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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:06:18,984 --> 00:06:22,119 Now will you get out here before you stop being funny? 3 00:06:23,989 --> 00:06:26,758 How can you be a doctor in Beverly Hills 4 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,893 without the proper medicine? 5 00:06:29,895 --> 00:06:32,263 What'll we do? How we gonna get Pa well? 6 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:35,099 I'll make due with some old-fashioned remedies. 7 00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:38,268 Get this stuff outta here and don't make any noise. 8 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:42,073 Don't you know that your Uncle Jed is at death's door? 9 00:06:42,075 --> 00:06:45,376 We gonna have goose and dumplings tonight? 10 00:06:45,378 --> 00:06:46,410 Pa? 11 00:06:46,412 --> 00:06:48,114 Just a minute, Elly! 12 00:06:58,390 --> 00:07:00,224 Come in! I mean, uh... 13 00:07:00,226 --> 00:07:02,393 come in. 14 00:07:04,431 --> 00:07:06,431 Pa, I'm terrible worried. 15 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:08,398 You ain't never been sick before. 16 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,400 Now, don't you worry, Elly. 17 00:07:10,402 --> 00:07:12,837 Ain't nobody better at doctoring than Granny is. 18 00:07:12,839 --> 00:07:15,506 But, Pa, if Granny can't find the proper medicine, 19 00:07:15,508 --> 00:07:19,109 then you might pass before she can save you. 20 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:21,912 Oh, no, Granny will pull me through. 21 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:25,116 I'm scared for you, Pa. 22 00:07:25,118 --> 00:07:27,518 Oh, now, Elly, don't go to crying. 23 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,388 If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you the truth. 24 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:32,189 I ain't really sick. 25 00:07:32,191 --> 00:07:33,958 I'm just pretending for your granny's sake. 26 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,794 What you mean? 27 00:07:35,796 --> 00:07:38,128 Well, remember back home how folks was always 28 00:07:38,130 --> 00:07:41,265 coming over to our place to let Granny doctor 'em? 29 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:43,200 Remember how happy it made Granny? 30 00:07:43,202 --> 00:07:45,272 Yes, especially if one of them got better. 31 00:07:49,241 --> 00:07:53,878 What do you mean, horses can't own saving bonds? 32 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,979 What are they, animals? 33 00:07:55,981 --> 00:07:58,515 Now, you listen to me, fella. I... 34 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:00,518 Take it easy, Ed. 35 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,921 The nerve of that guy. 36 00:08:02,923 --> 00:08:05,023 Suppose we horses passed a law 37 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:06,825 that people couldn't ride horses? 38 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:08,393 Ed, listen to me. 39 00:08:08,395 --> 00:08:10,460 Horses can't own savings bonds! 40 00:08:10,462 --> 00:08:12,130 A cat, I could understand. 41 00:08:12,132 --> 00:08:13,998 Relax, Ed. 42 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,434 Carol and I are gonna be buying savings bonds regularly. 43 00:08:16,436 --> 00:08:18,236 As a member of the family, 44 00:08:18,238 --> 00:08:20,571 you'll be sharing in the pride of ownership. 45 00:08:20,573 --> 00:08:22,506 We all have a way of remembering 46 00:08:22,508 --> 00:08:24,208 the nice things in our lives 47 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:26,443 and the people who were associated with them. 48 00:08:26,445 --> 00:08:28,946 Maybe signing somebody up for payroll savings 49 00:08:28,948 --> 00:08:32,417 is not quite the same as performing a marriage ceremony 50 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:34,451 or delivering a young couple's first baby, 51 00:08:34,453 --> 00:08:36,220 But just the same, 52 00:08:36,222 --> 00:08:40,425 learning to save is an important milestone for anyone. 53 00:09:41,487 --> 00:09:45,523 Well, well, well! 54 00:09:45,525 --> 00:09:48,225 So we're gonna have visitors. 55 00:09:48,227 --> 00:09:49,960 Looks like. 56 00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:51,461 Well, I'll tell you something. 57 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:53,031 Those two hoods are in for a big surprise 58 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,133 when they get here. 59 00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:56,935 They're gonna come in here, expecting to find 60 00:09:56,937 --> 00:10:00,470 some small town two-bit lockup, a rinky-dink clubhouse. 61 00:10:00,472 --> 00:10:02,407 Well, they're gonna find out different. 62 00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:05,343 What do you got in mind? 63 00:10:05,345 --> 00:10:08,646 I'm gonna show 'em we're on our toes out here, 64 00:10:08,648 --> 00:10:12,215 that he Mayberry jail matches any big-time pen 65 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:14,985 they've ever served time in. 66 00:10:14,987 --> 00:10:17,955 Barney, there's no need... First of all, 67 00:10:17,957 --> 00:10:22,659 we're gonna get rid of all these extra frills. 68 00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:25,729 We give them just what they get in the big house: 69 00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:30,701 one cot, one blanket, one cracked mirror, period. 70 00:10:30,703 --> 00:10:33,204 Well, I guess we could take some of that stuff out. 71 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,974 The doilies need washing. 72 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:38,008 I'll tell you something else. 73 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:40,644 I said this before, and I'll repeat it now. 74 00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:43,047 What we really need around here is an extra deputy. 75 00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:44,715 Well... 76 00:10:44,717 --> 00:10:47,551 Now, Andy, things like this come up all the time. 77 00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:50,053 We need extra help. 78 00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:51,755 Who you got in mind? 79 00:10:51,757 --> 00:10:53,691 Well, I don't know. 80 00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:56,460 I'll look around, find a good, sharp candidate. 81 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:58,696 But don't you worry about it. He's gonna be my assistant. 82 00:10:58,698 --> 00:11:00,998 You let me worry about it. 83 00:11:03,102 --> 00:11:04,701 Howdy, Barn. 84 00:11:04,703 --> 00:11:06,205 Andy. 85 00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:14,579 What's up? 86 00:11:14,581 --> 00:11:17,648 Nothing, except our number three man 87 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,783 is here reporting for duty. 88 00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,652 You got somebody? 89 00:11:24,524 --> 00:11:27,291 Don't you move, bitch, or I'll kill you. 90 00:11:45,812 --> 00:11:47,811 Oh, shit, man, she's dead. 91 00:11:47,813 --> 00:11:50,450 Frank, we oughta get the fuck outta here, man. 92 00:11:52,217 --> 00:11:53,219 Look, look! 93 00:11:57,256 --> 00:11:58,790 What the fuck is this? 94 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:02,129 She ain't dead. She's passed out. 95 00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:12,769 Hey. 96 00:12:12,771 --> 00:12:15,705 Let's fuck her. 97 00:12:15,707 --> 00:12:18,676 That's sick, man. That's fucking sick. 98 00:12:18,678 --> 00:12:21,546 You some kind of necrophaniac, sick motherfucker? 99 00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:23,380 I don't fuck dead chicks. 100 00:12:23,382 --> 00:12:25,550 Fuck you, man. I ain't never fucked nobody dead. 101 00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:28,619 And shit, she ain't dead. 102 00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:31,525 She's still breathing. 103 00:12:34,693 --> 00:12:37,128 Oh, yeah. 104 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,299 I'm coming for you, baby. 105 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:47,271 Oh, yeah. 106 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,343 Ohh. 107 00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,378 Oh, yeah! 108 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,647 Ohh! 109 00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:57,750 Hey! 110 00:13:10,496 --> 00:13:14,831 Oh, that's it, that's it. 111 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:18,735 That is... 112 00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:21,806 Oh, hold it. Wait. 113 00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:24,207 Stop your squirming, bitch. 114 00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:25,209 That's it. 115 00:13:25,211 --> 00:13:28,446 Oh, come on, come on. 116 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:34,284 Get the rabbit in the hole. Get the rabbit in the hole. 117 00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:38,388 Stop squirming. 118 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,457 Hey, hold her fucking arms! 119 00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:43,793 She ain't fucking moving. 120 00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:46,432 Just hold her fucking arms! 121 00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:52,802 Stop your squirming, bitch. 122 00:13:52,804 --> 00:13:54,571 Hold her, hold her. 123 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,806 That's it. 124 00:13:56,808 --> 00:14:00,878 Get the rabbit in the hole. Get the rabbit in the hole. 125 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,315 Come on, come on. 126 00:14:04,317 --> 00:14:05,849 Come on! 127 00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:08,819 Come on, come on. 128 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:10,955 Come on. 129 00:14:10,957 --> 00:14:13,324 Quit fucking around with that remote! 130 00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:27,774 Fuck you, bitch! 131 00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:39,816 Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man. 132 00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:42,853 It's just you look so fucking stupid 133 00:14:42,855 --> 00:14:45,322 trying to fuck this chick. 134 00:14:45,324 --> 00:14:47,691 Bet you didn't get a hard-on, did you? 135 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:49,729 Shut the fuck up! 136 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,435 I'm just saying. 137 00:14:57,437 --> 00:15:00,638 Let's just relax, just kick back, 138 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,474 wait the for the bitch to wake up, 139 00:15:04,476 --> 00:15:06,914 and then we fuck her the right way. 140 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,383 Yeah. 141 00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:14,554 The right way. 142 00:15:32,739 --> 00:15:35,840 ...a giant oil operation of the Cordillera mining company. 143 00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,886 Fuck. I'm gonna go get some beer. 144 00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:52,960 Don't you fuck her. 145 00:15:54,327 --> 00:15:56,926 I won't. 146 00:15:56,928 --> 00:15:58,729 I'll wait. 147 00:15:58,731 --> 00:16:01,500 You want anything? 148 00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:05,472 Cheese puffs. 149 00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:11,941 Cheese puffs? 150 00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:15,845 I'm a necrophilic shit, and you want cheese puffs? 151 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,717 Fuck you, Bob. 152 00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:27,827 Fuck you, Frank. 153 00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:34,565 Fuck you. 154 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,770 Fuck you, Frank. 155 00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:40,970 ...exploring the ocean bottom for underwater oil. 156 00:16:40,972 --> 00:16:43,873 I didn't know then that one of them would never come up, 157 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:48,378 and it would be my assignment to find out why. 158 00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:59,856 There was no sign of life on deck. 159 00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:47,504 Oh, shit. 160 00:17:47,506 --> 00:17:49,840 Shit, shit. 161 00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:52,646 Goddamn it. Fucking shit. 162 00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,390 Ow, ow. 163 00:19:26,072 --> 00:19:27,237 Goddamn it. 164 00:19:27,239 --> 00:19:29,740 This is Tommy. I'm not here. 165 00:19:29,742 --> 00:19:32,542 Leave your number, and I'll call you back. 166 00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:33,644 Thank you. 167 00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:47,524 Watch out, Rick. 168 00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:49,926 Don't try to get any closer. 169 00:19:49,928 --> 00:19:52,696 There's no escape for me, I know it. 170 00:19:52,698 --> 00:19:55,599 You must save yourself, while there's still a chance. 171 00:19:55,601 --> 00:19:59,736 Don't you see? It's a diabolical trap. 172 00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:18,187 Sorry. 173 00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:19,322 What? 174 00:20:19,324 --> 00:20:20,659 Sorry. 175 00:20:41,846 --> 00:20:43,046 What? 176 00:20:43,048 --> 00:20:44,250 What? 177 00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:47,754 Chatter. 178 00:20:50,622 --> 00:20:52,822 I don't know. I don't... I don't know. 179 00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:55,292 I don't know. 180 00:20:55,294 --> 00:20:56,694 Hey, hey. 181 00:20:56,696 --> 00:20:59,163 Hello. 182 00:20:59,165 --> 00:21:01,631 Greetings. 183 00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:04,234 You're not Chinese. 184 00:21:04,236 --> 00:21:08,171 Hey. 185 00:21:08,173 --> 00:21:10,974 What did you take? 186 00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:13,711 Sorry. 187 00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:15,745 Hey! 188 00:21:15,747 --> 00:21:18,215 What did you take? 189 00:21:18,217 --> 00:21:20,083 My mom's pearl necklace. 190 00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,752 What? 191 00:21:21,754 --> 00:21:24,355 I meant to give it... 192 00:21:24,357 --> 00:21:28,993 - What? - Sorry, sorry. 193 00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,628 Sorry don't cut it. 194 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:34,365 Oh, poo. I'm poo. 195 00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:37,635 Poo? 196 00:21:37,637 --> 00:21:40,774 - How much did you see? - Hmm? 197 00:21:42,307 --> 00:21:43,742 What? 198 00:21:45,945 --> 00:21:47,781 The baby. 199 00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:52,282 What? 200 00:21:52,284 --> 00:21:54,818 The baby. 201 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:58,088 - Yeah. - It was a seed. 202 00:21:58,090 --> 00:21:59,089 What? 203 00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:01,257 Poo. 204 00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:02,359 Oh, poo. 205 00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:04,293 Poo? Who is Poo? 206 00:22:04,295 --> 00:22:07,330 - Hey, who the fuck is Poo? - I want... 207 00:22:07,332 --> 00:22:09,032 - I wanted... - What? 208 00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:10,434 I want... 209 00:22:10,436 --> 00:22:12,969 - What? - I want... 210 00:22:12,971 --> 00:22:16,173 I want... 211 00:22:16,175 --> 00:22:18,042 What? 212 00:22:18,044 --> 00:22:19,845 To shine. 213 00:22:22,915 --> 00:22:25,318 It's a little late for that now, ain't it? 214 00:22:27,719 --> 00:22:29,255 Please. 215 00:22:33,225 --> 00:22:35,059 Where you going? 216 00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,727 Shh. Shh. 217 00:22:37,729 --> 00:22:39,329 Oh, no, no, no, no. 218 00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:41,264 - One more minute. - Uh-uh. 219 00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:42,899 No, no, no, little missy. 220 00:22:42,901 --> 00:22:44,901 No, we ain't doing that. 221 00:22:44,903 --> 00:22:47,905 No, no, ma'am. 222 00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,973 Whoo! 223 00:22:49,975 --> 00:22:51,140 Wake up. 224 00:22:51,142 --> 00:22:56,045 Wake up. Open your eyes. 225 00:22:57,283 --> 00:23:01,318 Hey, open your fucking eyes. Come on. 226 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,156 Come on, come on. 227 00:23:05,757 --> 00:23:08,958 Rise and shine, little camper. 228 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,261 I'm so thirsty. 229 00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:13,667 You are? 230 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:17,434 Poor baby. 231 00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:20,137 Yeah. Poor baby. 232 00:23:20,139 --> 00:23:24,073 Poor, poor, poor baby. 233 00:23:24,075 --> 00:23:25,943 Yeah. 234 00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:29,783 Poor baby, baby, oh, baby. 235 00:23:31,851 --> 00:23:36,453 Poor baby want a bottle to suck on? 236 00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:39,956 - I'm so thirsty. - Yeah, well, lookie here. 237 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:43,359 I got a bottle for baby right here. 238 00:23:43,361 --> 00:23:46,966 Lookie here, lookie here. Move your head. 239 00:23:50,369 --> 00:23:55,505 I cleaned it, filled it up with sweet milk just for baby. 240 00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:58,474 - I'm so thirsty. - Oh, I know. 241 00:23:58,476 --> 00:24:01,244 Take the bottle, baby. 242 00:24:01,246 --> 00:24:03,347 Take the bottle. 243 00:24:03,349 --> 00:24:06,917 Take... Take the fucking bot... 244 00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:08,822 Take the fucking bottle, baby! 245 00:24:10,022 --> 00:24:12,222 Get the fuck off. Fuck off. 246 00:24:12,224 --> 00:24:14,323 - Don't. Don't go. - Get... You're fucked up. 247 00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:18,097 Don't go, don't go, don't go. 248 00:24:20,064 --> 00:24:22,166 Then take the bottle. 249 00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:24,234 I don't want to. 250 00:24:24,236 --> 00:24:28,105 Yeah, you do. Just take the bottle. 251 00:24:28,107 --> 00:24:29,438 Okay. 252 00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:34,177 Oh, yeah! 253 00:24:34,179 --> 00:24:36,946 There you go. 254 00:24:36,948 --> 00:24:41,284 Suckle your bottle, baby. That's right. 255 00:24:41,286 --> 00:24:43,253 Suckle, suckle. 256 00:24:43,255 --> 00:24:46,956 Let me hear that sweet suckling sound. 257 00:24:52,464 --> 00:24:53,897 Ohh! 258 00:24:53,899 --> 00:24:55,001 Goddamn it! 259 00:24:56,168 --> 00:24:58,467 Ah! You fucking bitch! 260 00:24:58,469 --> 00:25:01,274 Goddamn it! Fuck! 261 00:25:03,441 --> 00:25:04,810 Sorry. 262 00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,318 Stupid fuck! 263 00:25:21,493 --> 00:25:23,062 Sorry. 264 00:25:26,364 --> 00:25:27,400 Hi. 265 00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:31,201 Hi. 266 00:25:31,203 --> 00:25:34,307 Will you untie me? 267 00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:38,641 You don't know who I am, do you? 268 00:25:38,643 --> 00:25:41,280 I know who you are. 269 00:25:45,551 --> 00:25:47,283 Who are you? 270 00:25:47,285 --> 00:25:49,421 Who the fuck do you think I am? 271 00:25:55,026 --> 00:25:59,865 Please go away. I'm not feeling so good. 272 00:26:02,234 --> 00:26:05,202 Oh, I ain't going nowhere. 273 00:26:05,204 --> 00:26:08,842 I had a great time. I'll call you, okay? 274 00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:16,915 Open your goddamn eyes! 275 00:26:19,184 --> 00:26:21,385 Okay, take what you want. 276 00:26:21,387 --> 00:26:23,552 Open your fucking eyes! 277 00:26:23,554 --> 00:26:26,490 You don't know me, get it? 278 00:26:26,492 --> 00:26:28,958 Open your goddamn eyes! 279 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,661 Take what you want and go. 280 00:26:31,663 --> 00:26:34,997 Tommy. I ain't never met no chick named Tommy. 281 00:26:34,999 --> 00:26:36,265 That's a boy's name. 282 00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:39,336 You some kinda lesbian or something? 283 00:26:39,338 --> 00:26:40,670 Huh? Answer me. 284 00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:43,439 - Are you a fish eater? - No. 285 00:26:43,441 --> 00:26:45,141 No, what? 286 00:26:45,143 --> 00:26:47,511 No, I'm not a lesbian. 287 00:26:47,513 --> 00:26:51,214 No. It's no, sir. You do not answer with no. 288 00:26:51,216 --> 00:26:54,551 You say, "No, sir." Got it? The answer is sir. 289 00:26:54,553 --> 00:26:58,021 No, sir, sir. 290 00:26:58,023 --> 00:27:01,524 Speak when spoken to. 291 00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:04,630 - Speak, I say, when spoken to. - Yes, sir. 292 00:27:11,536 --> 00:27:12,971 Suck my dick. 293 00:27:15,107 --> 00:27:18,077 Don't look at me like that. Suck my dick. 294 00:27:19,143 --> 00:27:20,609 Please. 295 00:27:20,611 --> 00:27:23,413 Take anything you want, please. 296 00:27:23,415 --> 00:27:24,513 I can't do this. 297 00:27:24,515 --> 00:27:26,249 You can do it. 298 00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:31,357 Just pretend it's a bottle for poor little baby. 299 00:27:34,293 --> 00:27:35,759 Don't you fucking look at me like that, bitch. 300 00:27:35,761 --> 00:27:37,360 You look at me like that again, 301 00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:39,061 I'm gonna fuck you so hard up the ass, 302 00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:41,697 shit's gonna fly out your eyes, you understand me? 303 00:27:41,699 --> 00:27:44,303 Fucking whore. 304 00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:48,304 Suck it, whore. 305 00:27:48,306 --> 00:27:50,107 That's it. 306 00:27:50,109 --> 00:27:53,045 Fucking suck it, you goddamn cunt. 307 00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:02,654 Oww! Oww! 308 00:28:04,622 --> 00:28:05,722 Shit! 309 00:28:05,724 --> 00:28:08,457 Oww! Fuck! 310 00:28:19,571 --> 00:28:21,040 Fucking bitch! 311 00:28:22,775 --> 00:28:24,276 Fucking cunt! 312 00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:28,313 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 313 00:28:33,217 --> 00:28:35,188 Come here. Come here! 314 00:28:37,255 --> 00:28:39,156 Come here! 315 00:28:39,158 --> 00:28:43,193 You do not bite a man's fucking dick 316 00:28:43,195 --> 00:28:46,299 and expect to go about your business! 317 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,283 Get your fucking ass in here. 318 00:29:06,517 --> 00:29:08,685 Get your ass in here. 319 00:29:10,589 --> 00:29:12,789 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 320 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,292 Oh, wakey, wakey! 321 00:29:15,294 --> 00:29:18,594 Wakey, wakey! Wakey, wakey! 322 00:29:18,596 --> 00:29:21,430 Get your face in there. 323 00:29:21,432 --> 00:29:23,366 No, what are you doing? Don't fucking drink it. 324 00:29:23,368 --> 00:29:25,135 No! Don't you fucking drink it. 325 00:29:25,137 --> 00:29:27,103 I didn't say you could fucking drink. 326 00:29:27,105 --> 00:29:29,138 I didn't say you could fucking drink. 327 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:32,577 You don't drink until I say you can fucking drink! 328 00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:39,381 Now no more Mr. Nice Guy. 329 00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:57,167 Call 911! 330 00:29:57,169 --> 00:30:00,337 Call 911! Somebody! 331 00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:01,737 Call 911! 332 00:30:01,739 --> 00:30:03,506 Hee hee! Whoo! 333 00:30:03,508 --> 00:30:05,407 Help me! 334 00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:10,813 Oh, Jesus! Oh, help me! Call 911! 335 00:30:10,815 --> 00:30:16,785 Help me! Help! Help me! Help! 336 00:30:16,787 --> 00:30:18,824 Bam! 337 00:30:23,262 --> 00:30:25,896 Uh-oh. 338 00:30:25,898 --> 00:30:29,735 Not a knight in sight. 339 00:30:32,638 --> 00:30:35,741 Looks like it's just you and me. 340 00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:46,550 You ready to obey Daddy? 341 00:30:46,552 --> 00:30:49,388 Hmm? Huh? 342 00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:53,860 What? Huh? 343 00:30:57,361 --> 00:30:58,598 Yes. 344 00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:07,670 I want you to crawl over to me, huh? 345 00:31:07,672 --> 00:31:10,206 Crawl on over, little puppy dog. 346 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,242 Crawl, puppy. 347 00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:15,278 Crawl, puppy. There you go. Stop. 348 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,883 Stop right there. 349 00:31:20,886 --> 00:31:23,219 You thirsty? 350 00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:25,789 You want some water? 351 00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:27,827 Yeah? Yeah? 352 00:31:31,897 --> 00:31:34,664 Well, let's go get some water. 353 00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:37,234 Come on, doggie. 354 00:31:37,236 --> 00:31:38,467 Come on. 355 00:31:38,469 --> 00:31:40,270 Come on, little doggie. 356 00:31:40,272 --> 00:31:42,805 Come on, come on. 357 00:31:42,807 --> 00:31:44,573 Come on. 358 00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:47,944 Com on, puppy, puppy, puppy. Come on, look right here. 359 00:31:47,946 --> 00:31:51,615 Here's your bowl. Here's your bowl. 360 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:56,820 Now I want you to pant like a dog and beg for it, bitch. 361 00:31:56,822 --> 00:31:57,987 Beg for it. 362 00:31:57,989 --> 00:31:59,455 Come on. 363 00:31:59,457 --> 00:32:00,659 Beg for it, goddamn it! 364 00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:23,780 Oh, I guess you don't want no water, do you, huh? 365 00:32:23,782 --> 00:32:26,718 You know what? I bet you're hungry though. 366 00:32:29,287 --> 00:32:32,321 I want you to crawl like a kitty cat over to that bowl 367 00:32:32,323 --> 00:32:34,491 and eat your food. 368 00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:37,026 Come on, kitty cat, crawl over there. 369 00:32:37,028 --> 00:32:40,296 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 370 00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:42,965 Come on, crawl over there. Come on, kitty! 371 00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:45,601 Whoo! Whoo! Come on! 372 00:32:45,603 --> 00:32:47,303 Whoo! 373 00:32:47,305 --> 00:32:49,938 Come on, kitty, lick it up, lick it up! 374 00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:51,977 Come on, you're too slow. 375 00:32:54,746 --> 00:32:57,480 Mmm! Uh, uh, uh! 376 00:32:57,482 --> 00:33:00,820 You spit it up, you gonna eat it off the goddamn floor. 377 00:33:04,755 --> 00:33:08,792 Is it good? Is it good? 378 00:33:08,794 --> 00:33:10,659 Sing that song. 379 00:33:10,661 --> 00:33:13,929 Sing that little kitty cat song. You know, the one from the TV. 380 00:33:13,931 --> 00:33:16,565 Come on, sing the song. 381 00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:18,534 Sing the goddamn song. Sing it! 382 00:33:18,536 --> 00:33:22,071 ♪ Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow ♪ 383 00:33:22,073 --> 00:33:24,340 Sing it. You know the one. 384 00:33:24,342 --> 00:33:25,708 I don't know it. 385 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:29,079 Sing the goddamn song! Everybody knows it! 386 00:33:29,081 --> 00:33:31,915 ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow ♪ 387 00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:37,587 Yeah. Do the little dance. Go on. 388 00:33:37,589 --> 00:33:38,788 ♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪ 389 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:41,791 Louder. Louder, goddamn it! 390 00:33:41,793 --> 00:33:44,727 ♪ Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow ♪ 391 00:33:44,729 --> 00:33:47,664 Come on! Come on, kitty. Come get your food. 392 00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,965 Come and get your food. Whoo! 393 00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:52,101 Come on! Come get your food. 394 00:33:54,005 --> 00:33:56,773 - Come on, come on. - ♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪ 395 00:33:56,775 --> 00:34:01,543 Follow me, kitty. Follow me. Follow the food. 396 00:34:01,545 --> 00:34:04,380 ♪ Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow ♪ 397 00:34:04,382 --> 00:34:08,083 - Crawl, goddamn it! - ♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪ 398 00:34:10,622 --> 00:34:12,088 Come on, faster! 399 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:14,490 ♪ Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow ♪ 400 00:34:17,561 --> 00:34:19,095 Whoo! 401 00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:21,698 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 402 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,133 Come on, goddamn it! You're too slow. 403 00:34:24,135 --> 00:34:29,104 ♪ Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow ♪ 404 00:34:29,106 --> 00:34:32,041 Shut up. Shut up. Get on this table. 405 00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:33,642 Get on this goddamn table. 406 00:34:33,644 --> 00:34:38,448 Get your fucking ass on this table. Come on. 407 00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:44,053 That was good singing. That was good singing. 408 00:34:44,055 --> 00:34:46,655 Pretty good singing. 409 00:34:46,657 --> 00:34:49,825 But now I want you to turn over. 410 00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:52,195 Turn over. Get it up. 411 00:34:52,197 --> 00:34:54,530 Shake your ass in the air. 412 00:34:54,532 --> 00:34:57,402 Wave it like you just don't care. 413 00:34:59,637 --> 00:35:02,073 Shake it. Shake it! 414 00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:05,643 All right, stop. Stop shaking. 415 00:35:06,845 --> 00:35:09,381 Just be still. Be real still. 416 00:35:12,751 --> 00:35:15,888 I wanna get a good look at your ass. 417 00:35:41,479 --> 00:35:43,946 You know what? 418 00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:45,948 I don't think your asshole is big enough 419 00:35:45,950 --> 00:35:48,617 for my big honking dick! 420 00:35:51,923 --> 00:35:55,791 I think you might need surgery. 421 00:35:55,793 --> 00:35:57,729 Stay right there. 422 00:36:04,903 --> 00:36:07,870 Think you might need surgery 423 00:36:07,872 --> 00:36:10,740 to make your asshole big enough. 424 00:36:10,742 --> 00:36:12,841 Mm-mm-mm! 425 00:36:12,843 --> 00:36:16,111 Uh! Uh-oh. 426 00:36:16,113 --> 00:36:18,717 What do we got here? 427 00:36:23,021 --> 00:36:26,789 Now, I'm gonna be your doc. 428 00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:30,894 Unless you can prove to me that your A-hole is big enough. 429 00:36:30,896 --> 00:36:32,794 It's big enough. 430 00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:35,099 - What's that? - It's big enough. 431 00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:39,167 - What's big enough? - My asshole's big enough. 432 00:36:39,169 --> 00:36:42,972 - It looks smaller than it is. - Huh? 433 00:36:42,974 --> 00:36:45,774 Your asshole's big enough? How do you know it's big enough? 434 00:36:45,776 --> 00:36:47,544 'Cause I've been done up the butt. 435 00:36:47,546 --> 00:36:50,914 Oh, yeah? Yeah? 436 00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:52,948 I didn't hear you. You get it together. 437 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:55,017 Get it together, bitch, or I'm gonna rip you a new asshole. 438 00:36:55,019 --> 00:36:56,753 How do you know it's big enough? 439 00:36:56,755 --> 00:36:58,320 Some guy fucked me up the ass with a big hard cock. 440 00:36:58,322 --> 00:37:03,026 - Ooh, yeah! Are you a whore? - Yes! I'm a whore! 441 00:37:03,028 --> 00:37:06,765 - What do whores like to eat? - Cock. They like to eat cock. 442 00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:13,635 Good job. 443 00:37:13,637 --> 00:37:16,004 Good job. 444 00:37:16,006 --> 00:37:18,874 See how nice I am, huh? 445 00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:21,813 When you treat me with a little bit of respect? 446 00:37:24,215 --> 00:37:27,283 See how nice I am? Come on, let's get that off you. 447 00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:29,188 Let's get that off. 448 00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:34,823 Now I want you to flip over, 449 00:37:34,825 --> 00:37:39,762 lay down, drop your ass. 450 00:37:39,764 --> 00:37:41,164 Come on. 451 00:37:43,034 --> 00:37:47,070 Now, I gotta take a piss, 452 00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:49,941 and you're the piss hole. 453 00:37:51,742 --> 00:37:53,778 Open your mouth. 454 00:37:57,381 --> 00:37:58,584 Open your mouth. 455 00:38:01,986 --> 00:38:05,254 Open your fucking mouth! Whoo! Whoo! 456 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,392 Whoo! Whoo! 457 00:38:10,394 --> 00:38:13,028 Coming to get you! I'm coming to get you! 458 00:38:16,901 --> 00:38:19,736 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 459 00:38:19,738 --> 00:38:21,970 Crawl away, crawl away! 460 00:38:21,972 --> 00:38:24,841 Goddamn it. Look what you fucking made me do. 461 00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:27,175 Goddamn it! 462 00:38:27,177 --> 00:38:29,711 Here I am! Here I... 463 00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,349 Oh, shit! 464 00:38:44,262 --> 00:38:46,097 Fucking bitch! 465 00:39:14,358 --> 00:39:16,158 Hey. 466 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,296 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 467 00:39:20,298 --> 00:39:22,131 You wake up, wake up. 468 00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:24,434 No, no, no, no. Wake up, wake up, wake up. 469 00:39:24,436 --> 00:39:26,903 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 470 00:39:26,905 --> 00:39:28,336 Oh, shit! Wake up, wake up, 471 00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:30,942 I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Fuck. 472 00:39:32,477 --> 00:39:34,376 Oh, shit. 473 00:39:34,378 --> 00:39:37,982 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 474 00:39:40,117 --> 00:39:42,320 Fuck! Fuck! 475 00:40:40,778 --> 00:40:43,815 I'm beginning to feel better. 476 00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:13,975 What are you gonna make me do next? 477 00:41:13,977 --> 00:41:15,813 Smell your socks? 478 00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:22,385 Shut the fuck up, 479 00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,921 or I'm gonna rip that fucking tongue out your mouth. 480 00:41:24,923 --> 00:41:27,222 Well, la-dee-da. 481 00:41:27,224 --> 00:41:28,825 What'd you say? 482 00:41:28,827 --> 00:41:33,428 La... dee... da. 483 00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:35,463 What the fuck's that supposed to mean? 484 00:41:35,465 --> 00:41:39,137 La-dee-da is what it means, how it sounds, Mr. Daddio. 485 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,476 You wipe that goddamn smile off your face! 486 00:41:46,977 --> 00:41:49,077 Huh?! 487 00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:52,381 Now are we communicating here? 488 00:41:52,383 --> 00:41:55,318 I do the talking, got it? 489 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,885 Little Miss Fucking... 490 00:41:56,887 --> 00:41:59,155 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 491 00:41:59,157 --> 00:42:01,289 Look at me when I'm fucking... Goddamn it. Hey, hey! 492 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,461 Ah, shit. Fuck. Fuck! 493 00:42:05,463 --> 00:42:08,497 Hey, dumbshit, hit me again. 494 00:42:08,499 --> 00:42:10,066 Shut the fuck up. 495 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:12,635 What are you gonna do, knock me out? 496 00:42:12,637 --> 00:42:16,472 I never thought I'd meet a bigger loser than me. 497 00:42:16,474 --> 00:42:19,341 Come again? 498 00:42:19,343 --> 00:42:21,176 I was talking to myself. 499 00:42:21,178 --> 00:42:22,945 If I'd meant for you to hear me, 500 00:42:22,947 --> 00:42:26,582 I would've spoken clearly and directly to you. 501 00:42:26,584 --> 00:42:28,584 Shut the fuck up, or I swear to God, 502 00:42:28,586 --> 00:42:30,887 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 503 00:42:30,889 --> 00:42:32,655 Now we're getting somewhere, dumbshit. 504 00:42:32,657 --> 00:42:34,423 May I call you dumbshit? 505 00:42:34,425 --> 00:42:36,124 From your dumbfounded look, I'd say the name fits. 506 00:42:36,126 --> 00:42:37,926 Is it your name? 507 00:42:37,928 --> 00:42:40,562 Did your folks call you "dumb" or just "shit" for short? 508 00:42:40,564 --> 00:42:42,564 I bet you were a slow learner. 509 00:42:42,566 --> 00:42:45,533 I peg you for a faggot. Little boy fucker. 510 00:42:45,535 --> 00:42:47,970 Look at our pride and joy, our little faggot moron. 511 00:42:47,972 --> 00:42:49,504 Our little piece of shit that your mom created 512 00:42:49,506 --> 00:42:52,374 during a motherfucking, father-eating bowel movement. 513 00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:53,910 Bet you came out of her hot, stinking anus 514 00:42:53,912 --> 00:42:55,410 as a lovely piece of corn-filled shit. 515 00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:57,079 Your daddy fucked your mom up the ass 516 00:42:57,081 --> 00:42:59,481 because, like you, he was a fag! 517 00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:02,651 And your mother dug it because she didn't like to be looked at! 518 00:43:02,653 --> 00:43:05,553 Oh, yes! That feels great. 519 00:43:05,555 --> 00:43:09,225 Oh, fucking dumbshit. 520 00:43:09,227 --> 00:43:12,327 Fuck! Shut the fuck up! 521 00:43:12,329 --> 00:43:13,963 You shut the fuck up, or I'm gonna kill you! 522 00:43:13,965 --> 00:43:15,965 - I swear to Christ! - Then do it! 523 00:43:15,967 --> 00:43:18,267 Jesus Christ, just do it! 524 00:43:18,269 --> 00:43:20,568 You talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. 525 00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:23,305 Do it. Grab your knife and cut my fucking face off. 526 00:43:23,307 --> 00:43:27,209 You fucking sicko. You're a goddamn sicko. 527 00:43:27,211 --> 00:43:29,979 Chop me up and fuck my bloody pussy. 528 00:43:29,981 --> 00:43:33,048 You need help. You need fucking help. 529 00:43:33,050 --> 00:43:34,383 You're all talk and no action. What are you? 530 00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:37,253 What is it that you call yourself? 531 00:43:37,255 --> 00:43:39,655 A torturer? God, my brother could do better than that. 532 00:43:39,657 --> 00:43:43,392 Why don't you make me suck up your loogies or something? 533 00:43:43,394 --> 00:43:45,260 I fuck whores like you. 534 00:43:45,262 --> 00:43:46,662 It's been forever, and you haven't raped me yet. 535 00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:48,564 What are you waiting for, big man? 536 00:43:48,566 --> 00:43:50,636 Did I hurt your tiny pee-wee? 537 00:43:51,702 --> 00:43:53,338 This what you want? Huh? 538 00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:59,508 You want some? You want some fucking dick? 539 00:43:59,510 --> 00:44:03,579 I'm gonna teach you some fucking respect. 540 00:44:03,581 --> 00:44:05,381 Huh? 541 00:44:05,383 --> 00:44:08,017 Huh? Okay. 542 00:44:08,019 --> 00:44:10,088 I'm gonna fucking teach you... 543 00:44:18,563 --> 00:44:21,530 Yeah! Huh? How you like that, cunt? 544 00:44:21,532 --> 00:44:24,733 Oh, yeah, give it to me, baby. Fuck me hard! Rape me! 545 00:44:24,735 --> 00:44:27,068 I am fucking you. I'm fucking you now. 546 00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:29,137 I'm raping you now, bitch. 547 00:44:29,139 --> 00:44:31,140 You're not even inside me. 548 00:44:31,142 --> 00:44:33,642 You have to get a hard-on before you can fuck, lover boy. 549 00:44:33,644 --> 00:44:35,477 I'm fucking you. 550 00:44:35,479 --> 00:44:37,379 I'm fucking you, and you know it! 551 00:44:37,381 --> 00:44:40,483 I feel a little squishy thing mushing up against me. 552 00:44:40,485 --> 00:44:44,088 I'm fucking raping you. I'm raping you. 553 00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:47,555 - Okay. - I'm raping you. 554 00:44:47,557 --> 00:44:50,329 - You're raping me. - I'm fucking raping you! 555 00:45:12,650 --> 00:45:16,251 You call that rape? 556 00:45:20,691 --> 00:45:25,061 That's the funniest thing I've ever experienced. 557 00:45:25,063 --> 00:45:27,262 - Shut up. - "I'm raping you." 558 00:45:27,264 --> 00:45:29,398 Oh, my God. "I'm raping you!" 559 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,200 - Shut up! - "Oh, oh!" 560 00:45:32,702 --> 00:45:35,437 Maybe you should change your profession. 561 00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:38,209 Or grow a bigger dick. 562 00:45:44,648 --> 00:45:47,749 Huh? Huh? 563 00:45:47,751 --> 00:45:51,454 You want something hard in your cunt, bitch? Huh? 564 00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:52,821 I'll fucking do it. 565 00:45:52,823 --> 00:45:54,523 - Give it to me. - I'll fucking do it! 566 00:45:54,525 --> 00:45:56,191 Give it to me, you little piece of shit. 567 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:21,053 Kill me or get the fuck out of my house. 568 00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:27,823 Come here. Get your fucking ass over there. 569 00:46:27,825 --> 00:46:29,524 Sit down! 570 00:46:29,526 --> 00:46:30,695 Stay! 571 00:46:36,867 --> 00:46:38,666 Where the fuck are you? 572 00:46:38,668 --> 00:46:41,672 Where the fuck are you? 573 00:46:47,211 --> 00:46:48,313 What time is it? 574 00:46:49,914 --> 00:46:51,446 What time is it? 575 00:46:51,448 --> 00:46:54,316 Got somewhere to be? 576 00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:56,785 Fucking clock. Where's the fucking clock in here? 577 00:46:59,157 --> 00:47:00,923 Where's the goddamn clock? Shut up! 578 00:47:11,269 --> 00:47:14,673 Who doesn't have a fucking clock in their goddamn kitchen? 579 00:47:34,425 --> 00:47:36,858 What time is it?! 580 00:47:45,235 --> 00:47:48,205 I swear to God. I swear to God. 581 00:47:50,508 --> 00:47:53,408 Well, I'm sorry, Millie, but I don't know what to do. 582 00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:35,917 ♪ Aha, look what I found ♪ 583 00:48:35,919 --> 00:48:39,421 Ooh, you found a piece of paper. 584 00:48:39,423 --> 00:48:42,591 It's your suicide note. 585 00:48:42,593 --> 00:48:43,795 No, it's not. 586 00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,731 Then what is it? 587 00:48:49,733 --> 00:48:52,367 It's a stupid piece of fucking paper. 588 00:48:52,369 --> 00:48:56,504 "Ice cubes in ice trays that won't come out 589 00:48:56,506 --> 00:49:01,309 no matter how hard I bang-bang the ice. 590 00:49:01,311 --> 00:49:03,479 The ice bangs me. 591 00:49:03,481 --> 00:49:05,580 We have babies. 592 00:49:07,385 --> 00:49:11,519 A funny fan of melty bobbies. When I'm a bad girl..." 593 00:49:11,521 --> 00:49:12,588 I wrote it. 594 00:49:12,590 --> 00:49:13,888 "I call in sick to work." 595 00:49:13,890 --> 00:49:16,358 I wrote it I know what it says. 596 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,794 "I take off into another pasture 597 00:49:19,796 --> 00:49:23,932 by passing sexy ministers, shooting... 598 00:49:23,934 --> 00:49:27,468 shouting, 'Get back here, young lady.' 599 00:49:29,773 --> 00:49:33,941 I hear unborn children whispering my name. 600 00:49:33,943 --> 00:49:37,412 Tommy, Tommy. 601 00:49:37,414 --> 00:49:42,684 I gabble babble backwards." 602 00:49:42,686 --> 00:49:44,086 What the fuck is a gabble? 603 00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:47,622 It's nothing. It's nothing but babble. 604 00:49:47,624 --> 00:49:53,961 "I gabble babble backwards. I won't go into wombs." 605 00:49:53,963 --> 00:49:55,863 Wombs? 606 00:49:55,865 --> 00:49:58,334 Wombs. 607 00:49:58,336 --> 00:50:00,001 I won't go into wombs. 608 00:50:00,003 --> 00:50:01,937 Jesus, give it to me. 609 00:50:01,939 --> 00:50:03,037 No. 610 00:50:03,039 --> 00:50:05,043 Give it to me. I'll read it. 611 00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:17,753 "I won't go into wombs. That might ruin your opinion. 612 00:50:17,755 --> 00:50:20,555 Why can't you keep your legs shut?" 613 00:50:20,557 --> 00:50:21,890 Gabble babble, gabble babble. 614 00:50:21,892 --> 00:50:23,758 Hey, it ain't easy to catch a ride." 615 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,059 Nope. You're skipping over the parts you don't like. 616 00:50:25,061 --> 00:50:26,662 - No, I didn't. - You're skipping. 617 00:50:26,664 --> 00:50:29,530 - No, I didn't. - Give me the fucking note. 618 00:50:29,532 --> 00:50:31,367 Gimme the note. Gimme the note. 619 00:50:31,369 --> 00:50:34,937 Goddamn it! No! Don't you fucking do it. 620 00:50:34,939 --> 00:50:38,506 Don't you fuck... Ow! You bitch! 621 00:50:38,508 --> 00:50:40,776 Let go, let go. I said fucking let go. 622 00:50:40,778 --> 00:50:43,912 Let go! God... Don't you fucking... 623 00:50:43,914 --> 00:50:44,948 Ah! 624 00:50:54,492 --> 00:50:57,425 Stay. 625 00:50:57,427 --> 00:50:59,330 Be nice. 626 00:51:04,968 --> 00:51:06,604 Now you fucked it all up. 627 00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:12,173 Where were we? 628 00:51:12,175 --> 00:51:15,644 "My daddy?" Uh-oh. 629 00:51:15,646 --> 00:51:17,079 Getting good. 630 00:51:17,081 --> 00:51:19,814 "My daddy stands in the shadows 631 00:51:19,816 --> 00:51:23,651 where all dads go when their daughters grow breasts." 632 00:51:23,653 --> 00:51:25,019 Give it to me. 633 00:51:25,021 --> 00:51:27,088 Uh-uh, uh-uh. 634 00:51:27,090 --> 00:51:29,658 - "I go out walking..." - Give it to me! 635 00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:32,160 - "and my tits..." - Give it to me! 636 00:51:32,162 --> 00:51:33,896 - Give it to me. - Whoo hoo hoo! 637 00:51:33,898 --> 00:51:35,963 My titties get hard! 638 00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:37,534 You wanna read it? 639 00:51:39,135 --> 00:51:40,736 Yes. 640 00:51:40,738 --> 00:51:41,970 Say pretty please. 641 00:51:41,972 --> 00:51:43,504 Pretty please. 642 00:51:43,506 --> 00:51:46,908 - With a cherry on top. - With a cherry on top. 643 00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:48,646 Sit down. 644 00:52:06,930 --> 00:52:09,997 Take it. 645 00:52:09,999 --> 00:52:11,600 "I walk down to the river 646 00:52:11,602 --> 00:52:13,001 to swim naked with blue-eyed Johnny. 647 00:52:13,003 --> 00:52:14,602 He says I'm pretty. He throws me a biscuit, 648 00:52:14,604 --> 00:52:15,803 and I waggity-wag my way home." 649 00:52:15,805 --> 00:52:18,106 - Slow down. - "My name, my name. 650 00:52:18,108 --> 00:52:19,874 It ain't easy to catch a sold-out ride for two 651 00:52:19,876 --> 00:52:21,542 - when you're on your own kid." - Slow down. 652 00:52:21,544 --> 00:52:23,144 "There's no time to make that call. 653 00:52:23,146 --> 00:52:25,180 Don't get caught with your ass hanging out. 654 00:52:25,182 --> 00:52:29,751 I am me no more. I fly the coop to Nevada. 655 00:52:29,753 --> 00:52:31,186 My name, my name. 656 00:52:31,188 --> 00:52:33,187 I don't recognize the person I've become. 657 00:52:33,189 --> 00:52:35,657 I have to gabble faster. Who am I? 658 00:52:35,659 --> 00:52:37,959 I forget the question and gabble-babble backwards. 659 00:52:37,961 --> 00:52:41,629 Elbab, elbag, elbab. My name, my name, my name. 660 00:52:41,631 --> 00:52:43,030 You wanna keep living? 661 00:52:43,032 --> 00:52:44,733 Then for Christ's sakes, keep going. 662 00:52:44,735 --> 00:52:47,936 I have to rest. Oh, no. I come to the dark staircase. 663 00:52:47,938 --> 00:52:50,771 I go down. Someone with my voice whispers my name. 664 00:52:50,773 --> 00:52:53,675 I turn around and run up the stairs, through the hallway, 665 00:52:53,677 --> 00:52:55,979 out to room, where my tasks are waiting." 666 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,577 Farewell. 667 00:53:39,923 --> 00:53:41,590 Don't you have anything better to do 668 00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:44,225 than to analyze that stupid note? 669 00:53:44,227 --> 00:53:46,327 - It ain't stupid to you. - Is too. 670 00:53:46,329 --> 00:53:48,229 - Is not. - God, I'm sick of you. 671 00:53:48,231 --> 00:53:50,164 I'm sick of you. Way more fucking sick of you. 672 00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:51,332 Then leave! 673 00:53:51,334 --> 00:53:54,702 Screw you. Waiting on my ride. 674 00:53:54,704 --> 00:53:56,338 Your ride? 675 00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:58,840 Yeah, my fucking ride. My buddy's coming to get me. 676 00:53:58,842 --> 00:54:01,742 Oh, shut up. 677 00:54:01,744 --> 00:54:04,146 You got a ride? 678 00:54:04,148 --> 00:54:07,282 What, "Pick me up in a couple hours?" 679 00:54:09,186 --> 00:54:12,019 That's so pathetic. 680 00:54:12,021 --> 00:54:13,588 It ain't like that. 681 00:54:13,590 --> 00:54:15,222 You gonna fucking wish you were dead when he... 682 00:54:15,224 --> 00:54:19,063 When what? When your ride gets here? 683 00:54:23,867 --> 00:54:26,938 Laugh all you want to, bitch. I ain't going nowhere. 684 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:39,984 You think too much. That's your problem. 685 00:54:42,052 --> 00:54:44,251 If I got this note, I'd throw it away. 686 00:54:44,253 --> 00:54:46,954 I wouldn't keep it. You wanna know why? 687 00:54:46,956 --> 00:54:50,725 'Cause it don't make no fucking sense. 688 00:54:50,727 --> 00:54:52,361 It means nothing. 689 00:54:52,363 --> 00:54:56,298 Nothing in this note tells why you're killing yourself. 690 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:58,767 You might as well have left nothing, not a goddamn anything 691 00:54:58,769 --> 00:55:00,401 because I'll tell ya, if I got this note, 692 00:55:00,403 --> 00:55:02,004 I'd be pissed. 693 00:55:02,006 --> 00:55:03,872 And then I'd drive myself fucking crazy 694 00:55:03,874 --> 00:55:07,242 trying to figure out some shit that don't make no sense. 695 00:55:07,244 --> 00:55:08,943 It's not a suicide note. 696 00:55:08,945 --> 00:55:12,079 - Oh, no? - No. It's a journal entry. 697 00:55:12,081 --> 00:55:13,749 Then why'd you leave it? 698 00:55:13,751 --> 00:55:17,854 I left it in lieu of a suicide note. 699 00:55:20,023 --> 00:55:22,390 That is so fucked. 700 00:55:22,392 --> 00:55:24,392 That is so fucked up. 701 00:55:24,394 --> 00:55:27,898 You couldn't take the time to write a suicide note? 702 00:55:32,369 --> 00:55:34,236 You're writing a note. 703 00:55:34,238 --> 00:55:36,271 No, I'm not. 704 00:55:36,273 --> 00:55:38,707 Oh, yes, you are. 705 00:55:38,709 --> 00:55:44,379 You are writing a goddamn suicide note. 706 00:55:44,381 --> 00:55:45,950 Huh? 707 00:55:48,452 --> 00:55:49,621 Write. 708 00:56:01,131 --> 00:56:03,198 Write. 709 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,332 No. 710 00:56:04,334 --> 00:56:06,204 - Write! - No! 711 00:56:09,405 --> 00:56:11,375 I'll write it. 712 00:56:23,753 --> 00:56:27,021 "I feel... 713 00:56:27,023 --> 00:56:31,028 awful about this." 714 00:56:37,034 --> 00:56:41,135 "I don't want... 715 00:56:41,137 --> 00:56:45,075 to not see you." 716 00:56:47,443 --> 00:56:53,347 "It has nothing... 717 00:56:53,349 --> 00:56:57,421 to do with you." 718 00:56:59,856 --> 00:57:03,425 "I'm... 719 00:57:03,427 --> 00:57:05,363 selfish." 720 00:57:07,164 --> 00:57:09,196 "And... 721 00:57:09,198 --> 00:57:11,399 I killed... 722 00:57:11,401 --> 00:57:13,337 a baby." 723 00:57:16,405 --> 00:57:18,173 I didn't kill a baby. 724 00:57:18,175 --> 00:57:21,376 Yes, you did. 725 00:57:21,378 --> 00:57:23,912 "I killed a baby. 726 00:57:23,914 --> 00:57:26,184 My baby." 727 00:57:28,385 --> 00:57:33,421 "I dream about that baby. 728 00:57:33,423 --> 00:57:35,993 Baby Bill." 729 00:57:43,099 --> 00:57:45,867 "You see, 730 00:57:45,869 --> 00:57:51,106 my guilt over killing... 731 00:57:51,108 --> 00:57:56,378 poor Baby Bill... 732 00:57:56,380 --> 00:58:01,850 made me do it." 733 00:58:01,852 --> 00:58:03,885 No one will believe that. 734 00:58:03,887 --> 00:58:05,387 We'll see. 735 00:58:05,389 --> 00:58:08,122 No one. That's not even my handwriting. 736 00:58:08,124 --> 00:58:10,559 Maybe you had someone else fucking write it for you. 737 00:58:10,561 --> 00:58:13,928 - Yeah, right. - Shut up. 738 00:58:13,930 --> 00:58:17,869 "I know you love me." 739 00:58:20,871 --> 00:58:23,571 "I love you too. 740 00:58:23,573 --> 00:58:27,341 But Baby Bill..." 741 00:58:27,343 --> 00:58:29,443 - Jesus. - What? 742 00:58:29,445 --> 00:58:32,012 There is no Baby Bill. 743 00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:34,048 Just shut up and let me think. 744 00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,852 I'm not dead. I don't need a stupid note if I'm not dead. 745 00:58:36,854 --> 00:58:38,620 - You're gonna die, all right. - When? 746 00:58:38,622 --> 00:58:40,254 - When? - When I'm done! 747 00:58:40,256 --> 00:58:42,392 You'll die when I'm fucking done! Shut up! 748 00:58:49,066 --> 00:58:52,470 "I love you guys." 749 00:58:55,505 --> 00:59:01,041 "But I have to go see... 750 00:59:01,043 --> 00:59:04,114 Baby Bill." 751 00:59:17,526 --> 00:59:20,227 - Copy that in your own writing. - No. 752 00:59:20,229 --> 00:59:21,595 - Do it. - No. 753 00:59:21,597 --> 00:59:23,064 No! 754 00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:25,369 You wanna die, then fucking do it. 755 00:59:27,371 --> 00:59:29,206 Oh, Jesus. 756 00:59:42,184 --> 00:59:44,051 I can't leave this. 757 00:59:44,053 --> 00:59:45,086 Yes, you can. 758 00:59:45,088 --> 00:59:46,687 I never killed a baby. 759 00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:48,025 Yes, you did. 760 00:59:51,494 --> 00:59:53,495 It was a little egg. 761 00:59:53,497 --> 00:59:55,132 So what? Eggs grow. 762 00:59:56,365 --> 00:59:57,966 I'm not leaving this note. 763 00:59:57,968 --> 01:00:00,135 - Why not? - Because it isn't mine. 764 01:00:00,137 --> 01:00:02,437 - It's yours. - So? 765 01:00:02,439 --> 01:00:04,271 Jesus, I've leave my own damn note. 766 01:00:04,273 --> 01:00:05,472 Fine. 767 01:00:05,474 --> 01:00:06,943 Goddamn. 768 01:00:19,488 --> 01:00:22,894 "I don't like myself. Goodbye." 769 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,394 You don't like yourself? 770 01:00:26,396 --> 01:00:29,196 Gee, I thought people that killed themselves 771 01:00:29,198 --> 01:00:31,066 liked themselves. 772 01:00:31,068 --> 01:00:34,369 The note's supposed to say why. Why you don't like you. 773 01:00:34,371 --> 01:00:35,970 The note's supposed to say goodbye. 774 01:00:35,972 --> 01:00:37,604 You're supposed to say goodbye. 775 01:00:37,606 --> 01:00:39,573 Goodbye to all the dumb fucks that's gonna miss you. 776 01:00:39,575 --> 01:00:42,176 The note clearly says goodbye! 777 01:00:42,178 --> 01:00:44,579 Fine. 778 01:00:44,581 --> 01:00:46,517 We'll leave my note. 779 01:00:52,722 --> 01:00:56,293 I can't write with a fucking pencil! 780 01:01:00,262 --> 01:01:02,198 Let me find a pen. 781 01:01:15,012 --> 01:01:19,381 Why, oh, why do I want to die? Maybe because my life sucks. 782 01:01:19,383 --> 01:01:21,385 "Uh, my life sucks." 783 01:01:24,755 --> 01:01:27,388 "I don't exercise. 784 01:01:27,390 --> 01:01:29,090 I smoke a lot. 785 01:01:29,092 --> 01:01:31,191 I don't bathe. 786 01:01:31,193 --> 01:01:33,561 For weeks. 787 01:01:33,563 --> 01:01:36,296 I drink soda 788 01:01:36,298 --> 01:01:40,068 and eat ice-cream first thing in the morning. 789 01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:43,570 Sometimes I pee in the tub." 790 01:01:43,572 --> 01:01:46,376 That's gross. 791 01:01:49,345 --> 01:01:53,347 "My family thinks I'm sweet. 792 01:01:53,349 --> 01:01:55,617 I only have sex 793 01:01:55,619 --> 01:01:59,053 when... I'm... 794 01:01:59,055 --> 01:02:01,256 drunk. 795 01:02:01,258 --> 01:02:03,725 People don't know me. 796 01:02:03,727 --> 01:02:06,530 I am alone." 797 01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:16,704 "I don't drink water. 798 01:02:16,706 --> 01:02:19,673 I pick my nose. 799 01:02:19,675 --> 01:02:23,680 I daydream creepy crap." 800 01:02:27,284 --> 01:02:30,285 "I don't recycle. 801 01:02:30,287 --> 01:02:33,754 Not once have I started... 802 01:02:33,756 --> 01:02:38,492 a separate box for cans. 803 01:02:38,494 --> 01:02:42,830 I am not anyone, anywhere... 804 01:02:42,832 --> 01:02:47,604 I ever wanted to be." 805 01:02:55,878 --> 01:02:58,680 Why don't you put your cans in a separate box? 806 01:02:58,682 --> 01:03:00,582 I don't give a fuck about cans! 807 01:03:00,584 --> 01:03:02,350 I keep writing the same goddamn sentence 808 01:03:02,352 --> 01:03:05,519 of the same goddamn ways I want my life to change. 809 01:03:05,521 --> 01:03:07,354 And for about two seconds, 810 01:03:07,356 --> 01:03:09,457 I am ready to do something extraordinary. 811 01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:11,626 And then I ask myself, "What do I have to offer?" 812 01:03:11,628 --> 01:03:13,461 Not a goddamn thing. 813 01:03:13,463 --> 01:03:16,196 I had big expectations. 814 01:03:16,198 --> 01:03:17,798 Big. 815 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,267 Huge. 816 01:03:19,269 --> 01:03:22,202 Shiny ones. 817 01:03:22,204 --> 01:03:24,571 I am not the same girl who passed out 818 01:03:24,573 --> 01:03:26,274 trying to break the Laura Ingalls Wilder 819 01:03:26,276 --> 01:03:28,510 Elementary School record for the extended arm hang. 820 01:03:28,512 --> 01:03:30,879 I broke that record by two whole seconds. 821 01:03:30,881 --> 01:03:32,713 And look at me now! 822 01:03:32,715 --> 01:03:36,383 My life goals are reduced to recycling cans 823 01:03:36,385 --> 01:03:39,155 and watching less TV! 824 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:48,495 So you're a lazy couch potato. Big fucking whoop. 825 01:03:48,497 --> 01:03:50,865 You don't get it. 826 01:03:50,867 --> 01:03:53,434 Yeah, I get it. 827 01:03:53,436 --> 01:03:55,637 You're stupid. 828 01:03:55,639 --> 01:03:58,939 Stupid shit gets to stupid bitches like you. 829 01:03:58,941 --> 01:04:03,847 And I fantasize about people dying. 830 01:04:08,318 --> 01:04:10,751 Like murdering people? 831 01:04:10,753 --> 01:04:12,589 Yes. 832 01:04:15,358 --> 01:04:17,528 It's my wedding day. 833 01:04:22,298 --> 01:04:25,399 I'm all... pretty 834 01:04:25,401 --> 01:04:29,336 in a beautiful white dress. 835 01:04:29,338 --> 01:04:33,541 I'm at the church waiting for my family 836 01:04:33,543 --> 01:04:36,447 and fiancé Peter to arrive. 837 01:04:38,514 --> 01:04:40,414 I'm there early 838 01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:46,220 to get the photos of just me out of the way. 839 01:04:46,222 --> 01:04:49,457 It is now time for my family and finance to arrive, 840 01:04:49,459 --> 01:04:52,827 but they don't. 841 01:04:52,829 --> 01:04:55,296 An hour goes by. 842 01:04:55,298 --> 01:04:57,731 My bridesmaid Cindy grows a little concerned about them, 843 01:04:57,733 --> 01:05:00,434 but I figure my mom or Peter 844 01:05:00,436 --> 01:05:02,303 forgot something on the way to the church, 845 01:05:02,305 --> 01:05:05,907 or maybe there was an accident on the highway. 846 01:05:05,909 --> 01:05:09,644 The wedding guests begin to arrive. 847 01:05:09,646 --> 01:05:12,914 I stand primping in a private room. 848 01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:16,751 Thirty minutes pass. It is now time for the ceremony. 849 01:05:16,753 --> 01:05:19,419 I remain cheerful, knowing that my family and finance 850 01:05:19,421 --> 01:05:21,958 will be arriving very soon. 851 01:05:23,994 --> 01:05:27,394 The best man, Peter, and Cindy walk in. 852 01:05:27,396 --> 01:05:29,530 Their eyes are watery. 853 01:05:29,532 --> 01:05:33,300 Cindy speaks to me softly. 854 01:05:33,302 --> 01:05:35,403 "There's been a terrible accident." 855 01:05:35,405 --> 01:05:37,472 I say, "Oh, I figured they were stuck in traffic. 856 01:05:37,474 --> 01:05:39,941 When will they be here?" 857 01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:43,811 She says, "No, they were involved in an accident. 858 01:05:43,813 --> 01:05:46,513 In a car crash." 859 01:05:46,515 --> 01:05:49,050 My eyes widen. 860 01:05:49,052 --> 01:05:51,722 "Are they okay? Is anyone hurt?" 861 01:05:53,523 --> 01:05:56,423 "I don't know how else to say this, but... 862 01:05:56,425 --> 01:05:57,860 they all died." 863 01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:00,730 I'm stunned. 864 01:06:02,765 --> 01:06:08,505 "Who? Who exactly was in the car?" 865 01:06:10,439 --> 01:06:15,609 "Your mom and dad and brother... 866 01:06:15,611 --> 01:06:17,445 and Peter. 867 01:06:17,447 --> 01:06:19,782 They all died." 868 01:06:24,921 --> 01:06:27,088 The best man whispers, 869 01:06:27,090 --> 01:06:30,691 "There was another car involved in the accident." 870 01:06:30,693 --> 01:06:34,062 "Was it a drunk driver?" I ask. 871 01:06:34,064 --> 01:06:36,030 "No. 872 01:06:36,032 --> 01:06:38,032 Your grandfather was driving." 873 01:06:38,034 --> 01:06:40,501 "Oh, God. 874 01:06:40,503 --> 01:06:42,706 Is he okay?" 875 01:06:44,441 --> 01:06:46,474 "No. 876 01:06:46,476 --> 01:06:48,443 He died." 877 01:06:48,445 --> 01:06:51,012 "Was Grandma in the car?" 878 01:06:51,014 --> 01:06:52,814 He nods his head yes. 879 01:06:52,816 --> 01:06:55,716 "Along with your Aunt Sandy, Uncle Barney, 880 01:06:55,718 --> 01:06:57,954 and Buck, the family dog." 881 01:07:00,122 --> 01:07:05,492 "My whole family, fiancé, and dog are dead?" I mumble. 882 01:07:05,494 --> 01:07:07,697 "I need some air." 883 01:07:10,834 --> 01:07:15,635 I must walk through all the people in order to get outside. 884 01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:17,571 All eyes are on me. Every guest stares at me 885 01:07:17,573 --> 01:07:23,410 with every ounce of pity and compassion they can muster. 886 01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:27,582 They take me home. They put me to bed. 887 01:07:27,584 --> 01:07:30,050 They make me tea and chicken soup. 888 01:07:30,052 --> 01:07:31,619 No one takes their presents back, 889 01:07:31,621 --> 01:07:34,955 so for weeks, I'm opening up gifts. 890 01:07:34,957 --> 01:07:37,158 A real juicer. 891 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:41,729 Silverware that matches. Pretty glassware. 892 01:07:41,731 --> 01:07:44,030 When I go through a phase of not bathing and being really mean, 893 01:07:44,032 --> 01:07:45,533 everyone completely understands. 894 01:07:45,535 --> 01:07:47,068 No one would dare to be mean to me 895 01:07:47,070 --> 01:07:50,807 without looking and feeling like really bad person. 896 01:07:52,675 --> 01:07:57,077 Although they want me better years and years and years later, 897 01:07:57,079 --> 01:08:02,749 deep in their hearts, they know that if they'd lost what I had, 898 01:08:02,751 --> 01:08:05,586 they would have no reason to go on. 899 01:08:05,588 --> 01:08:08,088 And so they call me strong, 900 01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:12,929 even though all I do is eat, sleep, and smell bad. 901 01:08:18,634 --> 01:08:21,137 That never really happened, right? 902 01:08:24,139 --> 01:08:25,705 No. 903 01:08:25,707 --> 01:08:28,042 Well, what about the baby? 904 01:08:28,044 --> 01:08:31,145 What? 905 01:08:31,147 --> 01:08:32,613 The baby you killed? 906 01:08:32,615 --> 01:08:33,948 I didn't kill a baby. 907 01:08:33,950 --> 01:08:35,516 I had an abortion. 908 01:08:35,518 --> 01:08:37,118 It was on its way to being a baby. 909 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,720 - It was an egg. - Eggs hatch. 910 01:08:39,722 --> 01:08:41,122 If I'd have known you'd love my egg so goddamn much, 911 01:08:41,124 --> 01:08:42,957 I would've given it to you to sit on. 912 01:08:42,959 --> 01:08:45,927 I don't give a fuck about the egg! 913 01:08:45,929 --> 01:08:48,462 All right, it just makes more sense, that's all. 914 01:08:48,464 --> 01:08:50,230 None of this other shit makes any sense. 915 01:08:50,232 --> 01:08:51,899 You don't save cans. 916 01:08:51,901 --> 01:08:55,669 You fucking get off on crashes. Big whoop-dee-whoop. 917 01:08:55,671 --> 01:08:59,474 I didn't expect my dark side to outdo yours. 918 01:08:59,476 --> 01:09:03,077 For normal people, I would be considered sick. 919 01:09:03,079 --> 01:09:07,047 Ho ho ho. Don't be saying I'm more sick than you are. 920 01:09:07,049 --> 01:09:11,017 That is bullshit. You don't know nothing about me. 921 01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:15,489 I think I have a pretty good idea of who you are. 922 01:09:15,491 --> 01:09:18,892 Yeah? Who am I? 923 01:09:18,894 --> 01:09:22,698 You probably have mother issues. 924 01:09:25,768 --> 01:09:27,168 Meaning? 925 01:09:27,170 --> 01:09:31,972 Meaning that you hate your mother. 926 01:09:31,974 --> 01:09:33,608 Ehhh! 927 01:09:33,610 --> 01:09:35,176 I love my mama, 928 01:09:35,178 --> 01:09:38,078 more than anyone in this stinking world. 929 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,946 Then you hate your dad. 930 01:09:39,948 --> 01:09:42,585 Everybody hates their dad! 931 01:09:54,531 --> 01:09:58,199 I peg you for a good ol' humble county boy, 932 01:09:58,201 --> 01:09:59,967 lifting weights in your crappy little yard, 933 01:09:59,969 --> 01:10:01,569 thinking if you're tough enough, 934 01:10:01,571 --> 01:10:04,905 you'll get through life without getting beat on. 935 01:10:04,907 --> 01:10:09,610 Drinking beer, going to Friday night parties. 936 01:10:09,612 --> 01:10:11,611 Girls in tube tops and short skirts 937 01:10:11,613 --> 01:10:13,580 are impressed by your ass. 938 01:10:13,582 --> 01:10:14,981 But you can't look 'em in the eye, 939 01:10:14,983 --> 01:10:16,883 much less hold a conversation, 940 01:10:16,885 --> 01:10:19,223 so they end up fucking some other guy. 941 01:10:21,323 --> 01:10:23,024 You're relieved 942 01:10:23,026 --> 01:10:26,193 'cause you wouldn't know how to fuck. 943 01:10:26,195 --> 01:10:29,195 Wouldn't know what to do with that fucking tube top. 944 01:10:29,197 --> 01:10:34,935 Pull it up, push it down. 945 01:10:34,937 --> 01:10:37,837 You go home, curl up on your couch 946 01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:39,707 and suck on a beer like it's your cock, 947 01:10:39,709 --> 01:10:43,880 watching TV, wishing you were fucking asleep already. 948 01:10:48,918 --> 01:10:51,586 Shit. 949 01:10:51,588 --> 01:10:54,224 I can do better than that. 950 01:10:56,826 --> 01:11:00,627 I know chicks like you. 951 01:11:00,629 --> 01:11:02,128 Schoolteacher. 952 01:11:02,130 --> 01:11:04,864 Wrong. 953 01:11:04,866 --> 01:11:06,833 Secretary. 954 01:11:08,771 --> 01:11:10,904 This is stupid. You have no idea who I am. 955 01:11:10,906 --> 01:11:12,940 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Hah! 956 01:11:12,942 --> 01:11:16,743 You're a fucking secretary. Hah! Knew it. 957 01:11:16,745 --> 01:11:20,314 Acting all smart and shit. 958 01:11:20,316 --> 01:11:22,182 All wide-eyed, 959 01:11:22,184 --> 01:11:24,284 dressing like Alice in Wonderland, 960 01:11:24,286 --> 01:11:26,956 all sweet and nice and shit. 961 01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:35,061 What are you doing? 962 01:11:35,063 --> 01:11:36,999 I want to kiss you. 963 01:11:44,773 --> 01:11:46,273 Oh, you're too good for me. 964 01:11:46,275 --> 01:11:49,342 No. My mouth fucking hurts. 965 01:11:49,344 --> 01:11:51,011 I don't like when you talk like that. 966 01:11:51,013 --> 01:11:52,312 I don't like when you look at me like that. 967 01:11:52,314 --> 01:11:54,315 - Like what? - Like you want to hit me 968 01:11:54,317 --> 01:11:56,717 and kiss me at the same time. 969 01:11:56,719 --> 01:11:58,322 It's creepy. 970 01:13:53,536 --> 01:13:56,740 If you ate more often, I could get cozy with you. 971 01:14:03,845 --> 01:14:05,445 What, what, what, what? 972 01:14:05,447 --> 01:14:07,515 - I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold. - What's wrong? 973 01:14:07,517 --> 01:14:09,784 Christ, get me the fuck out of here! 974 01:14:09,786 --> 01:14:13,020 - Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. - What's wrong? 975 01:14:13,022 --> 01:14:15,388 What's the matter? What's wrong? What's wrong? 976 01:14:15,390 --> 01:14:18,525 - God. Oh, Jesus Christ. - What's wrong? 977 01:14:18,527 --> 01:14:21,060 - Get the fuck away from me. - What'd I do? 978 01:14:21,062 --> 01:14:24,198 Get the fuck away from me! Oh, Jesus Christ! 979 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:27,868 Just let me... Hey, hey, hey. 980 01:14:27,870 --> 01:14:30,136 - Don't do this. - Get the fuck away from me! 981 01:14:30,138 --> 01:14:33,807 Get the fuck away from me, you eunuch son of a bitch! 982 01:14:33,809 --> 01:14:35,909 Piece of fucking crap! 983 01:14:35,911 --> 01:14:37,211 Fuck! 984 01:14:37,213 --> 01:14:39,846 You wanted me! You fucking wanted me! 985 01:14:39,848 --> 01:14:42,382 - You fucking eunuch! - You fucking wanted me! 986 01:14:42,384 --> 01:14:45,953 I'm raping you with my tiny, little, itty-bitty weenie. 987 01:14:45,955 --> 01:14:48,024 You motherfucker! 988 01:14:49,892 --> 01:14:52,226 Hit me again. 989 01:14:52,228 --> 01:14:54,994 Hit me again, you piece of shit! 990 01:14:54,996 --> 01:14:56,997 - You promised me! - You're fucking ruining it! 991 01:14:56,999 --> 01:14:59,499 You promised to kill me if I wrote it. 992 01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:01,435 You promised me! 993 01:15:01,437 --> 01:15:03,904 You promised me to kill me if I wrote it! 994 01:15:03,906 --> 01:15:06,172 I fucking can't! I can't! 995 01:15:06,174 --> 01:15:08,508 I can't kill you, okay? 996 01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:11,281 I can't fucking kill you! 997 01:16:13,276 --> 01:16:16,513 My mama was big and fucking beautiful. 998 01:16:20,249 --> 01:16:24,418 My old man was always giving her shit. 999 01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:26,153 Make her sleep on the couch 1000 01:16:26,155 --> 01:16:29,092 'cause he hated to fucking look at her. 1001 01:16:33,696 --> 01:16:37,000 One night he gets a call from the bar up the street. 1002 01:16:41,336 --> 01:16:44,605 He drags me out of bed. 1003 01:16:44,607 --> 01:16:46,943 Makes me come with him. 1004 01:16:49,512 --> 01:16:52,613 We walk in the bar and... 1005 01:16:52,615 --> 01:16:56,516 I see my mama... 1006 01:16:56,518 --> 01:16:59,455 butt-naked on the pool table. 1007 01:17:03,058 --> 01:17:05,059 She's got her legs spread wide open, 1008 01:17:05,061 --> 01:17:07,197 some dude's fucking her. 1009 01:17:09,231 --> 01:17:12,568 And all these other dudes standing around, jacking off. 1010 01:17:14,370 --> 01:17:16,736 And they're chanting, 1011 01:17:16,738 --> 01:17:19,472 "Fuck the fat mama. Fuck the fat mama. 1012 01:17:19,474 --> 01:17:21,443 Fuck the fat mama." 1013 01:17:26,482 --> 01:17:30,050 I thought they was hurting her, but they weren't hurting her. 1014 01:17:30,052 --> 01:17:32,685 She was moaning, but it was the kind of moaning a chick makes 1015 01:17:32,687 --> 01:17:35,057 when she's digging it. 1016 01:17:39,728 --> 01:17:43,133 And I felt my fucking dick swell. 1017 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,604 I remember thinking, "That is fucked up." 1018 01:17:53,642 --> 01:17:55,342 My daddy hands me the keys. 1019 01:17:55,344 --> 01:17:59,482 He said, "Take the fat circus cunt home." 1020 01:18:01,549 --> 01:18:05,386 So I'm driving her in the truck, 1021 01:18:05,388 --> 01:18:08,021 She's hammered, and she says, "Take me out to the lake." 1022 01:18:08,023 --> 01:18:11,961 So I'm like, "What the fuck?" I take her out to the lake. 1023 01:18:14,530 --> 01:18:16,499 And we're sitting there and... 1024 01:18:20,603 --> 01:18:23,736 she starting talking about how horny she gets, 1025 01:18:23,738 --> 01:18:26,340 and how my daddy never touches her. 1026 01:18:26,342 --> 01:18:28,708 Never looks at her. 1027 01:18:28,710 --> 01:18:32,445 Never sucks on her titties. 1028 01:18:32,447 --> 01:18:34,681 The next thing I know, 1029 01:18:34,683 --> 01:18:36,816 I took my pants off and my tight-ass underwear, 1030 01:18:36,818 --> 01:18:39,656 and I leaned over, and I sucked her titty. 1031 01:18:44,727 --> 01:18:47,530 I could've sucked that titty forever. 1032 01:18:53,235 --> 01:18:56,235 I rolled over on top of her, 1033 01:18:56,237 --> 01:18:59,708 and she felt like a big pillowy cloud. 1034 01:19:03,211 --> 01:19:05,645 Her legs were spread wide open, 1035 01:19:05,647 --> 01:19:07,381 and my cock slipped inside of her, 1036 01:19:07,383 --> 01:19:09,083 and I kept on sucking her titty, 1037 01:19:09,085 --> 01:19:14,587 and I started riding her and riding her and riding her. 1038 01:19:14,589 --> 01:19:16,824 And her pussy got all tight around my dick, 1039 01:19:16,826 --> 01:19:20,293 and she screamed, and I came in her. 1040 01:19:20,295 --> 01:19:23,066 I came right inside my own mama. 1041 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:31,307 That was the greatest night of my life. 1042 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:37,778 And I remember driving us back home, 1043 01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:40,279 and I'm thinking to myself, "I'm gonna marry her. 1044 01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:43,684 I'm gonna marry her and take her away from my sick-ass old man, 1045 01:19:43,686 --> 01:19:46,587 and we're gonna fuck and suck forever 1046 01:19:46,589 --> 01:19:51,225 'cause deep down in my heart, I know... I know it's right, 1047 01:19:51,227 --> 01:19:53,360 and I know we're fucking made for each other, 1048 01:19:53,362 --> 01:19:56,299 and it's true love, and we fucking fit." 1049 01:20:03,839 --> 01:20:05,775 When we got home... 1050 01:20:08,878 --> 01:20:12,913 she was too heavy for me to carry in. 1051 01:20:12,915 --> 01:20:16,483 I was too weak. 1052 01:20:16,485 --> 01:20:20,756 She was passed out, so I just left her in the truck. 1053 01:20:29,365 --> 01:20:31,166 Next morning... 1054 01:20:33,369 --> 01:20:37,173 I woke up to my sister screaming, just screaming. 1055 01:20:40,476 --> 01:20:42,842 She's screaming in the carport. 1056 01:20:42,844 --> 01:20:46,779 And I run out there, and the beam's broke. 1057 01:20:46,781 --> 01:20:48,681 The beam in the doorway's broke 1058 01:20:48,683 --> 01:20:53,287 'cause my mama tried to hang herself on it. 1059 01:20:53,289 --> 01:20:55,692 She tried to hang herself on it. 1060 01:20:58,494 --> 01:20:59,825 And when that didn't work, 1061 01:20:59,827 --> 01:21:04,898 she sucked on the tailpipe of the truck. 1062 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:06,436 She... 1063 01:21:23,751 --> 01:21:25,921 She was so fucking beautiful. 1064 01:21:27,656 --> 01:21:30,760 She was so fucking beautiful. 1065 01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:33,830 My mama. 1066 01:21:35,798 --> 01:21:37,534 My mama. 1067 01:21:39,835 --> 01:21:42,338 She was so fucking beautiful. 1068 01:21:44,372 --> 01:21:46,739 And that night for me was like a heaven experience, 1069 01:21:46,741 --> 01:21:48,007 and she fucking ruined it. 1070 01:21:48,009 --> 01:21:51,677 She ruined it! She fucking ruined it! 1071 01:21:51,679 --> 01:21:53,680 'Cause all the dumb fucks out there 1072 01:21:53,682 --> 01:21:55,815 and all their fucking rules 1073 01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:57,618 about what's right and what's wrong. 1074 01:21:57,620 --> 01:22:00,921 And they fucking judge you, and they fucking... 1075 01:22:00,923 --> 01:22:03,523 Makes you feel bad. 1076 01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:06,392 And they fucking judge you about what's right and what's wrong. 1077 01:22:06,394 --> 01:22:07,927 And all that shit you feel? 1078 01:22:07,929 --> 01:22:10,596 All that shit that you feel down deep inside 1079 01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:12,899 is all bullshit. 1080 01:22:12,901 --> 01:22:14,967 It's all just bullshit that's been handed down 1081 01:22:14,969 --> 01:22:17,506 from the beginning of time. 1082 01:22:46,934 --> 01:22:48,638 Will you untie me? 1083 01:22:54,643 --> 01:22:56,546 Will you untie me? 1084 01:23:15,964 --> 01:23:18,998 Your hands asleep? 1085 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,600 Yeah. 1086 01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:22,537 God, I hate that. 1087 01:23:57,539 --> 01:23:58,907 Do you... 1088 01:24:02,111 --> 01:24:05,881 Before I go to bed, when I'm alone, I get this... 1089 01:24:08,150 --> 01:24:12,354 I witness who I am, and who I'm not. 1090 01:24:15,022 --> 01:24:16,823 I feel this separation, 1091 01:24:16,825 --> 01:24:21,798 like seeing someone you used to be really good friends with. 1092 01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,734 No one is or has ever been here 1093 01:24:27,736 --> 01:24:30,073 because I've been over there. 1094 01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,477 I haven't actually... 1095 01:24:38,946 --> 01:24:40,749 existed. 1096 01:24:43,050 --> 01:24:45,685 I know that. 1097 01:24:45,687 --> 01:24:47,924 I know that place. I know. 1098 01:24:54,429 --> 01:24:57,631 You're lucky 'cause at least you're here and there 1099 01:24:57,633 --> 01:24:59,135 in the same room. 1100 01:25:05,206 --> 01:25:09,074 I'm never here. 1101 01:25:09,076 --> 01:25:13,548 I can't tell you how far away I go. 1102 01:25:15,217 --> 01:25:17,754 I go so far. 1103 01:25:21,924 --> 01:25:24,093 So far it hurts. 1104 01:25:26,461 --> 01:25:29,762 It hurts. 1105 01:25:29,764 --> 01:25:31,099 Hey. 1106 01:25:34,836 --> 01:25:36,535 Hey. 1107 01:25:36,537 --> 01:25:38,137 - Hey! - Shit. 1108 01:25:38,139 --> 01:25:40,006 Jesus Christ. 1109 01:25:40,008 --> 01:25:42,141 Fuck. 1110 01:25:42,143 --> 01:25:45,011 Where the fuck have you been? 1111 01:25:45,013 --> 01:25:47,950 Out fucking around. 1112 01:25:51,519 --> 01:25:54,221 I've been waiting on your ass all goddamn night, 1113 01:25:54,223 --> 01:25:56,256 sitting there. 1114 01:25:56,258 --> 01:26:00,961 Well, this place was a fucking bitch to find. 1115 01:26:00,963 --> 01:26:02,764 Speaking of which... 1116 01:26:06,535 --> 01:26:08,137 Hey, bitch. 1117 01:26:12,174 --> 01:26:14,043 Frank, let's just go, man. 1118 01:26:15,911 --> 01:26:18,144 Fuck her, man. 1119 01:26:18,146 --> 01:26:19,980 I'm hungry, man. Let's fucking go. 1120 01:26:19,982 --> 01:26:23,149 She's too skinny anyway. 1121 01:26:23,151 --> 01:26:26,986 Looks like somebody had some fun. 1122 01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:31,725 Don't you fucking look at me, you fucking cunt. 1123 01:26:31,727 --> 01:26:34,761 Frank, let's fucking blow this place, man. 1124 01:26:34,763 --> 01:26:37,129 I've got cabin fever up in in here. 1125 01:26:37,131 --> 01:26:40,667 Hey, bitch. 1126 01:26:40,669 --> 01:26:46,273 My buddy didn't rape you, did he? 1127 01:26:46,275 --> 01:26:48,975 Frank, man, let's just go. 1128 01:26:48,977 --> 01:26:50,843 Just fucking go, man. 1129 01:26:50,845 --> 01:26:53,515 Just fucking get something fresh. 1130 01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:56,486 Yeah. 1131 01:26:59,187 --> 01:27:00,723 Yeah. 1132 01:27:03,659 --> 01:27:05,561 Let's go. 1133 01:27:07,329 --> 01:27:08,965 Psych! 1134 01:27:11,666 --> 01:27:13,268 You're fucking dead. 1135 01:27:14,803 --> 01:27:16,002 Frank... 1136 01:27:16,004 --> 01:27:17,904 Shut the fuck up! 1137 01:27:17,906 --> 01:27:20,774 I haven't been driving around all fucking night, 1138 01:27:20,776 --> 01:27:25,211 looking for this goddamn cunt's house on... 1139 01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:27,180 fucking... 1140 01:27:27,182 --> 01:27:29,248 "Crabapple Road." 1141 01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:31,284 Not apple, 1142 01:27:31,286 --> 01:27:34,119 not pineapple, not fucking banana, 1143 01:27:34,121 --> 01:27:37,023 but Crabapple Road 1144 01:27:37,025 --> 01:27:41,127 to wish this bitch a fucking good night. 1145 01:27:41,129 --> 01:27:42,131 Get her! 1146 01:27:45,232 --> 01:27:46,235 Grab her! 1147 01:27:50,906 --> 01:27:54,577 Hey, Bob, you feeling Greek tonight? 1148 01:28:07,321 --> 01:28:08,790 Ahh! 1149 01:28:12,259 --> 01:28:13,795 Hey, dumbshit. 1150 01:28:16,063 --> 01:28:17,830 Fucking bitch. 1151 01:28:17,832 --> 01:28:19,199 Ah, yeah! 1152 01:28:19,201 --> 01:28:22,168 Home again, home again, jiggity-jig! 1153 01:28:22,170 --> 01:28:25,939 You fucking bitch. 1154 01:28:25,941 --> 01:28:28,074 Ohh! 1155 01:28:28,076 --> 01:28:31,046 Come on. 1156 01:28:33,348 --> 01:28:37,784 Come on. Ohh! Oh, you fucking bitch. 1157 01:28:37,786 --> 01:28:39,319 Ohh! 1158 01:28:39,321 --> 01:28:43,422 Come on, stop your squirming. 1159 01:28:43,424 --> 01:28:44,726 Come on. 1160 01:28:48,897 --> 01:28:51,131 That's it. 1161 01:28:51,133 --> 01:28:53,033 That's it. 1162 01:28:53,035 --> 01:28:55,334 That's it. 1163 01:28:55,336 --> 01:28:57,169 No!80263

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