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- [Brian] Do you think a tree feels pain?

- [Jason] No it's a tree.

- [Brian] Carving our initials it's so junior high.

- [Jason] Maybe but I didn't meet you in junior high.

- [Brian] I think that the tree might be feeling this.

- [Jason] Oh brother.

(laughter)

- [Brian] I read an article about how that the sweet smell

of freshly cut grass is actually

a chemical distress call to beg nearby critters for help.

- [Jason] To attack the lawn mower?

- [Brian] No, no it's meant for like when a bug

is eating the grass the smell alerts the nearby birds

that there's a nearby meal awaiting them.

Which saves the grass from

being eaten and feeds the birds.

- [Jason] So the only one in the story

who gets totally fucked is the bug.

(guitar music)

- [Frannie] I've always loved this piece.

- You know you didn't have to take a hotel room.

You could have stayed here.

- No, no this way you have your privacy and we have ours.

- Privacy is highly overrated.

(laughter)

- Besides we weren't sure what it would feel like

being here for the first time since.

- Since the funeral.

- I keep expecting Jason to just walk in from somewhere.

- [Jason] Here we go.

- [Frannie] It all looks so good.

- Thank you.

- We were just telling Brian how much we love

what you did with this apartment.

It's even more beautiful than the photos.

- Take one.

- Oh, okay I will take this one.

- Carl, refill?

- Sure.

- Frannie?

- Oh, I'm I'm fine.

- Okay

- [Fannie] You haven't changed a thing.

- Yeah I like it this way.

- I, I don't think I could.

- So tomorrow evening I've got

the whole gang coming over here.

They are really excited to see you.

- They're good friends.

- Yeah they are.

- How's your sister and her family?

She was so helpful.

- I'm so sorry.

I love you.

- You too.

- Hi

- [Frannie] Janet

- Oh don't get up, hi.

You know that he was like a brother to me.

And the kids... Uncle Jason was a part

of their lives for as long as they can remember.

- Janet and Bill are doing great,

and Karen just got into Cornell.

- Oh, I read that on Facebook.

- Did ya?

- I've been meaning to send her a card.

- Yeah, and I was also thinking tomorrow,

let's have brunch at Paul and Paul's Restaurant.

And then we'll walk over to the Whitney

and see the new building.

It's gorgeous.

Quite honestly it's a lot more

interesting than some of the collection.

(laughter)

- That sounds good Frannie, doesn't it?

- Absolutely.

You know you look tired.

- Work has been crazy.

- Look you can't bury yourself in work, Brian.

Trust me I tried.

- I'm not.

- Are you dating anyone?

- No

- [Frannie] Why not, it's been over a year.

You're handsome, successful, it's what Jason would want.

It's what we want.

- I just haven't met anyone.

- But your trying to?

- Yes I am.

- Well I know this may sound a little weird.

We are your in-laws.

- This new couple moved in next door to us,

and we have gotten kinda friendly with them.

- Yes and their son who lives right here in New York,

and he just broke-up with his boyfriend.

- Really

- And I have seen photos of this guy David.

He's very good looking and we've told

his parents about you and Jason.

And, um well I have his phone number and his email.

(laughter)

- Jason's parents are trying to set you up?

- That is so sweet.

- It's not sweet it's creepy.

- It is sweet in a creepy way.

They just want you to be happy.

- They're just watching out for me.

- Since you brought it up.

- Since that fiasco with, what was his name?

- Ron

- Lisa's been making lists.

- I haven't been making lists.

I have just been thinking about who I know,

and as well meaning as they are,

older people are not the one's you want setting you up.

So I think that I have found the perfect guy.

He's an actor, a real actor, not a waiter actor.

And I am texting you his information.

- Oh God Brian.

Trust me I love Lisa and Andrew,

but you don't want straight people setting you up.

- She's right.

- So I didn't want to bring it up yet,

but after that fiasco with Ron

and since you still don't want to do the on-line thing.

I have someone in mind for my work husband.

I will send you his info.

- A lesbian, you are letting a lesbian set you up?

How would a lesbian know what is hot about a man?

- Paul's right if you were straight

and she was trying to fix you up with a women maybe.

- I get it.

- I mean after that fiasco with Ron

if you are ready to be set-up.

- I'm not ready to be set-up.

- Your waiter from brunch

- Travis

- Travis, thought you were very sexy.

- He's 21 years old.

- He's into older guys and he's hot.

Did you notice his ass?

And some of the other waiters told us

he is incredibly well hung.

- They all change into their uniforms together.

- Will you listen to you guys.

- I mean if I didn't have to worry

about a work place sexual harassment

lawsuit if we fired him, I'd do him.

- We'd both do him.

- I said I would give you his number.

- Paul

- Just say thank you and report back with details.

- A 21 year old waiter is not what you need.

- Especially after the fiasco with Ron.

- Well I wasn't going to bring it up but.

- I was at a closing the other day

and the seller's attorney and I got to talking

and he's smart, successful, and age-appropriate, single.

- Text me his number.

- There can't be that many more dishes.

- What, Oh let him sleep.

- It's not that it's, it's just that's where Jason.

- [Frannie] How's he doing?

- [Brian] Honey

- We came straight from the airport.

Didn't even stop at the hotel. Oh.

- [Jason] You could've stayed here.

- [Brian] You still can.

We can call the hotel and change your reservation.

- No, no, no this way you'll have your privacy

and we'll have ours.

- So when are they going to start the chemo?

- Um, I'm not doing the chemo.

- What are they just starting with radiation?

- I'm not doing the chemo, I'm not doing the radiation,

I'm not doing any of it.

- This is just crazy.

You're young, you can fight this.

- Brian

- You have to fight this.

- Mom, Dad it's stage four.

It's is my stomach, it's in my liver,

it's in my lungs, it's in my bones.

It's a fight I just can't win,

- So you, you're just going to die?

- Jason

- I'm going to die whether I have

the chemo and the radiation or not.

Brian and I have talked about it, a lot.

I'm not going to have them put me through hell

for the possibility that it might buy me

another few excruciating weeks.

- Listen we agreed that he is

going to do this his way, right.

- Mm hm

- Let's get these dishes.

- Hey I gave birth to one son and I wound up with two.

And now I am back to one, but if you ever get married,

when you get married again

- Again

- I expect, we expect to be there.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

- Awww, come here.

- I love you.

- I love you.

- Promise me you will watch over my parents after I am gone.

- Honey, will you stop worrying about everybody else

and start worrying about yourself please.

- I'm serious.

They're going to need you.

Promise me.

- Promise

- So now you have David's phone number and his email.

- Yes I do, thank you.

- So listen I know David may not be the one,

but then again maybe he is.

Oh, honey.

- Thanks

You're the best.

- So are you.

- They're something aren't they?

- I know why they're doing this.

- [Jason] I have a favor to ask you guys.

- [Carl] Anything son.

- Do you want us to help you go?

- Aww, no.

But Brian he's going to need help.

Promise me you will watch over him.

- We promise.

- [Jason] And mom you can't ever

let him know its because I asked you to.

He's got to think it was all your own doing, okay.

- [Fannie] Okay, of course.

(guitar music)

♪ You'll always be my forever. ♪ ♪

♪ Down deep inside of me. ♪ ♪

♪ You'll always be my forever. ♪ ♪

♪ You're all I'll ever need. ♪