,682 --> 01:38:44,116
I gave her everything she needed.
She didn't need to know.
1978
01:38:44,418 --> 01:38:46,215
She did not even need to know
who her daddy was.
1979
01:38:46,487 --> 01:38:51,550
I'm more interested now in Cora,
and having both of her parents in her life.
1980
01:38:51,659 --> 01:38:52,683
- Isso mesmo. Isso mesmo.
- Sim.
1981
01:38:52,826 --> 01:38:54,384
I don't know why.
Hell, she ain't five years old.
1982
01:38:54,495 --> 01:38:56,963
I don't even know why, Cora,
you all got me on this... television.
1983
01:38:57,131 --> 01:38:58,758
Agindo como se você
não tem nenhum ...
1984
01:38:59,033 --> 01:39:01,501
E I. .. Você disse ...
1985
01:39:01,835 --> 01:39:03,268
I know, Madea, who my...
1986
01:39:08,809 --> 01:39:12,006
... Dizer que, Madea.
Não ser assim.
1987
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:15,348
Right, this the father. He is the father.
You are the father.
1988
01:39:15,549 --> 01:39:17,380
- Você é o pai. Você é o pai.
- Ok, agora, espere um minuto.
1989
01:39:17,618 --> 01:39:19,347
You are the father. You are the father.
1990
01:39:19,553 --> 01:39:20,679
- Você é o pai.
- Madea!
1991
01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:23,018
- Você é o ... pai.
- Madea!
1992
01:39:25,392 --> 01:39:27,292
- Sente-se aqui com todos os ...
- Só há uma maneira
de resolver isto.
1993
01:39:27,661 --> 01:39:29,595
Yeah, let's figure it out.
Bring it on, Maury. Bring it on.
1994
01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:31,028
- Nós vamos ter a resposta certa aqui.
- Bring it on.
1995
01:39:31,131 --> 01:39:34,965
He the daddy. You the daddy.
You the daddy. You the daddy.
1996
01:39:35,102 --> 01:39:37,798
You the daddy. Tell him, tell him, Maury.
Tell him. You are the father.
1997
01:39:37,905 --> 01:39:38,894
Tell him, Maury. Tell him.
1998
01:39:39,006 --> 01:39:41,702
In the case of
58-year-old Cora Jean Simmons,
1999
01:39:42,209 --> 01:39:45,440
Brown, você não é o pai.
2000
01:39:50,084 --> 01:39:53,485
- Madea!
- Madea, porque você tem
que fazer isso comigo?
2001
01:39:55,255 --> 01:39:57,655
Madea! Don't do that. Don't do that.
2002
01:39:57,758 --> 01:40:00,352
Don't embarrass yourself
on my show, Madea.
2003
01:40:00,594 --> 01:40:02,926
- Madea, Madea, Madea.
- Eu pensei que ele
era o pai, Maury!
2004
01:40:03,197 --> 01:40:04,858
- Eu pensei que ele era o pai, Maury!
- Não, não, não.
2005
01:40:05,199 --> 01:40:08,100
- Eu pensei que ele era o pai, Maury!
- Ele não é o pai.
2006
01:40:08,202 --> 01:40:11,433
Ligue para 1-800-Choke-Que-Ho.
Eu gosto disso.
2007
01:40:11,638 --> 01:40:14,766
I'm a ho, Maury.
I'm just a no-good ho, Maury.
2008
01:40:14,942 --> 01:40:15,909
Marker.
2009
01:40:16,410 --> 01:40:18,742
Doc, are those your real eyes
or them contacts?
2010
01:40:18,979 --> 01:40:19,946
They're real.
2011
01:40:20,047 --> 01:40:21,378
- O quê?
- Sim, senhor.
2012
01:40:21,815 --> 01:40:24,409
Doctor, are those your eyes?
Are those your eyes?
2013
01:40:24,585 --> 01:40:26,712
- Sim, senhor, eles são.
- O quê?
2014
01:40:27,221 --> 01:40:28,882
You look like an albilo.
2015
01:40:30,357 --> 01:40:33,383
This could be the last time
that you get to hold me.
2016
01:40:33,594 --> 01:40:35,687
- Apenas ...
- Madea!
2017
01:40:36,597 --> 01:40:37,564
What the...
2018
01:40:38,499 --> 01:40:40,967
- Acho que quebrei meu ...
- Vamos fazer o tapa de novo.
2019
01:40:41,235 --> 01:40:44,295
Come on, reset. I'm getting warmed up.
2020
01:40:46,407 --> 01:40:49,968
Mabel, I went to the doctor and they say
I'm dying. I ain't got but a week left.
2021
01:40:50,177 --> 01:40:51,405
You are not dying, Mr. Brown.
2022
01:40:51,512 --> 01:40:53,480
You had a colonoscopy
and they found a growth
2023
01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:55,172
and they wanna remove it and do a biopsy.
2024
01:40:55,282 --> 01:40:56,476
Cora, you don't know
what you're talking about.
2025
01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:58,107
- Você não é médico.
- Isso é o que ele disse.
2026
01:40:58,252 --> 01:41:00,618
- Não é isso que ele disse. Você é médico?
- É.
2027
01:41:00,988 --> 01:41:03,889
That's what I thought. You ain't no doctor
so you don't know doctor stuff.
2028
01:41:04,091 --> 01:41:07,322
Shut up! Heller? Yes. Hold on.
2029
01:41:07,428 --> 01:41:09,362
Kirk Franklin's calling you.
He wants you back.
2030
01:41:10,097 --> 01:41:11,064
Tudo bem, nós cortamos.
2031
01:41:13,267 --> 01:41:14,700
E não seja tão triste.
2032
01:41:14,935 --> 01:41:17,665
You're subject to walk out of here
and get hit by a bus.
2033
01:41:17,771 --> 01:41:19,295
You never know, baby.
2034
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:23,809
That bus will run right over you,
just splatter you all over the pavement.
2035
01:41:23,911 --> 01:41:25,742
Honey, it could be ugly.
2036
01:41:25,846 --> 01:41:28,314
God does things like that.
You just never know.
2037
01:41:28,415 --> 01:41:30,246
Mas muito obrigado.
2038
01:41:31,185 --> 01:41:32,345
We cut.
2039
01:41:33,654 --> 01:41:36,179
E eu não é descobrir o que ele fez
descobrir porque ele não quer ...
2040
01:41:38,358 --> 01:41:40,417
- Bom, ele descobriu.
- Sim, bem que ele descobriu.
2041
01:41:40,527 --> 01:41:42,586
Porque quando você descobrir
o que você não descobrir
2042
01:41:42,729 --> 01:41:43,889
then you'd know what you didn't know.
2043
01:41:43,997 --> 01:41:45,521
E quando você sabe
que você não sabe
2044
01:41:45,632 --> 01:41:47,463
then it don't make no difference
what you don't know no more,
2045
01:41:47,568 --> 01:41:49,365
Porque então você não descobrir
o que você não sabia.
2046
01:41:49,470 --> 01:41:50,903
E uma vez que você descobriu
o que você não sabe ...
2047
01:41:51,004 --> 01:41:51,971
- Bam, Bam.
... Não faz diferença
2048
01:41:52,072 --> 01:41:53,471
... O que você não sabia mais nada.
- Bam.
2049
01:41:53,574 --> 01:41:54,598
Porque quando você descobrir ...
2050
01:41:54,708 --> 01:41:56,505
- Bam.
... Então você pode
saber o que ...
2051
01:41:56,610 --> 01:41:59,078
Some smoking weed, Bam.
Stop smoking all that damn weed.
2052
01:41:59,179 --> 01:42:00,510
- Deixe-me lhe dizer algo.
- Nós cortamos.
2053
01:42:00,614 --> 01:42:02,013
- Oh, vocês ...
- Cut.
2054
01:42:03,083 --> 01:42:05,017
Who's gonna pass us that?
2055
01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:07,587
Your lazy ass won't even get up
and go get the food and bring it down...
2056
01:42:07,688 --> 01:42:09,155
I'm not gonna get that. Harold!
2057
01:42:10,724 --> 01:42:12,749
Bam, você vai chamar Harold para
trazer a comida aqui em baixo?
2058
01:42:12,860 --> 01:42:15,090
- Pelo menos alguém.
- Isso é preguiçoso
como o inferno.
2059
01:42:15,195 --> 01:42:16,992
Well, what do you want me to do?
Get up and get it?
2060
01:42:17,097 --> 01:42:19,292
Yes. Because I sure in
hell ain't gonna get it.
2061
01:42:20,167 --> 01:42:22,931
H.J., come here. Come here.
2062
01:42:23,036 --> 01:42:24,401
I got... This what children are for here.
2063
01:42:24,505 --> 01:42:26,268
That's why you don't buy a remote control,
you have children.
2064
01:42:26,373 --> 01:42:27,362
- Isso mesmo.
- Sim. É por isso que
2065
01:42:27,474 --> 01:42:29,465
you don't need vacuum cleaners or nothing.
Children do all that.
2066
01:42:29,576 --> 01:42:31,942
Well, they got two of them.
You use one, I use the other one.
2067
01:42:32,045 --> 01:42:34,070
- Sim, tudo bem. Qual deles você quer?
- Eu quero que um pouco.
2068
01:42:34,181 --> 01:42:35,739
Trazer o alimento para fora.
Cortamos.
2069
01:42:55,102 --> 01:42:56,797
We cut. Did you get it?
2070
01:42:58,172 --> 01:42:59,332
Sit down!
2071
01:43:00,140 --> 01:43:02,108
Sittin' there like you on a horse.
2072
01:43:03,110 --> 01:43:06,170
Let me tell all of you something,
and I want to make this clear.
2073
01:43:08,582 --> 01:43:10,049
If your mama ain't here
2074
01:43:10,150 --> 01:43:13,586
then your Daddy gonna tell you
what you need to do.
2075
01:43:13,687 --> 01:43:14,745
What?
2076
01:43:15,222 --> 01:43:16,280
Cut.
2077
01:43:16,723 --> 01:43:18,020
... Dizer o que está acontecendo.
- O quê?
2078
01:43:18,125 --> 01:43:22,994
You found out that this was your daughter
just like recently?
2079
01:43:23,096 --> 01:43:24,290
- Sim.
- Sim.
2080
01:43:24,398 --> 01:43:25,490
- Eu tinha 40 e poucos anos.
- Foi terrível.
2081
01:43:25,599 --> 01:43:26,588
What was that like?
2082
01:43:26,700 --> 01:43:29,601
I was happy, you know, but I was sad.
2083
01:43:29,703 --> 01:43:31,637
Porque foi a melhor coisa
que já aconteceu.
2084
01:43:31,738 --> 01:43:33,000
Why was you sad, Cora?
2085
01:43:33,106 --> 01:43:36,803
Porque, num primeiro momento, eu não
queria que fosse ele ser meu pai.
2086
01:43:36,910 --> 01:43:38,400
- Por quê?
- Mas então ...
2087
01:43:38,512 --> 01:43:41,106
Porque, você sabe, olhar para ele.
Mas ele acabou sendo ...
2088
01:43:41,215 --> 01:43:43,376
- Cora, olhe para você.
- Funcionou.
2089
01:43:43,483 --> 01:43:44,882
You ain't no catch either.
2090
01:43:44,985 --> 01:43:47,112
Cora, I'm trying to help, do you a favor.
2091
01:43:47,955 --> 01:43:51,288
Mas o que Madea dizer-lhe toda
a sua vida sobre o seu pai?
2092
01:43:51,391 --> 01:43:52,449
Like you better than me.
2093
01:43:52,559 --> 01:43:53,856
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
2094
01:43:53,961 --> 01:43:55,326
My security people, please.
2095
01:43:55,429 --> 01:43:57,624
Não é ninguém com medo de não segurança.
Porque eu posso levá-los ...
2096
01:43:57,731 --> 01:44:01,189
Don't touch me. I will bust you in your head
with this hammer. Back the hell up.
2097
01:44:01,301 --> 01:44:02,290
- Madea, por favor.
- Eu não tenho medo.
2098
01:44:02,402 --> 01:44:03,767
I will bust you in your head
with this hammer.
2099
01:44:03,870 --> 01:44:04,859
- Madea, por favor.
- Minha senhora, vá lá.
2100
01:44:04,972 --> 01:44:07,406
We're not gonna stand for that on this show.
Come on now.
2101
01:44:07,507 --> 01:44:08,769
I don't wanna sit by her!
2102
01:44:08,875 --> 01:44:11,070
Get out of the way.
You're in front of the camera. Move.
2103
01:44:11,178 --> 01:44:13,237
- Tudo bem. Apenas sentar aqui.
- Eu não vou sentar.
2104
01:44:13,347 --> 01:44:15,076
You're in front of the camera.
Get your ass out of the way
2105
01:44:15,182 --> 01:44:16,774
... É o que estou lhe dizendo.
- Madea.
2106
01:44:16,883 --> 01:44:18,646
- Ela está dizendo para você deslizar sobre.
- Ei, você ainda não
está se movendo.
2107
01:44:18,752 --> 01:44:19,810
You're in the way.
2108
01:44:21,555 --> 01:44:24,319
I'm serious.
Your ass is in front of the camera. Move.
2109
01:44:27,995 --> 01:44:30,896
Tudo certo.
Vocês vão, agora, seguir em frente.
Obter o inferno fora do palco.
2110
01:44:30,998 --> 01:44:31,965
Y'all extras.
2111
01:44:32,099 --> 01:44:35,762
Why did you wait until Cora was in her 40s
to tell her who her father was?
2112
01:44:35,869 --> 01:44:36,961
That's because she's dumb.
2113
01:44:37,070 --> 01:44:40,039
I didn't tell her because
it wasn't important.
2114
01:44:41,908 --> 01:44:43,899
It was not important to her.
2115
01:44:44,011 --> 01:44:46,605
Porque eu cuidava dela.
2116
01:44:46,713 --> 01:44:48,908
- Você era como pai e mãe?
- Sim.
2117
01:44:49,016 --> 01:44:50,108
E ...
2118
01:44:50,584 --> 01:44:55,112
- Eu nunca bateu nenhuma mulher, mas eu vou ...
- Não, não, não, não, não!
2119
01:44:55,222 --> 01:44:57,520
- Não, deixe-me, deixe-me ...
- Não, não, não!
2120
01:44:57,658 --> 01:44:59,523
No, we can't have that on my show.
2121
01:44:59,860 --> 01:45:03,853
- Eu te amo, cara.
- Eu sei.
Oh, gentil. Mr. Brown, eu sei.
2122
01:45:04,731 --> 01:45:07,495
- Eu sei. Eu sei. Eu sei.
- Eu estou tendo um
colapso nervoso.
2123
01:45:07,634 --> 01:45:09,067
I want you to be my daddy.
2124
01:45:09,169 --> 01:45:11,000
Mas eu quero ser
seu homem agora.
2125
01:45:11,138 --> 01:45:12,696
What? Now what...
2126
01:45:14,207 --> 01:45:16,175
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