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My Dad came from Portugal and was a barber, for men.

Until the day that Mr. Romeo the hairdresser got his fingers on me.

I was 16 and our butts had been forbidden zones for two generations.

Too bad! The Romeos had already been gay for generations.

Hey.

Everything okay?

Man, ll loved it! Romeo, Paul, Jacques were all lovers of mine.

But after some time I had to stop. My butt hurt like hell, you won't believe it.

So I ran away with Rosie, a freshly operated transsexual.

We had fun!

After that I went to the army. Had a crisis.

Made my licence there, for trucks. And after that...

You know, the road... Freedom, eyes to the horizon...

And my appetite for women slowly returned...

How are you? - I'll give you a call.

Fine. - Gotta go. - Asshole.

Excuse me.

Thanks.

Okay, then...

A final drink upstairs?

Oh, yes! - No.

Will we meet again? Sometime?

C'mon. Let's go upstairs.

Sure.

Don't let him go!

Stop it.

Don't talk to me like that! - Stop it!

I have my reasons. l do what I want.

It's always the same! I'm fed up!

Give me one reason, why I should take care of you? Just one!

Shit!

I've already called three times!

But I know that he's there!

Ask him, where he was yesterday!

Can't he tell me himself?

Hey, get a move on!

Listen, I have to hang up. Alright, Jeez!