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- [Brian] Do you think
people can be truly happy
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if they don't love what
they do for a living?
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- [Jason] Maybe, but I
wouldn't want to have to try.
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- [Brian] I realize everyone
doesn't have the luxury
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of following their heart.
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- [Jason] No, they don't.
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- [Brian] But that's the American dream.
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- [Jason] Well, it's the
American myth but the reality is,
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it's pretty much the
privilege of the privileged,
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[Brian] Which I guess we are.
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[Jason] Thanks to the luck of the draw,
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where we were born and to whom.
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- [Brian] People don't
think about that enough.
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- [Jason] Well, not the lucky ones anyway.
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(slow guitar music)
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- Patti, Patti, please, listen.
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Your faith in me gave me the confidence
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to leave Carlton, Simmons and
Davis and open my own firm.
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I know, I know, I fucked up.
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I fucked up "Vanity Fair", I
swear it won't happen again.
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No, no, no, a boutique
agency can meet your needs.
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Really, after all these years
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you're firing me over the phone?
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Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
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You could have had your people do it.
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I thought I was your people.
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Please, Patti, please, please.
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Fuck!
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- She was our biggest client.
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- But she's not our only client.
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- But she's Patti Lupone.
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- It's okay.
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- No, it's not okay,
it's a fucking disaster.
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- You're scaring our support staff.
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- They should be scared.
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After all the fucking publicity
I got her over the years.
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- She's one client.
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- Who is the reason half
of them came with us,
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probably more than half.
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- And who, because she
was so high profile,
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took up a lot of un-billable
time and resources.
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- Luca's got a point.
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This could be a good thing.
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It will make room for two,
maybe three A-list clients.
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- Exactly, and I know
just who we can pursue.
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- Are you actually trying to spin me?
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Because you both are way
too good at what we do
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to not know what's gonna happen
when this hits the streets.
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That after six months Patti Lupone left us
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and went back to Carlton,
Simmons and Davis.
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- Which is why we need to calm down
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and do for Brian Stone and Associates
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what we do for our clients
when they get into trouble.
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- Ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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You've worked with him a while,
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have you ever seen him like this?
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- He'll be alright.
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We presented him with a good plan
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on how to deal with this
bump and he liked it, so.
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- Are you spinning me now?
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- He's stressed about a lot of things
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and after all the years
he worked with Patti,
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he felt blindsided like it
was personal, not business.
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- But it was business.
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- And by tomorrow, he'll have processed it
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and he'll be fine.
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- Tomorrow, really?
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- Yeah, well, the day after tomorrow tops.
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- I sure hope this idea
that Brenda and Luca has
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to spin this thing works
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because I don't have another one.
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- Then it will.
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But you know the person
you should be talking to
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about this is not me, it's David.
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- Yeah, right.
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Because telling him my business
may be about to implode
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would do wonders to our relationship.
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- He is your boyfriend.
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- God, you know how I hate
that word for people over 20.
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- Almost as much as
you hate "Hello Kitty"?
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- More.
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- Well you've made it clear
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you're not ready to call him your partner.
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- Nope.
- And he's not your husband,
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so what word would you prefer?
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- I don't know.
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It doesn't exist, someone
needs to invent it.
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- Your ability to imperceptibly
change the subject
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has always pissed the hell out of me.
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- What?
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- The point was, do you think David
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is only interested in you
because of who your clients are?
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- I think that no grown up
wants his whatever that word is
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that needs to be invented to be a failure.
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- Oh god, are you really taking yourself
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down that rabbit hole again?
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Losing a client does
not make you a failure.
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- I fucked up Jason and my
whole business could go under.
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- Everybody fucks up Brian, I did.
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I'm sure David has.
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Besides, you started out by saying
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what a great plan Brenda
and Luca had come up with.
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Something else is going on.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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Fine, just keep walking.
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- You know, I was a
fuck lot more supportive
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when you were the one going through shit.
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- What do you want?
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- I want you to be here.
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You, to help me through this
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and to hold me like you used to.
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- You don't think I want that?
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- And I want you to have
fought harder to stick around.
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I know, I know,
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you thought I was being
selfish so I backed off,
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I played the it's his
decision game to the hilt.
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It doesn't mean it's what I wanted.
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- After all these years
of working for her,
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you must be privy to
some pretty juicy dirt.
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So, what I would do is anonymously,
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slowly and steadily release
every piece of it and kick back.
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And laugh.
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- It would definitely send a message
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to any other client who
was thinking about leaving.
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- Yeah.
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- And to every prospective
client that I can't be trusted.
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- I guess, but it would be fun.
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- Yeah, it would be.
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- You could just drop one or
two little things, you know.
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Not enough to cause a full on
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Kevin Spacey career disruption
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but just enough to create a
little public perception issue.
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- There are so many reasons I love you.
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- I don't have that kind of dirt.
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- What kind of dirt do you have?
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- I can't break client
privilege like that.
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- She's not your client any more.
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She left you, the bitch.
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- Even so.
- God!
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I hate a man with integrity.
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- That's why we're so good together.
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- Jason and I were good
together, even when we weren't.
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- So, as Brian's friends,
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we demanded that we get to
pass judgment on this...
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Jason.
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- Only strangely, we couldn't
find anything wrong with him
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except that he refused to
call us Paul One and Paul Two
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like most people do,
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and insisted on calling us
Thing One and Thing Two,
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like in those Doctor Seuss books.
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- Which did not please us.
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- It did not please us in the mall.
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- Did not please us down the hall.
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- Did not please us with a ball.
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- It did not please us.
- [Both] Not at all.
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- I'm starving.
- I don't even know why we came.
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Wait, I remember why we came, come here.
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We came because we loved him so much.
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- I love you.
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- Okay
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And now we can go.
- Okay.
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- You and David could
be good together too.
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- I hope so.
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- You can't compare what
you had after 15 years
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with what you've got after six months.
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You have to get there,
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which means you have to
start sharing the bad
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as well as the good with him.
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- We need another round.
- [Paul] Absolutely.
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- Can I get two more pinot
noirs and a Santera Tequila?
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- And a pint of dirt on Patti Lupone?
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- And to top it all off,
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I had to talk Brian
and Luca off the ledge.
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I'm so tired of being
the strong black woman
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for everyone in my life.
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- I don't ask you to be the
strong black woman for me.
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- No, you don't Sofia.
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- But, I'm happy to be the
strong Columbian woman for you.
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- At least until your visa runs out
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or they find some other way to deport you.
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- Well they won't deport me.
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They only deport Latinas of color.
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- Welcome to America.
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- Shut up and relax.
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(jazzy music)
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- I can't help it.
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I'm worried about what's
going on at the office.
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I mean yeah, I put on
my famous Luca smile.
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I filled the room with my
well-documented positivity
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and I offered up every inside
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and outside of the box
solution I could come up with
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but what if Brian Stone
and Associates goes under?
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Did I make a mistake not going
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with one of the big, established firms?
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(dog whines)
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No, I didn't and no, I didn't just do it
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because I think Brian's cute.
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Since working there,
he's been a mentor to me.
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And I honestly think it
was the right career move.
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Honestly, and if everything
goes well it definitely will be.
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But if it doesn't...
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I can't get distracted by ifs.
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I need to live in the now and now,
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Daddy's going dancing Asta.
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Don't wait up for me.
(dog barks)
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And no doggy Grindr
hook ups while I'm out.
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- Ah, I'm sorry I'm so late.
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- I understand client dinners.
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- I'm so exhausted.
(Brian laughs)
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- How did it go?
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- Ah, they're so fucking
privileged and so fucking boring.
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If they didn't have
four homes and a yacht,
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each of which they redo
on a regular basis...
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But (groans) you gotta
hold onto the big ones.
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- Or die trying!
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- So how was your day?
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You sounded stressed when I called.
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- Oh, we lost a client.
- Who?
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- It doesn't matter.
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Whenever Jason lost a client he'd say,
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"it gives me the opportunity
to take on someone new".
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- Bingo.
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- That's a great attitude.
- Yeah.
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- Still, it never feels good to be left.
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- No, it doesn't.
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(slow thoughtful music)
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ Down deep inside of me ♪
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ You're all I'll ever need ♪
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(slow thoughtful music)
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