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Sewage. - Have you ever killed anyone before? 5 00:01:10,412 --> 00:01:13,122 As you may know, illegal aliens, such as yourself, 6 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:16,000 are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate. 7 00:01:16,084 --> 00:01:21,255 For the good of both our people... our new senator must die. 8 00:01:21,339 --> 00:01:26,552 And for that, I will pay you $150,000... cash. 9 00:01:26,636 --> 00:01:29,430 He was given an offer he couldn't refuse. 10 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:34,685 I cost the most...... because I'm the best there is. 11 00:01:44,362 --> 00:01:48,824 Set up, double-crossed and left for dead. 12 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:54,622 I took a vow of peace, and now you want me to help you kill all these men? 13 00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:55,998 Yes, bro. 14 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,584 I mean, Padre. 15 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,420 I'll see what I can do. 16 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,263 He knows the score. 17 00:02:12,307 --> 00:02:13,891 Where are my wife and daughter? 18 00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:16,727 He gets the women. 19 00:02:16,811 --> 00:02:18,270 ♪ He's bad 20 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,772 ♪ Machete ♪ 21 00:02:21,024 --> 00:02:23,651 - And he kills the bad guys.. - No! 22 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,529 Oh, shit. 23 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:32,368 You mean that a Mexican day laborer is a goddamn Federale? 24 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,787 - But they soon realized... 25 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:36,038 He's coming after us. 26 00:02:37,707 --> 00:02:40,960 ...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican. 27 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,297 - Action... 28 00:02:46,841 --> 00:02:50,302 -...suspense... 29 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,765 -...emotion. - Please, Father, have mercy. 30 00:02:54,849 --> 00:02:57,851 God has mercy. I don't. 31 00:02:59,104 --> 00:03:03,399 If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, 32 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:08,654 you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you. 33 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:14,451 Machete. 34 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:16,954 Rated X. 35 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:22,960 Brought to you from your friends at the Weinstein Company. 36 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,054 You're real pretty tonight, Holly. 37 00:07:02,138 --> 00:07:05,891 Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna do that shit, do it on stage! 38 00:07:07,977 --> 00:07:10,229 Smoking hot. Phew. 39 00:07:13,691 --> 00:07:16,985 Cherry Darling, I told you too many fucking times, 40 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,987 you can't be up there crying and all that shit. 41 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,657 Do you know what a go-go dance is? 42 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:25,661 - Useless talent number 12? - No, it's a happy dance. 43 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,748 Get up there and you dance happy. It's go-go, not cry-cry. 44 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:31,750 I'm quitting. 45 00:07:32,126 --> 00:07:33,627 You say that at least one night a week. 46 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:40,259 I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life. 47 00:07:40,844 --> 00:07:42,219 I've always said you're funny, 48 00:07:42,303 --> 00:07:44,680 but if you don't stop crying, I'm gonna fire your ass. 49 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,849 I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass. 50 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:50,644 "Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger 51 00:07:50,728 --> 00:07:53,313 and have a bye-bye slip." 52 00:07:54,649 --> 00:07:56,608 Here's my finger. 53 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:00,863 And here's my bye-bye slip. 54 00:08:03,491 --> 00:08:05,158 We need some cash. 55 00:08:27,098 --> 00:08:29,057 Dick! Fuck! 56 00:08:29,434 --> 00:08:33,729 Aah! 57 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,861 Ass-bag! 58 00:08:45,783 --> 00:08:47,409 Ow! 59 00:09:01,716 --> 00:09:06,303 All right, boys. Come on.. 60 00:09:11,059 --> 00:09:15,854 All right, all right. Come on. You guys know the drill, huh? 61 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:22,277 Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this. 62 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,033 Hey, Abby. 63 00:09:30,286 --> 00:09:32,829 I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romy. 64 00:09:34,832 --> 00:09:37,209 Would you like to tell me what happened? 65 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:39,795 Uh, they escaped. 66 00:09:40,838 --> 00:09:42,297 All three? 67 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:47,260 Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out... 68 00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:50,722 I'm sorry, Romy, but I just don't trust you anymore. 69 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,350 And you know the rules. 70 00:09:53,434 --> 00:09:57,938 Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby, you're not gonna see me anymore. 71 00:09:58,022 --> 00:09:59,773 - OK? - Not so fast. 72 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,115 I also want your balls. 73 00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:18,917 I'm really quite attached to them. 74 00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:22,879 Oh, sweetheart. I was really attached to my specimens. 75 00:10:22,964 --> 00:10:26,591 And now they're out there in the night doing God knows what. 76 00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:29,052 I can't do it, Abby, please. Please, Abby. 77 00:10:31,889 --> 00:10:35,726 Hey, hey! What are you guys...?! 78 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:40,605 You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen! You don't need Abby. There's more! 79 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:43,859 There's more! I could get you all you ever need! 80 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:47,070 Motherfucking pussies! Let me go, you son of a bitch! 81 00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:52,117 I can get you more! No! No! 82 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:01,793 Pick this up, please. 83 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,122 Where's the shit? 84 00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:44,086 The shit's right there. The deal is still good. 85 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,839 No, it's not. 86 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,927 You held out on me. 87 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,012 Now I want all of it. 88 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,665 It looks like I got you by the balls, Abby. 89 00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:24,626 - You certainly have. - So... 90 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,506 ... I'll ask you one more time. 91 00:12:30,675 --> 00:12:32,092 Where's... 92 00:12:33,136 --> 00:12:34,427 ...the... 93 00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,721 ...shit? 94 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,391 Everywhere! 95 00:13:20,725 --> 00:13:21,808 Oh, balls. 96 00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:07,145 Get that thing away from my pumps! 97 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:13,026 It's just overheating! I need to get to town. 98 00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:17,864 It's just a stripped radiator cap. 99 00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,202 - Water leaks when it heats up. 100 00:14:24,372 --> 00:14:26,081 No pressure. 101 00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:33,463 - Are you OK? - I'm just cherry. 102 00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:36,007 Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in. 103 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:43,098 - Here, take this with you. - Not your good spring water. 104 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,517 Ain't nothing good about it. I bottle it myself. 105 00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,143 I get it right there out of the dam. 106 00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:53,566 - Thanks, JT. - We're serving inside tonight. 107 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,986 Best barbeque in Texas round the clock. 108 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:59,114 - I gotta go. - Saving lives, are ya? 109 00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:02,242 Now how did you know that? 110 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,128 Now that's a rump roast. 111 00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:22,554 I couldn't get off work this week. But you only have to stay till ten. 112 00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:27,517 A friend will be here before ten to pick up Tony. 113 00:15:27,601 --> 00:15:30,353 ♪ Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge 114 00:15:30,438 --> 00:15:32,480 What did I tell you? No playing with toys at the table. 115 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,733 - Didn't I tell you that? - Yeah. 116 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,237 There's a packed suitcase under his bed. 117 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,908 Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up. 118 00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:51,458 I'll leave him watching TV. 119 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:58,048 But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes. Thank you. 120 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,219 - What happened to your tooth?? - Fell out. 121 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:07,640 Wow. Think you could say a prayer for your old man? 122 00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:14,189 - No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen. 123 00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:15,732 Amen. 124 00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:25,033 - Who was that you were talking to? - Babysitter. She's on her way. 125 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,624 - You believe her? - No. 126 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,250 Me neither. 127 00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:04,322 - Hey. - Hey. 128 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,783 - How's it going, JT? - All right. 129 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,245 - Still open, I see. - Oh, yeah. All night. 130 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,373 - Free of charge. 131 00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:16,918 Tonight is a special night. 132 00:17:17,545 --> 00:17:21,923 - What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years. 133 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,509 You're the second person to show up tonight. 134 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:28,179 - Who's the first? - Right there. 135 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:38,189 Must be passing through. Seems only strangers eat here. 136 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,317 I still eat here, JT. 137 00:17:42,236 --> 00:17:43,403 Oh, yeah, you sure do. 138 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,531 By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eating. 139 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,041 Hello, Palomita. 140 00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:01,796 I don't go by that name anymore. 141 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:07,635 So, you ever become that fancy doctor? 142 00:18:10,181 --> 00:18:11,848 Never did. 143 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:18,938 Thought for sure you would. You talked about it enough. 144 00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:21,608 That's the problem with goals, they become the thing you talk about 145 00:18:21,692 --> 00:18:23,234 instead of the thing you do. 146 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,070 That's my jacket. 147 00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:29,199 I looked for it for two weeks. 148 00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:32,327 - How long did you look for me, Wray? - Jacket belonged to me, you didn't. 149 00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:38,124 So, um... what are you doing now? 150 00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:42,378 I'm going to be a stand-up comedian. 151 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,965 Really? 152 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,595 You're not funny. 153 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:56,309 That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they say I'm hysterical. 154 00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:59,187 But you're not. 155 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:04,943 There's a difference between being frank and being dick. 156 00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:09,614 Yeah, well, it's really good seeing you again. 157 00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:12,367 Oh, um... 158 00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:16,120 ...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows. 159 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,081 Cherry. 160 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,000 Cherry Darling. 161 00:19:21,835 --> 00:19:23,169 Sounds like a stripper. 162 00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:27,131 No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference. 163 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,509 Right. 164 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:33,846 Well... you'll always be Palomita to me. 165 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,728 I need a ride. 166 00:19:44,108 --> 00:19:46,234 What do you say El Wray? 167 00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:51,114 I'll give you a ride. 168 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,952 Goodbye, Bill. 169 00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,538 - Don't you mean "See you later?" - Of course. 170 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,750 Hey, what's up, doc? 171 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,588 Little lady's looking pretty good there. 172 00:20:06,714 --> 00:20:11,092 Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding. 173 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,803 - Look at that shit. - What happened to your arm? 174 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:18,391 - Well, uh... I got bit. - Bit? Bit by what? 175 00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:21,644 Well, if I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me. 176 00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:23,938 Got some Bactine or something? 177 00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:28,735 Ooh. Can't you just sew it up? 178 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:33,948 Well, normally, I would. I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding. 179 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:38,036 - Problem is, this one doesn't bleed. - Oh, shit. Check this out. 180 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:42,749 At this old military hospital, this one guy came back from Iraq with this. 181 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,918 Ooh, chronic herpetic lesions. 182 00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:49,589 When he urinated it came out through these holes here, like a fountain. 183 00:20:49,673 --> 00:20:53,259 Oh, Jesus. How'd you treat it? 184 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,971 Fuck that. I was never in Iraq. 185 00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,099 Good for you. The shit they spread around there you wouldn't believe. 186 00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:03,519 I got Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on. 187 00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:06,981 Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas. 188 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,484 Actually, I still have those in my fridge. 189 00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:14,739 - It's a botfly, you think? - Chronic, viral, ulcerative lesion. 190 00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:17,825 That looks like gout. 191 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:21,037 - He's running a temperature of 105. - Is that bad? 192 00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:24,332 - It's high. - Bad would be 108. 193 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,752 You can have a seizure, go psychotic... 194 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,504 ...and probably die. 195 00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,964 - Say "ahh." - Aah. 196 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:37,261 - Oh! Jesus! - Oh, nice. Black abscess tongue. 197 00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:40,431 All abscesses should be drained, period. 198 00:21:46,313 --> 00:21:50,274 - What are you doing?? - Shut up, Joe. 199 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:04,122 - Baby, get the needles. 200 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:11,045 - Be right there. - Right now. 201 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,964 Asshole. 202 00:22:20,013 --> 00:22:21,347 It's spreading. 203 00:22:22,349 --> 00:22:23,433 Holy shit. 204 00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:24,892 When did you say you got this bite? 205 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:28,646 - Just now.. - We gotta lose the arm, Joe. 206 00:22:28,731 --> 00:22:32,108 - Lose the arm? What do you mean? - It's spreading to your shoulder. 207 00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:34,902 If we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest, 208 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,529 and we can't cut that off. 209 00:22:36,613 --> 00:22:38,823 Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion? 210 00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:40,575 Hi, Joe. 211 00:22:41,702 --> 00:22:44,412 I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic 212 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:47,999 so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These... 213 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:52,170 ...are my friends. My yellow friend... 214 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,923 -...is just to take the sting off. - Ah! 215 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,510 My blue friend... you'll barely feel. 216 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:04,474 That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. 217 00:23:04,558 --> 00:23:06,726 See how fast my friends work? 218 00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:11,022 And after my red-headed friend... 219 00:23:11,106 --> 00:23:14,192 ...you'll never see me again. 220 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,826 They all react differently. 221 00:23:26,079 --> 00:23:29,832 - Now what? 222 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:33,503 Dedicated to Jungle Julia, in loving memory. 223 00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:48,392 It's not the radiator. 224 00:23:49,603 --> 00:23:50,895 Damn it! 225 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:15,127 Fucking thing. Cheap! 226 00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:32,311 Hey! Hey, hey! 227 00:24:32,479 --> 00:24:35,064 Bastard! Bastard! 228 00:24:47,744 --> 00:24:50,454 Hey! Hey! 229 00:24:50,539 --> 00:24:53,749 - Get outta the road, bitch! 230 00:25:05,762 --> 00:25:11,642 Stop! Stop!! Please! Stop! 231 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,730 No! No!! 232 00:25:15,856 --> 00:25:18,649 No! 233 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:32,872 What the hell is that? 234 00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:39,879 - People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo? 235 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:44,634 Deer. We get a lot of them around here. 236 00:25:45,802 --> 00:25:48,721 You know, I read a statistic that said 237 00:25:48,805 --> 00:25:53,684 that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years. 238 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,937 Sixty percent of that's from roadkill. 239 00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:58,981 People eat roadkill? 240 00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:01,317 If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour 241 00:26:01,401 --> 00:26:03,110 and a deer darts out in front of you, 242 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:07,823 if you blink or brake or swerve, shit, you'll just kill yourself. 243 00:26:07,908 --> 00:26:12,453 - So, what do you do? - Pick 'em off. Just like this. 244 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:15,706 - Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable. 245 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,500 Oh, fuck! 246 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,476 Cherry. 247 00:26:36,979 --> 00:26:40,731 I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve! 248 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,191 That wasn't a deer. 249 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:47,238 - Cherry! Cherry! No! 250 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,341 - Ah! 251 00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,439 Palomita. 252 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,236 - Don't let her die on me, Block. - What do we got? 253 00:27:27,362 --> 00:27:31,282 Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma... 254 00:27:32,534 --> 00:27:34,035 ...one severed limb. 255 00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:36,829 Where's the leg? 256 00:27:36,913 --> 00:27:40,708 Three sickos attacked her. I shot at them. 257 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:43,919 I never miss. 258 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,967 They took the leg with them. 259 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:03,981 You have to come with us, Wray. We need to talk about this. 260 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:06,442 - He has to sign her in. - Do what now? 261 00:28:06,526 --> 00:28:08,736 He's with her. He's responsible for her. 262 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,405 He can fill this out after we talk. Let's go. 263 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:17,161 What are you doing with a rifle, Wray? 264 00:28:17,245 --> 00:28:20,706 Nothing. Was thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks. 265 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:24,877 Come on, Wray. You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore. 266 00:28:24,961 --> 00:28:27,838 Here I stick my neck out for ya. 267 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:30,674 Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg? 268 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,552 A missing leg that's now missing? 269 00:28:33,637 --> 00:28:37,640 And here you're saying in front of everybody someone up and snatched it? 270 00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:41,268 And that you shot them with a gun you never should've had in the first place? 271 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,187 And that now they're gone? 272 00:28:43,271 --> 00:28:45,314 Can we finish this conversation somewhere else? 273 00:28:45,398 --> 00:28:47,066 My thought exactly. 274 00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:51,112 Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in. 275 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:54,949 - Christ, you're kidding. - Automobile accident off Highway 18. 276 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,451 DOAs? Have Andy pick them up. 277 00:28:59,287 --> 00:29:03,833 - That's unsanitary, doc. - Helps me monitor my state of calmness. 278 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,669 Don't get worked up enough to crack it. 279 00:29:06,753 --> 00:29:09,421 - Fuck! - Might cut yourself pretty good. 280 00:29:09,506 --> 00:29:12,049 Then I would know I was not calm. 281 00:29:18,265 --> 00:29:20,349 What do you say now, doc? 282 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:24,311 Somebody call my wife. 283 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:27,398 - Sheriff Hague. - It's JT, sheriff. 284 00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:29,525 JT, how's the barbecue business? 285 00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:32,862 Ever since my bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit. 286 00:29:32,946 --> 00:29:36,782 I'm real sorry to hear about that. I wish there was something I could do. 287 00:29:36,867 --> 00:29:39,118 Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff. 288 00:29:39,202 --> 00:29:41,579 I'm listening. What's the trouble? 289 00:29:41,663 --> 00:29:43,622 There ain't no trouble, not yet, anyway. 290 00:29:43,707 --> 00:29:46,500 I got two delinquents been hanging around here for over an hour. 291 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,586 They won't purchase, and they won't leave. 292 00:29:50,839 --> 00:29:55,467 - Never mind, here they come. - You cook that meat at 250 degrees? 293 00:29:55,552 --> 00:29:58,220 I don't remember. I set the heat with my hand. 294 00:29:58,305 --> 00:30:01,182 Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine. 295 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,767 Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe. 296 00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:05,936 That's a fact. He'll take it to his grave. 297 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:08,689 I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya. 298 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:11,859 I could be dying in your arms, I ain't gonna tell ya. 299 00:30:11,985 --> 00:30:13,694 We'll see about that. 300 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:20,951 You gonna look, or are you gonna eat? 301 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:33,088 - You called for me? - I need for you to see this. 302 00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:38,636 - Looks like a no-brainer.. - What does that mean? 303 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,890 No brain. Scooped clean out of her skull. 304 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:47,269 I know what this is.. Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis. 305 00:30:48,605 --> 00:30:51,106 - You think?? - Oh, sure. 306 00:30:51,191 --> 00:30:53,275 Thank you, that'll be all. 307 00:31:06,539 --> 00:31:09,291 Did you know she was back in town? 308 00:31:11,044 --> 00:31:12,836 No. 309 00:31:13,463 --> 00:31:15,047 I didn't. 310 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,179 What happened to her? 311 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,349 I don't know, baby. 312 00:31:30,063 --> 00:31:32,648 I thought you stopped seeing each other. 313 00:31:35,235 --> 00:31:37,319 We have. 314 00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:40,155 Well, yes, you have now. She's fucking dead. 315 00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:44,034 I mean, we stopped before. 316 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,543 I haven't talked to her in a while. 317 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,341 But you've written each other? 318 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:04,763 Here and there. 319 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,598 But nothing... 320 00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:08,017 What're you doing?! 321 00:32:09,102 --> 00:32:11,603 Let me see your last three messages. 322 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,399 - You have no right. - I don't? 323 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:19,236 I don't have a right? 324 00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,073 Show it to me. 325 00:32:24,326 --> 00:32:27,077 - Show it to me. - No. 326 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:29,413 Ahh! 327 00:32:29,497 --> 00:32:31,915 Now that's just to take the sting off. 328 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:38,589 - Show it to me. - No, please. 329 00:32:39,382 --> 00:32:41,759 - Show it to me! 330 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:49,350 Now let's see how fast your friends work. 331 00:33:00,028 --> 00:33:01,445 That's pretty fast. 332 00:33:05,325 --> 00:33:08,327 Oh, what do I know, my love? 333 00:33:08,411 --> 00:33:09,953 Exactly. 334 00:33:10,038 --> 00:33:13,999 That you're a cheating, lying... 335 00:33:16,044 --> 00:33:18,045 ...sack. 336 00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:22,424 - I didn't want to hurt you. - But you did. 337 00:33:23,051 --> 00:33:26,220 Because you're insane. 338 00:33:29,432 --> 00:33:34,478 And I was afraid of what you might do to me... 339 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:37,272 ...to our son. 340 00:33:37,357 --> 00:33:39,608 I'm the mother of your son. 341 00:33:40,193 --> 00:33:41,819 Ah! 342 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,324 And after this one... 343 00:33:48,451 --> 00:33:50,536 ... I'll never see you again. 344 00:34:04,634 --> 00:34:07,177 - Dr. Block?? - What? 345 00:34:07,929 --> 00:34:12,266 - You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there. 346 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:24,945 Where the hell are the bodies? 347 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:28,073 That's what we wanted to show you. They're gone. 348 00:34:29,117 --> 00:34:31,493 They didn't just get up and walk out, did they? 349 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,836 Shut the fuck up! Somebody take care of this perp for me 350 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,590 - before I fucking kill him! - What the hell is going on? 351 00:35:26,674 --> 00:35:29,635 He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him, 352 00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,679 and the son of a bitch, he bit my goddamn finger off! 353 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,516 Quit your hollering and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid. 354 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,728 I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech. He bit my finger clean off! 355 00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:42,272 Fucking shit! 356 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:45,984 Get out there and book him. I'll fucking kill him if I have to do it. 357 00:35:46,069 --> 00:35:47,611 Carlos, go get him. 358 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:51,615 Wray, you stay put. 359 00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:17,391 - Are you sure he's in there? - He was. 360 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,810 Motherfucker. 361 00:36:52,468 --> 00:36:53,635 He's gone. 362 00:36:54,804 --> 00:36:57,264 - Broke out the window. - Where's my finger? 363 00:36:58,433 --> 00:36:59,766 Found your ring. 364 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:02,686 Could it be the same guy as your leg snatcher? 365 00:37:03,396 --> 00:37:05,147 I didn't get a good look at mine. 366 00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:11,069 That him over there? 367 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:06,166 Wray! 368 00:38:18,054 --> 00:38:19,221 Fuck. 369 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,352 You motherfucker! 370 00:38:57,009 --> 00:38:59,428 - No, don't touch him! - Why not? 371 00:38:59,512 --> 00:39:02,305 - He's infected. - With what? 372 00:39:02,390 --> 00:39:04,433 - Everything. - Wray! 373 00:39:04,517 --> 00:39:06,101 Drop the fucking gun. 374 00:39:12,942 --> 00:39:14,943 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 375 00:39:15,027 --> 00:39:19,614 - I'm gonna go get Cherry. - Fine, but we're taking my car. 376 00:39:25,413 --> 00:39:28,540 I'm riding with you. 377 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,751 Don't make any sudden moves. 378 00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:43,597 - Viral infections. 379 00:39:45,975 --> 00:39:48,268 They came pouring in. 380 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:53,190 Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions. Highly contagious. 381 00:39:54,233 --> 00:39:58,904 - What do you think? - Self-preservation comes to mind. 382 00:39:58,988 --> 00:40:01,448 Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here. 383 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,076 First, let me get my wife. 384 00:41:12,186 --> 00:41:17,440 I love you, sweetie. There you go, bunny rabbit. Come on, come on. 385 00:41:17,525 --> 00:41:19,192 Open up now. 386 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,444 I want you to be around for a while. 387 00:41:21,529 --> 00:41:24,197 I don't want you checking out just... 388 00:41:24,323 --> 00:41:26,825 Damn! 389 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:30,036 Ramona... 390 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:34,374 ...you fart like a goddamn pack mule since I've been back, goddamn! 391 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:38,712 Hate to do this to you, Earl!! But we need every man on the job! 392 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:40,255 The shit has hit the fan! 393 00:41:40,923 --> 00:41:43,675 Bring some guns and ammo! 394 00:41:43,759 --> 00:41:45,427 Meet me at my brother's! 395 00:41:45,511 --> 00:41:48,054 I gotcha. I'll be there. 396 00:41:49,181 --> 00:41:51,641 You gotta eat quick, sweetie. Come on. 397 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,230 Oh, my. 398 00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:03,862 Ah! 399 00:42:40,566 --> 00:42:42,025 Oh, my God. 400 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,458 What the hell is going on? 401 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:47,465 - Are you gonna give me a gun? - Are you fucking kidding me? 402 00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:56,493 Palomita? 403 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:03,666 - Get up. We're leaving. - I can't walk. 404 00:45:03,751 --> 00:45:05,919 So what? Get up! 405 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:08,046 Get... 406 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:11,800 Motherfucker! Look at me! 407 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:14,677 Look at me! 408 00:45:15,471 --> 00:45:19,766 I was gonna be a stand-up comedian. Who's gonna laugh now? 409 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,644 Some of the best jokes are about cripples. Let's go. 410 00:45:22,728 --> 00:45:26,439 - It's not funny. It's pathetic. - Would you stop crying over fucking... 411 00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:28,900 -...spilt milk?! - I have no leg! 412 00:45:38,577 --> 00:45:40,703 Now you do. What do you think? 413 00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:50,630 - You could carry me, Wray. - Yeah? You never wanted that before. 414 00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:51,965 Why start now? 415 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,553 Ahh! 416 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:06,896 This is fucking ridiculous. 417 00:46:12,319 --> 00:46:15,405 The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in! 418 00:46:20,619 --> 00:46:23,913 Goddamn it, wait for me. 419 00:46:34,842 --> 00:46:38,511 - My leg's stuck in the door. - It's just wood. 420 00:46:38,596 --> 00:46:41,556 - It's splintering! - Will you just leave it alone? 421 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,558 Why is this happening to me? 422 00:46:43,642 --> 00:46:47,520 Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong. 423 00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:50,607 Stay? 424 00:46:51,734 --> 00:46:53,443 Yeah, baby, stay. 425 00:46:56,906 --> 00:46:58,948 OK, my name is Electra. Fucking listen. 426 00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:06,956 It's furry.. 427 00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,584 It's a furry one. 428 00:47:09,668 --> 00:47:14,255 El for Electra, Ame from Amelia. Does that make any fucking sense? 429 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:18,843 You can call me whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit. 430 00:47:24,934 --> 00:47:26,517 - You said ten!! - I'm sorry. 431 00:47:26,602 --> 00:47:28,686 We can't be watching your kid all goddamned night! 432 00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:31,397 Your friend never showed up, and we got shit to do! 433 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:32,857 That's right. 434 00:47:32,942 --> 00:47:34,734 Then start doing it. 435 00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:43,952 Tony! We're leaving! 436 00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:48,665 - Wait, my tarantula. - Bring it, let's go. 437 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:52,377 And my turtle. And my scorpion. 438 00:47:52,461 --> 00:47:55,838 We're not octopuses. We can't carry everything. 439 00:47:55,923 --> 00:48:00,218 - Octopi. - Come on! Let's go. 440 00:48:06,934 --> 00:48:10,770 Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that? 441 00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:13,314 It's OK. They can live in the same tank. 442 00:48:13,399 --> 00:48:17,068 - What about my pocket bike? - It's in the trunk. 443 00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:21,197 Where you think you're going, you fucking bitch?! 444 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:25,576 We're gonna fucking kill you! 445 00:48:32,835 --> 00:48:34,585 We're gonna kill you, bitch! 446 00:48:42,386 --> 00:48:44,304 Are you sure you wanna do this? 447 00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:50,018 Everybody grab a badge and a gun. You're all deputies, 448 00:48:50,102 --> 00:48:53,771 as of this moment forward, except for you, Wray. 449 00:49:02,281 --> 00:49:03,489 Nope. 450 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:07,452 - What do we got? - Something's wrong up there. 451 00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:11,956 JT always comes out and greets. Let's go! 452 00:49:14,376 --> 00:49:16,669 Try not to shoot yourselves. 453 00:49:18,130 --> 00:49:19,797 Don't shoot each other. 454 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,175 But especially... 455 00:49:24,345 --> 00:49:26,304 ...don't shoot me. 456 00:49:33,145 --> 00:49:34,812 JT! 457 00:49:42,237 --> 00:49:44,489 Go on! Get off him, Rusty! 458 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:50,953 Goddamn, JT. 459 00:49:52,706 --> 00:49:54,165 Yah! 460 00:49:55,542 --> 00:49:58,211 Ehh! 461 00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:04,634 - Barbeque? 462 00:50:05,886 --> 00:50:07,303 Asshole. 463 00:50:09,848 --> 00:50:13,518 - Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas. 464 00:50:13,602 --> 00:50:16,145 Must've passed out after I killed those things. 465 00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:19,107 Nice shooting. 466 00:50:19,191 --> 00:50:22,693 Everybody, gather up supplies. We head out in 20. 467 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,387 I want you to open that for Mommy. 468 00:50:52,975 --> 00:50:55,059 Now, take the gun. 469 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,603 Careful. 470 00:50:58,522 --> 00:51:02,191 And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me, 471 00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,193 I want you to shoot them, OK? 472 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:08,239 I'm not kidding, Tony. You shoot them. 473 00:51:08,323 --> 00:51:10,283 Just like your video games. 474 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:13,369 You shoot them in the head. 475 00:51:13,454 --> 00:51:15,037 What if it's Dad? 476 00:51:15,831 --> 00:51:17,915 Especially if it's your dad. 477 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:32,805 And be careful where you point that thing. 478 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:36,225 You'll blow your own face off. I'll be right back. 479 00:51:37,019 --> 00:51:38,644 I love you. 480 00:51:57,873 --> 00:52:00,625 Tony! 481 00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:05,922 Hello, baby. 482 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:22,605 Open! 483 00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:30,154 Look what you did to our son! 484 00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:40,164 Stay away! 485 00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:47,505 Goddamn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again. 486 00:52:47,589 --> 00:52:48,756 Daddy! 487 00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:54,971 Get your sorry ass in here! 488 00:52:57,474 --> 00:53:00,643 If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got. 489 00:53:00,727 --> 00:53:02,311 Right this way. 490 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,105 Watch that meat! 491 00:53:04,189 --> 00:53:05,481 Meet my wife. 492 00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:09,485 Jesse James custom Dominator. 493 00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:11,862 I made Jesse a plate of barbeque so good, 494 00:53:11,947 --> 00:53:14,407 he made this baby for me free of fucking charge. 495 00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:17,159 Got anything that could transport more people? 496 00:53:18,745 --> 00:53:22,540 - Where's the top? - Baby's chopped permanently. 497 00:53:22,624 --> 00:53:24,709 Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit. 498 00:53:24,793 --> 00:53:26,794 - No protection. - And she's fast. 499 00:53:26,878 --> 00:53:29,922 Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine. 500 00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:34,635 Who are you? I mean really. Wray's Wreckage? 501 00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:37,179 That's what it says on your truck. 502 00:53:42,185 --> 00:53:44,186 Are you a wrecker, Wray? 503 00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:47,064 I'm nobody. 504 00:53:47,149 --> 00:53:49,483 It's the easiest thing to remember. 505 00:53:50,819 --> 00:53:52,528 So remember it. 506 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,079 Hey, you want some barbeque? 507 00:54:02,164 --> 00:54:05,291 - Best in Texas. - Aw, no thanks. 508 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:08,753 - What's the matter? You don't eat meat? - Oh, I eat meat. 509 00:54:08,837 --> 00:54:11,130 I also eat lots of shit. 510 00:54:11,214 --> 00:54:14,050 - See this? - What's that? 511 00:54:14,134 --> 00:54:16,552 Shit-eating grin. 512 00:54:16,637 --> 00:54:19,138 You ought to be a comedian. 513 00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:22,391 - What do you think of the leg? - Oh, that's funny. 514 00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:25,895 How's your stump? 515 00:54:25,979 --> 00:54:28,981 They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing. 516 00:54:31,026 --> 00:54:33,069 This must be the real Bone Shack. 517 00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:39,575 - Old JT knows how to live. - Like fuck he does. 518 00:54:43,288 --> 00:54:46,916 - I like how you say "fuck." - Good. Fuck you. 519 00:54:48,168 --> 00:54:50,252 Fuck me? 520 00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:58,010 Oh, so now you're the comedian. Go ahead. Drop your pants. 521 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,221 That'll be good for a laugh. 522 00:55:00,847 --> 00:55:02,765 I highly doubt that. 523 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:12,942 - That's my jacket. - Yes, I know. 524 00:55:13,026 --> 00:55:15,236 I looked for it for two weeks. 525 00:55:16,029 --> 00:55:19,907 Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. 526 00:55:19,991 --> 00:55:22,201 I was walking out on you. 527 00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:25,538 I was cold. I took your fucking jacket. 528 00:55:25,622 --> 00:55:29,500 So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants 529 00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:31,460 about a jacket, then fucking take it. 530 00:55:31,545 --> 00:55:34,630 'Cause I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time. 531 00:55:37,008 --> 00:55:39,760 - Did you find what was in the pocket? - Fuck no. 532 00:55:40,637 --> 00:55:42,304 Look for it. 533 00:55:45,392 --> 00:55:47,226 No, the other one. 534 00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:58,988 I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 535 00:56:00,657 --> 00:56:02,783 You took the jacket. 536 00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:05,828 And I looked for it for two weeks. 537 00:56:07,664 --> 00:56:09,498 Read it. 538 00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:19,008 "Two against the world." 539 00:56:21,428 --> 00:56:23,554 Remember that? 540 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,432 I never forgot it. 541 00:56:27,309 --> 00:56:29,059 Why'd you leave? 542 00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:33,856 Because you didn't believe in us or in me. 543 00:57:55,856 --> 00:57:58,983 I figured one of the new deputies might end up shooting me, 544 00:57:59,067 --> 00:58:02,069 - but not you, Tolo! - Sorry! I'm sorry. 545 00:58:02,153 --> 00:58:04,029 - Dumb-ass. - You're gonna be all right. 546 00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:07,283 McGraw is here and a whole bunch of others. 547 00:58:07,909 --> 00:58:12,204 Come on! Move your ass! Come on! 548 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,474 What did I tell you, Tony? 549 00:58:33,476 --> 00:58:35,311 Don't point the gun at yourself. 550 00:58:36,563 --> 00:58:38,439 Didn't I tell you that? 551 00:58:39,774 --> 00:58:43,193 Thank you for telling me about... you know. 552 00:58:43,278 --> 00:58:46,447 Don't mention it. That's an order. 553 00:58:47,115 --> 00:58:48,699 If I had known that you were... 554 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:55,664 ...El Wray, I wouldn't have given you such a hard time. 555 00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:58,626 I didn't mean to be a prick about it. 556 00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:00,920 "Need to know basis," that kind of shit. 557 00:59:01,004 --> 00:59:02,379 Take this. 558 00:59:04,591 --> 00:59:06,508 Do what you do best. 559 00:59:08,428 --> 00:59:11,805 No, you're not. Don't give him the gun. 560 00:59:11,890 --> 00:59:15,351 Give him the gun, Tolo. 561 00:59:15,477 --> 00:59:17,102 Give him that gun. 562 00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:19,855 Give him all the guns. 563 00:59:33,078 --> 00:59:34,870 Holy shit. 564 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,541 That boy's got the devil in him. 565 00:59:43,004 --> 00:59:45,839 We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles. 566 00:59:45,924 --> 00:59:47,091 - All right.. - All right. 567 00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:49,301 Everyone behind me. 568 01:00:00,605 --> 01:00:02,231 Outside, now! 569 01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:22,292 Goddamn you! 570 01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:37,599 Everybody back inside! 571 01:00:43,732 --> 01:00:46,275 You, Skip, front and center. 572 01:00:47,402 --> 01:00:50,029 Go out front, start up the Kill Dozer. 573 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,239 We need it to transport the other survivors. 574 01:00:52,323 --> 01:00:54,742 You fucking crazy? I'm not going out there. 575 01:00:54,826 --> 01:00:57,453 - I'll cover you. - I'm not going. 576 01:00:57,537 --> 01:01:01,248 - I never miss. - Come on, Skip. 577 01:01:01,332 --> 01:01:04,168 It's go-go, not cry-cry. 578 01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:06,754 Cherry! 579 01:01:17,015 --> 01:01:18,891 Oh, dear. 580 01:02:06,439 --> 01:02:09,191 JT! You take whoever you can fit in your convertible! 581 01:02:09,275 --> 01:02:10,609 Everyone else on board! 582 01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,613 - Skip, grab the twins! Come on with me! - You take the chopper. 583 01:02:14,697 --> 01:02:18,033 - I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it. 584 01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:22,454 You're bleeding like a stuck pig, your vision is blurred, 585 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:25,040 - and you're on your last leg. - Anything else? 586 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,708 Don't wreck it. 587 01:02:28,211 --> 01:02:31,672 Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw! 588 01:02:31,756 --> 01:02:33,382 - I need a gun! - Take this. 589 01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:35,384 Fucking cool! 590 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:39,429 All right, y'all, head out. I'll hold 'em off. 591 01:02:41,808 --> 01:02:44,017 I can take care of myself. 592 01:02:44,644 --> 01:02:45,686 Bye, daddy. 593 01:02:47,564 --> 01:02:49,106 Remember how to ride a bike? 594 01:02:49,190 --> 01:02:51,942 Useless talent number 32. 595 01:02:52,152 --> 01:02:55,195 Good. Anyone else have a car? 596 01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:02,035 You sure you're OK driving this thing? 597 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,412 Hell, yeah. 598 01:03:06,499 --> 01:03:08,917 Dakota! We're sorry about Tony. 599 01:03:09,961 --> 01:03:11,170 Thanks. 600 01:03:11,796 --> 01:03:14,506 You're engine is shot and you've got three blown tires. 601 01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:16,466 But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk. 602 01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:22,014 - Is it fast? - Zero to 50 in four seconds. 603 01:03:22,098 --> 01:03:23,640 You ride with her. 604 01:03:24,976 --> 01:03:28,353 - I'm Cherry. - You sure are. 605 01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:30,939 Move out! 606 01:03:31,065 --> 01:03:32,941 Damn shame. 607 01:04:06,517 --> 01:04:08,602 - Rusty! 608 01:04:08,728 --> 01:04:11,313 - Goddamn it! 609 01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:51,728 Sheriff, how much ammo we got? 610 01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:55,524 Not enough. 611 01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:10,872 Don't shoot! We're not infected! 612 01:05:19,966 --> 01:05:22,050 All survivors gotta come with us. 613 01:05:23,678 --> 01:05:25,220 Especially you... 614 01:05:26,222 --> 01:05:27,806 ...El Wray. 615 01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:30,058 I don't go by that name anymore. 616 01:05:44,699 --> 01:05:47,075 It's OK. It's OK. 617 01:05:48,411 --> 01:05:51,496 We're here in quarantine with the other survivors. 618 01:06:01,341 --> 01:06:02,966 Where is here? 619 01:06:03,843 --> 01:06:06,345 The old Army base. 620 01:06:07,263 --> 01:06:08,889 El Wray? 621 01:06:10,391 --> 01:06:11,683 That you? 622 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:15,645 He's with them. I saw him in their convoy earlier. 623 01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:19,691 I'm a scientist and a businessman. Not military. 624 01:06:19,776 --> 01:06:23,278 Which is why he's gonna tell us what the fuck is going on. 625 01:06:25,239 --> 01:06:27,282 They're stealing biochemical weapons. 626 01:06:27,367 --> 01:06:30,744 - DC-2? - Also known as Project Terror. 627 01:06:32,038 --> 01:06:35,707 Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled, landlocked area. 628 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:37,584 You were supplying it to them. 629 01:06:38,669 --> 01:06:40,003 So why'd they shut you out? 630 01:06:40,088 --> 01:06:43,632 They found my supply. It's under our feet. 631 01:06:44,092 --> 01:06:45,550 Ten stories down. 632 01:06:45,676 --> 01:06:49,388 The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC-2, itself. 633 01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:52,557 - Delays the negative effects. - They need it. 634 01:06:53,559 --> 01:06:56,478 - Like a drug. - Correct. We found that 635 01:06:56,562 --> 01:06:59,940 a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself. 636 01:07:00,024 --> 01:07:02,275 And within this small percentage lies a cure. 637 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,985 What do you want to do? 638 01:07:07,115 --> 01:07:08,657 Mexico. 639 01:07:08,741 --> 01:07:12,202 Put our backs against the ocean and defend ourselves from there. 640 01:07:12,286 --> 01:07:14,246 No. We have to get back to my lab. 641 01:07:14,330 --> 01:07:16,748 This infection will spread all over the world 642 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:20,419 to every man, woman and child, unless I finish my antidote. 643 01:07:21,671 --> 01:07:23,839 You have an antidote? 644 01:07:30,346 --> 01:07:33,140 You! You! Come with us. 645 01:07:34,851 --> 01:07:37,853 Move it! Move it, Peggy! 646 01:07:55,663 --> 01:07:59,916 - You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry? 647 01:08:03,796 --> 01:08:06,256 Ava Gardner, do you like her? 648 01:08:07,758 --> 01:08:09,384 Yeah, I guess. 649 01:08:10,136 --> 01:08:12,137 I was just thinking that you, uh... 650 01:08:12,221 --> 01:08:14,598 ...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit. 651 01:08:22,398 --> 01:08:25,484 You got something you wanna say to me? 652 01:08:25,568 --> 01:08:27,360 I have nothing to say to you. 653 01:08:27,445 --> 01:08:29,488 You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny. 654 01:08:29,572 --> 01:08:33,033 'Cause I could've swore you just gave me a "fuck you" look right now. 655 01:08:33,117 --> 01:08:35,327 You wanna say "fuck you" to me? 656 01:08:35,411 --> 01:08:36,786 Not at this moment. 657 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:41,458 Do you know what this is? 658 01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:45,921 - A gun. - It's simplicity itself. 659 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:50,342 You see, you point it at what you want to die, 660 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:55,805 and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here. 661 01:08:55,890 --> 01:08:58,517 And the little bullet hits you right there. 662 01:09:00,102 --> 01:09:01,603 And you know what? 663 01:09:02,980 --> 01:09:05,774 You don't look like Ava Gardner no more. 664 01:09:10,446 --> 01:09:12,447 Don't taunt me, tramp. 665 01:09:12,532 --> 01:09:17,577 I am not one to be taunted. You got it? 666 01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:22,082 Let me hear you say "I got it." 667 01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:26,211 - I got it. - You damn well better. 668 01:09:34,512 --> 01:09:35,804 Tool. 669 01:09:42,311 --> 01:09:45,438 That's it. I figured it out. 670 01:09:46,774 --> 01:09:49,568 Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt. 671 01:09:49,652 --> 01:09:53,947 Blood is salty. That's all my sauce needed was just a little more salt. 672 01:09:54,657 --> 01:09:56,866 Just needed a little thickening agent, you know what I'm talking about. 673 01:09:56,951 --> 01:10:00,078 - What are you doing, JT? - I gotta put more salt in it. 674 01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:02,747 Do the same goddamned thing the blood did. 675 01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:05,125 Tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood did the trick. 676 01:10:05,209 --> 01:10:07,294 Don't do nothing stupid, JT. I got it covered. 677 01:10:07,378 --> 01:10:09,921 It's already got my sweat and tears. Now all it needs is some blood! 678 01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:14,884 - Drop the gun! - JT! 679 01:10:16,679 --> 01:10:19,055 - Do it now! - OK, OK. Don't shoot! 680 01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:20,932 JT, you all right? 681 01:10:30,484 --> 01:10:32,027 You all right, bro? 682 01:10:32,111 --> 01:10:35,447 Goddamn it, I'm not all right at all. Not at all. 683 01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:39,367 - Wait here. - Oh, I sure will. 684 01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:44,039 Goddamn sauce. 685 01:10:51,839 --> 01:10:53,214 Women in cages. 686 01:10:54,091 --> 01:10:56,051 See them in action. 687 01:10:57,345 --> 01:10:59,304 See them in love. 688 01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:01,514 See them in terror. 689 01:11:02,099 --> 01:11:04,476 White skin on the black market. 690 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,687 Soft flesh for hard cash. 691 01:11:08,147 --> 01:11:09,981 Women in cages. 692 01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,192 I'm gonna go get my dick wet. 693 01:11:12,276 --> 01:11:14,319 She's got one leg. 694 01:11:14,403 --> 01:11:16,404 Easier access. 695 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,616 You got a point. 696 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:30,377 Get the rest of this shit upstairs, and we'll blow this entire floor. 697 01:11:44,141 --> 01:11:46,434 Get Lewis down here. 698 01:11:48,062 --> 01:11:51,606 - He's getting his dick wet, sir. - Get him the fuck down here now! 699 01:12:01,492 --> 01:12:04,619 - Lewis? Wilson? 700 01:12:20,594 --> 01:12:23,847 - Where are my men? - I've got several right here. 701 01:12:25,349 --> 01:12:27,684 - What the fuck's this? 702 01:12:27,768 --> 01:12:29,894 They're balls, sweetheart. 703 01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:35,942 I'm walking out of here with the shit, Wray. 704 01:12:36,026 --> 01:12:38,236 - Let us go. - Tell me why we should. 705 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:41,072 - Because I earned it. - How you figure that? 706 01:12:41,157 --> 01:12:43,825 You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick. 707 01:12:44,702 --> 01:12:47,287 A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border, 708 01:12:47,371 --> 01:12:50,832 me and my men, walking around with our dicks in our hands 709 01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:54,294 and our balls in our throats, looking for America's most wanted. 710 01:12:54,378 --> 01:12:55,920 - Bin Laden? - Yeah. 711 01:12:56,005 --> 01:13:00,133 For once, our intel was right on the money. I come around a corner, bam, 712 01:13:00,217 --> 01:13:04,679 - there he is, looking me in the eyes. - Wait. You killed Bin Laden? 713 01:13:05,306 --> 01:13:08,099 I put two in his heart, one in his computer. 714 01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:13,313 - So that was you? - Yeah, that was me. 715 01:13:16,358 --> 01:13:19,986 Class-A clusterfuck. He wasn't supposed to be there, 716 01:13:20,070 --> 01:13:22,238 we weren't supposed to be there, and I sure as fuck 717 01:13:22,323 --> 01:13:25,325 wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket. 718 01:13:25,409 --> 01:13:29,078 So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2. 719 01:13:29,163 --> 01:13:31,372 No cure. 720 01:13:31,749 --> 01:13:33,792 That is not until we found somebody from the other side 721 01:13:33,918 --> 01:13:36,127 willing to sell us batches of this shit. 722 01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:39,589 Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second. 723 01:13:39,673 --> 01:13:43,676 Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace, 724 01:13:43,761 --> 01:13:48,515 experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure. 725 01:13:48,599 --> 01:13:52,143 I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive. 726 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:54,771 That's what I intend to do, Wray. 727 01:13:54,855 --> 01:13:59,317 Understand? 728 01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:01,528 I never had a choice. 729 01:14:05,324 --> 01:14:07,075 Neither do I, sir. 730 01:14:08,994 --> 01:14:10,995 God bless you and your service to this country. 731 01:14:18,170 --> 01:14:21,005 You're a doctor? 732 01:14:21,757 --> 01:14:23,633 I was earlier tonight. 733 01:14:25,594 --> 01:14:28,179 I always wanted to be a doctor. 734 01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:32,058 Instead, I can do this. 735 01:14:32,685 --> 01:14:36,521 Useless talent number 66. 736 01:14:40,734 --> 01:14:43,611 - I'm very pliable. - A girlfriend of mine had a theory. 737 01:14:44,405 --> 01:14:46,656 She said at some point in your life... 738 01:14:47,616 --> 01:14:50,326 ...you find a use for every useless talent you ever had. 739 01:14:51,537 --> 01:14:55,164 - It's like connecting the dots. - I'm not that optimistic. 740 01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:59,419 I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out. 741 01:14:59,503 --> 01:15:03,381 She'd say... when you're stuck in that spiral... 742 01:15:04,925 --> 01:15:06,676 ...you reach up. 743 01:15:07,219 --> 01:15:09,554 What if there's nothing up there? 744 01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:12,307 Just reach up. 745 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:17,896 - You're a dancer. - I was earlier tonight. 746 01:15:17,980 --> 01:15:20,440 Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement! 747 01:15:23,277 --> 01:15:25,320 Get your ass up! 748 01:15:27,615 --> 01:15:31,826 Now I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you. Radio! 749 01:15:32,912 --> 01:15:34,787 I'm Too Drunk To Fuck] 750 01:15:34,872 --> 01:15:36,497 Well, baby, now! 751 01:15:44,924 --> 01:15:48,885 That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up. 752 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:52,764 Keep dancing! 753 01:15:54,767 --> 01:15:58,519 I have seen me some crazy-ass shit in my day... 754 01:15:59,980 --> 01:16:02,941 ...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper. 755 01:16:03,025 --> 01:16:05,735 I've seen me a stripper with one breast... 756 01:16:05,819 --> 01:16:08,780 ...and I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes... 757 01:16:08,864 --> 01:16:11,449 ...and I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all... 758 01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:14,786 ...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper. 759 01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:16,746 And I've been to Morocco. 760 01:16:17,623 --> 01:16:19,457 Dance, bitch! 761 01:16:21,543 --> 01:16:23,211 Break a leg. 762 01:16:24,046 --> 01:16:25,129 Break it off! 763 01:16:34,723 --> 01:16:37,600 - Dance for me, motherfucker. 764 01:16:51,782 --> 01:16:53,908 You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you? 765 01:16:53,993 --> 01:16:56,536 Actually, yes. 766 01:16:57,121 --> 01:17:00,373 You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you... 767 01:17:00,457 --> 01:17:03,042 ...some fucking wood! 768 01:17:16,974 --> 01:17:19,017 Your gas! You need your gas! 769 01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:23,438 No, fuck the gas! Fuck it! I'm just gonna have to make this quick! 770 01:17:37,536 --> 01:17:42,540 - Where did you get that? - Useless talent number 37. 771 01:18:08,650 --> 01:18:11,027 - I broke my leg. - That's OK. 772 01:18:11,779 --> 01:18:13,696 I made you something. 773 01:18:15,908 --> 01:18:19,744 I do believe in you. Always have. 774 01:18:19,828 --> 01:18:22,413 I believe that you could be better. 775 01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,832 You deserve better... 776 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,459 ...even better than me. 777 01:18:27,461 --> 01:18:30,546 Right now, I need you to become... 778 01:18:32,382 --> 01:18:34,675 ...who you're meant to be. 779 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:35,968 Stand. 780 01:18:42,101 --> 01:18:43,684 I'd stand clear if I were you. 781 01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,110 Open that door, will you, baby? 782 01:19:20,639 --> 01:19:23,266 They've destroyed most of the tanks. 783 01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:26,018 Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters. 784 01:19:26,103 --> 01:19:30,523 There are two helicopters, big enough to take all of us. 785 01:19:31,942 --> 01:19:32,984 Who can fly? 786 01:19:36,155 --> 01:19:38,573 Can anyone else fly a helicopter? 787 01:19:39,241 --> 01:19:42,243 I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight. 788 01:19:42,327 --> 01:19:45,413 OK, cool. I'll fly. 789 01:19:46,748 --> 01:19:48,499 Let's go. 790 01:19:54,089 --> 01:19:56,215 I think we're gonna stay here, Wray. 791 01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:59,760 You'll take care of this for me then, sheriff? 792 01:20:00,262 --> 01:20:03,097 - With pleasure. - Three minutes. 793 01:20:04,099 --> 01:20:08,102 - Your brother's a good man, JT. - Best in Texas. 794 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:12,690 Hop on. 795 01:20:15,611 --> 01:20:17,987 - No, the other way. - Oh. 796 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:23,492 No, the other way. 797 01:21:10,749 --> 01:21:13,251 The helicopters are on the other side of this wall. 798 01:21:20,008 --> 01:21:21,384 We make a run for it! 799 01:21:21,468 --> 01:21:24,553 No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague. 800 01:21:24,638 --> 01:21:28,474 Don't you get it? We're the antidote! 801 01:21:28,558 --> 01:21:31,727 - Well, is there another way around? - Wait here. 802 01:21:58,213 --> 01:22:02,049 I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around? 803 01:22:02,134 --> 01:22:03,926 Take that as no. 804 01:22:05,804 --> 01:22:07,680 We have to get over that wall. 805 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:16,439 I was thinking we could build us a new place right there where the old one was. 806 01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:20,735 You cook, I work the back. 807 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:24,989 You don't make that rent so goddamn high. 808 01:22:25,073 --> 01:22:28,701 You share the recipe, we share the rent. 809 01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:36,000 Start at 250 degrees. 810 01:22:39,504 --> 01:22:42,048 I knew it. For how long? 811 01:22:42,132 --> 01:22:44,508 - Twelve pounds? - Sure. 812 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:46,802 Twelve pounds, 12 hours. 813 01:22:47,262 --> 01:22:51,223 - Wrapped in tin foil, right? - I don't use no goddamn foil. 814 01:22:51,308 --> 01:22:54,602 Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh? 815 01:22:55,771 --> 01:22:57,521 Canned. 816 01:22:57,606 --> 01:22:58,731 - No shit? - Yeah. 817 01:22:58,815 --> 01:23:01,650 - Score me some? - Oh, yeah. 818 01:23:02,402 --> 01:23:04,320 'Cause we're brothers. 819 01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:07,948 Thank you for this. 820 01:23:08,033 --> 01:23:12,161 You just remember you got to take this recipe to your grave. 821 01:23:13,121 --> 01:23:16,540 I think I can goddamn guarantee that. 822 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,983 That's our cue. 823 01:23:45,529 --> 01:23:47,530 Cherry Darling... 824 01:23:48,907 --> 01:23:50,408 ...it's all you. 825 01:24:21,606 --> 01:24:23,149 Let's go! 826 01:25:30,967 --> 01:25:31,967 Wray! 827 01:25:35,263 --> 01:25:36,931 Damn it, Wray! 828 01:25:39,518 --> 01:25:42,478 OK, you need to get up 'cause we're leaving. 829 01:26:07,754 --> 01:26:10,464 They told me I'd find you here. 830 01:26:13,301 --> 01:26:15,678 I was beginning to lose hope. 831 01:26:16,137 --> 01:26:20,266 I'm sorry... but I lied. 832 01:26:22,978 --> 01:26:26,313 I did wanna hurt you. 833 01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:29,775 My turn. 834 01:26:40,287 --> 01:26:43,998 No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight. 835 01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:48,043 Never did like that son of a bitch. 836 01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:54,133 About as useless as a pecker on a pope. 837 01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:02,891 - Don't touch anything. - I want to fly it! 838 01:27:02,976 --> 01:27:05,185 - He said not to touch anything! - You don't know what you're doing! 839 01:27:05,270 --> 01:27:07,438 I do know what I'm doing! Shut up! 840 01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:10,649 Shut up! Sit down and don't fucking touch anything! 841 01:27:17,198 --> 01:27:18,365 Everybody sit down! 842 01:27:25,248 --> 01:27:30,294 Whoo! 843 01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:36,133 Hit the wipers. 844 01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:46,226 - Go on, leave me. - I am not leaving you here like this. 845 01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:49,229 The motherfuckers around here eat roadkill. 846 01:27:50,982 --> 01:27:53,609 See? I'm funny. 847 01:27:54,444 --> 01:27:57,237 - I made you laugh. - Go to the ocean. 848 01:27:57,322 --> 01:28:00,240 Put your backs to it, protect yourselves there. 849 01:28:01,451 --> 01:28:03,118 I'm not leaving you, Wray. 850 01:28:04,746 --> 01:28:07,122 It's two against the world. 851 01:28:08,541 --> 01:28:09,917 It will be. 852 01:28:11,211 --> 01:28:13,045 I promise. 853 01:28:13,129 --> 01:28:14,755 I never miss. 854 01:28:15,632 --> 01:28:18,133 - Don't worry, baby. 855 01:28:19,219 --> 01:28:21,011 You'll find your way. 856 01:28:36,861 --> 01:28:39,530 Reach up! 857 01:28:52,252 --> 01:28:54,169 Reach up! 858 01:29:02,095 --> 01:29:05,097 Two Against the World] 859 01:29:40,508 --> 01:29:43,051 It's like you said it would be, Wray. 860 01:29:44,846 --> 01:29:46,847 I'm like you said I would be. 861 01:29:47,515 --> 01:29:49,266 I find the lost... 862 01:29:50,185 --> 01:29:51,477 ...the weary... 863 01:29:52,771 --> 01:29:54,813 ...those that have no hope. 864 01:29:54,898 --> 01:29:58,025 I find them and I lead them... 865 01:29:58,943 --> 01:30:01,195 ...to a land we've made for ourselves. 866 01:30:02,572 --> 01:30:05,073 The land by the sea. 867 01:30:39,150 --> 01:30:40,901 It's beautiful. 868 01:30:41,778 --> 01:30:44,154 She's beautiful. 869 01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:49,618 I wish you could see us... us two. 870 01:30:50,620 --> 01:30:52,830 It's like you said it would be. 871 01:30:53,998 --> 01:30:56,834 Two against the world, baby. 872 01:30:56,918 --> 01:30:58,961 Two against the world. 873 01:31:31,828 --> 01:31:34,997 This film is a brilliant achievement in motion picture history. 874 01:31:35,081 --> 01:31:38,333 Finally, the truth about Hitler's diabolical plans 875 01:31:38,418 --> 01:31:41,169 to create a race of superwomen can be told... 876 01:31:42,797 --> 01:31:45,882 Werewolf Women of the SS! 877 01:31:45,967 --> 01:31:48,385 Welcome to Death Camp 13, 878 01:31:48,469 --> 01:31:51,847 home of the Nazi's diabolical plan to create an army 879 01:31:51,931 --> 01:31:54,057 of super-werewolf soldiers. 880 01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:56,476 This project, it's failure... 881 01:31:56,561 --> 01:31:58,145 ...will be your demise. 882 01:31:58,229 --> 01:32:01,565 - And the end of Germany, Boorman. - Heil Hitler! 883 01:32:01,649 --> 01:32:03,191 You have been chosen! 884 01:32:03,276 --> 01:32:05,402 Rejoice! 885 01:32:06,988 --> 01:32:12,784 I have found the perfect solution... the She-Devils of Belzac. 886 01:32:16,623 --> 01:32:20,125 Can they, alone, supply the blood needed to save Hitler's mad dream? 887 01:32:21,461 --> 01:32:24,921 Or, will the pride of Germany fall into ruin? 888 01:32:25,006 --> 01:32:26,131 This is my project! 889 01:32:26,215 --> 01:32:31,553 We are now in total control of pure wolf. 890 01:32:33,473 --> 01:32:34,473 This is an outrage! 891 01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:43,023 - Silence! - Featuring Udo Kier, 892 01:32:43,107 --> 01:32:44,733 Sheri Moon Zombie, 893 01:32:44,817 --> 01:32:46,443 Tom Towles, 894 01:32:46,527 --> 01:32:48,070 Sybil Danning, 895 01:32:48,154 --> 01:32:49,488 Bill Moseley... 896 01:32:51,115 --> 01:32:53,075 ...and Nicolas Cage 897 01:32:53,159 --> 01:32:56,328 as... Fu Manchu. 898 01:32:57,538 --> 01:33:00,207 This is my Mecca! 899 01:33:06,839 --> 01:33:10,425 Werewolf Women of the SS! 900 01:33:10,510 --> 01:33:12,678 Written and directed by Rob Zombie. 901 01:33:44,669 --> 01:33:45,919 If you... 902 01:33:46,379 --> 01:33:48,547 ...are thinking... 903 01:33:48,631 --> 01:33:50,590 ...of going... 904 01:33:50,675 --> 01:33:51,967 ...into... 905 01:33:52,051 --> 01:33:54,678 ...this house... 906 01:33:55,972 --> 01:33:57,347 ...don't. 907 01:33:57,432 --> 01:33:59,391 If you... 908 01:33:59,475 --> 01:34:01,601 ...are thinking... 909 01:34:01,686 --> 01:34:03,311 ...of opening... 910 01:34:03,396 --> 01:34:05,564 ...this door... 911 01:34:08,067 --> 01:34:09,609 ...don't. 912 01:34:09,694 --> 01:34:10,819 If you... 913 01:34:10,903 --> 01:34:12,112 ...are thinking... 914 01:34:13,239 --> 01:34:15,323 ...of checking out... 915 01:34:15,408 --> 01:34:17,242 ...the basement... 916 01:34:20,830 --> 01:34:22,998 - -...don't. 917 01:34:23,082 --> 01:34:25,167 Don't look behind... 918 01:34:25,251 --> 01:34:27,502 Don't look in there... 919 01:34:27,587 --> 01:34:29,838 Don't look up... 920 01:34:29,922 --> 01:34:31,757 Don't look anywhere. 921 01:34:34,177 --> 01:34:36,052 Don't scream for help. 922 01:34:36,137 --> 01:34:38,221 - Don't move a muscle. 923 01:34:39,599 --> 01:34:42,851 Don't even breathe. 924 01:34:42,935 --> 01:34:46,480 Don't, don't, don't, don't, 925 01:34:46,564 --> 01:34:48,982 don't, don't, don't, 926 01:34:49,066 --> 01:34:51,401 don't, don't, don't, 927 01:34:51,486 --> 01:34:53,278 don't, don't, don't, 928 01:34:53,362 --> 01:34:55,030 don't, don't, don't, 929 01:34:55,114 --> 01:34:56,281 don't, don't! 930 01:34:56,365 --> 01:34:59,534 If you are thinking of seeing this film alone... 931 01:34:59,619 --> 01:35:00,911 ...don't! 932 01:35:01,287 --> 01:35:02,078 'Don't'. 933 01:35:17,845 --> 01:35:19,805 This holiday season... 934 01:35:19,889 --> 01:35:22,891 ...prepare to have the stuffing scared out of you. 935 01:35:25,937 --> 01:35:27,312 Thanksgiving. 936 01:35:29,565 --> 01:35:31,316 In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, 937 01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:33,068 the fourth Thursday in November 938 01:35:33,152 --> 01:35:35,237 is the most celebrated day of the year. 939 01:35:38,533 --> 01:35:40,075 The table is set. 940 01:35:40,159 --> 01:35:42,160 The festivities have begun. 941 01:35:43,663 --> 01:35:45,747 One uninvited guest has arrived. 942 01:35:45,832 --> 01:35:50,460 And this year, there will be no leftovers. 943 01:36:08,187 --> 01:36:09,688 Thanksgiving. 944 01:36:18,155 --> 01:36:21,992 White meat, dark meat...... all will be carved. 945 01:36:27,540 --> 01:36:29,082 Thanksgiving. 946 01:36:29,166 --> 01:36:30,750 Come on, Judy, how about it? 947 01:36:33,045 --> 01:36:35,380 Happy Thanksgiving, baby. 948 01:36:49,228 --> 01:36:50,186 Thanksgiving. 949 01:36:50,271 --> 01:36:51,730 Cool it, Judy! 950 01:36:52,315 --> 01:36:54,065 You're safe. 951 01:36:54,150 --> 01:36:55,525 Bobby's here. 952 01:37:08,748 --> 01:37:09,831 It's blood. 953 01:37:12,001 --> 01:37:13,960 Son of a bitch. 954 01:37:15,755 --> 01:37:18,965 - Arrive hungry...... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma! 955 01:37:19,050 --> 01:37:20,884 -...leave stuffed. 956 01:37:24,013 --> 01:37:26,056 From Director Eli Roth... 957 01:37:26,849 --> 01:37:28,433 ...Thanksgiving. 958 01:37:28,517 --> 01:37:31,478 You'll come home for the holidays... in a body bag. 959 01:37:33,022 --> 01:37:34,022 This February. 960 01:37:40,112 --> 01:37:42,697 Get more out of life. 961 01:37:42,782 --> 01:37:45,116 Go out to a movie. 962 01:40:38,249 --> 01:40:40,041 Hold on, I've got to come up! 963 01:40:40,126 --> 01:40:42,252 I've got to take the world's biggest fucking piss. 964 01:40:42,336 --> 01:40:45,296 - We can't be late! - We won't! 965 01:41:09,822 --> 01:41:12,365 - Who's holding? - If you're not, then nobody. 966 01:41:12,449 --> 01:41:15,243 - We were kinda hoping you were. - How are you not holding? 967 01:41:15,327 --> 01:41:18,788 Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fucking job to supply y'all 968 01:41:18,873 --> 01:41:22,250 - with weed when we go out. - Whoa, whoa, little lady... 969 01:41:22,334 --> 01:41:25,503 You're getting angry kinda quick, don't you think? I was just teasing you. 970 01:41:25,588 --> 01:41:28,715 I'm not angry. It just would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me 971 01:41:28,799 --> 01:41:32,886 all the fucking time, and surprise me every once in a while with pot. 972 01:41:32,970 --> 01:41:36,306 OK, mean girl in a high school movie, you through having a tantrum? 973 01:41:36,390 --> 01:41:38,433 - I'm not having a tantrum. - All right, come on, guys. Don't fight. 974 01:41:38,517 --> 01:41:39,767 I'll pay for it when we get some. 975 01:41:39,852 --> 01:41:43,688 One, it's not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring. 976 01:41:43,772 --> 01:41:46,107 And two... We're not really fighting. 977 01:41:46,192 --> 01:41:49,861 Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like. 978 01:41:49,945 --> 01:41:53,781 That wasn't a fight. That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch 979 01:41:53,866 --> 01:41:57,785 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time. 980 01:41:57,870 --> 01:41:58,870 Oh, billboard! 981 01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:05,752 OK, is Christian Simonson gonna be there? 982 01:42:05,836 --> 01:42:07,128 Bet your ass he is. 983 01:42:07,213 --> 01:42:09,839 Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town. 984 01:42:09,924 --> 01:42:11,883 He's got a big thing for Julia. 985 01:42:11,967 --> 01:42:13,968 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me 986 01:42:14,053 --> 01:42:15,845 as opposed to disappearing for six months. 987 01:42:15,930 --> 01:42:17,972 And he'd get his ass down here more often than he does. 988 01:42:18,057 --> 01:42:20,767 And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call. 989 01:42:20,851 --> 01:42:23,019 But other than that, he's putty in my hands. 990 01:42:23,103 --> 01:42:25,396 So, what's the plan, man? 991 01:42:25,481 --> 01:42:27,774 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, touch base 992 01:42:27,858 --> 01:42:31,611 with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, and make damn sure they come. 993 01:42:31,695 --> 01:42:34,572 Those other guys'll be waiting for us to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor. 994 01:42:34,657 --> 01:42:40,078 Oh, shit. Speaking of which, what happened with you and Nate last night? 995 01:42:40,162 --> 01:42:43,081 Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other. 996 01:42:43,165 --> 01:42:45,875 If you don't bust their balls a bit, they never gonna respect you. 997 01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:48,336 OK, we're clear on what it is you didn't do. 998 01:42:48,420 --> 01:42:50,964 How about enlightening us on what it is you did do? 999 01:42:51,048 --> 01:42:52,715 Nothing to write home about. 1000 01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:55,009 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes. 1001 01:42:55,094 --> 01:42:57,178 - Dress, half-dressed, or naked? - Dressed. 1002 01:42:57,263 --> 01:43:00,056 I said we made out, we didn't do "the thing." 1003 01:43:00,140 --> 01:43:02,976 Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing?" 1004 01:43:03,060 --> 01:43:05,019 You know, it's everything but. 1005 01:43:05,104 --> 01:43:08,523 - They call that "the thing?" - I call it "the thing." 1006 01:43:08,607 --> 01:43:12,110 - Do guys like "the thing?" - They like it better than "no thing." 1007 01:43:14,071 --> 01:43:16,281 OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do. 1008 01:43:16,365 --> 01:43:18,283 So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right? 1009 01:43:18,367 --> 01:43:19,367 Correct. 1010 01:43:19,451 --> 01:43:23,037 - Whose couch, his or your hotel room? - What am I, stupid over here? Mine. 1011 01:43:23,122 --> 01:43:25,415 Were you making out sitting up or lying down? 1012 01:43:25,499 --> 01:43:26,666 We started sitting up, 1013 01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:30,920 - we worked our way to lying down. - The plot thickens. Who was on top? 1014 01:43:31,005 --> 01:43:33,464 I was straddling him. 1015 01:43:33,549 --> 01:43:35,717 - So, what about tonight? - We'll see, Shanna. 1016 01:43:35,801 --> 01:43:38,553 I mean, I like Nate and all. He's cute. He's a pretty good kisser. 1017 01:43:38,637 --> 01:43:40,847 - But it ain't a done deal. - Ah, fuck Nate. 1018 01:43:40,931 --> 01:43:43,850 He's cute and all but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her. 1019 01:43:43,934 --> 01:43:47,770 - Jesse Letterman, the director? - He's a good friend. 1020 01:43:47,855 --> 01:43:50,690 - Maybe they can bring some pot. - Fuck that. No! 1021 01:43:50,774 --> 01:43:53,401 - I don't want to be either, - Depending on their fucking ass, 1022 01:43:53,485 --> 01:43:56,237 Dependant on their ass. Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves, 1023 01:43:56,322 --> 01:43:58,781 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night. 1024 01:43:58,866 --> 01:44:01,909 - Oh! Try Lanna Frank. - Best idea you had all day. 1025 01:44:01,994 --> 01:44:06,080 Oh, hey, that's your last billboard before Guero's. 1026 01:44:06,165 --> 01:44:07,582 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 1027 01:44:07,666 --> 01:44:10,251 Oh, come on, my ass. We said every time! 1028 01:44:10,336 --> 01:44:11,502 OK. 1029 01:44:26,226 --> 01:44:28,519 Jules, let me get a drag. Thanks! 1030 01:45:01,178 --> 01:45:03,805 Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene. 1031 01:45:03,889 --> 01:45:05,139 - Hey. - Hey. 1032 01:45:05,224 --> 01:45:07,767 - You want to join us? - For a second, I'm with some friends. 1033 01:45:08,560 --> 01:45:09,977 Ooh... 1034 01:45:10,062 --> 01:45:14,816 So you must be... must be... you must be the infamous Butterfly. 1035 01:45:14,900 --> 01:45:16,234 Shh! 1036 01:45:16,318 --> 01:45:18,986 - She don't know nothing about it. - Know about what? 1037 01:45:19,071 --> 01:45:21,030 - When were y'all gonna tell her? - Soon. 1038 01:45:21,115 --> 01:45:22,490 - Tell me what? - Now thanks to you, 1039 01:45:22,574 --> 01:45:24,075 we gotta tell her sooner than later. 1040 01:45:24,159 --> 01:45:25,743 Cut the shit. What the fuck is going on? 1041 01:45:25,828 --> 01:45:28,496 I said a little something about you on the air today. 1042 01:45:28,580 --> 01:45:30,957 Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio? 1043 01:45:31,041 --> 01:45:34,627 All I said was, I had a sexy friend named Butterfly 1044 01:45:34,711 --> 01:45:36,379 who's in from out of town for the weekend. 1045 01:45:36,463 --> 01:45:39,173 And we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight. 1046 01:45:39,258 --> 01:45:41,884 And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us, 1047 01:45:41,969 --> 01:45:46,514 and I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out 1048 01:45:46,598 --> 01:45:49,350 if they'd do something, you'd do something. 1049 01:45:49,435 --> 01:45:53,479 OK, now Julia, I'm serious. What did you say and what did you say I'd do? 1050 01:45:53,564 --> 01:45:57,191 Anyhoo, I could explain what I said, which would be boring, 1051 01:45:57,276 --> 01:46:01,404 or Marcy over here, who is an incredible actress 1052 01:46:01,488 --> 01:46:03,698 could act it out for you, which I think 1053 01:46:03,782 --> 01:46:06,617 will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you. 1054 01:46:06,702 --> 01:46:08,744 OK, so just tell me your way. 1055 01:46:08,829 --> 01:46:10,830 - We'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure. 1056 01:46:10,914 --> 01:46:14,375 - OK, give Marcy your drink. - Thank you. 1057 01:46:14,460 --> 01:46:19,338 OK, so you're in a club or a bar and Marcy is a kind of cute, 1058 01:46:19,423 --> 01:46:22,592 or kind of hot, or kind of sexy, or better be fucking hysterically funny, 1059 01:46:22,676 --> 01:46:25,553 but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck. 1060 01:46:25,637 --> 01:46:28,639 - Got it. - OK, Marcy. Take it. 1061 01:46:38,066 --> 01:46:41,152 - Howdy. - Hi, there. 1062 01:46:42,529 --> 01:46:46,073 Excuse me, but your name wouldn't be Butterfly would it? 1063 01:46:46,158 --> 01:46:50,036 Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage. 1064 01:46:50,913 --> 01:46:53,080 - Barry. - Pleased to meet you, Barry. 1065 01:46:53,165 --> 01:46:55,666 - Y'all are getting me hot. - Shh! 1066 01:46:59,379 --> 01:47:03,382 So, is Butterfly your real name? 1067 01:47:03,467 --> 01:47:07,178 Yes, it is. And how did you know my name, Barry? 1068 01:47:07,262 --> 01:47:10,056 I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning. 1069 01:47:10,140 --> 01:47:11,807 - Oh, you did, did you? - Oh, yeah. 1070 01:47:11,892 --> 01:47:15,269 - I listen to her show every morning. - Oh, you do, do you? 1071 01:47:15,354 --> 01:47:18,814 Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town. 1072 01:47:18,899 --> 01:47:24,862 - Don't you think she's got a big ass? - Nah, man. I like her ass that way. 1073 01:47:24,947 --> 01:47:27,782 She got a black girl's ass. 1074 01:47:27,866 --> 01:47:29,784 That's what she says, but in actual fact, 1075 01:47:29,868 --> 01:47:31,869 she doesn't really have a black girl's ass. 1076 01:47:31,954 --> 01:47:35,081 - She's got a big ass. - OK, what the fuck are you doing? 1077 01:47:35,165 --> 01:47:36,999 Oh, look who wants to get to the point. 1078 01:47:37,084 --> 01:47:40,253 OK, we'll get to the point but, for your information, skinny bitch, 1079 01:47:40,337 --> 01:47:43,548 black men and a whole lot of motherfucking white men 1080 01:47:43,632 --> 01:47:46,133 have had plenty fun adoring my ass. 1081 01:47:46,218 --> 01:47:49,262 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing. 1082 01:47:49,346 --> 01:47:51,764 If you're not gonna buy me a drink can I have mine back? 1083 01:47:51,848 --> 01:47:53,140 No, OK, OK, OK, OK. 1084 01:47:54,518 --> 01:47:57,478 So Butterfly, can I buy you a drink? 1085 01:47:57,563 --> 01:47:59,647 - I'd love one. - What can I get you? 1086 01:47:59,731 --> 01:48:03,818 - I'll take a margarita. - Here you go. 1087 01:48:05,070 --> 01:48:09,615 So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast, 1088 01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:14,662 they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem: 1089 01:48:14,746 --> 01:48:18,833 The woods are lovely, dark and deep 1090 01:48:18,917 --> 01:48:24,005 And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep 1091 01:48:24,089 --> 01:48:26,173 Did you hear me Butterfly? 1092 01:48:26,258 --> 01:48:29,510 Miles to go before you sleep. 1093 01:48:29,595 --> 01:48:33,431 And then, if they say that... 1094 01:48:34,516 --> 01:48:36,058 -...you gotta give them a lap dance. - What? 1095 01:48:36,143 --> 01:48:38,311 - If they call you Butterfly, 1096 01:48:38,395 --> 01:48:41,314 buy you a drink, repeat that poem, you gotta give them a lap dance. 1097 01:48:41,398 --> 01:48:43,316 That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothing. 1098 01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:44,358 You can do it or not. 1099 01:48:44,443 --> 01:48:46,902 But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit. 1100 01:48:46,987 --> 01:48:50,114 And I don't think you want everybody in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit. 1101 01:48:50,198 --> 01:48:52,992 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said. 1102 01:48:53,076 --> 01:48:56,370 Look, you don't have to do it for anyone you don't want. 1103 01:48:56,455 --> 01:48:59,290 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it, so... 1104 01:48:59,374 --> 01:49:01,542 ...some geek comes over trying to be cool, 1105 01:49:01,627 --> 01:49:04,211 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier. 1106 01:49:04,296 --> 01:49:08,382 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it. 1107 01:49:08,467 --> 01:49:12,803 But maybe, a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks, 1108 01:49:12,888 --> 01:49:16,724 you're kind of loosey-goosey, you're safe with your girls, 1109 01:49:16,808 --> 01:49:20,686 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny, 1110 01:49:20,771 --> 01:49:23,689 but not funny-looking guy comes up and says it. 1111 01:49:23,774 --> 01:49:27,234 Then, maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't. 1112 01:50:41,935 --> 01:50:45,312 - Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you. 1113 01:50:47,149 --> 01:50:52,069 - Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question. 1114 01:51:02,289 --> 01:51:05,916 Lanna Frank, where are you? 1115 01:51:08,003 --> 01:51:10,212 Well, come over already. We're waiting for you. 1116 01:51:10,297 --> 01:51:13,340 - Shit! Hold on! 1117 01:51:25,729 --> 01:51:27,062 So where are you? 1118 01:51:28,356 --> 01:51:30,441 Come over already. We're waiting for you. 1119 01:51:31,359 --> 01:51:33,360 No, we are not coming over there. 1120 01:51:33,445 --> 01:51:36,489 You come over here like you said you would. 1121 01:51:36,573 --> 01:51:39,742 So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend? 1122 01:51:39,826 --> 01:51:42,077 - Shauna? - Oh, fuck, I... 1123 01:51:42,162 --> 01:51:47,416 Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna 1124 01:51:47,501 --> 01:51:50,711 has in common with each other. We all hate the name Shauna. 1125 01:51:50,796 --> 01:51:53,214 And we really hate it when you call us Shauna. 1126 01:52:30,418 --> 01:52:34,505 Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna. 1127 01:52:34,589 --> 01:52:37,925 OK, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock. 1128 01:52:38,009 --> 01:52:39,343 Yeah, I mean... 1129 01:52:39,427 --> 01:52:41,220 ...it wasn't bullish, but... 1130 01:53:07,873 --> 01:53:12,042 OK, Warren is sending over shots and you know the house rule. 1131 01:53:12,127 --> 01:53:14,628 If he sends over shots, you've got to do them. 1132 01:53:14,713 --> 01:53:17,006 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby. 1133 01:53:17,090 --> 01:53:18,966 Warren says it, we do it! 1134 01:53:19,050 --> 01:53:23,137 I love that philosophy. "Warren says it, we do it." 1135 01:53:23,221 --> 01:53:26,473 - So, let's do it. - What is it? 1136 01:53:26,558 --> 01:53:30,144 Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time! 1137 01:53:35,650 --> 01:53:36,734 Woo-hoo! 1138 01:53:40,614 --> 01:53:44,033 Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage? 1139 01:53:44,117 --> 01:53:47,202 - What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse. 1140 01:53:47,287 --> 01:53:50,748 The only liquor so good they named a color after it. 1141 01:53:52,542 --> 01:53:54,835 Who's down for dos Chartreuse? 1142 01:53:54,920 --> 01:53:58,088 Not me. I'm going out for a smoke. 1143 01:53:58,173 --> 01:54:00,966 OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right? 1144 01:54:01,051 --> 01:54:03,177 Blow up the joint.. 1145 01:54:15,565 --> 01:54:17,149 Drinks! What can we get you? 1146 01:54:17,233 --> 01:54:20,861 - Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea. 1147 01:54:20,946 --> 01:54:25,240 - Bombay Sapphire and tonic. No ice. - Good boy. 1148 01:54:47,263 --> 01:54:51,100 Oh, hey, Punky, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it! 1149 01:55:53,705 --> 01:55:56,206 Look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here 1150 01:55:56,291 --> 01:55:57,583 before Christian Simonson shows up, 1151 01:55:57,667 --> 01:56:00,627 but you gotta get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up. 1152 01:56:00,712 --> 01:56:03,672 What's the point? They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ 1153 01:56:03,757 --> 01:56:06,383 and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys. 1154 01:56:06,468 --> 01:56:09,053 OK, so after we bring the girls drinks, 1155 01:56:09,137 --> 01:56:13,849 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots. 1156 01:56:13,933 --> 01:56:16,393 You think they're gonna fall for that? 1157 01:56:16,478 --> 01:56:20,522 We'll be very convincing. Now it's time to turn up the volume. 1158 01:56:20,607 --> 01:56:23,358 No more fucking around. We go to Jäger shots. 1159 01:56:24,152 --> 01:56:26,528 Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots. 1160 01:56:26,613 --> 01:56:30,199 As long as the guy's buying the booze, a fucking bitch will drink anything. 1161 01:56:30,283 --> 01:56:33,327 We can at least get one shot of Jäger down these fucking bitches' throats. 1162 01:56:33,411 --> 01:56:35,662 After that, we'll see if they got another Jäger in them. 1163 01:56:35,747 --> 01:56:37,164 You never know. That could be the shot 1164 01:56:37,248 --> 01:56:39,041 that puts them past the point of fuck-it. 1165 01:56:39,125 --> 01:56:41,168 Then all of a sudden, "no guys at the lake house" 1166 01:56:41,252 --> 01:56:42,920 turns into "a couple guys at the lake house." 1167 01:56:43,004 --> 01:56:44,421 My point exactly. 1168 01:56:48,051 --> 01:56:51,845 Dude, check it out. I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him. 1169 01:56:54,390 --> 01:56:56,100 Jesus. 1170 01:56:57,977 --> 01:57:01,563 The dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine. 1171 01:57:34,681 --> 01:57:36,890 Where did you two disappear to? 1172 01:57:36,975 --> 01:57:39,393 I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough 1173 01:57:39,477 --> 01:57:41,353 to escort me with his umbrella. 1174 01:57:41,437 --> 01:57:43,814 Ah... Good for you, Nate. 1175 01:57:43,898 --> 01:57:45,816 See that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar? 1176 01:57:48,570 --> 01:57:50,237 Who, the dirty hippie? 1177 01:57:50,321 --> 01:57:53,407 - Meow. She's not a hippie. - She might as well be a hippie. 1178 01:57:55,076 --> 01:57:57,452 Thank you, Timmy boy. 1179 01:57:57,537 --> 01:58:00,289 Well, do you know what just happened to her? 1180 01:58:00,373 --> 01:58:03,083 No, but I know she's a skinny fake blonde bitch. 1181 01:58:05,628 --> 01:58:09,339 Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story. What about her? 1182 01:58:12,093 --> 01:58:14,344 Hey, Warren!! Is there anybody in this place 1183 01:58:14,429 --> 01:58:16,388 you can vouch for to give me a ride home? 1184 01:58:16,472 --> 01:58:21,518 - Fair lady, your chariot awaits. 1185 01:58:21,603 --> 01:58:23,103 You've been eavesdropping? 1186 01:58:23,188 --> 01:58:26,273 There's "eavesdropping"" and "can't help but hear." 1187 01:58:26,357 --> 01:58:29,109 I think I belong in the latter category. 1188 01:58:29,194 --> 01:58:33,572 So, uh, Icy Hot, you offering me a ride home? 1189 01:58:33,656 --> 01:58:37,284 I'm offering you a lift, if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too. 1190 01:58:37,368 --> 01:58:39,578 And, when are you thinking about leaving? 1191 01:58:39,662 --> 01:58:42,080 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it. 1192 01:58:42,165 --> 01:58:45,626 When I do, you will be the first to know. 1193 01:58:45,710 --> 01:58:48,045 Will you be able to, uh, drive later? 1194 01:58:48,129 --> 01:58:52,799 I know looks can be deceiving but I'm a teetotaler. 1195 01:58:52,884 --> 01:58:55,385 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night. 1196 01:58:55,470 --> 01:58:57,346 Now, I'm building up to my big drink. 1197 01:58:57,430 --> 01:59:01,725 - Which is what? - A virgin piña colada. 1198 01:59:01,809 --> 01:59:03,143 OK! 1199 01:59:03,228 --> 01:59:08,649 Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar drinking water? 1200 01:59:08,733 --> 01:59:11,944 You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol. 1201 01:59:12,028 --> 01:59:16,406 Hmm, really? Like what? 1202 01:59:18,243 --> 01:59:19,660 Women. 1203 01:59:19,744 --> 01:59:21,787 Nacho Grande platters. 1204 01:59:21,871 --> 01:59:25,749 The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, like Warren here. 1205 01:59:26,626 --> 01:59:29,294 Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy? 1206 01:59:30,546 --> 01:59:32,130 Stuntman Mike. 1207 01:59:33,174 --> 01:59:34,675 Stuntman Mike's your name? 1208 01:59:35,927 --> 01:59:37,511 You ask anybody. 1209 01:59:38,805 --> 01:59:43,267 - Hey, Warren. Who is this guy? - Stuntman Mike. 1210 01:59:43,351 --> 01:59:46,645 - And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? - He's a stuntman. 1211 01:59:48,564 --> 01:59:51,316 Warren!! Six shots of Wild Turkey! 1212 02:00:49,709 --> 02:00:51,376 Hey, if it ain't Lanna Frank. 1213 02:00:51,461 --> 02:00:54,504 - Hey, baby.. - How are you? 1214 02:00:57,550 --> 02:00:58,592 Hey, you. 1215 02:00:58,676 --> 02:01:00,510 - What's shaking, bacon? 1216 02:01:01,179 --> 02:01:02,512 Hey. 1217 02:01:06,476 --> 02:01:10,062 - Holas, bitcholas. - It's about fucking time. 1218 02:01:10,146 --> 02:01:12,773 Well, beggars can't be choosers. 1219 02:01:12,857 --> 02:01:14,941 Take a picture, it'll last longer. 1220 02:01:16,277 --> 02:01:17,361 What? 1221 02:01:17,445 --> 02:01:20,530 That table, it seems to keep getting your attention. 1222 02:01:20,615 --> 02:01:23,450 Is that the girl from the billboard outside? 1223 02:01:23,534 --> 02:01:27,412 - Yep! - She sure is a striking-looking woman. 1224 02:01:27,497 --> 02:01:29,414 You got gin, tequila, Jäger... 1225 02:01:29,499 --> 02:01:31,958 - Look at that hair. - Lots of leave-in conditioner. 1226 02:01:33,669 --> 02:01:35,587 Is that jealousy I detect? 1227 02:01:35,671 --> 02:01:39,591 Hardly. But, if you want to get with Jungle Julia, 1228 02:01:39,675 --> 02:01:42,135 - there's a real easy way to do that. - Really? 1229 02:01:42,220 --> 02:01:44,388 - And what would that be? - Get famous. 1230 02:01:44,472 --> 02:01:46,807 You won't have to find her. She'll find you. 1231 02:01:46,891 --> 02:01:49,851 And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard. 1232 02:01:49,936 --> 02:01:53,105 Enjoy it, cocksucker. You've earned it. 1233 02:01:53,189 --> 02:01:55,982 - What did she ever do to you? - We went to school together 1234 02:01:56,067 --> 02:01:59,653 from kindergarten through high school. That's what she did to me. 1235 02:01:59,737 --> 02:02:02,572 She was her height right now at 12. 1236 02:02:02,657 --> 02:02:06,493 She was a monster. Half the guys she still fucks from the old class 1237 02:02:06,577 --> 02:02:08,328 she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade. 1238 02:02:08,413 --> 02:02:11,248 I see. She used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk? 1239 02:02:11,332 --> 02:02:14,459 That pituitary case might have kicked my ass a couple of times. 1240 02:02:14,544 --> 02:02:17,504 Sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man, 1241 02:02:17,588 --> 02:02:21,133 but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk. 1242 02:02:41,070 --> 02:02:46,116 - Hey, are you famous or something? - Or something. 1243 02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:48,827 No, no, no, no, really. 1244 02:02:48,911 --> 02:02:51,663 Hey, what do you do? 1245 02:02:51,747 --> 02:02:56,710 Really? What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground. 1246 02:02:56,794 --> 02:03:02,174 But why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local DJ. 1247 02:03:04,218 --> 02:03:06,470 Wait a minute. 1248 02:03:06,554 --> 02:03:09,931 You got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger don't you? 1249 02:03:10,016 --> 02:03:11,766 Yeah. 1250 02:03:11,851 --> 02:03:14,144 I got one there too, Zatoichi. 1251 02:03:17,315 --> 02:03:19,191 Yeah. 1252 02:03:19,817 --> 02:03:23,528 - Jungle Julia Lucai. - Stuntman Mike McKay. 1253 02:03:23,613 --> 02:03:28,241 Well, good to meet you, Stuntman Mike. 1254 02:03:28,326 --> 02:03:30,452 Now my friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on. 1255 02:03:30,536 --> 02:03:33,288 - Would you care for some? - Thank you, Julia. 1256 02:03:33,372 --> 02:03:37,125 - But just the same, no thanks. - Suit yourself. 1257 02:03:37,210 --> 02:03:38,543 But you know... 1258 02:03:48,638 --> 02:03:50,180 Oh, shit. 1259 02:03:50,473 --> 02:03:51,723 I gotta sn... 1260 02:03:53,935 --> 02:03:56,019 Sorry, nothing. 1261 02:03:58,689 --> 02:04:00,148 What the fuck was that? 1262 02:04:00,525 --> 02:04:03,360 Actually, I do want you to have a shot. 1263 02:04:04,695 --> 02:04:08,281 You got some voucher here. I asked him what movies you worked on, 1264 02:04:08,366 --> 02:04:10,116 no fucking clue. 1265 02:04:10,201 --> 02:04:13,453 Well, I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure. 1266 02:04:13,538 --> 02:04:17,541 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse 1267 02:04:17,625 --> 02:04:19,000 he says it's him. 1268 02:04:21,045 --> 02:04:23,046 You know the show The Virginian? 1269 02:04:24,715 --> 02:04:27,467 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke, 1270 02:04:27,552 --> 02:04:29,427 and I looked like him a bit. 1271 02:04:29,512 --> 02:04:32,597 Well, obviously before I cut myself shaving. 1272 02:04:32,682 --> 02:04:34,641 Aw, I like it. 1273 02:04:34,725 --> 02:04:38,853 Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt. 1274 02:04:38,938 --> 02:04:42,649 Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke. 1275 02:04:42,733 --> 02:04:46,111 And then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh, 1276 02:04:46,195 --> 02:04:48,280 they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him. 1277 02:04:49,198 --> 02:04:52,367 From that point on, I specialized mostly in car stunts. 1278 02:04:52,451 --> 02:04:56,204 I did damn near the whole third season of Vegas. 1279 02:04:56,289 --> 02:04:58,456 I was Robert Urich's driving double. 1280 02:04:58,541 --> 02:05:01,501 And then Bob did another show, Gavilan, 1281 02:05:01,586 --> 02:05:04,087 and he brought me with him on that until... 1282 02:05:05,673 --> 02:05:07,215 And after that... 1283 02:05:11,053 --> 02:05:14,431 Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talking about? 1284 02:05:15,016 --> 02:05:18,101 - Sorry. No? - No. 1285 02:05:21,230 --> 02:05:26,568 So, how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike? 1286 02:05:27,653 --> 02:05:31,615 Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself 1287 02:05:31,699 --> 02:05:34,826 down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for it. 1288 02:05:35,953 --> 02:05:39,372 But really, I got into the business the way most get into the stunt business. 1289 02:05:39,457 --> 02:05:40,707 How's that? 1290 02:05:40,791 --> 02:05:43,251 - My brother got me in it. - Who's your brother? 1291 02:05:43,336 --> 02:05:45,629 Stuntman Bob. 1292 02:05:58,267 --> 02:06:00,894 - I'm ready to blaze. - Finally, yeah. 1293 02:06:00,978 --> 02:06:02,354 You need to catch up with us. 1294 02:06:02,438 --> 02:06:04,731 - Now the party can start. - Yep. 1295 02:06:04,815 --> 02:06:08,985 Anyhoo, I'm sorry. You forgive me? 1296 02:06:09,737 --> 02:06:13,615 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here. 1297 02:06:13,699 --> 02:06:16,034 Promise.. You ready to go to the lake? 1298 02:06:16,118 --> 02:06:18,161 - Hm-hm. - How about your little friend? 1299 02:06:18,245 --> 02:06:20,121 - You want to bring him? - I thought no boys. 1300 02:06:20,206 --> 02:06:22,415 You want him to come, Shanna won't mind. 1301 02:06:22,500 --> 02:06:25,543 So how about it? Boys or just us girls? 1302 02:06:25,628 --> 02:06:28,004 - Us girls.. - Good idea. 1303 02:06:30,091 --> 02:06:31,341 Ladies. 1304 02:06:33,511 --> 02:06:34,844 Thanks. 1305 02:06:35,638 --> 02:06:37,847 Cheers, Butterfly. 1306 02:06:40,184 --> 02:06:43,937 The woods are lovely dark and deep 1307 02:06:44,021 --> 02:06:49,401 And I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep 1308 02:06:49,485 --> 02:06:52,529 Did you hear me, Butterfly? 1309 02:06:52,613 --> 02:06:56,950 Miles to go before you sleep. 1310 02:06:58,369 --> 02:07:01,162 - Sorry, Stuntman Burt. - Mike. 1311 02:07:01,247 --> 02:07:04,624 Mike, she already broke off that dance. 1312 02:07:05,251 --> 02:07:06,835 Is that true? 1313 02:07:07,878 --> 02:07:10,463 Did I miss my chance? 1314 02:07:13,592 --> 02:07:15,260 Do I frighten you? 1315 02:07:19,890 --> 02:07:21,558 Is it my scar? 1316 02:07:23,728 --> 02:07:25,437 It's your car. 1317 02:07:25,521 --> 02:07:28,773 Yeah, I know. Sorry. 1318 02:07:28,858 --> 02:07:31,735 It's my mom's car. 1319 02:07:34,613 --> 02:07:36,406 Have you been following us? 1320 02:07:36,490 --> 02:07:40,827 No, but that's what I love about Austin. It's just so damn small. 1321 02:07:40,911 --> 02:07:43,705 - You've seen this guy before? - Outside of Guero's. 1322 02:07:43,789 --> 02:07:47,083 And I saw you outside of Guero's, too. 1323 02:07:47,168 --> 02:07:49,961 You saw my car, I saw your legs. 1324 02:07:50,045 --> 02:07:53,423 Now, look, I ain't stalking you all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. 1325 02:07:53,507 --> 02:07:56,760 - So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly. 1326 02:07:56,844 --> 02:07:59,262 I just got lucky. 1327 02:08:01,640 --> 02:08:05,935 So, how about that lap dance? 1328 02:08:06,020 --> 02:08:10,106 Sorry, it was a one time only offer and she did it at Antoine's. 1329 02:08:11,442 --> 02:08:12,484 No, she didn't. 1330 02:08:12,568 --> 02:08:16,654 - How do you know? - I'm good that way. 1331 02:08:16,739 --> 02:08:19,657 - And you look a little touchéd. - What's touchéd? 1332 02:08:19,742 --> 02:08:22,285 - Wounded slightly. - Why should I be wounded? 1333 02:08:22,369 --> 02:08:25,205 Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night, 1334 02:08:25,289 --> 02:08:29,250 but from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all. 1335 02:08:29,335 --> 02:08:31,795 That kind of hurt your feelings a bit, didn't it? 1336 02:08:33,631 --> 02:08:38,802 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. 1337 02:08:42,348 --> 02:08:43,807 So... 1338 02:08:45,267 --> 02:08:48,186 How about that lap dance? 1339 02:08:49,897 --> 02:08:52,524 I think I'm gonna have to give you a rain check. 1340 02:08:55,528 --> 02:08:57,737 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days 1341 02:08:57,822 --> 02:09:00,323 that rain check will be worthless. 1342 02:09:02,034 --> 02:09:03,493 But that's OK. 1343 02:09:04,745 --> 02:09:07,247 I understand if I make you uncomfortable. 1344 02:09:07,832 --> 02:09:12,961 You're still a nice girl and I still like you. 1345 02:09:13,045 --> 02:09:15,463 But I must warn you of something... 1346 02:09:16,507 --> 02:09:20,593 You know how people say... "You're OK in my book?" 1347 02:09:20,678 --> 02:09:24,264 Or, "In my book, that's no good?" 1348 02:09:24,348 --> 02:09:29,519 Well, I actually have a book. 1349 02:09:29,603 --> 02:09:33,898 And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. 1350 02:09:33,983 --> 02:09:38,069 And now I've met you and you're going in the book. 1351 02:09:39,530 --> 02:09:44,826 Except, I'm afraid I must file you... 1352 02:09:45,911 --> 02:09:51,457 -...under "Chickenshit." - And what if I did it? 1353 02:09:51,542 --> 02:09:56,170 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chickenshit" then, now could I? 1354 02:09:56,255 --> 02:09:57,755 What's your name again? 1355 02:09:58,924 --> 02:10:03,595 - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. 1356 02:10:03,679 --> 02:10:08,474 My friend Jungle Julia over here says the jukebox inside is pretty impressive. 1357 02:10:08,559 --> 02:10:10,977 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah. 1358 02:10:12,062 --> 02:10:14,731 Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance? 1359 02:10:28,412 --> 02:10:30,330 - I'm driving. 1360 02:10:32,499 --> 02:10:35,001 - Ready to go? - Yeah. Bye. 1361 02:10:35,085 --> 02:10:36,920 - Bye.. - Bye. 1362 02:10:39,924 --> 02:10:43,176 I think you got Mike laid tonight. 1363 02:10:43,260 --> 02:10:46,596 Looking good, Cannonball Run! 1364 02:10:46,680 --> 02:10:48,765 He's just giving me a ride. 1365 02:10:48,849 --> 02:10:51,643 - Oh, no doubt. - Have a nice ride. 1366 02:10:53,938 --> 02:10:55,939 Look, double fucks. 1367 02:10:58,776 --> 02:11:03,154 - Uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him. - I can hear you. 1368 02:11:04,740 --> 02:11:08,368 - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you. 1369 02:11:11,080 --> 02:11:13,790 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 1370 02:11:20,214 --> 02:11:22,131 Wow, that's fucking scary. 1371 02:11:22,216 --> 02:11:26,594 Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive, and scary tends to impress. 1372 02:11:28,055 --> 02:11:29,681 Is it safe? 1373 02:11:29,765 --> 02:11:32,809 It's better than safe, it's death proof. 1374 02:11:32,893 --> 02:11:35,353 How do you make a car death proof? 1375 02:11:35,437 --> 02:11:37,271 Well, that's what stuntmen do. 1376 02:11:37,356 --> 02:11:39,857 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash up 1377 02:11:39,942 --> 02:11:42,610 there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from. 1378 02:11:42,695 --> 02:11:45,905 - Yeah. - How do you think they accomplish that? 1379 02:11:45,990 --> 02:11:47,991 CGI? 1380 02:11:48,701 --> 02:11:52,829 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right. 1381 02:11:52,913 --> 02:11:55,832 Back in the all or nothing days, the Vanishing Point days, 1382 02:11:55,916 --> 02:12:00,044 the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, the White Line Fever days, 1383 02:12:00,129 --> 02:12:05,591 real cars smashing into real cars with real dumb people driving them. 1384 02:12:05,676 --> 02:12:09,137 So, you give the stunt team the car you want to smash up, 1385 02:12:09,221 --> 02:12:12,598 they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and voilà... 1386 02:12:12,683 --> 02:12:16,102 You've got yourself a death proof automobile. 1387 02:12:17,855 --> 02:12:21,190 That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death proof. 1388 02:12:21,275 --> 02:12:25,611 I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour, 1389 02:12:25,696 --> 02:12:27,363 just for the experience. 1390 02:12:34,329 --> 02:12:36,330 Why is your passenger seat in a box? 1391 02:12:36,415 --> 02:12:37,957 Well, this is a movie car. 1392 02:12:38,042 --> 02:12:39,876 Sometimes, when you're shooting a crash, 1393 02:12:39,960 --> 02:12:43,921 director wants to put a camera in the car, shoot the crash from the inside. 1394 02:12:44,006 --> 02:12:46,841 That's where you put the camera. They call it a crash box. Here... 1395 02:12:48,260 --> 02:12:50,094 - There you go. 1396 02:12:51,805 --> 02:12:54,057 When you asked to drive me home, you didn't mention 1397 02:12:54,141 --> 02:12:55,892 your car didn't have a passenger seat. 1398 02:12:55,976 --> 02:12:58,561 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home. 1399 02:12:58,645 --> 02:13:02,273 You asked me for a ride and I said yes. But look at the bright side, Pam, 1400 02:13:02,357 --> 02:13:04,984 I won't be getting fresh, putting my hand on your knee. 1401 02:13:07,071 --> 02:13:09,739 That is the bright side. 1402 02:13:09,823 --> 02:13:11,240 I thought so. 1403 02:13:37,101 --> 02:13:40,394 Well, Pam, which way you going, left or right? 1404 02:13:40,479 --> 02:13:41,479 Right. 1405 02:13:41,605 --> 02:13:45,233 - Ah, that's too bad. - Why? 1406 02:13:45,317 --> 02:13:49,153 Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right. 1407 02:13:49,238 --> 02:13:51,364 See, we're both going left. 1408 02:13:51,448 --> 02:13:54,367 You could have just as easily been going left, too, and if that was the case, 1409 02:13:54,451 --> 02:13:57,411 it would have been a while before you started gettin' scared. 1410 02:13:57,496 --> 02:13:59,956 But since you're going the other way... 1411 02:14:01,333 --> 02:14:04,335 ... I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... 1412 02:14:05,212 --> 02:14:06,212 ...immediately. 1413 02:14:06,296 --> 02:14:09,298 What the fuck?! 1414 02:14:16,890 --> 02:14:18,724 You cocksucking motherfucker! 1415 02:14:18,809 --> 02:14:22,019 Fucking let me out of here! I'll fucking rip your fucking... 1416 02:14:22,104 --> 02:14:24,480 Stop the fucking car! 1417 02:15:03,854 --> 02:15:08,316 OK, here's the thing. 1418 02:15:10,819 --> 02:15:16,532 I get it. This was all a joke, and it's super funny. 1419 02:15:16,617 --> 02:15:19,327 It was really funny, OK? 1420 02:15:19,411 --> 02:15:24,540 But, um, if you could stop now, if... 1421 02:15:25,167 --> 02:15:27,043 If you just drop me off... 1422 02:15:28,962 --> 02:15:31,339 - I swear I'll never... - Hey, Pam! 1423 02:15:32,549 --> 02:15:35,468 Remember when I said this car was death proof? 1424 02:15:36,595 --> 02:15:42,391 Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100 percent death proof. 1425 02:15:42,476 --> 02:15:45,353 Only, to get the benefit of it, honey, 1426 02:15:45,437 --> 02:15:48,898 you really need to be sitting in my seat. 1427 02:16:26,186 --> 02:16:29,647 Now I've gotta catch me my other girlfriends. 1428 02:16:44,329 --> 02:16:49,375 No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 1429 02:16:49,459 --> 02:16:51,252 So, you got it? 1430 02:16:51,336 --> 02:16:54,964 Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right? 1431 02:16:55,048 --> 02:16:56,841 Good boy. 1432 02:16:56,925 --> 02:17:00,219 Growl. 1433 02:17:00,304 --> 02:17:02,179 Bye-bye. 1434 02:17:02,264 --> 02:17:03,889 Who do you want to hear? 1435 02:17:03,974 --> 02:17:05,641 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 1436 02:17:05,726 --> 02:17:06,976 Who? 1437 02:17:07,060 --> 02:17:10,104 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 1438 02:17:10,188 --> 02:17:13,316 - Who the fuck are they? - For your information, 1439 02:17:13,400 --> 02:17:16,235 Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who, 1440 02:17:16,320 --> 02:17:18,154 and if he had, he would have ended up in this group 1441 02:17:18,238 --> 02:17:22,408 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete. 1442 02:17:22,492 --> 02:17:25,077 And if you ask me, he should have. 1443 02:17:25,162 --> 02:17:28,039 - That's my boy! 1444 02:19:15,564 --> 02:19:18,566 I wanna to hear this part of the song louder! 1445 02:20:06,239 --> 02:20:08,282 Do you know her name or anything? 1446 02:20:09,451 --> 02:20:12,203 Uh, I don't remember. 1447 02:20:15,415 --> 02:20:17,416 Dr. Block? 1448 02:20:23,632 --> 02:20:26,300 Self restraints to room 310. 1449 02:20:26,384 --> 02:20:30,012 Self restraints to room 310. 1450 02:20:30,096 --> 02:20:35,351 Well, what's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block? 1451 02:20:35,435 --> 02:20:37,603 I don't really see it's any of your business. 1452 02:20:37,687 --> 02:20:41,941 Come on now, sis. You just tell us. 1453 02:20:42,025 --> 02:20:43,108 How bad is he? 1454 02:20:47,989 --> 02:20:49,823 He got banged up real good. 1455 02:20:49,908 --> 02:20:53,911 Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger. 1456 02:20:54,663 --> 02:20:55,871 Is that it? 1457 02:20:57,541 --> 02:20:59,083 He was real lucky. 1458 02:21:01,461 --> 02:21:02,795 That will be all? 1459 02:21:02,879 --> 02:21:06,298 Why, that's more than enough and I want to thank you, Dr. Block. 1460 02:21:10,554 --> 02:21:12,054 Son of a bitch! 1461 02:21:13,139 --> 02:21:16,058 So, Pop, what do you think? 1462 02:21:16,518 --> 02:21:18,602 Well, son number one... 1463 02:21:18,687 --> 02:21:22,815 ...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish, I hesitate to speak it out loud. 1464 02:21:23,733 --> 02:21:25,109 Well, give it a shot. 1465 02:21:25,986 --> 02:21:29,113 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide. 1466 02:21:29,197 --> 02:21:31,657 That old boy murdered them pretty little gals. 1467 02:21:31,741 --> 02:21:35,911 He used a car and not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same. 1468 02:21:37,289 --> 02:21:40,082 Well, what are you gonna do? 1469 02:21:40,166 --> 02:21:42,209 Not a goddamn thing. 1470 02:21:42,294 --> 02:21:44,670 DA says there ain't no crime here. 1471 02:21:45,255 --> 02:21:50,050 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floating on weed 1472 02:21:50,135 --> 02:21:53,929 and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle. 1473 02:21:54,472 --> 02:21:58,225 Now you actually think that he premeditatedly murdered them gals? 1474 02:21:58,310 --> 02:22:02,021 Well, I can't prove it but since thinking don't cost nothing, 1475 02:22:02,105 --> 02:22:03,856 I can think it and I do. 1476 02:22:03,940 --> 02:22:07,359 Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself. 1477 02:22:07,444 --> 02:22:10,696 Hell, yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn, them pretty little gals 1478 02:22:10,780 --> 02:22:14,241 look like a goddamn giant chewed them up and spit them out. 1479 02:22:14,326 --> 02:22:15,701 Did any of them survive? 1480 02:22:15,785 --> 02:22:19,997 Shit, two tons of metal at 200 miles an hour, 1481 02:22:20,081 --> 02:22:23,042 flesh and bone and plain old Newton... 1482 02:22:23,126 --> 02:22:25,252 ...they all princess died. 1483 02:22:27,839 --> 02:22:29,173 Why? 1484 02:22:30,342 --> 02:22:33,594 Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing. 1485 02:22:34,596 --> 02:22:36,388 Only way I can figure it. 1486 02:22:36,473 --> 02:22:41,310 High velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass, 1487 02:22:41,394 --> 02:22:45,397 all four souls taken exactly at the same time. 1488 02:22:45,482 --> 02:22:50,069 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo. 1489 02:22:55,867 --> 02:22:57,785 You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë. 1490 02:22:57,869 --> 02:23:00,996 It just so happens that we're all three off-duty 1491 02:23:01,081 --> 02:23:05,084 - for the next three days of shooting. - Fucking hell, how does that happen? 1492 02:23:05,168 --> 02:23:07,961 I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up and she's off for the next three days. 1493 02:23:08,046 --> 02:23:11,048 There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free 1494 02:23:11,132 --> 02:23:15,260 and Lee's on a "will notify" for the next four days. 1495 02:23:15,345 --> 02:23:17,179 So, how's the shoot going? 1496 02:23:17,263 --> 02:23:19,014 Great! We're having the best time. 1497 02:23:19,099 --> 02:23:21,350 The director, Cecil Evans, is so much fun. 1498 02:23:21,434 --> 02:23:24,645 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time. 1499 02:23:24,729 --> 02:23:28,190 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck. 1500 02:23:28,274 --> 02:23:32,778 So, let's hear it ladies. Set romances? Who's getting it off? 1501 02:23:32,862 --> 02:23:34,947 That would be Lee and Toolbox. 1502 02:23:35,031 --> 02:23:38,409 Oh, Toolbox? The name sounds promising. 1503 02:23:38,493 --> 02:23:40,619 - He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert. 1504 02:23:40,704 --> 02:23:44,206 Well, he just keeps sounding better and better. 1505 02:23:44,290 --> 02:23:45,290 What's his perversion? 1506 02:23:47,585 --> 02:23:49,294 He like to watch me pee. 1507 02:23:50,880 --> 02:23:54,842 Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee! 1508 02:23:54,926 --> 02:23:58,679 P-I-S-S-I-N-G.. 1509 02:23:58,763 --> 02:24:02,725 Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock. 1510 02:24:02,809 --> 02:24:05,436 - You're having one off with The Rock? - Not the real Rock. 1511 02:24:05,520 --> 02:24:08,063 He's this electrician named Bruce. Kim started calling him The Rock 1512 02:24:08,148 --> 02:24:11,108 because he kinda looks like The Rock so we all just call him The Rock. 1513 02:24:11,192 --> 02:24:13,652 Kim, dick department. Let's hear it. 1514 02:24:13,737 --> 02:24:15,612 Uh-uh, no dick this trip. 1515 02:24:15,697 --> 02:24:18,907 - I got a man. - How long have you had this boyfriend? 1516 02:24:18,992 --> 02:24:22,244 - About three months. - Who'd you steal him from? 1517 02:24:22,328 --> 02:24:23,328 Nobody! 1518 02:24:23,413 --> 02:24:25,831 - Kim!! - What? 1519 02:24:25,915 --> 02:24:28,292 He totally had a girlfriend. 1520 02:24:28,376 --> 02:24:31,587 All Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend. 1521 02:24:31,671 --> 02:24:33,672 I did not steal him. 1522 02:24:33,757 --> 02:24:38,469 I didn't steal any of them. They just... jumped ship. 1523 02:24:41,139 --> 02:24:45,017 - So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna. 1524 02:24:45,101 --> 02:24:47,895 I had a set crush on Cecil. 1525 02:24:47,979 --> 02:24:51,106 "Set crush?" Nigga, please. You were his set wife. 1526 02:24:51,191 --> 02:24:53,358 "Were" and "had" being the key words here. 1527 02:24:53,443 --> 02:24:56,153 Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it. 1528 02:24:56,237 --> 02:24:57,905 Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, 1529 02:24:57,989 --> 02:25:00,866 then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in? 1530 02:25:04,788 --> 02:25:08,540 Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny! 1531 02:25:08,625 --> 02:25:11,376 - Oh, it's so funny! - Oh, stop acting all hurt. 1532 02:25:11,461 --> 02:25:12,669 Your ass is just mad. 1533 02:25:12,754 --> 02:25:16,256 - Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker. - Bitch, you need to get over that shit. 1534 02:25:16,341 --> 02:25:20,385 - That was two weeks ago. - Oh, well, now you put it like that... 1535 02:25:21,513 --> 02:25:26,809 Oh, I haven't told you the best part. He fucked her on my birthday. 1536 02:25:26,893 --> 02:25:29,812 Oh, that's a horse of a different color. 1537 02:25:29,896 --> 02:25:31,230 Thank you. 1538 02:25:31,314 --> 02:25:35,818 Did he know it was your birthday? He's the director. He's kind of busy. 1539 02:25:35,902 --> 02:25:40,155 He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present. 1540 02:25:40,240 --> 02:25:42,199 Yeah, I think he knew. 1541 02:25:43,910 --> 02:25:45,619 What did he get you? 1542 02:25:49,207 --> 02:25:50,541 He made me a tape. 1543 02:25:50,625 --> 02:25:53,168 He made you a tape? 1544 02:25:53,253 --> 02:25:55,546 Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? 1545 02:25:55,630 --> 02:25:58,924 - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic. 1546 02:25:59,008 --> 02:26:02,219 Yes, I know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there. 1547 02:26:02,303 --> 02:26:04,346 Sounds like the test of true love to me. 1548 02:26:04,430 --> 02:26:06,723 Look, I know you guys like him. 1549 02:26:06,808 --> 02:26:08,100 He's likeable. 1550 02:26:08,184 --> 02:26:10,936 But he fucked another woman on my birthday. 1551 02:26:11,020 --> 02:26:12,688 How can you not be on my side? 1552 02:26:12,772 --> 02:26:16,108 - Well, I admit, that sounds bad. - It is bad. 1553 02:26:16,192 --> 02:26:19,027 It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. 1554 02:26:19,112 --> 02:26:21,780 - Were you two fucking? - Hell, no. 1555 02:26:21,865 --> 02:26:24,783 - Hello, is your name Abernathy? - Sorry. 1556 02:26:24,868 --> 02:26:28,412 The answer to your question is no. Of course not. 1557 02:26:29,205 --> 02:26:32,958 - What do you mean, "No, of course not?" - The reason Cecil hasn't had 1558 02:26:33,042 --> 02:26:36,420 a girlfriend in six years is because girls will fuck him. 1559 02:26:36,504 --> 02:26:39,840 And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. 1560 02:26:39,924 --> 02:26:45,888 Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, 1561 02:26:45,972 --> 02:26:51,059 if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars. 1562 02:26:51,144 --> 02:26:54,354 And I'm just getting too fucking old for that shit. 1563 02:26:54,439 --> 02:26:57,983 - Have you let him do anything? - Yes! 1564 02:26:59,235 --> 02:27:03,196 I've let him give me a foot massage and when we go to the movies, 1565 02:27:03,281 --> 02:27:04,698 I've let him hold my hand. 1566 02:27:04,782 --> 02:27:07,826 Bitch, you might be acting like you're 12 years old, 1567 02:27:07,911 --> 02:27:09,578 but he just acting like a man. 1568 02:27:09,662 --> 02:27:11,830 You need to break that nigga off a piece. 1569 02:27:11,915 --> 02:27:13,999 Let me get this straight. 1570 02:27:14,083 --> 02:27:15,751 - You're not fucking him. - Hm-hm. 1571 02:27:15,835 --> 02:27:17,419 - You're not sucking him. - Hm-hm. 1572 02:27:17,503 --> 02:27:21,924 You're not giving him any tongue, but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is? 1573 02:27:22,008 --> 02:27:24,718 You know, some cultures might say he made the wiser choice. 1574 02:27:24,802 --> 02:27:28,096 Oh! 1575 02:27:30,600 --> 02:27:33,852 So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave. 1576 02:27:33,937 --> 02:27:37,064 - What were you working on?? - Three Kicks to the Head, part three. 1577 02:27:37,148 --> 02:27:40,567 And admittedly, we were a little fucked up. 1578 02:27:40,652 --> 02:27:42,611 - Cheers to that.. - Word. 1579 02:27:43,947 --> 02:27:45,030 Cheers. 1580 02:27:45,114 --> 02:27:51,078 So Zoë, the genius, wants to take a picture of me. 1581 02:27:52,830 --> 02:27:55,874 It's dark as hell and you can't see shit. 1582 02:27:55,959 --> 02:27:59,753 So, she's got her camera and keeps saying, "Step back a little." 1583 02:27:59,837 --> 02:28:00,963 So I do. 1584 02:28:01,047 --> 02:28:05,258 Then, "A little further." So I step back a little further. 1585 02:28:05,343 --> 02:28:08,595 Then, "A little more." So, I do. 1586 02:28:08,680 --> 02:28:14,393 Then I realize, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch. 1587 02:28:14,477 --> 02:28:18,939 With God knows how many rocks, and broken bottles, and rats in it. 1588 02:28:19,023 --> 02:28:20,899 And, if I fell in that fucking thing, 1589 02:28:20,984 --> 02:28:22,985 I probably would have broken my fucking neck. 1590 02:28:23,069 --> 02:28:26,738 So I'm yelling at her, "Zoë, you almost killed me!" 1591 02:28:28,408 --> 02:28:32,494 So we laugh about it and walk a little further, 1592 02:28:32,578 --> 02:28:35,122 and Zoë starts fuckin' around. 1593 02:28:35,206 --> 02:28:39,418 And damn if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch. 1594 02:28:40,837 --> 02:28:43,171 - Nice.. - Nice. 1595 02:28:43,256 --> 02:28:45,048 Thank you. Yeah, thank you. 1596 02:28:45,133 --> 02:28:49,011 I remember taking a step and looking down. 1597 02:28:49,095 --> 02:28:52,389 Just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch Abbie was talking about." 1598 02:28:52,473 --> 02:28:54,933 Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know. 1599 02:28:55,018 --> 02:28:58,729 - What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat? 1600 02:28:58,813 --> 02:29:01,606 Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing 1601 02:29:01,691 --> 02:29:03,942 they would've had to helicopter me out of there. 1602 02:29:04,027 --> 02:29:06,111 Zoë just lands on her feet. 1603 02:29:06,195 --> 02:29:10,449 But then, later, I started feeling a little bad about myself. 1604 02:29:10,533 --> 02:29:15,537 Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. 1605 02:29:15,621 --> 02:29:17,831 If I fell in that fucking thing... 1606 02:29:17,915 --> 02:29:20,459 ... I probably would have been fucking paralyzed. 1607 02:29:20,543 --> 02:29:24,087 Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents 1608 02:29:24,172 --> 02:29:26,089 and that just happens to be one of Zoë's. 1609 02:29:26,174 --> 02:29:28,884 - Well, physically speaking, 1610 02:29:28,968 --> 02:29:34,306 Zoë is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness. 1611 02:29:34,390 --> 02:29:37,476 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoë on that front. 1612 02:29:37,560 --> 02:29:40,062 - Kim, I like you, too. - Aw... 1613 02:29:40,563 --> 02:29:44,983 Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoë's prowess, 1614 02:29:45,068 --> 02:29:47,778 you're missing the most important part of that story. 1615 02:29:47,862 --> 02:29:51,406 You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoë did. 1616 02:29:51,491 --> 02:29:55,160 Zoë even knew there was a ditch there because you told her 1617 02:29:55,244 --> 02:29:57,370 and she still fell in. 1618 02:29:57,455 --> 02:30:00,624 So, Lee's right. We all have our talents. 1619 02:30:00,708 --> 02:30:05,212 Hey, I resemble that remark. 1620 02:30:06,964 --> 02:30:09,257 So Kim, you still pack a roscoe? 1621 02:30:12,345 --> 02:30:14,346 Check it out, bitch. 1622 02:30:14,430 --> 02:30:16,890 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - I noticed. 1623 02:30:16,974 --> 02:30:19,101 - What's a roscoe?? - Roscoe is a pistol. 1624 02:30:20,103 --> 02:30:22,270 - You carry a gun?? - Uh-huh. 1625 02:30:22,355 --> 02:30:24,147 You have a license to carry it? 1626 02:30:24,232 --> 02:30:28,735 Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license. 1627 02:30:28,820 --> 02:30:30,946 Oh, I didn't know you were... 1628 02:30:33,324 --> 02:30:36,368 OK, I didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me, I didn't say it. 1629 02:30:36,452 --> 02:30:39,788 God. Did you know Kim carried a gun? 1630 02:30:40,289 --> 02:30:44,626 Yes. Now, do I approve? No. 1631 02:30:44,710 --> 02:30:46,753 Do I know? Yes. 1632 02:30:46,838 --> 02:30:50,465 Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, 1633 02:30:50,550 --> 02:30:53,385 but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun. 1634 02:30:53,469 --> 02:30:58,098 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot 1635 02:30:58,182 --> 02:30:59,724 more than people who don't. 1636 02:30:59,809 --> 02:31:02,936 And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room 1637 02:31:03,020 --> 02:31:06,857 in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped. 1638 02:31:06,941 --> 02:31:09,985 - Don't do your laundry at midnight. - Fuck that, I want to do my laundry 1639 02:31:10,069 --> 02:31:12,237 whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry. 1640 02:31:12,321 --> 02:31:15,365 There are other things you can carry other than a gun. 1641 02:31:15,449 --> 02:31:16,783 Pepper spray. 1642 02:31:16,868 --> 02:31:20,912 Uh, a motherfucker try to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. 1643 02:31:20,997 --> 02:31:24,499 - I wanna shut that nigga down. 1644 02:31:24,584 --> 02:31:27,002 How about a knife, at least? 1645 02:31:27,086 --> 02:31:30,172 Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers who carry knives? 1646 02:31:31,257 --> 02:31:33,383 They get shot. 1647 02:31:33,467 --> 02:31:37,804 Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. 1648 02:31:37,889 --> 02:31:40,390 I'll hire me a do-dirt-nigga and he'll carry the gun. 1649 02:31:40,474 --> 02:31:42,309 And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh. 1650 02:31:42,393 --> 02:31:45,270 But until that day, it's wild west, motherfucker. 1651 02:31:45,354 --> 02:31:49,024 So Zoë, you thought about what you want to do first? 1652 02:31:50,067 --> 02:31:53,612 It just so happens, I know exactly what I want to do. 1653 02:31:53,696 --> 02:31:57,282 Oh, really? And what would that be? 1654 02:31:57,366 --> 02:31:59,451 To me, there's no point in being in America 1655 02:31:59,535 --> 02:32:01,786 unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car. 1656 02:32:01,871 --> 02:32:06,166 And I want to drive a Dodge Challenger, fuck me, swinging balls out. 1657 02:32:08,336 --> 02:32:11,504 Um... Well, I guess we could talk to transpo. 1658 02:32:11,589 --> 02:32:14,299 But does it have to be a Dodge Challenger? 1659 02:32:14,383 --> 02:32:19,512 Not just that, it has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine. 1660 02:32:22,642 --> 02:32:26,061 How in the fuck do you expect to do that? 1661 02:32:26,145 --> 02:32:29,648 No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out. 1662 02:32:29,732 --> 02:32:32,817 When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out 1663 02:32:32,902 --> 02:32:36,488 that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebanon News Sentinel. 1664 02:32:36,572 --> 02:32:38,448 - So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home? 1665 02:32:38,532 --> 02:32:43,411 - Australia, right? - What do you mean by that, mate? 1666 02:32:44,080 --> 02:32:47,457 Zoë's from New Zealand and you never, 1667 02:32:47,541 --> 02:32:51,127 I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie. 1668 02:32:51,212 --> 02:32:53,838 That is, unless you want your ass kicked. 1669 02:32:55,299 --> 02:32:58,218 I'm so sorry. I really am. 1670 02:32:58,302 --> 02:33:02,097 Oh, that's OK. We're just taking the piss out of you, mate. 1671 02:33:03,432 --> 02:33:06,059 Auckland, to answer your question. 1672 02:33:06,602 --> 02:33:09,271 Anyway, I subscribed to the local paper a month ago. 1673 02:33:09,355 --> 02:33:12,983 Now why in the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand? 1674 02:33:13,067 --> 02:33:15,360 Pipe down and I'll tell you. 1675 02:33:15,444 --> 02:33:17,404 I've been getting the paper for the last month 1676 02:33:17,488 --> 02:33:20,323 and I've been checking the classified at the back looking at cars for sale. 1677 02:33:20,408 --> 02:33:23,702 So, as of yesterday, for sale, 1678 02:33:23,786 --> 02:33:26,871 in this town, some dude is selling a stock 1679 02:33:26,956 --> 02:33:32,460 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine and a white paint job. 1680 02:33:32,545 --> 02:33:34,713 And you want to buy it? 1681 02:33:35,464 --> 02:33:39,301 Kim, I may be stupid but I'm not bloody stupid. 1682 02:33:39,385 --> 02:33:43,179 I want to say I want to buy it so he'll let me test drive it. 1683 02:33:43,264 --> 02:33:46,683 A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job? 1684 02:33:46,767 --> 02:33:48,101 Oh, Kowalski. 1685 02:33:48,185 --> 02:33:52,355 Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fucking classic. 1686 02:33:52,440 --> 02:33:54,524 If I can get this guy to let me drive it without him, 1687 02:33:54,608 --> 02:33:57,360 I will blow the doors off that bitch. 1688 02:33:57,445 --> 02:33:59,154 What's Vanishing Point? 1689 02:34:00,323 --> 02:34:02,490 What's Vanishing Point? 1690 02:34:02,575 --> 02:34:05,368 Abs, I'm supposed to be the illiterate one. 1691 02:34:05,453 --> 02:34:08,371 It's just one of the best American movies ever made. 1692 02:34:08,456 --> 02:34:12,042 Actually, Zoë, most girls wouldn't know Vanishing Point. 1693 02:34:13,252 --> 02:34:17,255 Excuse me, "most girls?" What the fuck are you two? 1694 02:34:17,340 --> 02:34:20,675 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it. 1695 02:34:20,760 --> 02:34:22,927 Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit. 1696 02:34:23,012 --> 02:34:25,096 Oh, I like Pretty in Pink. 1697 02:34:25,848 --> 02:34:28,141 What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies? 1698 02:34:28,225 --> 02:34:32,228 Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too. 1699 02:34:32,313 --> 02:34:37,609 Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one. 1700 02:34:37,693 --> 02:34:39,861 Not that Angelina Jolie bullshit. 1701 02:34:39,945 --> 02:34:41,571 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland 1702 02:34:41,655 --> 02:34:44,532 that plays Vanishing Point, Big Wednesday, 1703 02:34:44,617 --> 02:34:47,118 all the classics. 1704 02:35:02,718 --> 02:35:04,469 What do you horny gals want? 1705 02:35:08,349 --> 02:35:11,559 Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale? 1706 02:35:11,644 --> 02:35:13,603 Right up here, ladies. 1707 02:35:27,701 --> 02:35:33,498 - This shit is off the fuckin' hook. - Fuckin' legendary, mate. 1708 02:35:35,876 --> 02:35:38,670 Sweet as. Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment, 1709 02:35:38,754 --> 02:35:40,839 I'd like to have a word alone with my business associate. 1710 02:35:40,923 --> 02:35:43,466 - You ladies take your time. - OK. 1711 02:35:45,761 --> 02:35:47,220 Mmm. 1712 02:35:49,181 --> 02:35:52,183 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself. 1713 02:35:52,268 --> 02:35:54,978 I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something. 1714 02:35:55,062 --> 02:35:56,354 What? 1715 02:35:56,439 --> 02:36:01,359 If he let's us take it out on our own, I want to play Ship's Mast. 1716 02:36:01,444 --> 02:36:03,361 - Oh, hell no! - Will you keep it down? 1717 02:36:03,446 --> 02:36:05,697 - Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake... 1718 02:36:05,781 --> 02:36:07,532 - Don't blaspheme. - Sorry. 1719 02:36:07,616 --> 02:36:10,660 Now, what did you say after the last time? 1720 02:36:10,744 --> 02:36:13,538 - Look, I know what I said. - What did you say? 1721 02:36:13,622 --> 02:36:15,248 I know I said we shouldn't do this again... 1722 02:36:15,332 --> 02:36:18,001 No, you didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever 1723 02:36:18,085 --> 02:36:19,586 - gonna to do that again. - But... 1724 02:36:19,670 --> 02:36:24,007 "But," my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again, 1725 02:36:24,091 --> 02:36:27,010 but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now, 1726 02:36:27,094 --> 02:36:28,261 to not only refuse, 1727 02:36:28,345 --> 02:36:32,140 but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. 1728 02:36:32,224 --> 02:36:34,476 Now, did you or did you not say that? 1729 02:36:34,560 --> 02:36:36,186 - Well... - No, no, no, no. 1730 02:36:36,270 --> 02:36:39,856 Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that? 1731 02:36:39,940 --> 02:36:43,651 - Yes, I said that, however... - Whatever with your "however." 1732 02:36:45,488 --> 02:36:47,697 I know I said it, and I know I meant it. 1733 02:36:47,781 --> 02:36:48,823 Damn skippy, you meant it. 1734 02:36:48,908 --> 02:36:51,701 But when I said it, I didn't mean in America. 1735 02:36:51,785 --> 02:36:53,495 - Oh, nigga, please! - Really. 1736 02:36:53,579 --> 02:36:57,790 I meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand and Australia. 1737 02:36:57,875 --> 02:37:00,210 You are such a liar. 1738 02:37:00,294 --> 02:37:02,837 Look, I know what I said when I said it. 1739 02:37:02,922 --> 02:37:05,215 But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America. 1740 02:37:05,299 --> 02:37:08,092 And when I said it, if I had of known I was gonna come to America, 1741 02:37:08,177 --> 02:37:10,428 and have the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the fucking 1742 02:37:10,513 --> 02:37:14,641 Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a "however." 1743 02:37:15,518 --> 02:37:16,976 Right? 1744 02:37:22,024 --> 02:37:24,776 OK, oddly enough, I actually understood that. 1745 02:37:24,860 --> 02:37:26,402 However... 1746 02:37:26,487 --> 02:37:29,155 Just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit, 1747 02:37:29,240 --> 02:37:31,491 doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind. 1748 02:37:31,575 --> 02:37:34,994 You need two people to play Ship's Mast and I ain't playing. 1749 02:37:42,878 --> 02:37:44,295 I'll be your best friend. 1750 02:37:44,380 --> 02:37:47,382 I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth. 1751 02:37:48,217 --> 02:37:51,135 - I'll crack your back. - You'll crack it anyway. 1752 02:37:51,220 --> 02:37:53,638 Well, of course, I'll crack it anyway. 1753 02:37:53,722 --> 02:37:57,642 But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back-cracking slave. 1754 02:37:57,726 --> 02:38:00,353 Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it. 1755 02:38:00,437 --> 02:38:01,688 You just order me to do it. 1756 02:38:01,772 --> 02:38:04,399 Just be like, "Bitch get over here and get busy." 1757 02:38:09,488 --> 02:38:12,073 So... We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him. 1758 02:38:12,157 --> 02:38:15,326 If he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment. 1759 02:38:15,911 --> 02:38:16,911 What? 1760 02:38:16,996 --> 02:38:19,914 I said, we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him... 1761 02:38:19,999 --> 02:38:24,877 I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said. 1762 02:38:26,255 --> 02:38:27,964 You know, you two got some fuckin' balls. 1763 02:38:28,048 --> 02:38:31,217 - What? - Don't play dumb ass with me. 1764 02:38:31,302 --> 02:38:36,222 I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover. 1765 02:38:36,307 --> 02:38:39,559 I should be in my hotel room asleep. Not fucking around here on tobacco road, 1766 02:38:39,643 --> 02:38:43,688 but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here. 1767 02:38:43,772 --> 02:38:45,356 Now you two got the balls to ask me... 1768 02:38:45,441 --> 02:38:49,402 No, scratch that, tell me, I gotta go make conversation 1769 02:38:49,486 --> 02:38:51,988 with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play? 1770 02:38:52,072 --> 02:38:54,032 Bullshit on that. 1771 02:38:54,116 --> 02:38:56,326 - It ain't like that. - Then what's it like, Kim? 1772 02:38:56,410 --> 02:39:00,413 You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go. 1773 02:39:00,497 --> 02:39:04,000 I really think one human being will be collateral enough. 1774 02:39:05,085 --> 02:39:07,045 You're not gonna want to do what we're doing. 1775 02:39:07,129 --> 02:39:08,880 What? To drive a car? 1776 02:39:08,964 --> 02:39:12,383 - We're doing more than that. - What? Drive it fast? 1777 02:39:12,468 --> 02:39:15,053 We're doing more than that. 1778 02:39:15,137 --> 02:39:19,849 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, because we're gonna do some stupid shit. 1779 02:39:21,977 --> 02:39:24,228 But that's OK. We're stunt people, we ain't got good sense. 1780 02:39:24,313 --> 02:39:26,606 But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense 1781 02:39:26,690 --> 02:39:29,859 - ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing. - How do you know I don't wanna do it? 1782 02:39:29,943 --> 02:39:33,363 - 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah. 1783 02:39:35,407 --> 02:39:39,786 You know, we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse 1784 02:39:39,870 --> 02:39:42,789 you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something. 1785 02:39:42,873 --> 02:39:45,792 So, what is it you two daredevils are doing 1786 02:39:45,876 --> 02:39:50,129 that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand. 1787 02:39:50,214 --> 02:39:53,841 You know, we're kind of conning this guy so maybe it's best 1788 02:39:53,926 --> 02:39:56,427 if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. 1789 02:39:56,512 --> 02:40:01,265 Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway. 1790 02:40:04,228 --> 02:40:08,064 OK, how about this? 1791 02:40:08,148 --> 02:40:11,317 I'll talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along. 1792 02:40:12,611 --> 02:40:15,780 - How are you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem. 1793 02:40:15,864 --> 02:40:20,118 But don't worry. He'll say yes. 1794 02:40:20,202 --> 02:40:23,871 - What are you gonna do, blow him? - No! 1795 02:40:24,998 --> 02:40:27,458 I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him. 1796 02:40:31,505 --> 02:40:33,506 That's a good one. 1797 02:40:33,590 --> 02:40:37,301 Not really. But let me handle it. 1798 02:40:38,095 --> 02:40:39,095 We got a deal? 1799 02:40:43,350 --> 02:40:44,892 OK, mommy, listen up. 1800 02:40:45,686 --> 02:40:48,771 You wanna hang with the cool kids, you've got to be cool. 1801 02:40:48,856 --> 02:40:51,399 We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap. 1802 02:40:51,483 --> 02:40:53,651 You just sit in the back and I don't want to hear a peep out of your ass. 1803 02:40:53,736 --> 02:40:55,153 - You understand? - Got it. 1804 02:40:55,237 --> 02:40:58,322 I'm serious. You start nagging us, we're pulling over to the side of the road 1805 02:40:58,407 --> 02:41:00,074 kicking your ass out and picking you up later. 1806 02:41:00,659 --> 02:41:01,993 Agreed. 1807 02:41:05,539 --> 02:41:06,914 OK. 1808 02:41:06,999 --> 02:41:08,458 Go work your magic. 1809 02:41:15,090 --> 02:41:16,883 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 1810 02:41:16,967 --> 02:41:18,384 - What's your name? - Jasper. 1811 02:41:18,469 --> 02:41:20,762 - Hello, Jasper. I'm Abernathy. - Aber-what? 1812 02:41:20,846 --> 02:41:22,764 - Abernathy. - What's your first name? 1813 02:41:22,848 --> 02:41:25,558 - That is my first name. - What kind of first name is that? 1814 02:41:25,642 --> 02:41:29,395 - You know what? Just call me Abbie. - OK, Abbie. 1815 02:41:30,481 --> 02:41:34,066 Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and I could take the car out 1816 02:41:34,151 --> 02:41:37,278 for a little test drive out on our own. Just to see if we're comfortable in it. 1817 02:41:37,362 --> 02:41:39,113 Why would I do something stupid like that? 1818 02:41:39,198 --> 02:41:41,491 To better sell your automobile. 1819 02:41:41,575 --> 02:41:43,785 How do I know y'all ain't just gonna steal it? 1820 02:41:43,869 --> 02:41:45,912 Four reasons, actually. 1821 02:41:45,996 --> 02:41:50,792 One, we're not thieves. Two, that would be rude. 1822 02:41:50,876 --> 02:41:54,212 Three, we're staying at the Days Inn in town, you can call the hotel, 1823 02:41:54,296 --> 02:41:56,839 check with management. We're registered for the next month. 1824 02:41:56,924 --> 02:42:01,344 Actually, Zoë is not, but Kim and I are. So, we're totally track down-able. 1825 02:42:01,428 --> 02:42:03,513 Who's Kim? The colored girl? 1826 02:42:04,556 --> 02:42:09,060 Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And reason number four, 1827 02:42:09,144 --> 02:42:13,272 and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin, 1828 02:42:13,357 --> 02:42:16,317 that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted 1829 02:42:16,401 --> 02:42:19,403 with our other friend, Lee. 1830 02:42:23,242 --> 02:42:25,243 Why does she look kinda familiar? 1831 02:42:25,327 --> 02:42:28,246 That would be because she's a famous actress. 1832 02:42:30,666 --> 02:42:31,958 Why's she dressed like that? 1833 02:42:32,042 --> 02:42:35,044 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town, 1834 02:42:35,128 --> 02:42:38,464 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders. 1835 02:42:38,549 --> 02:42:42,301 - What's a cheerleader movie? - A movie about cheerleaders. 1836 02:42:43,053 --> 02:42:44,262 Is it a porno movie? 1837 02:42:45,931 --> 02:42:48,683 Yes, it is. 1838 02:42:48,767 --> 02:42:52,019 But, don't mention it. She's shy. 1839 02:42:56,275 --> 02:42:59,360 Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee. 1840 02:42:59,444 --> 02:43:01,612 You two kids stay out of trouble. 1841 02:43:01,697 --> 02:43:04,782 Hey, good-looking! Be back to pick you up later! 1842 02:43:04,867 --> 02:43:06,284 Ta-ta. 1843 02:43:16,461 --> 02:43:17,670 Gulp. 1844 02:43:32,728 --> 02:43:34,812 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1845 02:43:35,772 --> 02:43:38,608 - I think I'm thinking it. - What are you and you thinking? 1846 02:43:38,692 --> 02:43:42,069 I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up. 1847 02:43:44,781 --> 02:43:46,824 - Where are y'all going? - You stay put. 1848 02:43:46,909 --> 02:43:48,242 I got to take a... 1849 02:44:05,594 --> 02:44:07,261 So you ready to do this? 1850 02:44:08,764 --> 02:44:10,306 You sure? 1851 02:44:10,390 --> 02:44:13,559 Well, I always don't want to do it right before I'm gonna do it. 1852 02:44:13,644 --> 02:44:14,644 You know what I mean? 1853 02:44:14,728 --> 02:44:17,146 Yeah, I know what you mean. 'Cause I don't want to do it. 1854 02:44:17,230 --> 02:44:19,357 - Kim. - I'm just saying. 1855 02:44:19,441 --> 02:44:22,818 - If you're gonna take the piss out... - I'm just saying. 1856 02:44:24,488 --> 02:44:26,447 You wanna start out on top? 1857 02:44:27,449 --> 02:44:31,285 It practically doesn't count if you start on the top. 1858 02:44:36,083 --> 02:44:37,291 Here are your gloves. 1859 02:44:44,466 --> 02:44:47,426 No, no, no, no. I'm wearing the jacket. 1860 02:44:47,511 --> 02:44:49,011 This is my jacket. 1861 02:44:49,096 --> 02:44:53,307 Um... Ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit? 1862 02:44:53,392 --> 02:44:54,392 Give it. 1863 02:44:54,476 --> 02:44:56,894 I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet. 1864 02:44:56,979 --> 02:44:59,188 Bonnet, my ass. You're on the hood. 1865 02:45:08,490 --> 02:45:10,783 Y'all, I think I hear a car coming. 1866 02:45:10,867 --> 02:45:13,327 - Give me your belt. - Oh. 1867 02:45:16,832 --> 02:45:18,624 This is my cute shit. 1868 02:45:19,835 --> 02:45:22,503 Well... Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt. 1869 02:45:23,588 --> 02:45:25,548 Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt. 1870 02:45:30,846 --> 02:45:32,888 - Give me your belt. - No. 1871 02:45:32,973 --> 02:45:35,349 - Prada. - Come on. Give her the belt. 1872 02:45:35,434 --> 02:45:39,353 - Magic word. - Please. Give her the belt. 1873 02:45:40,147 --> 02:45:41,981 Just cause you asked nicely. 1874 02:45:44,609 --> 02:45:46,318 It's nice to be nice, Kim. 1875 02:45:47,195 --> 02:45:49,447 - Whatever. - You know what? 1876 02:45:49,531 --> 02:45:52,658 Don't even fucking think about asking me next time you want me to do your hair. 1877 02:45:52,743 --> 02:45:55,077 - Your ass gonna do it. - Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bitch. 1878 02:45:55,162 --> 02:45:57,079 'Cause that's what you do when no one else is looking. 1879 02:45:57,164 --> 02:45:59,165 You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit. 1880 02:45:59,249 --> 02:46:01,834 Abernathy, don't get on my nerves right now. 1881 02:46:01,918 --> 02:46:03,085 I got shit on my mind. 1882 02:46:03,170 --> 02:46:06,839 Ooh! You know, I ain't six. 1883 02:46:20,228 --> 02:46:22,188 It's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows? 1884 02:46:22,272 --> 02:46:23,731 No. 1885 02:46:24,983 --> 02:46:27,693 Hey, Abernathy. Check this out. 1886 02:46:39,581 --> 02:46:41,248 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1887 02:46:50,592 --> 02:46:52,051 What does that mean? 1888 02:46:54,262 --> 02:46:55,846 Whoa! 1889 02:47:00,477 --> 02:47:03,020 Faster, you black bitch, faster! 1890 02:47:11,238 --> 02:47:13,322 That fast enough for your bony ass? 1891 02:47:13,406 --> 02:47:15,074 Woo-hoo! 1892 02:47:15,617 --> 02:47:18,536 Whoa! 1893 02:47:21,206 --> 02:47:23,749 Abernathy, get your ass up here. 1894 02:47:31,550 --> 02:47:33,134 All righty. 1895 02:47:33,218 --> 02:47:36,053 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1896 02:47:49,401 --> 02:47:52,069 Check it out bitch. You want it fucking faster? 1897 02:48:00,328 --> 02:48:03,247 Riot In Thunder Alley] 1898 02:49:07,604 --> 02:49:11,273 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck? Shit! 1899 02:49:13,902 --> 02:49:16,028 Zoë!! 1900 02:49:17,322 --> 02:49:18,322 Damn it! 1901 02:49:27,290 --> 02:49:29,667 Now! 1902 02:49:29,751 --> 02:49:34,338 - Did you do something to him? - Nothing! Nothing! Shit! 1903 02:49:34,422 --> 02:49:37,383 - Shit! Here he comes! - Zoë! Fuck! 1904 02:49:39,636 --> 02:49:40,886 - Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit! 1905 02:49:43,265 --> 02:49:45,641 - Hold on, Zoë! - Whoa! 1906 02:49:45,725 --> 02:49:48,227 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë! 1907 02:49:53,483 --> 02:49:55,943 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë! 1908 02:49:56,027 --> 02:49:58,237 - Whoa! - Zoë! 1909 02:50:02,534 --> 02:50:04,618 Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you! 1910 02:50:05,453 --> 02:50:07,871 Zoë! Zoë! 1911 02:50:08,790 --> 02:50:12,251 - I'm sorry I called you a black bitch. - I forgive you. Hold the fuck on. 1912 02:50:12,335 --> 02:50:14,461 Whoa! Get away! 1913 02:50:16,798 --> 02:50:19,466 Oh, shit! I can't fucking see! I can't see! 1914 02:50:19,551 --> 02:50:21,510 Zoë, move your legs! 1915 02:50:23,930 --> 02:50:25,347 Fuck you! 1916 02:50:25,557 --> 02:50:27,641 Come on, come on! 1917 02:50:30,353 --> 02:50:32,187 Redneck lunatic bastard! 1918 02:50:32,272 --> 02:50:33,647 Get away from me! 1919 02:50:33,732 --> 02:50:36,191 - Watch your fucking legs! - Baby, just hold on. 1920 02:50:36,276 --> 02:50:38,110 Zoë! 1921 02:50:38,695 --> 02:50:40,904 - Fuck you!! - Oh, my God! 1922 02:50:40,989 --> 02:50:42,656 Come on, come on! 1923 02:50:45,994 --> 02:50:47,995 Fucking get away from me! 1924 02:50:51,624 --> 02:50:54,460 Oh, shit! I'm scared Kim, I'm really scared. 1925 02:50:54,544 --> 02:50:56,003 I know, baby, just hold on. 1926 02:50:56,796 --> 02:50:57,921 Watch your feet! 1927 02:51:00,175 --> 02:51:03,385 - You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch. 1928 02:51:05,180 --> 02:51:09,350 - Suck on this for a while, bitch! - Motherfucker! 1929 02:51:10,101 --> 02:51:11,560 Zoë!! 1930 02:51:11,644 --> 02:51:13,312 Goddamn it! 1931 02:51:37,754 --> 02:51:39,421 - He's coming up!! - Oh, my God. 1932 02:51:39,506 --> 02:51:41,298 Get away from us, you cocksucker! 1933 02:51:41,383 --> 02:51:42,841 Leave us alone! 1934 02:51:42,926 --> 02:51:46,220 - Fuck you, motherfucker! - Put your foot down! 1935 02:51:50,517 --> 02:51:53,602 Zoë! Zoë! 1936 02:51:53,686 --> 02:51:56,355 - Hold on! 1937 02:52:18,461 --> 02:52:19,753 Zoë! Zoë! 1938 02:52:28,513 --> 02:52:30,055 Look out! 1939 02:52:57,625 --> 02:53:00,252 Get ready to fly, bitch! 1940 02:53:04,215 --> 02:53:05,841 - Zoë! - Zoë! Hold on! 1941 02:53:12,974 --> 02:53:15,642 He's right on your ass! He's right on your fucking ass! 1942 02:53:30,325 --> 02:53:32,993 Hey! 1943 02:53:33,077 --> 02:53:36,997 Hey! Ladies, that was fun! 1944 02:53:41,294 --> 02:53:43,754 Well, adios! 1945 02:53:43,838 --> 02:53:46,173 - Ow, fuck! 1946 02:53:47,550 --> 02:53:50,677 Shit! Fuck! 1947 02:53:51,846 --> 02:53:56,558 Run away with your ass! You better run, motherfucker! 1948 02:54:02,857 --> 02:54:04,191 Bitch! 1949 02:54:19,624 --> 02:54:20,707 I'm OK! 1950 02:54:20,792 --> 02:54:24,086 Oh, shit! Goddamn it! 1951 02:54:24,170 --> 02:54:26,797 Oh, you fucking bitch! 1952 02:54:26,881 --> 02:54:30,467 Of course you are. Of course you are. What was I thinking? 1953 02:54:32,178 --> 02:54:34,680 What was I thinking? Zoë, the fucking cat! 1954 02:54:38,893 --> 02:54:40,727 Whew! That was a close one. 1955 02:54:44,857 --> 02:54:47,025 You guys look like shit. 1956 02:54:47,110 --> 02:54:48,151 Who died? 1957 02:54:49,612 --> 02:54:52,239 That's it! 1958 02:54:53,074 --> 02:54:55,117 Zoë, are you OK? 1959 02:54:55,910 --> 02:54:58,120 Well, I'm gonna have a hell of a bruise on my bum, 1960 02:54:58,204 --> 02:55:00,831 but aside from that, I'll be sweet. 1961 02:55:04,210 --> 02:55:06,962 So, where's the maniac? 1962 02:55:07,589 --> 02:55:10,382 I shot him and his punk ass sped off. 1963 02:55:11,926 --> 02:55:15,387 - You wanna go get him? - Oh, hell yeah! 1964 02:55:15,471 --> 02:55:18,932 Honey, I think you might want to get out. 1965 02:55:20,476 --> 02:55:25,022 Fuck that shit. Let's kill this bastard. 1966 02:55:27,650 --> 02:55:29,526 OK, get your ass in the back, let's go. 1967 02:55:31,821 --> 02:55:33,447 Fuck this motherfucker! 1968 02:55:35,533 --> 02:55:37,034 - Wait... - Where the fuck you going? 1969 02:55:37,118 --> 02:55:38,452 I'll be back. 1970 02:55:46,669 --> 02:55:49,129 Yeah, that'll smart. Sweet, let's go. 1971 02:55:49,213 --> 02:55:52,883 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit. 1972 02:55:55,303 --> 02:55:56,720 Giddy up, girl! 1973 02:56:04,604 --> 02:56:06,563 Yeah! 1974 02:56:49,982 --> 02:56:53,652 Come on! 1975 02:57:02,286 --> 02:57:05,330 Oh, why? Oh, no! 1976 02:57:11,421 --> 02:57:14,756 Oh, do it! Do it! 1977 02:57:15,466 --> 02:57:16,967 Do it! 1978 02:57:22,348 --> 02:57:25,058 Oh, no! 1979 02:57:25,351 --> 02:57:28,979 No, no, no! No! God... 1980 02:57:29,856 --> 02:57:32,649 All right. Get it together. 1981 02:57:32,734 --> 02:57:36,903 Get, get... What are you... What are you... What are you gonna do? 1982 02:57:43,578 --> 02:57:46,496 Kick his ass, Zoë!! Kick his motherfucking ass! 1983 02:57:46,581 --> 02:57:49,249 - Hey! Now I wanna play! - Go away! 1984 02:57:49,333 --> 02:57:51,626 - Fucking fuck you! 1985 02:57:51,711 --> 02:57:53,837 Where do you think you're fucking going? 1986 02:57:58,551 --> 02:58:00,093 Come here, you...! 1987 02:58:06,976 --> 02:58:08,351 Go! 1988 02:58:14,984 --> 02:58:19,196 I'm not done with your ass now, motherfucker. I love your ass! 1989 02:58:24,494 --> 02:58:26,453 Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me? 1990 02:58:28,122 --> 02:58:32,501 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard. 1991 02:58:33,878 --> 02:58:38,173 Oh, yeah, bitch. I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now! 1992 02:58:40,176 --> 02:58:43,303 I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road! 1993 02:58:44,972 --> 02:58:46,723 Boo-yah, bitch! 1994 02:58:47,475 --> 02:58:48,642 Ah! 1995 02:58:52,146 --> 02:58:54,731 Did you just hit a boat? 1996 02:58:57,860 --> 02:58:59,152 Now, get him! Get him! 1997 02:58:59,237 --> 02:59:01,530 Now! Now! Now!! Get him! Get him! 1998 02:59:01,614 --> 02:59:04,616 Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move! 1999 02:59:06,410 --> 02:59:07,869 Motherfucker! 2000 02:59:07,954 --> 02:59:10,789 I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, motherfucker! 2001 02:59:20,007 --> 02:59:22,133 Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! 2002 02:59:28,182 --> 02:59:30,684 Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it! 2003 02:59:38,276 --> 02:59:39,401 Son of a bitch! 2004 02:59:54,792 --> 02:59:57,252 Oh, you know I can't let you go... 2005 02:59:58,379 --> 03:00:01,006 ...without tapping that ass. 2006 03:00:01,632 --> 03:00:02,841 Oh, fuck me! 2007 03:00:03,009 --> 03:00:04,718 - One... - Kim? 2008 03:00:04,802 --> 03:00:06,803 -...more... - Kim? 2009 03:00:06,888 --> 03:00:08,346 ...time! 2010 03:00:08,431 --> 03:00:09,723 Boo-yah! 2011 03:00:15,646 --> 03:00:17,981 That's what I'm talking about, bitch! 2012 03:01:18,751 --> 03:01:20,794 Oh, come on! 2013 03:02:00,584 --> 03:02:03,670 Come on! 2014 03:02:03,754 --> 03:02:07,424 You thought you lost us! We're back, motherfucker! We're back! 2015 03:02:07,508 --> 03:02:09,551 Who's laughing now bitch? 2016 03:02:12,179 --> 03:02:13,221 Shit! 2017 03:02:16,851 --> 03:02:17,851 Come on! 2018 03:02:23,190 --> 03:02:25,442 You miss us, you lunatic bastard?! 2019 03:02:25,526 --> 03:02:27,444 - I'm sorry! - What? 2020 03:02:27,528 --> 03:02:30,238 I didn't... I didn't mean anything. 2021 03:02:30,322 --> 03:02:32,323 I was just playing around. 2022 03:02:32,408 --> 03:02:36,453 - Oh, he was just playing around.. - He was just playing. 2023 03:02:36,537 --> 03:02:38,872 Well, I ain't playing with you. 2024 03:02:44,295 --> 03:02:47,380 Oh, look out! Look out!! Look out! 2025 03:02:54,847 --> 03:02:57,849 - What's your sign? - Cancer! 2026 03:03:03,064 --> 03:03:04,105 Come on! 2027 03:03:04,190 --> 03:03:06,483 Don't run. Don't run, motherfucker! Don't run! 2028 03:03:06,567 --> 03:03:07,567 Shit! 2029 03:03:17,495 --> 03:03:20,413 - Yeah! 2030 03:03:23,751 --> 03:03:25,085 Yeah! 2031 03:03:25,878 --> 03:03:29,172 Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time! 2032 03:03:44,146 --> 03:03:46,856 - Yeah, you go.. - Just go, go, go, go! 2033 03:03:48,859 --> 03:03:51,861 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 2034 03:03:51,946 --> 03:03:55,448 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 2035 03:03:55,533 --> 03:03:56,825 Please don't dead-end. 2036 03:03:56,909 --> 03:04:00,203 Please don't dead-end.. Please don't dead-end. 2037 03:04:00,287 --> 03:04:01,621 Please don't dead-end. 2038 03:04:01,705 --> 03:04:03,498 Oh, there the motherfucker is! 2039 03:04:03,582 --> 03:04:05,458 - Go, go, go!! - Get him! Get him! Get him! 2040 03:04:22,184 --> 03:04:26,104 Help me! 2041 03:04:26,689 --> 03:04:31,067 Help me! 2042 03:04:36,991 --> 03:04:39,742 - Be careful! My right arm's broken! - This one? 2043 03:04:42,746 --> 03:04:43,746 That's right, bitch. 2044 03:04:43,831 --> 03:04:45,290 You want some? 2045 03:04:45,374 --> 03:04:47,792 - Come on, motherfucker! - My fuckin' ass! 2046 03:04:51,589 --> 03:04:53,339 Piece of shit! 2047 03:04:56,802 --> 03:04:58,803 Bitch! 2048 03:05:02,558 --> 03:05:03,892 Motherfucker! 2049 03:05:04,768 --> 03:05:06,102 Motherfucker! 2050 03:05:11,108 --> 03:05:12,317 Asshole! 150458

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