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♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

♪ Ben 10! ♪

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After all these years...

there you are.

Grandpa, what was wrong with that place?!

I'm starving!

What's so special about where we're going?!

Ah, trust me -- this place is worth the wait.

Ha, ha! And here we are!

This place looks nice.

Oh, no, we're not eating here.

We're going down there.

[ Humming upbeat tune ]

No way am I going down there!

It's this or eat whatever's growing

in your corner of the Rustbucket!

Rude!

You sure this is a restaurant, Grandpa?

I thought I saw a cat with a tattoo.

I think it was a rat!

We're at the right place!

Password?

Avocado.

[ Door creaks ]

What do ya know -- it's a burger joint.

[ Sniffs ] And it smells delicious!

Welcome to Bistro Incognito!

This place is so exclusive,

I had to make reservations eight months ago!

Oh, excuse me, ah, three menus please!

We don't do menus.

-Ugh, you guys?! -Ugh, you guys?!

Your menu is etched into the counter top.

Gwen: They're hieroglyphs!

How are we supposed to read that?!

We have kids menus with pictures.

Ooh, pictures! Ooh, pictures! Ooh, pictures!

Mmm, too meaty. Too veggie. Too slimy.

[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh!

They have a deep-fried chocolate cheeseburger

rolled in rock candy! [ Angelic choir sings ]

Uh, will that be with or without sprinkles?

With, please!

[ Ding! ]

All right!

I've got a squid and squash burger.

A tomato and turnip baguette.

And, lastly, a deep-fried, chocolate and cheeseburger,

rolled in rock candy with sprinkles.

I've never seen anything more beautiful.

Do not attempt to eat this without proper utensils.

If you need anything else, I'm busy!

[ Munching ]

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckling ] Mmm! Mmm!

Eh.

[ Clang! Clang! ]

[ Heavenly music plays ]

[ Clang! ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

What's the matter?!

[ Muffled grunting ]

Let me take a look.

[ Gags ] Yeah, um -- that looks bad.

Mother of all cavities, bad.

Cavity?!

You do hit the sweets pretty hard, Ben.

It must have caught up with you.

Me? Nuh-uh!

[ Crying ]

[ Crying ]

It's not that bad, really.

I think I can...manage.

[ Whimpering ]

As much as I enjoy your screams of anguish,

it's making the customers uncomfortable.

Please see the dentist next door.

[ Lisping ] This is weird.

Huh. The reviews for this place are actually pretty positive.

"I thought I'd never eat candy again,

but this dentist fixed my teeth like it was magic."

[ Groans ]

Whoa! I'm just about to close.

Fix tooth pweeth!

Well, let's see what we've got here.

[ Gags ]

[ Chuckles ] Only kidding!

Come on back, and we'll get you strapped into

the old torture device!

Still kidding!

Weird.

Really weird! Ow!

Whoa, cool! Why does a dentist have all this stuff?!

Huh. I think he's an adventurer.

Whoa, cool!

All righty, here comes Mr. Pointy.

Oh, not a fan of Mr. Pointy?

I'll tell you what, focus on that crystal up there,

and it'll take your mind right off it.

[ Gasps ] It's beautiful!

Oh, yeah, and I think I inherited that one

from my grandpa.

Or maybe I found it when I went spelunking

in the lava caves of Iceland.

All I know is it works like a charm every time.

Now open wide!

Aw, how ya been, Ben?!

[ Normal voice ] Cybearg! It's so great to see you.

Let's go blow stuff up!

You betcha, Ben!

But not before we have some breakfast!

Paw-waffles! Eep!

[ Drill whirring ] [ Slurping ]

[ Lisping ] Waffles!

Um, hi. Do you have an appointment?

Only with destiny, simpleton.

The crystal is no trinket.

What the Hex?!

[ Gasps ]

[ Grunts ]

Good choice!

All right, Hexxy, you know the routine!

You do something bad, I knock ya around a bit, you go bye-bye!

Not this time.

Meddling fool!

[ Both grunting ]

Ow! [ Groans ]

Aliens get toothaches, too?!

Man!

Behold, the true power of the crystal!

Rachtoo verus noz araga

hopi kamee noh!

I hope you enjoy wrestling with your deepest fears!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughs ]

Too late.

[ Sighs ] I've never been able to solve these.

[ Chuckles nervously ] Hi, I need,

uh, some help back here!

Is Ben's cavity giving you problems?

It's more of a problem with his inter-dimensional portal.

They went in there?!

Whoa, what is this place? [ Distant thumping ]

[ Hex chuckling ]

You've brought us both into my realm of nightmares.

Here, I can make your fears into reality.

And that's only the beginning!

Vikto anoos seepray!

Ma vu ragnus antoo!

The portal's getting bigger!

[ Grunts ]

My turn. [ Grunts ]

What's going on?!

Whoa!

I alone rule here.

And, soon, I will expand this portal of nightmares

until it engulfs the world!

All will cower in fear,

and from their knees, I shall rule them!

Pity you won't get to see it, but scream for me anyway!

[ Laughs ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Continues screaming ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ] Ow, my tooth!

Really?! Even in nightmare-world?!

[ Creature growling ]

Sure could use XLR8 right now!

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ] Algebra?!

I'm definitely in a nightmare!

Woman: Who would like to come up to the board?

Mrs. Roland?

How about you, Mr. Tennyson?!

[ Panicked grunting ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Crackling ]

[ Laughing ] Did somebody break their...

toy?!

[ Groans, grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Aah!

How am I supposed to fight anything

without the Omnitrix?!

[ Panting ]

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunt echoing ]

[ Groans ]

I can't. I can't do it.

I'm useless without my powers.

I can't win.

I wouldn't say that, Ben!

Yeah!

Hex has a lousy imagination.

He can only make up bad stuff.

You, on the other hand...

Hex: Shala soomna aloov!

Manah manah shanana!

Bola mi toh vee!

Hey, Hexxy,

Cybearg dream battle!

[ Gasps ] What in nightmare's name?!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

-Whoa! -Whoa!

[ Both grunting ]

Cybearg!

[ Crackling ]

[ Metal clangs ]

♪♪

-Ben!? -Ben!?

-Can you hear us?! -Can you hear us?!

Gwen, Grandpa?

Max: You can find a way out, Ben!

Don't let Hex's old tricks stop you!

Gwen: Yeah! Kick him in the nightmares!

Hex's old tricks!

Hex: [ Laughing ]

How touching.

Do you really think you can escape?

Without your little toy, you're nothing!

You're wrong, Hex.

You can try to scare me,

but I know you're just a jerk

who has to steal magical junk to feel powerful!

No, I don't think so.

Now, if you'll -- huh?

The portal's changing color!

You lied! You don't have control over this place, Hex.

It likes my dreams as much as your nightmares!

That's insipid!

Go back to being scared!

Oh, I'm afraid -- afraid that you're late

for your appointment with Dr. Cannonbolt!

[ Panting, grunts ]

Whoa!

Mr. Hex, these reports

aren't going to file themselves!

Yes, sir.

Never met anyone

so useless!

Whoa, I almost feel bad for the guy.

Gwen: Ben! You need to get out.

The portal is collapsing!

What do I do with him?

[ Screaming, grunts ]

No thanks for the ride!

[ Grunts ]

Do we go after him?!

No, the portal's closing.

It's time to go home.

Are you ready to jump?!

Good-bye, buddy!

I'll see you in your dreams, pal!

[ Screams ]

Oh, hey. Thanks for breaking my fall.

-I'm glad you're safe. -Ow! Doc?

Oh, so much better.

I'd be sure to brush twice a day and come back

in six months for another checkup.

Dark alleys, dentists, and Hex.

You conquered a lot of fears today.

Uh-uh, except squids. Squids are still the worst.

[ Theme music plays ]

How ya been, Ben?!