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Original subtitles

Day after tomorrow

Are you all right, miss?

Here you have.

Good specialty. Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I'm so hungry. I hope you too.

A feast fit for a queen ...

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty amuses him ...

wretched miser.

A cheese sandwich in a candy store?

You call that dinner?

But Louise is imported cheese.

Is the best...

Tomorrow is payday. We will have fun.

�Regresa, Louise!

Milk.

- You feel good? - I feel Nom�s well.

How do you feel?

You do not sit there. It's dirty. Better sit here.

- You'll be more comfortable. - Thank you.

Thank you very much sir.

You do not want mustard?

It's very kind of you, sir.

Caring for a poor girl like me.

Is nothing.

Always use mustard ...

and I thought you'd want too ...

since you're eating my sandwich.

How kind you are!

I declare that there is something about you ...

that makes my little heart twists and turns.

Is incredible.

And you're amazing. Do you mind if I sit down?

It made me pass out if ...

Sr. Armstrong.

No no. My name Gamble.

- Craig Gamble. - You're kidding me.

I know it's Todd Armstrong.

I say my name is Craig Gamble.

Working with the Secret Intelligence Command.

What is your name, beautiful?

Diane.

Do you have something in your eye?

I have you.

I'll take care from now on, sweetie.

And I have a mother.

Fool. Not as a mother.

- A sister? - Keep talking.

What else is there?

Are you old enough to vote and do not know what else is there?

I want to say that...

Would you like to kiss me?

I love to kiss me.

In fact, I'm insatiable.

What does a girl like you ...

in such a beautiful place like this?

Why do not we go to your house ...

and we discussed it, darling?

Charm...

Let's go.

Well, we arrived.

Not Nob Hill, but it's comfortable.

It's like a little dream.

Yes, that's OK.

I will put your coat around here and ...

I cherish you'll ...

Dear, I feel warm without it.

But you enfriar�s.

It is very hot in here.

How can you sleep in a bed so narrow?

I have deep sleep.

I do not move too much.

Well, you're moving now.

Yes, you see ...

Want a drink?

Who needs it?

I thought maybe you want a drink because ...

Come here, Tigre.

Tiger?

I never believe in the Secret Intelligence Command.

Stay still, dear!

- Kiss Me! - Now I remember you!

You're on the team skate.

Now that's something.

I love you!

Come on, man!

I love you!

;I love you!

- �Igor! - �S�, Dr. Goldfoot?

Idiot!

- Did I do something wrong? - Something wrong?

You sent the wrong man, that you did wrong.

I love you!

I think!

That did?

Yes, that's Craig Gamble and does not have a penny.

But I thought ...

Thought. That's the problem.

Let me think and we will be much better.

Having created a creature so beautiful...

and wasting their ammunition in a beggar.

What a disgrace!

You're an idiot.

Calling number 11.

Do I hear, number 11?

Number 11, are poorly designed.

Pie.

You are...

the end... live.

So you try to a lady?

You trust and you try to abuse you.

-Oh, but I... - a wolf in sheep's clothing.

But Diane...

Stay with your dirty hands!

But Diane...

Snitch!

Au Secours! Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

What I did wrong?

Igor, I am beginning to regret...

of having revived.

Why?

You're inept, obtuse, crude...

gross, malagradecido...

little cooperator, rough...

Tosco, said Dr. Goldfoot.

And unnecessary.

But that got me by have unearthed to a gravedigger.

We are now seeing something.

That's the boyfriend that my computer chose to Diane...

and their paths cross now.

Ah, yes.

Do see? It was a natural mistake.

Igor...

Yes, Dr. Goldfoot?

Shut up.

Number 11.

Yes, Dr. Goldfoot.

I correct the stupid mistake that my assistant made.

-Give me your location. -Sloan near Nesbitt.

Thank you.

It is in the street Fancher.

Now it is moving away from it.

Igor, would like to do something constructive for a change?

Yes, sir.

Go to look for the numbers 1 to 9.

-I want to see this. -Yes, Sir.

Quickie.

1 to 9, arise.

Come on.

Let's go girls. Get together.

Pay attention.

Look at the monitor and learn something.

Number 11.

Kick the front wheel.

Now crouch ...

and review it.

How lucky you came, honey.

I completely flat.

I would not say that.

Wheel, boy, wheel.

Oh, disc�lpame.

I have a cat in the trunk.

It will not leak, honey.

Three is crowd, especially at this time.

And anyway I do not have a spare.

I really wanted an angel ...

it reached me to the garage.

Feel my wings and hop.

When people are nice to me ...

I am friendly with them, Todd Armstrong.

Todd Armstrong...

Do not break the spell.

Whoever you are, dear ...

I really could love.

Why did you take so long?

I knew the moment I saw.

Can I see your driver license please?

Something also hit me ...

like never before.

Do you believe in fate?

I believe in whatever brought us together.

Kiss Me.

Can you sign this, please?

You're an angel.

Angel your aunt.

- How are you? - Hi, how are you?

Can you please leave me?

Yes sir. Right away.

Yes Yes.

And then, while the convertible car ...

Mr. Armstrong runs through the streets ...

We said goodbye warmly.

And that's how he does an expert, my dear.

Thank you.

By the way, my dear.

If your suitor is married ...

or, excuse the expression ...

do you have a girlfriend...

I think this little gadget ...

will solve the problem easily.

Reg�lenle a su rival ...

a pair of these beautiful opera glasses.

The first thing you will naturally ...

is putting them to fit.

There are!

The blades are poisoned.

In a few seconds, no more rival.

Shut up.

Well, follow me.

Number 6.

Number 6, this computer will inform you ...

on everything you need to know ...

to talk intelligently with your rich surgeon ...

in Denmark.

Ten years of medicine in an easy tape.

- It is wonderful. - Yes.

- Let's see, number 8 - Number 8.

Number 8, this will doctrinar� on ...

state affairs for your Italian diplomat.

- It's fantastic. - You can repeat it.

9. What number are you doing there?

Good this...

- And good? - It was a quick job, sir.

The number 10 is in music instruction ...

and he was assigned to the English composer ...

Sir Benton Bixby-Brillwater.

I know, silly. I chose it!

Well, unplug it and see what he learned.

Yes sir.

�Det�nganse! �Couples!

All of you, stop!

Come on, information must be in one of the directories.

Did you notice in Sausalito?

And in San Jose?

I do not know his last name.

The only thing I have is Diane.

Come on, information you can find.

How many girls are called Diane?

Yes, Uncle Donald?

- Craig! - I am sorry.

Yes, Uncle Donald?

Come to my office. I want to talk to you.

Next, Uncle Donald.

Why it takes that ...?

�Craig!

Yes, Uncle Donald?

I am sorry.

Leave him alone!

With tousled free world ...

How can you sit in the office ...

fantasizing about a girl who stand in the confectionery?

I resent that you call "a girl" Uncle Donald.

It's a great lady with a lot of character.

Yesterday you said nothing of his character.

Only you spoke of her legs.

Uncle Donald, this is the truth.

Your career is the truth ...

and you're letting waste.

Sometimes I suspect that you forget you're a member ...

Secret Intelligence Command.

- You're a CSI man! - Yes, Uncle Donald.

"Yes, Uncle Donald". Come here.

Leave him alone!

You see these red flags?

They are trouble spots.

Southeast Asia, the Caribbean, the Congo.

Guess who is responsible.

- I? - I'm not talking Mickey Mouse.

CSI headquarters in Washington ...

Abernathy inspector hates us.

There is a red flag for him.

- Listen out. - Watch out, Uncle Donald.

It's your fault, Craig.

What is your code?

- Double "O" and a half. - Double "O" and a half.

And you consider yourself a secret agent.

Not even let you load a gun ...

until you have a digit and not a fraction.

And how you will achieve that, my dear Craig?

You will forget about the girls.

You will forget about the girls.

You will change all these red flags blue flags.

gay flags, double "O" and fourth.

- and a half, sir. - And fourth, sir.

Yes sir.

You know, it's funny. It never happened to me before.

�Pum! �Bingo!

- I can not believe it. - You're not drinking.

You want to hear my opinion ...

on international oil stocks?

Oh, that No. 11.

I wish I had her 12.

Are you as happy as I, my love?

I think so. I'm in orbit.

- Give to me. - You better scope me.

- Chin-chin. - Chin-chin.

Are not you drinking too much?

No, dear. I have not even begun.

- Chin-chin. - Chin-chin.

Are not you being filled with people here?

Why do not we go home?

I do not think you find it very romantic ...

in a lab.

�A laboratory?

I am an assistant to a mad scientist in a laboratory.

If you're not.

- You think I'm kidding? - Yes.

I'll show you.

There is, next to ...

Shut up, number 11.

Now I know that you drank too much.

Go to my house.

I could not go to the apartment of a gentleman ...

Unless we were married.

That's all I learned before I graduated ...

and I learned very well.

More reason to go to my apartment so you explain me.

I did not graduate.

Very good.

He is attacking to kill.

Oye.

This little piggy is very bare.

You need a ring.

A very large ring,.

Of course I will marry you!

Waiter, the bill!

He succeeded.

Chico, more ice, please.

�Chico?

Your.

I'll get it, ma'am.

Wait a minute.

�Oh, you!

You have touched the bottom.

- Journal, please. - Here you go sir.

Thank you.

�Diane!

How could you, Diane?

- What thing? - Nothing.

Listen!

I do not care that customers look ...

but it must be on the premises.

- Thank you. - Good good good.

Three pichoncitas about to try their wings.

Let's see. Number 3.

Brazilian coffee magnate, Mr. Ortega.

Number 7. Dutch Petrolero, Herr Van Der Veer.

It's about your size, dear. They make a cute couple.

Number 9. Swiss banker Von Webber.

Do all know what to do?

S�, Dr. Goldfoot.

Keep up the excellent example of the 11th ...

and all brides will.

Brides with money.

Soon. That is all.

Opera glasses almost forget ...

If found the opposition.

Remember?

Number 3.

Number 7.

And No. 9.

That is all for now.

I'll see you before you leave.

Right FACE!

Forward, march!

Dr. Goldfoot. Hence the number 12.

Number 12. Oh, Igor ...

this must be something special.

It is for the Spanish painter P�rez Pardo.

What is that?

I produced the site.

Where the action is, doctor?

Doctor? The embarr�.

Go back to the box!

I would be dead ... again.

Good day honey. Did you sleep well?

- I did not sleep at all. - That's terrible.

Hoping you'd better mood ...

that when we went to sleep.

I'm the same humor, and it's terrible.

I am sorry.

You should be.

We spent our wedding night with a screen between the two.

But Darling...

had no batteries charged.

The batteries were not ...

What wedding night.

Beautiful, I did not feel we were married ...

because you did not give me my wedding gift.

Wedding gift? He can not wait?

It's here, honey.

Are not you happy?

You do not even have to buy it.

They are my actions.

General Chemistry, South-Central Gas Transmission.

How did you open my safe?

Just sign.

But I do not have a pen.

If you have. Right here.

But I have nowhere to support.

This is flower honeymoon.

And do not forget Electricity Arapahoe.

Oh, no, no. Arapahoe electricity.

And if you want to be wonderfully ...

Wonderfully generous ...

What about the 28-story building ...

you have in East Poplar?

I'm sorry, but do not have it with me.

But you seek, right?

Look darling...

Do you mind telling me what are your plans now?

I have to go shopping.

Why do not you wake up as good executive ...

and you'll make more money?

Diane.

�Diane!

I do not know why fate always gives me his pants.

I'm a good guy. I try to do well.

I never forget Mother's Day.

�Diane!

�Diane!

I do not think we've met.

Unless ...

Were you one of the shareholders ...

who called my house Bloomsbuy?

Does the chemical? Perhaps the butcher?

The butcher? What's wrong, Diane?

I'm Craig Gamble, remember?

Not really, but I have a bad memory for faces.

Especially simple.

Ya basta, Diane.

What are you trying to make me? Come on.

Leave me alone!

But I have my car here.

That's enough!

Igor.

I think he's your friend, Mr. Gamble.

Come to the cord.

I think the number 11 has problems.

This is outrageous!

But I love you, Diane.

You're a vulgar!

Diane, I need you.

Number 11, come with me.

You will not do it!

Do not worry about your hand.

I have two vaults full of spare parts.

Let me see, let me see.

This is great.

27.OOO shares of the company General Chemical.

45.OOO shares of South Central Gas Transmission.

And 60.OOO Arapahoe Electricity shares.

That's the best. Now that's something.

Watch the road!

You're excellent, excellent're 11th.

I dont know. Suddenly I have a headache.

I think I forgot something.

Surely it is the nervous exhaustion ...

Having struggled with that awkward ...

on the sidewalk.

- This is all? - That's all, doctor.

Well, you forgot something.

Where is the legal power ...

to put everything on your behalf?

I knew that something was missing.

After all the information I gave, No. 11 ...

This is inexcusable.

I will not forget me, doctor.

Surely not, after you've disciplined in the chair.

- Oh, no, doctor. - Oh, s�.

Watch the road!

Let me clarify something ...

double "O" and fourth.

He left his hand.

Exact.

He is wearing a wedding ring.

He left his hand, Uncle Donald.

And he gushed confectionery milk.

Yes. Look, Uncle Donald ...

You could go to talk about this right now?

No. You can not come to talk about this ...

for I will not listen.

Uncle Donald, you can at least give me your opinion.

It's ok, I'll do it.

Are you crazy!

I think I told you not ...

Abernathy speaks.

�El inspector Abernathy en Washington?

- So is. - Excuse my screams ...

I'm on my way there.

- What did you say? - I want to know what's going on.

Do you think coming here to the coast?

I'll definitely there and want ...

I would love to see it.

An excellent job.

My office is an open book.

Okay, yes...

CEMETERY Goldfoot

I'll feed you later, Rasputin.

Good good good...

good good.

Let's see how it comes out the 12th ...

created by me ...

without your despicable interference.

Now that's what I wanted.

Yes, figure, color, balance.

Turn around, dear.

This time I spent, Igor.

The perfect match for P�rez Pardo.

Surely the artist he will answer ...

and will steal everything you own.

Hands off the merchandise.

Computer Number 4 ...

he will report on art appreciation.

- Connect it. - Yes sir.

Come on, mate.

�Lists for the trip, ladies?

Let's see, let's see.

Number 4, you have to marry ...

with Greek shipping magnate, Triombos ...

and No. 5 with the king of South African diamonds ...

Pierre Labomba.

Very good. It happens that these two gentlemen ...

They are already married...

but with my last device disposal wives ...

I will not have any problems.

What woman could resist a lipstick like this?

A tempting tone ...

smooth, creamy and glossy.

But when he puts on his lips ...

You see what happens?

It will disintegrate completely ...

and have the field all to you.

Igor will take them to the airport later.

So, good luck.

Remember ...

Goldfoot eyes are upon you.

Right FACE!

March forward!

- How often...? - On the 11th ...

I know it's none of my business, but I think he was punished enough.

More punishment could cause ...

permanent damage to their circuits and transistors ...

and then it would be useless.

You're probably right, but I hate to admit it.

Friend.

I hope this has made you realize ...

serious mistake you made by not bringing me ...

the legal power of Mr. Armstrong.

S�, Dr. Goldfoot.

Well, I'm glad you feel that way.

Do you think you can now get that role?

Igor will get other hand ...

and you will see that you are presentable ...

and I hope for your sake that do not disappoint me again.

I will not do it.

What does that body there?

- I do not know, sir. - Who?

I do not know, sir.

Es Eustace Wittlauffer.

What are you doing down here Wittlauffer Eustace?

Let's embalming.

Our special funeral, luxury 9895.

And that?

Someone must have been careless and car rolled down the ramp.

Well then I ru�dalo the embalming room.

And then takes the number 4 and 5 to the airport.

It is late but still time. I'll take care of the 11th.

- Rapidito! - Yes doctor.

Rapidito!

Quickie. That's all it says that man, quickie.

Uncle Donald! Uncle Donald!

It is a robot, Uncle Donald.

Is a robot!

It must be one of the singers next.

Do not worry about anything. It will not come here.

It is a robot, Uncle Donald.

Is a robot!

There you go. He saw?

- Oh, Uncle Donald! - Get off me, fool!

This is my nephew Craig Gamble.

- The inspector Abernathy. - How are you?

It's him, Igor!

It's the wizard that helps Dr. Goldfoot make robots!

Mr. Pevney, would not call this idiot nephew.

This idiot does not know what he says.

- He's been working hard. - No, Uncle Donald.

I saw it with Dr. Goldfoot! Is the...

Craig, whoa, whoa.

Are you.

How dangerous are.

Craig, why do not you go back to your office ...

and you take some aspirin?

- Take the whole bottle. - But Uncle Donald.

Dr. Goldfoot has magical powers.

- I know. - they could destroy the world.

You're doing your part. Get out of here.

- Stop bothering me! - Uncle Donald ...

Not have this against me, inspector ...

but I had to adopt my sister widow.

Could not. Could not...

�Inspector?

Oh, no.

�Oh, no!

I waited! Go to there.

Quick. Go to there.

Put your hands down.

Who?

Soy Todd Armstrong.

But who are you and what do in my apartment?

Let me present.

I put it in the ...

- Yeah. - I'm a CSI man.

I believe that. You want to get to the point?

Mr. Armstrong, I have news to him.

And?

- You'd better give him a drink. - He is very friendly.

And you better first take a good sip.

I will, I will.

- I'll be quick. - I hope so.

But not very sweet.

Mr. Armstrong, is married to a robot.

- He's a sick man. - It is legitimate and I can prove it.

Would he recognize the ring of his wife if he saw it?

- Of course. - Well, here you go.

�Sr. Armstrong?

Do not leave, Mr. Armstrong.

Mr. Armstrong, is not very nice.

React, Mr. Armstrong.

�Despi�rtese, Sr. Armstrong!

Toddsy, you promise not to sign anything?

After what you told me, do not be ind�culo.

That's the spirit.

That's the spirit, mate.

I know it's hard to accept, but why would you do ...

that Goldfoot was richer than it is already?

Exact.

- he stopped the elevator? - Yes, he stopped.

- Get on. - Do you want to help?

Now remember ...

Call me as soon as you give the pen.

And you'll stay still until you shine.

Good. Be careful.

It is dangerous, deceptive and sexy.

Oh, yes. Take it easy. I can handle this.

Prepare several glasses.

I have it.

- Hello dear. - Hello.

Good to be home.

I'll wear something more comfortable.

- Did you see what I saw? - I saw it.

Hi dear.

Hello!

Did you miss me, lovely?

If I missed?

If I missed? This will give you an idea.

Wait, I hear something ...?

What do you do?

Inventory for missing ...

any of the parts.

How much I missed.

I counted the minutes to be together again.

Am I being deceiving ears or actions are dancing?

No, but you're close.

Tell me, dear, what is it?

Nothing really.

Just another piece of paper that you forgot to sign.

�Craig!

What is the use?

I thought I would feel that.

You are the most beloved husband, sweetest ...

more wonderful than a girl can have.

- I am? - Signature below.

Excellent. Now you can see as soon as possible.

�Diane?

Wait, Diane.

Where do you think you are going?

Hey, come back!

�Diane!

It is wonderful, Igor. Simply wonderful.

Would not it be amazing if they were all like that?

Remember that was my idea ...

the machine were walking another half hour ...

before producing it.

Now we have all the actions Mr. Armstrong ...

and bonds and houses apartment and offices.

Don't forget their cattle ranches and their yachts.

It is our day, Iggy.

You said it, Dr G.

You forgot.

I'm sorry, Dr. Goldfoot. I'm really sorry.

It will not happen again.

-Do Dr. Goldfoot? -Yes?

Do you want to see something evil that I invented?

You invent something you want to show me, Igor?

-Yes, Sir. -I'm very anxious.

Stay where is.

-You invented that? -Come here, please.

A Briefcase, but not one case either.

This will really like him.

Wait.

-It is a bit difficult to open. -Yes, I see.

This hit that hard.

If you manage to open it!

Let me.

Excellent.

I hope that you have not broken it.

Craig.

-Who are you? -I'm Todd Armstrong.

-Who? -You're in my apartment.

Oh, Todd.

Diane. She knew it was here.

-You signed...? -Yes, I signed, I signed.

Not after what I promised.

Why don't you shout...?

My name.

What would have it served?

You told me to prepare several glasses and...

Don't worry, friend. I cheated it very well.

You deceived her? What do you mean?

I signed the power of attorney...

with your name.

That's good. How funny!

You're great.

What I'm laughing?

This is your punishment for bringing me this invalid signature.

Neglect, ineffectiveness, stupidity!

I will not tolerate these things.

You foreplay my most brilliant coup.

Give her again.

Uncle Donald! Uncle Donald!

Uncle Donald!

Let me go, Uncle Donald!

I have a guy who will testify everything I said.

Surely yes.

- Tell him. - It's a robot, Uncle Donald!

I know.

Follow me.

�Uncle Donald? �Uncle Donald?

�Socorro!

- Uncle Donald? - Help.

I want you to meet a very good friend.

- Todd Armstrong. - How you doing, sir?

Mr. Armstrong will tell you, Uncle Donald.

This girl Diane is a robot ...

and he should know because he married her.

Another crazy. I do not want to hear it.

He tells the truth, Mr. Pevney.

It is a diabolical plan to take my money.

This crazy Dr. Goldfoot is a genius.

I will not listen to either.

Get out of here!

- But Uncle Donald ... - Get out!

- Mr. Pevney ... - Get out!

Okay, but before we left'd better see this.

- Uncle Donald? - Mr. Pevney?

I hope you feel better.

Proceeds from the sale of securities of Mr. Armstrong.

Well, at least it helps with my disappointment.

Next it is to find Mr. Armstrong.

How much cash there?

It is none of your business. Let me.

Get out of here, you idiot ...

before I get angry.

Yes sir.

Do not be afraid.

I do not have it.

We passed through here.

Naturally.

Hey what are you doing?

- So, what can we do now? - Let's try the front door.

- Good idea. - Yes, I thought.

Visits.

Could be Messrs. Gamble and Armstrong?

They could be.

Everything comes to who wait, Igor.

Let's see.

Welcome, gentlemen.

What kind coming.

I'm Dr. Goldfoot ...

and he is my assistant Igor, and I know who you are.

You Mr. Gamble ...

and you Mr. Armstrong.

I came to see Diane.

Mr. Armstrong, would you kindly ...

signing the guest book?

Thank you very much. Goodbye!

The arc!

Please do not go, gentlemen.

I offended if I could not offer my hospitality.

Oh, my machine.

Maybe that interests them.

S�ganme.

This is my machine bikinis.

What did I tell you? That created Diane.

And to all others as well.

And you see this magazine?

It is from the pages of this magazine that I choose ...

husbands for my robots.

Only the richest men in the world.

- And there he heard me. - Yes.

S�ganme.

You see these computers?

It is with these machines prepare my ladies.

Is not it lovely?

Once you are scheduled ...

they are sent to catch his fish.

Where are Diane and my actions?

And where is the legal power with my name?

I do not know why you would want. It does not have value.

Oh yeah? Do not forget that I work with CSI.

Not according to his uncle.

Come, gentlemen.

I never talk business before dinner, but I insist ...

to stay for dinner.

Is that why you asked?

Diane! I've been looking for ...

Where are you going, Diane?

Wait, I want to talk to ...

After you, Mr. Gamble.

You do not remember me? I am your husband!

Please, gentlemen, sit.

I love the fresh fruit.

These cultivated them for me and brought from far away.

Papaya Samoan ...

Poison! Do not eat it.

It's poison.

Please, gentlemen, do me a great injustice.

I would not think contaminate the fruit with poison.

Enough of this talk.

Do you mind if I ask her personal stuff?

After all, it's my wife.

Yes please. Ahead.

Thank you. Diane ...

You will have to speak in Japanese.

I will talk to him...

- In Japanese? - That's all he understands.

Toddsy-child.

�Toddsy-child?

I must remember to tell the number 14 not to laugh ...

especially during dinner.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, their wine, their wine.

Chateau Frontenac 1947.

An excellent vintage, do not you think?

Cheers.

I still have it tomorrow.

That despicable Igor forgot knives.

�Igor! �Igor!

I forgot knives.

Does not matter.

- Let's get out of here. - Yes.

Idiot.

Rooms that show you ...

They are the most interesting in my workshop.

Incidentally, these are some of my ancestors.

This was my great-grandfather, most bloodthirsty pirate ...

he hung up, stretched, and severed limbs.

This brought the terror of the Inquisition ...

the peaceful people of Carpathia.

I like it.

This is "Sandos Awkward" a Slav.

Atila he taught everything he knew.

An admirable character.

A strong family resemblance ...

they do not believe?

This was my first experiment.

Go Go. We end this nonsense.

- Yes! - Nonsense?

That's good, right, Igor?

I like it better when no laughs.

- Gentlemen! - After you.

Outside!

I must warn you not to try to escape ...

or I will be forced to use this laser beam.

Look!

Look around you, gentlemen.

This is where people who challenge me ...

Change of mind.

We call it the barbershop.

Yes. This will give you a haircut ...

shoulder-length.

And this is for your manicure ...

and this, of course, is for shampoo.

You will never need another.

- It's okay? - Not bad.

Can not be.

This is going to like.

Because I?

Because I always?

Mu�vanse.

And this is the medieval armorer ...

Extruder instant ...

which makes low men in high bonus.

I would like to show one of the most ingenious devices ...

of the Inquisition.

Let me see. Do not.

No, you will not do ...

but you would be perfect, Mr. Armstrong.

Cares? Thank you.

What is the idea?

This!

What is the idea?

What? This!

What is the idea?

You said that.

Well, Mr. Armstrong, it's time we expected.

When we finished with the nonsense ...

and talk business.

He shall sign the legal power now ...

or will you wait for things to get ugly?

Why do not you crawl up under your rock?

Well said! It is bluffing.

Your friend does not know me very well.

�Igor! �Igor!

- Yes, Dr. Goldfoot. - Convince him to sign.

If you remain stubborn ...

I'll prepare ...

say that most of the persuader.

S�, Dr. Goldfoot.

I hate to use these things.

I think you're pretty friendly.

- Yes? - Do not.

If this does not give you a better shave ...

I'll buy another.

- Yes? - I said no!

This will convince you. The presser thumb Lucrezia Borgia.

It is placed on the thumb and turns and turns ...

and keeps turning until you feel so much pain ...

suddenly you want ...

- It's okay? - It hurt.

- Yeah. - Good boy, Todd. Hold!

- Do not sign! - signed, friend. Notes.

Mr. Armstrong will be the first victim of my new separator.

How would you like to have your head up there ...

and body down here, huh?

Are you crazy?

You'll find out.

I think the foot caught.

�Dr. Goldfoot!

�Ay�deme, Dr. Goldfoot!

Please b�jeme!

Igor, nitwit charlatan.

Why I leave you alone?

Get up! Get up!

- Oh, Dr. Gold... - C�llate.

You cry for mercy when you see ...

what I have in store for you.

Saca dog collar, Igor.

That is, Mr. Armstrong.

I turn into an idiot unless firm charlatan.

Last ... No!

Very good.

Now leave!

Get moving! Get moving!

Come on, move!

CSI grab you by this, rat!

You'd will trace myself ...

if it takes me the rest of my life!

If still with the organization.

Well, Mr. Armstrong, is your last chance.

Unless you change your mind, we'll start.

Well, then we start.

Now...

I warned you, Mr. Armstrong.

Use your time well!

It has very little.

Maybe your friend will make back to his senses ...

before it is too late.

Igor! Bring the other. Quick!

Yes sir.

Come on, Mr. Craig.

What am I doing here? You are supposed to.'re inside.

I'm alive, huh?

I have the key yet.

And also I have them!

- Are those? - Yes. Are not they good?

Really they are.

Are not they beautiful?

Oh, yes they are.

We use them all the time.

Then you will not need this.

No, I do not need.

Hey, come back here!

�Ap�rate, Igor!

Hurry up! Only seconds left!

- Stop the blade! - What?

What stop the blade!

Ah, the knife!

No, no, the lever!

The lever!

Ah, the lever!

It was close.

What thing?

Uncuffs. Hurry up!

Come on.

Slow slow.

Let's get out of here.

Wait! And Diane?

Forget about Diane! Come on!

�Igor!

You'll have a lot of trouble.

Shut the doors and they do not escape!

�Igor!

Let's get out of here!

�Igor!

Hello Doctor.

It's supposed to.

You know, Igor, you should get this ray ...

through that head useless ...

and let you rot.

But Doctor ...

My empire, everything I created is in danger.

- Oh no. - Ko, yes. We must stop ...

before the authorities warn.

- I will do everything possible. - Not that.

Here they come! Speed ??up!

There are many things on the board.

Maybe we can lose them in the smoke screen.

Yes, this ...

- The knob! - Huh?

- Kick the knob! - Good!

�Fast, Igor!

- Maybe I can find something. - No, look at the road.

I'll find something.

That's enough persecution, doctor.

- Give! - Yes! Yes!

Let's move on!

We lost, Todd!

- Well, but let's move on. - Good idea.

Occasionally I have one.

- �Igor! - �Dr. Goldfoot?

Deserter!

Where have you been, Igor?

Dr. Goldfoot, I've been looking for.

I'm glad to see you. Now follow them!

What street was that?

Forward!

Hurry up! They are approaching.

We are reaching!

Turn right!

�Igor, idiot!

Why do you listen to when I'm wrong?

Hey, come back!

Follow us again!

Speed ??up! Faster!

I can not! It goes faster.

Ahead!

Here they come!

Let's get out of here!

Faster, hurry up!

I think we lost.

Hurry up, hurry up!

Fast fast!

- Hears. - What?

Here they come!

- Who? - They!

Here they come again!

We'll pay back!

Are they behind us?

;Yes!

Those we are reaching.

Stop playing that thing!

For!

Come closer to them!

Yes.

Stand still and hold on.

Watch out!

I can not see!

My secret weapon.

I've been saving it for an emergency.

Give them that.

We did it.

What do we do now?

We drop in.

You and your secret weapon.

MISSILE - FIRING DANGER ZONE

Wait! Still.

What do we do now?

I have an idea. Come on.

Dr. Goldfoot, we're here!

�Dr. Goldfoot! �Venga a agarrarnos!

Igor, idiot.

- Neither did you hear what happened. - Yes.

We've had a difficult week.

Do you Like a vacation in Paris?

- I do not think ... - my guest.

Goodbye, Dr. Goldfoot, wherever you are.

Goodbye!

After we spent good relax.

I think so.

�Diane?

Coffee, tea or love?

What you think?

Boys.

As I saw this Austrian bomboncito ...

It was love at first sight.

I'm so glad I could fly.

I am flying.

THE END?

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