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Chapter One
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Once upon a time...
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in Nazi-occupied France
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Go back inside and shut the door.
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Julie, get me some
water for my wash up...
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...then get inside with your sisters.
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Ready, Papa.
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Thank you, my darling...
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...now you go inside with your sisters.
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Don't run.
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Is this the property
of Perrier LaPadite?
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I am Perrier LaPadite.
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It is a pleasure to meet
you, Monsieur LaPadite...
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...I am Colonel Hans Landa of the SS.
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What can I do for you?
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I was hoping you could
invite me inside your home...
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...and we may have a discussion.
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Certainly. After you.
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Colonel Landa, this is my family.
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Colonel Hans Landa of the SS...
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...Mademoiselle...
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...at your service.
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The rumors I have heard in the
village about your family are all true.
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Each one of your daughters
is more lovely than the last.
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Merci.
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Please...
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...have a seat.
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Suzanne, would you be so good
as to get the Colonel some wine?
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But no.
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Merci beaucoup, Monsieur
LaPadite, but no wine.
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This being a dairy farm, one would
be safe in assuming you have milk?
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Oui.
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Then milk is what I prefer.
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Very well.
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Julie, would you mind
closing the window?
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Merci.
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Monsieur, to both your
family and your cows...
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...I say, "Bravo."
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Thank you.
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Please join me at your table.
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Very well.
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Monsieur LaPadite...
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...what we have to discuss would
be better discussed in private.
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You'll notice I left my men outdoors.
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If it wouldn't offend them, could you
ask your lovely ladies to step outside?
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You are right.
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Charlotte, would you
take the girls outside?
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The Colonel and I need
to have a few words.
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Monsieur LaPadite...
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...I regret to inform you I've
exhausted the extent of my French.
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To continue to speak it so inadequately
would only serve to embarrass me.
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However, I've been led to believe
you speak English quite well.
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Yes.
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Well, it just so happens, I do
as well. This being your house...
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...I ask your permission
to switch to English...
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...for the remainder
of the conversation.
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By all means.
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While I'm very familiar
with you and your family,
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I have no way of knowing if
you are familiar with who I am.
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Are you aware of my existence?
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- Yes.
- This is good.
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Now, are you aware of the job I've
been ordered to carry out in France?
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Yes.
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Please tell me what you've heard.
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I've heard
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that the F�hrer has put you in charge
of rounding up the Jews left in France
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who are either hiding
or passing for Gentile.
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The F�hrer couldn't have
said it better himself.
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But the meaning of your visit,
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pleasant though it is,
is mysterious to me.
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The Germans looked through my house
nine months ago for hiding Jews
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and found nothing.
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I'm aware of that.
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I've read the reports of this area.
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But like any enterprise,
when under new management,
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there is always a slight
duplication of efforts,
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most of it being a complete waste of
time, but needs to be done nevertheless.
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I just have a few
questions, monsieur LaPadite.
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If you can assist me with answers,
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my department can close
the file on your family.
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Now,
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before the occupation, there were
four Jewish families in this area,
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all dairy farmers like yourself.
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Doleracs, Rollins, the Loveitts
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and the Dreyfuses.
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Is that correct?
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To my knowledge,
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those were the Jewish families
among the dairy farmers.
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Herr Colonel, would it disturb
you if I smoked my pipe?
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Please, monsieur LaPadite,
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this is your house, make
yourself comfortable.
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Now, according to these papers,
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all the Jewish families in this
area have been accounted for
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except the Dreyfuses.
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Somewhere in the last year it
would appear they've vanished.
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Which leads me to the conclusion that
they've either made good their escape
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or someone is very
successfully hiding them.
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What have you heard about the
Dreyfuses, monsieur LaPadite?
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- Only rumors.
- I love rumors!
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Facts could be so misleading,
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where rumors, true or
false, are often revealing.
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So, monsieur LaPadite,
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what rumors have you heard
regarding the Dreyfuses?
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Again, this is just a rumor,
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but we heard the Dreyfuses
had made their way into Spain.
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So, the rumors you've
heard have been of escape?
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Yes.
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Having never met the Dreyfuses,
would you confirm for me
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the exact members of the
household and their names?
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There were five of them.
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The father, Jacob.
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Wife, Miram.
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And her brother, Bob.
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How old is Bob?
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Thirty, 31.
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Continue.
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And the children,
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Amos
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and Shosanna.
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Ages of the children?
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Amos was nine or 10.
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- And Shosanna?
- And Shosanna was
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18 or 19. I'm not really sure.
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Well, I guess that should do it.
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However, before I go, could I have
another glass of your delicious milk?
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But of course.
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Monsieur LaPadite,
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are you aware of the nickname the
people of France have given me?
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I have no interest in such things.
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But you are aware of what they call me.
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I'm aware.
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What are you aware of?
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- That they call you "The Jew Hunter."
- Precisely.
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I understand your
trepidation in repeating it.
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Heydrich apparently hates the moniker
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the good people of Prague
have bestowed on him.
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Actually, why he would hate the
name "the Hangman" is baffling to me.
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It would appear he has done
everything in his power to earn it.
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Now I, on the other hand,
love my unofficial title
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precisely because I've earned it.
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The feature that makes me such an
effective hunter of the Jews is,
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as opposed to most German soldiers,
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I can think like a Jew
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where they can only think like a German.
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More precisely, a German soldier.
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Now, if one were to determine what attribute
the German people share with a beast,
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it would be the cunning and the
predatory instinct of a hawk.
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But if one were to determine what
attributes the Jews share with a beast,
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it would be that of the rat.
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The F�hrer and Goebbels' propaganda
have said pretty much the same thing.
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But where our conclusions differ,
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is I don't consider the
comparison an insult.
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Consider for a moment
the world a rat lives in.
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It's a hostile world, indeed.
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If a rat were to scamper through
your front door, right now,
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would you greet it with hostility?
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I suppose I would.
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Has a rat ever done anything to you to
create this animosity you feel toward them?
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Rats spread disease. They bite people.
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Rats were the cause of the bubonic
plague, but that's some time ago.
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I propose to you any
disease a rat could spread,
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a squirrel could equally carry.
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Would you agree?
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Yet, I assume you don't share
the same animosity with squirrels
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- that you do with rats, do you?
- No.
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Yet, they're both rodents, are they not?
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And except for the tail, they
even rather look alike, don't they?
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It's an interesting
thought, Herr Colonel.
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However interesting
as the thought may be,
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it makes not one bit of
difference to how you feel.
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If a rat were to walk in
here, right now, as I'm talking
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would you greet it with a
saucer of your delicious milk?
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Probably not.
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I didn't think so.
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You don't like them.
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You don't really know
why you don't like them.
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All you know is you find them repulsive.
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Consequently, a German
soldier conducts a search
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of a house suspected of hiding Jews.
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Where does the hawk look?
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He looks in the barn, he looks in
the attic, he looks in the cellar,
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he looks everywhere he would hide.
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But there are so many places it
would never occur to a hawk to hide.
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However, the reason the F�hrer has
brought me off my Alps in Austria
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and placed me in French cow country
today is because it does occur to me.
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Because I'm aware what tremendous
feats human beings are capable of
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once they abandon dignity.
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May I smoke my pipe as well?
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Please, Herr Colonel,
make yourself at home.
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Now, my job dictates
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that I must have my men enter your home
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and conduct a thorough search
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before I can officially cross
your family's name off my list.
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And if there are any irregularities
to be found, rest assured they will be.
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That is unless you have
something to tell me
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that makes the conducting
of a search unnecessary.
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I might add, also, that any information
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that makes the performance of my duty
easier will not be met with punishment.
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Actually, quite the contrary.
It will be met with reward.
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And that reward will be,
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your family will cease
to be harassed in any way
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by the German military during the
rest of our occupation of your country.
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You're sheltering enemies
of the state, are you not?
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Yes.
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You're sheltering them underneath
your floorboards, aren't you?
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Yes.
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Point out to me the areas
where they're hiding.
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Since I haven't heard any disturbance,
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I assume, while they're listening,
they don't speak English.
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Yes.
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I'm going to switch back to French now,
and I want you to follow my masquerade.
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Is that clear?
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Yes.
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Monsieur LaPadite...
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...I thank you for the milk...
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...and your hospitality.
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I do believe our business here is done.
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Ah, ladies.
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I thank you for your time.
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We shan't be bothering
your family any longer.
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So, Monsieur...
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...Mademoiselle.
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I bid farewell to you and say...
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...adieu.
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It's the girl.
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Au revoir, Shosanna!
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Chapter Two
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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
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Ten-hut!
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My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
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And I'm putting together a special
team, and I need me eight soldiers.
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Eight Jewish American soldiers.
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Now, you all might've heard rumors
about the armada happening soon.
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Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier.
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We're going to be dropped into
France dressed as civilians.
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Once we're in enemy territory,
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as a bushwhacking guerrilla army,
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we're going to be doing one
thing and one thing only.
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Killing Nazis.
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I don't know about you all,
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but I sure as hell didn't come down
from the goddamn Smoky Mountains,
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cross 5,000 miles of water, fight
my way through half of Sicily
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and jump out of a fucking airplane to
teach the Nazis lessons in humanity.
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Nazi ain't got no humanity.
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They're the foot soldiers of a
Jew-hating, mass-murdering maniac
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and they need to be destroyed.
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That's why any and every son of a
bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform,
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they're going to die.
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Now, I'm the direct descendent
of the mountain man Jim Bridger.
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That means I got a little Indian in me.
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00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:51,619
And our battle plan will be
that of an Apache resistance.
253
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,998
We will be cruel to the Germans.
254
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,668
And through our cruelty,
they will know who we are.
255
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,129
And they will find the
evidence of our cruelty
256
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,131
in the disemboweled, dismembered
257
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,885
and disfigured bodies of their
brothers we leave behind us.
258
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,512
And the German won't be
able to help themselves
259
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:13,308
but imagine the cruelty their
brothers endured at our hands,
260
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:17,395
and our boot heels and
the edge of our knives.
261
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:21,149
And the German will be sickened by us.
262
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,443
And the German will talk about us.
263
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,695
And the German will fear us.
264
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,740
And when the German
closes their eyes at night
265
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,118
and they're tortured by their
subconscious for the evil they have done,
266
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,872
it will be with thoughts of
us that they are tortured with.
267
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,625
Sound good?
268
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,335
Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
269
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,463
That's what I like to hear.
270
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,509
But I got a word of warning
for all you would-be warriors.
271
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,470
When you join my command,
you take on debit.
272
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,473
A debit you owe me, personally.
273
00:23:55,476 --> 00:24:00,063
Each and every man under my
command owes me 100 Nazi scalps.
274
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,565
And I want my scalps.
275
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:08,696
And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps
taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis.
276
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,200
Or you will die trying!
277
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:14,911
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
278
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:18,581
How much more of these
Jew swine must I endure?
279
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,043
They butcher my men
like they were flies!
280
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,839
Do you know the latest
rumor they've conjured up
281
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:29,342
in their fear-induced delirium?
282
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,677
The one...
283
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,972
...that beats my boys with a bat!
284
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,142
The one they call "The Bear Jew"...
285
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,393
...is a Golem!
286
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,728
My F�hrer, this is
just soldiers' gossip.
287
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:46,317
No one really believes
"The Bear Jew" is a Golem.
288
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,694
Why not?
289
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,947
They seem to be able to elude
capture like an apparition.
290
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,577
They seem to be able to
appear and disappear at will.
291
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,956
You want to prove
they're flesh and blood?
292
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,458
Then bring them to me!
293
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:08,298
I will hang them naked, by their
heels, from the Eiffel Tower!
294
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:12,468
And then throw their
bodies in the sewers...
295
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:16,097
...for the rats of Paris to feast!
296
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,352
Kliest!
297
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:23,646
Yes, my F�hrer!
298
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:28,610
I have an order I want relayed to all
German soldiers stationed in France.
299
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,947
The Jew degenerate
known as "The Bear Jew",
300
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,117
henceforth, is never to be
referred to as The Bear Jew again.
301
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,453
Yes, my F�hrer!
302
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,496
Do you still wish to see Private Butz?
303
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,582
Who and what is a Private Butz?
304
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,293
He's the soldier you
wanted to see personally.
305
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:49,214
His squad was ambushed
by Lt. Raine's Jews.
306
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,174
He was its only survivor.
307
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:54,802
Indeed, I do want to see him.
Thank you for reminding me.
308
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,054
Send him in.
309
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,150
Sergeant Rachtmann, Ludwig and I
310
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,195
were the only ones left
alive after the ambush.
311
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,659
While one man guarded us,
the rest removed the hair.
312
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,989
Hey, Hirschberg.
313
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,449
Send that Kraut sarge over.
314
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,034
You. Go.
315
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,820
Sergeant Werner Rachtman.
316
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,324
Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
Pleased to meet you.
317
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,909
You know what "sit down" means, Werner?
318
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,786
- Yes.
- Then sit down.
319
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:48,583
How is your English, Werner?
320
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,586
Because if need be, we got a
couple of fellows who can translate.
321
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,795
Wicki here,
322
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,132
an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out
of Munich while the getting was good.
323
00:27:56,216 --> 00:28:00,094
Became American, got drafted,
come back to give y'all what for.
324
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,306
Another one up there you
might be familiar with.
325
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,266
Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.
326
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,853
Heard of him?
327
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,899
Everybody in the German Army
has heard of Hugo Stiglitz.
328
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,495
The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity
329
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,747
among German soldiers is simple.
330
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:33,461
As a German-enlisted man, he
killed 13 Gestapo officers.
331
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:50,770
Instead of putting
him up against a wall,
332
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,689
the High Command decided
to send him back to Berlin
333
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,233
to be made an example of.
334
00:28:56,819 --> 00:29:00,530
Needless to say, once the
Basterds heard about him,
335
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,532
he never got there.
336
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,404
Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz?
337
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,784
Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
These are the Basterds.
338
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,536
Ever heard of us?
339
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:53,082
We just want to say we're
a big fan of your work.
340
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,417
When it comes to killing Nazis,
341
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:59,839
I think you show great talent.
342
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:03,718
And I pride myself for having
an eye for that kind of talent.
343
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:10,391
But your status as a Nazi
killer is still amateur.
344
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:14,437
We all come here to see
if you want to go pro.
345
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,613
Can I assume you know who we are?
346
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:24,989
You're Aldo the Apache.
347
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,868
Werner, if you heard of us,
348
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,621
you probably heard we ain't in
the prisoner-taking business.
349
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:35,625
We in the killing Nazi business,
and, cousin, business is a-booming.
350
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:36,959
Oh, yeah.
351
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:40,129
Now, that leaves two
ways we can play this out.
352
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,423
Either kill you or let you go.
353
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,051
Whether or not you're going
to leave this ditch alive
354
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,094
depends entirely on you.
355
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,143
Up the road a piece, there's an orchard.
356
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:58,981
Besides you, we know there's another
Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere.
357
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,984
If that patrol were to
have any crack shots,
358
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:05,029
that orchard would be a
goddamn sniper's delight.
359
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:09,575
So if you ever want to eat
a sauerkraut sandwich again,
360
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:14,497
you got to show me on this
here map where they are.
361
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,751
You got to tell me how many
they are, and you got to tell me
362
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,254
what kind of artillery
they're carrying with them.
363
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:26,968
You can't expect me to divulge information
that would put German lives in danger.
364
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:32,014
Well, now, Werner, that's where you're
wrong, because that's exactly what I expect.
365
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,976
I need to know about
Germans hiding in trees.
366
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,229
And you need to tell me. And
you need to tell me right now.
367
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,982
Now, just take that finger of yours
368
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:44,360
and point out on this here map
where this party is being held,
369
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,822
how many is coming and what
they brought to play with.
370
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:57,206
I respectfully refuse, sir.
371
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,876
Hear that?
372
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,254
Yes.
373
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,676
That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz.
374
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:11,679
You might know him
better by his nickname.
375
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,514
The Bear Jew.
376
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,644
Now, if you heard ofAldo the Apache,
you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.
377
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,689
- I heard of The Bear Jew.
- What did you hear?
378
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:25,192
Beats German soldiers with a club.
379
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,363
He bashes their brains in with
a baseball bat, what he does.
380
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,782
And, Werner, I'm going to
ask you one last goddamn time,
381
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:35,870
and if you still respectfully
refuse, I'm calling The Bear Jew over.
382
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,872
He's going to take that big bat of his,
383
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,083
and he's going to beat
your ass to death with it.
384
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,213
Now, take your
Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger,
385
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:49,300
and point out on this
map what I want to know.
386
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,726
Fuck you.
387
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,770
And your Jew dogs.
388
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,734
Actually, Werner, we're all
tickled to hear you say that.
389
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,694
Quite frankly, watching
Donny beat Nazis to death
390
00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:11,656
is the closest we ever get
to going to the movies. Donny!
391
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:12,865
Yeah?
392
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,451
Got us a German here who
wants to die for country.
393
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,911
Oblige him.
394
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,980
Did you get that for killing Jews?
395
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,398
Bravery.
396
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,082
Yeah!
397
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:50,087
Oh, no!
398
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:51,338
Donny!
399
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:53,048
Yeah, Donny!
400
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,051
About now I'd be shitting
my pants if I was you.
401
00:34:57,554 --> 00:35:00,222
Teddy Fucking Williams
knocks it out of the park!
402
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:03,934
Fenway Park is on its feet
for Teddy Fucking Ballgame!
403
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:07,938
He went yard on that one, on
to fucking Lansdowne Street!
404
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,064
You!
405
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,028
Damn it, Hirschberg!
406
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,031
Donny, bring that other
one over here. Alive!
407
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,201
Get the fuck up! Batter
up. You're on deck!
408
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,204
Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground.
409
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,289
English?
410
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,708
Wicki.
411
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,297
Ask him if he wants to live.
412
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,885
Tell him to point out on
this map the German position.
413
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,391
Ask him how many Germans.
414
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,479
Around about 12.
415
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,064
What kind of artillery?
416
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,072
How did you survive this ordeal?
417
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:00,950
They let me go.
418
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,410
Now, when you report what happened here,
419
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:07,164
you can't tell them you told us
what you told us. They'll shoot you.
420
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:11,126
They're going to want to know why
you so special, we let you live.
421
00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:14,922
So tell them, we let you live so you
could spread the word through the ranks
422
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,424
what's going to happen
to every Nazi we find.
423
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,263
You are not to tell anybody
anything. Not one word of detail!
424
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,100
Your outfit was ambushed,
and you got away!
425
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,935
Not one word more!
426
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:30,354
Yes, my F�hrer.
427
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,277
Did they mark you like they
did the other survivors?
428
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,779
Yes, my F�hrer.
429
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:43,284
Now that you've survived the war, when
you get home, what you going to do?
430
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,873
I will hug my mother like
I've never hugged her before.
431
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,625
He's going to hug his mother.
432
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,462
Well, ain't that nice?
433
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,464
Ask if he's going to
take off his uniform.
434
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,969
Not only shall I remove
it, but I intend to burn it.
435
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,388
He's going to burn it.
436
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,391
Yeah, that's what we
thought. We don't like that.
437
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:12,396
See, we like our Nazis in uniforms.
That way you can spot them.
438
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,981
Just like that.
439
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:22,865
But you take off that uniform, ain't
nobody going to know you's a Nazi.
440
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,159
And that don't sit well with us.
441
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,834
So I'm going to give you a little
something you can't take off.
442
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:49,683
You know, Lieutenant, you're
getting pretty good at that.
443
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:53,354
You know how you get to
Carnegie Hall, don't you?
444
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,522
Practice.
445
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,526
Chapter Three
446
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:03,405
GERMAN NIGHT IN PARIS
447
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,703
JUNE
448
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:05,592
What starts tomorrow?
449
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,388
A Max Linder festival.
450
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,100
I always preferred Linder to Chaplin.
451
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,229
Except Linder never made
a film as good as "The Kid."
452
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,274
The chase climax of "The Kid", superb.
453
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,615
I adore your cinema very much.
454
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:31,618
Merci.
455
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:32,953
Is it yours?
456
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:35,748
Do I own it?
457
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:36,957
Oui.
458
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:38,584
Oui.
459
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,630
How is it a girl as young
as you owns a cinema?
460
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,591
My aunt left it to me.
461
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,677
Merci for hosting a German night.
462
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,138
I don't have a choice...
463
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:52,806
...but you're welcome.
464
00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,768
I love the Riefenstahl mountain films...
465
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,144
...especially Piz Pal�.
466
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,814
It's nice to see a French girl
who's an admirer of Riefenstahl.
467
00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:03,317
"Admire" would not really
be the word I would use...
468
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:06,278
...to describe my feelings
towards Fr�ulein Riefenstahl.
469
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,491
But you do admire the
director Pabst, don't you?
470
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,119
That's why you include
his name on the marquee...
471
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,205
...when you didn't have to.
472
00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:28,383
I'm French. We respect
directors in our country.
473
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:30,385
Even Germans.
474
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,845
Even Germans, oui.
475
00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,848
Merci for your
assistance, soldier. Adieu.
476
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,060
You're not finished.
477
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:39,853
I'll finish in the morning.
478
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,355
May I ask your name?
479
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,192
You wish to see my papers?
480
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,375
Emmanuelle Mimieux.
481
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,169
That's a very pretty name.
482
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,380
Merci.
483
00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:07,756
Are you finished with my papers?
484
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,762
Mademoiselle, may I introduce myself...
485
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:15,931
...Fredrick Zoller.
486
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,523
Well...
487
00:41:25,859 --> 00:41:29,736
...it's been a pleasure chatting
with a fellow cinema lover.
488
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,197
Sweet dreams, mademoiselle.
489
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,074
Adieu.
490
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:16,825
Hello, mademoiselle.
491
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,285
May I join you?
492
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:20,621
Look, Fredrick...
493
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,123
You remember my name?
494
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,458
Yes.
495
00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:28,295
Look, you seem a
pleasant enough fellow...
496
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:29,463
Thank you.
497
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,756
You're welcome.
498
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,841
Regardless, I want you
to stop pestering me.
499
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:38,138
I apologize, mademoiselle...
500
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,015
...I wasn't trying to be a pest.
501
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,643
I was simply trying to be friendly.
502
00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:44,853
I don't wish to be your friend.
503
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,481
Why not?
504
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:50,984
Don't act like an infant. You know why.
505
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,155
I'm more than just a uniform.
506
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:56,657
Not to me.
507
00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,451
If you are so desperate
for a French girlfriend...
508
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,620
...I suggest you try Vichy.
509
00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:35,404
Who are you?
510
00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:37,155
I thought I was just a uniform.
511
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:39,408
You're not just a German soldier.
512
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,077
Are you somebody's son?
513
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,038
Most German soldiers are somebody's son.
514
00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,657
You're a very lucky girl,
catching a brave war hero.
515
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,577
No, no, no, no, the mademoiselle
is not my girlfriend.
516
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:27,247
Can you write "Amour Babette"?
517
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,103
So you're a war hero.
518
00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:52,689
What did you do?
519
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,613
I was alone in a bell
tower in a walled off city.
520
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,116
It was myself and a thousand
rounds of ammo, in a bird's nest...
521
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:06,286
...against three hundred enemy soldiers.
522
00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:08,955
What's a bird's nest?
523
00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,795
A bird's nest is what a
sniper would call a bell tower.
524
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:18,256
It's a high structure, offering a
three hundred and sixty degree view.
525
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,218
Very advantageous for marksmen.
526
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:24,638
How many did you kill?
527
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:27,432
Sixty-eight.
528
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:30,769
The first day.
529
00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:34,314
A hundred and fifty...
530
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,317
...the second day.
531
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,655
Thirty-two the third day.
532
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,076
On the fourth day they exited the city.
533
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:51,748
Naturally, my war story received
a lot of attention in Germany...
534
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,667
...that's why they all recognize me.
535
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:57,337
They call me the German Sergeant York.
536
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,257
Maybe they'll make a
film about your exploits.
537
00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,345
Well, that's just what
Joseph Goebbels thought.
538
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,682
So he did and called it "Nation's Pride".
539
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:14,438
And they wanted me to play myself...
540
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:16,815
...so I did.
541
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,818
Joseph thinks this movie will
be proven to be his masterpiece.
542
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,154
And I will be the German Van Johnson.
543
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,489
"Nation's Pride" is about you?
544
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,702
"Nation's Pride" is starring you?
545
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:29,953
I know.
546
00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:31,204
Comical?
547
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,375
Well, good luck with your movie, Private. I
hope all goes well for Joseph and yourself.
548
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,512
Goodbye!
549
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,807
- Do you need help?
- No, it's okay.
550
00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:52,559
If you need me, I'll
be in the storage room.
551
00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:53,727
Okay, my love.
552
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:28,637
Mademoiselle Mimieux?
553
00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:31,973
Yes?
554
00:47:36,938 --> 00:47:38,021
Is this your cinema?
555
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:39,147
Yes.
556
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,486
Come down!
557
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,281
Please.
558
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:05,966
I don't understand. What have I done?
559
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,343
She wants to know what she's done.
560
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:09,844
Get your ass in that car.
561
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:34,995
It's only the offspring of slaves that
allows America to be competitive athletically.
562
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:40,292
American Olympic gold can
be measured in Negro sweat.
563
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,017
Good, you came.
564
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,227
I wasn't sure whether or not
you'd accept my invitation.
565
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,146
Invitation?
566
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:03,440
Is that the young lady
in question, Fredrick?
567
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,566
Yes, it is, Dr. Goebbels.
568
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,319
Emmanuelle, there is
somebody I want you to meet.
569
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:13,867
Emmanuelle Mimieux, I'd like to introduce
you to the minister of propaganda...
570
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:17,203
...the leader of the entire
German film industry...
571
00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:21,541
...and now that I'm an actor,
my boss, Dr. Joseph Goebbels.
572
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,377
Your reputation precedes
you, Fr�ulein Mimieux.
573
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,220
And normally, this is Herr
Goebbels' French interpreter...
574
00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:35,764
...Mademoiselle Francesca Mondino.
575
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:37,223
Hello.
576
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,105
Hello.
577
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,859
And you've met the Major.
578
00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:51,738
Actually, I didn't introduce myself.
Major Dieter Hellstrom of the Gestapo.
579
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,406
At your service, mademoiselle.
580
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,450
Please allow me...
581
00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:57,786
...have a seat, please.
582
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:06,920
Try the champagne,
mademoiselle, it's quite good.
583
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:18,056
I must say, Fr�ulein, I should
be rather annoyed with you.
584
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,060
I arrive in France...
585
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,145
...and I wish to have
lunch with my star.
586
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,273
Little do I know...
587
00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:30,276
...he's become the toast of Paris.
588
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:32,445
And now he must find time for me.
589
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:41,955
People wait in line
hours, days to see me.
590
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,125
For the F�hrer...
591
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:48,461
...and Private Zoller, I wait.
592
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:53,174
So finally, I'm granted an
audience with the young Private.
593
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:59,973
And he spends the entire lunch
speaking of you and your cinema.
594
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:02,058
So Fr�ulein Mimieux,
let's get down to business.
595
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,310
Herr Minister Doctor Goebbels...
596
00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:05,520
I haven't informed her yet.
597
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:07,981
Unless the girl's a simpleton, I'm
sure she's figured it out by now.
598
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,816
After all, she does operate a cinema.
599
00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,026
Francesca, tell her.
600
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,405
What they are trying to tell you,
Emmanuelle, is Private Zoller...
601
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:18,032
...has spent the last hour at lunch
trying to convince Monsieur Goebbels...
602
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:20,660
...to abandon previous plans for
Private Zoller's film premiere...
603
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,663
...and change the venue to your cinema.
604
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:25,957
What?
605
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:28,251
I wanted to inform her.
606
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,462
Shit! I apologize,
Private, of course you did.
607
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:32,839
What's the issue?
608
00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:36,009
The Private wanted to inform
the mademoiselle himself.
609
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:37,510
Nonsense!
610
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,847
Until I ask my questions,
he has nothing to inform.
611
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,934
Let the record state, I have not agreed
to switch cinemas for my premiere.
612
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:46,936
Duly noted.
613
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,526
You have opera boxes?
614
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,196
Yes.
615
00:51:57,198 --> 00:51:58,239
How many?
616
00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,075
Two.
617
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,245
More would be better.
618
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,123
How many seats in your auditorium?
619
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,833
Three hundred and fifty.
620
00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:15,882
That's almost four
hundred less than The Ritz.
621
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,550
But Dr. Goebbels...
622
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,135
...that's not such a terrible thing.
623
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:22,764
You said yourself you didn't want to
indulge every two-faced French bourgeois...
624
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:23,890
...taking up space, currying favor.
625
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:27,101
With less seats, it makes
the event more exclusive.
626
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,980
You're not trying to fill the
house, they're fighting for seats.
627
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,316
Besides, to hell with the French.
628
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:37,237
This is a German night, a German
event, a German celebration.
629
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,281
This night is for you, me...
630
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,784
...for the German military,
the high command...
631
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:43,910
...their family and friends.
632
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,287
The only people who should
be allowed in the room...
633
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,748
...are people who will be moved
by the exploits on the screen.
634
00:52:58,259 --> 00:53:00,260
I see your public speaking has improved.
635
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,763
It appears I've created a monster.
636
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:09,269
A strangely persuasive monster.
637
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:18,152
When the war is over, politics await.
638
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:27,954
Well, Private...
639
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,835
...though it is true, I'm
inclined to indulge you anything...
640
00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:38,673
I must watch a film in this young lady's
cinema before I can say, yes or no.
641
00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:44,762
So young lady, you are to close your
cinema for a private screening tonight.
642
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,979
What German films do you have?
643
00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:54,981
Ah, Landa, you are here.
644
00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:00,820
Emmanuelle, this is Colonel
Hans Landa of the SS.
645
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:03,406
He'll be running the
security for the premiere.
646
00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,039
Charmed, mademoiselle.
647
00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,423
Au revoir, Shosanna!
648
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:25,053
And now I must get the Reich
Minister to his next appointment.
649
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,680
Slave driver.
650
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,351
French slave driver.
651
00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,940
Actually, in my role as
security chief of this joyous
652
00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:39,025
German occasion, I'm afraid I must...
653
00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,611
...have a word with
Mademoiselle Mimieux.
654
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,614
What sort of discussion?
655
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:51,871
That sounded suspiciously like a Private
questioning the order of a Colonel.
656
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,539
Or am I just being sensitive?
657
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:55,959
Nothing could be further
from the truth, Colonel.
658
00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,377
Your authority is beyond question.
659
00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,046
But your reputation does precede you.
660
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,340
Should Mademoiselle Mimieux
or myself be concerned?
661
00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:04,884
Hans, the boy means no harm...
662
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,053
...he's simply smitten.
663
00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:10,390
And he's correct. Your
reputation does precede you.
664
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:14,560
No need for concern, you two. As security
chief, I simply need to have a chat...
665
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:17,897
...with the possible new
venue's property owner.
666
00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:31,869
Have you tried the strudel here?
667
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,665
No, no.
668
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,166
It's not so terrible.
669
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:43,631
So how is it the young Private
and yourself came to be acquainted?
670
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,721
Yes, two strudels. One for myself
and one for the mademoiselle.
671
00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:54,892
For me a cup of espresso
and for the mademoiselle...
672
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:56,394
...a glass of milk.
673
00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:02,567
So, mademoiselle, you were
beginning to explain...?
674
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:09,240
Up until a couple of days ago, I
had no knowledge of Private Zoller...
675
00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:10,950
...or his exploits.
676
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:13,077
To me...
677
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,582
...the Private was simply just a patron
of my cinema. We spoke a few times but-
678
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,752
Mademoiselle, let me interrupt you.
679
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:24,338
This is a simple formality.
680
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:27,091
No reason for you to feel anxious.
681
00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:34,766
I apologize, I forgot
to order the cream.
682
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:36,434
One moment.
683
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:45,026
Wait for the cream.
684
00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:00,792
So, Emmanuelle. May
I call you Emmanuelle?
685
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:02,960
Oui.
686
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,340
So, Emmanuelle...
687
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:09,717
...explain to me...
688
00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:13,805
...how does it happen, that a young lady
such as yourself, comes to own a cinema?
689
00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:27,360
After you.
690
00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:44,836
Verdict?
691
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,880
Like I said, not so terrible.
692
00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,850
You were explaining the origin
of your cinema ownership.
693
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:04,021
The cinema originally
belonged to my aunt and uncle.
694
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,191
What are their names?
695
00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:08,818
Jean-Pierre and Ada Mimieux.
696
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,028
Where are they now?
697
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,865
My uncle was killed during Blitzkrieg.
698
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,741
Pity.
699
00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:17,827
Continue.
700
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:21,581
Aunt Ada passed away
from fever last spring.
701
00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,166
Regrettable.
702
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:27,628
It's come to my attention you have
a Negro in your employ. Is that true?
703
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:30,715
Oui.
704
00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:33,676
He is a Frenchman.
705
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,220
His name is Marcel.
706
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:41,517
He worked with my aunt and uncle
since they opened the cinema.
707
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,729
He's the only other
one who works with me.
708
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,063
Doing what?
709
00:58:46,315 --> 00:58:47,398
Projectionist.
710
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:49,192
Is he any good?
711
00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:50,484
The best.
712
00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:55,740
Actually, one could see where that
might be a good trade for them.
713
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:04,874
Can you operate the projectors?
714
00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:06,584
Of course I can.
715
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:11,964
Knowing the Reich Minister as I do...
716
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,675
I'm quite positive...
717
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:19,222
...he wouldn't want the success or
failure of his illustrious evening...
718
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,434
...dependent on the prowess of a Negro.
719
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,145
So...
720
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,730
...if it comes to pass...
721
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,484
...we hold this event at your venue...
722
00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:35,571
...talented no doubt,
as your Negro may be...
723
00:59:36,949 --> 00:59:38,032
...you will...
724
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,534
...operate the projectors.
725
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,749
Is that acceptable?
726
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:48,417
Oui.
727
00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:51,003
Cigarette?
728
00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:55,258
They are not French.
729
00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:57,218
They are German.
730
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,446
I did have something
else I wanted to ask you.
731
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:32,545
But right now, for the life of
me, I can't remember what it is.
732
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:35,881
Oh, well, must not have been important.
733
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,137
'Til tonight.
734
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,025
I must say, I appreciate
the modesty of this cinema.
735
01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:57,820
Your cinema has real
respect, almost church like.
736
01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,615
Not to say we couldn't
spruce the place up a bit.
737
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:04,327
Maybe I'll go to the Louvre,
pick up a few Greek nudes,
738
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,078
and scatter them about the lobby.
739
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:10,249
So, Emmanuelle, how did
you like "Lucky Kids"?
740
01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:13,753
I quite like Lilian Harvey.
741
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:16,172
Lilian Harvey!
742
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,507
Never mention that name
again in my presence!
743
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:43,032
Hey...
744
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,950
...what the fuck are we supposed to do?
745
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,455
It looks like we're supposed
to have a Nazi premiere.
746
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:53,125
Like I said, what the
fuck are we supposed to do?
747
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,631
Well, I need to talk
with you about that.
748
01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:02,802
I'm confused, what are we talking about?
749
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:07,139
Filling the cinema with Nazis
and burning it down to the ground.
750
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:08,474
I'm not talking about that.
751
01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:09,975
You are talking about that.
752
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:12,144
No, we're talking about that, right now.
753
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:16,649
If we can keep this place from
burning down by ourselves...
754
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,984
...we can burn it down by ourselves?
755
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:23,239
Oui, Shosanna, we could do that.
756
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:26,242
And with Madame Mimieux's 350
nitrate film print collection...
757
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,495
...we wouldn't even need explosives...
758
01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:31,497
...would we?
759
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,667
You mean we wouldn't
need any more explosives?
760
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:39,338
At that time, 35 millimeter
nitrate film was so flammable
761
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:42,508
that you couldn't even bring
a reeI onto a streetcar.
762
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,427
Hey, you can't bring those
here on a public vehicle.
763
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,928
- They're films, ain't they?
- Yes.
764
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,680
Then they're flammable. Go on, hop off.
765
01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:51,684
Because nitrate film burns
three times faster than paper.
766
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,356
Shosanna has a collection
767
01:02:57,441 --> 01:03:02,486
of over 350 nitrate film prints.
768
01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,532
I am going to burn down
the cinema on Nazi night.
769
01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:13,664
And if I'm going to
burn down the cinema...
770
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,124
...which I am...
771
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,378
...we both know, you're not
going to let me do it by myself.
772
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,551
Because you love me. And I love you.
773
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:28,053
And you're the only person
on this earth I can trust.
774
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:32,725
But that's not all we're going to do.
775
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,229
Does the filmmaking equipment
in the attic still work?
776
01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:40,191
I know the film camera does.
How about the sound recorder?
777
01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:41,567
Quite well, actually.
778
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:46,238
I recorded a new guitarist I met in
a cafe last week. It works superb.
779
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:50,409
Why do we need filmmaking equipment?
780
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,292
Because Marcel, my sweet...
781
01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:00,252
...we're going to make a film.
782
01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,048
Just for the Nazis.
783
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,593
Chapter Four
784
01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,929
OPERATION KINO
785
01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:16,143
Right this way, Lieutenant.
786
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:39,041
Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, sir.
787
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,961
General Ed Fenech. At ease, Hicox.
788
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:43,963
Drink?
789
01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:49,927
If you offer me a scotch and plain water,
I could drink a scotch and plain water.
790
01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:53,597
That-a-boy, Lieutenant. Make it
yourself like a good chap, will you?
791
01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:55,641
The bar is in the globe.
792
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,106
Something for yourself, sir?
793
01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:05,359
Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it.
794
01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:09,572
It says here that you
speak German fluently.
795
01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:11,615
Like a Katzenjammer Kid.
796
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:15,619
- And your occupation before the war?
- I'm a film critic.
797
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:20,124
- List your accomplishments.
- Well, sir, such as they are,
798
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:24,753
I write reviews and articles for a
publication called Films and Filmmakers,
799
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:27,298
and I've had two books published.
800
01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:31,176
Impressive. Don't be modest,
Lieutenant. What are their titles?
801
01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:32,303
The first book was called
802
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:36,807
Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind:
A Study of German Cinema in the '20s.
803
01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:40,769
And the second one was called
Twenty-Four Frame da Vinci.
804
01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:46,191
It's a sub textual film criticism study
of the work of German director G.W. Pabst.
805
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:49,653
- What should we drink to, sir?
- Well...
806
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:54,241
- Down with Hitler.
- All the way down, sir.
807
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:55,826
Yes.
808
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,709
Are you familiar with German
cinema under the Third Reich?
809
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:09,798
Yes. Obviously, I haven't seen any of
the films made in the last three years,
810
01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:13,218
- but I'm familiar with it.
- Explain it to me.
811
01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:14,970
Pardon, sir?
812
01:06:15,055 --> 01:06:19,308
Well, this little escapade of ours requires
a knowledge of the German film industry
813
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:24,563
under the Third Reich. Explain
to me UFA under Goebbels.
814
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:29,109
Goebbels considers the films he's making
815
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:32,404
to be the beginning of a
new era in German cinema.
816
01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:34,531
An alternative to what he considers
817
01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:37,576
the Jewish-German intellectual
cinema of the '20s,
818
01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:40,996
and the Jewish-controlled
dogma of Hollywood.
819
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:42,623
How's he doing?
820
01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:45,751
Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again?
821
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:50,798
You say he wants to take on
the Jews at their own game.
822
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:54,802
Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer,
823
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:59,264
- how's he doing?
- Quite well, actually.
824
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:01,517
Since Goebbels has taken over,
825
01:07:01,601 --> 01:07:06,021
film attendance has steadily risen
in Germany over the last eight years.
826
01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:09,566
But Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be
Goebbels' proper opposite number.
827
01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:13,445
I believe Goebbels sees himself
closer to David O. Selznick.
828
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:19,284
Brief him.
829
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:24,623
Lieutenant Hicox, at this point and time
I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino.
830
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,333
Three days from now
831
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:30,754
Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala
premiere of one of his new movies in Paris.
832
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:34,758
- What film, sir?
- The motion picture is called Nation's Pride.
833
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:39,054
In attendance at this
joyous Germatic occasion
834
01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:43,559
will be Goebbels, G�ring, Bormann,
and most of the German High Command
835
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:47,396
including all high ranking officers
of both the SS and the Gestapo,
836
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,899
as well as luminaries of the
Nazi propaganda film industry.
837
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,068
The master race at play?
838
01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:57,322
Basically, we have all our
rotten eggs in one basket.
839
01:07:57,449 --> 01:07:59,992
The objective of Operation Kino,
840
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:02,661
blow up the basket.
841
01:08:03,371 --> 01:08:07,499
And like the snows of
yesteryear, gone from this earth.
842
01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:10,043
Jolly good, sir.
843
01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:14,339
An American Secret Service outfit
that lives deep behind enemy lines
844
01:08:14,466 --> 01:08:15,966
will be your assist.
845
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:19,970
The Germans call them the Basterds.
846
01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:23,682
The Basterds. Never heard of them.
847
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:26,685
Whole point of the Secret Service,
old boy, you not hearing of them.
848
01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:30,773
But the Jerries have heard of them, because
these Yanks have been them the devil.
849
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:35,569
You'll be dropped into France,
about 24 kilometers outside of Paris.
850
01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,738
The Basterds will be waiting for you.
851
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:41,116
First thing, you'll go to a
little village called Nadine.
852
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:44,495
In Nadine, there's a
tavern called La Louisiane.
853
01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:47,748
There you'll rendezvous with our
double agent. She'll take it from there.
854
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:49,958
She's the one who is going
to get you into the premiere.
855
01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:53,796
It'll be you, her, and two
German-born members of the Basterds.
856
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,257
She's also made all the other
arrangements you're going to need.
857
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,301
How will I know her?
858
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:02,638
I suspect that won't be
too much trouble for you.
859
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:08,227
- Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark.
- Bridget von Hammersmark?
860
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:12,481
The German movie star
is working for England?
861
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:15,150
Yes, for the last two years now.
862
01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:18,737
One could even say that
Operation Kino was her brainchild.
863
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:21,156
- Indeed.
- Got the gist?
864
01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:23,909
I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles.
865
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,996
The village of Nadine
866
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:31,583
You didn't say the goddamn
rendezvous is in a fucking basement.
867
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:34,503
- I didn't know.
- You said it was in a tavern.
868
01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:37,256
- It is a tavern.
- Yeah, in a basement.
869
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:40,759
You know, fighting in a basement
offers a lot of difficulties.
870
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:44,179
Number one being, you're
fighting in a basement.
871
01:09:44,264 --> 01:09:46,098
What if we go in there
and she's not even there?
872
01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,432
We wait.
873
01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:52,354
Don't worry. She's a British
spy. She'll make the rendezvous.
874
01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:17,296
- Stiglitz, right?
- That's right, sir.
875
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:21,133
I hear you're pretty good with that.
876
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,973
You know, we're not looking
for trouble right now.
877
01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:31,810
Simply making contact with our
agent. Should be uneventful.
878
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:38,483
However, the off chance I'm
wrong, things prove eventful,
879
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:42,654
I need to know we can all remain calm.
880
01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:48,827
I don't look calm to you?
881
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:56,668
Well, now that you put it
like that, I guess you do.
882
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:17,522
This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not
exactly the loquacious type, is he?
883
01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:23,111
Is that the kind of man
you need? Loquacious type?
884
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:27,366
Fair point, Lieutenant.
885
01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,454
So you all get in trouble in
there, what are we supposed to do?
886
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,706
Make bets on how it all comes out?
887
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:39,127
If we get into trouble,
we can handle it.
888
01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:43,548
But if trouble does happen,
we need you to make damn sure
889
01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:47,803
no Germans, or French, for that
matter, escape from that basement.
890
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:52,975
If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is
compromised, the mission is kaput.
891
01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:59,022
Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose
idea was it for the death-trap rendezvous?
892
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:03,151
- She chose the spot.
- Isn't that just dandy?
893
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:07,155
Look, she's not a military
strategist. She's just an actress.
894
01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:11,410
You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to
know you don't want to fight in a basement.
895
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:13,495
She wasn't picking a place to fight.
896
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:16,415
She was picking a place
isolated and without Germans.
897
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,251
So, I'm male...
898
01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:21,586
...I'm a fictional, literary
character from the past...
899
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:24,589
...I'm American, and
that's controversial.
900
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,926
No, it's not controversial at all.
901
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:32,931
The nationality of the author has nothing
to do with the nationality of the character.
902
01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:35,600
The character is the character.
903
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:38,270
Hamlet is not British. He is Danish.
904
01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:42,107
So yes, this character
was born in America.
905
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:43,191
Well then.
906
01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:46,445
Mathilda.
907
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:48,113
Schnapps? Schnapps?
908
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,281
Schnapps... Schnapps... Schnapps.
909
01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:51,700
Five schnapps, please.
910
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:55,871
If I had a wife...
911
01:12:56,789 --> 01:12:57,789
...would she be called a squaw?
912
01:12:57,915 --> 01:12:59,041
Yes!
913
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,125
He's got it.
914
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:02,461
Three more questions!
915
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:03,628
Is my blood brother Old Shatterhand?
916
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:04,713
Yes!
917
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:05,881
Did Karl May write me?
918
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:07,049
Yes!
919
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:08,216
So who are you?!
920
01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:11,053
I am "Winnetou", chief of the Apaches!
921
01:13:11,471 --> 01:13:12,596
Yes!
922
01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:14,723
That was good! That
was good! That was good!
923
01:13:14,932 --> 01:13:16,308
Now down with the glasses!
924
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:19,478
Cheers.
925
01:13:27,612 --> 01:13:28,653
Attention!
926
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,328
Hello, my lovelies.
927
01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:37,954
Take a seat.
928
01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:42,501
I will join you in moments. I'm just
saying goodbye to my five new friends here.
929
01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:45,796
No hurry, Frau von
Hammersmark. Take your time.
930
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,839
Enjoy yourself. We'll be
just over here waiting.
931
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,517
Eric, my love. Those are the
friends I've been waiting for.
932
01:13:58,684 --> 01:14:00,352
Please treat them to anything they like.
933
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:03,355
Frau von Hammersmark.
Your wish is my command.
934
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,024
Officers...
935
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,984
...it would appear the
drinks are on the fr�ulein.
936
01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:10,779
- What would you like?
- Whiskey.
937
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:11,947
Two whiskeys.
938
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,324
- Three whiskeys.
- Three whiskeys, very well.
939
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,370
I wish you a wonderful evening.
940
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,372
- Same to you.
- I thank you.
941
01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,332
Your card!
942
01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:23,708
Yes, you're right.
943
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,044
Let's see.
944
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:30,048
Genghis Khan! I would
never have gotten that.
945
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,466
But of course you would have!
946
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:32,717
Hello, darling.
947
01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:36,179
How are you?
948
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,392
So good to see you.
949
01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:52,904
I thought this place was supposed
to have more French than Germans?
950
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,158
Yes, normally that's true.
951
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:59,578
The Sergeant over there's
wife just had a baby.
952
01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:05,417
And his commanding officer gave him and
his mates the night off to celebrate.
953
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,420
We should leave.
954
01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:10,172
No.
955
01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:11,840
We should stay.
956
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:13,425
For one drink at least.
957
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,510
I've been waiting for you in a bar.
958
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,014
It would look strange if we
left before we had a drink.
959
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:22,267
She's right. Just be calm
and enjoy your whiskey.
960
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,561
Mmm.
961
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,441
Mathilda...
962
01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:31,776
...come join us in the game.
Take Frau Hammersmark's place.
963
01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:42,704
She would love to play the game.
964
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:47,292
I will translate... and protect.
965
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:48,627
Don't worry, pretty little thing.
966
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:53,131
If any of these wolves gets out
of line, I'll kick their ass in.
967
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,424
Watch.
968
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:57,886
Rip off his nose.
969
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:06,561
Stop it!
970
01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:08,980
Schnapps, schnapps, take your
schnapps in hand, comrades.
971
01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:10,941
Before we go on playing...
972
01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:12,567
...we will drink.
973
01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,737
We drink to our friend Wilhelm.
974
01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:18,657
And his little boy...
975
01:16:19,659 --> 01:16:20,659
...Maximilian.
976
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:23,411
- To Max!
- To Max!
977
01:16:24,664 --> 01:16:25,914
There's some new development.
978
01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:27,499
The cinema venue has changed.
979
01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,000
Why?
980
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:31,086
No one knows but that
should not be a real problem.
981
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:34,673
The cinema it's been changed to is
considerably smaller than The Ritz.
982
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:39,010
So whatever explosives you brought for
The Ritz should be doubly effective here.
983
01:16:42,682 --> 01:16:44,015
Now the next piece of information...
984
01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:45,600
...is colossal.
985
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,185
Try not to overreact.
986
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:50,605
The F�hrer-
987
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:54,859
...I was just thinking...
988
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:58,196
...could you sign an autograph
to my son on his birthday?
989
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,367
Of course. I'd love to, Wilhelm.
990
01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:06,871
This handsome Staff Sergeant
just became a father today.
991
01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:08,331
Congratulations.
992
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:10,959
Thank you.
993
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:12,711
Do you know the name
of this progeny yet?
994
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:18,550
I most certainly do, fr�ulein.
His name is Maximilian.
995
01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:20,552
Maximilian, wonderful name.
996
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:24,306
Thank you, Lieutenant.
997
01:17:26,726 --> 01:17:29,561
Nothing but the best
for little Maximilian.
998
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,696
Max may not know who you are now but...
999
01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,074
...he will. I will show
him all of your movies.
1000
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,576
Good.
1001
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:46,745
He will grow up with your films and...
1002
01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:51,249
...this napkin on his wall.
1003
01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:57,255
I propose a toast to the
greatest actress in Germany!
1004
01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:01,926
There is no Dietrich! There is no
Riefenstahl! Only Von Hammersmark!
1005
01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:04,554
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
1006
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:06,306
Cheers!
1007
01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:12,771
Once again-
1008
01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:19,319
Frau Hammersmark, what
brings you to France?
1009
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,614
None of your business!
1010
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:24,741
Staff Sergeant.
1011
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:30,372
You might not have worn
out your welcome with
1012
01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:33,333
the fr�ulein with your
drunken boorish behavior...
1013
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:35,460
...but you have worn
out your welcome with me.
1014
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:41,216
Might I remind you, Staff
Sergeant, you are an enlisted man.
1015
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,134
This is an officer's table!
1016
01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:49,057
I suggest you stop
pestering the fr�ulein...
1017
01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:51,643
...and rejoin your table.
1018
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:02,278
Excuse me, Captain, but
your accent is very unusual.
1019
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:06,491
Where are you from?
1020
01:19:09,537 --> 01:19:12,747
You must be either completely
drunk or mad to dare...
1021
01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:15,291
...to speak to a superior
officer with such impertinentness!
1022
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:17,001
Staff Sergeant.
1023
01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:20,130
I'm making you and you
responsible for him.
1024
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,548
I suggest you take
hold of your friend...
1025
01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:25,385
...or he'll spend Max's first birthday
in jail for public drunkenness.
1026
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:27,804
Might I inquire?
1027
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:01,337
Like our young newly
christened father here...
1028
01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:04,924
...I, too, have an
acute ear for accents.
1029
01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:09,596
And like him...
1030
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:12,140
...I, too, find yours odd.
1031
01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:15,685
From where do you hail, Captain?
1032
01:20:16,187 --> 01:20:17,270
Major, this is highly-
1033
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,606
- I wasn't speaking to
you, Lieutenant Munich.
1034
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,568
Or you either, Lieutenant Frankfurt.
1035
01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:30,200
I was speaking to
Captain I-don't-know-what.
1036
01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:39,083
I was born in a village that rests
in the shadow of the Piz Pal�.
1037
01:20:39,919 --> 01:20:41,252
- The mountain?
- Yes.
1038
01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:43,755
In that village, we all speak like this.
1039
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,634
Have you seen the Riefenstahl film?
1040
01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:50,595
- Yes.
- Then you saw me.
1041
01:20:52,223 --> 01:20:55,266
You remember the skiing torch scene?
1042
01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:58,144
Yes.
1043
01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:04,776
In that scene was myself, my father,
my sister and my two brothers.
1044
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,112
My brother is so handsome...
1045
01:21:08,572 --> 01:21:12,116
...the director Pabst,
gave him a Close-Up.
1046
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:16,412
Herr Major, if my word means anything...
1047
01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:20,959
...I can vouch for everything
the young captain has just said.
1048
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,963
He does hail from the
bottom of the Piz Pal�.
1049
01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:30,176
He was in the film and his brother
is far more handsome than he.
1050
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:42,188
You should rejoin your friends.
1051
01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:47,443
May I join you?
1052
01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:48,611
By all means.
1053
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:50,780
Wunderbar!
1054
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,666
So that's the source
of your bizarre accent.
1055
01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:04,210
That's extraordinary.
1056
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:05,962
What are you doing here?
1057
01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,340
Aside from having a drink
with the lovely fr�ulein?
1058
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:12,969
Well, that pleasure
requires no explanation.
1059
01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:15,388
I mean in country.
1060
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:19,809
You're obviously not stationed
in France or I'd know who you are.
1061
01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:22,353
You know every German in France?
1062
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:24,272
Worth knowing.
1063
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,280
Well, there lies the problem.
1064
01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:34,574
We never claimed to be worth knowing.
1065
01:22:35,826 --> 01:22:37,493
All levity aside, what
are you doing in France?
1066
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:42,165
Attending Minister Goebbels' film
premiere as the fr�ulein's escort.
1067
01:22:44,752 --> 01:22:46,961
You are the Fr�ulein
Hammersmark's escort.
1068
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:50,965
Someone has to carry her lighter.
1069
01:22:56,889 --> 01:23:00,266
The captain is my date,
but all three are my guests.
1070
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:02,518
We are old friends...
1071
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:04,604
...who go back a long time.
1072
01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:10,360
Actually, longer than an
actress would care to admit.
1073
01:23:13,781 --> 01:23:14,864
Well, in that case...
1074
01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:18,368
...let me raise my glass to the
three luckiest men in the room.
1075
01:23:19,370 --> 01:23:20,453
I'll drink to that.
1076
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,667
Queen Christina.
1077
01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,839
Mata Hari.
1078
01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:37,720
I must say...
1079
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:40,390
...that game they're playing
looks like a good bit of fun.
1080
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:43,434
I didn't join them because
you're quite right, Captain.
1081
01:23:44,103 --> 01:23:46,270
An officer should not
fraternize with enlisted men.
1082
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:48,940
But...
1083
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:51,150
...seeing as we are all officers...
1084
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:54,404
...and sophisticated
lady friends of officers.
1085
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:55,988
What say we play the game?
1086
01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:58,616
Yes, great, one game.
1087
01:23:58,867 --> 01:23:59,909
Wunderbar.
1088
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:03,454
Soldiers...
1089
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,123
...the cards.
1090
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:08,501
Thank you.
1091
01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:11,546
So gentlemen...
1092
01:24:13,006 --> 01:24:14,799
...the object of the game is to...
1093
01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:17,677
...write the name of a
famous person on your card.
1094
01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:19,929
Real or fictitious, doesn't matter.
1095
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:22,849
For instance, you could write,
Confucius or Doctor Fu Manchu.
1096
01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:24,308
Eric! More pens.
1097
01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:26,477
And they must be famous, not aunt Frida.
1098
01:24:27,146 --> 01:24:29,480
When you finish writing, put
the card face down on the table.
1099
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:31,941
And move it to the
person on your right-
1100
01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:33,234
Thanks.
1101
01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:35,361
- the person to your left
moves his card to you.
1102
01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:37,780
You pick up the card
without looking at it...
1103
01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:39,240
...lick the back...
1104
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,077
...and stick it on your forehead.
1105
01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:58,468
Write!
1106
01:24:58,552 --> 01:24:59,594
Write.
1107
01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:22,575
I'll start, give you the idea.
1108
01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:26,621
Am I German?
1109
01:25:26,914 --> 01:25:27,997
- No.
- No.
1110
01:25:28,415 --> 01:25:29,457
Am I American?
1111
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,666
- No.
- No.
1112
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,001
Wait a minute, he goes to -
1113
01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:35,797
Obviously, he wasn't born in America.
1114
01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:38,925
So... I visited America, aye?
1115
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,218
Yes.
1116
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,596
Was this visit fortuitous?
1117
01:25:44,431 --> 01:25:45,473
Not for you.
1118
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:50,895
My native land, is it what
one would call, exotic?
1119
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,189
- Yes.
- Yes.
1120
01:25:55,943 --> 01:26:00,822
That could be either a reference
to the jungle or the Orient.
1121
01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:05,284
I'm going to let my first instinct
take over and ask. Am I from the jungle?
1122
01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:06,494
- Yes.
- Yes.
1123
01:26:06,787 --> 01:26:10,039
Now gentlemen, around this time you could
ask whether you're real or fictitious.
1124
01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:13,125
I, however, think that's too
easy, so I won't ask that yet.
1125
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:14,836
Okay...
1126
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,171
...my native land is the jungle...
1127
01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:19,465
...I visited America...
1128
01:26:20,634 --> 01:26:22,176
...but my visit was
not fortuitous to me...
1129
01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:26,639
...but the implication is
that it was to somebody else.
1130
01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:32,854
When I went...
1131
01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,482
...from the jungle to America...
1132
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:40,653
...did I go by boat?
1133
01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:41,779
- Yes.
- Yes.
1134
01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:45,116
Did I go against my will?
1135
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,242
- Yes.
- Yes.
1136
01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:52,081
On this boat ride, was I in chains?
1137
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,416
Yes.
1138
01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:56,085
When I arrived in America,
was I displayed in chains?
1139
01:26:56,169 --> 01:26:57,211
- Yes.
- Yes.
1140
01:26:57,296 --> 01:26:58,379
Am I the story of the Negro in America?
1141
01:26:59,715 --> 01:27:00,756
No.
1142
01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:01,924
Well then I must be King Kong.
1143
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:05,636
Bravo!
1144
01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:07,221
Impressive.
1145
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:11,475
Now, since I answered correctly,
you all need to finish your drinks.
1146
01:27:12,311 --> 01:27:13,352
Cheers.
1147
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:19,859
Now, who is next?
1148
01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:21,819
Well, Major...
1149
01:27:23,447 --> 01:27:29,076
...I don't mean to be rude. But the
four of us are very good friends.
1150
01:27:30,203 --> 01:27:31,913
And we haven't seen each
other in quite a while.
1151
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:35,583
So, Major...
1152
01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:37,293
...I am afraid...
1153
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,629
...you are intruding.
1154
01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:43,758
I beg to differ, Captain.
1155
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:50,473
It's only if the fr�ulein considers
my presence an intrusion...
1156
01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:52,975
...that I become an intruder.
1157
01:27:58,398 --> 01:28:00,149
How about it, Fr�ulein von
Hammersmark? Am I intruding?
1158
01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:02,610
I didn't think so.
1159
01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:07,949
It's simply the captain
is immune to my charms.
1160
01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:24,340
I am just joking.
1161
01:28:25,425 --> 01:28:29,011
Just joking. Of course I'm intruding.
1162
01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:33,349
Allow me to refill your glasses, gentlemen,
and I will bid you and the fr�ulein adieu.
1163
01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:36,894
Eric has a bottle of
thirty-three-year-old whiskey.
1164
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,187
From the Scottish Highlands.
1165
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:40,356
What do you say, gentlemen?
1166
01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:43,150
You're most gracious, Major.
1167
01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:46,028
Eric! The thirty-three.
And new glasses!
1168
01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:49,657
You don't want to contaminate the
thirty-three with the swill you were drinking.
1169
01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:50,866
How many glasses?
1170
01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:52,243
- Five.
- Not for me.
1171
01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:54,036
I like scotch, scotch doesn't like me.
1172
01:28:54,496 --> 01:28:55,871
Nor I. I'll stay with bubbly.
1173
01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:57,873
Three glasses.
1174
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:35,619
Frau von Hammersmark.
1175
01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:37,913
Thank you.
1176
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:42,626
A thousand year German Reich!
1177
01:29:43,045 --> 01:29:44,545
- A thousand year Reich!
- A thousand year Reich!
1178
01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:56,474
I must say I grow weary
of these monkeyshines.
1179
01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:00,978
Did you hear that?
1180
01:30:03,106 --> 01:30:04,857
That was the sound of my Walther.
1181
01:30:05,609 --> 01:30:07,318
Pointed right at your testicles.
1182
01:30:10,864 --> 01:30:13,324
Why do you have your Walther
pointed at my testicles?
1183
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:17,661
Because you've just given
yourself away, Captain.
1184
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,956
You're no more German than that scotch.
1185
01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:32,343
- Well, Major.
- Shut up slut.
1186
01:30:33,512 --> 01:30:34,595
You were saying?
1187
01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:42,645
I was saying that makes two of us.
1188
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:47,024
I've had a gun pointed at
your balls since you sat down.
1189
01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:50,694
That makes three of us.
1190
01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:54,865
And at this range, I'm
a real Fredrick Zoller.
1191
01:30:56,701 --> 01:30:59,078
Looks like we have a bit
of a sticky situation here.
1192
01:31:00,038 --> 01:31:03,249
What's going to happen, Major...
1193
01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:07,044
...you're going to stand up
and walk out that door with us.
1194
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:09,046
No, no, no, no, no,
no. I don't think so.
1195
01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:11,048
I'm afraid you and I...
1196
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:13,384
...we both know, Captain...
1197
01:31:13,844 --> 01:31:17,054
...no matter what happens to
anybody else in this room...
1198
01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:20,057
...the two of us aren't going anywhere.
1199
01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:27,565
Too bad about Sergeant
Wilhelm and his famous friends.
1200
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:32,069
If any of you expect to live,
you'll have to shoot them too.
1201
01:31:33,572 --> 01:31:36,740
Looks like little Max
will grow up an orphan.
1202
01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,410
How sad.
1203
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,085
Well, if this is it, old boy,
1204
01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:51,630
I hope you don't mind if I
go out speaking the King's.
1205
01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:54,675
By all means, Captain.
1206
01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:04,351
There's a special rung in hell reserved
for people who waste good Scotch.
1207
01:32:05,770 --> 01:32:08,606
Seeing as I may be rapping
on the door momentarily,
1208
01:32:13,653 --> 01:32:17,281
I must say, damn good stuff, sir.
1209
01:32:20,619 --> 01:32:23,454
Now, about this pickle
1210
01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:26,790
we find ourselves in.
1211
01:32:29,211 --> 01:32:32,296
It would appear there's only
one thing left for you to do.
1212
01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:34,298
And what would that be?
1213
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:37,468
- Stiglitz.
- Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
1214
01:33:14,214 --> 01:33:16,006
You outside. Who are you?
1215
01:33:16,549 --> 01:33:18,217
British? American?
1216
01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:20,094
What?
1217
01:33:20,887 --> 01:33:22,429
We're American.
1218
01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:24,181
What are you?
1219
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:26,517
I'm a German, you idiot.
1220
01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:29,520
Speak English pretty good for a German.
1221
01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:30,854
I agree.
1222
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:33,607
So let's talk.
1223
01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:35,734
Okay, talk.
1224
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,903
I'm a father.
1225
01:33:39,197 --> 01:33:42,074
My baby was born today. In Frankfurt.
1226
01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:44,118
Five hours ago.
1227
01:33:44,744 --> 01:33:48,998
His name is Max. We were in
here drinking, celebrating.
1228
01:33:49,874 --> 01:33:53,294
They're the ones that came in shooting
and killing. It's not my fault!
1229
01:33:53,378 --> 01:33:55,462
Okay! It wasn't your fault.
1230
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,674
What's your name, soldier?
1231
01:33:58,758 --> 01:33:59,967
Wilhelm.
1232
01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:04,388
Now, is there anybody alive on our side?
1233
01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:06,223
- No.
- I'm alive!
1234
01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:09,852
Who's that?
1235
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,648
Is the girl on your side?
1236
01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:17,443
Which girl?
1237
01:34:17,527 --> 01:34:19,945
Who do you think? Von Hammersmark.
1238
01:34:21,531 --> 01:34:22,656
Yeah, she's ours.
1239
01:34:23,992 --> 01:34:25,242
Is she okay?
1240
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,246
Wilhelm!
1241
01:34:30,582 --> 01:34:32,166
She's been shot.
1242
01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:34,752
But she's alive.
1243
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,174
Okay, Wilhelm.
1244
01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:43,594
What do you say we make us a deal?
1245
01:34:44,929 --> 01:34:46,347
What's your name?
1246
01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:47,473
Aldo.
1247
01:34:48,391 --> 01:34:50,601
Okay, Wilhelm, here's my deal.
1248
01:34:50,894 --> 01:34:54,521
You let me and one of my men come
down there and take the girl away.
1249
01:34:54,606 --> 01:34:57,149
No guns. No guns me, no guns you.
1250
01:34:57,233 --> 01:35:00,778
And we take the girl and
leave. It's that simple, Willi.
1251
01:35:01,112 --> 01:35:03,614
You go your way, we go ours.
1252
01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:06,575
And little Max gets to grow up
playing catch with his daddy.
1253
01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:10,621
So what do you say,
Willi? We got us a deal?
1254
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,126
Aldo.
1255
01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:19,004
I'm here, Willi.
1256
01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:22,424
I want to trust you.
1257
01:35:22,509 --> 01:35:23,634
But...
1258
01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:26,095
But how can I?
1259
01:35:28,306 --> 01:35:30,307
What choice you got, son?
1260
01:35:36,147 --> 01:35:38,190
Okay, okay.
1261
01:35:39,818 --> 01:35:40,984
Aldo,
1262
01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:43,695
I'm going to trust you.
1263
01:35:44,531 --> 01:35:45,614
Come down.
1264
01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,550
Hey, Willi, what's with the machine
gun? I thought we had us a deal?
1265
01:36:04,634 --> 01:36:06,885
We still have a deal.
Now, get the girl and go.
1266
01:36:06,970 --> 01:36:08,512
Not so fast.
1267
01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:11,181
We only got a deal, we trust each other.
1268
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:12,891
And a Mexican standoff ain't trust.
1269
01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:15,978
You need guns on me for it
to be a Mexican standoff.
1270
01:36:16,646 --> 01:36:19,773
You got guns on us. You
decide to shoot, we're dead.
1271
01:36:19,858 --> 01:36:23,152
Up top, they got grenades. They
drop them down here, you're dead.
1272
01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:25,612
That's a Mexican standoff,
and that was not the deal.
1273
01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:27,364
No trust, no deal.
1274
01:36:43,256 --> 01:36:44,840
All right, Aldo.
1275
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,593
Fine.
1276
01:36:51,014 --> 01:36:54,433
Just take that fucking traitor,
and get her out of my sight.
1277
01:37:06,529 --> 01:37:09,948
Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell
him to go play with his dogs.
1278
01:37:22,128 --> 01:37:26,048
Before we yank that slug out you,
you need to answer a few questions.
1279
01:37:26,132 --> 01:37:27,925
Few questions about what?
1280
01:37:28,426 --> 01:37:30,594
About I got three men dead back there.
1281
01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:33,472
Why don't you try telling
us what the fuck happened?
1282
01:37:33,556 --> 01:37:37,476
The British officer blew his German
act and the Gestapo major saw it.
1283
01:37:38,603 --> 01:37:40,812
Before we get into who shot John,
1284
01:37:41,648 --> 01:37:45,817
why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous
in a basement with a bunch of Nazis?
1285
01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:53,158
I can see since you didn't
see what happened inside,
1286
01:37:53,243 --> 01:37:55,911
that the Nazis being
there must look odd.
1287
01:37:55,995 --> 01:37:58,497
Yeah, we got a word for
that kind of odd in English.
1288
01:37:58,581 --> 01:38:00,582
It's called suspicious.
1289
01:38:04,837 --> 01:38:06,672
Everybody needs to calm down.
1290
01:38:06,756 --> 01:38:09,424
You're letting your imagination
get the better of you.
1291
01:38:10,802 --> 01:38:13,762
You met the sergeant yourself. Willi.
1292
01:38:13,846 --> 01:38:15,681
You remember him, don't you?
1293
01:38:15,765 --> 01:38:16,807
Yeah, I remember him.
1294
01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:20,602
His wife had a baby tonight.
He had just become a...
1295
01:38:20,687 --> 01:38:22,396
He had just become a father!
1296
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:26,316
His commanding officer gave him and
his mates the night off to celebrate.
1297
01:38:29,696 --> 01:38:35,951
The Germans being there was either a
trap set by me or a tragic coincidence.
1298
01:38:36,035 --> 01:38:37,744
It couldn't be both.
1299
01:38:48,006 --> 01:38:49,881
How'd the shooting start?
1300
01:38:49,966 --> 01:38:52,467
The Englishman gave himself away.
1301
01:38:52,552 --> 01:38:54,177
How'd he do that?
1302
01:38:55,388 --> 01:38:57,639
He ordered three glasses.
1303
01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,726
We order three glasses.
1304
01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:02,894
That's the German three.
1305
01:39:03,813 --> 01:39:05,564
The other looks odd.
1306
01:39:06,190 --> 01:39:08,525
Germans would and did notice it.
1307
01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,244
Okay, let's pretend
there were no Germans
1308
01:39:19,329 --> 01:39:21,913
and everything went exactly
the way it was supposed to.
1309
01:39:21,998 --> 01:39:23,915
What was the next step?
1310
01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:25,375
Tuxedos.
1311
01:39:26,044 --> 01:39:28,795
To get them into the premiere
wearing military uniforms
1312
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,673
with all the military
there would've been suicide.
1313
01:39:33,635 --> 01:39:36,928
But going as members of
the German film industry,
1314
01:39:37,347 --> 01:39:40,515
they wear tuxedos and fit
in with everybody else.
1315
01:39:41,976 --> 01:39:45,187
I arranged for the tailor
to fit three tuxedos tonight.
1316
01:39:46,397 --> 01:39:48,815
How'd you intend to get
them in that premiere?
1317
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:50,525
Hand me my purse.
1318
01:40:00,411 --> 01:40:02,788
Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort.
1319
01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:08,126
The other two were going as a
German cameraman and his assistant.
1320
01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:10,962
You still get us in that premiere?
1321
01:40:11,047 --> 01:40:14,174
You speak German better
than your friends? No.
1322
01:40:14,634 --> 01:40:16,802
Have I been shot? Yes!
1323
01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:22,182
I don't see me tripping the light
fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon.
1324
01:40:23,184 --> 01:40:25,644
Least of all, by tomorrow night.
1325
01:40:38,491 --> 01:40:41,827
However, there's
something you don't know.
1326
01:40:43,913 --> 01:40:47,999
There've been two recent
developments regarding Operation Kino.
1327
01:40:49,794 --> 01:40:54,840
One, the venue has been changed from
The Ritz to a much smaller venue.
1328
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:58,593
Enormous change at the last
minute? That's not very Germatic.
1329
01:40:58,678 --> 01:41:01,638
Why the hell is Goebbels
doing stuff so damn peculiar?
1330
01:41:01,723 --> 01:41:05,434
It probably has something to
do with the second development.
1331
01:41:05,810 --> 01:41:07,060
Which is?
1332
01:41:11,357 --> 01:41:13,984
DerF�hrer is attending the premiere.
1333
01:41:15,278 --> 01:41:16,528
I've been rethinking my position...
1334
01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:24,327
...in regards to your Paris
premiere of "Nation's Pride".
1335
01:41:25,872 --> 01:41:27,706
As the weeks have gone on...
1336
01:41:29,041 --> 01:41:31,209
...and the Americans are on the beach...
1337
01:41:32,712 --> 01:41:35,213
...I do find myself
thinking more and more...
1338
01:41:36,007 --> 01:41:37,340
...about this Private Zoller.
1339
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,802
This boy has done
something tremendous for us.
1340
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:43,847
And I'm beginning to think...
1341
01:41:44,015 --> 01:41:48,018
...my participation in this
event could be meaningful.
1342
01:41:48,686 --> 01:41:50,353
Fuck a duck!
1343
01:41:58,988 --> 01:42:00,864
What are you thinking?
1344
01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:04,284
I'm thinking getting a whack
at planting old Uncle Adolf
1345
01:42:04,368 --> 01:42:06,286
makes this horse a different color.
1346
01:42:06,370 --> 01:42:08,038
What is that supposed to mean?
1347
01:42:08,122 --> 01:42:10,040
It means you getting
us in that premiere.
1348
01:42:10,124 --> 01:42:13,043
I'm probably going to
end up losing this leg.
1349
01:42:13,628 --> 01:42:16,046
Bye-bye, acting career.
Fun while it lasted.
1350
01:42:16,130 --> 01:42:18,882
How do you expect me
to walk the red carpet?
1351
01:42:21,177 --> 01:42:24,137
Doggy doc's going to dig
that slug out your gam.
1352
01:42:24,222 --> 01:42:26,306
He's going to wrap it up in a cast,
1353
01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:28,475
and you got a good
how-I-broke-my-leg-mountain-climbing story.
1354
01:42:28,559 --> 01:42:31,228
That's German, ain't it? You all
like climbing mountains, don't you?
1355
01:42:31,354 --> 01:42:34,564
I don't. I like smoking, drinking
and ordering in restaurants.
1356
01:42:34,732 --> 01:42:36,525
But I see your point.
1357
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:40,237
We fill you up with morphine
till it's coming out your ears
1358
01:42:40,363 --> 01:42:43,573
and just limp your little
ass up that rouge carpet.
1359
01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:48,411
I know this is a silly
question before I ask it,
1360
01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:53,875
but can you Americans speak
any other language than English?
1361
01:42:54,710 --> 01:42:56,920
We both speak a little Italian.
1362
01:42:57,046 --> 01:42:59,548
With an atrocious accent, no doubt.
1363
01:43:01,259 --> 01:43:04,761
But that doesn't exactly
kill us in the crib.
1364
01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:08,390
Germans don't have a
good ear for Italian.
1365
01:43:12,270 --> 01:43:16,106
So you mumble Italian and brazen
through it. Is that the plan?
1366
01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:17,941
That's about it.
1367
01:43:21,779 --> 01:43:22,863
That sounds good.
1368
01:43:22,947 --> 01:43:25,282
It sounds like shit. What else
are we going to do? Go home?
1369
01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:27,242
No, that sounds good.
1370
01:43:28,077 --> 01:43:31,955
If you don't blow it, with that,
I can get you in the building.
1371
01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:34,040
Who does what?
1372
01:43:34,125 --> 01:43:38,295
Well, I speak the most
Italian, so I'll be your escort.
1373
01:43:38,379 --> 01:43:41,464
Donowitz speaks second most, so
he'll be your Italian cameraman.
1374
01:43:41,591 --> 01:43:44,551
Omar, third most. He'll
be Donny's assistant.
1375
01:43:45,136 --> 01:43:46,219
I don't speak Italian.
1376
01:43:46,304 --> 01:43:49,723
Like I said, third best. Just
keep your fucking mouth shut.
1377
01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:51,308
In fact, why don't you
start practicing right now?
1378
01:43:58,983 --> 01:44:00,817
You've moved up in the world.
1379
01:44:02,987 --> 01:44:04,988
Look at you, Lieutenant First Class.
1380
01:44:06,324 --> 01:44:10,327
And with your record of
insubordination. Truly remarkable.
1381
01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:16,833
And that one's name is...
1382
01:44:16,959 --> 01:44:18,001
...Wilhelm Wicki.
1383
01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:21,671
He's an Austrian-born Jew, who
immigrated to the United States...
1384
01:44:21,923 --> 01:44:24,841
...when things began turning
sour for the Israelites.
1385
01:44:24,967 --> 01:44:27,677
They are the two German-born
members of the Basterds.
1386
01:44:28,346 --> 01:44:32,182
They've been known to don German
uniforms, to ambush squads.
1387
01:44:33,684 --> 01:44:34,851
What brings you all the way out here?
1388
01:44:41,651 --> 01:44:42,817
But that doesn't look like this.
1389
01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:46,780
This is odd.
1390
01:45:03,047 --> 01:45:04,297
It would appear somebody's missing.
1391
01:45:05,174 --> 01:45:06,549
Somebody fashionable.
1392
01:45:08,386 --> 01:45:09,386
Everybody out!
1393
01:45:24,235 --> 01:45:26,069
"To Max, with love".
1394
01:45:29,991 --> 01:45:33,326
Bridget von Hammersmark.
1395
01:45:40,584 --> 01:45:42,752
Chapter Five
1396
01:45:42,837 --> 01:45:48,341
REVENGE OF THE GIANT FACE
1397
01:45:50,261 --> 01:45:54,597
Night of "NATION'S PRIDE" premiere
1398
01:47:19,517 --> 01:47:20,600
Remember... in English.
1399
01:47:20,684 --> 01:47:21,810
Yes.
1400
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:23,645
Action.
1401
01:47:24,021 --> 01:47:25,188
But how do we get it developed?
1402
01:47:26,482 --> 01:47:29,025
Only a suicidal idiot like
us would develop that footage.
1403
01:47:29,860 --> 01:47:31,861
And suppose someone would
develop the footage...
1404
01:47:32,029 --> 01:47:33,947
...how do we get a 35mm
print with a soundtrack?
1405
01:47:35,199 --> 01:47:38,034
We find somebody who can develop and
process a 35mm print with a soundtrack.
1406
01:47:38,786 --> 01:47:39,869
And we make them do it...
1407
01:47:40,538 --> 01:47:41,663
...or we kill them.
1408
01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:47,836
Bring that fucker over here!
Put his head down on that table.
1409
01:47:48,879 --> 01:47:49,963
You either do what
the fuck we tell you...
1410
01:47:50,047 --> 01:47:51,131
...or I'll bury this ax in
your collaborating skull.
1411
01:47:52,383 --> 01:47:53,466
I'm not a collaborator.
1412
01:47:53,551 --> 01:47:55,385
Marcel, do his wife
and children know you?
1413
01:47:55,511 --> 01:47:56,553
Yes.
1414
01:47:56,637 --> 01:47:59,055
Then after we kill this
dog for the Germans...
1415
01:47:59,223 --> 01:48:00,974
...we'll go and silence them.
1416
01:49:41,492 --> 01:49:42,825
Jannings, come on, show the ring.
1417
01:49:42,910 --> 01:49:44,160
Come on, come on. There you go!
1418
01:49:45,246 --> 01:49:49,123
Fredrick, have a look at it. This is
the highest artistic honor that I give.
1419
01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:52,335
- Herr Doctor, I'm also feeling very honored.
- You deserve it, my dear Jannings!
1420
01:49:52,503 --> 01:49:55,838
But I believe after the premiere
today, we have a new candidate.
1421
01:50:17,528 --> 01:50:18,653
Ah, Emmanuelle...
1422
01:50:19,196 --> 01:50:22,949
...I'd like you to meet the
greatest actor in the world...
1423
01:50:23,367 --> 01:50:24,450
...Emil Jannings.
1424
01:50:25,703 --> 01:50:28,371
Mademoiselle, I'm pleased to meet you.
1425
01:50:28,831 --> 01:50:29,956
You have a beautiful cinema.
1426
01:50:42,803 --> 01:50:43,886
Thank you, Hermann.
1427
01:51:09,079 --> 01:51:10,371
Fr�ulein von Hammersmark.
1428
01:51:15,586 --> 01:51:16,711
Colonel Landa, it's been years.
1429
01:51:17,588 --> 01:51:19,547
Dashing as ever, I see.
1430
01:51:22,259 --> 01:51:24,510
So what's happened to your lovely leg?
1431
01:51:25,262 --> 01:51:29,724
A by-product of kicking ass
in the German cinema, no doubt.
1432
01:51:30,392 --> 01:51:32,435
Save your flattery, you old dog.
1433
01:51:32,936 --> 01:51:37,565
I know too many of your former
conquests to fall into that honey pot.
1434
01:51:37,858 --> 01:51:39,108
Seriously, what happened?
1435
01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:43,738
Well, I tried my hand,
foolishly I might add...
1436
01:51:45,115 --> 01:51:46,532
...at mountain climbing.
1437
01:51:47,951 --> 01:51:49,118
And this is the result.
1438
01:51:49,244 --> 01:51:50,286
Mountain climbing?
1439
01:51:50,371 --> 01:51:52,455
That's how you injured
your leg -mountain climbing?
1440
01:51:52,581 --> 01:51:54,207
Believe it or not, yes it is.
1441
01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:21,484
Forgive me, fr�ulein. I don't
mean to laugh at your misfortune.
1442
01:52:21,568 --> 01:52:23,319
It's just -mountain climbing?
1443
01:52:24,738 --> 01:52:27,323
I'm curious, fr�ulein, what
could have ever compelled
1444
01:52:27,408 --> 01:52:29,659
you to undertake such
a foolhardy endeavor?
1445
01:52:32,663 --> 01:52:34,914
Well, I shan't be doing it
again, I can tell you that.
1446
01:52:36,834 --> 01:52:38,751
That cast looks as fresh
as my old Uncle Gustav.
1447
01:52:39,420 --> 01:52:41,963
When were you climbing
this mountain, last night?
1448
01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:44,841
Very good eye, Colonel.
1449
01:52:45,843 --> 01:52:47,510
It happened yesterday morning.
1450
01:52:48,095 --> 01:52:49,929
And where in Paris is this mountain?
1451
01:52:53,767 --> 01:52:56,185
No, I'm just teasing you, fr�ulein.
1452
01:52:56,437 --> 01:52:59,147
You know me, I tease rough.
1453
01:52:59,356 --> 01:53:00,940
So, who are your three handsome escorts?
1454
01:53:03,360 --> 01:53:06,362
I'm afraid neither three
speak a word of German.
1455
01:53:07,030 --> 01:53:08,823
They're friends of mine from Italy.
1456
01:53:09,950 --> 01:53:15,121
This is a wonderful Italian
stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi.
1457
01:53:16,790 --> 01:53:19,834
A very talented cameraman,
Antonio Margheriti.
1458
01:53:21,253 --> 01:53:24,338
And Antonio's camera
assistant Dominick Decocco.
1459
01:53:27,050 --> 01:53:31,721
Gentlemen, this is an old friend,
Colonel Hans Landa of the SS.
1460
01:53:33,474 --> 01:53:34,557
Hello.
1461
01:53:34,808 --> 01:53:36,726
Gentlemen, it's a pleasure...
1462
01:53:37,060 --> 01:53:39,103
...the friends of our cherished
star, admired by all of us,
1463
01:53:39,188 --> 01:53:40,938
this outright jewel of our culture...
1464
01:53:41,356 --> 01:53:45,359
...are naturally going to be under my personal
protection for the duration of their stay.
1465
01:53:48,947 --> 01:53:49,989
Thank you.
1466
01:53:50,866 --> 01:53:51,991
Gorlomi?
1467
01:53:52,451 --> 01:53:53,784
Am I saying it correctly?
1468
01:53:55,162 --> 01:53:56,829
Yes
- 'er, correct.
1469
01:53:56,997 --> 01:53:58,498
Gorlomi?
1470
01:53:59,166 --> 01:54:01,250
Say it for me once please...?
1471
01:54:02,377 --> 01:54:03,544
Gorlomi.
1472
01:54:04,630 --> 01:54:05,796
I'm sorry, again...?
1473
01:54:07,090 --> 01:54:08,257
Gorlomi.
1474
01:54:08,342 --> 01:54:09,717
Once more...?
1475
01:54:12,763 --> 01:54:13,846
Gorlomi.
1476
01:54:15,098 --> 01:54:16,599
What's your name again...?
1477
01:54:16,934 --> 01:54:18,851
Antonio Margheriti.
1478
01:54:20,187 --> 01:54:21,229
Again...?
1479
01:54:21,396 --> 01:54:22,939
Margheriti.
1480
01:54:23,232 --> 01:54:27,026
One more time, but let me
really hear the music in it!
1481
01:54:27,861 --> 01:54:30,112
Margheriti.
1482
01:54:30,364 --> 01:54:31,697
Margheriti.
1483
01:54:31,782 --> 01:54:32,907
And you...?
1484
01:54:32,991 --> 01:54:34,116
Dominick Decocco.
1485
01:54:35,369 --> 01:54:36,410
Dominick Decocco.
1486
01:54:38,830 --> 01:54:40,665
Well, my two cameraman friends
need to find their seats.
1487
01:54:41,917 --> 01:54:43,459
Let me see your tickets.
1488
01:54:46,421 --> 01:54:47,797
I suppose you getting premiere tickets
1489
01:54:47,881 --> 01:54:50,049
for your friends wouldn't be
the most difficult thing...
1490
01:54:50,133 --> 01:54:51,551
...for a star of your status.
1491
01:54:52,886 --> 01:54:56,097
0023 and 0024.
1492
01:54:56,181 --> 01:54:59,308
That shouldn't be too
difficult to find, goodbye.
1493
01:56:20,307 --> 01:56:22,099
Ooh la la, Danielle Darrieux.
1494
01:56:37,115 --> 01:56:38,741
I have to go down and
socialize with these Hun pigs.
1495
01:56:39,576 --> 01:56:40,785
Let's go over it again.
1496
01:56:42,579 --> 01:56:44,288
Reel one is on the first projector.
1497
01:56:45,415 --> 01:56:46,457
Reel two...
1498
01:56:46,541 --> 01:56:47,583
...is on the second.
1499
01:56:48,460 --> 01:56:49,835
The third one is on the spool.
1500
01:56:52,255 --> 01:56:54,423
And the fourth one is ready to go.
1501
01:56:57,177 --> 01:56:58,803
Okay, the big sniper
battle in the film...
1502
01:56:59,137 --> 01:57:01,389
...begins around the
middle of the third reel.
1503
01:57:02,265 --> 01:57:04,308
Our film comes in on the fourth reel.
1504
01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:06,977
Somewhere towards the
end of the third reel...
1505
01:57:07,104 --> 01:57:08,646
...go down and lock the
doors of the auditorium.
1506
01:57:09,272 --> 01:57:11,565
Then take your place behind
the screen and wait for my cue.
1507
01:57:14,194 --> 01:57:15,653
Then burn it down.
1508
01:57:27,916 --> 01:57:28,999
Take your seats.
1509
01:57:29,084 --> 01:57:30,418
The show is about to begin.
1510
01:57:30,961 --> 01:57:33,838
Everybody, please take your
seats. The show is about to begin.
1511
01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:36,132
We'll see you later.
1512
01:57:37,342 --> 01:57:38,384
Not so fast.
1513
01:57:38,468 --> 01:57:39,635
A glass of champagne...
1514
01:57:41,179 --> 01:57:42,722
...to toast "Nation's Pride".
1515
01:57:50,355 --> 01:57:53,149
My fr�ulein, may I have a
word with you in private?
1516
01:57:54,860 --> 01:57:55,901
Certainly.
1517
01:57:57,112 --> 01:57:58,195
Excuse us.
1518
01:58:10,417 --> 01:58:11,876
Have a seat, my fr�ulein.
1519
01:58:16,423 --> 01:58:17,506
May I?
1520
01:58:24,514 --> 01:58:26,098
Mademoiselle Mimieux allowed me...
1521
01:58:26,183 --> 01:58:28,601
...to set up camp in her
office for the time being.
1522
01:58:37,569 --> 01:58:39,028
Let me see your foot.
1523
01:58:40,238 --> 01:58:41,322
I beg your pardon?
1524
01:58:42,365 --> 01:58:43,783
Put your foot in my lap.
1525
01:58:49,039 --> 01:58:50,790
Hans, you embarrass me.
1526
01:59:22,072 --> 01:59:26,909
Could you please reach into
the right pocket of my coat...
1527
01:59:27,285 --> 01:59:28,786
...and give me what you find in there.
1528
02:00:03,572 --> 02:00:04,655
May I?
1529
02:00:23,925 --> 02:00:28,178
What's that American expression?
"If the shoe fits, you must wear it."
1530
02:00:34,519 --> 02:00:35,686
What now, Colonel?
1531
02:01:27,072 --> 02:01:28,405
The guy in the white smoking jacket.
1532
02:01:31,701 --> 02:01:36,288
Fucking shithead. Faggot fuck. Fuck you!
1533
02:01:36,414 --> 02:01:38,415
Bunch of shithead fuck.
1534
02:01:41,336 --> 02:01:42,878
Fuck you, too!
1535
02:01:45,507 --> 02:01:49,635
Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of
bitches! Get your hands off me.
1536
02:01:50,136 --> 02:01:53,639
You fucking bratwurst-smelling...
God damn you! Get off!
1537
02:01:58,645 --> 02:01:59,728
Hmm.
1538
02:02:00,981 --> 02:02:02,106
Clever.
1539
02:02:04,651 --> 02:02:06,652
I informed the F�hrer that the
audience has taken their seats.
1540
02:02:06,736 --> 02:02:08,070
He should arrive any minute.
1541
02:02:09,406 --> 02:02:10,447
Thank you, Hans.
1542
02:02:12,033 --> 02:02:13,117
You Jerry-banging,
Limburg-smelling...
1543
02:02:14,327 --> 02:02:15,369
Let go.
1544
02:02:17,789 --> 02:02:22,292
As Stanley said to Livingstone,
Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume?
1545
02:02:23,253 --> 02:02:24,628
Hans Landa.
1546
02:02:26,798 --> 02:02:29,174
You've had a nice long run, Aldo.
1547
02:02:30,093 --> 02:02:32,928
Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS.
1548
02:02:33,013 --> 02:02:34,555
My hands to be exact.
1549
02:02:34,639 --> 02:02:38,350
And they've been waiting
a long time to touch you.
1550
02:02:42,230 --> 02:02:44,023
Caught you flinching.
1551
02:02:48,236 --> 02:02:50,446
Touch me again, Kraut-burger.
1552
02:03:06,296 --> 02:03:08,839
Utivich? Is that you, Lieutenant?
1553
02:03:08,923 --> 02:03:09,965
Yeah.
1554
02:03:10,550 --> 02:03:12,676
Do you know what happened to Donny?
1555
02:03:12,761 --> 02:03:13,844
Omar?
1556
02:03:14,512 --> 02:03:16,847
The woman? No, I do not.
1557
02:04:03,436 --> 02:04:06,980
Tell me, Aldo, if I were
sitting where you're sitting,
1558
02:04:07,065 --> 02:04:09,024
would you show me mercy?
1559
02:04:13,613 --> 02:04:14,738
Nope.
1560
02:04:15,406 --> 02:04:18,659
What is that English
expression about shoes and feet?
1561
02:04:18,743 --> 02:04:21,620
"Looks like the shoe is on the other
foot." Yeah, I was just thinking that.
1562
02:04:22,872 --> 02:04:23,956
You may leave us.
1563
02:04:25,083 --> 02:04:26,125
But stay alert outside.
1564
02:04:35,343 --> 02:04:38,220
So you're Aldo the Apache.
1565
02:04:39,347 --> 02:04:42,349
- So you're The Jew Hunter.
- I'm a detective.
1566
02:04:42,433 --> 02:04:44,268
A damn good detective.
1567
02:04:44,602 --> 02:04:46,228
Finding people is my specialty,
1568
02:04:46,312 --> 02:04:48,730
so naturally, I worked for
the Nazis finding people.
1569
02:04:48,815 --> 02:04:51,942
And, yes, some of them
were Jews. But Jew Hunter?
1570
02:04:53,278 --> 02:04:55,154
Just a name that stuck.
1571
02:04:55,613 --> 02:04:58,407
Well, you do have to
admit, it is catchy.
1572
02:04:59,868 --> 02:05:03,036
Do you control the nicknames
your enemies bestow on you?
1573
02:05:03,121 --> 02:05:05,622
Aldo the Apache and the Little Man?
1574
02:05:06,708 --> 02:05:08,834
What do you mean the Little Man?
1575
02:05:08,918 --> 02:05:10,711
Germans' nickname for you.
1576
02:05:10,795 --> 02:05:13,839
The Germans' nickname
for me is the Little Man?
1577
02:05:14,215 --> 02:05:18,760
And as if to make my point, I'm a little
surprised how tall you were in real life.
1578
02:05:18,845 --> 02:05:21,263
I mean, you're a little fellow,
but not circus-midget little,
1579
02:05:21,347 --> 02:05:23,140
as your reputation would suggest.
1580
02:05:23,224 --> 02:05:24,766
Where's my men?
1581
02:05:25,310 --> 02:05:27,644
Where's Bridget von Hammersmark?
1582
02:05:30,481 --> 02:05:33,692
Well, let's just say,
she got what she deserved.
1583
02:05:36,154 --> 02:05:38,697
And when you purchase friends
like Bridget von Hammersmark,
1584
02:05:38,781 --> 02:05:40,782
you get what you pay for.
1585
02:05:42,202 --> 02:05:47,206
Now as far as your paesanos,
Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar...
1586
02:05:47,290 --> 02:05:49,166
How you know our names?
1587
02:05:49,792 --> 02:05:51,376
Lieutenant Aldo,
1588
02:05:53,254 --> 02:05:54,671
if you don't think I
wouldn't interrogate
1589
02:05:54,756 --> 02:05:58,133
every single one of your
swastika-marked survivors,
1590
02:06:00,553 --> 02:06:04,139
we simply aren't operating on the
level of mutual respect I assumed.
1591
02:06:04,224 --> 02:06:05,807
No, I guess not.
1592
02:06:06,017 --> 02:06:11,146
Well, back to the whereabouts
of your two Italian saboteurs.
1593
02:06:14,317 --> 02:06:16,068
As of this moment,
1594
02:06:16,152 --> 02:06:20,989
both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting
in the very seats we left them in.
1595
02:06:21,616 --> 02:06:25,202
Double-zero 23 and double-zero
24, if my memory serves.
1596
02:06:25,995 --> 02:06:29,414
Explosives still around their
ankles, still ready to explode.
1597
02:06:29,499 --> 02:06:32,751
And your mission, some
would call a terrorist plot,
1598
02:06:32,835 --> 02:06:35,379
as of this moment, is still a go.
1599
02:06:35,463 --> 02:06:38,757
That's a pretty exciting story.
What's next? Eliza on Ice?
1600
02:06:38,841 --> 02:06:40,050
However,
1601
02:06:41,970 --> 02:06:45,097
all I have to do is pick
up this phone right here,
1602
02:06:45,181 --> 02:06:48,016
inform the cinema,
and your plan is kaput.
1603
02:06:50,395 --> 02:06:55,607
If they're still here, and if they're
still alive, and that's one big if,
1604
02:06:56,943 --> 02:07:00,445
there ain't no way you're going to take
them boys without setting off them bombs.
1605
02:07:00,530 --> 02:07:02,281
I have no doubt.
1606
02:07:02,365 --> 02:07:05,701
And, yes, some Germans will die.
Yes, it will ruin the evening.
1607
02:07:05,785 --> 02:07:08,662
And, yes, Goebbels will be
very, very, very mad at you
1608
02:07:08,746 --> 02:07:10,831
for what you've done to his big night.
1609
02:07:12,083 --> 02:07:14,376
But you won't get Hitler,
you won't get Goebbels,
1610
02:07:14,460 --> 02:07:17,504
you won't get G�ring,
and you won't get Bormann.
1611
02:07:17,588 --> 02:07:20,173
And you need all four to end the war.
1612
02:07:21,843 --> 02:07:25,053
But if I don't pick up
this phone right here,
1613
02:07:25,138 --> 02:07:27,389
you may very well get all four.
1614
02:07:28,683 --> 02:07:33,520
And if you get all four, you end the war
1615
02:07:34,772 --> 02:07:36,023
tonight.
1616
02:07:37,400 --> 02:07:38,900
So, gentlemen,
1617
02:07:39,652 --> 02:07:42,863
let's discuss the prospect
of ending the war tonight.
1618
02:07:45,742 --> 02:07:47,617
So, the way I see it,
1619
02:07:47,702 --> 02:07:51,913
since Hitler's death or possible
rescue rests solely on my reaction,
1620
02:07:52,582 --> 02:07:54,166
if I do nothing,
1621
02:07:54,584 --> 02:07:58,628
it's as if I'm causing his death even
more than yourselves. Wouldn't you agree?
1622
02:07:59,255 --> 02:08:00,630
I guess so.
1623
02:08:03,217 --> 02:08:05,260
How about you, Utivich?
1624
02:08:05,345 --> 02:08:06,928
I guess so, too.
1625
02:08:12,435 --> 02:08:13,685
Gentlemen, I have no intention
1626
02:08:13,770 --> 02:08:16,897
of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels
and killing G�ring and killing Bormann,
1627
02:08:16,981 --> 02:08:19,733
not to mention winning the war
single-handedly for the Allies,
1628
02:08:19,817 --> 02:08:23,528
only later to find myself
standing before a Jewish tribunal.
1629
02:08:25,615 --> 02:08:29,159
If you want to win the war tonight,
1630
02:08:30,787 --> 02:08:32,954
we have to make a deal.
1631
02:08:35,958 --> 02:08:37,709
What kind of deal?
1632
02:08:37,794 --> 02:08:40,337
The kind you wouldn't
have the authority to make.
1633
02:08:40,421 --> 02:08:44,966
However, I'm sure this mission
of yours has a commanding officer.
1634
02:08:45,968 --> 02:08:47,302
A general.
1635
02:08:47,970 --> 02:08:49,638
I'm betting for...
1636
02:08:51,349 --> 02:08:53,266
OSS would be my guess.
1637
02:08:57,188 --> 02:08:59,648
That's a bingo!
1638
02:09:02,652 --> 02:09:05,153
Is that the way you
say it? "That's a bingo".
1639
02:09:05,238 --> 02:09:07,155
You just say, "Bingo".
1640
02:09:07,240 --> 02:09:09,449
Bingo! How fun.
1641
02:09:11,869 --> 02:09:14,955
But I digress. Where were
we? Yeah! Make a deal.
1642
02:09:15,498 --> 02:09:19,960
Over there is a very capable
two-way radio and sitting behind it
1643
02:09:20,044 --> 02:09:24,172
is a more than capable
radio operator named Hermann.
1644
02:09:24,507 --> 02:09:26,842
Get me someone on the
other end of that radio
1645
02:09:26,926 --> 02:09:30,011
with the power of the
pen to authorize my,
1646
02:09:30,096 --> 02:09:33,014
let's call it, the terms
of my conditional surrender.
1647
02:09:33,099 --> 02:09:35,475
If that tastes better going down.
1648
02:09:36,269 --> 02:09:37,519
You know, where I'm from...
1649
02:09:37,603 --> 02:09:39,521
Yeah? Where is that exactly?
1650
02:09:39,605 --> 02:09:41,648
Maynardville, Tennessee.
1651
02:09:41,732 --> 02:09:44,151
I've done my share of bootlegging.
1652
02:09:44,360 --> 02:09:48,029
Up there, if you engage in what the
federal government calls illegal activity,
1653
02:09:48,114 --> 02:09:50,240
but what we call just a man trying
to make a living for his family
1654
02:09:50,324 --> 02:09:54,744
selling moonshine liquor, it
behooves oneself to keep his wits.
1655
02:09:56,706 --> 02:10:00,125
Long story short, we hear
a story too good to be true,
1656
02:10:00,793 --> 02:10:02,043
it ain't.
1657
02:10:03,880 --> 02:10:06,673
Sitting in your chair, I would
probably say the same thing,
1658
02:10:06,757 --> 02:10:11,428
and 999.999 times out of a
million, you would be correct.
1659
02:10:13,431 --> 02:10:17,017
But in the pages of history,
every once in a while,
1660
02:10:17,602 --> 02:10:20,979
fate reaches out and extends its hand.
1661
02:10:27,820 --> 02:10:29,779
What shall the history books read?
1662
02:10:56,641 --> 02:10:59,851
I implore you. We must
destroy that tower.
1663
02:11:01,270 --> 02:11:02,896
Sarge, that tower...
1664
02:11:22,458 --> 02:11:24,376
The tower stands!
1665
02:11:27,088 --> 02:11:28,171
Gum?
1666
02:11:31,551 --> 02:11:33,927
Psst! Psst!
1667
02:12:15,511 --> 02:12:16,678
It's time.
1668
02:12:17,763 --> 02:12:20,557
I should go lock the auditorium
and take my place behind the screen.
1669
02:14:04,120 --> 02:14:06,329
So when the military history
of this night is written,
1670
02:14:06,414 --> 02:14:10,125
it will be recorded that I
was part of Operation Kino
1671
02:14:10,209 --> 02:14:12,961
from the very beginning
as a double agent.
1672
02:14:13,045 --> 02:14:17,090
Anything I've done in
my guise as an SS Colonel
1673
02:14:17,174 --> 02:14:20,218
was sanctioned by the
OSS as a necessary evil
1674
02:14:20,302 --> 02:14:22,971
to establish my cover with the Germans.
1675
02:14:23,222 --> 02:14:26,516
And it was my placement of
Lieutenant Raine's dynamite
1676
02:14:26,600 --> 02:14:29,602
in Hitler and Goebbels' opera
box that assured their demise.
1677
02:14:31,272 --> 02:14:33,231
I informed the F�hrer that the
audience has taken their seats.
1678
02:14:33,315 --> 02:14:34,691
He should arrive any minute.
1679
02:14:36,110 --> 02:14:37,152
Thank you, Hans.
1680
02:14:46,662 --> 02:14:49,706
By the way, that last
part is actually true.
1681
02:14:49,790 --> 02:14:54,711
I want my full military pension
and benefits under my proper rank.
1682
02:14:55,045 --> 02:14:57,464
I want to receive the
Congressional Medal of Honor
1683
02:14:57,548 --> 02:15:01,509
for my invaluable assistance in
the toppling of the Third Reich.
1684
02:15:02,928 --> 02:15:06,014
In fact, I want all the
members of Operation Kino
1685
02:15:06,098 --> 02:15:09,017
to receive the
Congressional Medal of Honor.
1686
02:15:09,435 --> 02:15:13,146
Full citizenship for myself.
Well, that goes without saying.
1687
02:15:13,439 --> 02:15:16,691
And I would like the
United States ofAmerica
1688
02:15:16,776 --> 02:15:20,820
to purchase property for
me on Nantucket Island
1689
02:15:20,905 --> 02:15:24,199
as a reward for all the
countless lives I've saved
1690
02:15:24,283 --> 02:15:26,576
by bringing the tyranny of
the National Socialist Party
1691
02:15:26,660 --> 02:15:30,288
to a swifter-than-imagined
end. Do you have all that, sir?
1692
02:15:32,041 --> 02:15:35,543
I look forward to seeing you
face to face as well, sir.
1693
02:15:36,420 --> 02:15:38,630
Lieutenant Raine? Right here.
1694
02:15:41,842 --> 02:15:43,051
Yes, sir.
1695
02:15:43,135 --> 02:15:46,888
Colonel Landa will put you and Private
Utivich in a truck as prisoners.
1696
02:15:46,972 --> 02:15:51,351
Then he and his radio operator will
get in the truck and drive to our lines.
1697
02:15:51,435 --> 02:15:56,022
Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa
and his man will surrender to you.
1698
02:15:56,106 --> 02:15:58,650
You will then take over
driving of the truck
1699
02:15:58,734 --> 02:16:02,111
and bring them straight to me for
debriefing. Is that clear, Lieutenant?
1700
02:16:02,196 --> 02:16:03,321
Yes, sir.
1701
02:16:03,405 --> 02:16:04,864
Over and out.
1702
02:16:30,140 --> 02:16:33,226
Herr Dr. Goebbels, excuse me.
Could I go out for a moment?
1703
02:16:33,602 --> 02:16:35,019
Perfectly understandable, my boy.
1704
02:16:35,104 --> 02:16:36,855
You go now, and we'll
see you after the show.
1705
02:17:44,673 --> 02:17:45,798
Who is it?
1706
02:17:45,883 --> 02:17:46,925
Fredrick!
1707
02:17:48,385 --> 02:17:49,427
Shit.
1708
02:17:53,974 --> 02:17:56,225
Are you the manager of this
cinema? I want my money back.
1709
02:17:56,644 --> 02:17:58,186
That actor in the movie stinks.
1710
02:18:00,481 --> 02:18:01,606
What are you doing here?
1711
02:18:01,815 --> 02:18:02,899
I came to visit you.
1712
02:18:04,234 --> 02:18:05,276
Can't you see how busy I am?
1713
02:18:05,569 --> 02:18:07,070
Then allow me to lend an assist.
1714
02:18:08,322 --> 02:18:10,156
Fredrick, it's not
funny, you can't be here.
1715
02:18:11,158 --> 02:18:13,451
This is your premiere, you
need to be out there with them.
1716
02:18:16,580 --> 02:18:17,705
Normally, you would be right.
1717
02:18:18,832 --> 02:18:20,166
And for all the other films I do...
1718
02:18:20,834 --> 02:18:23,711
...I intend to endure evenings
like tonight, in the proper spirit.
1719
02:18:25,881 --> 02:18:27,090
However, the fact remains...
1720
02:18:28,175 --> 02:18:30,301
...this film is based
on my military exploits.
1721
02:18:30,928 --> 02:18:34,555
And in this case, my exploits
consisted of killing many men.
1722
02:18:36,016 --> 02:18:38,059
Consequently, the part of
the film that's playing now...
1723
02:18:40,479 --> 02:18:41,854
...I don't like watching this part.
1724
02:18:43,691 --> 02:18:45,525
- I am sorry, Fredrick, but...
- So, I thought...
1725
02:18:45,859 --> 02:18:48,111
...I'd come up here
and do what I do best...
1726
02:18:48,445 --> 02:18:49,529
...annoy you.
1727
02:18:50,531 --> 02:18:53,533
And from the look on your face, it
would appear I haven't lost my touch.
1728
02:18:55,202 --> 02:18:57,203
Are you so used to the
Nazis kissing your ass...
1729
02:18:57,287 --> 02:18:58,788
...you've forgotten
what the word "no" means?
1730
02:18:59,373 --> 02:19:01,332
No... you can't be here!
1731
02:19:01,500 --> 02:19:02,542
Now go away!
1732
02:19:05,504 --> 02:19:06,546
Fredrick, you hurt me.
1733
02:19:06,880 --> 02:19:11,217
Well, it's nice to know
you can feel something.
1734
02:19:12,052 --> 02:19:13,886
Even if it's just physical pain.
1735
02:19:14,555 --> 02:19:16,472
I'm not a man you say, "go away" to.
1736
02:19:17,516 --> 02:19:19,767
There's over three hundred
dead bodies in Italy,
1737
02:19:19,852 --> 02:19:21,686
that if they could,
would testify to that!
1738
02:19:24,314 --> 02:19:25,481
After what I've done for you...
1739
02:19:25,858 --> 02:19:27,900
...you disrespect me at your peril!
1740
02:19:28,235 --> 02:19:29,360
Lock the door.
1741
02:19:29,903 --> 02:19:30,945
What?
1742
02:19:32,239 --> 02:19:33,281
Lock the door.
1743
02:19:33,365 --> 02:19:34,449
We don't have much time.
1744
02:19:37,369 --> 02:19:38,494
Time for what?
1745
02:19:39,747 --> 02:19:40,872
Forget it!
1746
02:19:40,956 --> 02:19:42,123
No, no, no... wait.
1747
02:19:43,792 --> 02:19:45,752
You want me to... lock the door?
1748
02:19:46,462 --> 02:19:47,628
For the fifty-seventh time, yes.
1749
02:21:49,084 --> 02:21:51,669
When I kill that guy, you got
30 feet to get to that guard.
1750
02:21:51,753 --> 02:21:53,713
- Can you do it?
- I have to.
1751
02:22:23,911 --> 02:22:25,244
Champagne?
1752
02:22:47,476 --> 02:22:49,393
Extraordinary my dear,
simply extraordinary!
1753
02:22:49,478 --> 02:22:50,770
This is your finest film yet.
1754
02:22:52,773 --> 02:22:54,106
Thank you, my F�hrer.
1755
02:22:56,276 --> 02:22:57,360
Thank you.
1756
02:23:17,172 --> 02:23:19,840
Who wants to send a message to Germany?
1757
02:23:20,676 --> 02:23:23,010
I have a message for Germany.
1758
02:23:26,515 --> 02:23:28,683
That you are all going to die.
1759
02:23:29,893 --> 02:23:31,060
Enough! Stop it!
1760
02:23:31,186 --> 02:23:32,228
Turn off the projector!
1761
02:23:32,521 --> 02:23:37,608
And I want you to look deep into the
face of the Jew who's going to do it!
1762
02:23:38,860 --> 02:23:40,027
I don't know what's going on.
That does not belong in my movie!
1763
02:23:40,112 --> 02:23:43,030
Marcel, burn it down.
1764
02:23:44,032 --> 02:23:45,533
Oui, Shosanna.
1765
02:24:21,069 --> 02:24:23,154
My name is Shosanna Dreyfus,
1766
02:24:23,572 --> 02:24:25,072
and this is the face
1767
02:24:27,075 --> 02:24:29,410
of Jewish vengeance.
1768
02:26:26,278 --> 02:26:28,612
These are the American
lines, Colonel sir.
1769
02:26:29,030 --> 02:26:30,197
Excellent, Hermann.
1770
02:26:35,036 --> 02:26:36,871
Hermann, uncuff them.
1771
02:26:55,515 --> 02:26:59,518
I'm officially surrendering myself
over to you, Lieutenant Raine.
1772
02:27:00,604 --> 02:27:02,396
We're your prisoners.
1773
02:27:03,231 --> 02:27:05,024
How about my knife?
1774
02:27:10,906 --> 02:27:12,907
Thank you very much, Colonel.
1775
02:27:13,033 --> 02:27:16,035
Utivich, cuff the Colonel's
hands behind his back.
1776
02:27:16,119 --> 02:27:18,329
Is that really necessary?
1777
02:27:18,413 --> 02:27:20,539
I'm a slave to appearances.
1778
02:27:23,710 --> 02:27:25,211
Scalp Hermann.
1779
02:27:26,880 --> 02:27:28,547
Are you mad?
1780
02:27:28,924 --> 02:27:30,633
What have you done?
1781
02:27:31,218 --> 02:27:34,470
I made a deal with your
general for that man's life!
1782
02:27:35,597 --> 02:27:38,974
Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't
give a fuck about him. They need you.
1783
02:27:39,100 --> 02:27:41,060
You'll be shot for this!
1784
02:27:41,645 --> 02:27:45,231
Nah, I don't think so. More like
chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
1785
02:27:46,483 --> 02:27:50,736
You know, Utivich and myself heard
that deal you made with the brass.
1786
02:27:51,112 --> 02:27:52,905
End the war tonight?
1787
02:27:54,282 --> 02:27:55,866
I'd make that deal.
1788
02:27:55,951 --> 02:27:57,826
How about you, Utivich?
You make that deal?
1789
02:27:57,953 --> 02:28:01,455
- I'd make that deal.
- I don't blame you. Damn good deal.
1790
02:28:02,249 --> 02:28:05,334
And that pretty little nest
you feathered for yourself.
1791
02:28:05,460 --> 02:28:08,796
Well, if you're willing to
barbecue the whole High Command,
1792
02:28:08,922 --> 02:28:11,924
I suppose that's worth
certain considerations.
1793
02:28:12,634 --> 02:28:14,760
But I do have one question.
1794
02:28:15,804 --> 02:28:18,556
When you get to your little
place on Nantucket Island,
1795
02:28:18,640 --> 02:28:23,185
I imagine you are going to take off that
handsome-looking SS uniform of yours.
1796
02:28:23,311 --> 02:28:24,603
Ain't you?
1797
02:28:28,608 --> 02:28:30,442
That's what I thought.
1798
02:28:31,152 --> 02:28:33,112
Now, that I can't abide.
1799
02:28:34,489 --> 02:28:36,740
How about you, Utivich,
can you abide it?
1800
02:28:36,825 --> 02:28:38,701
Not one damn bit, sir.
1801
02:28:40,328 --> 02:28:42,454
I mean, if I had my way,
1802
02:28:42,956 --> 02:28:47,376
you'd wear that goddamn uniform for
the rest of your pecker-sucking life.
1803
02:28:48,878 --> 02:28:49,920
But I'm aware that ain't practical.
1804
02:28:50,005 --> 02:28:53,048
I mean, at some point, you're
going to have to take it off.
1805
02:28:53,174 --> 02:28:54,216
So,
1806
02:28:55,176 --> 02:28:58,971
I'm going to give you a little
something you can't take off.
1807
02:29:23,830 --> 02:29:25,956
You know something, Utivich?
1808
02:29:26,333 --> 02:29:29,126
I think this just
might be my masterpiece.
1809
02:29:30,000 --> 02:29:33,095
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