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Oh, you mean me! 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,588 - (CHUCKLING) Yes! - We're all heroes on this ship. 13 00:00:32,624 --> 00:00:34,168 - What's your name? - Jade. 14 00:00:34,204 --> 00:00:35,280 Powerful. 15 00:00:36,135 --> 00:00:37,220 Powerful name. 16 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:42,074 Okay, Captain Jade has the bridge, everybody. 17 00:00:42,211 --> 00:00:45,427 Just in time to press the button to clear the main thrusters. 18 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,137 It's not connected to anything. 19 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,390 NADIA: This way, Captain Jade. 20 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,309 Good morning, Iris. 21 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:55,145 Surrounded by stars, and yet still you shine. 22 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,357 - Noted. Mr. Judd is indisposed. - Oh. That's a shame. 23 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,150 He's fracking some merchandise ideas, 24 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,569 - and he just hit gas. - Did he say that? 25 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,071 - Yes, he did. - Of course he said that. 26 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,073 So, you're hosting the passenger breakfast. 27 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,282 Your guests... 28 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,117 - Is that Mrs. Rodriguez? - It is. 29 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,328 I met her yesterday. Deaf in both ears. 30 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,714 You could just say "deaf." 31 00:01:13,649 --> 00:01:15,791 I hear you, Iris. 'Cause I'm deaf in no ears. 32 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:18,377 - Breakfast is in... - Crew karaoke tonight, Captain? 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,878 I only ever sing when I'm drunk. 34 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,838 (SIGHS) So ask me again at 5:00 p.m. 35 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,548 - You got it. - Breakfast is in tw... 36 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,044 Hey, set your phasers to fun. 37 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,469 - Aye, aye, Captain! - (LAUREN LAUGHS) 38 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:30,039 - They are so great. - No, they're really not. 39 00:01:30,075 --> 00:01:31,974 - Breakfast is in twenty minutes. - Twenty minutes, yeah. 40 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:32,891 Okay. 41 00:01:33,011 --> 00:01:34,811 You know what you could talk about? 42 00:01:35,169 --> 00:01:38,667 We just set the record for the biggest yoga class in space. 43 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:40,151 RYAN: Really? Who did we beat? 44 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,083 Come to the Judd Over Easy Breakfast Buffet. 45 00:01:43,119 --> 00:01:45,044 If you're not completely satisfied, 46 00:01:45,212 --> 00:01:46,178 you're wrong. 47 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:47,656 Okay, all right, can we just be done now? 48 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,782 I'm done. Are you? 49 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,158 - Yes! I'm done. - Great. 50 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,952 So, can we just say sorry and move on? 51 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,105 Movin' on. 52 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,656 - You didn't say you're sorry. - Neither did you. 53 00:01:55,692 --> 00:01:57,350 You said, "Let's say sorry," but you didn't even say it. 54 00:01:57,386 --> 00:01:59,513 (SIGHS) Okay, well, I'm sorry I ever married you. 55 00:01:59,549 --> 00:02:00,460 - Is that good? - No. 56 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,254 - Is that good enough for you, Doug? - I'm sorry I ever met you. 57 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,755 Believe me, I can't wait to never see 58 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,058 your lunky face ever again. 59 00:02:05,094 --> 00:02:06,925 Oh, I know whose face you wanna see again. 60 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,260 Mr. Hunk McSpunk here. 61 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,137 - There you go. - MIA: Jesus, did you go through my phone? 62 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,221 - You psycho! - You zoom in... 63 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,802 I zoomed in too much. Wait. Right there! 64 00:02:12,838 --> 00:02:14,141 I bet you wanna rock that like a bad banana, 65 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,475 - don't you? - Yeah. You know what? I do. 66 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,810 And thank you for reminding me 67 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,812 of all the hot banging sex I had with him. 68 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,481 - It was phe-no-me-nal! - Oh, I'm glad you loved it. 69 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,691 - Okay. - DOUG: Oh, shit. 70 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,569 I forgot my... plate back there. Save me a seat. 71 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,154 Oh. Yeah, yeah, sure. By the way, 72 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,864 it's gonna be at the bottom of the swimming pool 73 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,478 on Deck Fuck You! 74 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,826 - (DOUG CHUCKLES) - WOMAN: I'm so sorry. 75 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,995 Can you hand me three Danishes, please? 76 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,497 Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy today's cocktail, 77 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,790 the Judder Juice. 78 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,035 It's mostly milk. 79 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,836 Hey. Good job. 80 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,671 I like to see folk take pride in their work, 81 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,590 even if some might call that work "menial." 82 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,842 Not me, though. I value your labor. 83 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,428 Uh, I didn't see the gloves. Thanks. (SIGHS) 84 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,929 - Oh, Mr. Judd. You're here. - Hey. 85 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,348 - I thought, uh... - Yeah. No, no, no. 86 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,058 I came up with a week's worth of great ideas 87 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,100 in, like, 11 minutes. 88 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,561 Here. Uh, make what I say on here happen. 89 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:02,458 Who's my favorite captain? Ooh! 90 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,815 New idea. 91 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,150 (ENGLISH ACCENT) For fuck's sake. 92 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,234 We'd sell more steaks 93 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,195 if the restaurant was completely red. 94 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,905 That's science, probably. 95 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,400 Uh, check that it's science. 96 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,241 (SIGHS) 97 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,070 Change restaurant lights to red. 98 00:03:18,728 --> 00:03:20,791 HERMAN JUDD: (SIGHS) Yoga. So relaxing. 99 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,417 And I'm not even bending. 100 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,711 (AMERICAN ACCENT) It's a yoga supernova. They bend so we don't have to. 101 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,046 Does yoga burn a lot of calories? 102 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,798 Because we're losing profits in the food court. 103 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,508 Can they, like, move more? 104 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,884 - IRIS KIMURA: Um... - JUDD: Fast yoga? 105 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,219 IRIS: Fast yoga? 106 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,798 You know how old asteroids are? 107 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,141 They're even more ancient than this old astronaut. 108 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,601 MAN: (OVER PA) Final call for the asteroid. 109 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,407 But they don't look as good for their age. 110 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,688 Look at that piston, huh? 111 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,899 He's been checked, right? The old guy? 112 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,319 - To work with kids? - The ex-astronaut? Of course. 113 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,404 Yeah, he's just telling them 114 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,614 - about the... - Oh! Oh, the asteroid! 115 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:56,034 Everybody up! Up! There's a... a hot-ass rock comin'! 116 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,244 - Come on! - IRIS: He means please. 117 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,072 (OVER PA) An asteroid is coming, in a good way! 118 00:03:59,509 --> 00:04:00,520 _ 119 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:02,081 ALAN LEWIS: Diagnostics came back on Ave 2. 120 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,001 Slight oxygen dip, but should be nominal by 0900. 121 00:04:05,214 --> 00:04:07,473 Uh, Ave 5 slingshot round Titan is all on schedule. 122 00:04:07,509 --> 00:04:09,756 - How did the vent clean go? - Uh, A-Okay. Although... 123 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,633 Great, keep me updated on the Titan fly-past. 124 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,261 Get in, people. Enjoy the view. 125 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,387 Oh, God. Here we go. 126 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,723 Hi. Welcome to Judd Mission Control. 127 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,809 My name's Rav Mulcair, director of Judd Galaxy. 128 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,436 Oh, excuse me. hatch seal inspection all good? 129 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,603 - All good. - Good. 130 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,439 As you can see, there's a lot of technology here, 131 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,648 but all... Uh, trajectory good? 132 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,525 - EMPLOYEE: It's good. - Good. All you need to know 133 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,152 is that it keeps your loved ones safe, 134 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,632 and keeps me on the coffee. 135 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:32,719 (CHUCKLES) 136 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,449 Okay. 137 00:04:37,499 --> 00:04:39,661 KAREN KELLY: Can't we have, like, forest or lake, 138 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,329 or just, you know, space? 139 00:04:41,801 --> 00:04:44,793 It's been stuck on "heavy industry" for two days now. 140 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,128 - No, it's not changing. - But can you fix it? 141 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,421 I think he's trying, sweetheart. 142 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,964 You know, we have an observation deck. 143 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,716 - Yeah, there we go. - Oh! Okay, 144 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,843 I have an observation and we don't even need to go 145 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,428 - to a deck for it. - (MATT CHUCKLES) 146 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,764 We paid for a space cruise. 147 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,169 Well, okay. I mean... 148 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:02,261 - you say "paid," right? - (FRANK SIGHS) 149 00:05:02,297 --> 00:05:05,187 But it was your sister who paid for a non-transferable ticket. 150 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,354 - Now, I'm not saying... - All right. 151 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,814 - ...you're stowaways. Right? - Whatever. 152 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,483 No. I hope you're not saying that. 153 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,609 MATT: No, Karen, look. 154 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,819 When I was 19, I would go to music festivals 155 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,196 and I would sleep in the porta-potties, 156 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,615 so I'm not a stranger to stowaway culture. 157 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,867 - (FRANK STUTTERS) - Okay, we're not stowaways. 158 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,035 - MATT: Okay. - She paid for a ticket, 159 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,369 - she couldn't come. - FRANK: Right! 160 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,538 Foot operation. Her little toe is enormous, 161 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,748 bigger than her big toe, 162 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,501 and I'm signed off with stress from my office, so... 163 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,002 Sorry to interrupt, um... 164 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,004 Miss Ellis in 810, she wants to know 165 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,672 if we can move the guy in 811. 166 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,876 Apparently, his breathing sounds fat. 167 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,678 Okay. Uh... Excusez-moi. 168 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,721 Duty calls. 169 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:43,767 But I would love to disperse your irritation. 170 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:47,854 And I would love to hear more about Joyce's huge little toe, 171 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:51,316 - so, uh... let's circle back. - Okay, well, I will circle back 172 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,359 in an hour. 173 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,885 She will. She's very persistent. 174 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,006 (CHUCKLES) Well, I'm very absorbent. 175 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,864 (LAUGHS) 176 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,401 KAREN: What does that mean? 177 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,444 I don't know. 178 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:06,581 Okay, let's go live to Avenue 5! 179 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:07,833 How much do these know? 180 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,960 Uh, the civilians know about the 26-second delay. 181 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:15,083 Lovely. Mr. Judd, hello! (CHUCKLES) 182 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:19,501 Right. 183 00:06:19,537 --> 00:06:20,628 ALAN: While we wait for the delay, 184 00:06:20,664 --> 00:06:22,556 why don't you... give them the tour? 185 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,100 Oh, why don't I...? Thanks. Great idea. 186 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,095 Oi. Russian. Wind it. 187 00:06:28,715 --> 00:06:32,691 Uh, that is an award-winning atrium, in terms of design... 188 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,150 Yes. Yes. Yes to that. 189 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:38,630 This is the main dining area, which is red for a reason. 190 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:42,294 That is the spa area... I can't deal with that now. 191 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,036 To help you relax. 192 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:48,283 There's even a soft play area. Yay. 193 00:06:49,311 --> 00:06:51,161 I want one. (CHUCKLES) 194 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,670 RAV MULCAIR: Mr. Judd, hello! 195 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,338 - RYAN: Welcome to space! - (CHEERING) 196 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,126 Wanna watch us run rings around Saturn? 197 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,552 Why's she just standing there? 198 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,804 Why is she... Why is she not talking to us? 199 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,181 - No, it's the delay. - What are you talk... 200 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,225 I thought you had a guy outside fixing that. 201 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,977 We do have a guy outside. 202 00:07:09,544 --> 00:07:10,770 BILLIE MCEVOY: All right. (SIGHS) 203 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,488 Operation Complete Waste of Time. Joe... 204 00:07:13,524 --> 00:07:14,990 Tell me, what can you see? 205 00:07:15,026 --> 00:07:18,144 JOE: I see absolutely no point in being here. 206 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,197 I see that we are about three hours before we slingshot 207 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,407 - around Titan... - (BUZZING) 208 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,201 ...and I see a warning light here. 209 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,454 JOE: There's usually some writing next to the light 210 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:28,997 that tells you what it means. 211 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,541 (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) I think it's the Sarcasm Alarm. 212 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,835 - JOE: Well, it's working. - (RAPID BEEPING) 213 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,047 (METAL HULL CREAKS) 214 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,833 (CROWD SCREAMING) 215 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,299 (BILLIE GASPS) 216 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,267 - (PANTING) - (ALARM BLARING) 217 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,811 The... The gravity flipped to the port side. 218 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,390 JOE: Oh, you think? 219 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,403 (MAN SCREAMING) 220 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,564 (GIRL SCREAMS) 221 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,693 JOE: Reset the grav sim. 222 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,284 (DOG WHIMPERS) 223 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,911 - (BILLIE PANTING) - JOE: Now, Billie. 224 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,407 (YELLS) 225 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,834 I can't quite... Joe, I can't quite... 226 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,162 Just give me a second's warning. 227 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,875 (CROWD SCREAMS) 228 00:08:29,628 --> 00:08:30,713 All done, Joe. 229 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,887 Hello? Joe? 230 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,523 You're welcome. 231 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,853 Ow. Fuck... 232 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,732 Oh, my God. 233 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,199 Oh, my God. 234 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,994 I was flying. Did you see that? 235 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,697 I was... I was flying. 236 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,073 Iris! 237 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,543 Jay, I need to know what just happened, 238 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,836 and who's to blame... 239 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,046 JUDD: Iris! 240 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,659 ...and if you're okay. 241 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,792 Whose... Whose dog is this? 242 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,920 Someone help her! 243 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,722 Who brings their dog to yoga? 244 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,056 (CHATTING CHEERFULLY) 245 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,968 - (CROWD GASPS) - RAV: Oh... 246 00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:13,387 Um... 247 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,889 (PANICKED CHATTER) 248 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,959 They're in the safest of hands. 249 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:25,196 Okay, everybody. Everything is fine! 250 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,824 Everybody, stay calm. 251 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:32,413 And pay attention to my words and not my tone. 252 00:09:32,449 --> 00:09:33,624 Okay? 253 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,248 Are you sure everything's fine? 254 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,499 Well, no, I'm not. 255 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,585 I think I've just swallowed a tooth. 256 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,836 I don't think it's one of my teeth. 257 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,756 I know people are scared right now, but don't be. 258 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,300 When a fire broke out in the ballroom of Avenue 3, 259 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,626 Captain Clark over there saved a lot of lives. 260 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:48,794 - Well... - JUDD: So, just keep calm! 261 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:51,681 - Yeah. It was a small fire. - It stayed small 262 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,641 - because of your quick action. - Ah, well, 263 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,936 the paramedics probably also deserve an honorable mention. 264 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,271 As do the sprinklers. 265 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,648 SPIKE MARTIN: Oh, my God. Look! Look, it's the asteroid! 266 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,650 ALAN: There's nothing you can do. 267 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,813 (CROWD SCREAMING) 268 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,491 The floor is very soft. 269 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,610 (GRUNTS) 270 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,327 You okay? 271 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,953 Why? Are you hoping I broke something? 272 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:14,954 Everyone okay? 273 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:15,955 - (MIA SIGHS) - No. 274 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,749 I'm stuck in space with my current wife. 275 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,125 Oh, honey. Honey, whatever it is, 276 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,293 I'm sure they're dealing with it. 277 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,544 Please, let's not interfere. 278 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,338 Oh, I'm going to interfere. 279 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,799 - I know. - Not interfere. Investigate. 280 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,101 (SIGHS) I know. 281 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,804 If you're injured, just stay where you are, 282 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,430 and we will get to you, okay? 283 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,640 If you're... If you're not injured, 284 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,178 but you're lying on top of someone who is, 285 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,190 stop it, okay? 286 00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:39,731 Uh, Darren, could you... 287 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,440 could you locate Joe for me, please? Thank you. 288 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,442 This guy... 289 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,479 Show me a safer pair of hands, Iris. You can't, can you? 290 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:50,824 That is a super-tourniquet. That... That is beautiful. 291 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,033 Do you do gift-wrapping? 292 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,494 If I ever needed a double hand transplant, 293 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,425 I would leave him with stumps. 294 00:10:56,461 --> 00:10:58,498 If anyone could handle being a double amputee, 295 00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,999 it would be him. Not me. 296 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,085 Could you locate Joe for me, please? 297 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,372 It's really kind of urgent now. Thank you. 298 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,340 My, you are flexible. 299 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,487 You are... 300 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,176 (ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, it's broken? 301 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,095 The cleaning lady, is she okay? 302 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,180 - Uh, I can check. - Yeah, just let her know 303 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,807 it's gonna be a late night, probably. 304 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,017 Joe! Can someone get me Joe, please? 305 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,144 BILLIE: (OVER PA) Captain? 306 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,354 Captain, this is Billie McEvoy, Engineering. 307 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,923 I've reset the grav sim... 308 00:11:23,594 --> 00:11:26,151 Okay. Can you meet me in the atrium? 309 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,396 BILLIE: I'm in the atrium, sir. I can see you. 310 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,697 What do you look like? 311 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,157 Like me. Hi. 312 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,993 Okay, I'm... I'm gonna go facial. 313 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,710 All right? Five seconds. 314 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,573 That looks terrible. 315 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,875 Okay, so no major structural damage, 316 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,293 but we are still establishing 317 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,919 the lasting impact to our course. 318 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,380 What? What? No, no, no. There can't be... 319 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,048 a lasting impact. 320 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,217 Oh, there will be an impact. 321 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,219 Five-thousand people smashing against the side of a ship 322 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,387 is gonna have a knock-on effect. 323 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,055 - I'm saying it can't... - Well... 324 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,473 ...because we have a schedule. 325 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,766 Okay, did you hit your head? 326 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,310 No, I did not. 327 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,687 Unfortunately, I am still fully conscious. 328 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,022 Okay, because I'm not understanding 329 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,345 why you're not understanding that we will be impacted. 330 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,818 Yeah, I'm gonna talk to Joe. 331 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,445 No, no, no. No. No. Captain, wait. 332 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,156 Uh, sorry. Uh... D... No. So, um... 333 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,700 So, Joe and I, we were trying to boost the comms link, 334 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,701 because, you know... 335 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,286 BOTH: Judd is unhappy with the delay. 336 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,580 And there's nothing anyone can do about the delay, 337 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,915 - so... - So, you did the, uh... 338 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,958 The EVA. It was one of the other engineers, 339 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,828 and now I can't get ahold of him. 340 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,622 Who was it? 341 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:28,998 Don't... 342 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,910 Don't say it was Joe. 343 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,420 Moe. 344 00:12:36,571 --> 00:12:37,614 Moe? 345 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,701 Moe. 346 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,061 Of course it was Joe. 347 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,854 I knew it was Joe! I knew it was Joe... 348 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,856 - Told me not to say any... Okay. - ...because we don't have 349 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,608 - an engineer called Moe. - No, we don't. 350 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,068 So, I thought it was... Okay. 351 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,101 This... God. 352 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,865 My mouth is so dry, I can... (SIGHS) 353 00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:58,184 This has been a terrible conversation. 354 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,220 BILLIE: Yes, sir. 355 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,868 - These numbers are all up to date? - Up to date. 356 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,750 That's a lot of broken legs. 357 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,919 Okay. First priority: 358 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,587 - passengers. - Absolutely. 359 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,882 I was thinking gift bags, free massage, 40 minutes. 360 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,169 Jesus, Iris. I'm not Santa Claus. 361 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,805 It's to make them feel better. 362 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,732 Who's gonna make me feel better? 363 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:24,110 All right. Other first priority: stockholders. 364 00:13:24,146 --> 00:13:25,269 Actual first priority. 365 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,514 Back in the game. 366 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,816 I'm going out to get Joe. 367 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,110 That's the way. No man left behind. 368 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,736 Dead or alive. (LAUGHS) 369 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,488 No, alive or alive! 370 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,025 (MUFFLED) Those are the options! 371 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,828 (ENGLISH ACCENT) Just keep breathing, all right? 372 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,413 Keep breathing, everything will be fine. 373 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,165 You're now in the hands of the Judd Corporation. 374 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,667 - Oh, shut up. - Lucky you. 375 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,168 Sorry to bother you, but it's my job. 376 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,879 I need to know what happened, and that it won't happen again. 377 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,840 (AMERICAN ACCENT) It was just a one-off grav sim failure. 378 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,300 - (SPEAKING SPANISH ON-SCREEN) - One and done. We got a... 379 00:13:56,681 --> 00:13:58,845 couple of injuries, but mostly just bumps and bruises. 380 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,805 - (SPEAKING RUSSIAN ON-SCREEN) - So, we're through the worst? 381 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,016 Steady as the rock you're carved from, Iris. 382 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,601 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 383 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,430 Just your standard Tuesday. 384 00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:11,899 - You going this way? - This way, yeah. 385 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,269 Then where are you going? 386 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,070 DOUG: Think he's got it under control? 387 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,865 Sure. The suave, yet rugged captain. 388 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,402 Yeah, I think he's got it under control. 389 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,828 What? You like a guy in uniform now? 390 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,912 Anyone can wear a uniform. 391 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,539 - You horny for garbage men too? - (MIA SIGHS) 392 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,041 God, what are you talking about, Doug? 393 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,709 Why don't you stop being such a child? 394 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,085 - Oh, I'm a child? (SCOFFS) - Yeah! 395 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,296 Everybody, take a deep breath in. 396 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,714 Everybody take a deep breath in. 397 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,382 - Okay. It's gonna be okay. - KAREN: Pardon me. 398 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,508 Or not. 399 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,053 What the hairy hell is going on? I need to know. 400 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,929 - Is the ship breaking down? - BAILEY: Are we safe? 401 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,068 I am as ignorant as you. 402 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,641 That sounds rude. 403 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,226 I meant it to be self-deprecating. 404 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,020 I can't find my daughter. 405 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,731 She was on the bridge, wearing the captain's hat. 406 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,733 Okay, well, those hats are reinforced, 407 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,373 and they protect your head, so... 408 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:58,279 - Oh, you have the hat. - SPIKE: Maybe I can help. I... 409 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,282 I was one of the first 30 astronauts to orbit Mars. 410 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,077 Well, I mean, you were the 30th, right? (CHUCKLES) 411 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,953 And the first Canadian to land on it. 412 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,705 Okay, well, if we're listing accomplishments, 413 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,832 I was the first man to get alcohol poisoning 414 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,958 at Maplewood Middle School. 415 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,502 Look, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be pedantic... 416 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,712 You know what? I do mean to be pedantic. 417 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,255 You're the head of passenger services, 418 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,216 and right now, we are not being serviced. 419 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,259 - (CROWD MURMURS AGREEMENT) - So, what the f-bomb is going on? 420 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,594 She's very good at this sort of thing. 421 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,666 We get great deals on insurance. 422 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,890 I don't think we're covered for this. 423 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,465 Yeah, you checked the box, right? 424 00:15:28,173 --> 00:15:29,214 Yes. 425 00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:32,629 Ladies, gentlemen, and fluids... 426 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,273 Crisis over. 427 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,941 Now, wasn't that a gas? 428 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,610 We all have a cool story 429 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,071 to tell our therapists and chiropractors. 430 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,115 Why is there a dead man in the sky? 431 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,151 (CROWD GASPS) 432 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,493 MAN: Oh, my god. 433 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,719 Shit. 434 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,865 Did we just bump into him? 435 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,249 Or is... is he from the ship? 436 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,793 R.I.P. Joe. You're a star man now. 437 00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:57,952 If it's any consolation, he had very few loved ones. 438 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,043 I never wanna die. 439 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,513 Okay, well just go with it. Go with it. 440 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,640 Why are you still here? Go on. Five minutes, be back. 441 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,891 We've mapped the new trajectory. 442 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,518 That implies we no longer have the old trajectory, 443 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,853 and I really liked the old trajectory, 444 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,438 so I'd prefer if we just keep the term "the trajectory." 445 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,440 Yes? Just throw it up on the screens. 446 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,276 Guys, eyes front. 447 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,396 We've got the... the trajectory. 448 00:16:22,195 --> 00:16:23,286 Okay. 449 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,322 Well, that's... quite a way off, but not too... Whoa. 450 00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:28,619 Where's it... Wow. It's gone right... 451 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,163 That's the sun. It's gone round the sun. 452 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,165 - ALAN: Oh, that looks bad. - RAV: I want it stopped. 453 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,625 - Stop. - Five minutes till your next call with Mr. Judd. 454 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,751 - Is that... - RAV: Oh, my God. 455 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,420 LORI: Is that the new trajectory? 456 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,374 Uh... yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is. 457 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,593 That is very long. 458 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,546 Oh, for fuck... You can go... You can go now. 459 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:49,476 _ 460 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,768 RYAN: You sure that he's dead? 461 00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:55,887 Stabbed through the heart with his own screwdriver. 462 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,191 Why's there no blood? 463 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,855 Maybe it missed his heart, and that's why there's no blood. 464 00:17:00,891 --> 00:17:02,570 Space is cold, Captain. 465 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,988 You know that, right? 466 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,323 Joe's blood is frozen. 467 00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:06,832 Sure. Yeah, yeah. 468 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,292 Or it could've missed his heart. 469 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,038 No. When it thaws, it'll... Oh! (EXCLAIMS) 470 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,914 - It's gonna do that. You see that? - Oh! Oh! 471 00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:15,958 RAV: Hi. How are you all? 472 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:16,959 Good. Pretty good. 473 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,377 I have a little thing with my knee, 474 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,880 but I think it predates the accident. Um... 475 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,056 how are you? 476 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,087 They're on a delay. Don't forget. 477 00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:32,234 RAV: Everyone here sends their love and best wishes. 478 00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:35,296 (CLEARS THROAT) 479 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:40,900 - Right, okay. I've got... - JUDD: Good. Pretty good... 480 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,902 - RAV: Oh, I'm sorry, (CHUCKLES) I think you're still talking... - JUDD: I have a little thing... 481 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,278 RAV: Could you repeat that? I... I think I've... 482 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,197 ALAN: He says he's got a bit of a chronic knee thing, 483 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,058 - but he thinks he'll be okay. - RAV: Oh, fine. 484 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,410 JUDD: I can't do this anymore. I can't do this. 485 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,995 We need this fixed. 486 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,247 IRIS: They're on a delay. 487 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,500 I know that, Iris. Rav's on the delay, not you. 488 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,711 So, when you speak, I hear it immediately. 489 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,838 RAV: Okay, I'm just gonna talk because of the delay. 490 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:07,183 I've got some... (CHUCKLES) difficult news. 491 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,459 Um, it seems you've been knocked off course 492 00:18:09,495 --> 00:18:13,558 - by 0.21 degrees. - JUDD: So, what... what is that... 493 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,017 - What's that... - RAV: Which means... 494 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,312 uh, the trajectory has changed. 495 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,773 Sorry, ma'am. No ID, no entry. 496 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,984 Oh, okay. Um, Dan. Hi. 497 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,443 - Sorry, ma'am. - I'm supposed to be in there. 498 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,070 If you don't let me in, that is a problem. 499 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,697 - But do you have any ID? - And it's a problem 500 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,198 that will be raised in the meeting 501 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,491 that you are stopping me getting into. 502 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,035 You know, I don't have it with me. You do, however, 503 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,705 and I... Thank you so much. You're a sweetheart, Dan. 504 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:40,161 The new journey time, three years... 505 00:18:40,801 --> 00:18:41,969 to get home. 506 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,130 - Subject to change. - What? 507 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,673 I didn't need to be in there. 508 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,800 RAV: We're all feeling very positive. 509 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,135 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 510 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,804 - Um, I feel I should probably... - Three human years? 511 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,140 Well, it's not gonna be dog years, is it? 512 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,141 Fuck! 513 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,851 Let's all take a second here, all right? 514 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,603 Sounds like we got a few to play with. 515 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,813 We've got this! (CHUCKLES) Yeah! 516 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,316 This may be the worst disaster since Google folded. 517 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,734 They'll figure this out. 518 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,987 You know, they turned the moon into a massive jail, 519 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,072 they patented the liquid glove. 520 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,241 How hard can it be to reset a course? 521 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,183 .21 degrees. That's, like, 522 00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:16,162 what, less than half a right angle? 523 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,955 How can that make us three years late? 524 00:19:18,138 --> 00:19:19,313 Billie? 525 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:23,919 Um, me? Okay, so... we were going this way... 526 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,831 - JUDD: Uh-huh. - ...and now we're going... 527 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,518 this way. 528 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,087 You see how my hands are moving far apart? 529 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,470 - Mm-hm. - And it's further in reality, 530 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,180 obviously. (CHUCKLES) 531 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,432 Obviously, that's obvious, right? 532 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,391 See? 533 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,156 No. No. That's wrong. That's not right. 534 00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,188 - It is right. - Is it right? 535 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,189 - Yeah. - No. 536 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,690 It would be a straight line. 537 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,067 - No. - No. 538 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,401 - What? - Yes. 539 00:19:47,572 --> 00:19:50,289 - Okay, who's the engineer here? - Who's the genius? 540 00:19:50,325 --> 00:19:52,203 - Who's the captain? - Who fucked up? 541 00:19:52,578 --> 00:19:55,493 - DREW: But how did that guy die? - MAX: What the hell's goin' on? 542 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,577 Should we be scared? 543 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,120 Maybe, if... if you want. 544 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,414 You're supposed to say no, you prick! 545 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,416 - We are paying to be here. - Okay. I'm trained 546 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,752 to make sure that your body wash gets replenished, 547 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,546 not to rectify the catastrophe of human existence. 548 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,256 So, worrying doesn't help, okay? 549 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,966 Because the way you're acting right now, 550 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,719 I'm finding you all extremely unenjoyable 551 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,054 - at this point! - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 552 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,014 And I wish we were in separate rooms, 553 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,224 and I hate being alone! 554 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,726 Look, in five weeks, this journey's gonna be over, 555 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,977 and I'm gonna be home, 556 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,854 and I'm never gonna have to think about you ever again! 557 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,189 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - All right, 558 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,774 all right, Tony Macaroni, 559 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,694 so listen to mama. We've been knocked off course, 560 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,571 and we won't get home for three years. 561 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,948 - What? - (CROWD GASPS) 562 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,986 - MAN: Three years? - (MATT LAUGHING) 563 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,913 Oh, my God, that is hilarious! 564 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,749 Oh, I just made a whole speech. 565 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,627 Karen, it was supposed to be your sister who's here, 566 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,428 and it's you! 567 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,922 (LAUGHING) 568 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,731 She was saved by her big toe! 569 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,467 - MAX: Why the hell didn't you tell us? - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 570 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,313 Why did we accept those tickets? We were gonna get a divorce. 571 00:20:55,349 --> 00:20:56,559 We were about to split up! We thought... 572 00:20:56,595 --> 00:20:59,765 "Why not just the space-cation? It's only eight weeks." 573 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,142 I blame the yoga! 574 00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:04,395 Her class of bendy fuckers bashed against the wall 575 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,063 and knocked us all off course. 576 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,773 He told me to set a record! 577 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,108 Oh, so it's your fault? 578 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,443 Maybe it was my fault. 579 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,070 Maybe it's Space Pony's fault because he got everybody up 580 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,155 to look at the asteroid! 581 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,781 MAN: It was a shitty asteroid! 582 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,284 You know, if you don't start taking me seriously, 583 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,356 everyone here is dead. 584 00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:21,809 - (CROWD GASPS) - And you'll be first. 585 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,873 - What does that mean? - I don't wanna die! 586 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,542 Right? What does any of it mean? 587 00:21:25,578 --> 00:21:28,961 This is fate. And it is freestyling with us. 588 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,797 - This is, like, jazz fate. - DOUG: I hate jazz! 589 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,007 - MAN: And I hate fate. - Hey! 590 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,800 - He's got a point. - What are you so happy about? 591 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:35,885 I'm a nihilist. 592 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,470 - No, you're not! - Whatever! 593 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,387 Oh, my god. 594 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,849 Everybody scream! 595 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:43,309 (SCREAMS, LAUGHS) 596 00:21:43,506 --> 00:21:45,978 Fine. Let's just switch the gravity off 597 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,438 and fire everyone at the opposite wall. 598 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,023 - Problem solved. - IRIS: Problem solved. 599 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,726 Billie? Problem solved? 600 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,735 Obviously not. 601 00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:55,863 No, we were going to use the gravitational pull of Titan, 602 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,490 and we would've missed that now. 603 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,491 JUDD: All right. 604 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,743 Ryan, what's your plan? 605 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,621 Well, "plan" is, uh, a little grand. 606 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,414 It's, uh... It's not quite there yet. 607 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,250 I want answers. You're the man who saved Avenue... 608 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,460 - Avenue 3. - Three. 609 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,295 - BILLIE: That's right. - JUDD: I read the reports. 610 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,631 I don't even read. You're a damn hero. 611 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,840 Yeah, you were a hero then. 612 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,467 - Be a... Be a hero now. - Hero now. 613 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,761 - BILLIE: You're the captain, s... - (ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, for fuck's sake! 614 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,346 What is the matter with you people? 615 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,290 It was the paramedics! 616 00:22:22,326 --> 00:22:25,002 I've said this over and over again! 617 00:22:25,038 --> 00:22:29,305 The fire on Avenue 3 was put out by firefighters! 618 00:22:29,341 --> 00:22:31,899 And the sprinklers came down from the ceiling! 619 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,192 I was a bystander! 620 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,820 I can be in the vicinity of a catastrophe, 621 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,154 wearing a nice hat! 622 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,141 Anything more than that, I'm out! 623 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,488 (CLEARS THROAT) 624 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,957 (AMERICAN ACCENT) Look, first thing's first, 625 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,991 we need to calm the passengers. 626 00:22:50,027 --> 00:22:51,877 What the hell just happened with your voice? 627 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,212 Yeah, what the hell? 628 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,631 - I raised my voice, I'm s... - JUDD: No, no, no. 629 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,550 No, you did, like, a... a puppet show, 630 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,385 and then you did, like, a different voice. 631 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,678 No, I definitely didn't. 632 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,012 - IRIS: You definitely did. - Yeah. Yeah. 633 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,507 You did... You did, like, a... 634 00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:05,641 (BRAYING) 635 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,643 Okay, it wasn't exactly like that, 636 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,604 - but it was very similar. - Are you Australian? 637 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,106 (ENGLISH ACCENT) Am I Australian? 638 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,988 - JUDD: Yeah. - No, I'm not Australian. 639 00:23:14,024 --> 00:23:15,359 - All right. - I'll tell you what I am: 640 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,735 - I'm English. - What the fuck? 641 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,279 - Oh, my God. - That's so much worse! 642 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,114 Oh, really? You think that's worse? 643 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,741 Well, this is worse even than that. 644 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,110 I'm not a captain either. 645 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,866 - Oh, that makes sense. - Oh, my God. 646 00:23:25,902 --> 00:23:26,945 That makes a lot of sense. 647 00:23:26,981 --> 00:23:29,248 - Are you an admiral? - No. What? 648 00:23:29,428 --> 00:23:32,677 - Vice admiral? - No! This is a driverless ship. 649 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,461 All right? I was hired just to... 650 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,464 to give the passengers some reassurance. 651 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,661 I think it's as insane as you do. 652 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,760 And the American accent? 653 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,180 I... I dunno. Passengers find American more reassuring. 654 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,265 God knows why. 655 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,309 Not as reassuring as having an actual captain! 656 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,770 Hey, dial it down! I'm the one who gets to be mad! 657 00:23:51,868 --> 00:23:54,440 Okay, it's a really bad idea to give him anxiety. 658 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,441 You're a prick. 659 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,818 Bravo, that's a fantastic contribution. 660 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,528 Well done. You should get a badge for that. 661 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,905 Maybe little gold J, I dunno. 662 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,384 You see this little piece of floor over here? 663 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:04,867 More useful than you! 664 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,744 This... This little green tin? 665 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,037 More worth than you, dude, 666 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,288 and I don't even know what's in it! 667 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,831 That's actually my lunch, so it is worthless. 668 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,082 That's not enough for anyone to eat. 669 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:16,086 Look! I am doing exactly what I was employed to do. 670 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,881 Not one molecule of this is my fault! 671 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,424 Well, you need to get us out of here. 672 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,927 No, actually, I don't! That's not my area. 673 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,038 (SCOFFS) Clearly! 674 00:24:24,074 --> 00:24:27,973 No. My job is to motivate the team to get us out of it. 675 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,516 All right, Captain... 676 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,843 Not America. 677 00:24:31,584 --> 00:24:34,162 If you're not in charge, who is? 678 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,017 Joe. 679 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,235 Joe is the... 680 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,825 was the real captain of the ship. 681 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,144 Joe the... the dead guy? 682 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:47,606 Joe, who hired me... 683 00:24:48,244 --> 00:24:49,623 because, well... 684 00:24:51,471 --> 00:24:53,499 I don't really wanna speak ill of the dead, but, 685 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,500 let's be honest, 686 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,412 Joe's social skills were... 687 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:58,759 I mean, the man could barely finish. 688 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,006 In terms of sentences. 689 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,091 - Oh. - RYAN: You know. 690 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,342 I mean, he didn't like the passengers, 691 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,301 he didn't like the crew. 692 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,844 - He liked you. Hated you. - Really? 693 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,305 Thought you were a flat-out fucking nightmare. 694 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,181 Fuck him. 695 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:10,516 But if you wanna blame anybody, 696 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:14,186 I'm afraid you've to blame the guy who put me on Avenue 3. 697 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,063 - Joe? - Still dead. 698 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,107 Well, Billie's next in line. 699 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,893 (SCOFFS) Okay, it's not a throne. 700 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,194 Okay. So, here's the thing: 701 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,363 (AMERICAN ACCENT) I'm going to assemble the crew, 702 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,525 and do some reassurance on them. 703 00:25:31,494 --> 00:25:32,793 Stand easy. 704 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,456 Nadia, systems update. 705 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,708 All systems are nominal, sir. 706 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,960 Mads, orbital dynamics? 707 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,753 Also nominal, sir. 708 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,839 Hey, Leah, you're gonna wanna hear this. Join me. 709 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,048 You guys know what's going on? 710 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,341 (SCOFFS) I would've asked the captain, 711 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,260 but I'm not allowed in case he gets me pregnant. 712 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,095 Fall in if you wanna find out more. 713 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,098 All secondary circuits are clear. Code green. 714 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,308 - He knows his stuff. - No, he doesn't. 715 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,269 - He really doesn't. - Oh, no. 716 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,604 No, no. He doesn't. I forgot. 717 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,731 (BILLIE SIGHS) 718 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,315 But, you know, in difficult times, 719 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,442 a crew, a real crew, 720 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,277 needs to be the opposite of oil and water. 721 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,029 We cannot separate, we have to... 722 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,030 MATT: Sir. 723 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,573 I hate to interrupt a protracted metaphor, 724 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,075 but this brilliant, yet furious passenger 725 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,493 would like to assign blame. 726 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,786 It's not really a good time. 727 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,955 - I know it's three years. - What? 728 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,291 I know we're trapped here for three years. 729 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,251 - Did you tell her? - No, I told him. 730 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,377 Bombshell. 731 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,755 So, we've got an S-storm brewing, 732 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,089 and this A-hole 733 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,215 - is not helping. - Me. 734 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,925 I need you to talk to the passengers 735 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,427 before anybody else finds out, 736 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,429 and explain how you're gonna fix this 737 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,680 like you fixed Avenue 3. 738 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,057 W... Huh. 739 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,060 As I have stressed, repeatedly, it was actually the sprinklers 740 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,978 that... that did most of the, uh... 741 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,313 It was the damn sprinklers. 742 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:43,108 I don't care. Are you gonna talk to them, or am I? 743 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,778 All right. Okay, unless you wanna run the ship? 744 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,821 Let's not get ahead of ourselves! 745 00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:50,866 - She's my favorite. - Is she? Uh-huh. 746 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:53,723 - Fly safe. - ALL: Fly true. 747 00:26:54,554 --> 00:26:56,971 Oh, there you are. Let's talk. 748 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,750 You've got a plan, right, Captain? 749 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,753 Just nod if words are too difficult for you right now. 750 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,279 No, I've got a plan. 751 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,925 Just... go in there and smile. Works every time. 752 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,802 Do you like pancakes? I do. 753 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,804 Why don't you order some for breakfast 754 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,842 - at Judd Yum on Deck Five? - Hey, Jade. You got a plan? 755 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,719 Worth a shot. 756 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:20,681 Hi! 757 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,852 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 758 00:27:27,468 --> 00:27:31,468 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 759 00:28:26,578 --> 00:28:29,089 BILLIE MCEVOY: The plan was to use Titan's gravity 760 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,716 as an assist to save propellant... 761 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,675 English, please! 762 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,384 Which one of those words was not English? 763 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,053 - Propellant. - Propellant? 764 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,131 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 765 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,515 The acceleration needs to be realigned iteratively 766 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,850 or the gravity system could fail. 767 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,226 Just say, "reset the gravity." 768 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,770 We don't need to make things sound cleverer than they are. 769 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:44,932 Of course, Your Highness. 770 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,107 We gotta get home. We should try to escape. 771 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,400 We can knot some bed sheets together 772 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,728 and we can hit the airlock. 773 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,796 Keep calm because it's not gonna be three years. 774 00:28:53,088 --> 00:28:55,590 Who are you, and what the hell happened to your trousers? 775 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,821 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 57767

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