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- [Brian] If you could,
what's the one thing
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you would change about your parents?
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- [Jason] Nothing, they're perfect.
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Just ask them.
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(laughing)
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- [Brian] I would have wanted mine to be
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less surfacy in our conversations.
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- [Jason] That may have
had as much to do with you
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as with them.
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- [Brian] Maybe.
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God, it sucked them both
getting sick at the same time.
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- [Jason] But, also, weirdly romantic,
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in a Lifetime movie sort of way.
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- [Brian] I didn't realize
until those last months
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that they weren't disinterested,
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they were just always waiting
for me to give them a sign
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that it was okay to talk
about the things that really
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mattered to me.
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- [Jason] Talking honestly is important.
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- [Brian] Yeah, it is.
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(guitar music)
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- Paul, I already told
you, I can't come down
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to the restaurant for dinner tonight.
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Because I already made dinner myself.
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- It can't be as good as
what you could eat here.
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- I'm a very good cook, you've told me so
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on many occasions.
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- Put your very good food in
your very good Tupperware.
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Put your very good Tupperware
in your very good fridge,
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and get your very good ass down here.
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- I've got a meeting with
a huge prospective client
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in the morning and I need to prep for it.
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- Who?
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- I can't say.
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- How huge?
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- How huge is what?
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- Brian's prospective new client.
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- Who is it?
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- He won't say.
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- Well, give us a clue, male or female.
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- I've gotta go, my
dinner's getting cold, bye.
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- Wait, wait, Travis is working tonight.
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He says you still haven't called him.
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- Is that what this is about?
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- We gave you his number
at least two weeks ago.
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He is literally sulking.
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Just come down, have dinner.
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I'll sit you in his
station, and I guarantee
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he'll provide the dessert.
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- I told you I've got to
prepare for my meeting.
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- Fine, fine, break the boy's heart.
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Maybe turn him off of older men forever.
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- I'm hanging up now, bye.
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- [Jason] Eating alone sucks.
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- Yep, it sure does.
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- He means well.
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- You make em all
promise to watch over me.
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- No, they just care.
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- I know, I know.
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(phone ringing)
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- Paul, I told you, I've got work to do.
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- [Man] This isn't Paul.
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- What?
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
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- [Man] It's David Taylor, is this Brian.
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- Yeah, a friend of mine
has been calling and calling
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wanting me to join them for dinner.
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I thought it was him again.
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- [David Taylor] Is this a bad time?
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- No, no, I'm sorry, do I know you.
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- [David Taylor] Okay,
well, this is awkward.
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It seems your in-laws and --
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- Oh, oh, God.
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You're the guy that
Frannie and Carl mentioned.
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- [David Taylor] Yes, I was
starting to think my parents
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got confused.
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- The architect.
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- [David Taylor] Yeah.
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- Google him, see what he looks like.
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- I'm sorry I didn't get in touch,
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I've just been crazed.
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- [David Taylor] Is this a bad time?
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I mean I understand having work to do.
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- No, no, I just didn't
want to go out to dinner.
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I mean I do have work to
do, but it can wait a bit.
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- Try another.
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- [David Taylor] So look, I
realize this is pretty weird,
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and trust me I don't make a
habit of letting my parents
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try to fix me up.
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- I'm not judging you.
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- Try Facebook.
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- [David Taylor] Actually, I
think they took my break up
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harder than either of us did.
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They really liked my ex.
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I think they've always
been more comfortable
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with me being gay when
I'm in a relationship.
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That part they understand.
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- Right, right.
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- Anyone who manages to have
no photos of themselves online,
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is hiding something.
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- [David Taylor] And I
just managed to obliterate
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the first directive of
all the dating sites.
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Don't talk about your ex.
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- Social misfit.
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- You weren't really talking about him.
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- Witness protection program.
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- You were contextualizing
an awkward call,
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which you get props for
making in the first place.
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- [David Taylor] You're good.
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If I were a celebrity in trouble,
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I'd definitely want you
doing my PR damage control.
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- Or just hideously unattractive.
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- Damage control is just a
very small piece of the job.
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- Try LinkedIn.
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- I prefer building up my
clients and educating them
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how to avoid ever needing damage control.
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- [David Taylor] An ounce of prevention.
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- [Brian] Yeah, kinda like
you making sure you've
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designed everything in the way that
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the building won't fall down.
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- [David Taylor] -(laughing) yeah, except
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I mainly do interiors.
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- Oh.
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- Guess you're just
gonna have to meet him.
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- [David Taylor] So look,
I know my parents said
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your in-laws meant well,
but I don't want you to feel
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on the spot here.
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They told me you lost your husband.
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- Yeah, just a little over a year ago.
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I know, I love you too, so much.
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- When do we give him the extra morphine?
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- The hospice nurse said we'd know.
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- How?
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- [David Taylor] I'm sorry.
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I can only imagine.
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So if you're not really
ready to be dating,
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I mean I wasn't ready to date
anyone for like six months
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and I was the one who
ended my relationship.
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- No, no, I've done some dating.
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I'm ready to date.
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- [David Taylor] I just
meant if you're not--
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if you just maybe want
to pursue a friendship,
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that's good too.
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- How bout we do this, how bout we meet
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and see what it feels like it wants to be.
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- [David Taylor] Sounds good.
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So, do you want the
safety of a quick drink
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or do you want to throw
caution to the wind
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and go for dinner.
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- I can commit to dinner if you can,
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I mean after all, you do
come highly recommended
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from people I love.
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- [David Taylor] (laughing) So do you,
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of course, the people I
love have never met you,
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and the people you love have never met me.
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- Uh oh, maybe I should
rethink a sight unseen dinner.
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- [David Taylor] I promise
I am not a serial killer.
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- Okay, wait a minute,
hold up, that never even
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entered my mind, now I'm worried.
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- [David Taylor] It's
interesting you haven't given
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me the same assurance.
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- I am not a serial killer.
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What do you say baby?
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You ready for extra morphine, hmm?
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- We love you son, we always
have, and we always will.
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- And now, you're not
going to have anymore pain.
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- It's okay baby.
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It's gonna be just like you wanted.
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Hey, remember our first official date?
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Not the night we had drinks
after we met at the art opening
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but the following Saturday, you remember?
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Close your eyes, close your eyes.
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Think of that perfect spring day.
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Central Park.
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We agreed to meet at Bethesda fountain,
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I got there first of course.
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I was sitting on a bench
and you walked over
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and you gave me a quick kiss,
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then you knelt down to tie your sneaker.
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Blue Converse.
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And, looked up and saw
the book in my hand.
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"Of Time and the River"
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and you laughed and you said
that you thought you were the
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only one in the world that
still read Thomas Wolfe.
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And we talked, we talked about everything.
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Books and Thomas Wolfe,
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and then we walked.
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We wound up walking
all over that damn park
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for like eight hours, remember.
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Showing each other our
favorite spots and places.
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Laughing, eating ice cream.
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That was the most glorious day of my life.
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Then when we suddenly stopped talking
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and we really kissed.
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Baby, baby (crying)
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Baby, we'll see each other again, okay.
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- [David Taylor] Friday
night, eight o'clock?
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- Perfect.
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- [David Taylor] I've got
a favorite restaurant,
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let me see if I can get us a reservation.
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I'll email you.
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- Sounds good.
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- [David Taylor] I'm
looking forward to this.
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- Me too.
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(jazz music)
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- I should have said drinks.
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- Too late now.
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- Brian?
- David?
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- Yeah.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Yeah, you too.
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Wait, did you think that guy was me?
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- Okay look, I didn't have a clue as to
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what you looked like.
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There's not a photo of
you anywhere online,
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do you know that?
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There's nothing on LinkedIn,
nothing on Facebook.
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- Well, years ago I had a stalker
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and it spooked me.
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So I try to keep my photo
presence as discreet as possible.
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But, you looked.
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- Well, yeah, didn't you?
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- Oh yeah, before I even made the call.
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- Wait, you agreed to this date without
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ever seeing a picture of me.
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- Well, like i said, you
came highly recommended.
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- [Hostess] Follow me.
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- Have you eaten here before?
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- No, but I've heard about it
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- You're in for a treat.
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(guitar music)
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ Down deep inside of me ♪
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ You're all I'll ever need ♪
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